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When it feels like the world is against you, a few things can make it somewhat better. A bucket of choco chip ice cream is one, binge watching Community with your therapy dog is another. But the most potent antidote known to man is a bittersweet one, and it’s knowing that someone is having a day even more vile than you are.
Whether it’s a spilled coffee or “as luck would have it” moment, get ready for a barely legal therapy list down below as compiled by Bored Panda. Be sure to check out our previous posts with bad, worse, and 100% evil days here, here, and here and don’t forget to let us know how your day is going so far in the comment section.
Even if there’s no skip button for those 24-hour hell on earth benders, at least we can all have a laugh at them.
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#1
I Am An Asian That Finally Used The Iris Recognition Technology On His Phone
Katharine Rudden 4 years ago
I hope you seek justice. That product software needs to go all the way back to the drawing board!!
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#2
Door Was Jammed Form Inside So Phoned A Guy To Repair It. He Managed To Open It, Left His Tools Outside, Came Inside And Shut The Door. Now We're Both Stuck
Previously, Bored Panda reached out to Vasia Toxavidi, a counselor and accredited member of the British Association for Counselling and Psychotherapy (BACP), to find out about ways of dealing with mishaps and developing psychological resilience.
According to Vasia, even the smallest mishaps like “throwing our morning coffee on us or even getting a text or an email we don’t like can affect the rest of our day.” A typical reaction is “Oh, great start to the day!” but according to the counselor, the negative bias can directly affect the course of events.
Scientists say that the reason we are all wired for ‘negatively biased’ thinking is because negative events and emotions have a greater impact in our brains than the positive ones. Even the smallest things that generate negative reactions can snowball into the forecast for the rest of the day, or even the week.
#3
I Spilled 50,000 2mm Glass Beads On The Ground And I Now Have To Sort Them By Hand
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
For me, this would be fun!! I love completion and order, not sure that my cupboards would agree tho XD
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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
I did this a few years ago and majority of the beads are still in a box unsorted, I gave up after an hour.
I want cake 4 years ago
Same, I quite enjoy things like that if there's no rush.
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Yoga Kitty 4 years ago
Been there, done that, not even got a t-shirt... Listen to an interesting audio book, a podcast or something like that and just keep sorting away at your own pace without hurry - consider it some kind of meditation, if you like. Just really try to keep the annoying thoughts like "How stupid! This will take forever! What a waste of my precious time..." out of your head. They only make you feel bad and do not help the process at all! And my special advice would be: Do not, I repeat: DO NOT drop the box a second time within one month after you have finished the sorting. Yes, I am clumsy.
Lily Mae Kitty 4 years ago
just no. that batch is for your multicolor crafts now. buy new ones to keep separate.
Gert Adriaensen 4 years ago
That's about $20 worth of glass beads on Amazon so unless you really, REALLY don't have anything else to do, just chuck them.
Mr. J's Girl 4 years ago
Cleaning them up would be my nightmare, however, sorting them would be very relaxing for me. I wish I could help!
Jeanne Dansby 4 years ago
Okay, so I'm so OCD I find this an enjoyable activity. send them to me.
kath morgan 4 years ago
I would get a perverse add pleasure from this... settle down with a bottle of wine snd sort for a quiet evening... just me?
Leslie Burleson 4 years ago
Done that. Then when I finished , I knocked the effing thing over again. I cried and went to bed. Then sorted them the next day
TheHolyFatherOfToast 4 years ago
Honestly, that kinda sounds like fun. Like if it's raining outside I would TOTALLY do that.
Billy The Kid 4 years ago
If you have any kids this will keep them occupied for a while otherwise good luck!
Nicola Roberts 4 years ago
This reminds of a story (could be an urban myth) where they trained pigeons to sort, for the sake of an argument - beads. Animal rights fought that this was inhumane, and won. Now humans are doing the job!
Bruce Mardle 4 years ago
Is it just me or did anyone else promptly think "how long would it take to build a machine to do the sorting?"?
Abigail Johnson 4 years ago
you shouldnt. make tiny piles. that happened to me. it has been about a year, and that is not going to be done anytime soon
pamela nichols 4 years ago
I sorted 1 color at a time, it may not have mattered but it seemed to go faster.
Cartlin Kelly 4 years ago
I've done that....right after I had spent a week sorting them in the first place.
Sherry Miller 4 years ago
I would just use them for a multi color necklace that would look good with jeans and a tee shirt. Ignore the color order and use one of those fast spin things. Good luck.
Debbie Oates 4 years ago
Been there, done that. Ever since I've taken great pains to avoid said accident again. Sorry for your pain. But when you look back you'll laugh just like everyone else who's been there. Lol
Katherine Forrestall 4 years ago
I work with size 11 seed beads and can offer my heartfelt appreciation f your very daunting task. Good luck, happy trails.
Diana Murtaugh 4 years ago
Take inspiration from Bob Ross, and consider this a Happy little mishap, and make something a bit more random, and colorful. Be inspired by the chaos.
Jack Urquhart 4 years ago
Oh, nononononon. You need to throw them all away and start again. You only have so many hours in your life. How many will you spend counting crap like this? I know!
somnomania 4 years ago
i'd love a task like this tbh. it'd be hard in my house because of carpet and animal hair, but i'd still enjoy it.
Steve in Denver 4 years ago
That is the WRONG sorting case. There are more expensive cases with a lid on each compartment. This is just going to happen again.
Teresa Zuiani 4 years ago
I've been there! Shop; Teresa's Charm Jewelry and gifts.com on facebook
Caroline Overill 4 years ago
If you were able to do it given the current situation this is what you do. Throw a party for a bunch of kids. Give each kid a pile of beads and the first one to sort theirs into the correct colours wins a prize.
Sue Sanders 4 years ago
It'd be faster and less stressful to buy more bags of them; use the mixed ones for a project that looks good with them that way.
Irene Carlyle 4 years ago
NOOOO !! HAVE YOU CONSIDERED SETTING UP A GOFUNDME site? Iwould contribute willingly!!!!
Nikki Angulo 4 years ago
Ouch, you need a container where you only open the lid of the colour you want!
Donna Reynolds 4 years ago
Omg. I think I would buy more beads and use these for multi colored projects.
Polly Culberson 4 years ago
Just string them as they are; you'll have multi-colored bracelets or necklaces and the kids will love them.
Samantha Comerford 4 years ago
I’d find this therapeutic... I used to love counting money when I worked in the bank .
Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago
At least they are now off the floor..why not take pot luck and use them for rainbows and buy new separate colours..I would..
Brooke Marie 4 years ago
I have had this happen.. and just when I was finally done sorting, someone dumped them over again!! Fml lol
Teresa Taylor 4 years ago
Send them to me. I’ll do it. I find things like this to be very relaxing.
Jeanie Roundy 4 years ago
You may have to use them mixed for bracelets on stretch cord....or eyeglass holders...or...
Jessica Nametz 4 years ago
Nooooope, pretty sure I would just buy some more and find a mosaic/art project or other use for the mixed ones...
Chris Vili 4 years ago
I would love to do it myself, I don't know why seeing this makes me so excited :D
April Caron 4 years ago
If you use them as rainbow sprinkles on cupcakes, people might not notice.
Downunderdude 4 years ago
1. Stick 'em all in any old how. 2. Donate to charity. 3. Buy new beads.
bdunbar@kcls.org 4 years ago
I am an artist/beader. Sold in Galleries and Art Fairs. Thought it be great being home with 2nd son. NO......He loved the feel of beads running through his fingers, all over the floor, well mixed. And that was after sorting many, many, many beads after the Nisqually earthquake. I know, its been a long time. I have a very lot of beads and findings ;-)
Mary Peace 4 years ago
I would love to help, but I don't know how much I'd get done before I needed a break. Need a glass of something, and some music or a good film on the TV.
angelica H 4 years ago
something like this happened to my sister. but she spilled them on the carpet in her room, and to this day about a year later we still find some beads in random places in her room.
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 4 years ago
Time to teach nephews and nieces a new game: "Sort da Beads!"
Fluffy Griffin 4 years ago (edited)
I think, in the future, maybe get a "medicine sorter" type box, with individual lids for each color. I could well imagine myself sorting out all those colors, doing a celebratory YAY and knocking it over again.
Mary Peace 4 years ago
That sounds a good idea. Maybe she'll stop at some point, seal those up and start with fresh containers.
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Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Spend about 20h designing a Lego Mindstorms robot that sorts it for you? Bring it to an OCD support group as bonding project? Many solutions.
Holly Yahn-Gould 4 years ago
That's the worst! I did that 3 yrs ago & still haven't sorted them..
Láďa Durchánek 4 years ago (edited)
Considered the lockdown, I would probably enjoy doing that.
enjoyinglife 4 years ago
Oh, heck NO my time is too precious. I would go buy new ones off Amazon.
abby smink 4 years ago
Or throw the whole thing in the trash and start over with some new ones
Analyn Lahr 4 years ago
Something like this was a punishment in a bdsm story I read once. Only the beads were different shapes and the sub was blindfolded.
#4
When The Tiger Shark You're Photographing Swims Off With Your Camera Rig
According to Vasia, we end up creating a self-fulfilling prophecy because we look at the world through lenses triggered by anger, fear, or the expectation that something will go wrong. And in that sense, the reality is only how we perceive it.
So as humans, we tend to not only forecast things to go badly because of otherwise meaningless mishaps, we tend to fixate on virtually any negative moments. Whether it’s recalling insults better than praise, reacting more strongly to negative stimuli than to positive, thinking about negative things more frequently than positive, it all contributes to our behavior.
#5
Just Lost Thousands Of Dollars Worth Of Product At Work. Most Likely Getting Fired
UPDATE: It's bell pepper, about $250 a kilo and we lost 20 kilos in total. What happened was I was discharging the product inside the container and I thought I was completely done because none was coming out. I undo all of the screws, lift it up, and a shit ton poor's out. It turned out that the valve closed due to the vibration of the pump motor and there was a lot of leftover. No one will see it, hopefully. Most of the employees only use Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.
UPDATE: I didn't get fired! But I do have to go back to that order and make another 20 kilos which will be a long day. They were really understanding and forgave me for my mistake. Thank god I didn't lose my job!
#6
Are We There Yet?
#7
Yesterday
#8
My Boss Didn't Realize That There Was An Envelope Of Cash On Her Desk Before Using The Shredder
#9
My Mom Accidentally Printed Her Divorce Papers On Stickers
This bias toward the negative leads you to pay much more attention to the bad things that happen, making them seem much more important than they really are.
It is thought that the negative bias comes from our ancestors who’d pay attention to bad, dangerous, and negative threats in the world. It was literally a matter of life and death. Those who were more attuned to danger had higher chances of survival.
#10
Oh No
#11
Someone Accidentally Set Off The Fire Suppression System In A Military Hanger
#12
I Just Found Out This Isn’t Me. My Parents Never Took Out The Stock Photo And It’s Been There For Like Ten Years
#13
I Got This Bread From Whole Foods. More Like Hole Foods
#14
Went Camping, Set A New Bug Bite Record
But that doesn’t mean that we cannot escape the negative bias trap. On the contrary, once you are aware this is how your brain works, you can make a conscious effort to stop it.
For example, a great start is cutting down on negative self-talk, which we all secretly are into. Instead of fixating on your past mistakes, consider what you have learned and ways to apply your newly acquired knowledge. In this way, you approach the same situation from a positive outlook.
#15
My 12 Year Old, Allergic To Nearly Everything
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
OMG, I have had this test and it is awful. What is worse is mine was done on my back so I couldn’t reach around and scratch and I too am allergic to an insane amount of stuff.
#16
Good Morning
#17
You Ever Mess Up Burgers So Bad That Even Your Grill Is Surprised?
#18
Don’t Leave Your Kayak Out In The Sun
#19
My Multi-Million Dollar Health Care Company Said They Were Getting Us A Present For Being Essential Workers. We Got A Baggie Of Masks
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
I know one hospital gave their essential workers a banana as a thank you gift. https://au.sports.yahoo.com/hospital-mocked-for-strange-gift-for-frontline-workers-091103282.html
Secondly, make sure you catch yourself drifting into negativity. At this moment, you may want to go for a walk, do other things that make you happy, and listen to your favorite song. In this way, newly established patterns will not let you fixate on negative emotions.
#20
When Your Cabinet Decides It’s Time To Break Lose And Come Crashing Down The Day You Install Your Brand New Glass Top Stove
#21
Prepared Cinnamon Toast Crunch In The Dark. It Was Cheez-Its
#22
So Much For Changing The Battery
#23
This Vet Trip Is Off To A Bad Start
#24
When You Come Home And Your House Doesn’t Smell Like Pot Roast
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
Oh nooo, I would have been devastated. I have done similar but instead of the slow cooker, I forgot to turn the oven on.
In a previous interview with Vasia Toxavidi, a counselor and accredited member of the British Association for Counselling and Psychotherapy (BACP), we found out that psychological resilience is also key in dealing with negativity.
“Although there has been a debate whether resilience, mental and emotional, is innate or something that can be developed, for me, it’s an innate condition that all humans have but needs to be developed and modeled well for it to come to the surface," she explained.
“All humans are wired for survival, so resilience must be an innate trait for everyone for this to happen, but if it’s never developed, then it may not come out as a trait for someone."
#25
Just Set Up New Monitor, Chair Slipped Under Me And I Hit The Desk, And Monitor Fell And Broke. Happy Friday
#26
Long Story Short, I Saw A Cockroach
#27
No Explanation Needed
#28
Dropped My Full Can Of Tuna In The Drain
#29
Someone In Australia Was Tying Their Shoe When A Fire Bombing Plane Had To Drop Their Load Due To Turbulence
She added that humor can help us reframe problems that we would otherwise interpret as "overwhelming and damaging." Not only that. Toxavidi told Bored Panda that humor can loosen you up, energize your thinking, help you take hardships less seriously, and manage disappointment better.
"Another important key to resilience is to be part of a community and have external support from family, friends and others. As humans, we’re social animals so without having a strong sense of belonging, we cannot thrive or be resilient," she concluded.
#30
We Spent Two Hours Walking To A Famous Cave Expecting It To Go Underground And Everything. This Is The Cave
#31
2020 In One Picture
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
I would say that is the result of an extremely disgruntled employee or an earthquake.
#32
Didn't Realize One Of My Glove Fingers Broke Until I Was Done Dyeing My Hair
#33
I Found Out Someone Cut Through The Convertible Top Of My Unlocked Car, Then It Rained Inside. I Was Let Go From My Job An Hour Later For Some Extra Spice
#34
My Friend Forgot To Check His Underwear Before Putting It On
#35
I Do Calligraphy. I Misplaced The Circled In Character, Which Is Part Of A 300 Word Scroll That I Almost Finished After 5 Days Of Work, 200 Characters In
#36
My Tenancy Ends Tomorrow After 2 Years In This Flat. Today, While Cleaning And Getting Everything Ready To Move Out, I Hit The Oven's Door And Broke The Glass
#37
After Losing 1/3rd Of My Weight, I Finally Didn't Feel Too Fat Anymore. The Toilet Disagreed
#38
I Got This Question Wrong
Couldnt_Find_A_Good_Name 4 years ago
Is this a test? If so, then your teachers should check the paper themselves and not rely on AI.
#39
Gas Station Toilet Paper About The Width Of An iPod Shuffle
#40
Last Week, I Asked A Local Bookstore To Add The "Local Author" Section. They Did. Everybody Made The Shelf But Me
A while ago, I published a kid's book and talked the local book store into their first EVER book signing. Many other authors followed since then <...>
#41
So I Found Out That My Shoes Have A Hole In Them. At The Urinal At Work
#42
So, How's Your Day Going?
#43
My Bathroom Cabinet Gave Up On Life At 5 Am This Morning And Nearly Gave Me A Heart Attack
#44
Lamborghini Huracan Flooded Due To Rain In São Paulo. It Was Not Insured
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
Why, why, why would you have such an expensive car and not have insurance. That is just stupid.
#45
My Mom Is A Beekeeper, And She Accidentally Spilt 10kgs Of Honey On The Floor
#46
When You Are From Arizona And Think 70 Degrees On The Beach In Cali Doesnt Require Sunscreen
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
Often people who get burnt on cloudy days etc are not actually wind burnt as some suggest. It can be a cool day and you can still get sunburnt so always best to check the UV rating for the day and if you are in the elements all day then it is always best to protect yourself.
#47
My Mom wanted to Surprise Me With A Delivery Of My Favorite Pizza & Ice Cream From Ohio To LA For My Birthday. UPS Lost The Package For 2 Days And Delivered On The 3rd - Refused Refund
She packed it in a cooler on ice & shipped via UPS for $350+ so it could be delivered next day during my birthday party.
#48
My Girlfriend Opened Her Jewelry Making Box Upside Down
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
Put the lid back on and flip it, most of the stuff will end up in the correct place and you will only have to sort some of it out.
#49
The Worst Pain Imaginable
#50
Graduating Today
#51
After Chugging Down Half My Water Bottle That I Keep By My Bed, I Felt Something Solid Enter My Mouth, Which I Immediately Spat Back Into The Bottle
I went to the sink and poured it out - it was a cockroach. I now am gargling mouthwash non-stop. It’s friggin 6 am on a Monday.
AqualiaGuineaPigWolfCat 4 years ago (edited)
*shudders for the fourth time today and its only 8:42am* Also yay bc I thought I was the only one who keeps a bottle of water next to my bed when I sleep.
#52
So, Got My Shiny New Tablet On Monday - Delivered With Care From FedEx
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Don't get your loved ones' ashes shipped by FedEx or UPS... It is rather traumatic.
#53
There Are 5 Cats At My House. This Is Not One Of Them
Jude Bennett 4 years ago
If someone doesn't comment "This is not a cat" I will be so disappointed.
#54
Girlfriend Spent 2 Years On This, Only To Discover One Piece Missing
#55
Ladies And Gentlemen. A Great Welcome
#56
In Three Days, My Phone's Mic Stopped Working, My Headphones Broke And My Laptop Died
#57
Paid Extra For This “Window” Seat
#58
It Was 0530, I Didn't Know Whether To Laugh Or To Cry
#59
Colleague Definitely Drew The Short Straw On Email Naming Conventions
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
For anyone who doesn’t know, shart is when you go to fart but you end up shitting yourself.
#60
My Smoke Detector Is Leaking Balsamic Vinegar. Because The Landlords Baby Knocked Over A Huge Bottle Of The Stuff, And It Poured Into The Vent System
So now we have balsamic vinegar dripping out of everything.
#61
My Wife Has Has Been On Hold For Nearly 4 Hours Trying To Get Through To Her Insurance Company, Has Yet To Speak To An Representative
Alan Green 4 years ago
I had something similar but they had a option to email them and they call you back when someone is available. I got a call back. . . 2 weeks later, long after I had sorted out my issue.
#62
My College Labs Have Been Canceled Until Further Notice. And I Was Not Included On The Mass Text. No Wonder There’s No One Here
#63
110+ Mph Derecho Winds Impale House With A Lawn Chair, Iowa 8/10
#64
Went Hiking For The First Time In A While. My Hiking Boots Are Just As Out Of Shape As I Am
Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago
If those are vasques they will replace. My mom had a pair in perfect shape she rarely wore. Tried them on and in a few steps walked out of the soles. They messed up the midsole and it disintegrated. They sent her a new pair.
#65
It’s So Windy In Saskatchewan, Canada Today My Neighbor's Grass Almost Blew Away
#66
Gravity Wins. But I Live To Trip Another Day
#67
Someone's Date Did Not Go According To Plan
#68
I Got A Splinter On My Finger From Scratching My Beard
#69
In Arizona It's Illegal To Cut Down A Saguaro Cactus. Last Night This Precious 15-Foot Piece Of Protected Wildlife Destroyed My Roof
#70
Found This Outside. Someone's Day Will Be Ruined
#71
Friend Got Me A Cake For My “Going Away Party”. Guess Where I’m Going
#72
Purchased A New Bed With A Free Adjustable Frame. I Didn't Know It Came With Bed Bugs. Thanks, Mattress Firm
#73
My Dad Before And After He Noticed He Was Caught By A Black Box
IttyBittyPrettyKitty 4 years ago
What does that mean please don't call me stupid I just don't know what it means
#74
Bought My First Home From An Estate Sale. Previous Owners Stole The Toilet After Final Walkthrough
#75
Spending $6,000 Because Some Idiot Who Built This House Cheaped Out And Used PVC For Part Of The Water Main
Have to get a whole new water main installed, also facing a $1,000+ water bill due to wasted water
Paul K. Johnson 4 years ago
I got a bill like that once because my water was leaking in my back yard for weeks. I rent and the whole yard is nothing but fire ant hill and sand spurs so I never go in the back for anything. The water company notified me that my water consumption was off the charts. They forgave the entire bill which is good because at the time I was on worker's comp and nearly destitute.
#76
Not As Bad As The Guy Who Traveled To See The Golden Gate Bridge, But This Is My Wife And I At The Highest Point On Skyline Drive, Overlooking The Majestic Shenandoah Valley
Katharine Rudden 4 years ago
It’s majestic indeed! I can imagine at least...at least you two look majestic!
#77
So My Brother Made A "Prank" And Did This. We Don't Have A Key
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
That’s a job for bolt cutters, two spanners, a bobby pin or a screwdriver. Still may damage the glasses though.
#78
Acquired Myself A Third Knee After A Wasp Sting
#79
Well, Today I Had My Tooth Removed. But Get This It Was The Wrong Tooth. Just My Luck
#80
Saved Up Enough Money To Order A Nintendo Switch From Walmart+ And The Box Arrived Empty
#81
Turns Out There Was Still Pressure In The Line
#82
Was Moving Into My Univeristy Accommodation Today And When I Opened The Door Apparently Someone Already Moved Into My Room
Jayne Kyra 4 years ago
Explanation: Nope, the room is in my name. All the doors were unlocked when the tenancy first started and so the person that I share a Jack&Jill bathroom with took the liberty to unload their s**t into my room instead of theirs.
#83
Candle Left In The Car During A Heatwave. Exploded When I Picked It Up
#84
Dropped This After Buying Today. Put It All Back In, Stood On A Pin, Dropped It Again
#85
I Got This As My Fortune Few Days After I Got Diagnosed With Alopecia Areata (Bald Spots)
#86
Marathon Runner Ran 26.3 Miles To Spell Out “Boston Strog” In Her Fitness App
#87
Went To Hang A Shelf And Hit A Water Line Instead Of A Stud
#88
It’s So Hot In Australia, Our Outdoor Lights Melted
#89
20 Assignments Due In 2 Days Because I Thought School Started On The 17th, Not The 7th
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
Bloody hell, what year are you in to get soooo many assignments in less than 10 school days.
#90
I Prepaid For A Years’ Worth Of Car Washes To Save A Few Bucks
#91
I Just Spent Over An Hour In Traffic On My Way To Work. Only Then I Looked Down
#92
Ramen: Microwave For 4 Minutes On High Power. Follow Me For More Great Recipes
#93
Ordered A 12$ Salad
#94
Our Dog Peed Down The Entire Hallway Today
#95
I F****d Up
#96
Spilled Bleach On My New Black Pants
#97
Turned 26 Today, Contact Fell Out While Walking Into Work, Tried To Rub My Eye To Help The Irritation While Looking Down, And Walked Into A Brick Wall. Happy Birthday To Me
#98
Brought My Headphones For A 14 Hour Drive And Forgot My Phone Doesn’t Have A Headphone Jack. Thanks, Apple
#99
My Sister Unplugged My 3D Printer With Only A Few Layers Left On This 20 Hour Print
#100
Wonderful Sight To Come Home To After A Month Away
#101
Got Up This Morning And Went To Have A Shower
#102
Cut Myself Shaving This Morning And Must Have Opened It Back Up
#103
The Dinner My Husband Was Cooking For 3 Hours
#104
Please Ensure All Vehicles Are Removed From The Parking Lot For Paving. - Management
#105
Weather Patterns Don't Care What Kind Of Car You Drive
Paul K. Johnson 4 years ago
Replace the glass and find an artist who can paint something cool with the dings.
#106
Some Escalator Technician Had Their Day Completely Ruined
ᑭIᗰᑭᒪE ᖴᗩᑕE 4 years ago
This picture made me anxious, but only because the dog is on the actual escalator itself. Many dogs have been killed and injured on escalators! The best way to prevent that is by picking em' up.
#107
Quarantine Has Been Rough On My Hair
#108
I Turned The Wrong Stove Burner On And Exploded My Made From Scratch Pumpkin Pie
#109
Pulled Up Next To A Truck At The Store, And Well
#110
Well This Is An Awkward Situation
Alex the awful German 4 years ago
I'm just super-curious to learn what "european style" means in this context
#111
PS5 Gets Delivered Today And I Just Happen To Break My Thumb
#112
My Friend Writes "Apparently I Bought A Brining Bag Instead Of A Baking Bag"
#114
Waited 5 Hours In Line For My Drivers Test, Got To The Front Only To Tell Me That They’ve Reached The Maximum Amount Of Tests For The Day - 16
#115
My Toothbrush
cicjos pacik 4 years ago
just put something to stop it falling in like a thing on top of drains on the streets btw this is from england
#116
Great Hangover
#117
Even Though There Were Parking Spots Closer To My Apartment, Not Under A Tree, I Chose To Park Further Away And Let Someone Else Get A Better Spot
#118
My Fiancé Ordered Lingerie, Website Said Discrete Packaging. Still Live With My Dad
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
I know this is a bit different but my dad and I have the same initials and when I was living at home a letter arrived. My dad opened it cos there was no Mr, Miss or anything except our first initial and our last name. Turned out it was a letter from my GP telling me I was due for a pap smear lol.
#119
I Poured Beef Broth Into The Crook Pot As The Last Ingredient For My Homemade Chili And Out Came Mold
#120
The Roomba Ran Over Our Dog's Poop
#121
Bad News About That Custom Mask Of My Own Face That I Ordered. I’ve Made A Huge Mistake
#122
My Lush Bath Bomb Just Makes It Look Like A Tub Filled With Pee
#123
Our Shower Door Silently Self-Destructed While We Slept
Paul K. Johnson 4 years ago
At least it tried not to disturb you. It's uncommon for showers to have manners these days.
#125
Got Something In My Eye Seconds Before My Interview. Enjoyed Crying Out Of One Eye During The Interview
#126
Well, Damn
#127
Life Sure Has A Sick Sense Of Humor
#128
Went Out On A Boat Without Sunscreen Today And Now I Have What I Am Calling “The Bib Of Pain”
#129
Got A Covid Test Today. The Line Was So Long I Was Able To Watch Avengers Infinity War And Some Of Endgame (Over 3-Hour Wait)
#130
I’m A Tattoo Artist, The Last Tattoo I Did Was The Number 13 On A Client's Ankle. The Next Day I Broke Both Of My Ankles
AqualiaGuineaPigWolfCat 4 years ago (edited)
*shudders the 5th time at 8:48am* That's really scary
#131
My Brand New Smart TV Just Arrived
#132
Keys Stolen From My Lunch Bag, Picked My Own Ignition
#133
Built A Brand New House And The Day Of Final Inspection Come To Find Its Infested With Mold
#134
I Have 4 Exams In The Next 2 Weeks. I Have To Buy A Replacement Online As Shops Don't Have It. Soonest I Can Receive One For Shipping Is 15 Days From Now
#135
Cost Of Sugar In Rural Alaska. The 10# Bag Of Flour Next To It Is $32
Katharine Rudden 4 years ago
Do you want me to mail you some sugar and flour? Because I will do it. 📫📦📩📪
#136
Apparently, Single-Use Chopsticks Can Break Metal
#137
Spent 10 Minutes Looking For The Drip Tray For The Forman Grill, After I Turned It On
#138
Somebody Forgot To Close The Door Of Their Truck Last Night
#139
Spent 12 Hours Making "Cinnamon Swirl" Sourdough Bread
Amelia Earhart 4 years ago
Just don't tell anybody and call it cinnamon secret sour dough bread.
#140
Wanted To Save Money By Repairing The Microwave Myself It Slipped My Hands While Unmounting It And Broke The Glass Top
#141
Got Eloped This Weekend Then Went Out To A Fancy Restaurant To Celebrate. We Asked Our Waiter To Take A Picture Of Us And This Was The Only One He Got
#142
Wife Attempted To Organize/Clean Out The Bathroom Closet. She Put One Of The Baskets Too Close To The Edge
#143
Great Start To My Day. Enjoy
#144
Too Much Pain
#145
Obviously Scatterbrained Today, I Put A Laundry Detergent Pod In The Dishwasher
Sista of the moon 4 years ago
This happened when my dad put in too much CLR. we now call our dishwasher Claire Lorraine (last name to be decided).
#146
I Spilled Boiling Ramen On My Hand, I Tried To Fight The Pain And Hold Onto The Bowl, I Lost That Fight. It Was My Last Packet. Burnt Hand, Broken Bowl, No Ramen For Lunch
Salami Wesley 4 years ago
Ouch! I made packaged pho for lunch once, I warmed up the water for two minutes, and after that, I put a towel on my hand. Damn that stupid towel. Didn't do it's job so I burned my finger bad.
#147
What Could Go Wrong With Having A Bird Advisor
#148
I Ordered A Happy Sad Octopus, Both Sides Came Sad
#149
The Husband Used My Favorite Knife As A Garden Tool
Kiss Army 4 years ago
One of my favorite knives came from a discount/salvage store for $1. I have used it for over 10 years and everyone that uses it threatens to steal it. If someone broke it or used in inappropriately the fight would be on... even though I own some other VERY expensive knives.
#150
Oof
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
Why throw them out? That is wasteful, sell them, give them away, donate them or recycle them.
#151
My Brother Left His Phone On My Mom's Car. This Is The Result After He Found It On The Freeway The Next Day
#152
Accidentally Texting Your Religious Aunt Instead Of Your Boyfriend
Sleazy Weaver 4 years ago
I tried to text my dad about being hungry, mispelled it as hongry, & autocorrect thought I meant horny...
#153
Dammit
Isabella K 4 years ago
oh boy, that happened to me too. was able to remove the part that stuck with a tiny little saw. but then we realized my spare key wasn't programmed to start the car 🙈
#154
Been Saving For A 4k TV For Months. Finally Could Afford One Today. Turned It On
#155
I Ordered A Sandwich On Uber Eats And Got This, Suck For The Person That Ordered This
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
I was delivered a large order from Uber but there was no name of the restaurant that it came from anywhere or even a receipt to advise them of their mistake. Ended up giving to a friend that was struggling.
#156
I’m A UPS Driver. This Was How My Truck Looked On The First Stop Of The Day. It’s Not Even Our Peak Season Yet
#157
All I Wanted Was A Glass Of Wine After A Hard Day. Now I Have To Clean What Looks Like A Murder Scene
#158
Really Wanted Pizza, Fell Asleep
#159
I Forgot To Take The Old Coffee Pod Out Of The Coffee Maker Before Making Cup Noodles
#160
Breaking News: Local Idiot Spills Spaghetti On Her Bed
NightmaresNope 3 years ago
You're not an idiot, i've had honey and melted chocolate on mine ;w;
#161
My Sister Was Putting On Her Make Up In Front Of A Window And The Mirror She Was Using Burnt S Hole In Her Screen
Jayne Kyra 4 years ago
The sticker residue is also a bit annoying. Do not leave reflective and glass surfaces near windows with lots of sunlight!
#162
Opened Up A New Package Of Butter While Making Dinner And All Of Them Had Mold
#163
Perks Of Having Red Hair: Free Cancer
#164
I Fell, Cup Stuck The Landing But Broke Underneath
Katharine Rudden 4 years ago
I spilled an entire cup of yummy coffee the other day just by setting it down on the wrong spot of the table. So sad.
#165
Ran Out Of Gas On A Highway. A Fine Lad Stopped And Gave My An Empty Canister. There Is No Gas Stop In Sight. It's Gonna Be A Long Day
#166
My Cooked Just Done Ready To Eat Macaroni
#167
My Candle Had An Accident On My New Carpet
#168
"I Almost Burnt My House"
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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 4 years ago
I downvoted your comment... it's just getting worst MUUUAHAHAHAHAHA (Just kidding, upvoted)
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Mark Fuller 4 years ago
Love and sympathies to all of you!! This post has made my day/week/month. Maybe even the whole of 2021. Laugh out loud funny and helps bring some perspective to a miserable 18 months, courtesy of Covid! Thank you!!
Wandaluzt 4 years ago
None of them posted these here. They're months and sometimes years old ripped off from posts on Reddit mostly. So none of them are going to see your comment.
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Francesca Annoni 4 years ago
I ordered my new smartphone.. after a week , the day they should deliver it , I received an email, the phone was out of stock .. I receive a refund, order it from Amazon.. another week of wait.. yesterday the courier rang the door bell and shout "I leave here your parcel!!!" And run away..I couldn't check the box with his presence and say something. The box is smashed..the phone screen is in thousand pieces! I closed the box and sent back at postal office within 30 minutes.. i don't know if it's my destiny saying "don't buy this model!change!"
Billy The Kid 4 years ago
Sad about others misfortunes but it gave me something to do in work.
Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago
Next time you have a s****y day go through this post and you won't feel so bad anymore. A lot of this I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
CheshireMitsu 4 years ago
a guy i knew in my choir class got his first phone when he turned 17 on his birthday, he saw the case and tried to open it too fast..... it got thrown outta the box and broke too bad for him to use it before it was even used
sylvantic 4 years ago
and i thought the smoke alarms going off at 10:50 PM for no reason (no fire, these don't check for carbon monoxide, the battery was fine...) was bad. also smoke alarms don't work well. it woke me up, but my first reaction wasn't "we're on fire", it was "what is that dreadful noise... who cares i'm going back to sleep" and it didn't even wake my mother somehow. my alarm clock does better, it went off and i thought the house was on fire.
Sori 4 years ago
Yesterday spilled an entire paint gallon donated to a project I am working on as I was loading it in my car... all over all my tools trunk parking lot pretty dress my whole life. Also got judged by the mean girls version of a nine year old student... I felt every one of these post so hard
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 4 years ago
I downvoted your comment... it's just getting worst MUUUAHAHAHAHAHA (Just kidding, upvoted)
Load More Replies... Mark Fuller 4 years ago
Love and sympathies to all of you!! This post has made my day/week/month. Maybe even the whole of 2021. Laugh out loud funny and helps bring some perspective to a miserable 18 months, courtesy of Covid! Thank you!!
Wandaluzt 4 years ago
None of them posted these here. They're months and sometimes years old ripped off from posts on Reddit mostly. So none of them are going to see your comment.
Load More Replies... Francesca Annoni 4 years ago
I ordered my new smartphone.. after a week , the day they should deliver it , I received an email, the phone was out of stock .. I receive a refund, order it from Amazon.. another week of wait.. yesterday the courier rang the door bell and shout "I leave here your parcel!!!" And run away..I couldn't check the box with his presence and say something. The box is smashed..the phone screen is in thousand pieces! I closed the box and sent back at postal office within 30 minutes.. i don't know if it's my destiny saying "don't buy this model!change!"
Billy The Kid 4 years ago
Sad about others misfortunes but it gave me something to do in work.
Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago
Next time you have a s****y day go through this post and you won't feel so bad anymore. A lot of this I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
CheshireMitsu 4 years ago
a guy i knew in my choir class got his first phone when he turned 17 on his birthday, he saw the case and tried to open it too fast..... it got thrown outta the box and broke too bad for him to use it before it was even used
sylvantic 4 years ago
and i thought the smoke alarms going off at 10:50 PM for no reason (no fire, these don't check for carbon monoxide, the battery was fine...) was bad. also smoke alarms don't work well. it woke me up, but my first reaction wasn't "we're on fire", it was "what is that dreadful noise... who cares i'm going back to sleep" and it didn't even wake my mother somehow. my alarm clock does better, it went off and i thought the house was on fire.
Sori 4 years ago
Yesterday spilled an entire paint gallon donated to a project I am working on as I was loading it in my car... all over all my tools trunk parking lot pretty dress my whole life. Also got judged by the mean girls version of a nine year old student... I felt every one of these post so hard
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