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Tumblr was a social media giant in the early 2010s. It was the perfect middle ground, offering more text characters than Twitter and less clutter than Facebook. For many people, it was a glorious era of online networking

Thankfully, the Curated Tumblr subreddit keeps those days alive in today’s world of “reels” and “shorts.” As the name suggests, it’s a collection of screenshots from the platform that touch on political discourse, life’s absurdities, and everything in between.

We’re keeping this a lighthearted list that’s more about the silly and mundane. Enjoy scrolling and have yourself a nice throwback to a simpler time on the internet.

#1

The End Of The Monarchy

The End Of The Monarchy

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Nicole Weymann
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The symmetry appeals, but otherwise OP is a bit off the mark. The "one specific bloodline ruling England" looks more like a cramping snake or a lightning bolt to me.

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Andrew Keir
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England". OP is clearly not a History major, then; read up on "Glorious Revolution", "Wars of the Roses", and much more. "One specific bloodline" my right foot! The Monarchy has its advantages over here in the United Kingdom (we renamed it about 300 years ago, don't know if you noticed) - our Army/Navy/Air Force swear to obey The Monarch, not some vague ideal like 'The Constitution" or some politician like "The President"; the King has "the right to be consulted, the right to encourage , and the right to warn" so he can try to advise against the more crazy political manoeuvring; and, if things ever went beyond nuclear (such as a Government pushing through a law banning all opposition parties) he could refuse to give his consent. Then the law does not pass. Unlikely, but everyone knows it's a possibility if things ever got completely out of hand. Oh, and he's trained from birth to do the job.

Jill Rhodry
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

William the Conqueror is Charles III's 28th Great Grandfather. According to some genealogists, more than 25 percent of the English population is also distantly related to him, as are countless Americans with British ancestry.

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Verena
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is a very neat idea.

Gavin Johnson
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a republican here in the U.K. I’m comfortable with this concept. Wind down the monarchy. I’d even advocate a replacement that was a family who represented us at state shenanigans but they’d be chosen at random or by some ridiculous Takeshi’s Castle type game show,, or a remake of It’s a Knockout. Every twenty years or so we’d have something stupid and enjoyable to look forward to, not as serious as an Olympics or as pointless as Britain’s Got Talient but a unifying event that saw us all encouraging people in massive inflatable outfits to climb slippery slopes or swim in custard.

Slapdash1
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But why? Because someone said so on the internet? They bring in more money into the country than they cost it.

Alexandra
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's astounding to read how little people know about the function and benefits of a monarchy. A monarchy is cheaper than having a president every 4 years and they bring in business which the country benefits from. Also, for many people it's the only thing that connects them: do you want to have the kind of divided society that the USA has? Also, the post is historically incorrect. You have an opinion, that's okay, but please make sure that your facts are correct.

Adam S
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can’t we just keep them as a non-power wielding tourist attraction? Like an oldtimey Posh & Becks

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clairebear
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't want to get rid of the Monarchy. We are already too American. Having to bow to the King and explain themselves once a week keeps politicians humble (well more humble than they would otherwise be). People who want to disband the Monarchy are the same people who voted for Brexit. And look how that s**t show turned out. If you want to live in a republic f**k off to France, oh wait you can't because you voted for Brexit.

Ace
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"One bloodline ruling..." I suggest you go look at some history books.

Con O Cuinn
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Officially, you're right. But all the European royal families are so inbred, it's still basically the same lineage.

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frinny
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

nah..we cool. I love the Royals

David
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but it is not the same bloodline since Hasting. And the modern British Monarch system dates to Æthelred the Unready, a 1000 year anniversary we passed

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    #2

    We Sadly Live In A Society

    We Sadly Live In A Society

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because if we don't, things are even worse for us. Just sayin' ...

    Nota Robot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unionise. Protest. Payong every job a living wage by e.g. Taxing the rich will solve a lot of problems. Communism is bad, m'kay - but capitalism ain't no picnic either.

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    Professional Bastard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that way our bosses can afford thousands of meals, a years worth of rent and utilities, a clothing store and enough saving to buy a house!

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, people have a monthly clothing budget? I've never had one of those in my life.

    les
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    since i want a couple of days off each week i need more than a days worth of money

    Nadia Kitova
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was exactly the situation in all socialist countries

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not dying is a big one in my book.

    Eugenia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three square meals if you are alone...

    Sean Sean
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You, and everyone else, are doing it because; A) You have no other choice, and B) No one has the courage to do anything about it.

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    #3

    Shoo

    Shoo

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most polite GTFO ever

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh look your shoes. What do we do with shoes? That's right we walk!"

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    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son, also nonverbal, has his own way of deciding when he's had enough of a place he's visiting. If we're visiting someone he likes, he takes off his shoes. When he's ready to go, he puts them on. If he doesn't want to stay, they never come off his feet.

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    If you came of age in the Instagram and TikTok era, you’re likely not as familiar with Tumblr’s appeal. But looking at its About page will tell you a lot about its character and personality. 

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    #4

    Pokemon Names

    Pokemon Names

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine hearing "tït!" randomly, or even "great tït!". They are birds, by the way.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birds do, well in my language at least. There are many birds whose names in Dutch are the sound they make: koekoek, oehoe, tjiftjaf, kievit, hop.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do in their own language. To us it might sound like "a little bit of bread and no cheese" but to them, they are yelling "Look at me. I'm a chaffinch. Look at me".

    Squirrel Chaser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're either announcing territorality or screaming for sex.

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    Andrew Read
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a fair few more varieties of native species than Pokémon’s.

    Marcellium
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone say thank you to the humble chickadee for doing it's part Ɛ>

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My username is the nickname of my first Dragonite.

    Momica98
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am a tortoise not a turtle!"

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your name's Alan (or Steve) and you're a groundhog, I'll let it slide 'cause it's still hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg

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    #5

    It's Not Getting Fast, But It's Getting There

    It's Not Getting Fast, But It's Getting There

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but waiting a week, hoping no one uses the phone, was kind of nerve wracking.

    Marie Clear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember working in IT back in the day and having this discussion with our networking guy. He said, "One day we'll be able to watch TV and movies over the internet." (Said while we were waiting nearly 15 minutes for AOL to download 320x240 photo of his new baby. . . line. . .by. . .line.)

    Jonas Fisher
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. I honestly thought that still worked. I feel like a doofus, since just yesterday I tried that and was very irritated that it wouldn't load up and run smoothly.

    Orysha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You still can if you got a good adblocker.

    DandyDani123
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah memories….. I still yearn for a time when we didn’t have to worry about ads interrupting said video too!

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    "Long enough" could be quite a while ... and there weren't that many videos available back then. Just enjoy the 'now'

    GettingCereal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But at least it was reliable. I didn't mind waiting ten minutes for a song to load and then listening to it in full. Or getting a movie started before cooking dinner so it would be ready to go when I sit down to eat.

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    #6

    That Tables Turn

    That Tables Turn

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear I laughed so hard I farted

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For an encore, you should play "knife and fork" on the piano. :D

    Dogs on a train
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your profile photo reminds me of your favorite martian. search it

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    Pandarosa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeeessss!! Especially the descending Ha - I heard every bit

    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hair sticks have been in use for thousands of years, and have been found in cultures of the ancient Egyptians, Romans, and Greeks, India and China. I wonder which culture she is laughing with.

    Anna Boes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a difference between hair sticks and chop sticks. Hair sticks are less narrowing towards the end, tend to have some sort of engraved or shaped end to help hold the hair, and they are shorter. Like, a lot. Using sticks to hold up one's hair - perfectly fine. Using chop sticks as accessories in a hairdo that does hold up without them, just to look 'cutely asian' is a bit like Using forks for combs - you can do it, but there's a reason why Arielle was funny when she did it.

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    Serena Myers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " 'Ello mate". In America? Sounds more of a UK thing to me!

    Andrew Read
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncle Martin. Not many will get the reference.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Favorite Martian! One of my favorite TV shows, when I was a child. Love Ray Walston and Bill Bixby.

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    Crouching hippo hidden panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious! So the little mermaid was just Asian then 🤣

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    The internet defines Tumblr as a microblog. However, its founder, David Karp, does not use this description. In an interview with Media Bistro, he describes it as “the easiest way to share yourself.” 

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    #7

    [u.s.] Michigan Democrats

    [u.s.] Michigan Democrats

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    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the republicans not notice?

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michigan Republicans have been tearing themselves apart for a few years. I'm not sure they can concentrate on anything right now save trying to oust one another (unless, of course, it's "attempting to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer and failing miserably").

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    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look the good ones are winning!

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says a lot about this website when a person can point out defending unions, bodily autonomy, and protecting minorities as a good thing and people will down vote it.

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    Nicely
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never Michigone to Michigan but if I ever Michigo I will be Michiglad.

    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good god America why aren't these already in place? Why would you object to basic common sense and decency?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As of January 2023, Democrats were in control of both houses of the Michigan legislature, as well as the governor's office. That's why they were able to get things rolling.

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That this isn't already in place on a federal level is really disturbing.

    jamesmcwhirty
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the 1970's, love form Europe.

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    #8

    That's How It Works

    That's How It Works

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    Vinny DaPooh
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. I'm the guy the defense wants on the jury. You committed a crime and got immediate karma so now want the true victim to pay? Your honor, are we allowed to hang the plaintiff?

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, the legal system should never reward the criminal.

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW is the person in the wrong? Aren't you allowed to put laxatives into your own food? Especially if you put a warning on the item? I mean alright, in this case they knew the food will be stolen, but what if I *need* to put something into my food and don't expect anyone to eat it

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can do that by labeling it as having laxatives and only putting as much as a reasonable person would take. Ditto hot sauce. But labeling it poison won't fly as it can't be put with the food stuffs anyway. The first catch is that the food has to be edible and not detrimental to yourself. So super hot is OK if you can demonstrate that you would willingly eat it yourself. Even then, it's technically illegal if you put it there knowing/intending someone else would take it, as that's considered baiting (not talking about handing the food to them, just them stealing it). But OP is right that no jury is going to convict you.

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just write "Don't steal this, contents may contain a strong laxitive. By eating, you confirm you are knowingly eating food with a laxitive effect, and agree to hold harmless the maker and owner." I bet you could get that custom printed on a lunch box.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens enough that there is a legal term for it: jury nullification.

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US, judges and prosecutors don't want jurors who have heard of jury nullification.

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    Yelenda Lawrence-Tahir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it was HIS food, it’s not illegal to add laxatives in HIS food since he was the one supposed to eat it, could have had bad intestinal problems 🤷‍♀️

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By reason of insanity - the victim's insanity though not the offender!

    Nix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be thrown out of the jury pool when I fell out of my chair laughing when they told us what the case was about

    brittany
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait wait, what if we labeled food we didnt want stolen as having laxatives in it? no seriously. "food contains laxatives to help me poop! do not eat!" if the next day it is stolen again then by all mans put laxatives in it and sit back for the literal sh!t storm

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    #9

    Astronaut

    Astronaut

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh noooo so you can't pay your way into space anymore? Bummer. Well then, how about you use that money to pay your workers better? Sound good?

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it doesn't - money is for making the BIIIIIG boss feel good, it's not there to be doled out to peasants

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    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling themselves astronaut while being tourists is an immense insult to real astronauts.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a word for people like Bezos and Branson that's been around a lot longer than "astronaut". That word is "passenger". (Yeah, there are other words, too.)

    Me. Just Me.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, this is kind of beautiful! Sorry, money doesn't make you an astronaut. Many many many years of hard work, education, and training make you an astronaut. Oh, and actually traveling outside of the stratosphere.

    2x4b523p
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) rules say astronaut hopefuls must be part of the flight crew and make contributions to space flight safety.

    Paul Donahue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they should all build unregulated mini-subs and check out the Mariana Trench to get internet clout.

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    #10

    Scenes Are Meant To Be Seen

    Scenes Are Meant To Be Seen

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    Marnie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to watch some series with Chris Pratt, and I liked it, but stopped because the entire thing was so dark I couldn't make out what was happening. This was even when it was indoors and there was supposedly a lit lamp. I tried to find a way to increase the brightness on my TV, but it has no such setting. It's not just about filmmakers making it look very dark at night they way it actually is. That's a tiny part of the problem.

    David Martin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Several years ago, I saw all three LotR films, extended editions, in a day long theatre marathon. Including a slight intermission between movies, we're talking around a 12-13 hour day. Of the Lord of the Rings franchise, let us remember. As everyone stood up to leave after the third film, I heard a woman one row up from me comment "Well, none of that seemed very realistic to me"...and I just wanted to pull her aside and ask "What did you think you paid to come and watch?!"

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fantasy, yeah, but jfc 90% of SOV horror for the past three decades. I have seen hundreds of movies where there is at least one extended sequence where I can't see a thing and it's not supposed to be a completely dark experience.

    Untamed Snark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we absolutely certain that Sir Ian is not a wizard?

    Me.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In LOTR, the stars are explicitly bright enough to see by. They were middle earth's only light for generations

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What even is going on the in Game of Thrones picture? All I can see is fire on a hillside?

    FluffyDreg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuinely i thought it was a bedroom, someone in bed, and a row of romantic candles....

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    Major Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is supposed to be j.r.r. tolkien from "epics rap battles of history". in this rap battle he is facing off against george r.r. martin! some them, like this one, are great. "mythbusters vs ghostbusters", frank sinatra vs freddie mercury, isaac newton (played by weird al) vs bill nye, etc.... then there "princess battles", khaleesi vs malificent, snow white vs alice, queen of hearts vs the wicked wich, etc....

    Dogcat vet (retired)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how much money do they spend on graphics and CGI that the viewers can't see?

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    #11

    Professionalism

    Professionalism

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    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a lovely story about cool prople. My bar is low, but this was wholesome

    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoyed that. Please follow them around for the rest of the year and report every interaction.

    Lucy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gen z lingo is my favorite new thing to listen to. They are very creative.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am always happy when we find out the resolution to the pet subplot.

    Irishwoman abroad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, the dog bit shows what a sweetheart they are

    Doozle bug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ended on the best note! Treats please wag wag wiggle wag

    T'Mar of Vulcan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Like Steve Rogers falling on a grenade." Instant upvote for Steve!

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love the concern for the dog being greater than concern for window alarms. because the people are responsible for themselves, but Little Dogs cannot be explained to that loud noise is Just a Test

    zovjraar me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would love an interaction like this!

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    #12

    Most Embarrassing Thing That Can Ever Happen

    Most Embarrassing Thing That Can Ever Happen

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love everything about it.

    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who calls me, I end the call with 'ok, I love you bye bye!" Anyone. Scammer? "ok, I love you bye bye!" Selling me solar panels? "ok, I love you bye bye!" Trying to buy my house? "ok, I love you bye bye!" Pizza's here "ok, I love you bye bye!"

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in an airline call center for years and had several people end the call saying "Ok thank bye love you!" out of pure reflex. Some were embarrassed, others embraced it. It was always fun. :)

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    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son was growing up, I would be crossing a road with my someone and automatically grab their hand. Fine with my wife (cracked her up), some odd looks from my friends though.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF, the "what's your problem?" is actually realistic for fast food. Customer: "Yeah, we were 2 people down, and running our asses off all day, with the manager screaming at us about our service time metrics." Employee "I recommend Nugget meal with an extra large fries and a large milkshake. You deserve it."

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pavlov would be beaming at all of this.

    Ervin Conn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alan Chartock (president and CEO of WAMC/Northeast Public Radio) does a lot of the work on the fund drives and during the pauses in his speech repeats the call-in number over the radio. Probably hundreds of times a day. He is also a professor at SUNY. He gets some strange looks when he gives the number during a lecture out of muscle reflex!

    LittleWombat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember working as a teenager pre-college and had 3 part-time jobs. The first time I answered the phone at the pet store as "Hi, **** Pharmacy," the confused customer made me panic and I hung up on him. Oof.

    PenguinQueen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every now and then when I'm shopping as a civilian and hear literally anyone say 'Excuse me?' - I will reflexively say 'oh hello, how can I help you?' 😦😆

    Gwen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've worked at Wal-Mart, but I now work in a medical office. I have answered the phone "Thank you for calling Wal-Mart, how can I help you? "

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked temp when I was younger and would answer the phone with another company's name. Sometimes if it was a long term assignment I would occasionally answer my home phone with the company's name.

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    To solidify Tumblr’s reputation as queer-friendly, Sydney-based writer and photographer Jonno Revanche wrote an article for The Guardian in 2016. Here, he described the platform as his “saviour” that made him see he “wasn’t monstrous and unloveable.”

    “While it may seem simple or silly, social media allowed me to express elements of myself I felt like I couldn’t in my day-to-day life,” he wrote. 

    #13

    Pronunciation

    Pronunciation

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    Az
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some kid in Tokyo - Fuggetaboutit!

    Glenn Cuneo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was a interior decorator....A Czechoslovakian.....

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    Sue User
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Philidelphians did not talk like Stallone before the movie Rocky came out. He has a speech impediment from birth, movie goes blockbuster and everyone starts imitating his speech. So now there is a whole city talking like someone with a disability.

    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s also from NYC and didn’t live in Philadelphia until he was in high school

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    Ashlie Benson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of "Better Off Dead" where the brother learned English listening to Howard Cosell.

    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda like how you always get Americans and European actors putting on hilariously over exaggerated Australian accents because they seem to base the entirety of Australian slang and linguistics on Crocodile Dundee.

    Donald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a youtuber who travels all over the world and is in general just a giant goof but a solid person. He met a man in rural Northern China that learned almost all of his English from American rap. Imagine you're in a town where maybe 20 people speak English and some Chinese man see you at a bar, comes up to say, "Yo, what's good wit it G?"

    Elio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sounds like this woman I knew in grad school. She was from China and really liked rap music and talked like that.

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    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Japanese is not really just one language. Men, women, children, different parts of society uses totally different words and ways to talk. And I don't mean "lit" vs "marvellous", but profoundly different. Or so I've heard from my japanese family.

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the same language, but they have incredibly complicated ways of referring to each other. There's a you for family, for close friends, for not-close friends, for social inferiors, for social superiors, for bosses, for subordinates. And that's one part of speech.

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    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the guys in BTS (they're a Korean pop band) learned to speak English by watching the entire series of Friends on DVD. I can only imagine him sounding like a cross between Joey and Chandler when he first started practicing. :)

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess sounding like Paulie Walnuts would be better than sounding like Don Corleone though

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want all English Learners to watch Derry Girls.

    Slapdash1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He he he. Tone, did yoy hear what he said?

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    #14

    Accidentally Based

    Accidentally Based

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    Verena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only problem: Somebody has to deliver. Which was solved e.g. in social and health services (as a grneral overall term) in most of Europe, by everybody chipping in so those in need of health treatment, parental leave etc do get help.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those European countries can afford it because none of them have a compulsion to rule the world anymore, thus no need to spend 50% of the peoples tax collected on a massive bloated corrupted military industrial complex.

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    clairebear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a capitalist society with strong welfare system and health care is not socialism no matter what the republicans scream. Tax the rich.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A strong welfare system means acknowledging that sometimes people really need help rather than just deciding they’re all lazy buggers who need to get a job already

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    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the ones brainwashed into thinking that socialist is a bad thing, it is anti-Bernie.

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It cracks me up how each party sees this cartoon as a win and great example to support their party.

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you pay them for, and pay them a damn lot, and let them vote their own pay rises!

    Strahd Ivarius
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am pretty sure that it is currently the socialites who demand things from the government...

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No socialites demand stuff from Gucci and Prada.

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    Rich Black
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The war hero vs the cuban sugar cane harvester

    maswartz
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    1 year ago

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    Using Bernie as an example is a bad idea considering he's gotten NOTHING done

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    #15

    What's Your Corpse To Water Ratio?

    What's Your Corpse To Water Ratio?

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    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also called, "Not thinking about the corpse when swimming" so yes if you somehow camouflage a corpse n a pool, don't tell me, and tell me to swim in it i will be fine.

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until you disturb the camouflage, and Ol' Floaty pops out to say hi

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm against the Poltergeist(1982) corpse:water ratio.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the swimming pool was as large as an ocean, I don't think I would be concerned about the corpses.

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the more obvious rule is :"what colour is the water?",

    Arlene Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also, if a corpse is found in a swimming pool they tend to drain all the water out and refill it. Can't do that with an ocean.

    Jan Hyde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah, my wife's corpse is in my bathtub and I'm fine with that

    PenguinQueen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Decomposing rate to water volume = chances of being personally affected by said corpse perhaps?

    cj be like
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also called "being probably very far from the corpse"

    tjames19701962
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how people freak if a kid accidentally pees in a pool - which has chlorine in it but they'll swim in the ocean with no concern for the fact that creatures pee, poo, and when the die. FYI, no chlorine...

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    Tumblr seems to have always catered to a younger, more progressive audience. For author and DePaul University professor Allison McCracken, it became the youth’s “best option for an online ‘private’ public space.” 

    In a journal article she published in 2017, she credits the platform’s ability to “bring a broader range of voices” than any college classroom could. She also believes Tumblr was able to “offer developed minority representation” when the media wasn’t able to.

    #16

    Yeah, You’d Think They’d Be Able To Put Two And Two Together On This One

    Yeah, You’d Think They’d Be Able To Put Two And Two Together On This One

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    Moo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally think without the social stigma more people would come out as bi, but who knows

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its all fluid, some are far to one side, others more on the middle or to the other side.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep girls away from boys - or, boys from girls - then look surprised when some of them go with what's available.

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a strange PE class!

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May be a generational thing--we had dance in my gym classes in middle and high school as well (mid-Atlantic America, 1980-86), so that part just flew right by me.

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    marianne eliza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're born gay or you're not. A dance class won't change that. But it might make experimenting a little more enticing.

    Paulina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why, but it really seems to be the case with all girls Catholic schools... Half of my (F) ex-girlfriends went to those 😂

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, hahaha! Argumate wins the House Cup!

    whineygingercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be glad it wasn't the Paso Doble. Then you'd ALL have turned. If you want to see the best example of the Pasa Doble, watch the scene where Antonio Banderas and Catherine Zeta-Jones dance in The Mask Of Zorro.

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    #17

    Tit For Tat

    Tit For Tat

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taylor sounds like an insufferable girlfriend. I'm sure she's just as bad, if not worse, to her boyfriends and makes it hard for them to please her in strategy. Her muse is break-ups. If she doesn't have fights, falling outs, break ups, her career would be over.

    Thanos'Fingers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taylor seems worth the suffering. Stunning world famous billionaire girlfriend? You can whip me, sing about me, throw me off the tower, I'm in.

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    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s the fakest fake who ever faked.

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    Lea S.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this phenomenon of people being upset about this.....writing about your exes is NOT a new, ground-breaking thing. No one's ever heard of Stevie Nicks or Fleetwood Mac?!

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone elaborate on the carbon emissions part?

    MicrowaveGoddess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taylor Swift makes lots of short private plans flights, which is why her carbon footprint is massive, (I think, not 100% sure)

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    SlightlyTarnished
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insecure men gotta tear down a s successful woman any way he can.

    Alyssa Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indifferent to her, but she makes me think of the Boy Meets World episode where Eric interacts with the hippie singer and she goes dark.... Anyone else??

    Lea S.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a minute....are there actual names in her songs? Like she NAMES her exes in the lyrics?

    Nota Robot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About the exes? Nobody should. About the pollution the ultra-rich cause? Everyone should. If multi gazillionaures would fly first class, I wouldn't have to compensate by putting my AC unit 0.5 degrees lower and showering one minute less.

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    Moo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her words tend to hurt her in the long run. Yet she doesn't learn

    Jcusack
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's worth 1.3 Billion!?!? Somebody hurt me please!? PLEASE!?!?

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    #18

    Chess

    Chess

    MelanieWalmartinez Report

    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never play chess with a seagull - it will knock your pieces off the board, cr*p on your hair, and fly away telling everyone it won.

    ucp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a certain orange politician too…

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    Otto Katz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no negative moral implications in this. Your friend taught someone how to think critically. or whatever one learns when learning chess, I don't know, I never learned how to play well.

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good metaphor for today's politics.

    Doozle bug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have the original chess players started a bid for world domination?

    Loreta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this! I would've been one of the idiots though... My brain can't chess

    Rich Black
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This basically how public schools teach reading and math

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    Despite its reach and popularity among the younger demographic, Tumblr had its fair share of controversies. In 2018, it announced a prohibition on “adult content” after an iOS ban on the app due to child pornography issues. 

    In an official statement, Tumblr assured its users that it would continue to work to keep the platform a “safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community.” However, it received backlash, with affected users attacking its queer-friendly claim.

    #19

    Rich People And Ghosts

    Rich People And Ghosts

    MelanieWalmartinez Report

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they looked cute and, let's face it, looks beat facts every day!

    Zena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about oompah loompahs who have neither looks nor facts?

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    CanadianDimes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In London that would just raise the property value!

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A one bed apartment, great transport links, and an archaeological history. It can be yours for the low low price of just £120 million."

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    Nikki Gross
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the South that would attract every nut and supposed Ghost Hunters camping out there and driving the locals crazy. I've seen that happen to multiple locations and the lengths the owners have gone to keep people off their property is sad as f**k.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to do that! I have plenty of dolls I don't play with anymore.

    alicia
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP needs to try to buy that lot, nice and cheap🤣

    #20

    Boring Queers

    Boring Queers

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    Nat Rich
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    1 year ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Jcusack
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is they're referring to the the people that have "I'm gay" as their only personality trait...

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    clairebear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are praising people who are gay who just get on with it. No rainbows and confetti. Gay because that's how it is, not a lifestyle. Shoutout means praise, y'all.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tf I’m supposed to do as a queer person? Vomit rainbows?

    Puck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be kind of cool though.... 😉

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    Passerby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this person is not being insulting. They are just saying that being gay is normal. You don't have do anything extra. It is possible that the poster is also the same type of person.

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even wearing a sign and waving a rainbow flag around while carrying their chihuahuas in a pink purse? How dare they?

    Teutonic Disaster
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two former colleagues of mine (from different jobs/cities/age groups) were like this, at least in terms of appearance and mannerisms, (no clue what they got up to on the weekends). Like, they weren't the manliest men to ever man, but unless there was some extremely subtle coding going on, that I as a cis-het dude simply don't know about, you wouldn't friggin know unless they told you. Ironically, their respective boyfriends probably sashayed out of their mum's uterusses (uteri?) at birth, rainbow flag in hand, Cher blasting in the backround. 😜

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Green arrow for them not being "the manliest men to ever man", lol!

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    Wondering Alice
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No of my friends who are gay are the stereotypical fabulous types (not saying they are not awesome) but none of my friends who are straight are over the top people either. Nothing at all wrong with it, but my friendship choices are not the partying type. So it's fair to say most gay people I know well would be considered boring as would my straight ones, and very much me too.

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But maybe they are like Rincewind of Ank Morpok whose greatest wish is to be bored.

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    Marnie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only gay person I regularly associate with at the moment mainly just works and plays Pathfinder (plays and is GM), which is just another company's Dungeons and Dragons. My son knew him for a year before he learned the guy was gay.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up on Priscilla, so you better be noticeable or I will think you aren't flamboyanting enough.

    Min
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    **Waves**

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    #21

    [u.s.] Vocal Minority

    [u.s.] Vocal Minority

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    VikingAbroad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should be able to give a short review of the book and tell you on which page the offensive material is, and whether or not it is reoccurring in the book before being even allowed to ask for a book ban.

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our library has a form to fill out. "Did you read the book?" "Did you read it in its entirety?" "What specific scenes in the book are you concerned about?". Not many people get that far.

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    Niki A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one aggravates me. Why do YOU get to decide what is acceptable to read? Freedom of speech, indeed! As long as it aligns with your views, right?

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freedom of speech yes but not freedom of gathering knowledge.

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    VOTE if you live in the USA
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened in Mandeville, Louisiana. They found out that 95% of the book ban requests at the local library were from ONE woman.

    Thanos'Fingers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should make her debate with the students about the merits of book banning, and why fascist tactics are bad for communities.

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    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I posted this the other day. If you have an issue with a book your child is reading, it’s your job to parent your child. Books should not be banned because somebody has their panties in a wad. You don’t get to decide what books are appropriate for my child

    Max
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly!! Especially considering how most of us parents do exactly that for EVERY form of media/Internet

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    clairebear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no books should be banned. Put a warning on them for the delicate but they should not be censored. If you disagree, remember the one thing all dictators and despots have in common, throughout history, is burning books. The powerful rely on the populace being ignorant.

    Orysha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would ban Mein Kampf though maybe a few other books like this one exist.

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    Guess Undheit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In any other milieu, this would be called serial harassment and legal action would be taken. Limit the pervert christians to ONE WEEK every year to file it (e.g. Jan 1-7). Any "challenges" filed the rest of the year will go in the garbage.

    Doozle bug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ban the bible. It’s full of demons, ghosts, blood drinkers, paedophiles, violence, incest, witchcraft etc etc. just like a lot of the books being banned. Let the hate begin

    Winnie the Moo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How empty must ones life be if they go and search for books to get banned!

    Nix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to search for them would require they read and comprehend all the books they demand to be banned. They don't. They are calling for bans on books that their political masters have told them are "bad" and just regurgitate the talking points given to them.

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    Andy Cran
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John Oliver done an episode (quite recently) about this

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, he did! Love me some John Oliver (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42xZB80sZaI

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    Lea S.
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My state just spend thousands of dollars going through five of the biggest libraries book by book, even as the librarians insisted they follow all decency laws. ONE SINGLE book got moved to a different shelf. How did it get on the wrong shelf? Someone reshelved it improperly. That's it.

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    #22

    Autism Awareness

    Autism Awareness

    MelanieWalmartinez Report

    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg you can't group us. As the saying goes, If you have met one autistic person, you have met one autistic person. We present differently.

    Jen D.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can be grouped, under an large umbrella, and then there are the sub-groups below that which trickle down until you get to the individual. If the medical world had to diagnose everyone with autism with their own, individually named and coded autism type the universe would collapse.

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    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sensory lights for people with sensory issues??? What's next, a light show for epilepsy awareness? A rock concert of deaf awareness? A book drive for dyslexia awareness? A doughnut eating contest for diabetes awareness? An advance notice party with mandatory attendance for Anxiety awareness?

    Sarah Léon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have autism and I can't stand blue lights ! It makes me dizzy and makes my vision blurry.

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have autism, but I am profoundly dyslexic and metaphorically and literally see the world differently. My sensitivity to lights is huge, and I have blue glasses, without which I would really struggle. A lot of kids I work with have ASD, most at some point have tried on my glasses. Some love them, some hate them, some do not care.

    Monster738
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have autism and I have bright lights every day. I am fine with it

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have different problems. "Autism" is very much an umbrella for many different-but-similar neurodivergent states.

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    René Sauer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my city is a bus driving around with blue light inside. During the day it´s bearable. But when it get´s dark it burns my eyes. I always avoid that bus when I see it rolling up.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are there to stop d**g users being able to find a vein. I am lucky, the ones on our busses are not too bright.

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    PixxelDust
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't mind blue/violet light but it kills my appetite for some reason lol. Sat under a violet light at a low-end restaurant once (it was in a bowls club, idk why the light was that colour) and flat out could not eat my dinner

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    #23

    😔

    😔

    BarovianNights Report

    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first part happened to me: after a sudden massive decline in health I was found to be dangerously deficient in a vitamin (B12, fwiw). Sadly the "solved all my problems" bit has yet to take effect.

    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the record, I'm not vegan, and it's not a dietary issue: I'm currently undergoing lots (and lots) of testing, and the doctors' current thinking it's that it might be an auto-immune condition of some kind, complicated by negligence from my last doctor, who didn't believe my symptoms were real. I'm now barely able to walk, am constantly breathless and In pain, and feel generally unwell pretty much all the time. People, don't hesitate to get a second opinion if you don't feel your medical professional is taking you seriously!

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    Castles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have pernicious anaemia and my b12 shots did exactly that

    Danielle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! The difference was SHOCKING once I got on those sweet, sweet B12 jabs.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago I couldn't figure out why I was so tired all the time and couldn't breathe very well. It got so bad I ended up in the hospital. Turns out I was anemic due to my issues with endometriosis and fibroids - I was slowly bleeding to death. It's amazing what some iron did for me! :)

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or all your health problem were simply caused by eating too much of one food, like sugar. (In my case)

    tupra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vitamin D & Magnesium deficiency is real

    Sara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fingers and toes kept going numb and tingly, my doctor told me to take vitamin b complex and it's gone! This had been happening for two years before I tried it, amazing!

    Katherine Forest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try magnesium. If that does not help, consult your doctor about taking an iron pill. These have helped me.

    Elena Witch
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's basically what happens when you are trans any get on HRT XD

    Momica98
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could have learned about my osteoporosis in a way that didn't involve a traumatic hip fracture.

    Aaron Entresz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a vitamin, but does serotonin count?

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    #24

    I'm Late!

    I'm Late!

    best_thing_toothless Report

    Kalikima
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You met The Doctor.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You can't wait for a watch, because time is more of a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey ... stuff."

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    Cecil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never accept gifts from the fae

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pen might be cursed; watch out!

    Eugenia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: OP is Alice herself

    Justin Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Op met Sheogorath and got a new daedric artifact.

    caro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that was literally the doctor

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    #25

    Gargle My Balls, Microsoft

    Gargle My Balls, Microsoft

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    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a cromebook, and had to find a way to distale security so I could downlod... VLC 😅🤬

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure it's wise to distale security on a cromebook - it tends to mess with your spell-checker ....

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    Skip62
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope there is an appropriate moment where I remember to say this.

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    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I've come up with a set of rules that describe our reactions to technologies: 1. Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works.___________ 2. Anything that's invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.__________ 3. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.”_______ ― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

    James Doe
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree 100% for "new" technology. However, there is a second set of rules at work : 1. For a new product to succeed, it needs to bring huge value for the user at real. low cost and satisfy early adopters______2. An established product must maximize profit to the shareholders and satisfy the least capable user immaginable (German "DAU") Hence new products of established technologies start to suck after while

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    Salty_Sasquatch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gargle my balls, Microsoft" is FANTASTIC, I will mention this to my husband, a network engineer who totally despises Microsoft.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more I use Windows the more I feel that I have bought a computer to service Microsoft's updates and not to do any actual work on. Oh, I see you're in the middle of something, let me just reboot and close all your open windows.

    ShiverMeTimbers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "gargle my balls" is possibly the greatest insult I've heard in years!

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a huge argument with my new laptop about turning off S Mode. Yes you a-holes, I DO want to download Chrome! Your Edge browser can go jump off a cliff.

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always skip a generation. I'll consider upgrading when Windows 12 comes out. And if they changed it more, I'll keep Windows 10 forever, just like I did Windows 7

    Vivi Pettiss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse with their AI they installed in the new update. I don't want their lame chatbot collecting my data. I tried to delete it but you can only disable it. I want that thing completely GONE.

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    #26

    Catholicism Patch Notes

    Catholicism Patch Notes

    TotemGenitor Report

    Joshua Moore
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re an atheist you don’t believe in any of it! 😁

    Joshua Seaman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're an atheist, you find it hilarious that the Vatican did a "papal investigation of the concept of limbo" lol 😅

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    Ephemera Image
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mental gymnastics of these religious people...

    MurderMittens
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    1 year ago

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    The atheists are the ones with the mental gymnastics. The babies aren't even baby humans if the mom wants them gone.

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    Thom Serveaux
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so bizarre. Imagine thinking you can have a personal relationship with the creator of the universe, but you have to ask a council of crusty old men if unborn souls go to heaven.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be more precise, limbo was never a teaching of the Catholic Church. It was offered as one theory of what God might do with unbaptized babies, but it was never church doctrine. In 2007 the Church finally got around to admitting that this theory contradicted everything else they were saying about the goodness of God and dropped it.

    Don't listen to me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it only took the catholics ~2000 years to have pity on the lost souls of totally innocent children

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Promulgated by Pope John XXII in 1321 and discarded in 2007, only 686 years. But yeah, way too long, even for a theory.

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    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The depravity of christian sadism knows no bounds. They want torment for eternity.

    Moo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Christian, but I really don't understand Catholicism. I'm reading the Bible all the way through and I just don't understand where they got any of the things they say and do-

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By now there are so many variations and sub groups of Catholicism (especially in the US) that cherry pick what to concentrate on or believe in, it's ridiculous. Just remember that the Bible was written by Man, not God and has been and always will be used as a tool to instil fear.

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    Marie Clear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a recovering Catholic, I wish the Catholic church leaders would go back to spending all day arguing about whether or not Adam had a belly button. At least each side of THAT argument was based on logic.

    T'Mar of Vulcan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AFAIK, in the '90s the Catholics also decided that people who commit self-unaliving (just in case of censorship) aren't automatically assumed to go to the Bad Place. I only know this because people were talking about it on a Forever Knight (the vampire TV show) list at the time.

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    #27

    Poker > AI

    Poker > AI

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's the problem with a non-learning AI that's expecting a nuanced strategy facing off with an opponent that has only one strategy. I'm pretty sure a rock-paper-scissors "AI" that always picks rock would win more often than not against most other rock-paper-scissor "AIs" too.

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have AI robots now that are so fast that they can read your choice as you make it but before you finish it, and make the appropriate gesture to win.

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    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was actually done IRL at one point at the WSOP--I think it's in one of Dan Harrington's books.

    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did they win the computer?

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    #28

    True Allyship 🏳️‍🌈

    True Allyship 🏳️‍🌈

    The_Kyojuro_Rengoku Report

    The explanation
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then again, maybe if you question somebody's identity and sexuality, they'll be annoyed. Also, what if their friend was gay but hadn't come out yet? Seems a jerkish way to treat your friends

    Sarah Léon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 15 I seriously questionned my own sexuality and thought I was gay (I am by the way) but because I wasn't sure, I didn't talk about that, certainly not in my catholic high school. Someday we were chatting, waiting for the teacher, when a girl from nowhere asked me if I was gay. I immediately reply "Why ? Do I have a chance with you ?". Everybody laughed and she stopped asking. And I still don't know if I had a chance or not :(

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I deal with this at work. So many guys think they're allies, but they say things like "I have friends who aren't homophobic, but they think being gay is a choice." Like, if you can't call out your buddies, you're not being an ally...

    veryvenasaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once someone came out to me and I very disappointedly said "Oh wait you're gay?" Which they immediately got very anxious and defensive about. The funny thing is I couldn't care less if any other person on the planet is gay, I had just been planning to ask that person out. I was too embarrassed to clarify that I wasn't homophobic I just had a crush on them.

    ucp
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “See how fast he gets upset”: not even a possibility that he’s telling the truth? OP needs better friends, or a better attitude

    Alex Mosby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have a black friend" is cringe for a reason.

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    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about don't do little tests on your friends? It's not good in a romantic or any other type of relationship. It just shows that you're immature and thrive on drama.

    Zaach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember being stuck at a bus stop with an effing Xtian who kept asking/telling me I was gay - I refused to answer and he just could not believe I wouldn't deny (this was in 1970s)

    Rich Black
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the world will be made a better place by deliberately insulting peoples sexual identity?

    Nix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why, though? When people are actively working to excise their own unconscious prejudice, shouldn't we encourage them instead of finding ways to throw them off and discourage them?

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    #29

    A Collection Of Alternative Sayings

    A Collection Of Alternative Sayings

    swizzlesweater Report

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite put-down remains "100 000 sperm, and *you* were the winner?"

    Arlene Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine all the rest are hanging back and going "watch this, this is gonna be hilarious" and the egg goes "wait what"

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd probably go for poltroon over coward though

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno. I don't really care if history forgets me, as long as my wife and daughter remember me. As for being a coward; sometimes I am, sometimes I'm not. "go f**k yourself" is concise and succinct. No dillydallying with it.

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of "shut up" say "CEASE YOUR INCESSANT VOCALIZATION, FOUL PLEBEIAN"

    Probably Legal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer “history will frown upon you”

    DandyDani123
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to start saving a list of all the amazing insults I find on BP so I can use them later when my brain decides to BSoD mid conversation with an a-hole

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    #30

    Racist, But Funny

    Racist, But Funny

    Hummerous Report

    ScarletRos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son is autistic and in a special needs school and the kids are allowed to leave class and go outside if they need to.

    nuberiffic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every primary school I've taught has this.

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    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be a native american with positive racist teacher, i need to go outside and connect with nature

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that people notice that something like "positive racism" exists. However, the common word for that is "empathy".

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO, that last section done me in!

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed immediately at "sour cream folk"

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every child should be allowed to do this. Taking a break when you’re overwhelmed makes it much easier to deal with

    QueerAxolotls
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a white person I can confirm I burst into flames in sunlight

    Probably Legal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m homeschooled, and I can confirm that taking breaks to reconnect with nature/walk the dog is the most flocking amazing thing

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    #31

    Cursed_sitcom

    Cursed_sitcom

    AydanZeGod Report

    The explanation
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like if Doki Doki Literature Club was a TV show

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my first thought, ddlc bc (spoilers for people that haven't played the game) when Sayori dies and you click back into the game Monika replaces her on the title screen, ddlc is such a great game

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Police Squad tv show (Which inspired The Naked Gun Movies) the guest stars only appearance was them getting thrown form a a moving car in the title sequence.

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen this before and I'll point out a satire sitcom (never existed, just the opening sequence) that did this, albeit with the actual people in the opening sequence too. Too Many Cooks. Watch it through to the end; it's like a fever dream by the end.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s an object show on YouTube where the character’s outline goes dark in the intro each time someone dies. It’s called The Nightly Manor

    CheaderMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many cooks. Too many cooks. Too many cooks. Too many cooks.

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    #32

    Dumb Ways To Die

    Dumb Ways To Die

    Green____cat Report

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tesla's are proven to freaking RUST.

    Jenny Mason
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a couple in Scotland whose new Tesla stopped working after they left it parked outside. They were told that the batteries got flooded because of the rain and it would cost them £17,000 for new batteries, the rain voided the warranty. https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/edinburgh-couple-fume-handed-17k-27906242

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Teslas couldn't even survive a carwash?

    mysterious(all pronouns)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know what the Bermuda triangle does to planes and ships. Now, we'll see what it does to a truck.

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not even waterproof enough for a f*****g car wash!

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet Trump won't buy one, what with all the sharks in the electrified water - or whatever it was he was blathering on about.

    Zaach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some woman reversed her cyber truck into a lake, she could not get out and the first tow truck could not reach her - died talking on her phone

    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bwahaha. You can break them by slamming a door.

    Ann Mohrmann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a cybertruck on the road the other day. They are even uglier in real life. It's like something made in Minecraft, but not cute.

    Maude Lin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that raging psycho one of the richest & most influential humans in the world? We're doomed.

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    #33

    Evolution

    Evolution

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    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evolution is reactive, not proactive. There's no goal per se, as in, a species isn't trying to evolve toward something, just trying to adapt to changing conditions so as to not die.

    Botanical_Architect
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard agree. I hate it when docos make it sound like a deliberate choice, like "they adapted and evolved in order to be able to xyz". Nope, those that weren't suited just died.

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    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evolution doesn't work like that. So long as it lives long enough to procreate it is a success. It is not about the individual lifespan.

    Rinso The Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there's ever an aspect of an animal that "makes no sense", chance are it's to impress the ladies.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evolution, much like war, decides not who's right but who's left. On a species level, over time, but same basic effect. The survivors decide the genetic code that carries on.

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boar: "It's not stupid if it works." Also Boar: "Why does my head hurt?"

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evolution isn't about perfection, it's just about getting things work with the least effort

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, it's about random changes, some of which work out, and most don't

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    ENSJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babirusa pig, or deer pig.

    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look up the artificial selection of the Heiki Crab of the coast of Japan. The ones whose backs looked like human faces got thrown back into the water, the ones that didn't got eaten. Now they all look like human faces. Or how about the yank idiots who decided "throw the smaller fish back in the ocean and keep the bigger ones." Now all the fish on the east coast are small because they're the ones that survived. [ https://www.researchgate.net/publication/349512797_The_battle_between_harvest_and_natural_selection_creates_small_and_shy_fish ]

    nuberiffic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...that's still a better animal. It's better at breeding.

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who is Christian technically evolution does exist but it's not what you think when you think evolution, you can't go from fish, to lizard, to monkey, to human, but animals do evolve to fit their climates like how in Pokemon there are region variants, Pokemon actually uses a lot of irl science for the games and anime, it's some really interesting stuff

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    #34

    Shaggy, The High Geologist

    Shaggy, The High Geologist

    reddit.com Report

    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are sent to solve a crime but said crime is so gruesome it meets the R rating standards

    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, just remind everyone that Scooby is, um, "intact". Constantly.

    Thom Serveaux
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sandwich bong, a ghost bong...the climax is when he hollows out Scooby himself.

    Nix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an adult, I just assumed that's what Shaggy was doing off-screen in every show and everyone just chose not to mention it.

    teto85
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We meet Velma's girlfriend.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, not that again. Then you get *shudder* VELMA ....

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big Ben always gives the same bongs

    Ann Mohrmann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just put enough violence and gore in it and Shaggy yells F*ck when running from the monster.

    brittany
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    regular episode but everyone is naked with full frontal

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    #35

    From What I Can Tell This Hasnt Been Posted Here Yet So Here

    From What I Can Tell This Hasnt Been Posted Here Yet So Here

    YetGayerWombat Report

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It fascinates me endlessly, how in the one hand people are totally loving electronics taking over human work and free stuff on internet, and at the same time complain about not being able to find well enough paid work. Guys, we are 8 billion, not 2,5 as in 1950s happy fantasyland. These 8 billion need food, clothing, shelter and entertainment, which requires them to find well enough paid jobs. Shopping deadcheap stuff from deadcheap countries ruins your local economy and employment. By this making a few incredibly rich and you screaming hell and fire because they are rich.

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't the entire point of technology to take our work from us, so that humanity could be free to pursue leisure, art, family, and community? Production with less work was supposed to be a GOOD thing to make our lives easier. But Capitalism perverts it into "make a handful of people super-rich while the rest of us starve." At some point, automation and AI are going to force us to deal with the notion of Universal Basic Income.

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    Professional Bastard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago, people found out that AI couldn't see through juggalo make-up. a couple of months afterwards, facebook made this "see yourself in juggalo" AI thing and afterwards(to no ones surprise) AI could see through make-up!

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't 50 Cent do it five times better?

    #36

    Forged In Fire

    Forged In Fire

    IthadtobethisWAAGH Report

    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I quit watching when he left

    Con O Cuinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, but it was also because there's clearly a finite number of smiths that want to be on the show and they were just constantly inviting people back to try again. Episodes were becoming like groundhog Day

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    CalmAndCollected
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was an Air Force Pararescueman... So kind of manly. It's one of the hardest training programs in the U.S. military

    Justin Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet he acts like a b***h when he wanted to be the highest paid person on the show and they refused.

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    mysterious(all pronouns)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forged in Fire is pretty good. I don't watch it, but my dad does sometimes, and sometimes I am also present while he's watching it. As far as reality shows go, everyone seems to be pretty nice to each other, and contestants are really just there because they thought it would be fun to make a knife on TV.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody please tell Hollywood - merely 'looking' like a winner just isn't enough. At all

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peak is The Femboy Blacksmith. A 6'5" Scottish guy who wears dresses when not in front of the forge. He makes amazing stuff

    RabidChild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG if I ever write an action movie script the MC's name will so be Balls Ballson. That is frickin hilarious

    #37

    Good Person

    Good Person

    diichlorobenzen Report

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because my opinions are facts, whereas your 'facts' are just opinions.

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to make Trump's vocabulary make sense and the two first things I came up with were: "True/Accurate/Factual/etc: A statement you agree with" and "False/FAKE NEWS/BS/lies/opinion/etc: a statement you disagree with".

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    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is satire and it makes a good point. No one thinks they are a bad person. But clearly some people are. Discuss.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a writer, I think "evil" just means selfishness. No villain is believable if they are just out to do evil for evil's sake. Instead, real-life villains do evil because they profit from it. Some are more or less aware of it than others - I think some people do know they are doing immoral things and don't care because "everyone has to take care of themselves" or "if I don't look out for myself then no one will". Others bend a little at a time and never see it happening, but in the end they are still acting for themselves and devaluing the effect it has on others.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Political extremism of every kind and from every side in a nutshell

    Rob D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The extremists on one side want healthcare, living wage, and rights. The extremists on the other want theocracy and racism. Getting real tired of this moral equivalence narrative. ANTIFA is a slim minorty of the left. I can't say the same about racists, misogynists and zealots for the right.

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    Mars
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just John Cleese's extremism video

    VOTE if you live in the USA
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend like this. Constantly passively aggressively posts about people he doesn't like, then constantly posts about what a good person he is.

    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly how christofascist republiclowns "think".

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a very oranged face comment

    Maude Lin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Bad Person. But to be fair, my enemies are racist mysogynists who want to force the entire world to be their puppets, so you'll have a hard time convincing me I'm actually a bad person. F*** those people. They need to go.

    Two Cat Studio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly the kind of reasoning of naziism.

    Rick Fitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The number of people wishing that Trump had been killed last weekend makes this an uncomfortable post. They think they are good people, but they are evil and should be purged from civilized society.

    Vivi Pettiss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, some of them were thinking 'If this guy dies, I/my family will be safe as immigrants' or 'if this guy dies, there will be better healthcare and therefore less deaths'. There were some people thinking he should die because he was a Bad Person, but some were actually wanting him to die, because they'd rather one person die than multiple.

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    #38

    Female

    Female

    SuperDuperOtter Report

    lenka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the story involves her breasts, vagina or menstruation then adding 'female' to boss is irrelevant. Just don't. If the story involves your boss's breasts, vagina or menstruation then perhaps you should be reconsidering whether your relationship is appropriate and just not tell the story at all.

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's actually loads of situations in which such context could be relevant. It's not like the old term manageress where it implied that somehow a female boss is less worthy than a male boss.

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    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve worked for several managers in my time, their sex isn’t the significant thing, they were my managers. In a work context (unless you won’t in specific fields) their sex doesn’t need mentioning. Managers, that’ll do.

    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say "my manager". If you need to be specific, say her name. [ ............ ] Do you EVER say "my male manager"? If not, then don't mention her gender either, because you're inferring that women bosses are "unusual".

    Marnie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very, very simple, people. "Female" is an adjective. "Woman" is a noun. It's "Female scientists are awesome," not "Woman scientists are awesome." It's "I saw a woman walking down the road," not "I saw a female walking down the road." Did everybody forget their 3rd grade English studies?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right. The dictionary says that "female" is both a noun and an adjective, but certain male types have appropriated (and therefore ruined) the noun usage.

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    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're using "female" as an adjective, fine. It's problematic when you use it as a noun.

    Superb Owl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the senctence "We should not objectify women", women are the object.

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? This person can't think of just using "she" or "her" the second time he's referring to her?

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think english lacks a lot of gendered terms in such cases - I can't think of many job titles or such that indicate the person to be female (like heroine or actress). We germans have usually an -in at the end of words for that lke Chefin (Boss) , Managerin, Doktorin, etc.

    Maude Lin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe just say "my manager".

    Vivi Pettiss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People should normalize saying 'female' for an AFAB person that has not had HRT or surgery, and normalize the idea than female men are men and male women are women.

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    #39

    I Love How Stupid The Cybertruck Is

    I Love How Stupid The Cybertruck Is

    Jakitron_1999 Report

    Moo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a cyber truck with a shattered windshield, Elon is a liar

    Fifou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also has the seatbelt.

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was gonna say, with the seat belt on, there would be no "thud"

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cyber trucks scare the living hell out of me. A fully loaded semi weighs around 80000 pounds. The thought of a computer controlling that rolling down the road is some next level nightmares. I am a truckers wife

    Doozle bug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear the tree laughing as it points

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The driver is wearing a seat belt. Are they saying seat belts fail in cyber truck crashes?

    Caryle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I 1st saw 1 of these trucks in real life And I didn't know what it was I was with a friend of mine and I said something along the lines of what is that it looks like somebody built their own Tiny tank. Neither of us thought it was appealing or attractive at all

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    #40

    [u.s.] Confederate Surrender Day (Was Yesterday)

    [u.s.] Confederate Surrender Day (Was Yesterday)

    Hummerous Report

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is is the difference between Georgia and Germany? It took only one Sherman to defeat Georgia... (Just a history joke I heard recently)

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! Also only one of them celebrates the s**t out of the war they lost with flags and statues.

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    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By "baking supplies" do they mean "slaves who do the baking", and by "spoiled" do they mean "were freed from a lifetime of bondage"?

    Li’l E.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right???? Like “ooo, sorry that your g-ma’s baking supplies were ruined in the process of ERADICATING SLAVERY from the US.” As if those are in any way parallel.

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    Moo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people in the south still aren't given true, accurate history of the civil war in high school. But it's not just an American problem I suppose. Japan does it too

    Thom Serveaux
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, her baking suppwies got spowield? So sad.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're reduced to boasting about anything that happened more than a generation ago, you clearly haven't done much that is worth boasting about, yourself

    Nix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sorry to hear about your great-grandmother's ruined livestock and kitchen supplies. I'm sure the descendants of the human beings who were treated like livestock feel very bad for her.

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    #41

    [marvel] A Simple But Elegant Solution

    [marvel] A Simple But Elegant Solution

    Mr_Muda_Himself_V3 Report

    Navindu Wijewardena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for further context: the man shown is Matt Murdock, a.k.a Daredevil (Marvel). He's blind.

    Crybaby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: we named my dog after him because hes crosseyed :)

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    The explanation
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idea here is that the light would then blind the people due to to the technology. It works in this comic and is rather cool. This would not work in real life however. Still a cool scene though

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the NVGs, Gen 3s and lower will absolutely not be able to adjust fast enough to prevent blinding (from my own experience with them)

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    #42

    >greentext Form

    >greentext Form

    Sonic_the_hedgedog Report

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are you allowed at whatever this guy went to if you're not lgbtq+? cause it sounds pretty lit.

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, they don’t ask for your lgbtq+ credentials at the door or anything. :p

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NGL, the format does make it better.

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is Smith? Why is your "greentext" not green?

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "smth" is short for "something". "greentext" is from 4chan, where sentences started with a > have green words. The story style is still called that even though Tumblr doesn't have green text

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    #43

    "This Country Used To Build Railroads!"

    "This Country Used To Build Railroads!"

    Xurkitree1 Report

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    flashback to the Cabbage Patch Doll Wars of 1985

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "People literally died" - ah, the good old days ...

    Alyssa Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother literally threw me into the crowd to get a tickle me Elmo when I was in grade school. Funtimes.

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Capitalism min maxing everything to ruin our good time. Once we got 90% off retail prices. Now they increase retail prices 40% before the sale and post "Door Crashers" that are 50% off the inflated price...

    #44

    Sex

    Sex

    MelanieWalmartinez Report

    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Talking to an incel* "Yes, complaining about 'females' is good, but have you tried sex"

    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am asexual and this excludes me. But I am cool with it, you kids have fun.

    Chilli
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, complaining about women not shaving their legs is good, but have you tried s*x?

    Maude Lin
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Strahd Ivarius
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    1 year ago

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    if you play "super mario odyssey", you don't qualify for the second part...

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet a lot of gaming girl friends would disagree with that

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    #45

    Book-Ish

    Book-Ish

    Hummerous Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bible, unless it's one you had in primary school but your friend wrote something really naughty in it and you didn't dare give it back when you left and told the teacher you'd lost it.

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m an atheist, my bookshelf has a Bible, plus a mixed collection of holy books / significant texts from the major religions / teachings. I guess the red flag is that I’ll bore you to death. 😀

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    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This horrific design trend (that will hopefully be gone by next week) of turning all your books so the spines face the wall: lithubspin...e40633.jpg lithubspines-669fd42e40633.jpg

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone do that? Trying to make some obscure point?

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    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any book by trump. Or his ghost writers. Whatever.

    Michael MacKinnon
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mein Kampf? Like, unless there's extensive literature criticizing Holocaust denial to go with?

    AnaBanana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In college a professor had us read Mein Kampf, and The Communist Manifesto. I can't remember exactly what class it was, but we read a lot of different types of works and even had to compare similarities and differences between the Torah, Bible, and Quran. I still have all of those books today and know it would probably look bad if I had Mein Kampf and the Communist Manifesto on my bookshelf so those are tucked away 😅 It was a great class though! Definitely one that I learned a lot from.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bookshelf red flags : no books. Or only romance novels. Or only one religious book. Or only christian books.

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it's a church obviously, but yeah I agree with this

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    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep my funko pops with my other figurines not on my bookshelf

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m an agnostic. There are a couple of bibles in my bookshelf. Got to know what you’re not believing in. Otherwise, what’s the point

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An entire row of red pill books.

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    #46

    Evil Ethics Board

    Evil Ethics Board

    Hummerous Report

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just use words laser, AI, quantum and entanglement, then people will fight to give you funding.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget "technology", sponges are marketed as technology.

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    The Other Ben
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just add "-inator" to the end of the name...you'll get your funding

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    #47

    Welcome To Twitblr

    Welcome To Twitblr

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    martin734
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh? How the fu*k is bisexuality rooted in racism and transphobia? I am bisexual/pansexual, whichever you prefer, and a person's race or gender has absolutely no bearing on whether I am attracted to them or not.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People just throw around any negative term nowadays to discredit the thing they dislike no matter if it makes sense or not

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    #48

    Try Finger, But Gun

    Try Finger, But Gun

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a darwin award about to happen.

    Strings
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on how well they wedge their finger in there, they might also blow up the barrel

    Vinny DaPooh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically you're right. It would probably stop somewhere around the metacarpals

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    Alyce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do, I wanna get rid of a million+ people who think Looney Tunes is physics

    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's more to the post, where someone explains that the finger will stop the bullet. It goes on delightfully.

    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a better idea for a petition: ALL wannabe gun owners must experience being shot by the gun they want to buy. (Through the fleshy part of the thigh, for example, not a potentially lethal injury.) ALL current gun owners must experience being shot by the gun they own, or it will be taken away, one bullet per gun owned. That will show us who REALLY wants to own a gun.

    nottheactualphoto
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Through the fleshy part of the thigh IS potentially lethal, because arteries.

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    #49

    Americanized Food

    Americanized Food

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of american people still think pizza and hamburger is an american invention.

    Elena Witch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For pizza... It could actually be true. It could be argued that MODERN pizza was developed by Italian migrants in NY, then reintroduced in Italy, where it substitutes older styles, like "wallet" pizza and fried pizza, and added plenty of tomato and mozzarella to older ingredients like anchovies, garlic, goat cheese.

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    Professional Bastard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spaghetti and meatballs! when Italian immigrants came to America, they had access to more sugar and spices and fruits then they had in Italy and they took advantage of that. Also why American pizza is a lot more fattening!

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More importantly, the immigrants found that meat was plentiful and cheap, as compared to the Old Country. See "sunday gravy."

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    Robert Beveridge
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They changed web servers. https://amp.firstwefeast.com/eat/2015/03/illustrated-history-of-americanized-chinese-food

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    Weirdo with Internet
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't the hotdog invented by German immigrants who were selling their sausages and found it easier to put bred around them when selling from a small stand

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The modern concept of a hotdog (sausage onna bun) came from an Austrian immigrant running a food cart & needed it to be portable & hand-held. As a sausage, it was basically a Vienna style sausage... until we started mass producing it with ultra cheap ingredients.

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    #50

    Supes

    Supes

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    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The creators of X-Men didn't plan it in the 1960s, but Magneto became a perfect analogy for israel: the victim that became worse than his tormentors, capable and guilty of greater crimes than he endured.

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    having an effective defense system shouldn't mean that your attackers get a free pass because they didn't manage to kill everyone. Hamas's goal is definitely genocide. Even if you accept that so is Israel's, there's no way you wind up with Israel being worse than Hamas. If # of people don't matter, then they're equal and if it does there are more Jewish Israelis than Palestinians.

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    #51

    Taking It Seriously

    Taking It Seriously

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    MinDHertz1366
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar situation playing Indika a couple of weeks ago

    #52

    But Chris Pratt Is One Of Them. Y'know, Generic And Famous But Milktoast Performance?

    But Chris Pratt Is One Of Them. Y'know, Generic And Famous But Milktoast Performance?

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    Montanavanna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell Chris Pratt to stop voicing animated characters. He got Mario and Garfield. And let's just say they don't sound very different from each other. I miss when voices in animated movies were with iconic, perfect for the part voices rather than just big names.

    Crybaby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. He sounds phenomenal when voice acting dont get me wrong but as you said, either they get someone else OR he needs to work on his character’s voice diversity.

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kirbyofthestars needs to learn to use punctuation.

    Jan Castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he was the voice of Paarthurnax!

    #53

    Science

    Science

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    Enuya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was trying to clean my phone screen for a while because of this red dot

    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You start every advanced course in the world by being told "You know all that stuff you learnt to get on this course? It's much more complicated than that"

    Squirrel Chaser
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    1 year ago

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    "Advanced" biology? Fantasy is more like it.

    Chilli
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahaha, for you see, tis funny because the silly liberals think that there are more than two genders, but hark, my genius brain knows that there is in fact only two. Pitiful liberals with their brains resembling mere sugar snap peas, whereas my conservative brain is twice, thrice, or even FRICE the size, how I pity them.

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    #54

    From A Small Boy To Kratos

    From A Small Boy To Kratos

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    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or going the other way. I know some trans fem people who were manly af with big muscles and thick waists. Now they experience the joy they always wanted of soft features, no body hair, and slim figures from a combination of hard work, controlled diet, and HRT.

    Teutonic Disaster
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure JK Rowling, or any other TERF nincompoop, would NOT feel "safer" if that dude had to use a women's restroom/locker room, simply because he was born with a vagina. Not because he'd actually pose a threat, but... oh right, sorry, they aren't bothered one subatomic bit about trans men. My bad, I forgot. /s

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add a beard, 'tache, suntan & chest hair and even your granny looks scarier.

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    #55

    Remember Shinzo Abe?

    Remember Shinzo Abe?

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    JB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pudding reforms?

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "police/d**g". Come on, BP. Murder becomes [unalive] but twinassinate is cool?

    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The catholic cult would hate this. Remember Charles Keating, the Savings and Loan thief who destroyed many people's lives by stealing their savings, then he "gave" $20 million of that stolen money to motherfkcuing teresa and her cult of personality? That cultist refused to return the money, saying that the victims "should be grateful".