Humans are curious creatures and sometimes have more questions than answers. Over the centuries, however, we've accumulated quite a bit of knowledge. So if someone needs a quick fix of information, they can always open the Bible or an encyclopedia. Or Reddit. More and more people are turning to /r/AskReddit in search of the truth, and while the responses they get don't always seem scientifically sound, they're as hilarious as the funny questions themselves.
Want to know how to make friends? Best ask Reddit! Or what was ruined because too many people started doing it? Funny Reddit users will answer! If you're not afraid of slipping down the Reddit advice hole, check the compilation below at your own risk - you might get addicted to these top Reddit questions and answers quickly. So, scroll down to get the answers and upvote your favorites!
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Cracked me up so hard i got in trouble in class for laughing to loud and was getting a number of looks. This is so funny but so smart at the same time!
Nothing could be more true then this. Just do it if you are alone and want friends, true friends.
True, but you don't have to be alone to find a true friend (who is also furry!)
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My therapist is my cat who never stop judging me when i told them my problems...
I did this 4 years ago and now I'm the proud owner of a beautiful warm loving affectionate funny loving loyal Border Collie called Shilo. He is my best friend. I love him more than any human. And I certainly trust him more than any human. DOGS ARE THE BEST.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Adopted my little boy almost 2 years ago. He's a real Mama's boy, and spoiled rotten.
Edit: Lost my boy Sept 2021. Broke my heart. He was 12.
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I adopted both my Newfoundlands and they were indeed my best friends, especially myfirst one, a female. She once saved my life, so defintely best mates after that.
Adopt a Spanish greyhound. You'll be lucky if you can still get out of the house without someone starting a conversation with you.
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Get a dog. You will have to walk it. You will meet other dogs and dog walkers. Your dog will sniff doggy butt. You will exchange looks of mutual understanding with fellow dog-owners. Eventually you will exchange greetings. Then small talk. Ask about vets/groomers/dog parks/dog beaches. Invite them and their dog to meet you and your dog at a dog park for a doggy play-date.
Animals, especially the ones you rescue truly are the best friends :)
and then it dies, you cry for a week, swear never to get another pet again, and rinse and repeat
Okay, I agree to a point, but my cat can't discuss her opinions on JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
From a man to ladies: you might think the hints you give are very obvious, but they are not! And if you like a man, make the first step yourself. Don't get upset if a man doesn't get your "obvious" hints.
I once asked someone (A non-drinker), what would you possibly do, if you are way to much drunk, Response: I won't remember a thing I guess. Friends for life.
I feel like I'm in a foreign culture where everybody knows the customs, the language and how to interact but me, and I'm just here terrified I'm going to try to say something nice but end up calling someone's mother a whore.
Zimbabwean Dollars. 10 billion is surely going to require more than a briefcase in most other dollar currencies!
I do this with my daughter. I have successfully stopped 'dabbing' and 'flossing' in my house. I hope to progress to stopping her wearing inappropriate clothing when she is a teenager using the same techniques.
My favourite is (translated by me to English so sorry that it might sound like it): A man walks into the surgical ward in a hospital saying: "Hello, I think I'm a moth." A nurse replies: "I'm sorry, this is the surgical ward, psychiatry is on the third floor." "I know but you had the lights on."
Hahahaa.. omg.. that would definitely fck someone's head if you just started living with them.
My sister's cat suddenly seemed to get fatter overnight. We thought it was doing the above until one day we found it fighting with another cat - which looked exactly like it, but thinner. Things went 'click' and we realized we had been feeding an impostor who kept chasing my sister's actual cat off when he tried to come home. Smartest thing I've ever seen an animal do.
The one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eaters....does anyone remember those being everywhere??? Nope...see
my primary school decided to take away the rubbish bins because they thought it would mean we would take our rubbish home but it just made us litter more
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