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Kids say the darndest things! No, really, they do. And their parents are more than happy to share their words of wisdom and wit with the world.

One of the things that we really miss the most about being a kid is the sense of freedom we had. Until a certain age, you could pretty much say whatever was on your mind and you’d entertain everyone around you. Try doing that now and you might hear the crickets chirp!

Our team here at Bored Panda has collected some of the silliest, slightly awkward, and wonderfully hilarious conversations that parents have ever had with their children. Scroll down to check out their tweets, upvote your faves, and let us know which ones you found the funniest. Oh, and be warned: the cuteness is off the charts in some of these tweets.

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Roe Rainrunner
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3 years ago

What did you answer??

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    waddles
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    3 years ago

    intuition, my friend

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    waddles
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    3 years ago

    snacks! who doesn’t love SNACKS?

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    It’s everyone’s choice whether or not to create a family. There are lots of upsides and downsides to raising kids, just as there are with the ‘childfree’ lifestyle.

    However, many parents will tell you that creating a family is one of the most fulfilling things that you can do with your life.

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    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago (edited)

    Ha ha. My nephew did this during covid lockdown when we cod onky facetime; "oh no auntie, you ok? I got you" and then kissed the phone "all better"

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    blobby_grrl
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    3 years ago

    👌😂

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    dominionabby
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    3 years ago

    I can imagine. My struggle was with “Turkey".

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    The day-to-day challenges might seem huge, it can be exhausting at times, and it’s a drain on your finances. You are literally responsible for tiny human beings, and if you don't feed bathe, and clothe them, nobody else will. It's a lot of pressure.

    But all of it is worth it. And silly conversations that lead to likes on Twitter are just the tip of the iceberg.

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    Laurie B
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    3 years ago

    In my country we don't have the toothe fairy, we have "the little mouse" ("la petite souris"). Maybe it's what they meant?

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    rebel
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    3 years ago

    that boy is going places

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    LonelyLola
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    3 years ago

    lmao!!! this one had me in tears... lol give the boy credit for trying ;)

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    A while ago, Bored Panda had a lovely chat about parenting challenges with single mom, comedy writer, and design expert Ariane Sherine.

    She told us during an interview, earlier, quite candidly that parenting is “very hard work” but very much worth it. “Trust me on that.”

    “Being a mum has improved my life immeasurably and taught me to put another person first and think of their needs before my own," she said.

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    waddles
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    3 years ago (edited)

    every day! well.. maybe weekly

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    V33333P
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    3 years ago

    Felt

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Child: but it's gross!

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    An important aspect of being successful at parenting is actually wanting to be a parent.

    “I truly believe that's essential to being a good parent. If you don't love the thought of being a mum or dad, you're likely to resent having to put your children first. Secondly, that love for them is what powers you through the difficult times—and there will be difficult times. So do it because you know your life wouldn't be complete if you don't,” mom Ariane told us.

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    TheBelgianSteve
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    3 years ago

    Very true. It's good to start with the basics...

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    rebel
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    3 years ago

    teamwork makes the dream work

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    Salmon Shark/Forbidden pupper
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Same here kid. Healthy though.

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    “Plenty of people are very happy and fulfilled without being parents. It just so happens that I wouldn't have been one of them, but that doesn't mean it's not a perfectly valid life choice,” she said, adding that you shouldn’t have kids just because of societal expectations or to ‘tick a box.’

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    T. Brown
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    3 years ago

    The father should of epicly said "I'll have what he's having"

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    Smokey Too
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    3 years ago

    I'm absolutely killing myself laughing at these, tears streaming down my cheeks!

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    Salmon Shark/Forbidden pupper
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Interesting question. Let’s find out! Edit: I think my burns have burns.

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    "Your kid will probably grow out of whatever behavior they're displaying now. The first four years are the most difficult. But at age 4, they go to school, and then you get your life back a bit, for at least six hours a day,” Ariane said that parents shouldn’t despair too much about having to sacrifice too much.

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    now he will become a bat child

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    Jason
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Rule #1 of toddler never have them blow on your food or take a sip out of your cup.

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    Philly Bob
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    3 years ago

    Priorities...

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    “See if you can get some help each week, whether that's grandparents doing a bit of childcare or paying a childminder. Use the extra time to exercise self-care and pamper yourself, whether that means having a massage or just a soak in the bath—do things you wouldn't be able to do while looking after your child."

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    Owen Eshelman
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Sweet home Alabama starts playing

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    i remember discreetly buttering the bottom of my toast praying my mother wouldn’t turn around

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    Lekha
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    3 years ago

    It's all about the hypothesis

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    Having support from your loved ones is a life-changer. If you’re feeling overwhelmed, have an honest chat about how you feel with your partner, your parents, or your friends. Vent a bit, ask for advice if you feel like you need some. But if it becomes overwhelming, don’t be afraid to reach out to a counselor for some help. They might be able to guide you better, helping you refocus on parenting challenges from a fresh new perspective.

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    RezFidel
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    3 years ago

    THIS IS THE BEST. From now on I will carry emergency confetti and emergency glitter in my pockets...

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    because if it’s chocolate? uh-uh

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    Saggi
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    3 years ago

    “Dear god, please make sure my family perishes tonight, or i will have to take things into my own hands and write Santa a letter. Sincerely, a child.”

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    "You might not feel as though you're doing a great job, but is your kid fed, clothed, warm, safe, happy and loved? Then you're doing brilliantly—cut yourself some slack," mom Ariane told Bored Panda that parents need to let go of the idea that they can be ‘perfect.’

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    Jo
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    3 years ago

    ... is it?

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    Theo Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Awwww

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is the moment you realize the birds and the bees talk comes after the talk about appropriate timing

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    Do we have any Parent Pandas in the article with us today? We’d love to hear about the most peculiar things that you’ve ever overheard your munchkins say. Feel free to share them in the comments! Do you have any tips that you'd love to share with new parents? We're sure everyone could use a wise word or two (or just some support) to make things easier.

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    Theo Lee
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    3 years ago

    OH NO

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    Sir salad (he/him)
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    3 years ago

    What 6 year old has their own bathroom..

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Huh. You’re a nice little ray of sunshine aren’t ya

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Something tells me it was originally the parent's own spell 🙃

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    waddles
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    3 years ago

    virgins save lives every day

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    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    My daughter and I were playing "got your nose". When it was my turn I thought I'd be clever so I popped the pretend nose in my mouth and swallowed it. She burst into tears. I gave myself the pretend heimlich and gave it back to her. She laughed and the game continued.

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    rebel
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    delightful and very honest

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    Saggi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    And broccoli is broccoli. I know kid, life is hard

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    Salmon Shark/Forbidden pupper
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is straight from a comic. Right down to the last line.

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    i’m REALLY expensive

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    KOTLC_Fan 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago

    Noo

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    Sasy
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    3 years ago

    oh my

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    Hestia
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Oh god there’s a full thread…

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    Smokey Too
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I see Actress in her future...

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    HardieBoysMama
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    3 years ago

    If we were just suck buddies, you wouldn't be here 😂

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    Sunshine Lady
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    3 years ago

    Buuuuuuurn

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    The Alchemist
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I don't imagine it's an easy job

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    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Either that kid has worse eyes than me or someone was dumb and bought a kid expensive frames. My lenses were $300 and my mom chose the cheapest frames available, we had to pay for the frames. Insurance only covered lenses.

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    i thought they were popping fireworks for me! it wasn’t my birthday, i was just that awesome

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    Miss Tinker
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    For those of us who don't know what it means?

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    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Noone has better hearing than a child when you try to speak low enough for them not hear; they hear everything!

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    Nat of Clan P
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    3 years ago

    I'd have sworn this was my kid until I saw 4 yr old. He's 11 and always telling me I chat too much. haha.

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    that is what sibling names are for

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY

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    Stardust she/her
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    3 years ago

    1901?

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    Nat of Clan P
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I remember being little and telling my mum that when she dies, I want to die too as don't ever want to be without her. I'm pretty sure this is where this 3 yo was going. Lol.

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    Jade
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    3 years ago

    This post is why I will never have kids.

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    okay LIFE CHANGING

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    TheBelgianSteve
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Until the kid wonders why she can't give birth to her chicken nuggets...

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    Sibeansalad
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    3 years ago

    Yes. Yes yes very much that is the reason

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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    TheBelgianSteve
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    3 years ago

    Hats off for the determination to answer all questions accurately!

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    Henry Russell
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    3 years ago

    num num num

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    waddles
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    3 years ago

    coke bottle!

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    king

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    Henry Russell
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    3 years ago

    this si just the beginning

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    Maxi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Clever

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    Jason
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    3 years ago

    Recently I made home made tomato sauce from the garden for pasta. Had half a lemon on the table from earlier. As soon as I set the bowl down my toddler son squeezed the entire lemon in his. Takes a bite and tells me it's too sour. I told him it's because of the lemon. He asks me why I put so much in.

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