Humans are curious creatures and sometimes have more questions than answers. Over the centuries, however, we've accumulated quite a bit of knowledge. So if someone needs a quick fix of information, they can always open the Bible or an encyclopedia. Or Reddit. More and more people are turning to /r/AskReddit in search of the truth, and while the responses they get don't always seem scientifically sound, they're as hilarious as the funny questions themselves.
Want to know how to make friends? Best ask Reddit! Or what was ruined because too many people started doing it? Funny Reddit users will answer! If you're not afraid of slipping down the Reddit advice hole, check the compilation below at your own risk - you might get addicted to these top Reddit questions and answers quickly. So, scroll down to get the answers and upvote your favorites!
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Cracked me up so hard i got in trouble in class for laughing to loud and was getting a number of looks. This is so funny but so smart at the same time!
Nothing could be more true then this. Just do it if you are alone and want friends, true friends.
From a man to ladies: you might think the hints you give are very obvious, but they are not! And if you like a man, make the first step yourself. Don't get upset if a man doesn't get your "obvious" hints.
I once asked someone (A non-drinker), what would you possibly do, if you are way to much drunk, Response: I won't remember a thing I guess. Friends for life.
I feel like I'm in a foreign culture where everybody knows the customs, the language and how to interact but me, and I'm just here terrified I'm going to try to say something nice but end up calling someone's mother a whore.
Zimbabwean Dollars. 10 billion is surely going to require more than a briefcase in most other dollar currencies!
I do this with my daughter. I have successfully stopped 'dabbing' and 'flossing' in my house. I hope to progress to stopping her wearing inappropriate clothing when she is a teenager using the same techniques.
My favourite is (translated by me to English so sorry that it might sound like it): A man walks into the surgical ward in a hospital saying: "Hello, I think I'm a moth." A nurse replies: "I'm sorry, this is the surgical ward, psychiatry is on the third floor." "I know but you had the lights on."
Hahahaa.. omg.. that would definitely fck someone's head if you just started living with them.
My sister's cat suddenly seemed to get fatter overnight. We thought it was doing the above until one day we found it fighting with another cat - which looked exactly like it, but thinner. Things went 'click' and we realized we had been feeding an impostor who kept chasing my sister's actual cat off when he tried to come home. Smartest thing I've ever seen an animal do.
It's not a huge issue, but it does happen on every single plane I've been on. I personally find it rude and annoying, and tend to think it makes the unloading process last longer, because people block the aisles and make it so others can't get to their bags in the overhead bins. Plus, I don't understand why people think they're the only ones who want to stand. We all want to get off the plane as fast as possible, and to me it's weird to presume you deserve it more than others, or that your side of the aisle should be the one to clear out first.The last flight I took, the guy across the aisle was an immediate stander, and he hit me on the head with his bags 4 times, even though I told him he was hitting me after the first time.
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I didn't read that as evacuation at first go, hell awaits me for sure,
Plus, you're just standing there hunched over forever anyway...I mean, just sit and wait
One flight my husband and I decided to just wait and get off last. Just as we joined the massive queue for passport control they opened another passport gate and we were first through.
I just been on a plane for a couple of times and noticed that too. Some people can't wait for those who are in the nearest aisles from the door to stand and get off the plane before they proceed it's annoying since they are pushing and oblige you to make way for them to go through even if they get hit you, they just don't care. Have a private plane if that's the issue so that they can load and unload the plane as fast as they want.
Cause I've been stuffed into a seat that I'm too big for, for several hours and I just need to straighten out my knees before I lose my s**t.
You have a better chance of getting out faster it is stupid but it can work
... But what about everyone else? What if they want to stand, or reach their bags? What if they also have a medical condition? You likely are bothering someone, because now two people have to sit and try to stay out of your way while you block the aisle.
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The one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eaters....does anyone remember those being everywhere??? Nope...see
my primary school decided to take away the rubbish bins because they thought it would mean we would take our rubbish home but it just made us litter more
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