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40 Cringy, Tasteless, And Cursed “Boomer Core” Items Of Clothing People Actually Wear In Public, As Shared On This Twitter Page
As long as humanity exists, there will be friction between all of the different generations. The older gens typically think that youngsters nowadays lack respect and are ‘lazy.’ On the flip side, younger gens see their older counterparts as stubbornly holding on to antiquated ideas, lagging behind the times, and unable to adapt to a rapidly changing world.
Life isn’t all black and white. There are nuances. And no generation is ‘perfect’ or ‘evil,’ whether we’re talking about Baby Boomers (born 1946 to 1964), Generation X (born 1965 to 1980), Millennials (born 1981 to 1996), Generation Z (aka Zoomers, born 1997 to 2012), or the newly-forming Generation Alpha (born in the early 2010s and mid-2020s). Simply put, there are sizable differences in values and how people approach work and life.
However, some aspects of each gen are so friggin’ bad that they’re practically begging to be shamed online. That’s where the ‘Boomer Core’ Twitter page comes in.
The account shares pics of the very worst Baby Boomer items of clothing that are just… ugh. The slogans are cringeworthy beyond belief. Don’t believe us? Scroll down and upvote the pics that you think are the most awful, dear Pandas Don’t forget to take this bottle of Unsee Juice(™) with you. Just in case!
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#1
The Gay Pollinator 3 years ago
If someone doesn’t do this at my funeral I’m coming back to life and doing it myself, then promptly dying again.😅
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Jason 3 years ago
I'm laughing because it's totally not me.... Hahaha .. Uh f threw out my back laughing
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William Teach 3 years ago
Why does this need to be shamed? For one thing, Millennials and Gen Z will be there one day
30_Helens_Agree 3 years ago
I think some of us millennials are already there!
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Perfumista Perfumista 3 years ago
used to work with a Mike Pizza. I wish him a long and happy life.
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Let’s get this out of the way really quickly. Generally speaking, we believe that people should have the freedom to wear what they like. However, some items of clothing are just so completely awful, nobody should approach them even with a 10-foot pole.
Shirts and caps with funny phrases and pictures work sometimes. If they’re sufficiently witty and lighthearted. However, the facepalm-worthy captions that we see in this list should never have seen the light of day. We’ve called the Fashion Police, as well as the Humor Bureau, and they said they’re on the case.
#4
Mistiekim 3 years ago
The microbiologist in me is screaming out - the deer tick is smaller than a wood tick!!!! Yes, I’m a nerd.
Evi Grimes 3 years ago
I mean, I know that because I play in the woods... Didn't know it was a microbiologist level of knowledge
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Phobrek Taz 3 years ago
The angle of this shot makes it look like it's a cross between Trump and Biden. Which I guess makes it a shirt for everybody?
Jonn Thundergun 3 years ago (edited)
For everyone arguing.....It's Biden. Here is a link to the shirt https://www.kowzshop.com/products/know-your-parasites-t-shirt-know-your-parasites-deer-tick-wood-tick-lone-star-tick-lunar-tick-lone-star-tick
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago (edited)
I have a jpeg version of this. The last image is of our governor.
#5
FeartheHero 3 years ago
Okay so when are we getting to the "shame worthy" stuff? So far these have been funny!
censorshipsucks 3 years ago
that's why the higgs boson is called the god particle. you can't have mass without it.
#6
The ‘Boomer Core’ social media project is actually fairly new. It was created just a few months ago, in July of 2022. In that time, the account has grown to nearly 63k followers.
The founder of the page describes the project as dedicated to sharing “all the boomer images and clothing found across this accursed land.” We assume they mean the United States because we really don’t see anyone else coming up with similarly cough ‘creative’ cough shirt slogans.
#7
Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago
I'm worried about this one person I used to know who makes these jokes.
Victorian Rose Nana 3 years ago
get over all the anti Christian stuff, would you make jokes about Jews or Muslims?
#8
BasedWang12.7 3 years ago
Hello brethren.... I can also vouch for this and now I want one
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Stosh S 3 years ago (edited)
Ah yes, alcoholism is so funny. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Your kids will surely look back on their life with a perpetually drunk parent and feel good about the time they were able to spend with you.
angied4liberty 3 years ago
It's a football joke, lighten up. Alcoholism is a disease, not a choice. Turn your outrage at a t-shirt into something proactive and do something about it.
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FryFinglonger 3 years ago (edited)
Go Pack! 🦊 the 🐻! (Tell your mom I says hi, and watch out for deer.)
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SheamusFanFrom1987 3 years ago (edited)
Just so you know, I'm buying this shirt and wearing it everywhere to show I ain't monkeying around XP
Alexandra Davis 3 years ago
Who even thinks of these sayings, yet alone thinks they'd be good on a t shirt that people would want to buy?!
cwa92464 3 years ago
That's why Millennials don't get it because they stop reading after 5 words
Load More Replies... The renowned philosopher Socrates had this to say about the younger generation around 470BC: “Children; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. They no longer rise when elders enter the room, they contradict their parents and tyrannize their teachers. Children are now tyrants.”
Not much has changed in terms of inter-generational dynamics since then, has it?
#10
$cagsy 3 years ago
I think I'm starting to realise that there are only two types of boomer; Wholesome and bat-s**t crazy. I'm agnostic but I like the sentiment of this one. And we all know what 'dog' is, spelt backwards don't we? That's correct. It's still dog, just spelt wrong. Spell it right please.
JL 3 years ago
I think I'm starting to realize someone isn't sure what the words cringy, tasteless, or cursed mean.
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Dirk Daring 3 years ago
Next month will be 3 years since my Nugget passed on. This one hit me right in the feels.
mark glass 3 years ago
Does this one come with bags suitable for either the dog's poop or the readers' upchucks?
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#12
Though there’s a bit of flip-flopping between academics as to how exactly we can categorize Millennials and Zoomers, there’s a lot more clarity when it comes to Baby Boomers.
Baby Boomers, colloquially (and somewhat disparagingly) known as Boomers, were born between 1946 and 1964, right after the end of the Second World War, as the Cold War was starting. They followed the Silent Generation and preceded Generation X.
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RockSteady 3 years ago
No, Straight Outta Compton is the parody of this shirt.
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Acestarx (They/them) 3 years ago
THIS BRINGS BACK TRAUMATIC MEMORIES OF WHEN THE SCHOOL GAVE US ACCESS TO RECORDERS OH GOD IT WAS HORRIFYING IT WAS A WAR A REVOLUTION
Literallyaeasybakeoven 3 years ago
THEY GAVE THEM TO US FOR ONLINE MUSIC CLASS. IF YOU THOUGHT RECORDER WAS BAD TRY LAGGY RECORDER
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Greta Kolding 3 years ago
My father expressly forbade me to bring one of those accursed things into the house.
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Tactical Taco 3 years ago
https://www.amazon.com/Recorder-Player-Tshirt-Instrument-T-Shirt/dp/B0B31FHDRN?th=1&psc=1
Load More Replies... Karl Baxter 3 years ago
I can’t even begin to understand this one but I can hear “London’s Burning” played in a round (badly) in my head
Remi (He/Him) 3 years ago
Ours was "Frère Jaques". I'm allergic to the song now
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LapCat 3 years ago
When my then-8 year old daughter tried playing the plastic one she brought home by sticking it in her nose and breathing into it 🤦🏽♀️
Cyber Returns 3 years ago
We managed to weaponize our recorders at school. I'm now bound to secrecy beyond this point
oddly_informed_raven 3 years ago
we're here for a good life not a long one. tell us
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Hotdogking 3 years ago
Actually, God is his surname. His first name is Oh
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Solid Pileo 3 years ago
God's last name is If-You're-There-And-Listening-Please-Help-Me-I-Swear-I'll-Never-Touch-Drink-Again.
In this day and age, there’s a lot of tension between Boomers and members of younger generations. Many people feel (whether correctly or not) that Boomers, especially those in the United States, are slightly hypocritical. They grew up during a time of unprecedented growth and affluence. Housing and education were cheap back then.
Compare all of that affordability back then to the economic situation now. Many young people in the West feel like they’ve been completely priced out of the ability to own property. Rent prices alone are sky-high (if you can find an apartment at all due to the huge demand).
#16
Annica 3 years ago
Me too. Just googled it and it's from 1995. I feel so old...
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Vasana Phong 3 years ago
There was a WWE wrestling team with same name, be careful before Vince gets you on copyright
Wren Hard 3 years ago
Yes, I would very much like to know why you think that is racist?
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SPQRBob 3 years ago
I have it on good authority that God's first name is Harold. It's right there in the Lord's Prayer: Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be Thy name...
Shyla Bouche 3 years ago
Your post got posted in the wrong spot. I just posted this same thing on (I think) the right post.
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Your sleep paralysis demon 3 years ago
With a side eye to the right, and a side eye to the left I swipe my card and whisper “no one will know” as I make plans to wear this shirt everyday until I’m 89
Many Americans are also saddled with huge debts from going to university. Student loan debt in the US stands at around $1.745 trillion. That comes to an average federal student loan debt balance of $40,780, including private loan debt.
CNN really put it well when it comes to the current attitudes surrounding property. “A little over a decade ago, the dominant narrative about the housing market was that Millennials simply weren’t buying. They were either too cheap, lazy, or itinerant to commit to something as weighty as a mortgage,” writes Allison Morrow.
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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 3 years ago
I thought all cats went to hell, so they could watch?
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Shyla Bouche 3 years ago
It's an odd concept, Satan wanting a restraining order. I don't want to meet the entity that he's filled against.
Lady Z Azrael 3 years ago
Yeah I tried releasing Hela to dethrone Lucifer and now I'm barred from both Hell and Hel.
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Helen Bennett 3 years ago
Reminds me of my brother, who made this joke and eventually died of alcoholic liver failure, slowly, horribly, over about seven months.
“Cut to 2020 and that narrative got flipped on its head. It wasn’t that Millennials didn’t want homes in the suburbs, they just couldn’t afford them. But when the pandemic hit and demand for property exploded, the furor was driven by people in their 30s—finally flush after years of slogging away at whatever jobs were left for them in the fallout of the Great Recession, and, for many, eager to flee to the wide-open spaces of suburban life.”
#22
Ren Karlej 3 years ago
Took me ages to realise 'you' belonged on the line slightly below with 'with my' and not 'you I'll smack'. Must find my glasses...
keighterz 3 years ago
Don’t you be tapping your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.
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Historyharlot93 3 years ago
La Chancla should be outlawed by the Geneva Convention
Load More Replies... Shyla Bouche 3 years ago
I want this shirt! Not that I ever leave the house that someone might see it, but I still want it.
#23
Viper Dogfish 3 years ago
Tbh there are days when I'm very tempted to do just that and be done with it...
Jason 3 years ago
Sorry you are feeling that way. Here have a little bit of love and caring from a random Internet person. If you are feeling that down please reach out to someone to talk to for some help. Life can be rough but there are more people than you realize out there who care!
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RyanRyanRyan 3 years ago
As a lifelong vegetarian, I fully support this shirt. Everyone can make choices for themselves. People are animals. Animals can eat other animals if they want to. It's nature.
Evi Grimes 3 years ago
Thank you for seeing the big picture and still living to your code. I respect that.
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RyanRyanRyan 2 years ago
You're absolutely right. PETA's tactics are disgusting and disrespectful. They're a really horrible organization.
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Evi Grimes 3 years ago
Oh wah... When will you people realize that we already have seen those videos and we still eat meat? Why not fight for humane treatment instead of forcing people to do what you want?
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Morrow continues: “As that 2020 housing boom begins to go bust, those who managed to close on a home in the crush of competition fed by rock-bottom mortgage rates should count themselves extremely lucky.” Fast-forward to 2022 and pretty much everywhere you go online, you feel a sense of barely-disguised financial dread. Some Millennials and members of Gen Z feel like they’ll never be able to own an apartment or a house, and they’ll have to keep renting forever.
#25
Becky Samuel 3 years ago (edited)
Unless you're going to eat it, then leave the fish alone. Can you imagine any other animal that it would be okay to catch by a hook through its mouth, haul it around for a while as it struggles and screams, drag it to you, haul it around, then release it? And that's supposed to be fun?
#26
mark glass 3 years ago
The worst part is paying for the therapy of their offspring who read that shirt.
#27
In this context, it becomes easy to get mad at Baby Boomers who already own their house and are already enjoying the perks of retirement. When they tell someone else that they’re supposedly not working hard enough, they completely ignore just how much the economic climate has shifted. It is incredibly hard to make a decent living with hard work alone. You’re simply not guaranteed a stable and comfortable life as much as you’d have been half a century ago.
However, at the end of the day, different generations simply have different experiences and values. Though, to be honest, nobody should be wearing any of the shirts and hats in this list. Ever!
#28
CGZ 3 years ago
Not wrong and not cringey. I still wouldn't wear it on my shirt, but there's tremendous power in that sentiment.
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Aaron Garrett 3 years ago
I really don't know how this offends anyone. Maybe I don't get it. I have this shirt. To me it's just saying that through the Lord and prayer the devil can't beat you. I'm not closed minded, so please explain to me how this is wrong. Thank you.
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
I don't like to slap people upside the head with my Christianity. It's arrogant and kinda rude. I want to show kindness, not a superiority complex.
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Guile main 3 years ago
The devil saw me with my head down and thought he won... until I told to sit down on the that hickory stump and show how it's done ( Starts playing The Devil Went Down To Georgia)
Karl Baxter 3 years ago
I’ll bet my mortgage that’s American - US evangelicals take cringeworthiness to new heights of excellence.
Cyber Returns 3 years ago
The Devil saw me with my head down and thought he had won... until I farted
Michelle Carlson 3 years ago
The problem with American Christianity is that it's all about independence and war. Sad. and not biblical.
Thorsten Massow 3 years ago
These are the same idiots that are offended when football players kneel for BLM.
Dan Bexell 3 years ago
I saw a proud self righteous looking dude wearing one that said, "We stand for the flag, we kneel for the fallen".
Load More Replies... censorshipsucks 3 years ago (edited)
you don't know what it means then. https://theconversation.com/why-the-far-right-and-white-supremacists-have-embraced-the-middle-ages-and-their-symbols-152968
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Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago (edited)
This isn't nearly as bad as some of the other shirts further down.
#29
Greta Kolding 3 years ago
Except that the drawing seems to be a cross between an alien and a skeleton.
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#30
Todd Campbell 3 years ago
That look. I think he genuinely just discovered the internet and what you can .. umm do with it.
T5n 3 years ago
Given that he’s smiling like a mix between Jack Torrance and Hannibal Lecter, I’d say he saw things on the dark web or deep web, and now he plans to copy the things he saw.
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Natalie Bohrteller 3 years ago
This looks very much photoshopped. Everything is blurry but the print.
Scarlett Donald 3 years ago
It is… I saw in another post the shirt originally says “breaking news I don’t care”
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#31
Dr. W.D. Gaster 3 years ago
This actually looks like the back of my uncle, who is a USPS employee XD
#32
Ali H M Salehuddin 3 years ago
Yup. Should have made it smaller. An automatic social distancing method.
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Your sleep paralysis demon 3 years ago
Need to get this for my dog, talk about silent but deadly….
Alexandra Davis 3 years ago
Who wants to advertise that they fart so often it's offensive and smelly?!
#33
--- 3 years ago
So, if I understand correctly, he has autism and is telling us how he handled life with it. Cringe text, but the intention seems good
Liu Woods 3 years ago
Honestly, it reads more like he has an autistic kid. Most autistic people don’t really see it as something to “fight” against.
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Squee She 3 years ago
This is extremely ableists, and implies an autistic person is unable to defend themselves. We don't need your "ableists warrior" rhetoric, or your Autism Speaks that wants to eradicate us. We are not a disease, we are not your charity project, and we deserve to be treated as humans.
#34
Wondering Alice 3 years ago
I can see why the boomer stereotype is a thing, lots of intolerant loud mouths. But in my experience, the old granny on the train is the first to start shouting at intolerant bullies. A lot of them grew up with hippie ideals, and have lived long enough to know love is love, people are people, and any judgemental extra labels are wrong. They get life is too short.
#35
Susan Reid Smith 3 years ago
Call me a wimp but I'd rather remember others opinions so I don't get into frustrating and needless arguments, esp. during the holidays!
Squee She 3 years ago
Not wimpy! You're a kind and considerate person, who everyone would enjoy being around over this person!
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JoyfulZebra 3 years ago (edited)
True, but why did they feel the need to say it?
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Patrick Linnen 3 years ago
I see your 'Chipolata' and raise you a 'Chorizo' and a 'Braunschweiger'
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Ross Warren 3 years ago (edited)
I work at a factory that makes Monster in Minnesota. I kind of want this shirt even though I would only wear it to work.
#39
--- 3 years ago
Unfair comparison, even though people who say gluten is unhealty for everyone are annoying
Princess Jade 3 years ago
Why do people get so pressed over other people's bodies failure to digest things?!
Sarah Kienitz 3 years ago
Don't worry, there are plenty of microplastics to fill them up instead.
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The number of people with celiac is dwarfed by the number with virulent smugness.
#40
Old Roadie 3 years ago
Hey Lowes... I can't fight my kitchen anymore! C'mon over and fight it for me. PS: bring tile.
Jesse Setliffe 3 years ago
Daffy Duck is Captain America because people work at Lowes. Okay...
#41
Emma Kilcup 3 years ago
A lot of people are missing the point (or maybe they're joking, but just to be safe), so... In Christianity, we say God the Father. This shirt is just stating the fact that they are a Christian. (Please don't downvote me, I'm just trying to explain what I see!)
Alexandra Davis 3 years ago
It says "I took a DNA test and God is my father"
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#42
Dirk Daring 3 years ago
At least they are openly admitting that their sole purpose in life is molding their entire personality into being a source of discomfort to other people.
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oboe lover (he/they <3) 3 years ago
"if it hadnt been for cotton eyed joe id been married a long time ago i will find him and kill him" for those who had trouble readign <3
Chris B 3 years ago
I read it as based on the song lyrics, and if he sang that song too much, can totally understand why he's still single
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Walter Brameld 3 years ago
"My girlfriend said it was her or the dog. Welp, the dog was here first...."
RyanRyanRyan 3 years ago
Man has his priorities straight. Nothing wrong with that. know thyself.
FeartheHero 3 years ago
🤣 I love the country song about this exact thing... this one's funny, why is it in this thread?
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Kate Jones 3 years ago
I know it's supposed to be funny but I kind of hate things like this. If this said 'women' instead of men women would be in uproar and it would considered horrible. Can we stop with the denigration of the sexes? It's one thing for good natured ribbing but there's always some tv shirt or cup at walmart with some mean-spirited anti-man thing on it.
#47
laura lee 3 years ago
And it's an N95 so maybe he really did and is trying to convey that with humor. Still would not get on this fight
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Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
Very cringe. Wouldn't be wanting to explain to my fourth grader what the man's shirt means.
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#50
Šimon Špaček 3 years ago
For me not after fishing, but after some physical work, like chopping wood or anything with concrete. The moment when you are tired and you can sit down, look at the finished job and drink a cold one.
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UpQuarkDownQuark 3 years ago
These “walk away” shirts are just the most pitiful things. “Walk away, I’m an asshöle,” would be more to the point.
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
Not entirely sure but my mom used to say, in regards to weather, "March comes in like a lion" when it was really cold and snowy.
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Michelle Brandt 3 years ago
When your husband goes on a business trip and you have trust issues but think you're funny/cute.
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
Horrible fonts, endless script and just gets worse the more you read. Very cringe.
#53
xolitaire 3 years ago
"Just because I have a shirt doesn't mean I have to print stuff on it no one wants to know about."
Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
Actually.. *evil smirk* .. I just got an idea.
Load More Replies... Viper Dogfish 3 years ago
Holding the bat together with a thread and some duct tape doesn't mean it's not broken, just saying...
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Cyber Returns 3 years ago (edited)
"Change the Gun to GIN and that would be more accurate" : My Fiancée
Literallyaeasybakeoven 3 years ago
Tbh if this said testosterone (I’m FtNB trans) than I would wear it.
oboe lover (he/they <3) 3 years ago
hey wtf we were downvoted by homophobes >:00
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The Queen 3 years ago
Menopause is a b***h. I'm going through it and it sucks.
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cogadh 3 years ago
Atypical America. Stop buying into the panic, the vast majority of us, around 70%, have never owned a gun and never will. The blowhards and nut jobs who do own guns might be louder than us, but they are not the "typical American".
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censorshipsucks 3 years ago
The irony is these rightwing nuts ARE afraid of many things. Let me list them: muslims, African-Americans, criminals, communists, socialists, women with rights, women with education, Mexicans.
Hotdogking 3 years ago
You forgot LGBT, free healthcare, gun control, common sense, most genres of music, Gen Z and being called out on their b******t
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DubMaccaT 3 years ago
I see so a healthy relationship is based on fear? There I was thinking it was mutual respect and love.
Emma Kilcup 3 years ago
In the Bible(it was written a very long time ago and translated from Hebrew), fear means respect and love and follow.
Load More Replies... Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
I actually think it's kind of funny. Still cringe, but not as bad as some of these others.
BoredPandaSucks 3 years ago
does anyone else think it;s absurd than someone is afraid of a make believe sky daddy?
Anna Bremmer 3 years ago
I don't know. Faith is an archetypal language. Is it absurd for people to be afraid of loss, or to have a moral compass?
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Viper Dogfish 3 years ago
So you fear your imaginary friend up in the clouds and your blow up doll? Cool, man, you do you...
Premislaus de Colo 3 years ago
Why are you degrading this guy's wife? Not cool
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Phobrek Taz 3 years ago
Another weird month thing. Is this astrology-related but even more meaningless? Or is it just people trolling for birthday wishes?
Ivo H 3 years ago (edited)
This is from some kind of stupid online t-shirt generator. There are hundreds of styles you can choose from and just fill picture, thing they likes/listens to, and for some weird reason the month of birth. Then this ridiculous, cringy abomination is generated and given as a gift, probably to show the other person you know at least SOMETHING about them, but not enough to buy them proper present.
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censorshipsucks 3 years ago
At least she has a warning sign on her shirt to keep sane people away.
JoMeBee 3 years ago
How appropriate! Never realized until I started raising chickens that they are evil, bullying, cannibalistic little fu(ker$...
Emma Kilcup 3 years ago
I think you're in the wrong crowd... since when were Christian cannibals🤨?
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Jaya 3 years ago
I kinda wished I had a shirt like this during Corona outbreaks. There were just way too many people who would stand right in front of you or walk past you very closely, instead of keeping 1.5 meters distance. As a person with a high risk, it made me so incredibly angry, it was impossible to protect myself when I had to go outside.
Just Another Girl 3 years ago
Personal space issues. I get it. People stand so close in line I can feel their breath on the back of my neck. Never been ok with that. Pisses me off since Covid; I’d hoped people would still give others a little bit of space.
Phobrek Taz 3 years ago
I like the idea of a shirt asking ppl to maintain social distancing, but I couldn't wear an empty threat of violence. There must be a funny, non-violent version of this. Like something mimicking a warning from the back of a truck etc. Clever witty pandas assemble!
#63
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
This reads like a bad product you find from China. The grammar and spelling is pretty much okay but it makes no sense.
#64
laura lee 3 years ago
Oh I have a feeling there's many things this guy doesn't understand.
Load More Replies... Patrick Linnen 3 years ago
... and balloonists ... and crop sprayers ... and commercial flights ... and the ISS
#65
Patrick Linnen 3 years ago
"Gimme that Old Time Religion. It's good enough for me! It was good enough for Kali; Though embracing her is folly, She'd be quite an armful, golly! So it's good enough for me!" - Dream Park
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oboe lover (he/they <3) 3 years ago
wasn't worth saving anyway, a tiny thing like that ;)
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Cyber Returns 3 years ago
With that gut? When did you last see it? I think by now it can be declared legally dead
love u 3 years ago
technically you don't need cpr if you stop breathing, only do that if their hearts aren't beating
M. Sabbe 3 years ago
You know how hard it is to check a pulse in the heat of the moment best indicator is breathing if that stops its cpr time
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"I think we're gonna have to shock this little guy." "But he's breathing." " I know,I'm not shocking his chest."
the Return of Bruno 3 years ago (edited)
Finally! #41 and we finally found a shirt worth shaming. EDIT: From this point down, they get VERY worth shaming.
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Pink_Boba22 3 years ago
Andrew be like: Get back in the kitchen and make me A FOOKIN SANDWICH WOMAN.
Load More Replies... DKS 001 3 years ago
make your own sammich I'll sit back and watch how emotional you really get
The Gay Pollinator 3 years ago
Sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a SaNdWiCh
blackberrycobbler 3 years ago
You are a disgrace to us respectable men. I kick you out. You are now a coconut.
Wendy Herman 3 years ago
That's what he shouts at his Mom, from her basement. No self-respecting chicks will even talk to him.
#68
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
Ah, the advertisement to keep women far away. Very considerate, really.
UpQuarkDownQuark 3 years ago
Ooh, look at me! I’m statistically average and have nothing else to brag about!
#69
Xenon 3 years ago
Left the last part of the joke off. Its supposed to be send photo of the boat.
Monday 3 years ago
Eh at least he's looking for a partner that shares his hobby this time?
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Jossh Nine 3 years ago
I like this one. It's saying "Clean and cook fish". Not "Clean, and cook fish". A comma can make all the difference.
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
This is still a guy asking for a servant = cringe.
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Evi Grimes 3 years ago
And people wonder why I'm a Pagan. At least our shirts have Odin and axes and fun sayings about murder. Sheesh.
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
You know, one of the tenets of Christianity is supposed to be humility.
#71
#72
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago
Chick-Fil-A is total hate chicken. They are against the LGBTQIA+ community. It also become a meeting place for MAGA supporters to meet.
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oddly_informed_raven 3 years ago
this person runs on puns, sugar, and unadulterated incandescent rage
#73
Patrick Linnen 3 years ago
Say you have a high cholesterol count without saying you have high cholesterol count.
#74
Viper Dogfish 3 years ago
And that's how you end up with bunch of unwanted kids - by spreading your "faith" around too much
#75
JoyfulZebra 3 years ago (edited)
I'm sorry, but why do people want to proclaim just how much of a jerk they are? Do they just not know that it's a bad thing?
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago
These shirts are worn by cowardly man children who are so freaking insecure in their masculinity that they would probably die if a butterfly landed on them.
Load More Replies... Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
Another considerate a*****e doing his best to keep women far, far away.
#76
RockSteady 3 years ago
Nah, definitely made in the USA based on the spelling.
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Karl Baxter 3 years ago
So you’re basically naked then? Even Trump’s promotional c**p is made in China
Trond Øien 3 years ago (edited)
The glaring spelling mistake in the text is a good indication of that indeed :D
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FakeOptimist 3 years ago
Very probably : worked in a foundry once (in NL) and one of the products was nametags for a company with "made in England" on them. "Made in" sadly usually means "screwed/sown together in".
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#78
Hugh Cookson 3 years ago
And a 1000% fail at both literacy and joined up thinking (yes, I failed Maths too ...)
Load More Replies... DC 3 years ago
Fragile masculinettes replace their lack of balls by the possession of killing devices. Pathetic,and, sadly, that kind of delusion will not die out with boomers.
Vix Spiderthrust 3 years ago (edited)
2nd amendment was ratified in 1791, eight years after the revolutionary war ended, but good try.
Dan Bexell 3 years ago
Guaranteed he belongs to an organization that has the word American, or patriot, or freedom in its name. Or maybe all three,. Just like the way to spot a Trumper is to look for the flag. My neighbor is a Nazi, and he drives a pickup with TWO flags flying in the back!
#79
indiecognition 3 years ago
That's perfect, since most people who meet him probably do the same
#80
Jay TheSaltLord 3 years ago
A friend of my dad's had something very similar on a poster in his den when I was a kid. In the 80s. Gross then, gross now.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago
The only action anybody wearing this shirt is getting is from a blowup doll.
#81
The Gay Pollinator 3 years ago
Every time I see shirts or stickers like this, I always imagine 2 of these guys walking up to each other and being like “ah, a fellow ammosexual. I too enjoy shoving guns up my a*s.”
Acestarx (They/them) 3 years ago
I guess anything is a d***o if you're brave enough
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#82
Dre Mosley 3 years ago (edited)
These right wingers have a persecution complex. With your Loaded, 80k dollar truck, jet skis, boat, big house in the suburbs, and your gun collection. Yep, your freedom has really been compromised 🙄
#83
#84
Karl Baxter 3 years ago
Why are half these shirts trying to convince the onlooker that while the wearer appears to be an overweight middle aged man, inside they’re really a badass? I can smell the insecurity from here.
Samara Messer 3 years ago
Years ago I was on a dating site, a guy message me who had "FIREFIGHTER" in all caps every time he mentioned it in his profile. "I am a FIREFIGHTER. Sometime I hang at the local bar with my friends. They are also FIREFIGHTERS". Nothing wrong with being a firefighter but it came off as he thought women would want him simply because he was a firefighter.
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
Yeah, personality? What's that? He's a FIREFIGHTER.
Load More Replies... Phobrek Taz 3 years ago
Wow. It takes effort, this kind of effort, to actually turn people against firefighters.
ShaZam Beaubien 3 years ago
I've never looked at a man and said ... wow ... tools and testicles ... he's so hot!
#85
Alexandra Davis 3 years ago
Gosh some of these shirts are making me realise that it's not actually hard to not find men attractive!
ShaZam Beaubien 3 years ago
Bonus of this shirt ... it allows women to figure out which males to talk to in a room.
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
My thought exactly. If I met this at a BBQ or something, I'd walk away so fast - and he'd probably be insulted and confused.
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Cyber Returns 3 years ago
Yeah, but is it supposed to look like its covered in onions, ketchup and mustard with 2 large bread looking swollen blisters on each side. Go see a doctor
Bleep Bloop 3 years ago
all genders like hotdogs so he's being oddly inclusive I guess. D**k sucking for all who want it
Emie N. 3 years ago
All genders can like hotdogs, but not everyone likes..... you know.
Load More Replies... oboe lover (he/they <3) 3 years ago
if you put the first letter of every word together, you get "IHFTWMS"
#86
Acestarx (They/them) 3 years ago (edited)
All of the mockery of the lgbtq community on here is sickening. I'm especially angry because I'm Neutrois, which is similar to non-binary
oboe lover (he/they <3) 3 years ago
as a trans not-exactly-binary individual who lives in the bible belt in a super conservative area ive gotten numb to it :/
Load More Replies... Alexandra Davis 3 years ago
Anyone glancing at that quickly (like I did until I realised in the context of this list I read wrong) is going think it's says non binary so the 'joke' is backfiring on them!
keighterz 3 years ago
Honestly that might be what bothers me the most, the smug looks on these people’s faces because they think their stupid shirts are soooooo clever
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Patrick Linnen 3 years ago
Funny how guns are fine unless owned by anyone not white, not cis-het, not Protestant, and not male?
#89
Vervelende Panda 3 years ago
Clearly someone with a profound understanding of the female soul.
#90
Todd Campbell 3 years ago
Someone was very pleased with themselves when they came up with that one.
boone williams 3 years ago (edited)
And he's crying himself to sleep into his satin pillowcase over your shirt.
#91
Alexandra Davis 3 years ago
The more I'm clicking down this list, the more angry I'm getting. These are boomer shirts, they're sexist male shirts!
Dan Bexell 3 years ago
Not all boomers are right wing pricks. We protested Vietnam, and a lot more along with it.
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Pre-Menstrual Syndrome otherwise known as Pre-Menstrual Tension (PMT).
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Alexandra Davis 3 years ago
Wow I didn't think any of these could get more offensive than just being horribly sexist, I was clearly wrong! If I saw someone wearing this in real life, I would have a hard time not saying something!
Gardener of Weeden 3 years ago
And if men would ejaculate responsibly... we would not need to have this discussion!
Viper Dogfish 3 years ago
Yeah, but fetuses are not people, just an insignificant bunch of cells.
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You know if you said something they'd just say "what? Can't you take a joke?" Ugh.
Vervelende Panda 3 years ago
Well that's kinda the point, right? Stop f*****g with women's rights!
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago
Guess some people don't value a woman's right to her own bodily autonomy. Why so serious, demon?
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What do you think ?
YourSecretSanta 3 years ago
A small percent of these where legit funny. But as soon as it mentioned God, guns, wives or was a large body of text I knew it fit the title
Viper Dogfish 3 years ago
I mean, at least the shirts serve as a pretty good indicator who we should avoid at all costs 😅
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Aubrie Allen 3 years ago
My boomer dad lost his leg, so I made him a shirt that said "I'm one foot away from Kicking your a*s."
JulieBT120 3 years ago
Not sure why any of this is boomer vs. Youth? It's just cringy t-shirts. I'm pretty tired of the derogatory label "boomer". To all those supposedly woke youth....Ageism is still discrimination. You might want to wake up a bit more.
Patrick Linnen 3 years ago
Half the people in the pictures are younger than I am. And I'm in the generation after the Boomers.
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censorshipsucks 3 years ago
I think this is more like "list of rightwing idiot shirts", not specifically boomers.
laura lee 3 years ago
But who comprises the vast majority of the right wing idiots? Exactly.
Load More Replies... Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago (edited)
Most of these aren’t just plain cringey— they are flat out disturbing and disgusting. With the exception of a few silly ones, most of them are creepy MAGA and hyper evangelical.
Paul Rabit 3 years ago
Since people had already started upvoting the cute ones, this started off great and then…just…descended.
General Anaesthesia 3 years ago (edited)
Aside from a few chuckle posts, most are more evangelical MAGA -missing that red hat here, by the way- than specifically boomer to me.
YourSecretSanta 3 years ago
A small percent of these where legit funny. But as soon as it mentioned God, guns, wives or was a large body of text I knew it fit the title
Viper Dogfish 3 years ago
I mean, at least the shirts serve as a pretty good indicator who we should avoid at all costs 😅
Load More Replies... Aubrie Allen 3 years ago
My boomer dad lost his leg, so I made him a shirt that said "I'm one foot away from Kicking your a*s."
JulieBT120 3 years ago
Not sure why any of this is boomer vs. Youth? It's just cringy t-shirts. I'm pretty tired of the derogatory label "boomer". To all those supposedly woke youth....Ageism is still discrimination. You might want to wake up a bit more.
Patrick Linnen 3 years ago
Half the people in the pictures are younger than I am. And I'm in the generation after the Boomers.
Load More Replies... censorshipsucks 3 years ago
I think this is more like "list of rightwing idiot shirts", not specifically boomers.
laura lee 3 years ago
But who comprises the vast majority of the right wing idiots? Exactly.
Load More Replies... Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago (edited)
Most of these aren’t just plain cringey— they are flat out disturbing and disgusting. With the exception of a few silly ones, most of them are creepy MAGA and hyper evangelical.
Paul Rabit 3 years ago
Since people had already started upvoting the cute ones, this started off great and then…just…descended.
General Anaesthesia 3 years ago (edited)
Aside from a few chuckle posts, most are more evangelical MAGA -missing that red hat here, by the way- than specifically boomer to me.
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