Humans are curious creatures and sometimes have more questions than answers. Over the centuries, however, we've accumulated quite a bit of knowledge. So if someone needs a quick fix of information, they can always open the Bible or an encyclopedia. Or Reddit. More and more people are turning to /r/AskReddit in search of the truth, and while the responses they get don't always seem scientifically sound, they're as hilarious as the funny questions themselves.

Want to know how to make friends? Best ask Reddit! Or what was ruined because too many people started doing it? Funny Reddit users will answer! If you're not afraid of slipping down the Reddit advice hole, check the compilation below at your own risk - you might get addicted to these top Reddit questions and answers quickly. So, scroll down to get the answers and upvote your favorites!

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swarmleader Report

Randy Inbred 1 year ago

He sounds GREAT!

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SATexas1 Report

Bella Smith 1 year ago

so true (coughs) Donald trump...

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Titanosaurus Report

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merlthedog944 Report

Bella Smith 1 year ago

Cracked me up so hard i got in trouble in class for laughing to loud and was getting a number of looks. This is so funny but so smart at the same time!

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McGician Report

boredhuman 1 year ago

Squirted coffee on my monitor from laughing

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kolpy99 Report

Hans 1 year ago

I believe this must be pounds, and then it would be 135 kgs to 81 kgs. Does not sound bad!

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argf00 Report

Hope Floats 1 year ago

I could quite happily live my entire life without any other human contact..Seriously!

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MrMapleBar Report

Ladies and Gentlemen 1 year ago

Nothing could be more true then this. Just do it if you are alone and want friends, true friends.

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srrythtusrnmeistken Report

Pandykinz 1 year ago

Way to take one for the team!

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SamCropper Report

Hans 1 year ago

The world in 2018 with poverty, wars, no actions against pollution, etc. etc., i.e. mankind having all the means but not the will to enable everyone, in particularly future generations, in having a good life.

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Falstaffe Report

Daria B 1 year ago

Dreadpool

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optml Report

Pamela24 1 year ago

Oh, that's mean!

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DrSquigglesMcDiggles Report

Pamela24 1 year ago

Wow! :D Where do you people find time to think about this!

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ironmanwannabegirl Report

boredhuman 1 year ago

From a man to ladies: you might think the hints you give are very obvious, but they are not! And if you like a man, make the first step yourself. Don't get upset if a man doesn't get your "obvious" hints.

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Koboldoid Report

Hans 1 year ago

What a horrible thought, and what a waste for that room. I would turn it into a cozy area to play video games that I do not have time for, read the books I always wanted to read, and spend time with loved-ones when days are too stressful.

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ghegi Report

Cassie 1 year ago

An experiment was recently completed that shows that particles can change upon observation, so this may not be so far fetched after all.

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justtosubscribe Report

Bella Smith 1 year ago

UMM dont worry im sure thats normal

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VeeBeeEll Report

Pamela24 1 year ago

I'd get really mad at myself for not having the apartment clean. And also have to resist the urge to kiss him.

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Lamontc Report

Daria B 1 year ago

But if it's obbligatory, make that test be free of charge, or at least, discounted.

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Low_town_tall_order Report

Pamela24 1 year ago

Tomatoes, I suspect.

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iamworsethanyou Report

Randy Inbred 1 year ago

This is happening right now!!!!

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drleeisinsurgery Report

boredhuman 1 year ago

Julia Roberts would be perfect the Hollywood adaption of this story.

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waterboatman Report

Randy Inbred 1 year ago

When logic is both a winner and a loser!

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BICEPSUPREME Report

Hans 1 year ago

R.I.P.

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Bl4nkface Report

Ladies and Gentlemen 1 year ago

I once asked someone (A non-drinker), what would you possibly do, if you are way to much drunk, Response: I won't remember a thing I guess. Friends for life.

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hinklesauce Report

Smoofy 1 year ago

This is 100% true

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Erudite_Delirium Report

CelSlade 1 year ago

Female orgasm

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sickparadise Report

Bella Smith 1 year ago

stop stop no really seriously wait my god

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pjabrony Report

birdhouse 1 year ago

Columbus, every time the Flat Earthers open their mouths.

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aeriat Report

Nadja Lambacher 1 year ago

Well done!

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Paintap Report

Randy Inbred 1 year ago

Start reading the instruction manuals

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Baconlightning Report

Rafaella Bueno 1 year ago

I feel like I'm in a foreign culture where everybody knows the customs, the language and how to interact but me, and I'm just here terrified I'm going to try to say something nice but end up calling someone's mother a whore.

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excusememoi Report

Ben S. 1 year ago

Snort coke.

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HowAmIGonnaGetAName Report

GiantSpaceTiger 1 year ago

Zimbabwean Dollars. 10 billion is surely going to require more than a briefcase in most other dollar currencies!

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rutrut1 Report

Hans 1 year ago

Wow...that could have gone really wrong.

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reddit.com Report

Grumble o'Pug 1 year ago

Matches: Might Light

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32BitLongSucks Report

Hans 1 year ago

Birthday bl...what?

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WagnersWorkshop Report

Randy Inbred 1 year ago

I do this with my daughter. I have successfully stopped 'dabbing' and 'flossing' in my house. I hope to progress to stopping her wearing inappropriate clothing when she is a teenager using the same techniques.

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stevediperna Report

Grumble o'Pug 1 year ago

LMAO!!!!!

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Dave-Stark Report

Pamela24 1 year ago

My favourite is (translated by me to English so sorry that it might sound like it): A man walks into the surgical ward in a hospital saying: "Hello, I think I'm a moth." A nurse replies: "I'm sorry, this is the surgical ward, psychiatry is on the third floor." "I know but you had the lights on."

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cninamon Report

Daria B 1 year ago

A fellow Croatian passenger approached me in English in the plane last time and I answered back in English because I couldn't know either. Until the moment he spoke to the flight attendant

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DoorwayNinja Report

Leah Curtis 1 year ago

awwww

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jakeruinseverything Report

Richard 1 year ago

I think it would be fun to read all the answers first and the question only at the end.

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Yoursistersrosebud Report

Master Markus 1 year ago

Paper cut?

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Jordan1719 Report

Ladies and Gentlemen 1 year ago

Hahahaa.. omg.. that would definitely fck someone's head if you just started living with them.

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meltedlaundry Report

CelSlade 1 year ago

My sister's cat suddenly seemed to get fatter overnight. We thought it was doing the above until one day we found it fighting with another cat - which looked exactly like it, but thinner. Things went 'click' and we realized we had been feeding an impostor who kept chasing my sister's actual cat off when he tried to come home. Smartest thing I've ever seen an animal do.

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kshitij_meets Report

birdhouse 1 year ago

I've never been on a plan. Is this a big issue?

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terrificshitdotcom Report

Jessica Gunn 1 year ago

The one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eaters....does anyone remember those being everywhere??? Nope...see

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fdtc_skolar Report

Ruby MacLeod 1 year ago

my primary school decided to take away the rubbish bins because they thought it would mean we would take our rubbish home but it just made us litter more

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eboody Report

Kjorn 1 year ago

USA autorised all sort of gun in their country but not Toys-Kinder chocolate

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-LifeOnHardMode- Report

Richard 1 year ago

Thats not true! I'm writing in an e-mail-friendship with 20 of them!

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user9394 Report

Nicole Matthews 1 year ago

I'm looking forward to the look on Sam's face when I buy a $2 million house and he realizes what he's going to be doing for the next year or so.

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SamWillsy Report

Jessica Gunn 1 year ago

Restaurant staff that spit in your food....very rare, people think it's common

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captainmagictrousers Report

birdhouse 1 year ago

Might be some over time = you will work every weekend

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IbroHI Report

Dowbo 1 year ago

This is currently number 174 and it's the first I properly laughed at!

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throtic Report

YvanP 1 year ago

Undertaker, everybody dies.

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Namffohcl Report

MissNiki Hartman 1 year ago

Social anxiety at it's finest. 👏

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Simmons_Teresa Report

Grumble o'Pug 1 year ago

this should be higher

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reddit.com Report

GiantSpaceTiger 1 year ago

Xeno would agree.

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AbbasKubaba Report

Ladies and Gentlemen 1 year ago

Third Degree burn right there.

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EveryDayRay Report

Rafaella Bueno 1 year ago

Not telling people what you really think of them for the sake of being "polite". I wouldn't need to be so scared of being that annoying person everyone secretly hates but just puts up with if I knew people would just tell me if I was bothering them. Would save both our times and make for an actually pleasant interaction.

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PanicAtTheMetro Report

Pamela24 1 year ago

Pisa, Italy. But it was in 2002 so I honestly believe it has changed since then.

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talkinglama Report

Leah Curtis 1 year ago

my great great great great grandparents came here by choice

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ConroyVanVonvolkvan Report

Rafaella Bueno 1 year ago

Having a product that has quantity like food, drinks or cosmetics, have a big, medium and small sizes, and making the difference in price between the big and the medium considerably smaller than between medium and small so that people will always buy the big, even when they definitely don't really need or want that much, since it's a "much better deal".

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hypoferramia Report

kaylyn 1 year ago

0-0.....*spits water on computer* -_- touché touché *slow claps*

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Nikmi Report

Jocelyn Dae 1 year ago

My sister Brooke did this with chocolate chip cookies. She was babysitting for my other sister Shelly who lived above the business they owned. All ingredients were bought in bulk, & were not labeled. Brooke never baked again without tasting both the sugar & the salt.

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sgursel Report

mbergen 1 year ago

All Dads have those kinda funny @sshole thoughts. I used to want to sneak into my oldest sons room, late at night while he was sleeping, with two flashlights, turn them on and scream 'TRUCK!!'. Sadly I was never allowed and now he's bigger than I am :-)

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PonyPinatas Report

Jörg Zingler 1 year ago

There are loads of blondes in Spain though......

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BustyChicken Report

Gabby D 1 year ago

I had my baby 5minute after my water broke. I was in hospital. Unfortunately I was locked in the bathroom at the time. Long story short, I ended up delivering my own baby while about 10 midwives were trying to break the door down. They burst in, with one marine crawling across the floor, to find me holding my son and grinning like an idiot. I don't think I'm allowed to write what nickname my friends gave me after that!

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Faress21 Report

Thomas Kolev 1 year ago

"Fifty Shades of Grey" by Chuck Palahniuk

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EldeederSFW Report

Jessica Gunn 1 year ago

I didn't know this kind of stupidity existed ...guess I'm lucky

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BearsBirdsBooks Report

Randy Inbred 1 year ago

My dad. He died 8 years ago and I still miss him.

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sharrrp Report

Dnelle1972 1 year ago

I think that's called the Hunger Games...

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dewayneestes Report

Ben S. 1 year ago

"I think heaven's missing an angel...and you should get your ass back there right now."

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Lethal_Neutrino Report

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Zerole00 Report

Justina Garlaitė 1 year ago

well, if a person is killed by a landmine, how many organs there is left to donate?

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unusuallyuglyoctopus Report

Nicole Matthews 1 year ago

Put it on eBay in France.

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2cool4life Report

Randy Inbred 1 year ago

Finished jerking off before grandma walked into my room...

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