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From fossilized feces to barf bags, it's no secret that we, humans, are weird and like to collect things that are even weirder. Still, though, how many bizarre-o-bedroom connoisseurs have you met before?

If you're wondering what we're on about, we are talking about the one and only Bedrooms With Threatening Auras community, dedicated to collecting cursed bedrooms. And while some of these designs look like they’d transport us into a Twin Peaks-esque nightmare, with almost 49,000 members, the appeal of such an attraction is undeniable.

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JuJu
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I take it. It's fantastic. You can be a princess or an ancient vampire.

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As legend has it, the Bedrooms With Threatening Auras group emerged in October 2020 and has since flourished, amassing a community of 48,617 members so far. The group welcomes individuals from all walks of life who are interested in sharing images of exceptionally dreadful bedrooms - a colorful addition to the already vast family of 'cursed' things, ranging from cursed commodes to t-shirts.

The Bedrooms With Threatening Auras group garnered its success by refusing to tiptoe around its content for newcomers. As soon as you enter, the first and paramount rule clarifies the group's purpose: "It's called 'Bedrooms with Threatening Auras,' not 'Pleasant bedrooms from Google'." Unsurprisingly, their content might not be for the faint of heart.

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    Teutonic Disaster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that square footage and you'd still end up right at the edge if your dog slept in there with you.

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    In order to learn what it takes for our own bedrooms to not appear on one of these lists, Bored Panda reached out to Lisa Gilmore, an award-winning interior designer, who was happy to list the deadly interior sins people commit when planning out their bedrooms.

    According to her, choosing a rug that's too tiny for your bedroom is a big no. "A general rule is to have your area rug at least as wide as the total distance of your bed, plus your nightstands, then to extend out from the footboard at least 12 inches," Gilmore explained in an email. "You don't want a rug that is out of scale for the room, an area rug is a great tool to ground a space and make it feel more comfortable. It's also a trick for making the room feel bigger too!"

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two old ladies who are sisters and never married but have a lot of opinions about who that young lady across the street should marry. Also tea. They have strong opinions about tea as well

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    Speaking about that Twin Peaks color palette (an average bedroom consumer will most likely try to steer as far away as possible), Gilmore suggests going with a color or a combination of some that are closest to your heart. "I always suggest people pick colors or patterns in their spaces that they truly love, if you follow your heart with those two items, you likely can't really go wrong."

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    Animelover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh ……. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you get those scars? Bad auto accident? No, I had to pee a 3 AM and slipped getting out of bed.

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you being too b-oyster-ous? If so, you could have avoided this clam-ity.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "All I did was go to bed, and I woke up with Clamydia!"

    Jayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where would one even buy bedsheets for this kind of bed?

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma Pearl loves her bed.

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see some pretty gal laying there in a mermaid costume with a big pearl she’s keeping guard over

    PotatoNinja5000
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had that much room and money, you betcha I'd be buying this.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What triggers it to snap closed ?

    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An obvious allusion to "The Birth of Venus" by Sandro Botticelli 5227ebb1-5...-Venus.jpg 5227ebb1-59f6-4fbf-a2a6-24c7a575cb9b_Beige-Pornhub-Nudes-Museum-Botticelli-Venus.jpg

    HisseeFit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Botticelli's birth of Venus vibes

    Caroline Kimber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine stubbing your toe on that bed frame in the night? OUCHIES.

    J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this bed but being clumsy and accident prone, I would never risk it!

    nia not long
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one episode of courage the cowardly dog when that sea witch thing tried to eat Eustace

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This bed is hideous and, I can only assume, uncomfortable, but if that wasn't enough they had to go and wrap the whole thing in tin foil!!

    Cooking Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won't be able to sleep worrying that the clam shells would shut close while i'm asleep

    Amy T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More poor toes. You know how you sit on the edge of the bed generally as you're getting in and out of it? Poor butt.

    Orionpax75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds of the bed in the wizards castle in conan the destroyer

    LoonTunes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one should be mine.

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early Las Vegas or the Poconos.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The top doesn’t even match the bottom!

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the prom theme from back to the future.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For extra privacy, the top shell comes down.

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nine-year-old me would have loved this bed.

    Nay Wilson
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like this one. It’s giving off ‘mermaid from under the sea’ vibes 🙂 I wonder if this is what Ariel used to sleep in before she came to land?

    Pandora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd say that this is a nice *chuckles* clamshell design.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it look like it’s on some kind of stage? Was it a bed beauty pageant?

    Elmo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you shrink it it could be a doggy bed

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    She also adds that if choosing a color mix is too much of a commitment for your nerves - it's not like we spend one-third of our lives sleeping, right? - you can always rely on a monochromatic palette. "It could be a room with varying shades of white, but you don't have to be limited there, varying shades of blue, green or pink could also be really lovely for a bedroom," Gilmore said.

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    Of course, you should always consider that some interior design choices, like zebra print rugs or sliding barn doors, won't age that well. Not that we're asking you to turn to an 8-ball for those interior design future predictions. According to Gilmore, however, using pendant lights instead of your regular nightstand lamp is a pretty trendy trick that can "add some visual interest" to your bedroom design.

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    This couple has 444 Christmas trees in their house.

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    DrumKat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m assuming they don’t own any dogs…

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    While we, at Bored Panda, could be giving you interior design tips all day long, there's a special guest we'd like to introduce you to - Sylvia Black, a member of the US Navy, who is also proud to serve the Bedrooms With Threatening Auras community as its main admin.

    According to her, it began as a spin-off group after Black's main page Bathrooms with Threatening Auras started receiving cursed bedroom submissions.

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    "After talking about it with my moderators, we decided to do a few spin-off groups," Black explained in a Facebook message sent through her partner, Devin Black, who also helps to keep the community on track. Today, you can find Sylvia's touch of 'curse' in all parts of "the house", starting from the bedroom, going all the way to the kitchen. 

    While one might imagine that most community members are in it for kicks and giggles, Black points out that the reality can be quite different. "You'd be surprised how quickly people can really attack each other over opinions on the bedroom in the picture. People will really project a lot of personal and political beliefs on a picture of a bedroom, and the picture could literally just be a dirty bedroom, or a bed on the side of a cliff in some exotic hotel." 

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    Sian Edwards
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here we have the 1960s floral print style br*thel with added taffeta/crimplene combination.

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    However, we can't be the only ones who wonder why we are drawn to haunted bedrooms, lavatories, and kitchens repeatedly. What makes this type of content so captivating? According to Black, it all boils down to the element of shock. 

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    Kathleen McGann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fond on Republicans I see. But no one since Nixon. I guess it's not child abuse then. Still some questionable choices for heroes.

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    "People love to look at something incredible or scary and say 'I would never...' and send it to their friends," she said, "but I think people stay for the community. People really get into sharing pictures they've seen themselves and looking at new ones [they get in return]." A bit like trading Pokémon cards, then, if they came from Stranger Things' The Upside Down dimension. 

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    CT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ugly, but everything is included (plenty of storage, built-in fan, TV)

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    Since she's the OG aficionado of cursed bedrooms, we couldn't miss the chance to ask Sylvia what gives all of these bedrooms the 'threatening aura' stamp of approval. "It can't be just a dirty room or just a creepy room - sometimes it's a little of both. It's a vibe," she explained. "I can't describe every type of 'Threatening Aura' of a room, but you know it when you see it!"

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    Mariana Rúbio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spiders will be having a field day on this one

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    Sian Edwards
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the 1970s velour br*thel look. (I've censored it in case BP has a meltdown).

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    Lorrie Rothstein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake

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    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one ... and I mean no one ... should ever have a black light in their bedroom.

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    Sandy D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crashing with family or friends. It happens

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    Cate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that wall covering? The bed in the cubby doesn't bother me as much as the decor.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this must be that 'bonus room' the realtor was talking about.

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    I am the problem (she/they
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Six little angels all dressed in white tryin to get to heaven on the end o' a kite, kite string broke an' down they all fell 'stead of goin' to heaven they went to-

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    Libstak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apart from that statue this is perfect

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    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know what that print resembles, and it’s not the body of a cow

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The neighbors were so distracted by the poor taste they never thought to ask where Grandma went.

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be the bedding for that other post with 100 crosses on the wall

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different styles of beds, different bedding... sort of looks like they went by value village or goodwill and just bought whatever. And that nightstand thing has vibes of an old arcade game cabinet repurposed.

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plastic over fiberglass insulation. classy.

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    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this just how hostels are though sometimes?

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fighting bathroom mildew by adding more ventilation.

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    Rwby Couch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one isn't too bad... I just feel like the green walls don't look that good with the wood decor.

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    John Louis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this where Game of Throne Characters Sleep?

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