“I’m Not Tattoo-Shaming, But I’m Tattoo-Sorry You Gotta Deal With… That”: 50 Of The Worst Tattoos (New Pics)
It’s safe to say that the undo function is an absolute lifesaver. You know, the CTRL+Z (Command+Z if you’re an Apple person) thing. The only other true contender to the throne of computational significance is the save function.
Alas, some things just can’t be undone. Like tattoos. And while laser removal is a thing—a rather effective thing, actually—you can’t run away from the time, money, and potential shame you had to deal with throughout the entire process.
At least the silver lining is that folks can laugh about it. There’s actually a dedicated place for that on Facebook. Yep, a group called I'm not tattoo-shaming, but I'm tattoo-sorry you gotta deal with...that.
Bored Panda also got in touch with tattoo artist Pat Fish to talk about all things tattoos, including some helpful insights for those who want a tattoo or two (or twelve), so be sure to read on!
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I think the ear is the mistake, not the tattoo. You have to keep them like that forever, right?
They shrink somewhat when you stop wearing tunnel plugs, but yes, they will never be the same, especially when it comes to bigger ones. Though, I know a person who had 1,5 inch diameter ones and after few years they shrank *almost* to the point where they're no longer visible.
Load More Replies...🎶 🎵 We can’t return we can only look behind from where we came, and go round and round and round in the circle game 🎵🎶
C'mon this is a great idea and great execution. How come this is here?
Because that little piggy stayed at home - the big toe went to market
Load More Replies...As a child, I truly thought that meant that the little piggy was gone grocery shopping.🫤
Are we down voting for the ones we like/love? This one is hilarious!!! I'd probably steal this idea for a tattoo! When I became disabled, I have crutches and calipers? Yes, it was hard at first but one of my favourite T-shirts says - "In my defence I was left unsupervised" 😁
With fine lines like these, on hands, and how delicate it looks, they would never last. You'd have to have these redone frequently
Load More Replies...So, I'm not tattoo-shaming, but I'm tattoo-sorry you gotta deal with...that is a free-to-join public group that’s all about bad tattoo art. How bad? You can be the judge of that, but let’s just say they range from "OK, I kinda get it (but that's about it)" to "this is just flat out criminal".
As of this listicle, the group is home to nearly 149,000 members. The whole idea behind the group is to just have fun, and it is by no means a tattoo validation group. If someone does end up getting into a roasty toasty mood and going to town on a design, it’s not really frowned upon. Within reason, of course.
If this would have been done on the spine, that would have been a masterpiece tattoo. It's cool, but not anatomically correct.
Load More Replies...I love this, even though anatomically it's not even similar to a human, it kind of looks like dragon, scales, or snake or something like that very HR Geiger vibes and original I'm sure
Mom found my sister with Metallica album as a kid (yes it was a long time ago). She briefly listened and took the CD. Told my sister I don't want you listening to this "Metal Lick A" album.
This is the guy who's got the "It's is my life - Jon Bovi" tattoo, he's got a few of these.
I wonder how many people have no idea that that's a lawnmower, though. I don't think I've seen a manual for 45 years.
His got a great sense of humor and therefor it makes this tattoo really awesome!!
Maybe an upgrade to a robotic lawnmower will be the next thing 😋
So, what is a “bad tattoo”? For some, it might be a mere issue of taste, but it’s things like skill and artistic aptitude that have a direct impact on how well a tattoo will turn out. And that correlates with money.
Tattoo artist Pat Fish, who brings the art of Celtic culture and symbolism to life on skin, elaborated on this:
“Unfortunately, if price is the first consideration, the result may be sub-par,” elaborates Pat. “The resulting tattoo may have shaky lines, the tattooist may get lost in the pattern and put lines where they ought not to be, or the novice apprentice may give it their best which is not yet adequate.”
Well, this list is about bad tattoo designs, so... are we supposed to upvote a tattoo if we agree that it's really awful and downvote the ones that are actually good?
Load More Replies...Sort of like animals that evolve faces on their back to throw off predators. Pretty common in arthropods IIRC.
Think about it. Do they really? How do they decide to do that? We can't make the decision to make our improvements and neither can anything else. It's just down to chance.
Load More Replies...I swear I saw this frickin dude in person. There can't be that many dudes with ugly faces on the back of their head right? Family and I were in one booth at a diner and he was in the next booth, with the face on the back of his head watching me.
That looks like my neighbor Mike. Like- his real face. Thought it was him for a moment.
My mom always told me she had eyes in the back of her head. I don't think this was what she meant.
If you want to get yourself a tattoo and not end up on the aforementioned Facebook page as a textbook example of a crime against the arts, there are several things to consider.
At the very least, do your homework, i.e. research designs, shops, artists, all that jazz, and make a firm decision. Brace yourself as this is quite literally a 'you get what you pay for' deal.
Also, make sure you’re comfortable with this, understand that it’s a personal choice, and take your time. It’s a serious decision. Even something as simple as starting small can go a long way.
Only for those people who can't grasp the 24 hours time concept.
Load More Replies...I knew I wouldn't agree with them. Came to see interesting tattoos
Load More Replies...Hold on OP <3 I use the 24 hour clock myself, but to each their own, the meaning is there
Yes! Scrolled too far to find this comment. The 11:59 didn't bother me as much as the flipped WILL
Load More Replies...Wow. I’m simply amazed his hair grows like that on his tricep. Perhaps troll doll worthy
Right? I mean, if he's going to keep that weird patch of hair, which is obviously his right bc it's his body, at least he's honoring it?
Load More Replies...Honestly this is a win if his hair grows like that naturally.
It's clever, but it is also a creepy naked doll forever staring out from your skin.
Well, the person could always get clothes tattooed on it.
Load More Replies...“When a trend comes along, like outlining in color, or doing an entire tattoo in color without any black defining lines, the result is guaranteed to age poorly,” explained Pat.
“Tattoo artists know this, but when a potential client insists many will go ahead and bow to the economics of money in hand and go ahead and do a tattoo that will look lovely the day it is done, but will blur over time. People see something they want to copy on the internet and they do not want to listen to their local tattooist who understands the technical limitations of the medium.”
“This applies equally to questions of scale. If they see a photo of a backpiece TikTokTat and ask to copy it on their wrist the artist should be honest and say that level of detail cannot be done in a reduced size. But again, many will say they can do it with a poor result.”
Shoulda NOT done it. The message is good, the intention lovely, but think before you ink !
Load More Replies...High socks on days you identify as right wing, low socks when identifying as left wing?
I said naively before I saw some of the others. I was faced with a plethora of really really bad tattoos.
Load More Replies...Why the F would you let someone do that to you??? Obviously this wasn't done by a real tattoo artist lol so just why?
Yes, he has a very hawkish face even before the tattoo. Pretty sure his nickname is Hawk
Load More Replies...Fun fact, the way tattooing works is a very stabby needle enters the second layer of the skin, called the dermis, and then it leaves some ink there. This triggers the immune system—this is normal, after all, ink is a foreign object in the eyes of the body—and then essentially makes sure that the ink doesn’t spread.
Under normal circumstances, the immune system would attack viruses and bacteria by quite literally engulfing them. But with ink, since it can’t effectively dispose of it—it’s not an organic creature—it instead contains it so it doesn’t spill out further while trying its best to dissolve it.
The white cell in charge of this process ultimately dies and another comes in to replace it, slowly breaking the ink down. But that happens extremely slowly, hence the tattooed image sticks around on your body for quite a while and is by all means permanent. Unless you’re an eternal, like a vampire. Then everything is temporary.
maybe he actually went around the world and is a really big Daft punk fan?
Load More Replies...Can confirm, those are the exact lyrics. Just google "lyrics daft punk around the world"
Hahaha. Exactly. For all, who do not know Brenda's guy: (Or maybe not Brenda's guy, who knows:) he has Brenda written in all kinds of font types and font sizes on his rather broad back. Edit: Or, as I just saw while scrolling down, you well meet him here, eventually.
Load More Replies...What's going on here is he volunteered to be a skinsack for someone who was practicing different fonts while they apprenticeshiped at a shop. For some people, free ink is free ink.
They should have stuck with the classic A quick red fox jumped over the lazy brown dog. Practice all the letters
Load More Replies...How to say you have stalker tendencies without saying you have stalker tendencies.
A little bit of Brenda on my back... A little bit of Branda to my crack...
Probably when the artist started on the third Brenda.
Load More Replies...Now, when we say tattoos are permanent, that’s not entirely true. Besides letting it fade out (again, if you’re an immortal), lasers (the bzz bzz ones, not the pew pew ones) have been proven to be one of the safest and most effective ways of removing tattoos. Not without its flaws, though.
“ALL the methods of removal leave a scar, and in most cases you can even tell what the old tattoo was,” explains Pat. “The ink is deep enough that for full removal the only sure way to get rid of it is to cut away all the skin. MUCH preferred is to go to a competent artist who can design and implement a cover-up tattoo, so the skin remains healthy and the new design completely obliterates the one that did not meet expectations.”
I hate it when those sprinkles melt and leave a stain on everything.
Load More Replies...I love tattoos, I have tattoos, but on the face I’m always anxious about. 5 minutes of makeup would do the same job and you don’t have to risk regretting it.
I wouldn't do this, but 5 minutes of makeup will also cover these if needed, and they're probably going to fade a lot anyway. There are worse choices to make.
Load More Replies...Well Deborah, when a man and his hand love each other very much...
Load More Replies...I dunno... never had a tattoo, but don't they do a sketch of the art on paper or something first so you can see what it'll look like? that's bloody AWFUL in every way it's possible to be bad
You’ve seen a tiger before, right?…Oh yes, yes, yes, yessssssss…
Depending on the complexity, size and a number of other artistic and physical factors, getting a tattoo can take anywhere between a few hours to several months to complete. But that's just one part of the challenge. Besides you, there's also the tattoo artist who takes on a great deal of work. Remember when we said you gotta do your research? Yeah, synergy and vibe also matter.
“Being an artist, the ego gets involved, so it is important to keep in mind that the client is trusting you to do your best and create for them something they will be proud of for the rest of their life. That should be humbling, and an exciting challenge,” added Pat.
Oh thank god I wasn't the only person to be wondering about that...
Load More Replies..."You shall not make any gashes in your flesh for the dead or tattoo any marks upon you: I am the LORD.” - Leviticus 19:28
According to Leviticus everyone is sinning
Load More Replies...I was trying to work out what was with the “ghost lips” but then realised it’s a little roll of fat at the back of his head.
Leviticus 19:28 You shall not make gashes in your flesh for the dead, or incise any marks upon yourself.
Alright, you got a chuckle out if me. Upvoted! Well said, lol
Load More Replies...Same, I don't follow that church, but that is really well done.
Load More Replies...You win the comments section today for that one, in my books.
Load More Replies...while I don't care for religious tattoos, the perspective on this is amazing. this is amazing artwork.
Pat concluded: “The most important thing I’ll say is that walking into a studio with a photo on your phone and demanding a low bid to replicate it will start off the encounter poorly. Far better to look online for portfolios of tattooists whose work you like, then bring them several ideas and photos of tattoos you like and ask them to create something ORIGINAL for you. If you want an artist’s best work, give them room to be creative. You’ll get a result you can be proud to wear.”
Cool in the sense you wish it on nobody you know?
Load More Replies...That's pretty awesome. Though, I'd like to see it from other angles...
Alopecia, she doesn't have eyebrows or lashes which is more associated with alopecia than chemo
Load More Replies...I am so impressed with the artist who did thus. Hate the tattoo itself but d@mn that's some good work
This would be sweet colored in, but it also looks cool this way. I love head tattoos. This is ballsy and cute at the same time.
To the person saying chemo doesn't take eyelashes and eyebrows- wrong. Source? My baldness and lost eyelashes and eyebrows while on chemo as well as the other patients in chemo with me. It can take every last hair on your body.
Probably a skater punk who would drink a pint of whatever liquid you put in front of him for a free tattoo.
Went to an estate sale, and there was a GIANT, plug into the wall, vibrating one of these. Told a buddy about how funny it was amongst all the religious kitsch. He asked the address, and it was his recently deceased grandma's house. He had arranged the sale, but didn't have the heart to see her belongings being sold. It was a definite 'oh my' moment.
Is that a thing or did I make it up? Candyland, right?
Load More Replies...If you’re not yet tired of scrolling, please continue as there is more fun to be had. But if you’re like me and want to plan ahead, be sure to check out more from Pat on their website, as well as their Pinterest, Instagram and RedBubble.
You can also take a peek our previous list of very oof tattoos. And if that isn’t enough, why not check out the Facebook group?
But before you do that, be sure to share your take on tattoos, stories of tattoos gone wrong (or gone right!), and take part in the discussion in the comment section below!
The fish body is based off the fish from the book "The Rainbow Fish" in which the fish was very glittery and vain. The human head is based off Edward from "Twilight" and the words at the bottom are a play on the quote "this is the skin of a killer, Bella." Which Edward says (he's a vampire and has sparkly skin or whatever). It's a very memed quote and you can find it with a quick Google search :)
Load More Replies...No it's not. That's a quote from Twilight. It's supposed to be Edward.
Load More Replies...C'mon Björn...You will create national embarrasment in Sweden and the day of your demise will be declared a national holiday by parliament...🙋🏾♂️
If I was a tattoo artists, I'd refuse to do face, head or neck tattoos. I know customers are doing it of their own free will, but it still seems a bit... exploitative
do you think he knows that is a barber pole and not an american flag on his nose???
Yes. Elaborate coiffures were often a part of the Teddy Boy aesthetic.
Load More Replies...The really bad part is the amount of nude women tattooed ON HIS FACE
So many bad life choices - but why oh why the barber's pole? It makes the rest of it seem almost sensible
How do you have a cross, Jesus and an upside down cross?? And a SWASTIKA? There's nothing good about a swastika
It was around for millennia before being appropriated by a bunch of Bavarian dirtbags in the 1920s, and I don't think there was any rule that the arms had to face the way we usually see them. As for the upside down cross, maybe the guy with the beard is Geezer Butler
Load More Replies...Anarchy "A" symbol and authoritarian/fascist Nazi symbol? Cross and Jesus and upside down cross? What is happening
Got strong "The Thing" vibes with this one. Kill it ! Kill it with fire !
Dude! My thought exactly. John Carpenter did this tattoo.
Load More Replies...Oh, my! That one is really bad. Half dog, half person. Should have saved his money and got two tattoos.
I've heard of people getting eyebrows tattooed one when theirs fall out (either from a medical condition or treatment that causes hair loss)... though I can't say I've seen it done with a full head of hair. That's gotta be some of the worst pain anybody can go through.
Eyebrows are perfectly normal imo... this seems like he needed a therapist, instead of tattooed hair.
Load More Replies...Whoaw... done by a butcher by the look of it... My god, so much skin damage...
Might be intentional, scarification sets you apart from the plebs with their tramp stamps etc?
Load More Replies...Looks like a super serious coverup. From the looks of it he either had something awful, or lost a lot of weight and wanted to cover his distorted art
I was going to say something similar to that. Pure black, aside from an image, is usually a surefire sign of a coverup.
Load More Replies...I was wondering this myself.. I assume (and not that I'm right) that he got his right side done first and the hair has since grown back and he has just recently gotten his left side done.
Load More Replies...I cannot even imagine the pain of having your nipples tattooed. This had to hurt.
I've never heard that phrase. Interesting! I'm curious what happens when he gets older and gains weight
Load More Replies...Is the giant hand erasing the world? Dusting it? Or is the duster another hand and its clapping?
That tattoo is going to cost you $2000…Are you kidding? My friend said he could do it for $50!
I'm thinking his little brother or daughter or nibling or etc drew it?
I should have said sibling, nibling, or child. Trying to degender my language
Load More Replies...HEY! Omg is that Eliza's dad from The Wild Thornberry's????? I LOVED that show!
Pidgey just needs one of the iconic, Greek "coffee to go" cups to kick it up to "epic"
Ya ever see a picture of a dude and can instantly tell his views on immigration?
Oh yeah....you can just feel the "Love Vibes" coming off this....this....um....this.....?
Looks kinda cool though. But OW! that looks like it hurt. A lot.
Load More Replies...Oh buddy, wait till you find out about eyeball tattoos.
Load More Replies...“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.” Jurassic Park.
Load More Replies..."It looks great!!! Just like the original logo!! Mirror?? Why do you want a mirror??
Someone should have saved her from herself before she got that tattoo..🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Evanescence, b***h!!! I am pretty sure this is Amy, Lee's Eye, eyebrows are not caterpillars but they're definitely strong.
He fought with his SO at the cheesecake factory? Or he fought over some food there. Was this there 1yr anniversary? How does this scale? So many questions
Somehow I've never been there. Are there fight nights?
Load More Replies...I hope cheesecake factory at least paid you for the cost of the tattoo
That's what I always wanted to do with my body: advertise a lousy chain restaurant were apparently you order food by the number?
This actually upsets me. Their previous tattoos are neat and well done. The new tattoo is badly written, badly spelt, badly spaced, not in a straight line. It even encroaches into the other tattoos.
It looks like, to me, that someone was using them as a "scratch pad". possibly a drug induced servitude.
Load More Replies...Why do I keep looking for the musical theme from Close Encounters???
Imo it's just ugly... At least make it rock, like the band is
Load More Replies...Pink Floyd anything is perfect. Even though that's not the diamond Ione necessarily would've chosen as long as they like it. Threatened by shadows at night, and exposed in the light…
the worst thing is... he's actually a really good tattooist. he's done most of mine.
Load More Replies...There is no way that was the requested tattoo on the left. The only explanation for the tattoo on the right is if they didn’t have a picture to copy and they couldn’t remember what a crab looked like.
Is that supposed to be a crab? It looks like a cockroach!
Load More Replies...So many questions, but the first is why is there no passport number on the passport, but there is on the ... foot tat?
HUGE error on the part of the poster? It's been edited out of the OG visa
Load More Replies...True foolishness. NEVER get a name or face tattooed. You Will REGRET it. ( exception is for kids)
What even is this? i get it's about his kid but pick a style. This looks like the test page you get when you buy a new printer.
XD. It also makes me think of those tacky T-shirts with super long messages in various fonts like "Don't mess with me I'm born in February and my favorite color is blablabla"
Load More Replies...Haha! It's missing a clearification relating to the time of birth...did Dumbo jr popped out at 6:21 am or at 6:21 pm? Anyway, all these depicted information can be found in the birth certificate, right?
Or is this the official birth certificate? 🧐🕵🏽🤔
Load More Replies...Guess you should have had that tattooed on your butt. Then it would make sense.
That's the one he picked to advertise his $200+ tattoo business? *no words*
That will rub off REALLYY quickly. my ex used to get the side of their feet re done all the time because the skin rubs away removing the tattoo.
That's the point, that's why it's a prime location for silly tats.
Load More Replies...Will you bring them to life at the next full moon with the help of restless legs and polyneuropathy?
Or he gets actual real glasses. It will be funny if the frames don't match up.
Load More Replies...This one is actually a blank canvas tattoo that the person paints/doodles on when they feel like it :) I think it's dope as hell
What's wrong with this one? Seems to be mixing up "bad" with "incredibly original" on some of these
I think those are supposed to be diamonds? I am not knowledgeable about - tacky dentistry
Load More Replies...I think that's supposed to be a frenulum piercing. That little bridge of skin between your gum and upper lip on the inside of your mouth. Always thought those looked unpleasant.
That tattoo looks like someone punched Rishi Sunak in the face.
This is really well done. Some of the baby tattoos further up should've gone to this guy.
Americans can't afford dental work. Tattoos are cheaper. 🤯
Load More Replies...L:oks like they used the artists from the tv Show The Critic for the design.
It's annoying me that there's no apostrophe in 'Dads' and 'Approvall' has two ls in it....also, it's not 2024 yet.
This is a woman with some serious issues. I wish it was not on here. - notice the writing is backwards, so she can read it in the mirror. It is not for others, but for herself. Loser very large on her neck, but a much smaller, love myself.
Honestly, I think most people in this list have some serious issues. I don't like tattoos, but every person can do with their body what they fell like. However, there's a huge difference between a well designed, meaningful and well executed tattoo, and the monstrosities in this list. You really need to have a serious perception problem to disfigure you body and/or your face with a permanent abomination like the ones shown here.
Load More Replies...Is this person aware that a tattoo is FOREVER? "Halloween tat"? Yeah, and Christmas, and Easter, and next Halloween...
He hid his face so if you see him on the street you won't know he's the guy with the bad tattoos.
Did anyone else initially think something inappropriate and disgusting was going on in this hideous tattoo?
That what someone reads from behind thinking "well, not *only* god..."
Ghost concert. Ghost is a band and that is their logo.
Load More Replies...Would've liked it if it were just the regular album and a bit better executed..
"I'm a mog, this is a robbery!" https://youtu.be/7Ffk0Z4xMRI?t=22
Load More Replies...I guess there are cases where "voluntarily" doesn't mean much. True, nobody pointed at her with a gun, but there are psychos and narcissists out there who pray on "weak" people and convince them of the most outlandish ideas. This person needs urgent psychiatric help! (In this context, weak = traumatised, self-esteem, abused, etc. I don't mean to say they are stupid or anything like that)
Load More Replies...I do hate this kind of tattoo. I think people who want to have this "property of..." s**t tattooed should be hospitalised under psychiatric evaluation for a while, because they are profoundly sick. This should be treated as self-harm, or a suicide attempt, a symptom of something profoundly wrong. This person needs help! I know a similar case, and it's soooo creepy and sad. Her family laughed as if it was a joke, and it wasn't. It didn't end up well. I don't care if you are a man, a woman, trans, gay, whatever, you are nobody's property.
Of course it won't, by the time it does, its already become today. Doh.
"Enjoy life today, Yesterday and is gone tomorrow. May? Never come." Hey if you're not going to punctuate (or put the words in correct order) I'll do it for you.
The quote may be overdone, the tattoo itself is well done. Nice lettering.
The serenity prayer from AA/NA/CA fellowships? Probably not the kinda thing you want to advertise, people can be so judgemental these days.
Load More Replies...This looks more like some crazy burn scar from a bar fire at a dart tournament.
Oh! They're meant to be arrows! I didn't get that until you said darts.
Load More Replies..."You want a deer ... rose?" "Yes. I want it to say Dear Rose..." "Really? A deer... rose...?" "JUST DO THE TATTOO ALREADY!"
I get what they were going for but the 3 big roses kinda throws me off. More and smaller Any-kind-of-flowers-except-roses, finer lines and lighter shading , if I was into deer or hunting, maybe. I have about ten rose tats all different and small, in single, three or five flowers
Lines and proportions are off but most of the ink on this page is much worse
Ive seen this before, the figures alone are poignant. No scribbles added. 🥺
OK time to gripe. Some of these tattoos were absolutely fine. You not liking a strangers tattoo does not mean that it is bad or awful. I have odd tattoos on me but I got them because I like them. I don't care about some random persons opinion. A bad tattoo mean crappy line work, mistakes, spelling errors, offensive material etc...
What have I learned from looking at this page: 1. self tattoos are not a good idea. 2. Don't blindly trust the "professional: artist - see examples of their work first!
Some of these make the "brutal black project" look good by comparison.
The title bugs me so much. Some are good, many are really old and repeats on BP. Let people live their lives. Use your degree to write something instead of just ripping off pictures to shame others.
OK time to gripe. Some of these tattoos were absolutely fine. You not liking a strangers tattoo does not mean that it is bad or awful. I have odd tattoos on me but I got them because I like them. I don't care about some random persons opinion. A bad tattoo mean crappy line work, mistakes, spelling errors, offensive material etc...
What have I learned from looking at this page: 1. self tattoos are not a good idea. 2. Don't blindly trust the "professional: artist - see examples of their work first!
Some of these make the "brutal black project" look good by comparison.
The title bugs me so much. Some are good, many are really old and repeats on BP. Let people live their lives. Use your degree to write something instead of just ripping off pictures to shame others.
