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The universe hates us equally. (I hope.) Even the people who see the glass half-full have bad days. But sometimes it's easy to forget that. Our own problems seem the biggest. So what do you say we give ourselves a healthy reminder?
Those who have been around our website for long enough might remember that Bored Panda has a soft spot for life's unlucky moments. But not to kick someone while they're down, of course. Rather, to gain perspective and reassure ourselves that nobody has conspired against us and it's completely normal to lose it every once in a while.
Continue scrolling to check out who got the wrong end of the stick this time, and fire up our earlier publications to catch up with the series here, here, and here.
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#1
His Face Says It All
C. Wade 4 years ago
Yeah don't just stand there and look, give the man a hand.
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buttonpusher 4 years ago
That's what I thought at first. I thought it would be a cool way to punch someone in the face.
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Robert Bailey 4 years ago
I've seen enough giant robot anime to think he could fire his hand out.
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#2
My Dad Left His Window Down In His Truck While He Stepped Away For A Few Minutes And A Feral Cat Got In And Ate All Of His Tacos
Kimi Tomminello 4 years ago
If it's a truly feral cat most people would not want it anywhere near their home. I have a feral. I love her to pieces. She is the devil.
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Sue Lynn Chan 4 years ago
I wouldn’t mind if stray animals ate my food. I can always get another but double
Load More Replies...As you can see (and know), mistakes happen and things don't work out as they should. But former clinical psychologist and researcher turned writer Alice Boyes, Ph.D., thinks we can learn to roll with the punches.
"Don't expect life to go smoothly," Boyes wrote in Psychology Today. "If we reserve a hotel room, we expect it will be available when we arrive. We expect clean water to come out of the tap. We expect that if we buy a product and it's faulty or not as described, we'll be able to return it. We expect the product we order will be the product that arrives and not some other random item."
"But the more you think of discomfort (of all kinds) as something to be expected periodically, the easier it can be to handle when it arises," she explained. "It's helpful to think of these experiences as universal rather than personalizing them."
#3
Just Trying To Ride A Bike Near A Nesting Magpie
Emmydearest 4 years ago
His expression is lovely. He looks ecstatic, like completely blissful..
The Deez 4 years ago
LOL!! I used to rollerblade by a river in my city and one time I scared a Canada goose who then flew right into the face of a jogger going the opposite way I was! I swear, I laughed for three miles! (Heck, it STILL makes me laugh when I think about it!)
Mad Dragon 4 years ago
This is an actual problem during the time they are raising their chicks. It’s called “Swooping Season.”
#4
For A Month, I Thought I Lost My Wedding Ring On A Cross Country Road Trip. Finally, I Gave Up Ever Seeing It Again When We Realized It Was Under My Husband's Deodorant
I called gas stations, pawn shops, searched lost and found posts.
8Yorkies-and-63cats 4 years ago (edited)
Yes! A great thing. She's actually quite lucky that she flipped it and looked under it. I don’t recall ever looking under a deodorant, much less my husband's.
Load More Replies... Yeah, you heard 4 years ago
How is this someone "having a bad day"? This is someone having a great day
C. Wade 4 years ago
That's someone having a great day after having a bad month.
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Mazer 4 years ago
Whoa, what are the odds?? That the ring would fit perfectly there, that it was even found again!! Amazing. My friend lost her wedding ring on a months long hike along the PCT. she knew the place she lost it, eventually went back before it snowed, looked high and low, just before dusk she kicked the ground in frustration and found the ring in the dirt just where she kicked
Rebecca Trinkner 4 years ago
Something I would totally do. I lose my ring a lot and find it in weird places.
#5
Just Bought Our Dream Home Less Than 2 Months Ago. Tonight I Watched It Burn To The Ground In A Massive Wildfire
Mari Bryant 4 years ago
That's terrible, but at least everyone is safe. Houses can be replaced...you cannot. ❤
Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago
It is a truly terrible feeling to watch your home and everything in it, burn. My heart goes out to these folks.
"We often criticize ourselves that we should be able to handle blips, frustrations, disappointments, sadness, etc., better. You might think, 'Other people wouldn't be rocked by this. Other people would take this in stride.' Self-compassion skills should help a great deal if you're doing this type of criticism," Boyes said.
Also, try to understand what pushes your buttons. It can be really helpful to identify that not every piece of bad news or every inconvenience rattles you greatly, but just specific types.
#6
Got Off The Train At The Wrong Station. Now I'm In The Middle Of Nowhere Without Food, It's Raining, It's Cold, I'm Hungry And Next Train Is In 7 Hours
troufaki13 4 years ago
Many many years ago, when I was studying in England, I went to Nottingham to visit a friend of mine for the weekend. When it was time to return to Coventry, I went to the bus station and they announced the departure for "Covent Green" in London. It was late, I was tired and I misheard. Guess who won a free trip to London! (which was twice the distance from Coventry :/)
Anyone-for-tea? 4 years ago
There’s no such place as Covent Green either, they must have said Covent Garden!
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Princess Jade 4 years ago
Literally my worst fear, being abandoned in 'the middle of nowhere'!
Lara Verne 4 years ago
Happened to me once. I ended up walking to nearest village (it was only 4 kilometers, luckily) and took the bus. Got home 12 hours later, swearing like a sailor.
Nameless 4 4 years ago
Don't worry, everyone! The OP of this picture posted an update photo; GF picked them up in her car, and had some snacks and hot tea packed as well.
#7
Puppy Accidentally Ate A Bee. Everything Turned Out Fine
lara 4 years ago
Trust me on this. They "chase" the bee, they don't chase it to eat it, they do that "accidentally."
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Nancy Baldauf 4 years ago
I did that once while watching an outdoor performance and eating a pastry without looking. It got me 3 times before I spit it out with its guts spilling. I looked just like that poor pup.
#8
Here Is My Favorite Picture Of My Grandma. She Was Having A Hard Time With The Mixer
That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd 4 years ago
Same, but I still love it every time!
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Suzanne Clark 4 years ago
The look on her face is priceless...I laugh every time I see this one.
D K 4 years ago
Her look says “defeated” and also “I’m going to destroy this thing with a hammer”
Kimberley Gayle Thomas 3 years ago
When I first saw this picture on Bored Panda, I commented that she looks like a defeated or deflated Smurf
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However, don't attempt to predict further bad news. "When unexpected issues come up, don't automatically [assume] they'll be difficult to address," Boyes said. "Don't expect a string of bad luck, e.g., 'bad luck comes in threes.'"
And as cliché as it sounds, problems can be opportunities. So when you end up in one, ask what you can learn from it. "Consider your strengths. Cars might be foreign to me, but in general, getting things done and not getting ripped off are strengths for me," Boyes said. "You can also consider your weaknesses. I'm not great at asking for help because I'm socially anxious. This was an opportunity to overcome that and ask my neighbor for help (although, to be honest, it was my spouse who asked)."
Yes, bad news sucks. But we still have to cope with it.
#9
First Time Trying To Grow Carrots From Seeds. 6 Months Later
Travis Fox 4 years ago
The hardest! I regularly grow a Large garden, big enough to can my own produce from. Carrots, on the other hand, I gave up on years ago. After years and years of working the soil to specific pH and consistency, adding compost and sand, and I still got results exactly like these.
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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago (edited)
One time I tried pulling carrots for my mom and the first one I pulled was about an inch long and as thin as like 10 pieces of hair. I didn't pull any more carrots.
#10
Learn From My Mistakes
Julieandthephatones 4 years ago
yes both me and my uncle have done this and had the bruising 😣
BatPig 4 years ago
A junkyard band stuck a plunger to my boss’s bald head at a work conference once. He ended up with a giant hickey on the top of his head 💀
Yettichild 4 years ago
Yeah, my sister and I had those suction cup darts as kids. Learned this lesson the hard way.
Hannah Edwards 4 years ago
My son did this with a suction cup arrow before my daughter’ Christmas play. He had to wear a hat.
Springy The Non Binary Boi(They/Them) 4 years ago
I did the Kylie Jenner lip challenge with a dog toy and I got made fun of and got a knuckle sandwich by my bullies. I was really f*****g stupid that day. (I'm a f*****g moron sometimes!)
#11
Welp. There Goes Her New Bed
Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago
I gave my rats an awesome enclosed cat bed shaped like a Christmas pudding! They loved cuddling up in it for a snooze. Then one day they ripped all the stuffing out of it for no reason. Rats be like that.
#12
That Smile Though
Jebediah Chamberland 4 years ago
This happened to me when we went to see Disney on Ice when I was little! We got the nosebleeds and were totally blocked by a corner and a pole. I remember so little of the actual performance.
plain bOrEd not panda 4 years ago
They deserve to have you rip that seat off, beat them on the head with it, then put it on the stairs and sit.
Smeez geez 4 years ago
It’s ridiculous they’d build a seat there in the first place and extortion that they would sell a ticket for it
#13
Guess It's Toast For Breakfast Today
Sum Guy 4 years ago
fucken australia... and yes, i have no idea this was in Australia, but I'll stand by that
Kay blue 4 years ago
Let's face it, it's usually Australia when we see pics like this.
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Hannah Edwards 4 years ago
I always clip cereal packets closed after an unfortunate and deeply unpleasant spider incident.
#14
A Moose Broke Through A Window And Entered A School In Saskatoon Today
Bobert Robertson 4 years ago
It is. They usually take the bus with the kids.
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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
It was made to stand in the corner and think about the consequences of its actions
Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago
The new substitute teacher is a tough one - if she catches you passing notes or talking in class, she headbutts you in the stomach.
Samantha Lomb 4 years ago
We had deer go through a plate glass window in my school in Maryland and run around. But there was a lot more blood. In fairness to them the school was right next to a corn field
#15
4 Days After Moving To Chicago
Chandelure F-5 4 years ago
The Chicago welcoming committee in ANY neighborhood ain't messing around.
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Raj Kuthrapali 4 years ago
I remember back in the old days, a gentleman criminal had the decency to put his marks car up on 4 cinder blocks after committing his villainous act of unshoeing it without the owners acquiescence. These days car thieves are just plain rude and miserly. They'll steal the cinderblocks back.
William Teach 4 years ago
We had that happen on our backlot with an Accord that was just delivered. Got all 4 tires/rims (worth about $2500) while security was cruising the other side, destroyed the unibody buy balancing on cinderblock.
Kimi Tomminello 4 years ago
Steal a car= 15 years in prison. Steal car parts= 3-5 years tops. I live in the US. I hate that I know this.
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Rebekah Krause 4 years ago
I’ve lived in Chicago almost my whole life. It’s fine. There are some lovely low crime areas of the city. It’s not the Warzone you hear about on Fox News. It’s a really big city. There are some really bad neighborhoods. There are some really awesome neighborhoods, and it’s a great city.
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4 years ago
We had a period where garden plants, especially large Skimmia japonica, were stolen.
Kimi Tomminello 4 years ago
My neighbor had $300USD worth of begonias and morning glories stolen from her plant boxes. What on earth is going on with people?!
Load More Replies... buttonpusher 4 years ago (edited)
In my town they steal the catalytic converters. Some guy was found with like 300 of them. Just randomly got reminded the town where my ex grew up people actually stole their garden fence.
#16
My Commute Is 45 Minutes. Just Pulled Up To The Office, Reached For My Bags And
Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they) 4 years ago
Can someone explain this image to me? I don’t understand what’s going on
V Martinez 4 years ago
That's a picture of their bag that they left on their driveway at home. They forgot to load them into the car, before driving away. They are using an app prob to view the image from their home security cameras.
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colin dinsdale 3 years ago
....and what???? The bags are still there. What happened to the person?
#17
This Flooded Parking Garage, Containing Roughly 150 Cars
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
That's 150 claims for the insurance. They'll exhaust their reasons why this isn't covered.
Robert T 4 years ago
Why? It is highly unlikely that all the cars are insured with the same company. You would be claiming on your car insurance, not the insurance for the building. Whether they then claim against the building owner is not your problem.
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BlahBlahBlackSheepah 4 years ago
.... Why are there no windows in a parking garage? Vent much?
#18
Student Handed This In Today
Monic Krugell 4 years ago
I had to write a letter stating that my oldest son's project will not be in on due date because the day before his little brother assumed that it is an unfinished art project which he can finish on his brother's behalf....
MadRatter 4 years ago
When I went to secondary school my pet rat decided that my maths homework (a graph sheet) lacked style. He chewed around the entire border - looked a bit like lace - but luckily it was outside the work area. When I handed it in, my teacher looked at it funnily and I could honestly say " my rat ate my homework".
Tinykame 4 years ago
"The one time we tried"? What about all the other times, did they not try before?
justmemorticia 4 years ago
Maybe the dog lacked appetite for paper before?
Load More Replies... Kira Okah 4 years ago
My mother had to do the same once. Also have a chat with the teacher after another incident where the cat peed on the bag and the teacher wanted the pee soaked paper as proof.
Braineating Spleen 4 years ago
I did exactly this in 7th grade. I put the chewed up homework in a bag and took it to school. The teacher still didn't believe me and I failed the assignment
Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago
I had to do 5 pages worth of math Homework. Took me around 3,5 hours. My mum thought it was a good idea to refresh me, Unfortunatly she tripped and spilt a glass applejuice all over my pad. 😭😭😭😭 She wrote to my teacher about it. Everything was fine.
#19
Walked To Work In A Thunderstorm, But My Boss Forgot To Tell Me We All Have Today Off
Snorkeldorf 4 years ago (edited)
Happened to me. I lived far from the office and had to take a bus and two trains to get there. Weather was OK where I lived when I left but half way thru my travels, blizzard started. By the time I got to the my destination it was a white out with unplowed streets and sidewalks. Walked to the office from the train. Not easy and quite a walk even under perfect conditions let alone climbing through snow drifts. Got there and only one person was in. They looked at me and said "What are you doing here? We closed the office." Apparently, after being notified, our receptionist called everybody from her home who lived close by (as she did) first and me last. By the time she called me (pre cell phone days) I was well on my way to work. Got the voice mail when I finally got back home after many hours of trying.
ToGo 4 years ago
That's happened to me. It was a really bad storm (for here). I struggled getting to work but when I turned up the doors were all locked etc. Turns out my manager messaged the team on Facebook telling them not to come in. I don't have Facebook.
Say What 4 years ago
Strange that your boss would assume you all check FB early every weekday.
Load More Replies... justmemorticia 4 years ago
Now you can put a bubble wrap on everything. Or play with the chairs! Their fault they're not coming.
PenitentEyeball 4 years ago (edited)
“Stanley had walked all the way there just to realize that no one was there”
Tirza Malcomber 4 years ago
We live just down the mountain from the huge nearby university. The one year we got a massive dump of snow, only 1 bus made it up the mountain. My sister was on that bus after a 1 hr commute, only to realize her teacher neglected to tell her class was cancelled. Plus side: she stayed with me that day to warm up.
Nandy Nam 4 years ago
I feel you .. been there too !! Drove to work in the middle of an awful snow storm just to arrive and get managers text that office will be closed for the day !!!!
Nandy Nam 4 years ago
Forgot to mention that I almost killed my self twice on my way ...... :(
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SobyKay 4 years ago (edited)
Reminds me of the time my husband and I went to work (we were both teachers at the same school) and found it eerily deserted. Turns out we were the only ppl besides the principal who could make it in since heavy rains had flooded parts of our town and washed out many roads. We 3 just happened to live on a hill, within a couple blocks fr the school. The hill was so safe and dry, I had no idea what had even transpired overnight.
#20
It's Always A Pleasure To Realize That Your Coworkers Don't Know How To Close A Box Properly. Right When You're Ready To Go Home
Hans Brandt 4 years ago
Now you kick it on the ground and leave the mess for the one that didn't close it properly.
Laura Zappenduster 4 years ago
uuuh I would looove to sort this! without any sarcasm, I can keep myselfe occupied with such stuff :)
13 4 years ago (edited)
You know you can get paid for that kind of work right?
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Vicky Z 4 years ago
If someone did that to me then this someone would lose a nut for sure
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I know I can sort that 10 times quicker than my coworkers while enjoying myself. Still, these coworkers can do this themselves. Which they won't, they'll just order a new assortment. Then I'll get to get the old box, can enjoy sorting it at home. Learn how to play the game, people.
Chucky Cheezburger 4 years ago
Oohhhhh...Im envious of your nuts...and bolts and washers...Are they stainless? Cuz they look like stainless. I can almost smell them....
JC Walters 4 years ago
Orrrrr...and just hear me out, you could check the box before lifting it.
#21
How Does This Happen?
Sue Lynn Chan 4 years ago
Is anyone like good at maths or science, cause how fast you have to go to end up like that?
M O'Connell 4 years ago
Not super fast. On the left side, see the guy wires which support the pole at an angle from the ground up to the top? If you crash your vehicle into those wires, and as your car falls to one side, the wheel puts excessive tension on those cables, which in this case caused the pole to break.
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#22
Just Got Stung By A Wasp And I Have A Job Interview Later Today… Can’t Even Talk Right
John Baker 4 years ago
Botox is for wrinkles. Collagen is for fish lips. ;-)
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Vicky Z 4 years ago
Years ago i showed up on one of my first ever interviews with both my eyelids swollen! A f*****g mosquito stung both my eyes AND ONLY MY EYES so bad that i could barely see! I got the job
Bill 4 years ago (edited)
If you show up to an interview looking like this I would probably hire you
#23
6 College Bros And One Brain Cell Between All Of Us
Johanna Göransson 4 years ago
I was just wondering if I was the only one who have read that book.
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Scott Moore 4 years ago
Come on...you're giving your self WAY too much credit on the brain cell.
Sawdust 4 years ago
Of course, then the couch's true owner will be revealed! :-)
Load More Replies... 4 years ago
I've had such stairs in my former home. I had a large loft and I wanted to have my two pinball machine up there (Centaur and the wide body Embryon). I had to remove the steel handrail completely on both stairs to get them up there. And years later had to remove them again to get them down again. For some reason the pinballs have never left my garage ever after...
#24
Doordashed Food And In The 5 Minutes It Took Me To Get To The Door, The Neighbor's Cat Ate Through The Box And Stole Some Chicken
C. Wade 4 years ago
Also I'm hungry and that looks f*****g delicious. Gotta go make some breakfast.
Load More Replies... ToGo 4 years ago
Why would it take 5 minutes to get to the door? You know you've ordered food.
Zaza 4 years ago
5 minutes is a long time when it comes to pets. I once had a rollade (huge cylindrical meat thing wrapped in some netting, it's a luxury thing that we usually have for christmas and easter) cooking in a big pan on the stove. Gas stove, actual flames and such and it was a stand alone in an alcove, no counters or anything next to it. It took less than minute for me to pee and wash my hands in the bathroom 4 paces away. My cat who never begged for, or stole anything before in his 8 years of life got up there in less than a minute, stole the 2,5 pound boiling hot rollade out of the pan and off the literally burning stove and ran off with it before I could even see him leave the kitchen. He didn't have a single scourched hair on him. Was not surprised that he didn't eat for a day afterwards
#25
Family Vacation To The Grand Canyon. What A View
lazy panda 4 years ago
My trip to the Grand Canyon got delayed by a day because it was hit by a blizzard. I got absolutely stunning pictures of it though!
Bee 4 years ago
I also went and got a great pic of a dead tree and the pure white whiteout hiding the entire canyon 😂
Load More Replies... Nancy Baldauf 4 years ago
Saw spectacular fireworks in 1976 in San Francisco. Prettiest flashing fog I ever saw. Huge blobs of color.
SunofSpringtime 4 years ago
Happened to me when visiting Mount Fuji. Milk white fog all around. Haha
#26
Are You Kidding Me?
William Teach 4 years ago
Yup. Or ask the aisle monitors. They will do it.
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the fallen soufflé 4 years ago
It’s a sports game, so probably to show some spirit
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Danelys Fossler 4 years ago
People that go to shows, games, or concerts with large hats, signs, or flags that block the view of the people behind them deserve to go to hell. 🔥 👿
Emmy🧡️ 4 years ago
If it were me I would take the hat right off their head and throw it in the trash….or burn it. 🤣
#27
He Picked A Bad Day To Block The Fire Hydrant
over it already 4 years ago
Every day is a bad day to block the fire hydrant if you're not an a-hole.
Vicky Z 4 years ago
And it shouldn't! You are not supposed to park like asshole
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abby smink 4 years ago
I mean, they're literally trying to save lives, and your car is blocking them from doing exactly that.
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#28
I Heard Gunshots Outside Right Before Heading To Work, I Waited About 10 Minutes Before I Went Out To My Car And Found This. Glad I Wasn’t In The Car
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
God Bless America my home sweet home???????????????????
Load More Replies... Hannah Edwards 4 years ago
Can’t believe the person just waited a few minutes then went about business as usual. Don’t you call the police when you hear gunfire?
Queen Jackson. 3 years ago
Gun are dangerous. Guns can kill you. Some people can not think rationally if they think they are about to die.
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Vicky Zar 4 years ago
Imagine living somewhere, where you can actually hear gunshots outside your house and then finding your car with bullet holes. It's bad enough in war, but in a supposedly rich, developed country in peace time? This is insane! How can you put up with such a life?
Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago
Because moving to another country is very expensive, among other reasons. Although I dream of doing just that, on almost a daily basis.
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Falcon dimi 4 years ago
Here in Belgium when a cop fires his gun it is a topic in the national news.
Cecily Holland 4 years ago
Yes Americans this is why in Australians are quite happy with our gun laws. Apart from the odd dust up in Punchbowl you won’t see this much
Slytherin_4_LYF 4 years ago
Looks like 2 different cars in very different places
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My Grandma’s Lunch At Her New Senior Living Residence That’s $3k A Month. Wtf Is This?
Residents can’t go to the dining room to eat because they don’t have enough staff so it’s deliveries only.
Caro Caro 4 years ago
I would shout that place down OMFG. Then grab granny and take her out to lunch (if possible) or order some food .... This is so wrong.
Anne Reid 4 years ago
If they’re delivering food to each room because of staffing issues, that’s a HUGE red flag. Elderly people, especially those in care facilities, are at a big risk of choking. They should not be eating alone!!
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ZuluIsraeliAmnesiac 4 years ago
The kicker is that dyed singular cauliflower or whatever it is. What an insult!
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago (edited)
You don't have to accept this. Threaten them with a court case and public exposure.
Stephanie Keith 4 years ago
Unfortunately empty threats like this do not work. A lot of people can't afford a lawyer. These places know this and that's why they get away with it. Sad stuff for people who don't have a lot of money.
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NoneYa41 4 years ago
Every single one of these places; retirement homes and nursing homes needs to be heavily investigated. They all do this and it's awful!
Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago
I agree. My mom was in a place like this for her end stage COPD, along with hospice care for comfort. On three separate occasions, I found the buzzer to ring a nurse had been disabled.
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Della Purcell 4 years ago
I've been an RN for 12 years, and I can tell you that's been what I've witnessed in every nursing home I've ever worked in. It's sad, and it's like no one seems to care.
Kevin Donegan 4 years ago
The chef needs to have a "come to Jesus" meeting with the food service staff.
Tee Witt 4 years ago
Would it, are you sure? Even if correct there are controls and checks on these places, always being closed down.
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I Wore A Mesh Hat On A 30 Mile Hike. Feeling Like Aang Today
Cyd Charisse 4 years ago
You wear helmets on a hike?? Just what are you afraid of? Where do you hike?
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Claire Murray 4 years ago (edited)
"I laugh at gravity all the time. Hahaha, gravity." Don't expect me to not comment on this post my profile picture is the Cabbage Man. I AM the Cabbage Man.
#31
So I Had A Sneezing Fit While Driving Yesterday
Theoretical Empiricist 4 years ago
Apparently driving. I also have "sneezuires" while driving, and getting through them intact is an art.
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Pilot Chick 4 years ago
My uncle rolled his truck when he had a sneezing fit while driving. He was put through multiple sobriety tests because the cops didn’t believe him.
V Martinez 4 years ago
My cousin once hit a curb while sneezing. Got pulled over, and got a ticket. Cop told her next time she needed to pull over when she was going to sneeze! WTF?! (I know you can sometimes feel one coming on, but most of the time you just don't know!)
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MRSS 4 years ago
Hate to say this but you must have been GOD DAMN flying for that kind of damage to a BMW.
Lord Mysticlaw 4 years ago
My biology teacher in high school once told me that this is her greatest fear
Danielle Renee 4 years ago
i can see that. i don't sneeze once or twice. i sneeze at least 6 times, till i'm out of breath, it's weird.
VogueGal 4 years ago
She must have been going at a high speed rate or hit something really hard. I had few BMW in the past and it's well-known for its safety; from the look of the damage, this was more than a "sneeze snafu". I'm just glad she's okay.
Robert T 4 years ago
It's gone into something about 1 foot/30 cm off the ground - my guess is the rear of a pickup. You can see the crash structure behind the bumper, just to the right of what's left of the radiator, and it's gone right over the top of it. It's peeled the bonnet/hood like a tin opener.
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#32
Well
malenchki 4 years ago
🎶In the town where I was born lived a man who sailed the sea. And he told us of his life in the land of submarines🎶
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Nazda Pokmov 4 years ago
It came from deep within the ocean and found it's way back to it's pier.....
#33
So Finally After A Year I Was Able To Get A Ps5. My Dog Was Excited Too
Veronica Popescu 4 years ago (edited)
Dog figured you would spend less time with him because of playing with PS5 so he thought of a clever way to keep you from it.
Dorothy Parker 4 years ago
Depending on your credit card, if you paid for it with a card you may have some protection forvit.
#34
I Got Stuck Behind A Draw Bridge Today. And So Did An Ambulance
Mary Jeffries 4 years ago
I wonder if it had lights and sirens going. If it doesn’t, it’s not usually that big of an emergency.
Mark Kelly 4 years ago
hmm you'd think ambulances in that area would only go to hospitals that can't be accessed only by that bridge in case.
Stannous Flouride 4 years ago
As an EMT I was taught that the emergency ends when we reach the patient. If they've already picked up the victim, there's enough equipment in that ambulance to maintain them. If they haven't, hopefully they can radio for another vehicle to get there.
Attila Ángyán 4 years ago
Also ambulance not allowed to cross railway when its showing red light.
#35
Both Things Happened To Me Today
Martin Kaine 4 years ago
He'll probably break it off in the stone. The Gordian Knot is what he should go after.
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#36
This Kid Dropping Pizza
John Baker 4 years ago
My thoughts exactly. Not very bright on the parents' part.
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John Baker 4 years ago (edited)
I don't know what idiot downvoted you for that, but have an upvote to cancel it.
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Christine Ladyman 4 years ago
This need for the kids to be in charge of everything often ends in tears! I hope they all learned something, 🙄
#37
Just Took This Little Guy A Bath 20 Minutes Ago
Brîndușa 4 years ago (edited)
I had a fox terrier and - after a bath - she used to run into poo , no matter what kind of...(We are still living near that BIG PARK where all the moms still let them small children take an emergency poop between the trees.. ).Omg, the smell...
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Eglė Bukauskaitė 3 years ago
1st rule of thumb owning a puppy: bathe them at 10-11pm after the last toilet brake
#38
First Halloween In My New Neighborhood And Didn’t Get A Single Trick Or Treater
Ya boi Jakobi 4 years ago (edited)
the trick or treaters loss cuz they didn't get candy. nice decors btw
Thomas E S Thomas 4 years ago
In some parts of the southern United States they don't do trick-or-treating. They're too religious to let their kids dress up like witches and devils.
Melissa Boatman Linebaugh 4 years ago
Don’t let it stop you! This brought me joy, seeing your gorgeous hard work.
Hannah Edwards 4 years ago
I don’t get trick or treaters at my house, because I live in a street with a lot of older residents. I dress up and take our sweets out to the kids, like a reverse trick or treat.
laura lee 4 years ago
The conservatives have taken over Halloween and only take their kids to things like "trunk or tweet" at the local churches.
Queen Jackson. 3 years ago
We do trunk or treat and even then my family was one of the only ones that didn’t dress up 😭
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Andrew Good 4 years ago
Me realizing you got to eat all the candy: i see this as a complete win!
#39
Toddler Learned How To Use The Microwave
Paula Marowsky 4 years ago
Wait, why on earth you would leave an unatendent toddler to play with the microwave???
abby smink 4 years ago
Thank you. Especially with batteries in there, could have gotten severely injured.
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Annamagelic 4 years ago
Either one if those under the counter microwave shelves, or the kid is a climber. Either way not really shocking.
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Lara Treadwell 4 years ago
When I had a microwave it was out of reach! That's insane! It could have ended ao much worse!
#40
Apparently Someone Has Been Munching My Donuts And It Was Supposed To Be For My Kids After Work
Happi doggi (ve/ver/vis) 4 years ago
Maybe their kids ARE there. What grown adult eats like this.
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Yeah, this isn't just greed and theft - someone deliberately set out to be a huge jerk.
Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago
" A$$hole" is too nice a word for the donut-biter.
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Dodo 4 years ago
And they can't even say 'I wanted to know which one I liked best' because there are two sets of two in there.
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It's been a while since I laughed this hard. Thank you for making my day!
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Jigsaw's Puzzle 4 years ago (edited)
Okay but seriously why would you take a bite out of one of each of them
Raptor 4 years ago
Take a syringe, suck the jelly out of a filled, replace with hot sauce, no more snack theft.
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Owner Used The Wrong Shampoo (It's Hair Dye)
Yeah, you heard 4 years ago
Why would you shampoo so close to the dog's eyes? Why wouldn't you stop the moment you see it's blue dye? That dog is perfectly coloured all over: I suggest this was intentional.
Acatin Rose 4 years ago
I highly doubt it. People make mistakes, it's fine to put shampoo by a dog's eye, we put face wash right next to ours, not everything is animal abuse. Chill out.
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Samantha Lomb 4 years ago
It could actually be shampoo. Whitening shampoo ( bluing) will do this. Turned my horse partially green once as it interacted with a cut spray and went bright slimer green.
DuchessDegu 4 years ago
Purple shampoo (to tone down brassiness in blonde hair) does exactly this if you leave it on for more than a couple of minutes
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Uber Mensch 4 years ago
ABUSED ANIMAL COMMENTERS: Unless you were *actually there*, your suppositions are nothing but talking out your a$$. Besides, dog looks healthy, doesn't seem bothered - owner learned a lesson. Let it go.
#42
Thanks To Windows, I Never Saw My Card Again
alex mitchell 4 years ago
Saw this happen in Laos. One ATM in the village, and rolling black outs. Couple of lads I knew waited over an hour to use it, card in, blackout. No card or cash for you.
𝖊𝖆 4 years ago
This happened to me once! About three or four xmas’ ago? Needed to get cash out for the bus journey home from work, it was xmas eve and the only cash machine that was working, broke. It shreds your card I think in case someone tries to hack it or something? It rebooted and saw it was running ruddy XP! Which was a great OS but cash machines should really be using something else. The bank was shut in the high street, cos everything was shutting early, and I had zero money on me. Another fun and long walk home.
Liam Tranum 4 years ago
Just ask an employee near by the closest store and see if they can help
Marilyn Holt 4 years ago
I don't get this one. Is this an ATM? Those cards are easy to replace, no?
Libby Tailor 4 years ago
Atm, yes. And yes, you get your card back . Some days, even weeks later. But you need your money right now, so you will be there without money and withour your credit card...
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It happened with my some months ago. The ATM comp. system just restarted. My card was taken (took three weeks get back from the bank). Actually, why not do the system restart in the night when less people want to get money from atms??
Awesome Rob 4 years ago
I feel this. It happened to me once next to a movie theater. Didn't get to see the movie. Their card system was down and they only took cash.
#43
My Back Veranda After The Neighbour Next Door, With Which I Share A Septic System, Flushed Paper Towels Down Their Toilet
Kimi Tomminello 4 years ago
Where are these people being raised where they don't understand you can't flush paper towels, heck, you don't flush anything but toilet paper, down the toilet?
Keely 4 years ago
Yeah, I was like "That's a garage" lol excuse me while I park the car in the veranda
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Artoonist Corine 4 years ago
You are not supposed to flush paper towels even if you DON'T have a septic system - they don't break down.
#44
Someone Parked Underground With Their Sunroof Open And A Pipe Burst Above Them
8Yorkies-and-63cats 4 years ago
This would only make sense if it belonged to the person who bit all those donuts.
Vicky Z 4 years ago (edited)
Oh that would be such a sweet revenge! I choose to believe your version
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imsouravmitra 4 years ago
Do you remember that we used to get spam emails/texts that said something like "forward this to 20 people or bad luck will follow you for the next 3 years"?? This person didn't forward to 20 people
Dr. Gregory House 4 years ago
Sucks for the owner of the car, but you're supposed to have all windows of your car closed when its parked; it very well can lead to theft from your car.
#45
Yesterday I Asked A Homeless Man With A Sign "Hungry, Anything Helps" If He Wanted A Freshly Baked, Warm Bagel. Today At The Same Intersection Something Caught My Eye
At the time he was super thankful and nice, and I felt great about it as I drove off.
Thomas E S Thomas 4 years ago
Most corner-dwelling sign holders are not homeless or desperate. Some of the ones in my city work in teams of two to six people, standing at all points of egress from a freeway or a business. They can make between $2000-$4000 a day from begging.
Gehtdich Nixan 4 years ago
Even if I was a fake homeless person, I'd be super excited about a free freshly baked warm bagel...
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ChickyChicky 4 years ago
I offered a granola bar to a person asking for money. They kindly declined and told me they didn't have enough teeth to chew it. They smiled. They did not have good teeth.
Nathan Jones 4 years ago
I love all you enlightened people who think you know everything about homelessness because you saw a homeless person one time. Most of what you hear is pure bullshit. How do I know? My profile picture was taken in 2019 when I was homeless. I never asked anyone for anything, and because of that people would leave me money, cigarettes, and bring me food occasionally. I was grateful for all of it. I didn't use the money for drugs or alcohol. I used it for water so I could stay hydrated. Food so I had energy. Soap so I could shower every day in the woods with a gallon of water. I also used money for laundry. Most people I met in my position did the same thing. There was no shelter where I was at. I wasn't homeless by choice, I was out of state working and my job shut down. It was an 850 mile trip home and I never got my last check. My car eventually ran out of gas and was towed. I didn't burn bridges, I just had no way to get ahold of anybody and knew plenty of people who would've helped. Bottom line, don't go making inaccurate blanket statements when you don't know s**t since you never lived it.
Channon Doughty 4 years ago
Thank you for sharing your experience. I sincerely hope you are doing well now. And I hope it helps others have more compassion. My mom worked with the homeless for years. Most of the people were there due to circumstances out of their control.
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Josy Bannon 4 years ago
I once bought a spare filled bagel at the bakery and offered it a homeless man and he growled at me that he didnt want it and if I had a cigarette. I guess you can not just decide how someone wants your help, homeless people have a will of their own.
Yoga Kitty 4 years ago
Of course they have, but then they shouldn't carry a sign reading "hungry - anything helps", should they?
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Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago
I would have blessed that bagel and counted it as a blessing when through no fault of our own we were hungry.
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LazyPanda 4 years ago
I haven't seen anyone else stating this. But some homeless people stay away from eating food because hateful people poison and tamper with it. I imagine if you were truly hungry it'd be hard to resist though. But just a thought
Kelli Lindsay 4 years ago
They'd have every right to feel paranoid after reading this thread.
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CPT McSleaz 4 years ago
A fresh bagel sat in that spot for 24 hrs and not a single bird, dog, trash panda or the like came by to snatch it?.................Fake News.
#46
Woke Up Last Night To A Huge Crashing Sound Only To Find My Only Car Outside Completely Totaled By A Pos Driver. Nobody Else On The Road, 1 Am
Samantha Lomb 4 years ago
Technically they are liable, but you will likely have to sue to get them to pay out. Its likely such a moron does not have insurance.
Robert T 4 years ago
That's not how it works here. Your own insurance would cover damage to your car and then they chase the other party to reclaim the money. Most of our insurance companies now have an uninsured driver promise as well, meaning that they won't dock your no claims discount if you are hit by an uninsured driver.
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Michael Fernandez 4 years ago
Happened to me many years ago, but the driver took out six cars and a tree. We heard the series of crashes, commented that SOMEONE was having a miserable night, then I found out I was included in the misery.
Jon S. 4 years ago
"Pos driver"? I googled it but I just got stuff about windows software. Though I don't discount windows is somehow involved in crashing cars as well as my home computer nowadays.
Robert T 4 years ago
Should be written P.O.S. Refer to the line in Men In Black where Jay refers to the car as a Ford P.O.S. Means Piece Of Sh*t.
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SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 4 years ago
Someone (20 yo drunk driver + 2 friends, none of whom were wearing seatbelts) crashed into our house at one am. Thank goodness there’s a big, thick boxwood up against the house where they hit!
#47
Some Non-Municipal Company Started Digging Up My And My Neighbor's Lawn With No Disclosure To Put Some Internet Service In, Broke All The Sprinkler Systems
Toni Alabakovski 4 years ago (edited)
Here in Ohio, US, you call 811 (or www.call811.com) a week or 2 before digging, they will send people out to mark all of underground stuff. Many companies won’t dig unless your yard is marked or that you can prove that they were out & didn’t find anything. And it’s free.
M O'Connell 4 years ago
Utility marking companies will only mark UTILITIES. The sprinkler system belongs to the homeowner.
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Sawdust 4 years ago
Better to ask them to pay for the repairs first, then only threaten suing if necessary.
Load More Replies... ArchiBookworm 4 years ago
Calling to mark utilities wouldn't have prevented this - they broke the sprinkler system and those would not have been marked as they are private "owner installed" systems.
Robert T 4 years ago
Assuming that the land belongs to the neighbour, then they can't just go digging trenches there without some kind of permission. It would also be strange to route cables over someone else's property, unless you take an aerial route. Here we tend to run cables down the street and then tee them off to go to the individual properties. If that really is where communal cables have previously been run, then the neighbour should not have installed a sprinkler system over it.
M O'Connell 4 years ago
We have 'utility easements' which usually run between two properties to the road, or along the back of a property. That land is owned by you, but is heavily restricted in what you may do with it. It varies from place to place, but generally no permanent structures are permitted, and they may disturb the landscaping whenever necessary to perform utility maintenance. I have two easements, one for the electric power utility's overhead lines, and the other for a stormwater runoff channel. If these folks laid their sprinkler system through a telephone company utility easement, it's their own fault. They needed to review the survey plat for their property before they installed anything.
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PeachPossum 4 years ago
We have an asphalt company in our area who is notorious for not calling the safety dig hot line. He claims its cheaper to pay the fines than pay the fees and waiting for approvals. Moron. One day his workers are going die on the job because of his stupidity.
Davo gifman 4 years ago
Call before you dig. It's the easiest, and cheapest thing in construction that you can do.
John C 4 years ago
call who? utility companies won't mark your own sprinkler system
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Someone failed to call Miss Utility. (They will come out and mark where all the buried utilities are so you can dig safely)
#48
Someone Drilled A Hole In My Gas Tank. They Got Away With Roughly $12 Worth Of Fuel
Requiem 4 years ago
thats a hole, you can do it like the oil pan and put a bolt in
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John Topper 4 years ago
Ouch and you got stuck with a several hundred dollar bill. That sucks.
Steven Meyer 4 years ago (edited)
But also could’ve been made by a bullet. If you symphonic all of the gas out of the gas tank, then rub a degreasing agent around the hole to remove all traces of fuel, you can use some J&B weld to put over the hole. J&B weld will hold forever. My dad was riding his motorcycle over railroad tracks and hit the engine case on a spike that was high. Immediately lot of oil started coming out of the cracked case. He was riding with three other guys so He pulled over to the side of the road cleaned off the oil pan which had about a 1/16 inch crack on the bottom and then put J&B weld on the oil pan. Dad rode that bike for another 120 thousand miles and it never leaked.
#49
I Was Stung Twice, Once On My Forehead And Once On The Top Of My Ear
ephemeral_mochi 4 years ago
@Hans That doesn't mean that it didn't hurt to get stung. A kick in the 🥜s wouldn't kill you, does that mean it wouldn't cause you pain?
Steven Meyer 4 years ago
I absolutely hate wasps. Bees normally won’t sting you unless you bother their hive, but wasps are devils with Wings.
Jods 4 years ago
Pity not one of my family took a photo of me after a whole nest swarmed up my my trousers, up and down my t-shirt, everywhere they good jolly well swarm as they were too busy laughing their heads off. Picture the Michelin Guy on steroids. Did they take me to hospital as a precaution? Did they ‘eck as like.
#50
My Dad’s Phone. Left It To Charge Overnight, Woke Up And Saw This
M O'Connell 4 years ago
The lithium battery within the phone has become faulty, generated gas internally, and puffed up. The pressure shattered the front of the phone.
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#51
My City Decided It Didn’t Want These Trees Anymore
Kira Okah 4 years ago
If I remember this one correctly, the trees were diseased. Trees don't get cut down for no reason.
MikeWheelerFan 4 years ago
Actually, they do. My next-door neighbor cut down two beautiful trees just so hiss keep would be clean…
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Tyler Bt 4 years ago
Yes, but the trees were really ruining the `crippling depression`atmosphere.
#52
That's No Fun
Kevin Donegan 4 years ago
This guy is lacking some basic crtical thinking / problem solving skills.
Valley Girl 4 years ago
It's good he took his mask off before rubbing his face all over the window
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Sitting on his knees in front of the bench he could easily reach the phone with his left hand.
#53
My McDonald's Burger Had A Bug Baked Into The Bun
C. Wade 4 years ago
I read that as Netherlands and I was just about to ask "why the Netherlands specifically?" hahaha
Load More Replies... Annie Bieber 4 years ago
Lemme guess...they left out your side of flies...I hate drive thru...
MyOpinionHasBeenServed 4 years ago
Eww. I'm making sure to check my mcD food careful when I decide it's safe enough to start going back after this.
#54
Dropped And Broke My Favorite Plate I've Used For 32 Years. You Served Me Well, Bros
alex mitchell 4 years ago
Glued my old xmen mug back together, lasted another 8 years. God bless you Professor X
Load More Replies... Hannah Edwards 4 years ago
You can get a kintsugi repair kit, it makes the repair golden and a feature of the ceramic.
#55
This Is How My Morning Started. Wtf
Bhadrika Love 4 years ago
Trust me, people afraid of spiders would LOVE to not be afraid of them. Phobias unfortunately don't look up which spiders are dangerous before growing deep roots in one's limbic system. But on the bright side, we also get to be ridiculed by people who have never experienced what they are judging!
My O My 4 years ago
Yep! Thank god it's possible to overcome the phobia, or at least calm it down a bit. I somehow managed that and nowadays I still jump und sweat but don't fear for my life anymore
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#56
Dropped Two Pies On The Floor As They Were Coming Out Of The Oven
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
I would actually cry. If one of my apple pies fell, I would be absolutely devastated.
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
It was cooked for a restaurant, not for the pie maker. Less sad that way.
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#57
Gift From Mother Nature
Kimi Tomminello 4 years ago
🤢 I can smell this fruit just by looking at the picture!! Sorry to all you durian fans but I can't get over the smell of rotting flesh to actually try eating it.
Kira Okah 4 years ago (edited)
I've eaten durian, tastes like a sweaty sock smells to me. This is a jackfruit on the car though, not a durian.
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You Know What Doesn’t Mix? Sleepwalking And Wanting A Bath… FML
#59
Asked My Friend To Spray Sunscreen On My Back... Not The Most Even Coat
Demi Zwaan 4 years ago
He obviously was afraid to touch him. You do need to use your hands to apply evenly, and we all now, when a man touches another man... he's gay. Obviously. (That was sarcasm, in case people don't understand).
InfectedVoice 4 years ago
I'm a dude who loves his friends and would do anything to help them but honestly, rubbing your hands over your mate's oily back is not the best.
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Dawson James 4 years ago
That happened to me. I went to the beach and put on sunscreen on my own. It was the kind that you lathered on and you could literally see the finger marks where I got it and everything else was red.
Isabel Care 3 years ago
Among my many disabled helping gadgets, I have one for this purpose. Also got a sponge with handle that is supposedly for applying fake tan, works well for sunscreen. I suppose I could use Baldrick (for all those dirty jobs, a bum wiper) in a pinch too
#60
Left My Truck Parked Next To A Lamp Post Before A Storm
#61
There Wasn't A Ramp Or Anything. Believe It Or Not, The Driver Only Had Minor Injuries
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Combination of glitchy 2003 physics and large truck.
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Jeremy Sitorus 4 years ago
I presume the driver collided with something hard enough to make the car flip and land on the shed shelter thing.
#62
A Train Car Carrying Corn Had A Leak
#63
Wonder How Long That Was In There? Had To Forfeit That Last Sip
Jill Pulcifer 4 years ago
I always have a travel cup of coffee, couple years ago I had this exact same situation but with a Junebug. I almost barfed.
#64
Do You Guys Know Toner Dust From A Printer? It Feels Like Liquid If You Put Enough Of It In A Zip Bag. Well I Would Recommend To Use Something Else
Hans Brandt 4 years ago
That's what happens when you fk around with toner. Slow day at work, ha?
Anne Reid 4 years ago
I think they mean that the toner bag was mistaken for liquid soap and put in the dispenser. Which explains why this happened in a bathroom. Although, I’ve never seen toner come in bags.
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#65
After My Waitress Sat Down My Ice Water And Walked Away, My Glass Split Cleanly In Half
Troux 4 years ago (edited)
Let me explain, having seen this countless times as a server: A few glasses break over time because s**t happens in a fast-paced environment. Eventually running low, servers request more glasses. Manager denies request in anger; assumes that breakage should be extremely rare just like at home; assumes that servers are intentionally breaking glasses for fun (even though it takes 5 minutes of delicate cleanup every time it happens). Eventually the threshold is reached where there is no more backup glass inventory; you have to start using glasses fresh out of the scalding-hot dishwasher. Cold beverage in hot glass = another broken glass = even less inventory = even faster breakage rate. This of course leads to slower refills and occasionally broken glass at the table, lowering your tip. No, the neglectful manager's salary is not impacted in case you were worried.
SPQRBob 4 years ago
I saw this happen with silverware. Servers accused of not being careful and throwing away silverware while clearing plates at the dish pit. So we're not going to get more and during the dinner rush, we constantly run out of rolled silverware for new tables - here's some To-Go silverware #NotCheap #AngryCustomers. Turns out someone on the morning kitchen prep crew was throwing it in the dumpster because they hated having to roll all the silverware that was cleaned after all of the servers had left (we all had to roll a certain amount at the end of the shift). That chucklehead got let go, but the servers didn't get compensated for crappy tips from people who didn't like trying to cut their steak with a plastic knife. Go figure...
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#66
What I Asked For vs. What I Got
Tanya Venter 4 years ago
I am a hair stylist and this is terrible! A client's hair is a big responsibility!
#67
Left Work To Go Home And Car Sounded Like It Lost A Muffler. Got Home And Found My Catalytic Converter Stolen While I Was Parked. I’ve Only Had This Car For 6 Months
Kimi Tomminello 4 years ago
This past summer there was a bunch of catalytic converters stolen. I guess they're easy to remove and contain some rare metals people can get fast cash for. People are terrible.
JLH 4 years ago
Had this happen at work this summer. Called the cops. They said there was a rash of thefts, people moving down the freeways and hitting the big parking lots and there was nothing they could do. Normally I'm pro-cop, but that steamed my biscuits. We had it all on camera and everything. Dead to rights. Said the license plate was from a rental car so they couldn't track it. B.S. It was just too much interdepartmental bureaucracy for them to deal with.
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Steve Barnett 4 years ago
In the UK this is very common, even during the day. Seems to be specific vehicles though. But yes, they're stolen because of the rare metals in them.
Amanda Hunter 4 years ago
It's an industry now. Some shops pay for Catalytic convertors that have been stolen. The supply the tools to steal them.
#68
I Was Upstairs. Heard A Bang And It Appears My Radiator Had Fallen Asleep. How's Your Evening Going
MyOpinionHasBeenServed 4 years ago
hope it wasn't on. Used to live in an apartment with these huge rads. I was babysitting a neighbour and heard hissing coming from her kid's room. The metal valve fell off and I had no idea how to turn off the radiator. There was steam shooting out like Ol' Faithful and hot like lava. I can't remember what I did to fix it.
#69
My Basement Got A Little Wet
Samantha Lomb 4 years ago
An apartment building? Otherwise thats a lot of washers and dryers for one family.
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
Use the insurance money to create a finished basement. It’s a win in my eyes.
#70
Never Thought It’ll Happen To Me. 6 Hours Flight, Touched Me 3 Times
Robert T 4 years ago
Just pull off their sock and refuse to give it back. Or "accidentally" spill your drink on it.
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Kevin Donegan 4 years ago
There should be signs on the plane requesting passengers not remove their shoes.
#71
I Parked My Jeep Incorrectly
M O'Connell 4 years ago
I guess you don't have one of those stickers that says "¡ɹǝʌo ǝɯ dᴉlɟ 'sᴉɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟI"
Anyone-for-tea? 4 years ago
Just stand next to it and press square. (Sorry don’t know Xbox equivalent)
#72
If You’re Ever Tempted To Machine Wash A Down Pillow… Maybe Don’t
Marianne Saiso 4 years ago
Just check the pillow case first. And maybe put it in another just to be sure.
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Shelley DuVal 4 years ago
collect all the down, put it all in a pillow case, leave it in the sun to dry, then restuff
Patty George 4 years ago
Been there, done that. And they fly everywhere. You’ll be finding them for weeks!
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Surprised that they didn't know that. First thing my mother thought me.
#73
Went Hiking For My Partner's Birthday. There Were Bugs
BusLady 4 years ago
Looks like chigger bites (red bugs). They can bite you through your clothing. If you can't use bug spray, an alternative is Chigg Away. It also soothes the itch.
lara 4 years ago
If it bites "through" your clothing it is one hellava big chigger and you have no hope. You do not "find" chiggers in the grass but on woody stumps or piles of logs or in leaf mold/piles. Sitting on a wood pile might mean you end up with chigger bites along your waist. Chiggers are sneaky little snots.
Load More Replies... Zozo🤟 4 years ago
Some people are allergic to bug spray and it’s alternatives
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Tried To Save A Few Trees And Bought A Silicone "Cotton Swab". Guess Who's In Urgent Care Because The Other End Is Stuck In His Ear?
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
As my doctor used to say, "Never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear." Even q-tips have warnings on them that they shouldn't go in your ear.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Every medic and the Q-Tips company: "Q-tips or any other cotton bud should not be used to clean your ears." People: "I guess I'll have to clean my ears with Q-tips."
Suzanne Clark 4 years ago
Well sure, but have you ever tried cleaning your ear with your elbow?
Load More Replies... Demi Zwaan 4 years ago
I know they say not to use q-tips in your ear, but what are they actually for then? I can't really think of another use.
Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they) 4 years ago
Cleaning other parts of your face or small body crevices like your belly button. Can also be used for not-body things like keyboards or other small not-sensitive devices. I use them mainly for removing/touching up makeup or removing nail polish. They can also be used to clean the outside of your ears, but you shouldn’t push them into the ear canal.
Load More Replies... Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they) 4 years ago
The thing that some people don’t realize is that you can still use q-tips to clean your ears. But only the outside. Where people go wrong is in shoving the q-tip into the ear canal, which is where it causes damage or in this case, gets stuck
MyOpinionHasBeenServed 4 years ago
Wow the cotton swab companies are really trying to deter people using them to clean their ears. Just saw on the box i have they have given up and just stated " If you must use our products to clean your ears we recommend not sticking it too deep in the ear canal."
#75
My Mother In Law Started The Dishwasher For Us When We Were Away. She Used Dish Soap
Samantha Lomb 4 years ago
Oh I did this as a kid. Whole kitchen was flooded with bubbles. Dad started to get mad, but I said I did use dish soap. Then he had to explain dish soap for hand washing and for the dish washer are different ( tricky bastards) and we had to clean it up. Lesson learned
Forrest McCanless 4 years ago
Youngest did this once - I immediately thought of the Shop Vac, which made short work of sucking it all up! i think salt will also work to kill the bubbles - it's not that much liquid.
Suzanne Clark 4 years ago
My husband does this once a week...BTW it takes an additional 4 - 5 cycles to get rid of the suds. I've even put a waterproof post it note on the dish soap: "Do NOT use in dishwasher"...he loses the note.
#76
Parents Spilt Paint In Their Car
#77
Try To Guess Which Pink Number I Need For My Niece's Birthday
Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago
Maybe get two zeroes and stick them together with a little melted wax?
Jess-a-men 4 years ago
Buy a pink 9 and a rainbow 8, melt the 9 down and dip the 8 into the molten wax.
#78
My Daughter Left Her Magnifying Glass In The Cup Holder Of Her Booster Seat While We Were Parked In The Sun
#79
Shoe Decided To Fall Apart Before My Wedding
YoyoSthlm 4 years ago
My friend had a Jewish wedding and did that thing where they stomp on a glass. A shard went right through his shoe and made a huge cut in his foot. He had to go straight to the emergency room. And stay there for a day, missed the whole dinner and party. Happy memories!
Robert Bailey 4 years ago
Well, there's your problem. The sole is twice the sized of the shoe.
velocirrober 4 years ago
Something similar happened to me before and during a job interview, except my sole broke in pieces and there were leftovers everywhere.
C. Wade 4 years ago
1. They look pretty new to me. 2. Look at you Mr. Rich.
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This Tiny Gap, Where My Wedding Ring Now Lives
MyOpinionHasBeenServed 4 years ago
You just need a really thin rod or a slim jim. Might be able to hook it back up or push it out at the bottom
Paula Marowsky 4 years ago
I hate those marble counter tops. Always water leaking and filth storage at wall's joints
#81
One Of My Kids Brought Poison Ivy Into The House, Now My Hands Look Like This. Every Bump Is A Blister
Jill Pulcifer 4 years ago
I feel for you, I have some sort of allergy that no one can figure out so for years both my hands are like this, plus flaking and peeling.
RandomHumanBean 4 years ago
i had poison ivy on my arm. in the beginning of lockdown. it was visible for months. it was sooo bad that we had to "go" to the doctor to get better medicine for it, but like i said it was the beginning of lockdown so.....
#82
Someone Breaks Into My Car Last Night. I Have Nothing To Steal Except A USB Cable. Someone Stole My USB Cable. Yeah
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Said it before: A thief doesn't care if they have to cause $150 worth of damage for a $1 item. Never leave anything in your car. Even an empty shopping bag may contain a tablet or laptop. And a thief will want to know.
Incitatus 4 years ago
It was 300 to replace my window when thieves stole files at 5 in the afternoon. No, insurance won't cover it.
Load More Replies... M O'Connell 4 years ago
Will thieves ever learn that it's actually less expensive to replace a side window than it is to replace a little corner window?
martin734 4 years ago
I know it sounds stupid, but I leave the doors on my Land Rover unlocked. There is absolutely nothing in it to steal, it doesn't even have a radio fitted and I would rather a thief just open a door to find there is nothing to steal than smash a window. It has a canvas roof that would be easy to get through with a box cutter so really no point in locking it. I have security devices on the pedals, steering wheel and gearstick as well as a hidden immobiliser switch.
Friend Kelli 4 years ago
My brother's car was broken into for a $30 speaker that didn't work that well.
#83
What Could Go Wrong Having A Barbecue On Your Balcony During Quarantine
ElenaK 4 years ago
A lot! I really hate people who have BBQs on balconies. All the neighboring houses smell like grill!
Marianne Saiso 4 years ago
I really like barbecue. It's hard enough to live without a garden and in a lockdown. Let other people have a little pleasure every now and then.
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MyOpinionHasBeenServed 4 years ago
Oh this is why mgmt doesn't allow bbq on balconies if we had one.
#84
Portable Battery Fell And Broke My Ceramic Lakers Basketball Piggy Bank That I've Been Using Since I Was 10
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago (edited)
Use one of the dollars to buy some glue.
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#85
Heard A Crack And Went Outside To See What Made The Noise
#86
My Cat Decided To Piss On My New Switch, Instead Of Literally Anywhere Else
June 4 years ago
Cat puked on my external hdd on table. Another one peed on my book inside my bag. Just be kind with the cat and wish they will be nice with you ^^
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Sleazy Weaver 4 years ago
Serious answer but um, yes. Cats are very clean animals & don't urinate outside their litterbox unless it's absolutely filthy, they're trapped in a room without a litterbox, or kitty is sick/distressed. I would be very surprised & concerned if that was my cat...
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Pena Perkele 4 years ago
My cat just pissed onto my heating pad last week... and onto the 100% wool carpet, and it seems he had pissed onto the other wool carpet too. I just washed another carpet a couple of months ago after that idiot had pissed on it when I didn't get out of bed right away in the morning when he started meowing. He wants me to go to the bathroom with him for morning piss..
Gerard Neaux 4 years ago (edited)
They kinda like the smell of wool. I had a little wool carpet and mine used to pee on it or roll on it after I washed it. He would roll on all sides with such appetite, he really loved that carpet.
Load More Replies... Amanda Hunter 4 years ago
You're guilty for something, Cat is telling you something. Or they're sick.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Your cat has either a medical problem or you forgot to clean the litter box in time.
Shelley DuVal 4 years ago
Many years ago, I had a cat who decided my open handbag was a good place to pee. My bank book was in it. I had to take it to the bank in a plastic bag, and gave the teller a pair of plastic gloves so she could read it and re-issue me a new bankbook. I felt so sorry for her, and couldn't apologise more.
#87
I Spilled This Whole Bottle In My Pocket And Now I Smell Like A Deer's Flashlight
Mark Howell 4 years ago
The tables are turned, now the stags are hunting him ;o)
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Jayne Kyra 4 years ago
The original title does NOT say flAshlight. It´s flEshlight, a sex toy for men.
Friend Kelli 4 years ago
Hunters who like evil are terrible people. I don't know what this is but you stink.
J. F. 4 years ago
Female deer hormones, the ones that indicate the doe is ready for reproduction activities
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M O'Connell 4 years ago
In an environment which has been purged of natural predators like wolves, hunting is necessary to maintain an appropriate deer population. Without hunting to limit the population size, over winter deer will consume all available food in their habitat, then they will consume all extant human landscaping, then starve to death.
Load More Replies... sofacushionfort 4 years ago
No surprise we’re dragging deer hunters here, but there are a lot of poor in rural America and venison is a welcome addition to their diets. “Bring back the natural predators” just means coyotes who kill a faun as it’s birthed, and kill pets too.
#88
Matty Matheson's Daughter Wanted To Help Make Her Own Birthday Cake
#89
It Was Windy Today
readingthequibbler 4 years ago
We had a gazebo tied down and with multiple bricks help keeping it down. This happened to us.
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Pro Tip: Don't Store PC Stuff Near Paint When Moving Into A New House
C. Wade 4 years ago
When you have 20+ tabs open and finally find that one good video ;)
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Expert tip: Don't set up your pc when there's still a lot of painting to be done.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
(Lonely goomba voice) That isn't paint! It's jizz!
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mcborge1 4 years ago
You can't use solvents on plastic anti glare coatings as it can leave them permanently fogged up.
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Accidentally Dropped Tuna Can In My Sink
BusLady 4 years ago
Or struggle with a knife for half an hour, then slap yourself and say "I'm an idiot. I could have used a magnet!" Lol
Load More Replies... iffypedia 4 years ago
tin is paramagnetic, meaning it is only weakly attracted. stick a fork through it and lift it slowly
lara 4 years ago
Use an ice pick, insert between opening and can, very carefully life up. SLOWLY. When it is up enough stab can with ice pick so it is now in the can and you can bring it out.
Pat Tamarin 4 years ago
Use an ice pick, but stab it in the center of the can, tilt it slightly, and lift out the can.
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Last Weekend, I Was The Idiot. Didn't Notice Until 1 Hour Down The Road
Kimi Tomminello 4 years ago
My hubby did this when he was a state trooper 😂 he got an emergency call while fueling up and was still a rookie trying to get to every scene first. Totally forgot to replace the nozzle. Didn't realize until he got to the scene of the accident. Ate crow for his entire tenure 😂
Robert T 4 years ago
I just don't understand how this can happen? In the UK you can't forget, as you are literally holding the thing until you finish filling, then have to remove it to refit the cap. Do you tell the pump to dispense so much, then just leave it to fill?
Serbob 4 years ago
Same with all the pumps I've been to. I've also seen people slide the gas cap in the handle to keep them filling while they do something else. Always shake my head at them.
Load More Replies... Theoretical Empiricist 4 years ago
Wouldn't surprise me if it's one of the reasons some states won't let you pump your own gas.
V Martinez 4 years ago
New Jersey and Oregon seem to be the only states that don't allow you to pump your own gas. There are probably a few cities or counties spread out that do the same. Full service is still around, but you have to ask for it, hit the button, or pull up to a specific pump.
Load More Replies... Andy Acceber 4 years ago
I've heard this happens surprisingly frequently. Still, an hour down the road is really impressive.
Pat Tamarin 4 years ago
That's why they have break-off points. They're easy to reattach, if you return them to the station. Expensive to replace, though. And, yes, it happens all the time.
Lynn Morello 4 years ago
That is the one thing I always do, remove the hose and lock that down, put in the petrol cap and close and latch the petrol cap door. Then I go and pay for the fuel.
#93
Parked My Bike Outside A Friend's House For Less Than An Hour, Came Back Out To Find Someone Keyed My Tank Just In Time For My Halloween Ride
Liam Tranum 4 years ago
Keyed what does that mean does that mean someone scratched your tank yeah that sucks
oddkiddo 4 years ago
Can't really blame them when you choose to ride a noisy piece of s**t like that. Do you have ANY idea how horrible it is for sound sensitive people when idiots like you comes roaring by? For at lot of people with differently structured brains, noise actually activates the brain center for physical pain, releasing huge amounts of cortisol and adrenaline instantaneously causing their flight/fight reflex to kick in as well as high levels of stress and anxiety. So f*x*ck you. Only good thing about motor bikes is the high mortality rate when they crash.
#94
Bought My Sister An Ice Cream Cake, Her Name Is Dori
Robert T 4 years ago
So why does it say "Rose" on the ticket? I'm guessing that is where the confusion came from.
Valley Girl 4 years ago (edited)
I'm assuming they wanted a flower on the cake. What the order taker thinks quotation marks signify, that I cannot answer.
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Checked Into The Last Room Available Late Last Night In The Middle Of Nowhere
Kimi Tomminello 4 years ago
Chair under the door k**b. Not as secure but could buy you a little time.
Shelley DuVal 4 years ago
Besides, it looks as though it is really easy to kick the door open which is why the locking mechanism is broken.
Fajar Kurniawan 4 years ago
There was something going on in that room. For someone break the door open. Maybe a raid
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Use the right half to screw the door shut with the Philips screwdriver you always carry with you.
#96
The Store I Work At Lost Power For 20 Minutes And We Had To Throw Out 1000$+ Of Meat And Cheese Because It Was 3 Degrees Above What We Can Keep
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
20 minutes? Those are some oddly strict rules. If it really was only 20 minutes, I hope by "throw out" you mean "give to staff and friends."
Monty Is Fiennes 4 years ago
Uh no... there are very strict rules about businesses selling items over a specified temp... where I live it is over 5 degrees C for cold stock and more than -18 degrees C for frozen... if stock is found to be outside that limit it must be written off and thrown away... if the business allowed staff and friends to take the products they could be sued for negligence/food safety laws... hence why I am always sh*tted off when I see people getting deli goods and leaving them in cold sections, cold goods on shelves and frozen goods outside freezers... all this stock gets trashed, insurance may be claimed but your grocery prices will go up... and its a damn waste...
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Brîndușa 4 years ago
I wondered that, too.I didn't read the story : maybe it is a small store.
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John Baker 4 years ago
If it was a no go after only 20 minutes, it was on the edge to begin with. Where do you work so I can be sure not to shop there?
GlitterQueen541 4 years ago
It doesn't mean it was spoiled, it just means the food got 3 degrees warmer than what they are legally allowed to have it at and still sell it.
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#97
Oh, Okay
#98
Gotta Love Ads In My Fortune Cookie
#99
I Need This For School. I Don't Have The Money For A New One
Scott 4 years ago
When I was selling and repairing computers for a living, ACER was not-so-affectionately known as being an acronym for "A Cheap Electronic wReck." Total shame for OP, and everyone's on point with the second display.
Candia Lee 4 years ago
The ACER gaming monitor we have is great, but an earlier ACER just quit.
Load More Replies... Andy Acceber 4 years ago
Maybe you can get a cheap second screen? They're a lot cheaper than a new laptop.
M O'Connell 4 years ago
Magnets have absolutely zero effect on an LCD screen. It's CRTs that they damage.
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It’s Me. I’m The Idiot. Left My Sunroof Open When It Called For Rain
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
It's your sunroof. It shouldn't have called for rain when it was open.
Poultry Geist 4 years ago
I just left my brand new duck boots in the bed of my truck :(it rained
#101
Can I Get An F In The Chat? Never Buy A Desk From Wayfair
Evil Little Thing 4 years ago
Yeah, it seems they neglected to attach the tensioner bar across the back.
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Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
Wayfair isn’t a brand of furniture. They sell many brands. So the statement is illogical to begin with.
#102
I’ve Had This Car For Four Days
Jessamyn Zolczynski 4 years ago
I had just gotten my tire fixed. 2 days later, same tire. One week after that I had a key go in my other back tire. Get the warranty at Walmart = free fix
Ralph Burton 3 years ago
I don't know where you live ,but in the UK that tyre, whether 4 days old or 4 years old, is scrap!! It's illegal to mend a tyre that close to the edge.
Kimi Tomminello 4 years ago
Cost me $12USD. Just had to have this done when I found a nail in my tire.
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How Is Everyone Else's Day Going?
mcborge1 4 years ago
This is why I haven't gotten a PC case with a tempered glass side panel yet. My acrylic panelled carbide air 540 might not be as flashy as most modern cases but it will last a lot longer.
H.L.Lewis 4 years ago
This is what people don't realize about tempered glass, it can just explode without anything touching it. And it can take very little pressure to break it at other times. But it can last for years too, and much safer that giant shards of untempered glass. Oh, and Never try cutting it. It has to be cut to size before it is tempered.
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Easy fix with an acrylic plate. They even have them in all sorts of flashy colors.
#104
Got My Toddler New Shoes Over The Weekend. He Just Threw One Of Them Into The Fireplace
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
Or just get a refund completely! And get a cat. No shoes required
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Theenbypotat 4 years ago
THIS. THIS EVERYBODY IS WHY I *STRONGLY DISLIKE* CHILDREN. LIKE I UNDER STAND THAT THEY "DONT KNOW ANY BETTER", BUT WHY, WHY FOR THE SAKE OF ZEUS AND WHOEVER ELSE IS HOLEY, WHY?!?!?AND THEN THERE ARE THE ADULTS THAT LEAVE CHILDREN WITH LITERAL FIRE. (I know that this is a very unpopular opinion, but I am terrified of children, and I'm almost as terrified by people who don't understand why.)
#105
Because I Wasn't Already Running Late For Work
#106
I’ve Been Promising My Son A Milkshake For Days. Finally Swung Through To Pick Up One For Him. The Scene When We Got Home
Lightningstar 4 years ago
The milkshake got spilled as soon as they got home
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#107
The First Set I Haven't Enjoyed Building (World Map) Just Got Even Harder
Samantha Lomb 4 years ago
empty the vaccum bag ( or put a clean one on) and vaccum them up. Then you can empty the bag and sort them again
Candia Lee 4 years ago
Dustpan and brush, so much easier. My vac is too dusty, I'd have to wash them after.
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#108
McDonald's Left A Label In My Burger
Robert Bailey 4 years ago
On the plus side, that's an awful lot of real onion for a McD's burger.
#109
Was Invited On My First Date Since The Pandemic. As Soon As We Began Discussing Date Details, Facebook Services Crashed And Now I’m Reading A Book Alone In A Bar
Green Machine 4 years ago (edited)
Facebook goes down? THAT'S your bad day??... enjoy your drink in peace! lol
M O'Connell 4 years ago
You missed the part about making their first dinner-date in more than a year, and the communications platform used for making that date quit working.
Load More Replies... Acatin Rose 4 years ago
He was discussing where to meet up on Facebook. Then Facebook crashed.
Load More Replies... Daniel Schnitzler 4 years ago
The book title means in english : good world, where are you? (It’s german)
Annabeth Chase 4 years ago
(Directed to BensMom) Some people might not have known or were wondering. Also, I feel sorry for Ben
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Jayne Kyra 4 years ago
What´s wrong with reading a book in a bar while having a beer? I don´t have a beer tap at home, so I do this.
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Lex 4 years ago (edited)
Today I was hopping down the stairs on my right leg because I've hurt my knee on my left leg and I misstepped and sprained my ankle and both legs are stuffed and every step is painful. I also have a multi hour cadets thing that i have to be standing for on the weekend .
Lara Verne 4 years ago
I had pretty bad week this year in February. I had covid and heating in my house stopped working. I couldn't fix it, no one else could go to my house, it was -20 °C outside. I had little portable heater, but it wasn't enough.
Bobby 4 years ago
Hope things are better for you. Currently waiting for insurance adjuster because... well... my heater went out and my portable unit set fire to the electrical socket. Fortunately it's not -20°C! I applaud your stamina, friend. That's a rough temp to endure without heat.
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WalkingSky️ 3 years ago
I sleepwalk when I’m stressed and ever since the start of covid I wake up at least twice a week outside or crammed in a tight space. ( my neighbor once woke me up when I fell asleep in her garden..)
memyselfandI 4 years ago
We had a couple of bad months a year ago when pretty much every single appliance in the house broke… it started with the refrigerator, the same one that’s broken like six times before but unless it breaks three times in the exact same way the warranty doesn’t cover a replacement, just fixes it. This time it broke completely and wasn’t fixable, we ordered a new one but warranty compensation wasn’t working very smoothly so we had to pay out of pocket at first, fortunately they also paid for a rental (which had the same compensation headache), we put it in the garage because it was supposed to be only a month or so. And then it was delayed, and delayed, and delayed, and eventually we got a bigger rental and put it in the house, because apparently the new fridge wasn’t going to come for months. It was on the slow boat from China. And the US didn’t really like China at that point. And that whole clogged ports/Suez Canal/pandemic thing. So we didn’t get a new fridge for about six months.
memyselfandI 4 years ago
During which time the toilet broke, we fixed it and it broke again, several printers broke, the other toilet broke, the vacuum broke a few times, the heater broke, I think the water heater broke too, the washing machine started leaking once or twice, and I was placing my bets on the kitchen sink going next. (Of course it’s still holding on while everything else collapses.) Oh, and to top it all off, our septic tank started leaching into our chicken coop. Not fun. But the best part is, it just started up again, and this time it’s not leaking slowly, it’s bubbling up and we think there’s actually a broken pipe underground. Oh, and our grill broke. So I wouldn’t say it’s been a bad day, but fall has not been a good season for our house.
Load More Replies... Lex 4 years ago (edited)
Today I was hopping down the stairs on my right leg because I've hurt my knee on my left leg and I misstepped and sprained my ankle and both legs are stuffed and every step is painful. I also have a multi hour cadets thing that i have to be standing for on the weekend .
Lara Verne 4 years ago
I had pretty bad week this year in February. I had covid and heating in my house stopped working. I couldn't fix it, no one else could go to my house, it was -20 °C outside. I had little portable heater, but it wasn't enough.
Bobby 4 years ago
Hope things are better for you. Currently waiting for insurance adjuster because... well... my heater went out and my portable unit set fire to the electrical socket. Fortunately it's not -20°C! I applaud your stamina, friend. That's a rough temp to endure without heat.
Load More Replies... WalkingSky️ 3 years ago
I sleepwalk when I’m stressed and ever since the start of covid I wake up at least twice a week outside or crammed in a tight space. ( my neighbor once woke me up when I fell asleep in her garden..)
memyselfandI 4 years ago
We had a couple of bad months a year ago when pretty much every single appliance in the house broke… it started with the refrigerator, the same one that’s broken like six times before but unless it breaks three times in the exact same way the warranty doesn’t cover a replacement, just fixes it. This time it broke completely and wasn’t fixable, we ordered a new one but warranty compensation wasn’t working very smoothly so we had to pay out of pocket at first, fortunately they also paid for a rental (which had the same compensation headache), we put it in the garage because it was supposed to be only a month or so. And then it was delayed, and delayed, and delayed, and eventually we got a bigger rental and put it in the house, because apparently the new fridge wasn’t going to come for months. It was on the slow boat from China. And the US didn’t really like China at that point. And that whole clogged ports/Suez Canal/pandemic thing. So we didn’t get a new fridge for about six months.
memyselfandI 4 years ago
During which time the toilet broke, we fixed it and it broke again, several printers broke, the other toilet broke, the vacuum broke a few times, the heater broke, I think the water heater broke too, the washing machine started leaking once or twice, and I was placing my bets on the kitchen sink going next. (Of course it’s still holding on while everything else collapses.) Oh, and to top it all off, our septic tank started leaching into our chicken coop. Not fun. But the best part is, it just started up again, and this time it’s not leaking slowly, it’s bubbling up and we think there’s actually a broken pipe underground. Oh, and our grill broke. So I wouldn’t say it’s been a bad day, but fall has not been a good season for our house.
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