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The internet isn’t just home to funny cat pics and delightfully witty memes. It has an edgier, weirder side, too. One that makes you do a double-take and wonder whether what you’re looking at is actually real. The r/cursedcomments subreddit is one of the best places for showing what this side of the net looks like.

We’ve collected some of the top cursed comments of all time to share with you. Scroll down to have a read, but be warned—there’s a lot of uncomfortable content and bizarreness involved here. It’s not for the faint of heart. Though, remember, you shouldn’t feel too guilty if you laugh at some of these pics. It’s fine to enjoy dark humor once in a while.

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#1

Cursed_polls

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Jerome Lenovo
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3 weeks ago

brilliant joke ! edit : i love cake

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#3

Cursed_murdering Cat

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Laughed so hard I woke mine up and then had to switch pages real quick cuz they need to get any ideas

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Cursed comments, as a genre, are the replies that internet users leave underneath social media posts and videos. They are, as a general rule, very unexpected or even upsetting.

At the same time, they’re often humorous in an “oh, God, why am I laughing at something so horrible and weird?” kind of way.

At the time of writing, r/cursedcomments boasts a whopping 3.3 million members from all over the globe. The subreddit is incredibly well known, not just on Reddit but on social media and elsewhere as well. Even legendary Swedish YouTube content creator PewDiePie joked about how the sub is “the worst.”

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The subreddit, founded in April 2018, is already a part of internet culture. It’s also very likely that you’ve come across some content, as shared by the members of the online group, at some point in time.

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According to the team running the group, the point of r/cursedcomments is to share comments that “strike the reader into oblivion.” The goal is to make the audience feel lost and confused, wondering what the heck they just read.

“Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face,” they explain.

#10

Cursed_mickey

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Aadith
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"There's nothing scarier than Slenderman." Eerie Darkness in the forest: "I beg to differ."

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#11

Cursed_baby Goes Brrrr

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cerinamroth
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fill with syrup?! My sweet-obsessed kid would have those off and be drinking himself into a sugar coma before you could say lickety split.

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sadmrguna
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's one of those empty prank gift boxes that you can buy and then hide your real gift inside.

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That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, if a toddler gets strong legs it should mean they can walk around for longer

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blue4t
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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No more glares from using a leash. Instead you get glares for these things.

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Say No to Downvoting
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmm….reflecting on the days when I put my toddlers in gumboots one size to big just to slow them down a bit

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Bella Durham
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“No more dreaded glares from using toddler leashes” yes, because weighing your child down like a yacht is better.

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Donald
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can see an unattended kid wandering into a pool with disastrous consequences. I've saved 3 younger cousins from drowning with adults present and they had the courtesy to float.

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Cathy Carey
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol, next few pics show little Johnny doing leg lifts with the weights, then he takes them off and does some bicep and tricep work.

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Tina Mercado
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you have more than one toddler, I guess a leash is the only way to go. Like dogwalking.

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mikedtw
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom used to spend hours looking at dress patterns at our local department store, with super-bored little me in tow. Years later she told me that I disappeared one time, after that I was on a leash of some sort while she perused patterns. I remember nothing of this, and turned out just fine

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moeless
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See the John Callahan comic with the posse encountering the abandoned wheelchair in the desert. The sheriff says, "Don't worry, he won't get far on foot."

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Janet Graham
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly my thoughts! And if you are out somewhere and need to scoop them up, but you can't because they weigh more than you do with those weights!

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Shaunn Munn
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have visions of the kiddos accidentally cutting the things and syrup or sand spreads throughout the house or day care. Who pours syrup in things like that anyways?

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Paul Brown
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Baby would grow up and have legs like Tom Platz. Google him.

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Neeser
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, that be great about the time you had to pick up the child and carry them because they were too tired to walk anymore and then you got an extra 10 pounds on your kid

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StumblingThroughLife
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are these real? WTF??!! 😶😮 At least, I suppose, they didn't sell balls and chains...

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Marcellus II
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously not. "Fill with syrup" should be enough info to decide if you doubt.

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Pamelot
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3 weeks ago

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C'mon -- is this for real?!! It's child abuse & utterly NOT believable. Haha.

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During a previous interview with the founder of r/cursedcomments, Bored Panda learned about the history behind the group.

“I founded the subreddit a while back. I actually was going through some memes posted on Reddit and saw a response to a somewhat... ‘fitting’ comment that would be right at home with CursedComments. In a response to the comment, someone jokingly posted r/cursedcomments. I was intrigued, and when I clicked on it, the subreddit didn’t exist, so I created it because I thought it was super good,” redditor u/winwinwe told us.

However, the founder of the sub admitted that, unfortunately, they weren’t the one to come up with the awesome name for the group. Their goal when creating r/cursedcomments was for internet users to have a great experience while also maximizing the growth of the community.

“I began posting posts and was loose with the rules to engage content creation and made sure to comment on every post to maximize community engagement,” the founder told Bored Panda.

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The moderation was close to non-existent at the very start, which led to a lot of growth on Reddit in a short span of time. Eventually, the rules became more robust. “Posts became more strict, more clear guidelines were established, and branching ‘wings’ such as this Instagram account and discord were set up, both of which still operate,” u/winwinwe explained.

#19

Cursed_toaster

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Knife holder" - In honour to my sister who used a butter knife to see if the bread is toasty enough once...

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“The moderation towards the end was very strict, and thanks to a really good moderation team, helped put together by me and a close friend at the time, we managed to keep it a good space,” the founder told us earlier. A lot of the comments and jokes on r/cursedcomments are very sensitive, so it makes sense to have strict moderation policies. Though, given the size of the community, it’s an ongoing challenge.

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If you enjoy the type of content shared on r/cursedcomments, by all means, join the subreddit for the freshest posts and pics. But before you start sharing screenshots of your own, take the time to read the subreddit’s sidebar. It contains all of the rules you need to keep in mind when sharing things with the other members of the community.

#25

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would love to have a shitten. I'm not sure Bouche and Audi would be on board, and I can't really afford another one anyway. It's still nice to dream.

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Meanwhile, the moderators also created a Wiki page where they go into more detail about the content guidelines. For example, one thing that they stress is the importance of effort. In short, they want the community members to post quality comments and avoid low-effort screenshots. “Cursed comments have to be truly cursed at their core,” they explain. The mods also value originality, so you should avoid posting comments that have already been dozens (if not hundreds) of times already. 

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#29

Hmm

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Marcellus II
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The phlegm catches the pollen and viruses! No hayfever either!"

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Which of the comments did you think were the most cursed, Pandas? Are you a big fan of dark humor, or do you prefer your comedy to be on the more mellow side? What’s the weirdest comment that you’ve ever read or written online? Share your thoughts below. Meanwhile, for some more r/cursedcomments weirdness, check out Bored Panda’s earlier posts

#31

Hmm

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SCamp
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love it that Arctic means ‘bears’ and Antarctic means ‘not the arctic’! So, ‘not the place that has bears’ 😂

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#32

Cursed_ww1

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Tobias Reaper
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

its like that scene in a Simpsons episode set in the past grandpa calls it world war 1 and Lenny says why do you keep calling it that he replies "oh youll see"

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les
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and after all that work you find out you should have started with steel

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#48

Cursed Casket

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Angi
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That beats my jumping out of a plane with no parachute dressed as Superman

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#49

Cursed_holden Berries

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holden is a car brand in Australia *sniffs* or at least, it used to be *sobs quietly in a corner*

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#50

Cursed Victory 🥇

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