Tumblr was a social media giant in the early 2010s. It was the perfect middle ground, offering more text characters than Twitter and less clutter than Facebook. For many people, it was a glorious era of online networking.
Thankfully, the Curated Tumblr subreddit keeps those days alive in today’s world of “reels” and “shorts.” As the name suggests, it’s a collection of screenshots from the platform that touch on political discourse, life’s absurdities, and everything in between.
We’re keeping this a lighthearted list that’s more about the silly and mundane. Enjoy scrolling and have yourself a nice throwback to a simpler time on the internet.
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The End Of The Monarchy
The symmetry appeals, but otherwise OP is a bit off the mark. The "one specific bloodline ruling England" looks more like a cramping snake or a lightning bolt to me.
Load More Replies..."A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England". OP is clearly not a History major, then; read up on "Glorious Revolution", "Wars of the Roses", and much more. "One specific bloodline" my right foot! The Monarchy has its advantages over here in the United Kingdom (we renamed it about 300 years ago, don't know if you noticed) - our Army/Navy/Air Force swear to obey The Monarch, not some vague ideal like 'The Constitution" or some politician like "The President"; the King has "the right to be consulted, the right to encourage , and the right to warn" so he can try to advise against the more crazy political manoeuvring; and, if things ever went beyond nuclear (such as a Government pushing through a law banning all opposition parties) he could refuse to give his consent. Then the law does not pass. Unlikely, but everyone knows it's a possibility if things ever got completely out of hand. Oh, and he's trained from birth to do the job.
William the Conqueror is Charles III's 28th Great Grandfather. According to some genealogists, more than 25 percent of the English population is also distantly related to him, as are countless Americans with British ancestry.
Load More Replies...As a republican here in the U.K. I’m comfortable with this concept. Wind down the monarchy. I’d even advocate a replacement that was a family who represented us at state shenanigans but they’d be chosen at random or by some ridiculous Takeshi’s Castle type game show,, or a remake of It’s a Knockout. Every twenty years or so we’d have something stupid and enjoyable to look forward to, not as serious as an Olympics or as pointless as Britain’s Got Talient but a unifying event that saw us all encouraging people in massive inflatable outfits to climb slippery slopes or swim in custard.
It's astounding to read how little people know about the function and benefits of a monarchy. A monarchy is cheaper than having a president every 4 years and they bring in business which the country benefits from. Also, for many people it's the only thing that connects them: do you want to have the kind of divided society that the USA has? Also, the post is historically incorrect. You have an opinion, that's okay, but please make sure that your facts are correct.
Can’t we just keep them as a non-power wielding tourist attraction? Like an oldtimey Posh & Becks
Load More Replies...I don't want to get rid of the Monarchy. We are already too American. Having to bow to the King and explain themselves once a week keeps politicians humble (well more humble than they would otherwise be). People who want to disband the Monarchy are the same people who voted for Brexit. And look how that s**t show turned out. If you want to live in a republic f**k off to France, oh wait you can't because you voted for Brexit.
Officially, you're right. But all the European royal families are so inbred, it's still basically the same lineage.
Load More Replies...We Sadly Live In A Society
Probably because if we don't, things are even worse for us. Just sayin' ...
Unionise. Protest. Payong every job a living wage by e.g. Taxing the rich will solve a lot of problems. Communism is bad, m'kay - but capitalism ain't no picnic either.
Load More Replies...So that way our bosses can afford thousands of meals, a years worth of rent and utilities, a clothing store and enough saving to buy a house!
Shoo
"Oh look your shoes. What do we do with shoes? That's right we walk!"
Load More Replies...My son, also nonverbal, has his own way of deciding when he's had enough of a place he's visiting. If we're visiting someone he likes, he takes off his shoes. When he's ready to go, he puts them on. If he doesn't want to stay, they never come off his feet.
If you came of age in the Instagram and TikTok era, you’re likely not as familiar with Tumblr’s appeal. But looking at its About page will tell you a lot about its character and personality.
“Wholesome chaos” was the phrase used to describe the site’s contents. It also encourages self-expression because “Tumblr is whatever you want it to be.”
Pokemon Names
Imagine hearing "tït!" randomly, or even "great tït!". They are birds, by the way.
Load More Replies...They do in their own language. To us it might sound like "a little bit of bread and no cheese" but to them, they are yelling "Look at me. I'm a chaffinch. Look at me".
They're either announcing territorality or screaming for sex.
Load More Replies...Everyone say thank you to the humble chickadee for doing it's part Ɛ>
If your name's Alan (or Steve) and you're a groundhog, I'll let it slide 'cause it's still hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg
It's Not Getting Fast, But It's Getting There
I remember working in IT back in the day and having this discussion with our networking guy. He said, "One day we'll be able to watch TV and movies over the internet." (Said while we were waiting nearly 15 minutes for AOL to download 320x240 photo of his new baby. . . line. . .by. . .line.)
Damn. I honestly thought that still worked. I feel like a doofus, since just yesterday I tried that and was very irritated that it wouldn't load up and run smoothly.
Ah memories….. I still yearn for a time when we didn’t have to worry about ads interrupting said video too!
But at least it was reliable. I didn't mind waiting ten minutes for a song to load and then listening to it in full. Or getting a movie started before cooking dinner so it would be ready to go when I sit down to eat.
Load More Replies...That Tables Turn
your profile photo reminds me of your favorite martian. search it
Load More Replies...Hair sticks have been in use for thousands of years, and have been found in cultures of the ancient Egyptians, Romans, and Greeks, India and China. I wonder which culture she is laughing with.
There's a difference between hair sticks and chop sticks. Hair sticks are less narrowing towards the end, tend to have some sort of engraved or shaped end to help hold the hair, and they are shorter. Like, a lot. Using sticks to hold up one's hair - perfectly fine. Using chop sticks as accessories in a hairdo that does hold up without them, just to look 'cutely asian' is a bit like Using forks for combs - you can do it, but there's a reason why Arielle was funny when she did it.
Load More Replies...My Favorite Martian! One of my favorite TV shows, when I was a child. Love Ray Walston and Bill Bixby.
Load More Replies...Hilarious! So the little mermaid was just Asian then 🤣
The internet defines Tumblr as a microblog. However, its founder, David Karp, does not use this description. In an interview with Media Bistro, he describes it as “the easiest way to share yourself.”
Karp also emphasizes Tumblr’s flexibility regarding the type of content users can create. Because it is easy for anyone to self-publish, he believes it helped draw in a broad audience.
[u.s.] Michigan Democrats
Michigan Republicans have been tearing themselves apart for a few years. I'm not sure they can concentrate on anything right now save trying to oust one another (unless, of course, it's "attempting to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer and failing miserably").
Load More Replies...It says a lot about this website when a person can point out defending unions, bodily autonomy, and protecting minorities as a good thing and people will down vote it.
Load More Replies...Good god America why aren't these already in place? Why would you object to basic common sense and decency?
As of January 2023, Democrats were in control of both houses of the Michigan legislature, as well as the governor's office. That's why they were able to get things rolling.
That's How It Works
Yep. I'm the guy the defense wants on the jury. You committed a crime and got immediate karma so now want the true victim to pay? Your honor, are we allowed to hang the plaintiff?
Seriously, the legal system should never reward the criminal.
Load More Replies...HOW is the person in the wrong? Aren't you allowed to put laxatives into your own food? Especially if you put a warning on the item? I mean alright, in this case they knew the food will be stolen, but what if I *need* to put something into my food and don't expect anyone to eat it
You can do that by labeling it as having laxatives and only putting as much as a reasonable person would take. Ditto hot sauce. But labeling it poison won't fly as it can't be put with the food stuffs anyway. The first catch is that the food has to be edible and not detrimental to yourself. So super hot is OK if you can demonstrate that you would willingly eat it yourself. Even then, it's technically illegal if you put it there knowing/intending someone else would take it, as that's considered baiting (not talking about handing the food to them, just them stealing it). But OP is right that no jury is going to convict you.
Load More Replies...This happens enough that there is a legal term for it: jury nullification.
In the US, judges and prosecutors don't want jurors who have heard of jury nullification.
Load More Replies...But it was HIS food, it’s not illegal to add laxatives in HIS food since he was the one supposed to eat it, could have had bad intestinal problems 🤷♀️
Astronaut
oh noooo so you can't pay your way into space anymore? Bummer. Well then, how about you use that money to pay your workers better? Sound good?
No it doesn't - money is for making the BIIIIIG boss feel good, it's not there to be doled out to peasants
Load More Replies...Calling themselves astronaut while being tourists is an immense insult to real astronauts.
There was a word for people like Bezos and Branson that's been around a lot longer than "astronaut". That word is "passenger". (Yeah, there are other words, too.)
Actually, this is kind of beautiful! Sorry, money doesn't make you an astronaut. Many many many years of hard work, education, and training make you an astronaut. Oh, and actually traveling outside of the stratosphere.
Maybe they should all build unregulated mini-subs and check out the Mariana Trench to get internet clout.
“It’s the gay people in your phone” is another description written on the site. This comes from Tumblr’s similar claim to be the “queerest place on the internet.”
According to Adweek statistics published in 2021, one in four users on the platform identify as LGBTQIA+. A Tumblr user is also said to be 193% more likely to be part of the queer community compared to other social networking sites.
Scenes Are Meant To Be Seen
I particularly liked that bit, too.
Load More Replies...I tried to watch some series with Chris Pratt, and I liked it, but stopped because the entire thing was so dark I couldn't make out what was happening. This was even when it was indoors and there was supposedly a lit lamp. I tried to find a way to increase the brightness on my TV, but it has no such setting. It's not just about filmmakers making it look very dark at night they way it actually is. That's a tiny part of the problem.
Several years ago, I saw all three LotR films, extended editions, in a day long theatre marathon. Including a slight intermission between movies, we're talking around a 12-13 hour day. Of the Lord of the Rings franchise, let us remember. As everyone stood up to leave after the third film, I heard a woman one row up from me comment "Well, none of that seemed very realistic to me"...and I just wanted to pull her aside and ask "What did you think you paid to come and watch?!"
Fantasy, yeah, but jfc 90% of SOV horror for the past three decades. I have seen hundreds of movies where there is at least one extended sequence where I can't see a thing and it's not supposed to be a completely dark experience.
What even is going on the in Game of Thrones picture? All I can see is fire on a hillside?
Genuinely i thought it was a bedroom, someone in bed, and a row of romantic candles....
Load More Replies...that is supposed to be j.r.r. tolkien from "epics rap battles of history". in this rap battle he is facing off against george r.r. martin! some them, like this one, are great. "mythbusters vs ghostbusters", frank sinatra vs freddie mercury, isaac newton (played by weird al) vs bill nye, etc.... then there "princess battles", khaleesi vs malificent, snow white vs alice, queen of hearts vs the wicked wich, etc....
So how much money do they spend on graphics and CGI that the viewers can't see?
Professionalism
What a lovely story about cool prople. My bar is low, but this was wholesome
I enjoyed that. Please follow them around for the rest of the year and report every interaction.
I am always happy when we find out the resolution to the pet subplot.
"Like Steve Rogers falling on a grenade." Instant upvote for Steve!
Most Embarrassing Thing That Can Ever Happen
Anyone who calls me, I end the call with 'ok, I love you bye bye!" Anyone. Scammer? "ok, I love you bye bye!" Selling me solar panels? "ok, I love you bye bye!" Trying to buy my house? "ok, I love you bye bye!" Pizza's here "ok, I love you bye bye!"
I worked in an airline call center for years and had several people end the call saying "Ok thank bye love you!" out of pure reflex. Some were embarrassed, others embraced it. It was always fun. :)
Load More Replies...When my son was growing up, I would be crossing a road with my someone and automatically grab their hand. Fine with my wife (cracked her up), some odd looks from my friends though.
TBF, the "what's your problem?" is actually realistic for fast food. Customer: "Yeah, we were 2 people down, and running our asses off all day, with the manager screaming at us about our service time metrics." Employee "I recommend Nugget meal with an extra large fries and a large milkshake. You deserve it."
Alan Chartock (president and CEO of WAMC/Northeast Public Radio) does a lot of the work on the fund drives and during the pauses in his speech repeats the call-in number over the radio. Probably hundreds of times a day. He is also a professor at SUNY. He gets some strange looks when he gives the number during a lecture out of muscle reflex!
I remember working as a teenager pre-college and had 3 part-time jobs. The first time I answered the phone at the pet store as "Hi, **** Pharmacy," the confused customer made me panic and I hung up on him. Oof.
Every now and then when I'm shopping as a civilian and hear literally anyone say 'Excuse me?' - I will reflexively say 'oh hello, how can I help you?' 😦😆
I worked temp when I was younger and would answer the phone with another company's name. Sometimes if it was a long term assignment I would occasionally answer my home phone with the company's name.
To solidify Tumblr’s reputation as queer-friendly, Sydney-based writer and photographer Jonno Revanche wrote an article for The Guardian in 2016. Here, he described the platform as his “saviour” that made him see he “wasn’t monstrous and unloveable.”
“While it may seem simple or silly, social media allowed me to express elements of myself I felt like I couldn’t in my day-to-day life,” he wrote.
Pronunciation
He was a interior decorator....A Czechoslovakian.....
Load More Replies...Philidelphians did not talk like Stallone before the movie Rocky came out. He has a speech impediment from birth, movie goes blockbuster and everyone starts imitating his speech. So now there is a whole city talking like someone with a disability.
He’s also from NYC and didn’t live in Philadelphia until he was in high school
Load More Replies...Reminds me of "Better Off Dead" where the brother learned English listening to Howard Cosell.
Kinda like how you always get Americans and European actors putting on hilariously over exaggerated Australian accents because they seem to base the entirety of Australian slang and linguistics on Crocodile Dundee.
There is a youtuber who travels all over the world and is in general just a giant goof but a solid person. He met a man in rural Northern China that learned almost all of his English from American rap. Imagine you're in a town where maybe 20 people speak English and some Chinese man see you at a bar, comes up to say, "Yo, what's good wit it G?"
He sounds like this woman I knew in grad school. She was from China and really liked rap music and talked like that.
Load More Replies...Japanese is not really just one language. Men, women, children, different parts of society uses totally different words and ways to talk. And I don't mean "lit" vs "marvellous", but profoundly different. Or so I've heard from my japanese family.
It's the same language, but they have incredibly complicated ways of referring to each other. There's a you for family, for close friends, for not-close friends, for social inferiors, for social superiors, for bosses, for subordinates. And that's one part of speech.
Load More Replies...One of the guys in BTS (they're a Korean pop band) learned to speak English by watching the entire series of Friends on DVD. I can only imagine him sounding like a cross between Joey and Chandler when he first started practicing. :)
I guess sounding like Paulie Walnuts would be better than sounding like Don Corleone though
Accidentally Based
Only problem: Somebody has to deliver. Which was solved e.g. in social and health services (as a grneral overall term) in most of Europe, by everybody chipping in so those in need of health treatment, parental leave etc do get help.
Those European countries can afford it because none of them have a compulsion to rule the world anymore, thus no need to spend 50% of the peoples tax collected on a massive bloated corrupted military industrial complex.
Load More Replies...Having a capitalist society with strong welfare system and health care is not socialism no matter what the republicans scream. Tax the rich.
A strong welfare system means acknowledging that sometimes people really need help rather than just deciding they’re all lazy buggers who need to get a job already
Load More Replies...For the ones brainwashed into thinking that socialist is a bad thing, it is anti-Bernie.
That's what you pay them for, and pay them a damn lot, and let them vote their own pay rises!
I am pretty sure that it is currently the socialites who demand things from the government...
No socialites demand stuff from Gucci and Prada.
Load More Replies...What's Your Corpse To Water Ratio?
It's also called, "Not thinking about the corpse when swimming" so yes if you somehow camouflage a corpse n a pool, don't tell me, and tell me to swim in it i will be fine.
Until you disturb the camouflage, and Ol' Floaty pops out to say hi
Load More Replies...If the swimming pool was as large as an ocean, I don't think I would be concerned about the corpses.
also, if a corpse is found in a swimming pool they tend to drain all the water out and refill it. Can't do that with an ocean.
Decomposing rate to water volume = chances of being personally affected by said corpse perhaps?
I love how people freak if a kid accidentally pees in a pool - which has chlorine in it but they'll swim in the ocean with no concern for the fact that creatures pee, poo, and when the die. FYI, no chlorine...
Tumblr seems to have always catered to a younger, more progressive audience. For author and DePaul University professor Allison McCracken, it became the youth’s “best option for an online ‘private’ public space.”
In a journal article she published in 2017, she credits the platform’s ability to “bring a broader range of voices” than any college classroom could. She also believes Tumblr was able to “offer developed minority representation” when the media wasn’t able to.
Yeah, You’d Think They’d Be Able To Put Two And Two Together On This One
I personally think without the social stigma more people would come out as bi, but who knows
Its all fluid, some are far to one side, others more on the middle or to the other side.
Load More Replies...Keep girls away from boys - or, boys from girls - then look surprised when some of them go with what's available.
May be a generational thing--we had dance in my gym classes in middle and high school as well (mid-Atlantic America, 1980-86), so that part just flew right by me.
Load More Replies...You're born gay or you're not. A dance class won't change that. But it might make experimenting a little more enticing.
Be glad it wasn't the Paso Doble. Then you'd ALL have turned. If you want to see the best example of the Pasa Doble, watch the scene where Antonio Banderas and Catherine Zeta-Jones dance in The Mask Of Zorro.
Tit For Tat
Taylor sounds like an insufferable girlfriend. I'm sure she's just as bad, if not worse, to her boyfriends and makes it hard for them to please her in strategy. Her muse is break-ups. If she doesn't have fights, falling outs, break ups, her career would be over.
Taylor seems worth the suffering. Stunning world famous billionaire girlfriend? You can whip me, sing about me, throw me off the tower, I'm in.
Load More Replies...Taylor Swift makes lots of short private plans flights, which is why her carbon footprint is massive, (I think, not 100% sure)
Load More Replies...Insecure men gotta tear down a s successful woman any way he can.
Indifferent to her, but she makes me think of the Boy Meets World episode where Eric interacts with the hippie singer and she goes dark.... Anyone else??
About the exes? Nobody should. About the pollution the ultra-rich cause? Everyone should. If multi gazillionaures would fly first class, I wouldn't have to compensate by putting my AC unit 0.5 degrees lower and showering one minute less.
Load More Replies...She's worth 1.3 Billion!?!? Somebody hurt me please!? PLEASE!?!?
Load More Replies...Chess
seriously, I need the rest of this story
Load More Replies...Never play chess with a seagull - it will knock your pieces off the board, cr*p on your hair, and fly away telling everyone it won.
Despite its reach and popularity among the younger demographic, Tumblr had its fair share of controversies. In 2018, it announced a prohibition on “adult content” after an iOS ban on the app due to child pornography issues.
In an official statement, Tumblr assured its users that it would continue to work to keep the platform a “safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community.” However, it received backlash, with affected users attacking its queer-friendly claim.
Rich People And Ghosts
What about oompah loompahs who have neither looks nor facts?
Load More Replies..."A one bed apartment, great transport links, and an archaeological history. It can be yours for the low low price of just £120 million."
Load More Replies...In the South that would attract every nut and supposed Ghost Hunters camping out there and driving the locals crazy. I've seen that happen to multiple locations and the lengths the owners have gone to keep people off their property is sad as f**k.
Now I want to do that! I have plenty of dolls I don't play with anymore.
Boring Queers
My guess is they're referring to the the people that have "I'm gay" as their only personality trait...
Load More Replies...They are praising people who are gay who just get on with it. No rainbows and confetti. Gay because that's how it is, not a lifestyle. Shoutout means praise, y'all.
Not even wearing a sign and waving a rainbow flag around while carrying their chihuahuas in a pink purse? How dare they?
Two former colleagues of mine (from different jobs/cities/age groups) were like this, at least in terms of appearance and mannerisms, (no clue what they got up to on the weekends). Like, they weren't the manliest men to ever man, but unless there was some extremely subtle coding going on, that I as a cis-het dude simply don't know about, you wouldn't friggin know unless they told you. Ironically, their respective boyfriends probably sashayed out of their mum's uterusses (uteri?) at birth, rainbow flag in hand, Cher blasting in the backround. 😜
Green arrow for them not being "the manliest men to ever man", lol!
Load More Replies...No of my friends who are gay are the stereotypical fabulous types (not saying they are not awesome) but none of my friends who are straight are over the top people either. Nothing at all wrong with it, but my friendship choices are not the partying type. So it's fair to say most gay people I know well would be considered boring as would my straight ones, and very much me too.
But maybe they are like Rincewind of Ank Morpok whose greatest wish is to be bored.
Load More Replies...I grew up on Priscilla, so you better be noticeable or I will think you aren't flamboyanting enough.
[u.s.] Vocal Minority
They should be able to give a short review of the book and tell you on which page the offensive material is, and whether or not it is reoccurring in the book before being even allowed to ask for a book ban.
Our library has a form to fill out. "Did you read the book?" "Did you read it in its entirety?" "What specific scenes in the book are you concerned about?". Not many people get that far.
Load More Replies...This one aggravates me. Why do YOU get to decide what is acceptable to read? Freedom of speech, indeed! As long as it aligns with your views, right?
Freedom of speech yes but not freedom of gathering knowledge.
Load More Replies...This happened in Mandeville, Louisiana. They found out that 95% of the book ban requests at the local library were from ONE woman.
They should make her debate with the students about the merits of book banning, and why fascist tactics are bad for communities.
Load More Replies...I posted this the other day. If you have an issue with a book your child is reading, it’s your job to parent your child. Books should not be banned because somebody has their panties in a wad. You don’t get to decide what books are appropriate for my child
Exactly!! Especially considering how most of us parents do exactly that for EVERY form of media/Internet
Load More Replies...No, no books should be banned. Put a warning on them for the delicate but they should not be censored. If you disagree, remember the one thing all dictators and despots have in common, throughout history, is burning books. The powerful rely on the populace being ignorant.
I would ban Mein Kampf though maybe a few other books like this one exist.
Load More Replies...In any other milieu, this would be called serial harassment and legal action would be taken. Limit the pervert christians to ONE WEEK every year to file it (e.g. Jan 1-7). Any "challenges" filed the rest of the year will go in the garbage.
Ban the bible. It’s full of demons, ghosts, blood drinkers, paedophiles, violence, incest, witchcraft etc etc. just like a lot of the books being banned. Let the hate begin
How empty must ones life be if they go and search for books to get banned!
Going to search for them would require they read and comprehend all the books they demand to be banned. They don't. They are calling for bans on books that their political masters have told them are "bad" and just regurgitate the talking points given to them.
Load More Replies...Yes, he did! Love me some John Oliver (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42xZB80sZaI
Load More Replies...My state just spend thousands of dollars going through five of the biggest libraries book by book, even as the librarians insisted they follow all decency laws. ONE SINGLE book got moved to a different shelf. How did it get on the wrong shelf? Someone reshelved it improperly. That's it.
By the time the controversy arose, Tumblr had already spiked in value and had been sold to media giant Yahoo! for a whopping $1.1 billion in 2013. In an interview with Inc. at the time of the sale, Karp admitted he wasn’t expecting it to happen that year. However, a “remarkable opportunity” presented itself.
“This was an unbelievable opportunity to shortcut a lot of the very hard things that we’re about to be going through,” he explained.
Autism Awareness
Omg you can't group us. As the saying goes, If you have met one autistic person, you have met one autistic person. We present differently.
We can be grouped, under an large umbrella, and then there are the sub-groups below that which trickle down until you get to the individual. If the medical world had to diagnose everyone with autism with their own, individually named and coded autism type the universe would collapse.
Load More Replies...Sensory lights for people with sensory issues??? What's next, a light show for epilepsy awareness? A rock concert of deaf awareness? A book drive for dyslexia awareness? A doughnut eating contest for diabetes awareness? An advance notice party with mandatory attendance for Anxiety awareness?
I have autism and I can't stand blue lights ! It makes me dizzy and makes my vision blurry.
I don't have autism, but I am profoundly dyslexic and metaphorically and literally see the world differently. My sensitivity to lights is huge, and I have blue glasses, without which I would really struggle. A lot of kids I work with have ASD, most at some point have tried on my glasses. Some love them, some hate them, some do not care.
We all have different problems. "Autism" is very much an umbrella for many different-but-similar neurodivergent states.
Load More Replies...In my city is a bus driving around with blue light inside. During the day it´s bearable. But when it get´s dark it burns my eyes. I always avoid that bus when I see it rolling up.
They are there to stop d**g users being able to find a vein. I am lucky, the ones on our busses are not too bright.
Load More Replies...I don't mind blue/violet light but it kills my appetite for some reason lol. Sat under a violet light at a low-end restaurant once (it was in a bowls club, idk why the light was that colour) and flat out could not eat my dinner
😔
The first part happened to me: after a sudden massive decline in health I was found to be dangerously deficient in a vitamin (B12, fwiw). Sadly the "solved all my problems" bit has yet to take effect.
For the record, I'm not vegan, and it's not a dietary issue: I'm currently undergoing lots (and lots) of testing, and the doctors' current thinking it's that it might be an auto-immune condition of some kind, complicated by negligence from my last doctor, who didn't believe my symptoms were real. I'm now barely able to walk, am constantly breathless and In pain, and feel generally unwell pretty much all the time. People, don't hesitate to get a second opinion if you don't feel your medical professional is taking you seriously!
Load More Replies...Me too! The difference was SHOCKING once I got on those sweet, sweet B12 jabs.
Load More Replies...A few years ago I couldn't figure out why I was so tired all the time and couldn't breathe very well. It got so bad I ended up in the hospital. Turns out I was anemic due to my issues with endometriosis and fibroids - I was slowly bleeding to death. It's amazing what some iron did for me! :)
Or all your health problem were simply caused by eating too much of one food, like sugar. (In my case)
Try magnesium. If that does not help, consult your doctor about taking an iron pill. These have helped me.
That's basically what happens when you are trans any get on HRT XD
I'm Late!
"You can't wait for a watch, because time is more of a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey ... stuff."
Load More Replies...Tumblr remained with Yahoo! for four years before moving to Verizon Media. Two years later, in 2019, Verizon sold the platform to Automattic, the parent company of WordPress.com.
This time, the price tag was far less. Reports didn’t specify the amount, but it was believed to be “well below” $20 million, a far cry from its original purchase value.
Gargle My Balls, Microsoft
I bought a cromebook, and had to find a way to distale security so I could downlod... VLC 😅🤬
I'm not sure it's wise to distale security on a cromebook - it tends to mess with your spell-checker ....
Load More Replies...I hope there is an appropriate moment where I remember to say this.
Load More Replies...“I've come up with a set of rules that describe our reactions to technologies: 1. Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works.___________ 2. Anything that's invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.__________ 3. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.”_______ ― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time
Agree 100% for "new" technology. However, there is a second set of rules at work : 1. For a new product to succeed, it needs to bring huge value for the user at real. low cost and satisfy early adopters______2. An established product must maximize profit to the shareholders and satisfy the least capable user immaginable (German "DAU") Hence new products of established technologies start to suck after while
Load More Replies..."Gargle my balls, Microsoft" is FANTASTIC, I will mention this to my husband, a network engineer who totally despises Microsoft.
"gargle my balls" is possibly the greatest insult I've heard in years!
I had a huge argument with my new laptop about turning off S Mode. Yes you a-holes, I DO want to download Chrome! Your Edge browser can go jump off a cliff.
Always skip a generation. I'll consider upgrading when Windows 12 comes out. And if they changed it more, I'll keep Windows 10 forever, just like I did Windows 7
Even worse with their AI they installed in the new update. I don't want their lame chatbot collecting my data. I tried to delete it but you can only disable it. I want that thing completely GONE.
Catholicism Patch Notes
If you're an atheist, you find it hilarious that the Vatican did a "papal investigation of the concept of limbo" lol 😅
Load More Replies...This is so bizarre. Imagine thinking you can have a personal relationship with the creator of the universe, but you have to ask a council of crusty old men if unborn souls go to heaven.
To be more precise, limbo was never a teaching of the Catholic Church. It was offered as one theory of what God might do with unbaptized babies, but it was never church doctrine. In 2007 the Church finally got around to admitting that this theory contradicted everything else they were saying about the goodness of God and dropped it.
So it only took the catholics ~2000 years to have pity on the lost souls of totally innocent children
Promulgated by Pope John XXII in 1321 and discarded in 2007, only 686 years. But yeah, way too long, even for a theory.
Load More Replies...The depravity of christian sadism knows no bounds. They want torment for eternity.
I'm Christian, but I really don't understand Catholicism. I'm reading the Bible all the way through and I just don't understand where they got any of the things they say and do-
By now there are so many variations and sub groups of Catholicism (especially in the US) that cherry pick what to concentrate on or believe in, it's ridiculous. Just remember that the Bible was written by Man, not God and has been and always will be used as a tool to instil fear.
Load More Replies...As a recovering Catholic, I wish the Catholic church leaders would go back to spending all day arguing about whether or not Adam had a belly button. At least each side of THAT argument was based on logic.
AFAIK, in the '90s the Catholics also decided that people who commit self-unaliving (just in case of censorship) aren't automatically assumed to go to the Bad Place. I only know this because people were talking about it on a Forever Knight (the vampire TV show) list at the time.
Poker > AI
Yeah, that's the problem with a non-learning AI that's expecting a nuanced strategy facing off with an opponent that has only one strategy. I'm pretty sure a rock-paper-scissors "AI" that always picks rock would win more often than not against most other rock-paper-scissor "AIs" too.
They have AI robots now that are so fast that they can read your choice as you make it but before you finish it, and make the appropriate gesture to win.
Load More Replies...This was actually done IRL at one point at the WSOP--I think it's in one of Dan Harrington's books.
Now, we’re shifting the attention to you, dear readers. What do you think about Tumblr as a social media platform? Where do you think it stands in comparison to TikTok and Instagram? Let’s create a discussion in the comments!
True Allyship 🏳️🌈
Then again, maybe if you question somebody's identity and sexuality, they'll be annoyed. Also, what if their friend was gay but hadn't come out yet? Seems a jerkish way to treat your friends
When I was 15 I seriously questionned my own sexuality and thought I was gay (I am by the way) but because I wasn't sure, I didn't talk about that, certainly not in my catholic high school. Someday we were chatting, waiting for the teacher, when a girl from nowhere asked me if I was gay. I immediately reply "Why ? Do I have a chance with you ?". Everybody laughed and she stopped asking. And I still don't know if I had a chance or not :(
Once someone came out to me and I very disappointedly said "Oh wait you're gay?" Which they immediately got very anxious and defensive about. The funny thing is I couldn't care less if any other person on the planet is gay, I had just been planning to ask that person out. I was too embarrassed to clarify that I wasn't homophobic I just had a crush on them.
“See how fast he gets upset”: not even a possibility that he’s telling the truth? OP needs better friends, or a better attitude
Because the world will be made a better place by deliberately insulting peoples sexual identity?
A Collection Of Alternative Sayings
My favourite put-down remains "100 000 sperm, and *you* were the winner?"
I imagine all the rest are hanging back and going "watch this, this is gonna be hilarious" and the egg goes "wait what"
Load More Replies...I need to start saving a list of all the amazing insults I find on BP so I can use them later when my brain decides to BSoD mid conversation with an a-hole
Racist, But Funny
My son is autistic and in a special needs school and the kids are allowed to leave class and go outside if they need to.
I want to be a native american with positive racist teacher, i need to go outside and connect with nature
Every child should be allowed to do this. Taking a break when you’re overwhelmed makes it much easier to deal with
I’m homeschooled, and I can confirm that taking breaks to reconnect with nature/walk the dog is the most flocking amazing thing
Cursed_sitcom
That was my first thought, ddlc bc (spoilers for people that haven't played the game) when Sayori dies and you click back into the game Monika replaces her on the title screen, ddlc is such a great game
Load More Replies...The Police Squad tv show (Which inspired The Naked Gun Movies) the guest stars only appearance was them getting thrown form a a moving car in the title sequence.
There’s an object show on YouTube where the character’s outline goes dark in the intro each time someone dies. It’s called The Nightly Manor
Dumb Ways To Die
There was a couple in Scotland whose new Tesla stopped working after they left it parked outside. They were told that the batteries got flooded because of the rain and it would cost them £17,000 for new batteries, the rain voided the warranty. https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/edinburgh-couple-fume-handed-17k-27906242
Load More Replies...We all know what the Bermuda triangle does to planes and ships. Now, we'll see what it does to a truck.
I saw a cybertruck on the road the other day. They are even uglier in real life. It's like something made in Minecraft, but not cute.
Evolution
Evolution is reactive, not proactive. There's no goal per se, as in, a species isn't trying to evolve toward something, just trying to adapt to changing conditions so as to not die.
Hard agree. I hate it when docos make it sound like a deliberate choice, like "they adapted and evolved in order to be able to xyz". Nope, those that weren't suited just died.
Load More Replies...Evolution doesn't work like that. So long as it lives long enough to procreate it is a success. It is not about the individual lifespan.
If there's ever an aspect of an animal that "makes no sense", chance are it's to impress the ladies.
Evolution, much like war, decides not who's right but who's left. On a species level, over time, but same basic effect. The survivors decide the genetic code that carries on.
Boar: "It's not stupid if it works." Also Boar: "Why does my head hurt?"
Evolution isn't about perfection, it's just about getting things work with the least effort
Or, it's about random changes, some of which work out, and most don't
Load More Replies...Look up the artificial selection of the Heiki Crab of the coast of Japan. The ones whose backs looked like human faces got thrown back into the water, the ones that didn't got eaten. Now they all look like human faces. Or how about the yank idiots who decided "throw the smaller fish back in the ocean and keep the bigger ones." Now all the fish on the east coast are small because they're the ones that survived. [ https://www.researchgate.net/publication/349512797_The_battle_between_harvest_and_natural_selection_creates_small_and_shy_fish ]
As someone who is Christian technically evolution does exist but it's not what you think when you think evolution, you can't go from fish, to lizard, to monkey, to human, but animals do evolve to fit their climates like how in Pokemon there are region variants, Pokemon actually uses a lot of irl science for the games and anime, it's some really interesting stuff
Shaggy, The High Geologist
Obviously, just remind everyone that Scooby is, um, "intact". Constantly.
A sandwich bong, a ghost bong...the climax is when he hollows out Scooby himself.
No, not that again. Then you get *shudder* VELMA ....
Load More Replies...Just put enough violence and gore in it and Shaggy yells F*ck when running from the monster.
From What I Can Tell This Hasnt Been Posted Here Yet So Here
It fascinates me endlessly, how in the one hand people are totally loving electronics taking over human work and free stuff on internet, and at the same time complain about not being able to find well enough paid work. Guys, we are 8 billion, not 2,5 as in 1950s happy fantasyland. These 8 billion need food, clothing, shelter and entertainment, which requires them to find well enough paid jobs. Shopping deadcheap stuff from deadcheap countries ruins your local economy and employment. By this making a few incredibly rich and you screaming hell and fire because they are rich.
Wasn't the entire point of technology to take our work from us, so that humanity could be free to pursue leisure, art, family, and community? Production with less work was supposed to be a GOOD thing to make our lives easier. But Capitalism perverts it into "make a handful of people super-rich while the rest of us starve." At some point, automation and AI are going to force us to deal with the notion of Universal Basic Income.
Load More Replies...A few years ago, people found out that AI couldn't see through juggalo make-up. a couple of months afterwards, facebook made this "see yourself in juggalo" AI thing and afterwards(to no ones surprise) AI could see through make-up!
Forged In Fire
Me too, but it was also because there's clearly a finite number of smiths that want to be on the show and they were just constantly inviting people back to try again. Episodes were becoming like groundhog Day
Load More Replies...He was an Air Force Pararescueman... So kind of manly. It's one of the hardest training programs in the U.S. military
Yet he acts like a b***h when he wanted to be the highest paid person on the show and they refused.
Load More Replies...Forged in Fire is pretty good. I don't watch it, but my dad does sometimes, and sometimes I am also present while he's watching it. As far as reality shows go, everyone seems to be pretty nice to each other, and contestants are really just there because they thought it would be fun to make a knife on TV.
Somebody please tell Hollywood - merely 'looking' like a winner just isn't enough. At all
OMG if I ever write an action movie script the MC's name will so be Balls Ballson. That is frickin hilarious
Good Person
I tried to make Trump's vocabulary make sense and the two first things I came up with were: "True/Accurate/Factual/etc: A statement you agree with" and "False/FAKE NEWS/BS/lies/opinion/etc: a statement you disagree with".
Load More Replies...This is satire and it makes a good point. No one thinks they are a bad person. But clearly some people are. Discuss.
As a writer, I think "evil" just means selfishness. No villain is believable if they are just out to do evil for evil's sake. Instead, real-life villains do evil because they profit from it. Some are more or less aware of it than others - I think some people do know they are doing immoral things and don't care because "everyone has to take care of themselves" or "if I don't look out for myself then no one will". Others bend a little at a time and never see it happening, but in the end they are still acting for themselves and devaluing the effect it has on others.
Load More Replies...The extremists on one side want healthcare, living wage, and rights. The extremists on the other want theocracy and racism. Getting real tired of this moral equivalence narrative. ANTIFA is a slim minorty of the left. I can't say the same about racists, misogynists and zealots for the right.
Load More Replies...I have a friend like this. Constantly passively aggressively posts about people he doesn't like, then constantly posts about what a good person he is.
The number of people wishing that Trump had been killed last weekend makes this an uncomfortable post. They think they are good people, but they are evil and should be purged from civilized society.
To be fair, some of them were thinking 'If this guy dies, I/my family will be safe as immigrants' or 'if this guy dies, there will be better healthcare and therefore less deaths'. There were some people thinking he should die because he was a Bad Person, but some were actually wanting him to die, because they'd rather one person die than multiple.
Load More Replies...Female
Unless the story involves her breasts, vagina or menstruation then adding 'female' to boss is irrelevant. Just don't. If the story involves your boss's breasts, vagina or menstruation then perhaps you should be reconsidering whether your relationship is appropriate and just not tell the story at all.
There's actually loads of situations in which such context could be relevant. It's not like the old term manageress where it implied that somehow a female boss is less worthy than a male boss.
Load More Replies...I’ve worked for several managers in my time, their sex isn’t the significant thing, they were my managers. In a work context (unless you won’t in specific fields) their sex doesn’t need mentioning. Managers, that’ll do.
Say "my manager". If you need to be specific, say her name. [ ............ ] Do you EVER say "my male manager"? If not, then don't mention her gender either, because you're inferring that women bosses are "unusual".
It's very, very simple, people. "Female" is an adjective. "Woman" is a noun. It's "Female scientists are awesome," not "Woman scientists are awesome." It's "I saw a woman walking down the road," not "I saw a female walking down the road." Did everybody forget their 3rd grade English studies?
Right. The dictionary says that "female" is both a noun and an adjective, but certain male types have appropriated (and therefore ruined) the noun usage.
Load More Replies...If you're using "female" as an adjective, fine. It's problematic when you use it as a noun.
I think english lacks a lot of gendered terms in such cases - I can't think of many job titles or such that indicate the person to be female (like heroine or actress). We germans have usually an -in at the end of words for that lke Chefin (Boss) , Managerin, Doktorin, etc.
People should normalize saying 'female' for an AFAB person that has not had HRT or surgery, and normalize the idea than female men are men and male women are women.
I Love How Stupid The Cybertruck Is
I was gonna say, with the seat belt on, there would be no "thud"
Load More Replies...Cyber trucks scare the living hell out of me. A fully loaded semi weighs around 80000 pounds. The thought of a computer controlling that rolling down the road is some next level nightmares. I am a truckers wife
The driver is wearing a seat belt. Are they saying seat belts fail in cyber truck crashes?
[u.s.] Confederate Surrender Day (Was Yesterday)
What is is the difference between Georgia and Germany? It took only one Sherman to defeat Georgia... (Just a history joke I heard recently)
Lol! Also only one of them celebrates the s**t out of the war they lost with flags and statues.
Load More Replies...By "baking supplies" do they mean "slaves who do the baking", and by "spoiled" do they mean "were freed from a lifetime of bondage"?
Right???? Like “ooo, sorry that your g-ma’s baking supplies were ruined in the process of ERADICATING SLAVERY from the US.” As if those are in any way parallel.
Load More Replies...If you're reduced to boasting about anything that happened more than a generation ago, you clearly haven't done much that is worth boasting about, yourself
[marvel] A Simple But Elegant Solution
for further context: the man shown is Matt Murdock, a.k.a Daredevil (Marvel). He's blind.
Fun fact: we named my dog after him because hes crosseyed :)
Load More Replies...The idea here is that the light would then blind the people due to to the technology. It works in this comic and is rather cool. This would not work in real life however. Still a cool scene though
Depends on the NVGs, Gen 3s and lower will absolutely not be able to adjust fast enough to prevent blinding (from my own experience with them)
Load More Replies...>greentext Form
are you allowed at whatever this guy went to if you're not lgbtq+? cause it sounds pretty lit.
Yes, they don’t ask for your lgbtq+ credentials at the door or anything. :p
Load More Replies..."smth" is short for "something". "greentext" is from 4chan, where sentences started with a > have green words. The story style is still called that even though Tumblr doesn't have green text
Load More Replies..."This Country Used To Build Railroads!"
My mother literally threw me into the crowd to get a tickle me Elmo when I was in grade school. Funtimes.
Sex
*Talking to an incel* "Yes, complaining about 'females' is good, but have you tried sex"
I am asexual and this excludes me. But I am cool with it, you kids have fun.
I bet a lot of gaming girl friends would disagree with that
Load More Replies...Book-Ish
A bible, unless it's one you had in primary school but your friend wrote something really naughty in it and you didn't dare give it back when you left and told the teacher you'd lost it.
I’m an atheist, my bookshelf has a Bible, plus a mixed collection of holy books / significant texts from the major religions / teachings. I guess the red flag is that I’ll bore you to death. 😀
Load More Replies...This horrific design trend (that will hopefully be gone by next week) of turning all your books so the spines face the wall: lithubspin...e40633.jpg
Why would anyone do that? Trying to make some obscure point?
Load More Replies...Mein Kampf? Like, unless there's extensive literature criticizing Holocaust denial to go with?
In college a professor had us read Mein Kampf, and The Communist Manifesto. I can't remember exactly what class it was, but we read a lot of different types of works and even had to compare similarities and differences between the Torah, Bible, and Quran. I still have all of those books today and know it would probably look bad if I had Mein Kampf and the Communist Manifesto on my bookshelf so those are tucked away 😅 It was a great class though! Definitely one that I learned a lot from.
Load More Replies...bookshelf red flags : no books. Or only romance novels. Or only one religious book. Or only christian books.
Unless it's a church obviously, but yeah I agree with this
Load More Replies...I’m an agnostic. There are a couple of bibles in my bookshelf. Got to know what you’re not believing in. Otherwise, what’s the point
Evil Ethics Board
Just use words laser, AI, quantum and entanglement, then people will fight to give you funding.
Don't forget "technology", sponges are marketed as technology.
Load More Replies...Welcome To Twitblr
Eh? How the fu*k is bisexuality rooted in racism and transphobia? I am bisexual/pansexual, whichever you prefer, and a person's race or gender has absolutely no bearing on whether I am attracted to them or not.
People just throw around any negative term nowadays to discredit the thing they dislike no matter if it makes sense or not
Load More Replies...I don't think anyone understands it
Load More Replies...Try Finger, But Gun
Technically you're right. It would probably stop somewhere around the metacarpals
Load More Replies...There's more to the post, where someone explains that the finger will stop the bullet. It goes on delightfully.
Here's a better idea for a petition: ALL wannabe gun owners must experience being shot by the gun they want to buy. (Through the fleshy part of the thigh, for example, not a potentially lethal injury.) ALL current gun owners must experience being shot by the gun they own, or it will be taken away, one bullet per gun owned. That will show us who REALLY wants to own a gun.
Through the fleshy part of the thigh IS potentially lethal, because arteries.
Load More Replies...Americanized Food
A lot of american people still think pizza and hamburger is an american invention.
For pizza... It could actually be true. It could be argued that MODERN pizza was developed by Italian migrants in NY, then reintroduced in Italy, where it substitutes older styles, like "wallet" pizza and fried pizza, and added plenty of tomato and mozzarella to older ingredients like anchovies, garlic, goat cheese.
Load More Replies...Spaghetti and meatballs! when Italian immigrants came to America, they had access to more sugar and spices and fruits then they had in Italy and they took advantage of that. Also why American pizza is a lot more fattening!
More importantly, the immigrants found that meat was plentiful and cheap, as compared to the Old Country. See "sunday gravy."
Load More Replies...They changed web servers. https://amp.firstwefeast.com/eat/2015/03/illustrated-history-of-americanized-chinese-food
Load More Replies...Wasn't the hotdog invented by German immigrants who were selling their sausages and found it easier to put bred around them when selling from a small stand
The modern concept of a hotdog (sausage onna bun) came from an Austrian immigrant running a food cart & needed it to be portable & hand-held. As a sausage, it was basically a Vienna style sausage... until we started mass producing it with ultra cheap ingredients.
Load More Replies...Supes
The creators of X-Men didn't plan it in the 1960s, but Magneto became a perfect analogy for israel: the victim that became worse than his tormentors, capable and guilty of greater crimes than he endured.
having an effective defense system shouldn't mean that your attackers get a free pass because they didn't manage to kill everyone. Hamas's goal is definitely genocide. Even if you accept that so is Israel's, there's no way you wind up with Israel being worse than Hamas. If # of people don't matter, then they're equal and if it does there are more Jewish Israelis than Palestinians.
Load More Replies...Taking It Seriously
It's kinda like getting angry at a book for the plot.
Load More Replies...But Chris Pratt Is One Of Them. Y'know, Generic And Famous But Milktoast Performance?
Please tell Chris Pratt to stop voicing animated characters. He got Mario and Garfield. And let's just say they don't sound very different from each other. I miss when voices in animated movies were with iconic, perfect for the part voices rather than just big names.
This. He sounds phenomenal when voice acting dont get me wrong but as you said, either they get someone else OR he needs to work on his character’s voice diversity.
Load More Replies...Science
You start every advanced course in the world by being told "You know all that stuff you learnt to get on this course? It's much more complicated than that"
ahaha, for you see, tis funny because the silly liberals think that there are more than two genders, but hark, my genius brain knows that there is in fact only two. Pitiful liberals with their brains resembling mere sugar snap peas, whereas my conservative brain is twice, thrice, or even FRICE the size, how I pity them.
Load More Replies...From A Small Boy To Kratos
I'm pretty sure JK Rowling, or any other TERF nincompoop, would NOT feel "safer" if that dude had to use a women's restroom/locker room, simply because he was born with a vagina. Not because he'd actually pose a threat, but... oh right, sorry, they aren't bothered one subatomic bit about trans men. My bad, I forgot. /s
Add a beard, 'tache, suntan & chest hair and even your granny looks scarier.
Remember Shinzo Abe?
"police/d**g". Come on, BP. Murder becomes [unalive] but twinassinate is cool?
The catholic cult would hate this. Remember Charles Keating, the Savings and Loan thief who destroyed many people's lives by stealing their savings, then he "gave" $20 million of that stolen money to motherfkcuing teresa and her cult of personality? That cultist refused to return the money, saying that the victims "should be grateful".
In case you were wondering, the reason why all of these seemed so random compared to the next one is that the author just went on r/curatedtumblr and just took screenshots of random posts
*article says memes from tumbler* everyone: How dare they screenshot things from tumbler? I’m very picky about my titles because I’m way too bored. I hate bored panda and how repetitive it is but yet I use it everyday!
In case you were wondering, the reason why all of these seemed so random compared to the next one is that the author just went on r/curatedtumblr and just took screenshots of random posts
*article says memes from tumbler* everyone: How dare they screenshot things from tumbler? I’m very picky about my titles because I’m way too bored. I hate bored panda and how repetitive it is but yet I use it everyday!
