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The internet isn’t just home to funny cat pics and delightfully witty memes. It has an edgier, weirder side, too. One that makes you do a double-take and wonder whether what you’re looking at is actually real. The r/cursedcomments subreddit is one of the best places for showing what this side of the net looks like.

We’ve collected some of the top cursed comments of all time to share with you. Scroll down to have a read, but be warned—there’s a lot of uncomfortable content and bizarreness involved here. It’s not for the faint of heart. Though, remember, you shouldn’t feel too guilty if you laugh at some of these pics. It’s fine to enjoy dark humor once in a while.

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#1

Cursed_polls

may_be_human Report

Jerome Lenovo
Community Member
1 year ago

brilliant joke ! edit : i love cake

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My future condolences to any opposition for when they fall out a window.

ANGEL ENRIQUE BAZALDUA LINARES
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually we know resulta for Russia's presidency with out polls, without elections and without living there

8Yorkies-and-33cats
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Be careful, though. The "Thought Police" is everywhere, especially on social media. I hope Vera is ok.

Arran Walker
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've lived in Texas my whole life. I know my vote won't matter because of the electoral college. (I still vote.)

Denise Kalm
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a reason - Putin is set to win. They don't have to count

Arran Walker
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the whole point of what Vera was saying.

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MacintoshID
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excellent response! Sad that it keeps happening over and over for years.

Ray LeBlanc
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a good one ! Too bad it's true. At least Russians get to pretend they voted.

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    #2

    Cursed Bears

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the wrong neighbourhood for polar bears though

    J J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't polar bears black under all that fur?

    Satan Laughs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes m’lady! And their fur is clear. The second comment guy was just trying to stir up some racial trouble.

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    vanjatimmers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno. Polar bears are known to like snow

    Arran Walker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish that had been a follow up on the original post! That's 👏

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    wayne whitson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ok, Best 2 of 3. Rock, Paper, Scissors".

    Laura Kelly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In broad daylight. I hope there weren't any cubbies playing close by. Junkies.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered what Yogi found so enticing in those pic-a-nic baskets.

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm now that you mention it, his hunger for picnic baskets may have been from pre-picnic...activities...

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    doesn't work, polar bears have black skin :p

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    #3

    Cursed_murdering Cat

    Yaboikeegs1289 Report

    Moë
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughed so hard I woke mine up and then had to switch pages real quick cuz they need to get any ideas

    Terran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha *frantically looks to my cats plotting my untimely demise*

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat's face says "next time I'll do it for real"

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wanting to know what OP did and what they need to learn.

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    EA Clark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried to live trap neighborhood Hussy. TWO litters in 3 months. Cost me a trip to Redi Med, $50.00, trip to pharmacy then back for re-check in 10 days. My right hand and arm were not usable for 3 days. We finally caught the Hussy and the Studmuffin. Both went for check up, etc,etc,etc. We now have two very nice neighborhood cats that make rounds of neighbors when they are hungry. The kitty factory is out of business.

    Obstinate Owl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for doing this! You will also have no mice/rats to worry about 😊

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    Ezigma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else notice he looks like he already has a scar next to it? How often does this cat do this?!

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Question, What did you do ??? you must have caused this, I have two cats, but not a tat, like this, you give love, you get love, not a tat like you have !!!

    Amelia Ivy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the look on the cat's face like what did I do LOL

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    Cursed comments, as a genre, are the replies that internet users leave underneath social media posts and videos. They are, as a general rule, very unexpected or even upsetting.

    At the same time, they’re often humorous in an “oh, God, why am I laughing at something so horrible and weird?” kind of way.

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    #4

    Cursed Roomba

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    les
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its a vintage fizzy juice tin. the pop when you open it is a little stronger than most but they can still be found laying around most countries

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its a flying aid jump on it and you take off into the sky

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Superman used one just like this during his training.

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    Dblguy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Good lord, man, you’ve discovered kimchi!”

    Rhodri Terrell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a pest controller. Pull the pin and run. Everything within 50 feet is dead

    Nicky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where Trump´s missing election votes are located.

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's an old fashioned lunch pail.

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    #5

    Cursed_masturbation

    EeveeMasterJenya Report

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this one a few times and it will never not be one of my favorites 🤣

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If those are the people who are going to heaven I don't want to be there anyway

    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There are many rooms in my Father's house, I go to prepare a place for you".....great, can I have the room the furthest away from this lot? thanks in advance....

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    Moë
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to take one for the team dude👍

    J J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a believer but I'll be "coming" back in about an hour to get the other 2.

    Francis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would people be anned from heaven because of the actions of other people?!

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take misogyny, misinterpretation and narrow-mindedness (to put it mildly), and people will make up any c**p out of a concept that does not have to be bad.

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    Mathieu Brouwers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do they know that men masturbate over them, when even masturbation is a sin.

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    #6

    Cursed_unclejack

    SuperGamer-YT Report

    ADJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Polish i am not overly impressed, but amused nevertheless :)

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry will with keep all Polish remover away. I can't account for the polish remover tho as long as it doesn't adopt capitalism you should be fine lol I'm joking chill with the downvotes

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    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    grammar, people. That's why there are grammar police. Otherwise, people might get the wrong idea. So, next time you get shempt by them, have some consideration

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It like "I am in favor of finding a final solution" to "I am in favor of finding a Final Solution."

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend used to say "Polish and perfect" as a slogan for his proofreading business.

    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just remember, "the panda eats shoots and leaves; not eats, shoot, and leaves". (stole this from a funny book on grammar)

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was checking out the price list for nails at the salon while waiting. I saw FRENCH MANICURE, AMERICAN MANICURE, POLISH MANICURE. It took me a couple minutes to figure out they meant name polish.

    PeePeePooPoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you laughed at this joke, remember Jesus is always watching! 31c9wDPYjR...006d4f.jpg 31c9wDPYjRL_AC_UF10001000_QL80_-6616745006d4f.jpg

    Bookworm5000
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, punctuation is the difference between "Let's eat, grandma" and "Let's eat grandma."

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    At the time of writing, r/cursedcomments boasts a whopping 3.3 million members from all over the globe. The subreddit is incredibly well known, not just on Reddit but on social media and elsewhere as well. Even legendary Swedish YouTube content creator PewDiePie joked about how the sub is “the worst.”

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    The subreddit, founded in April 2018, is already a part of internet culture. It’s also very likely that you’ve come across some content, as shared by the members of the online group, at some point in time.

    #7

    Cursed_wife

    ToxicVegetable Report

    Ter Mite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A baby crib with a top on with a padlock....

    Hannah Hudson-Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect my husband wrote this comment. He loves lemon drizzle cake, our jobs involve going into people's homes, we work together and... ...to be fair, I am pretty weird.

    Amanda Cruz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a standing "n" shaped cage that had little foxes and under it was a caged huge lizard about 3x bigger than the foxes. All I could think is the foxes and constantly stresses and the lizard is constantly hungry

    catherine todd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh those poor things... I can't "unthink" this one.

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    Jerry Bee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cable installer here (long time ago). Large deep pile of stinky used cat litter under the dining room table!

    Leona Black
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sex toys in the dish washer, baby sitter yuck

    Tracy Wood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewww! That's just SO wrong for so many reasons!

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    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey honey, long time no se...wait..

    D W
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    30 years of grime, excrement and spine shuddering filth.

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    #8

    Cursed_organs

    MushuTheGreat17 Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other organs: Oh s**t he means business!

    Birb
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My appendix was removed in 1993 and now i have cysten ( don't know the English word) in my uterus

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my gallbladder removed, and that bidge left me a chronic pain I ... just hate. With Passion, Flora and Pharma.

    Tracy Wood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too,one of the worst things ever,couldn't eat,drink water,function at all! The most insane,debilitating pain ever!

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    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are a doctor on a submarine you need a removal appendix surgery. *fly away after this useless fact*

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The uselessness of this fact consists mostly of it not being a fact. There's no evidence of this ever having been required in any navy around the world. This version of the 'fact' I'd never heard so I had to look it up; the "you must get an appendectomy if you work on antarctica" nonsense I've read several times.

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    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, it's all about quality here folks. If you have a bad family, dump those f#$@ers and never look back. There are nice people still out there who need a good friend.

    Lisa Catlin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My appendix burst when I was a kid just to show everyone I don’t tolerate no bullsh!t and that I’m one tough broad.

    Marsha Hultberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all are ON today! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahahahaha! Little FYI, we used to use our appendixes, when we were first humans, but as time went on, we stopped needing it, and it got smaller and smaller. It is only the size of your pinky finger, but he is right! If that thing messes with you and gets infected, cut it out! We don’t need it anyway. It is just a tiny pouch at the end, but it knows, it can TAKE YOU OUT!

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    #9

    Cursed Few Seconds

    tupangina Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeaaahhh should've been more specific in the original post

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, thank Trump that 1.2 Million of those dead are Americans!! All by himself. (not making it up.)

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    Nicky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather thank the vaccine researchers and the scientists who made Paxlovid.

    Shark_a
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God has nothing to do with it. Thank to health care, common sense, lots of home offices and face masks.

    Terran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks to a lack of health care, no common sense, overfilled commutes and the refusal to wear face masks 1,6m people died! Am I doing this right?

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    Michal Pifko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the original "Do they know it's Christmas?" song where Bono sings the infamous line "...tonight thank god it's them instead of you" referring to the suffering people in Africa.

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That song is so incredibly racist. And ignorant. Africa, where nothing ever grows, no stream or river flows...

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    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God is all-powerful. If you thank him, he made you do it.

    Linda Riebel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crossing my fingers that most of them were Dump voters.

    Five Years
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A wide receiver thanks gawd for the touchdown so I guess the defense is going to hell?

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on which team God bet his manna on

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    of which 1m were americans who didn't want the government to touch their body with their laws.

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1.2 M- listening to "I've had it, don't worry about it" Trump -

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    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did this crack me up so bad?!?!?!

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it be better if you died and went to heaven? I'll never understand religions with an afterlife better than this one treating death as a bad thing. It's almost like they don't truly believe it and just want it to be true.

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhh… you aren’t supposed to say that part out loud

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    According to the team running the group, the point of r/cursedcomments is to share comments that “strike the reader into oblivion.” The goal is to make the audience feel lost and confused, wondering what the heck they just read.

    “Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face,” they explain.

    #10

    Cursed_mickey

    peterbishopisnotdead Report

    Aadith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There's nothing scarier than Slenderman." Eerie Darkness in the forest: "I beg to differ."

    CaptainSlapNTickle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll take" Things That Are ACTUALLY Real "for $100, Alex."

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    Rob Hutchins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, since Disney World opened in 1971 and DisneyLand opened in 1955, I'd say it'd be a great place to visit since it would likely be all trees and nature.

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They always underestimate how much antisemitism there was in the US as well. Nazi rallies galore.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People underestimate how much antisemitism there still is here in Germany, although it's the opposite political side pushing it now

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    tameson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disney World didn't open until 1971. Disney Land opened in 1955. I can't figure out where this photo actually was taken.

    Barong
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “…a number of costume shops unaffiliated with the Walt Disney Company created their own papier-mâché versions of a Mickey Mouse costume. The above-pictured costumes were likely taken in the early 1930s” https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/creepy-mickey-mouse-costumes/

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    Andrew Read
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d say Hiroshima in about 1945

    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disneyworld DID NOT EXIST in the 1940s. It was opened October 1, 1971.

    td0013
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disneyworld didn't exist until 1971 though?

    thepinkrobot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny cuz disney world didn't open until 1971

    Brooklyn Keppner
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    1 year ago

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    #11

    Cursed_baby Goes Brrrr

    janneell Report

    SCamp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Leashless’ though! 😂😂😂

    Alicat Wombat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m kind of hung up on the “fill with syrup” part

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fill with syrup?! My sweet-obsessed kid would have those off and be drinking himself into a sugar coma before you could say lickety split.

    sadmrguna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one of those empty prank gift boxes that you can buy and then hide your real gift inside.

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "simply fill with water, sand or syrup"?

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Folks, because some of you seem to not understand humor: THIS IS A JOKE GIFT BOX AND NOT A REAL PRODUCT. Hope that helps.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll stick with the leash, thanks

    That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if a toddler gets strong legs it should mean they can walk around for longer

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called "hobbling" when it is applied to a horse.

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know who the f*ck is wasting syrup on this.

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    #12

    Cursed_sport

    Naughty_Dog814 Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally watch that.

    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would watch the games but not a guy drowning.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I read this I love it. I would love to see someone bouncing around trying to do dressage after never having ridden a horse. Or me belly-flopping into a pool after crying in panic on the 10 m diving board for a few minutes.

    sdorph
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lifeguard at the Olympic pool would finally have something to do

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    drowning would be a mercy compared to what would happen to my body if I tried to compete in gymnastics

    Corrsfan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also love the one about letting the world class athletes take all the performing enhancing d***s they want and really showing us what they can do

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the alternative option of having a completely random person compete with the top athletes - just to show how incredibly awesome these athletes are.

    MezzoPiano
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the First Annual Hunger Games!

    maswartz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, pick all the people who say "Oh I could do a better job than that"

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    #13

    Hmm

    Mr_Punchable Report

    Stygtand
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im crying, and probably going to hell.

    Erdot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, we'd better staple gun some horns on you then.

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    Superb Owl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I'd prefer hot glue.

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the group prefers a hot glue gun to a stapler.

    Sparks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup - just fell off the chair. I'm so wrong.

    Halie smiley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna see the removed comment lol

    MezzoPiano
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow the follow-up that it was removed just makes it funnier.

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    #14

    Cursed_nap

    Kilowattkid Report

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my word, is this real?!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's career went up in smoke.

    RavenCroft
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been dead tired

    STress (I/me)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A long ago, I put exactly this pic w/ comment on Facebook. They blurred a pic and warned me for spreading fake news... :\

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    N this is totally fake just looked it up!

    Tina Mercado
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where was that person taking a nap? A coffin? Gosh, that is awful!

    Kyllein MacKellerann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you nap in a coffin.

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    #15

    Cursed_doll

    KYLEZOOKI Report

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It`s a kid's toy! It's f*****g ridiculous, who the hell is afraid of that?" - If veterans were in horror movies

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think what they see is often worse than what they hear...

    Ropre
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My twin daughters had American Girl Dolls and they used to creep me out. They weren't that into them because they preferred Barbies so I happily gave them to my niece.😂

    TBS
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I foresee a new horror movie on the horizon!

    Terran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is mildly concerning

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, don't tell us that 'she identifies' with anything!

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    #16

    Cursed Vegans

    omgtyuf Report

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm willing to be bitten. I want to stop eating meat but it's deliciousness constantly prevents me.

    TaeilOfTime
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also makes you deathly allergic to dairy and seaweed so watch out

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alpha-gal syndrome, aka mammalian meat allergy. Caused by Lone Star Tick and paralysis tick bites

    Snowy Ashton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alpha-gal syndrome. When I worked in a deli I used to wait on a lady who had it. She could only eat poultry so she'd order Sarah Lee turkey. I'd make sure to use a slicer that hadn't been used that day or cleaned one for her.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make that “The Vegans have lunched their first track”, and it turns them into aliens from the planet Vega.

    Catherine Maven
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... ironically - using a blood-sucking insect ...

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait… is this real? Does it infect animals too? And if so, are those animals (if they are carnivores) dying of starvation or anaphylactic shock? Either way, it‘s disturbing.

    Helena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy at work hasn't been able to eat beef or pork or anything in years thanks to this.

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    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ik someone who got bit by one....its not pretty...you can't have ANY MEAT. even the SLIGHTEST contamination can hospitalize you

    Sophia Eressea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I once had a spoonful of "vegetarian" potatoe stew, flavoured with bacon (because bacon is not meat, as they tell you. My body was reacting to the smell already but I was a guest .... and had a couple of not that funny days after

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    Spooky beck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe it is called Lyme disease, and you get it from ticks.

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lyme is different and physically excruciating. The red meat one is Alpha-gal, which is caused when a tick first latches on to another mammal like a deer or cow. Then later during it's second or third feeding stage it latches on to a human. Some of that animal's blood is still in the tick. The tick's saliva then transmits from that other mammal a specific sugar molecule (alpha-gal), that's unique to mammals, into the human system. The human white blood cells know of the invader tick so go to take care of it, and in the process find that sugar molecule and identify it as part of the tick invader. So it then tells the rest of the immune system that alpha-gal is now an enemy of the state and to attack it whenever it sees it. Which now includes food like red meat, dairy, animal gelatin (marshmallows, gelatin pill capsules), etc. Severity varies from person to person and some people require multiple tick bites doing before anything happens while others can have it happen in just one.

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    Arran Walker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adding to the list of how the zombie apocalypse could start -- a tick bite that reprograms our brains.

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    #17

    Cursed_group Project

    dm_nudes_ Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the commonly used word "blursed"

    Martin Burley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    r/blursedimages Rules 1. Images must be both blessed and cursed If an image makes you happy, but then at the same time, frustrates or disgusts you, then it is likely blursed.

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    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    from her arms it looks like she tested it herself

    C .Hunger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a pretty interesting science fair topic though! I would stop and read it. Guessing it's between 3-5 floors.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have a parachute you get this weird middle area where it's too high without the parachute but too low to deploy it.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comment was funny.... then I noticed both her arms are in casts.... well, no one can't say she didn't do the legwork...er... armwork....

    Rachel Tompkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, good scientist always tests their theory.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She used the same data for a psychology class under the title What Degree of Risk Will Teenaged Boys Take for the Promise of Having Sex?

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think is Markipler trying to parkcor and busting a tailbone 🤣

    Lavern Defazio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aawww. Look at all the signatures she has. I hope she won.

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    #18

    Hmm

    Ryan-821 Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. The gender pay gap could make her dreams come true!! /s

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The entitlement shouldn't really blow my mind, as it's a thing out there, but... 🤯

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I hope she never finds a partner, with that mindset.

    Tina Mercado
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweetie, you'll get no boyfriend in the near future! If a guy knows he's only get 30% of his hard-earned paycheck, you're toast (I was referring to the previous post #18)

    Janine Hunt-Jackson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh. Too true. Better than in the past when I was young! It was much lower then, as we women stayed at home and were "housewives" and the men were the "bread winners."

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    #19

    Cursed_toaster

    SZT2 Report

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Knife holder" - In honour to my sister who used a butter knife to see if the bread is toasty enough once...

    Enuya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your sister used the knife and you used to have a sister?

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    Aadith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Hot Butt that releases burnt wheat."

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weasel - "pop goes the weasel".

    Arran Walker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have actually seen bath bombs shaped like toasters. It might have even be called "forbidden" or maybe "Last Bath Bomb".

    FHH
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Hot Knives and Forks Thrower - surprise your friends with a really Hot Game! (Ages 8+). .... Our new Double Barrel doubles the Fun! ...

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    #20

    Cursed_experimentation

    knotshir Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about Deadpool? Or Wolverine? Or Sabertooth?

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    > How many animals? Counting anenomes, sea squrts, comb jellies, siphonophores, flatworms, nematodes, ... As a scientist I'd guess about three hundred and fifty.

    Kyllein MacKellerann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Consider: Hamburger reforming into an ANGRY cow? No Thanks.

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now we have scientific proof that Sponge Bob is immortal.

    Darren
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bad guy in Terminator 2 that plays the cop

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we try that with certain presidential candidates in the next debate? At least that one would be worth watching. I say we vote on it.

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    #21

    Cursed_sleep

    reddit.com Report

    Donald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one last night where I ordered a pizza and kept getting side quests on my way to pick it up. Severe anxiety followed as my precious pizza was getting cold. Why are our brains like this?

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    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else dream when they’re still awake? But you’ve got your eyes closed and are really relaxed? But I know I’m definitely not asleep. It’s like my brain is rushing around decompressing or defragmenting and I can still hear everything around me, but you have no control over what’s going on, so not like a daydream. I asked a couple of friends but they said no and looked at me like I’m weird!

    M Whee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dreamt last night I found a dozen itty bitty kittens-bur was relieved when I woke up I didn't have to find them all homes. They were adorable.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a dream that my deceased gamer friend came to me and told me I should totally play Overwatch. XD

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even remember when I was dreaming about something that makes sense.

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    #22

    Hmm

    ro_ock Report

    EP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must know why he had eaten 600 nails

    Marat Singh Farout
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they try tuning him upside down and shaking him

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MRI = Magnetic Resonance Imaging, if somebody needs to ask

    Cheryl Robinson-Atwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a patient, a middle-aged man slightly brain damaged in an auto accident, who repeatedly came in to have all sorts of small metal objects removed from his stomach. It was sad.

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A kind of medical imaging that uses a massive magnet

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    #23

    Cursed Drink

    mahdiayadi21 Report

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a bladder pill that turns your pee blue. It looks like you just cleaned the toilet after u pee!

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    Dan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I feel the need to rip off my clothes and run around. Windex prevents streaking.

    me myself and i (She/Her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine being on your period for the fourth one tho. "is it blood or am I dying"

    Enuya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or eating beets. As 4 y.o. I went to my parents crying and being sure that I'm dying. Oh, the shame...

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    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drink Windex all the time - it keeps me from streaking

    Giraffy Window
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That second one is still too dark for being properly hydrated.

    Kat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Than you're a Romulan!

    Laura Osborne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in hospital recently and was told that urine should look like a fine wine, not orange squash..

    Justin Laflamme
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actual exchange. "Nurse I'm worried about the color of my mucus. "Is it clear, yellow, green? "Blue" "Are you joking?" "Yes" "Stop it. We have special tests for comedians. Catheters, needles and probes, Oh my!." Wearing my gown like a toga and quoting Shakespeare almost got me an amniocentesis, I'm a guy. I liked that nurse.

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that was actually funny! Why the downvotes? I did what I could.

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    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The you are drinking too much spirolina!

    somnomania
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine is yellow gatorade colored but not because i drink enough water; i take a b vitamin that stains it

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    #24

    Hmm

    Tas-Sis Report

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At what POINT did they declare chasing a zebra in Tennessee "ridiculous?"

    PiAnisum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I get why you are a joyful Zebra, fooling the cops must be a lot of fun 😂😂

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    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, that is so true it is so bad it is funny

    Alexander MacDonald
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the zebra's name "getting ridiculous"?

    TheForrestGreene (he/they/it)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it was trying to get to Connecticut! (tell me someone understood the joke. its from Madagascar)

    DumYum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zebra: And I’ve had the time of my life and I owe it all to you. 🎶

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    #25

    Cursed_shat

    fumnygirl Report

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to have a shitten. I'm not sure Bouche and Audi would be on board, and I can't really afford another one anyway. It's still nice to dream.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has Audi stopped being a little shitten yet?

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    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I read the "S***ten" post in an enthusiastic "I can do that too!" voice?

    Janissary35680
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a cross between a cat and a poodle.

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hypercute, and it doesn't know why...

    B. J. Moore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call it what you like. IT’S ADORABLE!!

    Christine Wild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually a curly haired cat. Both parents had normal cat straight hair, so they’re trying to breed curly haired cats now

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was gonna thank you but I'm not sure if that's good news or not!

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    #26

    Cursed Tesla

    Reknepz1 Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the real question; can a self-driving car pull a sick drift?

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    last time I’m letting grandma babysit

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slowing down at the crosswalk isn't an option? Hm.

    Terran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this sort of question concerns morally deranged tech bros right now and in their world view car drivers mustn't be stopped, just because some filthy peasant, I mean pedestrian, wants to cross the road.

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    Franz The Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like Michael from the Good place is on Facebook.

    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Grandma, she's lived a life for many years.

    Freefall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither. Self driving technology is not ready for the world until it can choose to kill neither.

    Chaserblue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think parents should question the curriculum at MIT...

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it drives through those two trees on the right, it hits neither of them. Same thing happens if it slams on its brakes.

    JustAnotherPanda (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would pick A since bro was barely even able to speak yet

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    #27

    Cursed Birthday

    EmoDetective17 Report

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My birthday really is 9/11. Luckily I'm too old to celebrate.

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you move outside the US, you could celebrate on 11/9 instead ;-)

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    Dingooo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure you could find a disaster for every day of the year. This is America, after all.

    Chris Landrum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a customer the other days who's 21st birthday was on 9/11/01

    jenjie.newt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex's birthday was 9/11. His SS# also ended in 666. I should have read the signs

    TheForrestGreene (he/they/it)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    both of my best friends have birthdays on 9-11. i was born about 4 days later, so kinda sad how we were so close to the three of us having the same birthday. still is kinda weird how close our birthdays are....

    Linda Robinett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my birthday was 9/11. I would have had over 40 good birthdays. My birthday is close to Christmas

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is very, very funny! Irreverent as hell, but so funny!

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    Meanwhile, the moderators also created a Wiki page where they go into more detail about the content guidelines. For example, one thing that they stress is the importance of effort. In short, they want the community members to post quality comments and avoid low-effort screenshots. “Cursed comments have to be truly cursed at their core,” they explain. The mods also value originality, so you should avoid posting comments that have already been dozens (if not hundreds) of times already. 

    #28

    Hmm

    Tortilla_Chip_ Report

    Tee Pussi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know how to compose a song but how does decomposing work?

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Doctor, what do you think will happen after I die?" "We give your hospital bed to another patient."

    Amy E
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soul finds (or is assigned?) another meat suit after a brief in between time. Repeat.

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made mine for Valhalla though I also have backup reservations for Fólkvangr and Hel. I'll probably just throw those on OpenAfterlife though.

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    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go towards a bright light, and you hope that it’s God on the other end of it and not Satan holding a flashlight.

    Dawnieangel76
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone else will have to change the TP roll.....

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh, my siblings aren't even waiting till our mom is dead. Sickening

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's something you must decide before you die.

    Tina Mercado
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to talk to Theresa Caputo.

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    #29

    Hmm

    ThijmenTheTurkey Report

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The phlegm catches the pollen and viruses! No hayfever either!"

    Paul T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're a smoker you don't have to explain much to me because I can smell you a mile away. No offense.

    DragonofMordor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But seriously, as someone with allergies, I had to give a lot of explanations and deal with a lot of looks during the height of COVID.

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just allergic to life I'm not sick

    Dumpster Fire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the same and afterward say something like, "Healthy people definitely cough like this."

    TheForrestGreene (he/they/it)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whenever someone calls me by she/her, i have to inform them that i use he/they/it because im a transmasc demiboy, and that the reason i look like a girl is because im not able to get a haircut, or clothes at the moment, since i haven't come out to my mom yet(because im worried how she will react-)

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know it's interesting, when people stop smoking they cough more (if they quit in time) because the cilia start working again and bring up all of the junk. Don't be an idiot STOP NOW. Cigarettes are the leading cause of hardening of the arteries since it makes your body stop producing the stuff that keeps arteries flexible.

    Linda Robinett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a coworker (pre COVID) who was sniffling and snorting. I asked her if she had a cold, not a sinus infection. I do prefer to know if a person has a communicable disease. Smokers cough is not communicable. Let them kill themselves.

    Marti Wheat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I developed Interstial Lung Disease smack in the middle of COVID (unrelated to the virus). Timing was really awkward...

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    #30

    Hmm

    albertibas Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not the way to save the bees population 🙄😒

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the children! Imagine the poor bee mother giving birth. Human mother, not so much for the birth but the conception sure would sting. Then the father dies right after it, so she’d end up a single mom.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think somebody messed up explaining the whole "Bees and Birds" thing

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought we agreed to not speak of that part of the movie

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The phrase "just a little prick" comes to mind.

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you could do that if that's what you're into, but you would probably have to tape a bunch of them together. Who's got that kind of time?

    Paul T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you learn nothing from Eric the half-a-bee?

    xWILTED_ROSEx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BARLO comes to mind. Kaan kaan kaan. And it's tumblr, who can be sure!?!?!?

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bees are amazing and make us able to survive.

    Rebecca Surette
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, leaving the dirty bits out, does anyone else find it ironic that someone who has named themselves "foodchewer" despises the single most important pollinator in the world?

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they want to keep chewing, we sure need those bees!

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    Which of the comments did you think were the most cursed, Pandas? Are you a big fan of dark humor, or do you prefer your comedy to be on the more mellow side? What’s the weirdest comment that you’ve ever read or written online? Share your thoughts below. Meanwhile, for some more r/cursedcomments weirdness, check out Bored Panda’s earlier posts

    #31

    Hmm

    jainammm Report

    SCamp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it that Arctic means ‘bears’ and Antarctic means ‘not the arctic’! So, ‘not the place that has bears’ 😂

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently not true; the Arctic is the place where the Great Bear, ursa major, is always visible and the Antarctic is the place where it never is. The fact that they overlap somewhat with bears' geographic range is happenstance.

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    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it is the continent with the highest average IQ. Since mostly scientists "live" there.

    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Antarctica is not a country, its actually a continent.

    td0013
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spent 2 years of my life in Antarctica when I was in the US Navy and I loved it there. Introverts, it is your eutopia!!!

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I'd say USA. We get to read and hear a lot of insane stuff like school shootings, extreme racism and tin foil hat-gentlemen, but come on, everybody can't be that bad. There has to be a lot of good intelligent people there too. I do know a few of them myself.

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    #32

    Cursed_ww1

    Ruharus Report

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its like that scene in a Simpsons episode set in the past grandpa calls it world war 1 and Lenny says why do you keep calling it that he replies "oh youll see"

    sadmrguna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It used to be called the "Great War" before WW2.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in french, it was called "la der des der" the last of the last, not very accurate

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    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was called "The great war" and "The war to end all wars" first.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only those names were true and accurate.

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    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear the third installment is da bomb!

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A great sense of foreboding suddenly clouds my mind

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smacks head... It was called the great war. Hitler showed it wasnt that great so they started the numbering thing

    Ted Higgins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Great War, but like a colonoscopy there's fk all great about it

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, it wasn't actually called ww1 until right before ww2 started.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one called it World War I before World War II. It was called the Great War.

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    #33

    Hmm

    reddit.com Report

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Antivaxers didn’t want to be a part of the “experiment” that the they thought vaccines were, not realizing that they in fact were the control group 🤭

    Knitting Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister said something like that to me the other day. "We're not letting then use our kids to experiment with those Covid vaccines on." I said, "Your kids are in their 30's. You've got no say." She said, "We told them not to so they didn't." I said, "I presume my adult offspring can make adult decisions."

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not agreeing with the statement... it's amazing how long people can live off pure vitriol; had a great-aunt that made everybody's encounters miserable until her 95.

    Incognito11
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we still on this pro-Vax anti-vax c**p? It's over people. Some people that took it lived and some died. Some people that didn't take it lived and some died. Perhaps there were other factors involved.

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that Scar? The one who killed his brother so he could take his place? Maybe the response had nothing to do with vaccines?

    cugel.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, reality is way muddier than that, leaving plenty of scope for the uninformed to inhabit.

    JeffreyJames Halvorson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if your dog had 5 rabies shots and still got rabies you would have some questions

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, one monster surrounded by idiots - seems to be a running scenario for us humans.

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    #34

    Cursed_ciggarette

    Romka2001 Report

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With built-in nicotinoid insect killer.

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds good to me. Smokers are unsung heroes, who pay quite a lot on tobacco tax and then do not need much for retirement.

    Nic Soderman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tobacco plant seed, probably. 😂

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the outer hull protects it from the poison?

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be fooled by tobacco seeds.

    Eunice Bentley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    going to have a lot of trees growing in the cracks of the sidewalk

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    #35

    Cursed Hospital

    EscapeFromGermany Report

    SCamp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Visual Dictionary illustration of US healthcare

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, c'mon, guys; that's rude. It ISN'T the nurses and doctors; who DO fight very hard for you. The cartoon shows nurses. It's the Administrators, Share Holders, and Republicans (all with huge stock portfolios in "health' and Big Pharma) - who milk your last white blood cell.

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    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used this image in the NHS (UK) ... 'Fighting for people's lives even though the Govt is underfunding it & gradually selling it off piece by piece to Private USA Healthcare'

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry you can just charge the greaving family (God I hate US healthcare)

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are far from alone! Fortunately, there are plenty of people and organizations fighting the US's f###d up health "care" system.

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    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick give him another six months to live.

    Sweet Fanny Adams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The next of kin would probably be charge with the bill payment.

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably? Try 100%. Plus likely having the lost loved one transported to the funeral home 😞 healthcare in the US is so bad

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    Alexander MacDonald
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That went from good to not so good reallyu(LOL I can't type) fast

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    #36

    Cursed_fightclub

    huna-lildahk Report

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy looks like a combination of a turtle and Voldemort.. 😆

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turdemort. Did I get that right? I feel like one letter might be wrong, but the overall sound seems so right.

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    JB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he try on the horcrux ring?

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is he white with a dead hand or black with a dead head ?

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was looking for bandages, and then remembered that what you call bandages are what we call plasters, lol. plaster-31...0d-png.jpg plaster-3105114510-66150701c210d-png.jpg

    Marat Singh Farout
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Embalming fluid, don't leave the house without it.

    Paul T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's been lifting suitcases full of bribes from rich people for almost 39 years now. If he wasn't such a fossil he would do wire transfers like the rest of the Republican aka criminals' party.

    Buz Droopy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do some research, all politicians are criminals. (bring on the downvotes).

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    Lauren K
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought he looked like a ventriloquist's dummy.

    thepinkrobot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He totally made a horcrux of himself. IT's why he won't perish

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    #37

    Hmm

    Hornyanddepressed275 Report

    Rhodri Terrell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As dark as the inside of the coffin.

    Aidan Campbell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boss patting my coffin - "how could you do this to me? we are so short-staffed today"

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is good dark humor, not "minorities bad hahaha"

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dark is my humor? How dark is vantablack? Darker than that.

    Jessica Orwin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats so dark, the police almost shot it

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume attendance was "unspoken" mandatory.

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    #38

    Cursed_wealth

    Toxicrew Report

    les
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and after all that work you find out you should have started with steel

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well duh, I didn’t sell my kidneys on the black market for shits and giggles

    pfeils wife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so if we pluralize it, it gets thru the censors? noted! 😉

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    Paul T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you do have two kidneys. I live in North America so I could probably get something for one of them. But I probably couldn't afford to have it removed.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, this person hasn't checked the prices of farrier work these days. My horse's shoes cost more than mine do. Like 3X as much! And the horse gets brand new ones every 6 weeks.

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sold my hands for pocket change, but then I couldn't get it out of my pockets.

    Andrew Read
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So do we have to melt down and be made into various alloys?

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the same grade steel though.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those springs are worth way more than I am...

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    K, I'll sell myself to Tony Stark see what he will give me for me. "Go ahead Tony, turn me into a bomb and I'll blow Putin off the face of the Earth. It's probably the only way to warm up that chunk of permafrost he's got for a heart. Talk about a monster surrounded by idiots...!

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    #39

    Cursed_buisness Meeting

    MrPiepo Report

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and if it's 1, there's nothing to hold it in place.

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    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk, this Dino looks suspiciously redneck; I say we go for the a bolo tie instead.

    Kyllein MacKellerann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, I put it under my shirt collar...but that's just me.

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    #40

    Cursed_language

    AzyxFromHell Report

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn I'd learn Russian if I come become a dragon by speaking it

    Jacob B.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I speak Russian, believe me, learn it. Whenever I visit Europe, pickpockets, scammers, etc. move away from you like you are a dragon.

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    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always good to have one German friend who can tell you what the soldiers are REALLY saying in WW2 movies...

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can those German friends understand it? Most US movies where German is spoken butcher the language. I can never understand it. That one scene in Wendsday „shudder“

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    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Russian the only language where you sound pissed saying I love you

    Snowhater
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finnish is quite close but it sounds more threatening.

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Son of a B***h. Hijo de puta. Печеный картофель (Pechenyy kartofel')

    T'Mar of Vulcan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying something in South Africa with a Coloured accent (ask Trevor Noah what that means; he'll explain it nicely, or you can watch his video The Daywalker). "Jou ma se poes." "ExCUSE me?" "Jou ma se VUIL poes." (Etc.)

    Vivienne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insults under your breath in French

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to tease our Belgian roommate because even when she cussed us out in French it still sounded lovely.

    potato
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat is so cute though

    Dafne Farah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Mexican person who knows English, has a Russian friend and another friend who speaks Arabic, I can confirm.

    TheForrestGreene (he/they/it)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is like when i curse in french and people think i said something in russian lol

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    #41

    Cursed_thermometer

    just1clown_3 Report

    les
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we only have one thermometer

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the next day the temperature is taken orally.

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put it in the freezer first like they apparently do all gynecological equipment

    Questella
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This handwriting is everything

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste

    ANGEL ENRIQUE BAZALDUA LINARES
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no, for the fifth time, the red one is not a thermometer, it's the extinguisher...

    Kyllein MacKellerann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What's the difference between Rectal and Oral thermometers? The Taste,,,

    Rachel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny sign but I didn’t have a fever when I had covid. Other symptoms, yes, but after that I had to wonder about all the temp checks.

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    #42

    Cursed Kiss

    Wade918 Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I'll kiss my wife's arm while she sleeps if I woke up, but if she's not sleeping deeply them that will wake her and she'll get mad at me.

    mikejaz2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot to blur the teaser at the top of this post. It was from Jessie Smollet, a journeyman actor from "Empire", and a fool who tried to claim he was attacked by MAGA-Trump thugs who put a noise around his neck --when in actuality he hired two Nigerian dudes to do it, in order to boost his career. Jussie be gone to Nowheresville now, brah.

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    #43

    Cursed Witches

    Whispering_wisp Report

    Groundcontroltomajortom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'd just have to pick a side and do a John Cleese style walk up the stairs!!

    Marti Wheat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm short. I'd have to do the Chihuahua Macarena bounce...

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    Donald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My aunt had these in her house in Providence RI and they're easy once you do it once. As far as their anti-witch properties I don't think they're effective, her bedroom was on the second story.

    Carrie Laughs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pah! Just fly up on a broomstick.

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they are also very effective on drunk people coming home

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know them as space-saving staircases to seldom used floors.

    VikingAbroad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have them in very old churches, too. As a defence measure. Not against witches, though. Against people with swords.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they used to be common on ships (the italian name is actually "scala del marinaio", mariner's staircase).

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look wide enough to fly up though so I don't see the point

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Come and get me, witch! You can't climb these stairs! But you can fly up on your broom... oh s**t..."

    Linda Robinett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a Wiccan for a few years. Yep, I could not climb those but neither could an Atheist or a Christian or anyone else.

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    #44

    Cursed_achievement

    20080262 Report

    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats because its baking in the oven longer.

    Ray Cutler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the 80's Chris Tarrant told a tale on his Capital Radio show about a (white ) Irish man telling his mates about his newborn baby. He said that the reason the baby was born black was that his wife had urges to eat liquorice during pregnancy. His mates then sat him down and explained the facts of life to him... 🙀😂🇬🇧

    Dan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dale grimble found the internet!

    EvilNob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, my sweet summer child...

    That Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you misread the situation on that one, sir…

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    #45

    Cursed_bookreview

    LycanVan Report

    Zaach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fox News saved my life - I was in the hospital in a coma, someone changed the channel to Fox and I had to get up to change the channel

    Five Years
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya, I did that with Kiss the Girls. A couple of chapters in, got up and threw it in the fire. FTS.

    Dawnieangel76
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're paralyzed, how are they holding the book to read it?

    mikedtw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just one miracle but two: he can type, too!

    Evan Carlson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, now their soul is crippled too.

    JK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twilight? Or Fifty Shades of Grey?

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    #46

    Cursed_god

    therealmocha Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me snort-laugh.

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help! What does "g****e" mean? I need some hints here, since it's apparently too dangerous to write out in real time.

    Lisa T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have trauma from googling that years ago 😂

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    Dan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see uranus from here!

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful to see so many of you discovering g****e for the first time. *wipes tear from corner of eye*

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    #47

    Cursed Care

    vaginofi Report

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 2 is you living outside now.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And gain a lot of sympathy and empathy for the homeless

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    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He look like sad, give him sammich

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is 2024 - you don't have to be in there anymore, bear. Be proud of who you are!

    sadmrguna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlike humans, animals are adapted perfectly to their habitat, including the temperature. We humans are only cold because we are tropical animals that are not supposed to live in cold climates.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the UK and I'm nearly always cold. Often wearing 2 or 3 sweaters, etc. I can't understand I didn't know about your comment before today, it explains so much!

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    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 2 is; stock up on peanut butter

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when the wind picks up in deep winter: My eyeballs hurt. I wonder if I can see through the mesh in the mouth hole of this balaclava? My dog when the wind picks up in deep winter: FINALLY! Snow on the ground AND a light breeze! *doggy snow angels*

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are Goldilocks. It is The Bears house now.

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    #48

    Cursed Casket

    waxyhighlands Report

    Angi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That beats my jumping out of a plane with no parachute dressed as Superman

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want a simple viking funerals, some fjord, a bruning drakkar, only close friends.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toss me in the ground naked and plant a tree above my corpse.

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    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be shot out of a distant cannon into my grave. The cannon will go off, and while the people gathered around my grave are thinking, "Was that a cannon?" BLAM! I land right in the hole. Just TRY to forget me after I'm gone...

    Dafne Farah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just imagined a flying corpse probably overshooting or crashing into someone. That would make it memorable.

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    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think ill go with the classic "have friend/family dress as grim reaper and stand silently in the corner of the room"

    Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always been tempted to get my identical twin to dress as a zombie at my funeral

    Rae North
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed really hard at this.

    CDJ 0340
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give Nick Swardson his credit if your going to steal his comedy routine

    Mare Freed
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to do an animation of this funeral so badly...

    Janice Sanz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad. What's wrong with your mom?

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    #49

    Cursed_holden Berries

    Spankmaster69x2 Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holden is a car brand in Australia *sniffs* or at least, it used to be *sobs quietly in a corner*

    ADJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, at the end they only sold rebranded Opels avd Chevrolets. Sad.

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    Shawna Dean
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They censored the name but not the username which is the same thing.

    Carl Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop censoring people's names, BP

    Ian Webling
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During a cricket test match, where Michael Holding was bowling to Peter Willey, the commentator announced that: "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey."

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly it never happened, per the Beeb. Though the commentator, Brian Johnston, read out a letter warning him to be careful not to say it. Johnston probably wrote the letter himself: it was signed Tess Tickle. What's that? Fun at parties? I'm glad you think I must be.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The batsman's Holden, the bowler's Willey...

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They blurred out the first one anyway.

    Jessica Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked with a doctor named Peter Holden.

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    #50

    Cursed Victory 🥇

    GetM3m3dBro Report

    Stuart Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just ask Donald Trump........

    CooperDooper81
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US managed to double India's numbers which is impressive given the disparity in population.

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe cause a salad costs $20 while a burger costs $8 and with part time income being barely at a living wage byt bills being %90 of income ppl can only afford cheap fatty meals? 🤷🏼‍♀️

    Angi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm actually winning at something

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet, you don't know the difference between "then" and "than"...

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    #51

    Cursed_sex

    Leather-Let2935 Report

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone on Tumblr pointed out this is basically a canonical lore in the Transformers universe. I wasn't brave enough to check.

    Novadoe (She/They)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "like Build-A-Bear" got me cackling omg

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks I choked on my coffee 🤣

    #52

    Hmm

    reddit.com Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents home during covid. They had everything go wrong except covid for the 1st 18 months, then both got covid just as lock down was easing up. The neighbour rang me every time..which one this time? What happened now? It was nuckin futs.

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the same way when I get home at night

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure all the local ones think I'm a shopaholic, since I got invited onto the vine programme. (no I've no idea HOW you get invited, just got the pop up after leaving a review and been getting lots of free stuff to review since)

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    #53

    Hmm

    s-classic1102 Report

    Dan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact - dogs will lick just about ANYTHING if you smear peanut butter on it! 😂

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw a chameleon at a pet store and it reached a little hand out n touched the glass where I placed a finger to say hi 🥹 I felt like I was chosen!

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    #54

    Cursed_heelies

    TheTaroMaster Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES DO THAT!! (and just have the chorus from Sonne playing eerily from some unknown location that sounds like its coming from all around.)

    mysterious(all pronouns)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strategically arranged Bluetooth speakers can give you that affect.

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can just suddenly turn towards people and roll up to them if they disrespect you.

    #55

    Cursed_spareparts

    HeisterWolf Report

    Angi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Biodad was sperm donor in my phone.

    Alex Martin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother and sister's father who turned out to not be my father is listed as "faux pas." My early adulthood was like a Maury Povich episode.

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    Jesse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone saved their mother's contact as "spawn point"

    MaryHadaLittleLamb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter did that. I'm Spawn Point. Her dad is Loading Screen. Lol

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    Patrick Bristow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was seriously looking at that like "well that's your name, Jennifer. What's the problem??" Then I realized. Oh yeah I keep everyone in my phone by their real name. There's no "mom", "dad" or other nicknames or titles. What's wrong with that?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. Only the groups have whimsical names

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    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One of my identical twins?" How many do you have?

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you have twins, it'll be two kids, right?

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    Jennifer Crompton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both of my kids have me in their phones as Momther. I don't get the joke. Lol

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my identical twins?

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he may be the father and the twins his kids? It's common for such parents to say 'my twins'.

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    #56

    Cursed_allergies

    HugsForCorpse Report

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I took an allergy test the only reaction I had was to the medical tape they used to keep the potential allergens in place

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you're allergic to authority. Test your reaction to red tape too...

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    TheAnimalGoddess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My allergist told me while she was looking my test over, "wow, you're just allergic in general"

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ik im good with food but allergic to pollen dander dust and bug bites

    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My allergy test was stopped as my arm swelled up from the first 2 tests - cats & dust. I've had cats my entire life and I hate to clean. Time to take out stock in Benadryl!

    Angi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer to live dangerously

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    #58

    Cursed_paronoid

    lazy-pee Report

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the best way to learn more about paranoid people? Follow them ;)

    Dan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're squirrels in body suits!

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    #59

    Hmm

    ZyberZeus Report

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine she'd be actually dating her ex husbands sister. That would be ridiculous, right??😉

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones) dated a teen, and his son dated her mom.

    Frank Hayes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missed a detail, he married her as soon as she turned qi.

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    #60

    Cursed_industrial_revolution

    _what_a_great_name_ Report

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roman empire hey baby are you a gladiator because i wanna fight to death oh no that doesnt work

    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roman empire: are you Caesar because you're causing my empire expand in the south.

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    les
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stone age - ergh oogh gefa ledfe odfur ergami ognus durtasfer

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about you and me go Romanov to a private place and see what happens?

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, are you related to Robespierre? Because you are making me lose my head"

    Jinx (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to meet this person,they seem fun

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no... Actually.... Date: 1/9/1939 A.K.A(for the americans who use the wrong dating system) the 1st of September 1939

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    #61

    Cursed_pocket

    Buttjocker-for-life Report

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person with no front pockets, who wants both hands available for snacks, I'll reserve one hand for smacking the hoe caller.

    Vic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn! I've been doing it wrong all my life! * Moves phone to back pocket*

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    Julie Zugz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not our fault that women's pants have teeny front pockets, if any at all

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. I only recently learned my work pants have deep front pockets....they were sewn shut for SOME UNGODLY KNOWN REASON

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    quentariel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, usually it doesn't fit in side pockets of women's jeans so...

    Montanavanna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is the only pocket that is big enough to fit anything.

    Aly Marie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where TF am I supposed to put it then?!

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! Girls are happy to have pockets! Real ones! That aren't like 1 centimeter deep!

    SCamp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I snort-laughed at this!! 😂🤣😂

    mikedtw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diana: Let you? Heck I'd pay to watch!

    Frank Hayes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOOK! Someone isn’t holding their phone!

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    #63

    Cursed_hot Tubs

    MrMop_Head Report

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a ranger who has worked at Yellowstone, I am legally required to say DON'T DO THAT

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it that bad for environment? Because anyone dumb enough to climb in a pool with sign "boiling water, it will kill you" is... well... supposed to die I think. It is like drinking battery acid. The whole warning that should be needed is "sulfuric acid inside", the part "DO NOT DRINK" shouldn't be needed.

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    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tourists seem to want to sacrifice themselves enough as it is.

    Belladonna.dreams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey if it holds off the super eruption one more day, it's worth it

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps not a tourist. Maybe a touron

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only twenty people? I like those odds!

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    #64

    Cursed_lapdance

    DickNixon11 Report

    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute story, but most definitely NOT the worst way possible. Not even on the list.

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a way to go. And being the punchline of a joke just after death is also cool.

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    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem with dying at a strip club while getting a lap dance is that it takes the mortician two weeks to get the smile off your face

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And drops "Another One Bites the Dust"

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    #65

    Cursed_dad

    Hamoody25 Report

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the 24 hours he wasn't straight? Did I read the sentence correctly or not?

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    #66

    Cursed_dog

    reddit.com Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its painful when the cute spaniel comes wagging up to me and I'm "don't pet the puppy, don't pet the puppy, don't pet the puppy"

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to my mum waiting for her luggage in Los Angeles. A cute little beagle flopped down next to her handbag. She had forgotten there was an apple in there. Fruit imports into the US are banned.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that they use beagles to sniff out food. You couldn't give them a more perfect job! :)

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    CooperDooper81
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago I got very excited when a dog came and sat at my feet while I was entering a music festival. I called it cute and patted it. It was nice. The next couple of hours weren't.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm dense. Are you saying you got bitten? Found out you were allergic? It came to you because you'd been roofied and it smelled it? What happened in the next couple hours???

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    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked when they trained dogs to sniff out weed, and then in the states where it was legalized ,they had to untrain them.

    Julia H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if it's a dog trained to seek narcotics

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy better have a box of Milkbones in there.

    Anonymouse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless it is a d**g sniffing dog, lol

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    #67

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both of them do require a lot of bravery and both of them can f**k up some people mentally

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The military usually screws up it's own, strippers usually screw up others.

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    Anonymous Fox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both are also quite hard on the knees.

    Michal Dolyniuk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I been at army 🪖 and now I think being a stripper is a better option.

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get that it's a joke but some people take the military EXTREMELY seriously.

    Stevie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The drill sergeants should chill out a bit

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    Frunkadunk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they're both hard on your knees.

    Tom Nagel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel seen. 21 years ago I did exactly this.

    #68

    Cursed_healthcare

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait! We're blurring out "shoots" and leave out "gun"???

    Marat Singh Farout
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duckies, bowling pins,tranquilizer darts and a gun. Wtf, no wonder my bills are so high

    BarBeeGirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job censors on blanking “c***s gun”. Not every c**k is d**k; some are verbs, some are chickens

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *chambers a projectile shell into the firing position of his combustion weapon*

    Lisa Catlin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is the Emergency Room Doctor Medical Play Set version.

    Veronica Vatter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there duckies and bowling pins?

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the gun - but also: I pity the poor sod who gets ta prescription for these pills while simultaneously counting the blessings that there are no suppositories. And what about the ducks and two bowling pins??

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A veterinarian's medical bag for horses contains the same equipment

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Doctor, I'm a little hoarse...No, I said HOARSE! With an A! " *BLAM*

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    #69

    Cursed_health

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    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't reply to you directly Stumbling, but KC didn't drop the consort, it's tradition to refer to the wife of the King as Queen in general use. The frothing rage at a woman who doesn't even know you're alive is kinda sad though, maybe work through that.

    Kelley Baltierra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knew there had to be a reason she lived so long...guess she ran out of page boys though

    mikedtw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I 'bout faint every time I think Elizabeth is gone and replaced by ... this?!

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know whether a handful of Americans (who fought for Independence from Royal Rule), or forelock-tugging Royal-loving Brits that have downvoted my post into oblivion. That woman helped destroy Princess Diana's marriage. Here's another post to downvote (not all Brits are Royalists).

    Carrie Laughs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's be really honest here. The Queen should never have refused Charles permission to marry Camilla in the first place. She wasn't considered 'suitable' being an experienced woman (FFS). He remained in love with Camilla throughout. The Queen wanted his bride to be a virgin aristo. Queen Elizabeth got to marry her choice and yet prevented her sister and her son from doing so, creating much unhappiness for them both and, inevitably, Diana. Charles was never in love with Diana and it wouldn't have lasted even if Camilla had never existed. They were not remotely compatible and it's naive to pretend otherwise. I am British and not a monarchist, if that's of any relevance. Diana was too emotionally unstable (according to her own friends) to suit Charles who needs someone phlegmatic and capable of ignoring his own emotional outbursts. Unhappy circumstance created out of archaic fixation with a social construct.

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    StumblingThroughLife
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    1 year ago

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    KC dropping the 'consort' bit doesn't mean we have. We haven't forgotten what she & he did to Princess Diana. Oh, and kudos to SP.

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    #70

    Cursed_bears

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    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HE PULLED A GUN ON THE BABY BEAR??

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another example of the squatter winning...

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know one lucky little blonde girl who's about to turn her bare floor into bear floors

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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