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Seeing something cringeworthy is like watching a trainwreck. It’s uncomfortable and unpleasant, yet you can’t seem to take your eyes off of it. 

If this forgettable mishap happened in the digital realm, it may have been broadcast in the Cringetopia subreddit. As the name suggests, it’s an online group that immortalizes people’s embarrassing situations. 

We’ve collected some of the posts that stood out. These may amplify feelings of secondhand shame or induce a headshake of disappointment. Scroll through and see which resonates with you the most.

#1

W H I T E P E O P L E A M I R I G H T!!!

W H I T E P E O P L E A M I R I G H T!!!

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mandy the capibara
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are sadly serious ethical issues involved with the practice of adoption, especially from developing countries. Luckily, the difference of skin colour between parents and children isn't one of them.

Kay
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What are those issues? (Seriously asking, not criticising)

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Lee Banks
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I walked to work past an abortion clinic (back before it was made illegal in my state).Every time there were protesters, I'd ask how many kids they'd adopted. Not aggressive, just curious. Not one

FABULOUS1
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thats because these people think they are pro-life when they are just anti abortion and cannot see the difference. They dont do anything to help the lives of children already in the foster system. Its a religious and power trip, they think their religious beliefs gives them the right to tell women what to do with their body, and old white men are just on a power trip because apparently they can be.

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Tabitha
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All adoptive parents should realize their children are going to be curious about who they are, where they come from, what their biological parents and families are like. We are all curious about ourselves, even if we’re not adopted. Why do you think DNA tests and genealogy websites are so popular? So parents who adopt children from a different race, ethnicity, culture, etc should be respectful of that, and learn as much as they can about their child’s background so they can help their child learn about themself. When that child gets old enough to find their bio family, please remember it’s not a snub on their adoptive parents, it’s just them learning about themself so they can be more comfortable in their own skin, and blend their two families together. Yes, as teenagers they can get a bit stroppy about it and say things that hurt. But teenagers say that to biological parents too at that age. Don’t give up on them because they’re just being teenagers. Of course, that’s only if what they find out about their biological family makes them want to have them in their lives. Sometimes children are put up for adoption, either through adoption agencies or the foster care system, for very good reasons, including the horrible unsuitability of their biological families. In those cases, it is essential that the adoptive parents never waiver in their live and support of their child.

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*knocks the soft can-opener's paints on the floor, so everybody can be whatever color they like*

Nonna_SoF
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you have any invisible paint? I'd like invisible... for reasons.

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Dogs on a train
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my white mom adopted me! im japanese! ★彡

LakotaWolf (she/her)
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's awesome, Dogs! I'm adopted too - I'm white and my adoptive family is Mexican. :) My cousins liked to tease me growing up - whenever I stood next to a wall that was painted white they'd go "Where's Crystal??? Where'd she go?" (ha ha, very funny!) But honestly they're 100% my family - they have never treated me as an outsider. I'm sure you understand :D

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Id row
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Racism is racism and it's not ok.

Dan
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They should do a reverse diff'rent strokes. I'm not saying it'd be GOOD, but it WOULD be interesting.

Mike Ray
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only issue I have with a white couple adopting a non-white kid is with those that have to brag about it

FABULOUS1
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think any child that can find a loving home no matter their race or the race of the adopted parents should get that. I do think however it is important to understand their ethnic culture. I think parents of adopted children of a different race need to understand that there are certain conversations that cultures have with their children as they grow up. They may be safe in their surroundings (sometimes) but black children do need to be told about racism before they go out in to the world. They have to understand how they are seen by law enforcement and how they rest of the world may see them. At the end though each child deserves a great home and loving parents, people just need to be sure that they are educating themselves when they adopt children of other races.

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    #2

    He's Also 1 Million Times More Useful Than She'll Ever Be

    He's Also 1 Million Times More Useful Than She'll Ever Be

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    Ge Po
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather have a partner who is generous, earns a steady income, who's concerned about my well-being and at the same time challenges me to become a better me, than some hot guy who only cares about his looks and popularity. Not that all hot guys are that way, but: looks does not the man make. Attitude does.

    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those characteristics are what make my man hotter than a sun spot

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    Beak Hookage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm once again reminded of that episode of Scrubs where this insanely hot patient is married to a short chunky guy who wears nerd glasses, and Elliot makes a fool of herself by saying "this must be your Hobbit, uh, husband!". At the end of the episode, the woman tells her lots of hot guys wanted to be with her, but the man who was always there for her was the one she married.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Wikipedia (oh, the irony): Career. In 2017, Pruitt was a contractor for U.S. Customs and Border Protection, where he worked with records and information. In 2020, he became a records manager at the Defense Health Agency. As of 2021, he works for Chenega IT Enterprise Services, a contractor for the Defense Health Agency.

    Lady Perkele
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone can't be beautiful because is overweight? He has such a sweet sweet face and even a better brain 💛

    Bill Marsano
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obsession with appearance is a sign of an unevolved mind.

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, Steven Pruitt. We owe you what.

    Ronald Robin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's people like him who make the world a better place.

    Liz Siemens
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently Steven Pruitt is my fave author lol

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow I am reminded of the fellow who composed the Oxford English Dictionary. I mean, humanity clearly owes him a huge debt for gathering and transmitting all that knowledge, but who has the time for something like this?

    Abinaash
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am confused, is saying that barely anyone has the time for that a compliment or a insult? Do pardon me for asking, my English is not the strongest.

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    #3

    Keep Your Neck

    Keep Your Neck

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    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so marry your stalker that don't accept your borders? Sound like a happy marriage 🙄🙄

    Sophie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, sure, I want to marry the guy who disturbed me for months till I needed to change an email address and rewrite my email address everywhere....Thanks but no for such a "great ideas"

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I block someone and they find a way to contact me, then I classify them as a stalker. That's when it'll get ugly.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marry someone who would never block you...

    tom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    marriage...the leading cause of divorce :)

    Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marry someone with better grammar than these people 😂

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    We cringe because of vicarious embarrassment (a.k.a. secondhand shame). But according to clinical psychologist Dr. Marielle Collins, there is an upside to it. 

    “That’s the concept of empathy,” she said in an interview with the Cleveland Clinic. “Our brains are wired to be able to simulate the emotional experiences of other people and feel what another person is feeling.”

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    #4

    Cultural Appropriation

    Cultural Appropriation

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    Virgil Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only that, the Japanese government made a statement that the man is a revered master and a honored friend of Japan for keeping ancient musical traditions alive. Also of note: Not only was the game and western developer praised by the Japanese for being a great representation of the actual Island and culture, the developers were made honorary ambassadors for setting up a donation drive to repair the islands historical locations after a big storm damaged the island.

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so tired of this kind of BS outrage. A comedian was talking about someone being angry that Bryan Cranston was playing a paraplegic in a movie instead of hiring a real paraplegic and he was right. Movies aren't charities. They spend a lot of money so they can make back that investment. If the option is to hire someone in the name of inclusion and make no money...or I can hire Tom Cruise/Angelina Jolie or whoever is going to bring in millions... it's a no brainer. The people hired to make them including the crew and 3rd party's involved all need to be paid. The studio already does invest in smaller films and more independent features that they know are probably not going to make them any money. It's why I get mad when people gripe about all the superhero movies. Those movies PAY for all the other movies. It's because of Iron Man or Avengers that they can take a risk and fund documentaries or smaller films. At least know what you're talking about before you post something like this.

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    Adam S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This obsession with “cultural appropriation” is largely a US thing. So, them pushing this concern onto other people is just cultural domination.

    OneWithRatsAndKefir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it interesting how they complain about it being ‘inappropiate’ for the Asian-American consumers, and not also the Asian (Japanese specifically) consumers.

    pebs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cultural appropriation thing is really boring. It's a craze that belongs exclusively to American minus habentes, and other countries rightly don't care.

    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well germans have this discussion too and it annoys me ,we are learning through imitation and adapt ourselves when we have access to other cultures. there is a hugh difference between little kids like to play another role/ people that love the style of foreign cultures and racists

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    Donavan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only white people accuse other white people of cultural appropriation.

    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares who plays as long as the play it well. No japanese people I know are offended.

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Praxtucally the whole country was actually pleased this man took the time and effort to learn one of its ancient arts. So the Japanese people you don't know also weren't offended. 😉

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    Roan The Demon Kitty
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...so it's offensive to the asian americans, but not the asian asians. (which is probably true tbf, though I imagine most asian americans weren't offended anyway) And tbf, the Japanese seem to really love when foreigners are enthusiastic about their culture.

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine went to Japan and studied Japanese quite some time before to at least be able to communicate simple tourist things. The Japanese of course noticed his Japanese was low level, he still needed a phrase book etc, but they really appreciated he took the effort and not just loudly spoke English to them.

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    Skywitness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who was an old German man. He did brilliant bonsai work.

    Lyone Fein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people are not aware of the Ainu people. They live in the northern regions of Japan and are the actual indigenous population of the nation. The Ainu were already living in the Japanese islands when the first Asian settlers immigrated there from the Korean peninsula a few thousand years ago. The thing that many people find so astounding, however, is that the Ainu are ethnically Caucasian.

    Remi Flynne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct re the Ainu but... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_race

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    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is sad to see again and again someone taking offence without knowing much about what offends them.

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    #5

    The Woman Is The Cringe One Here, In Case Anyone Is Confused

    The Woman Is The Cringe One Here, In Case Anyone Is Confused

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    Livingwithcfs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just take things too far. If someone holds a door open for you just say thank you. It honestly doesn't matter if it's male or female because it's good manners. Getting in a s**t about it is bad manners

    Jennik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I went to an all-girls school that had very heavy swing doors in some areas. It was drilled into us that you always held the door open for the people behind you, and you always checked before letting it swing back. It was just common sense and courtesy.

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hold doors for men and women. Does that make me bisexual? /J

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No s**t... I was raised to hold the door for everyone. Actually had a woman give me a look of disgust and use a different door. Still held it for the guy behind her. 🤷

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    Simona M.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man's answer was brilliant!😂👍👍

    Bexxxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my male coworkers see me walking up to the door to our store they’ll just flip the latch closed and make me walk to the other door (I do it to them too haha) 😂

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't let the door slam shut in someone's face, that is all..

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have always loved this post, the mental imagery is fantastic

    Ge Po
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    conclusion: as a woman, you are supposed to break down the door of your boyfriend, since he is not allowed to open it at any time when you come to visit him. Also, your husband is supposed to completely ignore the fact that you are carrying both the child and the groceries (because he's completely out of his mind if he would dare offer to help you) and let the door close into your face as you try to get into your home.

    Sophia Athene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conclusion: Hold the damn door open for everyone regardless of gender.

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    Granger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a woman, and if the opportunity arises, I will open the door for any gender.

    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who comes first hold the door., I hold the door multiple times for male friends and they did for me.. As far as I can tell no one lost significant bodyparts by switching.genderroles and how you gonna handle this situation if the person is nonbinary? leave it to schroedinger????

    John Carr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I didn't hold the door open for someone (male/female or whatever) my dead mother would rise from her grave and beat the c**p out of me for not having manners

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    #6

    Gatekeeping... A Language?

    Gatekeeping... A Language?

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    Isabel Galvez
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Spanish, Spanish is my native language and and very white. And also, there're lots of very white people in Latinoamerica.

    Sergio Bicerra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah,i don't understand why people think we all in latinamerica look like George Lopez.

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    Tamra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We truly have a world of knowledge at our fingertips and yet ignorance still proliferates. 🙄

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I'm not a Klingon, but nuvpu' motlh vIghIjmeH tlhIngan HoI vIghojlI'.

    Laura Deckers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TachlIj qechlIj rurjaj targhlIj yIchegh! QaPla'!

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    fly on the wall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are correct. I am white and I can't speak Spanish. But I am also 80 years old, and I have been trying to learn for 3 years on duolingo and I am still monolingual.

    Doc “Dr Rotwang” Rotwang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maaaaaaaan, I'm Mexican-American, green-eyed and very much caucasian, and there are Spanish folks who look whiter than ME.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was adopted at birth into a Mexican-American family, so I learned Spanish (and English) pretty much from birth. I'm white af, genetically Irish/Scottish - blonde hair and blue eyes XD But I guess white people can't speak Spanish, so... what language am I actually speaking when I talk to my tia and abuelita?! D:

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    Amelia Jade
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a coworker from Mexico. She was showing me pictures of her extended family when they were all at a big, family barbecue. Among the people pictured was a tall, red headed, pasty, white kid. I just assumed he was there as a friend. I didn't ask, but my friend gleefully pointed out that the kid was a family member. I can't remember how he was related, but he was somehow blood related. It was genetics passed down through the line from past relations. According to this ignorant person, this redheaded, white kid isn't allowed to speak the language he was born into? Also, I work in medical and know a teensy smidge of Spanish--I can tell you that when this white person tries to communicate with patients who aren't able to speak much English--they're relieved and don't seem to be bothered that I'm white.

    Betty Vanderhooven-SchmaaSchmaa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My black friend believed black Jamaicans originate from there.

    Betty Vanderhooven-SchmaaSchmaa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This only confuses ppl that have never left the USA. Americans are so sheltered.

    James Peek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm white and speak Spanish. We HAD to take a language class in school.

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    But there’s also a reason why seeing something cringeworthy feels like listening to fingernails running down a chalkboard. Here’s an explanation from Dr. Collins: 

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    “A lot of times, these feelings can come with anxiety and a fear of negative social evaluation. Anxiety can be distressing and may get in the way of whatever you’re doing in the moment.”

    #7

    Uh

    Uh

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    Leif Andersen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, he is terribly and painfully wrong! Nevertheless: kudos for fun and creative thinking

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    Kat Pekin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh don't do this. I work in a book store. You're just pissing off the staff who have to go around fixing your mistake. Then stock levels are out. Then you get told off by your manager for missing items and now you're wasting time fixing an error that isn't yours. If you have issues with where books are in book shops contact, if you must, the PUBLISHERS. They set the categories. Underpaid in-store staff literally can't change anything and customers thinking they're totally edgy by moving stock around are just annoying staff who then have to waste time fixing your "rebellion". Rant over. This may have pushed one of my buttons.

    Veronica Jean
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of hateful people outing themselves in the comments.....

    The explanation
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they were in the non-fiction section before, I understand completely. However. If it was in, say, the religion section, that's stupid

    YetAnotherSarah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hey how smart. Except I worked in a Barnes for nearly a decade and bibles were moved to fiction by clever original free-thinkers like once a month. Pretty common basic-a*s idea.

    Alyce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he also move the Quran, the Torah, the Eightfold Path, the Holy Vedas, etc. or just the Bible, like a hateful, pathetic little soul?

    Lil Potato IS BACK!!!!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahh another case of good ol america disrespecting other peoples beliefs, then getting so offended when you try to stand up for what you believe in. I know all Christians aren't great people and have done bad things. But name one group of people that doesn't have jerks, i dare you.

    DC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... if I define a group simply by including everyone who doesn't qualify as a jerk, then I have exactly that, right? Ok, easier said than done, but that applies to many things I have done as well. Saying them WAS easier.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in high school the chain bookstore in our town (B. Dalton) had only books about Christianity and Judaism in its "Religion" section. Books about Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, etc. were placed in the "Philosophy" section.

    Monster738
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    1 year ago

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    I'm a Christian an I am not okay with that

    Donna P Sisk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Bibles are true. But only for those who know how to read them.

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    #8

    Cringe Post Followed By A Funny

    Cringe Post Followed By A Funny

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    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming this whole post is BS just to get a reaction from people.

    Virgil Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can understand why there is a call for mandatory genetic testing of fatherhood these days reading about people lime this.

    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf was she dating some leeches or a toothless vampire

    okpkpkp
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I came home from one of my deployments my wife told me she had contracted Herpes Simplex 666 from someone she knew earlier, a condition that lasts a lifetime. I laughed my a*s off. But I was glad she told me.

    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you gonna have to ask Jody about that one.

    HangryHangryHippo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely broke out laughing. Brilliant response

    tl gmc
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's making me itchy and reminding me of when I get hives. Double checked that I took my allergy pills

    Lyoness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like she was strangled, but based on the context I'm guessing not. Which is both good and bad at the same time.

    lovemy suffolk
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hickies. Or 'love bites ' as we used to call them

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    #9

    What Were They Thinking?

    What Were They Thinking?

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    Iampenny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Popo means "butt" in German - just saying.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just read about a British reality series currently filming about training new police recruits. It's called "Piglets" and the Bobbies are not happy about the name.

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought 'po po' sounded really stupid anyway.

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When are they going to write "paddywagon" on them to relate to the elderly?

    John L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanna relate? Stop treating everyone like a perp.

    Nizumi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they were writing the names of the dog on the side of the car. K-9 unit? Popo the Police Pup? No? I'll show myself out...

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is PiPi? And why does it not look like a giraffe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6JX3VJacQA

    Gary Geracci
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand that two cheeks(Butt) make a whole, or is that A##^ole?

    Marcus Lynch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Faked. Second "PO" should be slightly smaller due to perspective. Also the reflection in the second "O" is identical to the first. Try again.

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    Since secondhand embarrassment can be an anxiety trigger, Dr. Collins says it could be problematic if you’re already dealing with the disorder. 

    “Witnessing someone else experiencing embarrassment could increase anxious thoughts about whether a similar experience could happen to you and activate your body’s stress response.”

    #10

    $4k Rent

    $4k Rent

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    Strings
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh... my mortgage is $700

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you get past the downpayment, mortgage payments are very often lower than rent.

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    Gaerwing
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being smug about having such ridiculously high rent as if spending most of your paycheck on rent is some kind of right of passage.

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live, $4,000 a month will get me a freaking mansion.

    Miki
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am guessing in places like new York It will give you a broom closet.

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    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine not realizing that most people don't make that at their very adult jobs. I looked her up and her account has been removed but some of the other things people have screenshotted make me think she was a failed musician turned only fans girl. I love when prostitutes get on their high horse about the rest of us who have to pay for ourselves. Being pretty and letting a man pay for your lifestyle...makes you a prostitute. It's sex work. Which is fine with me but don't dog on me because I can't do the same.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, Jaz, you're just an idiot paying large sums to get screwed every month. Us adults are paying what we can afford.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're still a child" yay! It's working

    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf is she renting? A warehouse? An airplane? A tank?

    Don Flynn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah my mortgage is $893 a month

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the total of my 3 mortgages count? Or does this just take the primary into consideration? And should I include escrow?

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is paid in full, so I can play like a child from now on!!

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    #11

    Facepalm

    Facepalm

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    Iampenny
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm that period pain is worse, and I'm clumsy AF and have rolled my ankles a lot (even tore a ligament doing so)

    April Dancer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And ankle rolling isn't, generally, a monthly occurrence for around 30 years.

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do you do this 3-5 days a month for 30 years?

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm already at 31 years with no menopause in sight :'( WHEN DOES IT END??? p.s. I WISH it only happened for 3-5 days for me, lol XD

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    KaiPonpon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All men like this should have to experience one strong period so they stop saying dumb s**t like this. There's no good reason to undermine the pain of others just because you've never experienced it yourself.

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hook them up to a period pain machine (there are great vids of it on YouTube) then see what they say.

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also assumes all women have the same level and type of pain..

    Jay Scales
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Period pain simulators should be part of the curriculum.

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had a broken ankle and my period at the same time. I don't know how I'm still here. 😂

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had periods, given birth (twice!) and sprained my ankle (which is, oddly, harder to heal than a break) and in order of pain level I say 1. Birth, 2. Period pain and 3. Ankle.

    Donna P Sisk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well having endometriosis and tumors I had pain.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I broke my leg. I think I took it pretty well considering that for 2 solid hours I felt like someone was sawing my leg off. And yet I have never once wondered "was that better or worse than period pain?". And even if there was a way for me to know, I probably wouldn't want to. I'm just really in awe of all the things women put up with and still manage to look like they have it way more together than I feel inside just for having to exist...

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Broke my ankle twice, once at 17... it felt so good I did it again at 44 just to remind myself of the joy! I'm 66 and everytime it rains or snows, I remember this joy! PS: Anyone have a hacksaw and some superglue?

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    #12

    Hysteria Has Always Been Everywhere

    Hysteria Has Always Been Everywhere

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow in my mind Satan, Santa, Satin are all mixed up together. And now that we're throwing tornadoes into the mix, I have a very distressing image of flying reindeer in there too.

    ~nope~
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit hypocritical to get mad about Muslims allegedly pushing their beliefs on students—how much are we willing to bet this person is fine shoving Christianity down the throats of schoolchildren?

    Simona M.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How easy it is to ignite fear and hatred among the narrow minded.

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so funny because every American knows if prayer is ever required in school it's going to be a Christian fascism type situation.

    James Peek
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump and anti vaccine, flat earther facts featured on FAUX News.

    Rob D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To see what decades of ACCEPTING Jesus Christ has done to this nation see: active shooter drill.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if you bible thumpers didn't cram YOUR religious beliefs down everyone's throats you would have noticed that a. Muslims do NOT worship Satan, and b. these children aren't facing Mecca.

    Miki
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody really fall for that? How stupid you must be to fall for that. I mean... if they AT LEAST be facing same direction.

    Storm Rise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief! The stupid is real!

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    If vicarious embarrassment puts you on edge, Dr. Collins shared some tips on how to handle it properly. It begins with reframing emotions. 

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    “When we experience emotions that are uncomfortable, we often think they are ‘bad,’ and that makes us even more anxious as we try to get rid of it, increasing distress,” she explained.  

    “It can help to have a more mindful approach by acknowledging how we are feeling in the moment without judgment and allowing the emotion to pass.”

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    #13

    Dork A** Losers

    Dork A** Losers

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, a dress that manages to almost reveal the capillaries, and magically perky booobs; a woman sculptor wouldn't have been my first guess either.

    Don Flynn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this sculpture and respect the amount of talent and dedication that it took to create it

    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will always love that "dork a*s loser" is the smartest bit

    Barry Fruitman
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how he said "none that come to mind" as if he knows the first f*****g thing about art 🤣

    Doc “Dr Rotwang” Rotwang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an impressive work of sculpture, and the artist is obviously quite impassioned and skilled. Good for her and good for all of us.

    Lady Perkele
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please! Let's mention again all female characters written by men 😂

    Julie S
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want this sculpture but I think I would have boob envy.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ivan this this is "art", do what is real 'art' for him? /s

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    #14

    She Is Not The Cringe But Those 6k Neck Beards Are! I Freaking Love Her Idea

    She Is Not The Cringe But Those 6k Neck Beards Are! I Freaking Love Her Idea

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    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I really want to hear her piano cover.

    PaperinoVB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kqs_ulCd_4 But this is just the beginning of it, I think.

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    EliR
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The click bait wasn’t enough, she had to Rick roll them at the same time. What a legend.

    Lydsylou (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius. We should bring back rick rolling I feel like it's dying out a bit

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knew hot tubs could play the piano

    third molar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats the business model of news outlets in general

    John Ambrose
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd tune in to listen to a hot tub playing piano.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know how they got a hot tub to play a piano...

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    #15

    Want Another Baby But Your Husband Doesn't? Just Get Him Drunk

    Want Another Baby But Your Husband Doesn't? Just Get Him Drunk

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    Crep 105
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only replies to this comment are the ones saying it's not rape, when it obviously is.

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sexual offences don't suddenly become 'humorous' because they happen to men or boys..

    rullyman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If hubby totally does not, it might be wise for him to have a vasectomy, so no extras happen. That's what my dad did 😅

    Miki
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned years ago that for way to many people, things like sexism racism etc works only one way.

    Saphyre Fyre
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have babies, you have people you need to teach how to become well adjusted adults. Grow up quickly so you can show them how. Get help!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know the percentage of women who think this perversely, but it should be a wake up call to men to make a vasectomy appointment, pronto.

    Pollymere
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's really sad that women spent centuries trying to be respected by men and they respond by not giving any back.

    Susan Raskin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    really bad move for the baby and the marriage. Without trust there is no marriage.

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    Dealing with anxiety is primarily about recognizing when it begins to manifest. This also applies to the distress from feeling secondhand shame. For this, Dr. Collins recommends the STOP technique.

    This simple method involves four steps: stop what you’re doing, take a breath, observe what’s happening to your body, and proceed mindfully.

    #16

    Yikes

    Yikes

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tale would be "mate, kindly p×ss off I'm having some quality alone time. Now away."

    Bexxxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As my mother says, “now off you fûck, shoo.”

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    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tale: "Let me tell you about that one time I was waiting for my grandson and he introduced me to the world as a stranger." Alternatively: "Let me tell you about that one time I was waiting for hubby on date night, and that rando kid felt free to cuddle me"

    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would tell them disgusting facts about my medical issues and mention my grandchilds kindergarten is contaminated with lice Gettin older I finally reach my profession as a provocative hag

    Samsquatch & Monko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly if i tried to approach you without knowing you and you did that I would be more interested then deterred… but I wouldn’t approach strangers

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    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me tell you about the time my grandson tried to use me for a crappy post.

    Mark Fuller
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rather implies that a complete stranger would feel wholly comfortable sidling up to me and taking a seat. Erm... no. Just don't. Ya' freak.

    Jennik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I carry headphones everywhere - I can put them on when I'm sitting by myself to DETER people from coming over to talk to me. You'd think the pink mullet and resting b***h face would be enough to put people off, but no, strangers keep trying to have a conversation with me.

    Angelshark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cherish my alone time. If you want to hear my stories, buy my book.

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on the receiving end of this and it made my day. A darling old man asked if he could sit at my table because I reminded him of his granddaughter who was a SCUBA diver. We chatted for a couple of hours and when we were finished he said "Now, you tell your mom you met a nice Jewish boy for lunch!" I know that makes it sound uber-creepy, but I was in my mid-20s and he was a complete gentleman.

    Annie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was sitting alone in a restaurant and some stranger came up & asked to sit with me, I'd automatically assume it was some silly TikTok challenge and the stranger was planning on dumping something gross like dog vomit on my head

    Sindhuja
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait but what happened to the golden rule of stranger danger

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    #17

    Imagine The Conversation

    Imagine The Conversation

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    Simona M.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, something like that could easily happen to me. Sometimes I get all excited about hearing a cat in the street, and then I turn around and see a small child.

    KaiPonpon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to ask myself every day if the demonic screeching outside is a cat, a weird bird or just the neighbours unhinged kids again..

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does this really belong on this list?

    PhaseWitFact
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's like 20 years old already and has been posted everywhere

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    Kris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have gone to Specsavers

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it a 🍋 lemming poppy-seed muffin?

    Lil Potato IS BACK!!!!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know its a joke, and I say this in the most polite way possible, but it's not ok to joke about suicide

    Samsquatch & Monko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle killed himself and I wanted to for a really long time and I am completely fine with said jokes as long as it’s not mean-spirited. I’m fine with “I wanted to jump off a cliff”, not “if you believe this go kill yourself, haha jk unless…” for clarification

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    robecca leyden
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time i see this i can't stop laughing

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Muffins deserve petting and cuddles too!

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe not jump off a cliff but instead go to see an optician

    Lavern Defazio
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    1 year ago

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you so much, Hannah. I laughed my a*s off.

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    #18

    It’s Actually Quite Sophisticated Stuff

    It’s Actually Quite Sophisticated Stuff

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    Alicia M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man needs to go back and read her original statement. 🤣

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes you are acting dumb, twice.

    Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aye.... atleast she is oblivious. not any better. worse even. But atleast she doesn't know?

    R F.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor thing. She’s trying so hard to learn.

    Anna Stephenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh- nicely done Madam!- it took me a second to register what she was doing! Hehehehe

    Virgil Blue
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    1 year ago

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    They mean you are a lying (word for female animal) and so used to doing it you don't even realise it.

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some big anger, and completely misdirected. I hope you can find better ways to express yourself healthily, and that the things which cause you distress will be hurdles that you can overcome soon. Best of luck to you.

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    As Dr. Collins explains, the STOP technique makes you effectively take notice when anxiety and self-judgment from secondhand embarrassment begin to creep in. 

    “When we go down a rabbit hole with our thoughts and emotions, it can all end up being amplified. This STOP technique helps you move in a more helpful direction by pausing for a minute to stop whatever stream of thought you’re having.”

    #19

    So Much For Independent

    So Much For Independent

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    Nannychachi
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs to change her name to Money Grubbing Wh*re.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Nan, a wh*re actually works for her money.

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she ain't hangin' with no poor [CENSORED]"

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will happily give anyone 70% of my daily income, but I get to pick which day

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist, he's unemployed...

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't sayin she's a gold digger...yes, yes I am

    Chauncy Franklin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My elderly mother had a bumper sticker that read "A man is not a financial plan". She could have sold it a million times over.

    CP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She independently wants to get a guy to pay for her.

    She speaks poniards
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of you can hook a few bfs who will give you the cat majority if their income, assuming it's a substantial amount for each & invested the money at above prime rate for a few years, you could be very "independent" in relatively short order!

    She speaks poniards
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (I hate autocorrect 😑) *If you can... the *vast majority *of their income...

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    #20

    Easy Mistake

    Easy Mistake

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    Lance LaRocque
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who believes this person still has there v-card?

    Makayla Parmenter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 19 and I still have mine, sometimes people just make the choice to not go that far with someone till they're ready. However in this case the person is begging for a sugar mommy/daddy there's no f**king way.

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    Brittania Kelli
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who calls it their v card is likely going to be a proud card carrying member for quite a while...

    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe there was (or still is?) a dedicated Reddit sub for this sort of matches.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    V card? (No I'm not googling that 😅̀)

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a minute too.

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    Donna P Sisk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not think you will get it, but my mom was ask to be a women for a sugar daddy. She said no!!

    This Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of when you used to get anti-vax people posting on FB pages about CORVIDS.

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    #21

    Those Damn Scorpios

    Those Damn Scorpios

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was published on FB in 2018 by There is News. A link to a legal disclaimer at the bottom of the story warns readers, "The content of TIN is fiction and does not correspond to reality. All references, names, brands or institutions that appear on the site are used as contextual elements, as in any novel or fiction account."

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd still bite someone if they abandoned me! /s

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know this dog, but I know I love him..

    Angelshark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope someone took that dog in and gave it the love it deserves.

    notlikeyou1971
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking of the movie Strays just based on that headline alone. Lol

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    #22

    People Think That Negro Refers To The Racial Slur

    People Think That Negro Refers To The Racial Slur

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    Iren
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What will happen if they find out about Montenegro?

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans (NOT English speakers, but Americans specifically) need to learn languages and cool their jets before jumping on a keyboard.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All children are given the option of learning a foreign language in school, and many of them choose Spanish, as Spanish is widely spoken in our country. Many of us know that "negro" is the Spanish word for "black". This ignorance of words is not limited to Americans. Note that the Lithuanians who run this site regularly censor the name of a west African country: N i g e r. Almost as if they're ignorant of a foreign word.

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think that the posters could work it out for themselves from all the other colours having names in three languages.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I see something like this, seems like it is always a white person being offended on behalf of blacks. Black people know of the existence of things like the The United Negro College Fund and The National Council of Negro Women

    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend whose last name was Negro. And yes, only fellow white people had a problem with it. One even told her to change it!

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    Isabel Galvez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's pronounced "neh-gro", no "nay-gro", but yes, it's just a colour.

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also how we refer to people of colour in Spanish and has never been a slur. Black Spanish speakers usually despise being called "people of colour"

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    HangryHangryHippo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cancelling" a language. This got out of hand

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the entire country and 1.5 continents that speak it

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    pebs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Italy it is full of people whose surname is "Negro" or "Negri". Probably, those ignorant and self-important imbeciles would demand that they change their surname.

    Gaerwing
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sorry for Crayola's social media guy. Bet he spends all day replying to messages like this.

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really tired of the politeness that they responded with. Companies feel they have to respond this way and I wish they'd just say, "I'm sorry you're an idiot. I hope you aren't breeding." Stop being kind to these overreactive, dumb people who need something to be outraged by on social media for likes. Call them out. Stop blocking their names and let them get a barrage of people contacting them telling them so. It's the only way they'll learn to stop posting this stuff. Or maybe they'll take a minute and make sure they look it up before making themselves look so stupid.

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long do we think it will be before the official Crayola response is "for f**k's sake, people, there are other languages besides English!"

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    #23

    Whitewashing

    Whitewashing

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evolution noticed those bits of skin were almost always out of the sun and decided to call it an day when applying the melanin.

    StretcherBearer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evolution just half-assing it again.😁 I know it ducked out early on some of my evolving.

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    KaiPonpon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do remember that the palms are lighter but it has no use to me because U know I'm not gonna draw hands if I don't have to

    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a reason the people in all my drawings have their hands in their pockets.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a joke in Blazing Saddles. The one where Bart and Jim are in KKK outfits and they realize that barts hands are black and they try to scrub it off. Even as a kid I was like, "but his hands are as white as mine."

    Mez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How have I never watched this movie!. I will watch with my kids, they always get a kick out of inappropriate humour.....

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    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i once heard a really racist remark about why the soles and palms of a black person were so much paler, and I'm not going to repeat it but it pissed me off so bad I just had to vent some more

    Tom De Paul
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, from a girl in elementary school!

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    Barry Fruitman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have they never met a Black person? Never mind, I know the answer.

    Dainty72
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have four layers of skin in the epidermis, but the soles of our feet and the palms of our hands have five. Stratum Lucidium, in the middle of the others. Obviously it's because we used these to excess. I thought white palms on those with black skin were due to this. But looked into this years ago and it's not

    Linda Robinett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bottoms of the feet also. OK white person. If you tan at all, compare your palms to the back of your hands. All of us do this

    Connie Hirsch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White-skinned people can't tan their palms.

    Dainty72
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tattooing these body parts aren't successful either. They fade quite quickly

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    #24

    Whats The Point Of This

    Whats The Point Of This

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    Bill Hankel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Christian, I Dislike these things very much ... I see too many on my FB feed, and scroll past as quickly as possible.

    Veronica Jean
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's click farming and comment farming. Some companies use it for nefarious business, some people do it just to prove their IQ is roughly the same as styrofoam

    Angelshark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Styrofoam doesn't knock on my front door at 8 am —despite 'no solicitation' signs— to ask me if I've heard the 'good news'.

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    Farah the Turtle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Im a muslim but oh whatever) Hi Dad! Didya come back with the milk?

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    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same guy who says, "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!"

    Pollymere
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a modern form of chain letter. I'm sure you'll need to repost to show you reject Satan too...

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    girl, who even knows?

    Hakitosama
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm tempted to write "HA! You tell him dad" then I remember that I was told to scroll down and ignore.....

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    #25

    I Hate This Sub But This Fits Here So

    I Hate This Sub But This Fits Here So

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm convinced that not a single woman alive finds that cringey role play s**t a turn-on.

    Julie S
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And none of them want a díck pic either

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *embarressed hand zipping up pants*

    Uncanny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brandon may just be the best contraceptive ever invented.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brandon was ick from the beginning.

    Say No to Downvoting
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been out of the game for a long time - Is is common to go from cringey role play to d**k pic in less than 3 messages?

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly yes; men seem to have received some kind of horrific email telling them they're God's gift and advising them that women love the Andrew Tate charm offensive

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brandon needs to go to jail for being a sexual predator. Sending unsolicited d**k pics is abusive .

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When unsolicited, the photos are a literal crime.

    FROGLET
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Sighs, turning off computer* Enough internet for today.

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    #26

    The Definition Of L

    The Definition Of L

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I right in saying the internship was subsequently rescinded as a result?

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Did you read the code of conduct before signing on as intern?"

    Kisa “Kizna” Kitsugi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the truth this. Yes she lost the internship but she got another one and the man in question apologized for coming off the way he did and she apologized to him. The real reason she lost was the NASA hash tag. https://people.com/human-interest/woman-loses-nasa-internship-over-tweet/

    Justin Tyme
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The intern’s name is Naomi H. She was talking to Homer Hickam Jr., who has been with the space program since 1981. And yes, she lose the internship opportunity.

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on, that's just petty.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Petty? OP literally signed an agreement that included a code of conduct.

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    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Look at the way they're acting in direct reference to being employed by a renowned company.

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler, they were no longer accepted by NASA

    Verena
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    1 year ago

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    Sarah Miles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did they blur the people? The responder is Homer Hickam, the guy October Sky is about! Besides, it's Twitter - these are public posts.

    tjames19701962
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ALL work places monitor their employees social media. Not surprising they lost their internetship.

    Kaedyn Walsh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this a while ago (probably making its rounds on twitter) and istg no matter how old the original post is, I still can /feel/ OP's heart drop and their entire body get major cold sweats lol

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    #27

    Literal Cringe Face

    Literal Cringe Face

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    HangryHangryHippo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh damn! English is not my first language and maybe I'm missing something... but I'm assuming it was "puberty"?

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was gonna guess this too but the common law thing threw me off

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤮 Puberty is the correct answer.

    Angelshark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man told on himself in front of a live studio audience.

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll have ‘People soon to be on a Register’ for 1000 please Alek!

    Jo Murphy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is Alex's cringe face not on every gif option?

    Matthew Savestheworld
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct Answer: Age of Majority. An archaic term for the age where you become an adult. As for Common law... this is a very simplified explanation but it is the body of legal traditions that was handed down to us from old English history

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saint Augustine's dilemma.

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    #28

    Cardi B Approves This Message

    Cardi B Approves This Message

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    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last person is the only sane one in the picture

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20 bucks teach him a lesson. 2000 is straight robbery.

    Scott Riley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Misdemeanor Theft charge here in Texas : For property valued between $750 and $2,500: Class A misdemeanor, punishable by a fine of up to $4,000 and/or confinement in jail for up to one year.

    Raphapablap
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wouldn't a money app need a pass code to access? Seems like a really bad design flaw

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely he has the account details though and can track through that?

    Ace
    Community Member
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    1 year ago

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    Imagine the different reaction if the genders were reversed...

    Julie S
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight up stealing

    KaiPonpon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if he was acting like an idiot, that's so much money. Poor guy, I hope he went to the police and that woman gets charged as she should be

    Dawnieangel76
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is NOT cute, or awesome. THIS makes men hate & distrust women.

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    #29

    When You Just Want A Legitimate Business

    When You Just Want A Legitimate Business

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    Iampenny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every Thai Massage salon in the town I live in here in Germany has a sign saying "no erotic" due to this.

    BatPhace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a 17yr LMT, I can confirm that it still gets asked about even in mainstream, professional settings. Sadly

    Kensington Kenny Jr.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for the heads-up. I shall take my business elsewhere.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't imagine how having to pay for sexual relief constitutes any kind of happy ending.

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a Thai massage place close to where I live that has something similar on their windows.

    Linda Robinett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was surprised when a nearby town built a casino and all the massage therapists had to get some sort of extra permission. We have very few of the sex worker kinds.

    Ryan Mercer
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to Spokane WA, we have a few that do. It's been a long Spokane tradition of the city not bothering these establishments. But there was that one time, when they all ended up being owned by the same person, and that person ran afoul with the city council, so they did the one and only uncover operation and closed them all down. Someone friendlier with the city council opened up shop in less than a year after that, and it's been back to same old same old for years now. The city mostly just wants to prevent street walkers and does a good job of that.

    Ryan Mercer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be clear, no, I've never gone in one. But they are common knowledge around these parts. Honestly, it's hard for me to imagine there's anything I would even want in there.

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    Alicia M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two massage parlors down the street from me just got busted for allegedly providing happy endings. I cannot imagine being a man and asking for this service.

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    #30

    Oof

    Oof

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    BoredWolfe
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    1 year ago

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    Guy puts compliment in the delivery instructions, pretends the company he was ordering from did it.

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    Ban-One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also do some crazy impressions sometimes after some wine.

    Crybaby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowing who the guy is, he more than likely did this to be a joke. (If anyones wondering his name is Thomas Sanders, a well known guy in 2016-2020)

    Johsy B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he ordered by phone the driver would be typing instructions. Thomas responded about this and it's plausible.

    Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhmmm. What if it was a phone order? Then whoever picks up the phone writes it down

    EM
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the most cringe-inducing embarrassing thing I've read in ages.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These clowns fall for this level of brag-posting waaaay too often. This is not the first time a poster didn't understand where delivery instructions came from and have been called out on this dumb move.

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    #31

    He Must Not Have Been A Real Man

    He Must Not Have Been A Real Man

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your blind date brings 23 people with them - why would you even sit down to eat? I'd leave before the meal was ordered.

    mandy the capibara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing he thought, quite rightly, that stringing her on and leaving her with the bill would be the more severe burn in this case 🔥

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    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they even let the dinner happen? The only unexpected guest I'll welcome is my date's dog

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who does this kind of thing? First date is always pay your own way anyway.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my date came with 23 people, I would nope out immediately

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pics, or it didn’t happen.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crazy. And if you include the “couple” in the maths that means everybody spent $124 each.

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a tendency in some folks that you don't have to stint yourself if somebody else is paying.

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    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHOA. I work for a not super cheap restaurant (entrees anywhere from $20-$35) and seriously, 23 people racking up a $3,100 bill is insane. That's well over $100 PER PERSON. When I have big groups like that, the bill is typically high but like $500-$800 area. I've served groups of 30 or more and have never had anything over $1,000. 23 people eating and drinking that much is just asinine. To do that on a blind date let alone period and expect the date to pay for it seems impossible.

    Melinda Flick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And? Why in the world would she expect him to pay for that many people when he was expecting a one on one date? He should name and shame her locally, that's really offensive behavior.

    Paloma Vita
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    23? Who does that?!

    Storm Rise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair enough! I would have left her with the bill too. Who the everlovinghell does that?!?

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    #32

    Just Stop

    Just Stop

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    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then BP posts him here also? 🤷‍♂️

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've posted him in so many threads I'm losing count 🤦‍♀️

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    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine a middle-aged man posting a picture of a pretty young girl like that.

    FROGLET
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Men: Women do not want your attention. Dear Women: Men do not want your attention.

    Eli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one of the Sprouse twins...

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guy, that is literally Cole Sprouse

    Angi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know it's Cole? Honestly asking I can't tell them apart when one is alone.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand how a lot of women think it's payback time after centuries of being subjugated, but there are other, more effective, strategies than lowering yourselves to their lowest traits.

    Ronald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls can any man, pretty much. men have trouble....

    something
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor guy cant even get on a train without creepy ladies hitting on him

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well ---- after all, you were on the floor of a train snapping pictures.

    Alley Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont downvote me for this, but he IS cute

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    #33

    How Does This Even Happen

    How Does This Even Happen

    local_parcel Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The next text will purportedly be from the "coroner"

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they are making it easy to decide to block them. I used to have someone in my life who did the fake suicide stuff. By that I mean doing things for the drama, not because they really wanted to die. I finally had to tell them that while I didn't want them to do that, it comes down to their choice and they could do it or not. They stopped after that because all they wanted was the drama and they were not getting it.

    Tom De Paul
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a retired LCSW child, adolescent, and family therapist and I've worked with clients who suffered with real s******l ideation. Truth be told, I've been there myself. I would dump this person so fast their head would spin.

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    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No frakkin' snot: This happened to me. Homeboy said he'd jump off a bridge if I left him. At the point, zero f***s given. He broke in three hours later to tell me he was okay. People can get weird.

    Ge Po
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'idk if ima make it,' but with my very last strength I am forcing my fingers to hold on to this phone, so I can type this last message, being in a state of wild delirium, so don't mind the grammar please.

    R F.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real story here is…THE MEDICAL RESPONSE TIME! Wow!!

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He jumped and 20 minutes later, he's at hospital, texting. Seems legit.

    Kelley Baltierra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I'm guessing 14 minutes from 'he's dead' to being in the hospital. Good response time from the EMTs

    Speak easy buttercup
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh DÀMN I HOPE DUCKS OK!!! ☹️☹️ poor bàstard finally did it!

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    #34

    Wow Real Help

    Wow Real Help

    obstantial_is_thy Report

    KaiPonpon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You either pay us or the hospital! Your choice :) /j (hope that's the right tag, still learning)

    SlightlyTarnished
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, get a first aid book, call 911, before expecting a for profit online entertainment site to furnish your answer.

    Marcellium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one I feel like. doesn't fit. A valid complaint followed "just pay us!" okay.

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time Granny's choking, upgrade your service first.

    Sophia Athene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might have. Someone else might also have called the ambulance while the poster looked up the video.

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    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody should know the Heimlich already

    Alif Zakaria
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And suddenly, for some strange reason, adblocker sales skyrocketed among all YouTube users

    Janice
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From a USA perspective, of course you need to pay more to get access to life saving info or be delayed in receiving help. YouTube is simply a reflection of our national priorities. We favor those who can pay - "All men are created equal," as long as those "men" have a penis and own land ... YouTube's reply displays the same level of concern and warmth as our policies, but why is anyone surprised by it?

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    #35

    Gatekeeping Children’s Names?

    Gatekeeping Children’s Names?

    Slader111 Report

    LiterallyJustKen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the single most important woman on the earth.

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in a fandom group and an actor we liked was doing a charity play and he invited a bunch of people from the group to come to it. I was 24 and I'd never been to NY before and I was excited. At the meet up, 4 of us went for lunch together and we were getting to know one another. One of the women asked if we were all married and I was like no... and one of them is like 'no I'm divorced. Do you know my husband?" and I'm taken aback. I ask how would I know her husband...I don't even know her. She was convinced I was some spy who infiltrated the group...8 years before...and was now working for her ex to spy on her...at lunch I guess? C-r-a-z-y. But some people just think everything revolves around them. This woman thought someone looked up her child, found out her middle name, 'stole it' as if that's the most magical awesome name and people were copying her...all because she can't step outside of herself and see how crazy that is. Strangers don't care as much about you as you think they do.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else wondering what letter the surname starts with

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my first idea. So she's Kenzie Kay ....

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    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's so annoying when people use a very well known name that l also chose"

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kay is literally my 101-year-old grammas name. It was a very common abbreviation for Katherine back in the day. A lot of people named their girls that in the 20s and 30s. Also, you don't own names, you crazy person. It's not like you plant a flag and it's yours and yours alone. Weirdo.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well apparently this woman's daughter is older than 101, because NOBODY started naming their daughters that before she did

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    CT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to school with 2 other girls who had the same first name as me. One of the mothers was angry with my mother and the other mother for choosing the same first name as her daughter. I was the oldest of the three, his daughter the youngest... Like her mother, a brat, a bully, I met her again as an adult, she hasn't changed

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every other female born in the 1940s or 50s had the middle name Kay or Sue.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kenzie Kay Kardashian? Sorry, I like both names - bute I hate the combination. It sounds like a white character in a pseudo-happy racist 1950s movie.

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name Kay did not exist until this woman started using it.

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    #36

    Cringe

    Cringe

    neilhimself , x.com Report

    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got criticism once for choosing Who/What? as my preferred pronouns. The person who asked me failed to specify gender pronouns and was genuinely stunned to discover that other pronouns exist in the English language... 🤣🤣🤣

    El Dee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Specific sex pronouns are weird. Do I need to know that the passenger on the train who had trouble with their ticket on your commute this morning owns a penis??

    Stryker Tyger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neil Gaiman is an amazing human being, big fan of him and his work.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there was certain acussations against him recently.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignoring the unnecessary outrage over being more inclusive, writing they/them has always sounded better to me than writing he or she, and him or her; or even worse, randomly assigning a gender to the sentence.

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't decide if the original OP has mastered irony or is as obtuse as she seems.

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The user name makes it pretty clear that it's the latter explanation.

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    Linda Robinett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a discussion about this with a person who uses they/them. They explained that this had been in use since about the Thirteenth Century and gave an example. You find a dollar bill on the street and say. They left a dollar on the street.

    John Nelson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They/them is properly a singular pronoun when the gender is unknown. The OP showed poor scholarship in more ways than one....

    Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was good for Shakespeare and Jane Austen, it's good for me.

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    #37

    But I Have 11k Followers!

    But I Have 11k Followers!

    ParticularAd4039 Report

    Lance LaRocque
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if it's legal to put in your menu influencers asking for discounts must pay triple the posted prices and 25% automatic tip.

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP is not a customer; they're a freeloader.

    Ge Po
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irony is, this post would make me strongly consider the restaurant anyway, since a clearly very disgruntled customer still speaks highly of their product/menu. I would, however, stop following or never consider subscribing to the author, because of the attitude that is shown.

    Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially as you typically only read the bad reviews anyway...

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    Simona M.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally no discount at all!! Can you imagine!! 🙄

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and the influencer needs to work on spelling and grammar.

    Crystal Spencer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I enjoyed that type of environment, this review would make me go 1000 times. I'm only worried about the very good food part of the review.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody cares about your 11,000 followers. If I'm looking for a restaurant, I'm not looking on IG. I'm checking google and Yelp.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't subscribe to influencers but if I was subscribed to this person and they posted these statements on their account, I would unsubscribe.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I consider that a 5 star review, will dine there!

    VNES101
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, they got a great review anyway. I would definitely try the place after her review.

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    #38

    What Is Even The Human Race Anymore

    What Is Even The Human Race Anymore

    _carter05 Report

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, pretty sure this was"the girl with no brain"

    J Wess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a boy. A misinformed one, but still a boy.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a safe bet she hasn't read a book since middle school.

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    notlikeyou1971
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously they have no clue what they are talking about. They most likely pissed off majority of the internet with that one.

    Sindhuja
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about read the book first

    Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shameful, disgusting, ignorant, (chime in here people), gross, cringe level: I NEED TO SPEAK WITH THIS PERSON!!

    Alley Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    saw it. hated it. you suck.

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    #39

    Vegans Forgot To Read Food Chain In Schhol

    Vegans Forgot To Read Food Chain In Schhol

    Jyaten Report

    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And tyrannosauruses ate grass. Wait, guess they don't believe in dinosaurs either...

    Sophie
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they started to eat other dinos because they saw it from the first people... They had the very special ability to look into the future in millions of years... I thought everyone knew this

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lions 3001 years ago: "mighty fine grass we are having today". Human: "Can I offer you some fava beans...?"

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not hop down into the tiger pen at the zoo, and announce that they need to stop killing and eating...because you did?

    Ge Po
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And those forest fires are started by animals now too. Ever since we made the first fire, the animals have studied us and have tried to copy that. They have now gained the ability to starts fires too, just do not now how to extinguish them and our technology is way too advanced for them (fire-trucks and helicopters) and so we should actually all head out to the next forest fire with branches and shovels to put those fires out so the animals can learn to copy ... never mind. Got carried away in this fantasy a little too much, I guess.

    Your Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you care about animals enough to go vegan but not enough to learn the most basic facts about them?

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're probably the kind of person who feeds their cat a vegan diet and then blames the vet for not "saving" their cat when it dies horribly of malnutrition.

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    something
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if we don't stop, the alpha carnivore born of darkness will come and eat us all

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo we started it, and every carnivore out there mimicked us? Wow, we ARE an inspiration! Why didn't it work with sheep, ducks, elephants, camels, and bison? And why do they kill each other instead of focusing on the "actual" culprits? /S (in case that wasn't clear enough)

    Guy-Incognito
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain is having a moment reading this..

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    #40

    Notice At An Anime Convention

    Notice At An Anime Convention

    CRI0ST0IR Report

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a con goer. Please take this advice. You know who you are.

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And do laundry. Half the time it's because of the clothes.

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    Kisa “Kizna” Kitsugi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As cosplayer and costume wearer please do so too. Also clean your clothes. Body spray is no substitute. Also do not touch without permission to.

    Toothless Feline
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There has long been a “5-2 Rule” circulating the SF/F con circuit: 2 square meals and 5 hours of sleep each day makes happy congoers. I pushed for a modified “5-2-1 Rule” at the con I used to work for by adding 1 shower to the daily recommendation. It was a big hit.

    notlikeyou1971
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should sell this sign somewhere. I know ppl who need it

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Signs similar to this have been at cons for over 30 years. C'mon gamers, learn to use soap! (Speaking as a WASHED heathen)

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This message is sadly needed in some subgroups of the human species.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have confusing mixed feelings about this one.

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what you mean, but apparently poor hygiene is a real problem in certain groups of young men, so whatever it takes...

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    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, every con has to remind their patrons to shower.

    Pollymere
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I blame Cosplay. It's impossible to wash and the wigs make you ridiculously hot. The minute you get warm the whole thing stinks! (So I make mine washable and shower everyday!)

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    #41

    This Is A Classic "Ooof" Moment

    This Is A Classic "Ooof" Moment

    VivienneAnnette Report

    Ellinor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I shaved my hair everyone at my school asked me if it was : cancer, military, my parents forcing me... In their narrow minded heads it just couldn't have been by choice. (I precise that I was in a small countryside school and was previously in an art school so the difference between me and my classmates was WILD)

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im happy noone went "skinheads forever"

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in highschool there was a boy in my year who was completely bald. I assumed he had cancer but had the sense not to ask or bring it up in any other way. Fast forward to about ten years later and there he is in the newspaper, in an article about how he's part of an organisation providing help and counselling to kids suffering from alopecia, which is what he actually had. So there you go.

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If l could rock a shaven head like that, l'd have got rid of my sad tresses years ago.

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as someone who is bald from cancer rn, even if th is woman herself does not have it, it's nice to see that it's totally possible to rock the bald look. xP

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rockin' the bald head for real, though

    royal crablets
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People get applauded for battling Cancer but I suckerpunch a Virgo and I get a restraining order.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a tall, black woman in HR that shaved her head. And she had a very pretty head.

    Linda Robinett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing a congresswoman speaking on TV. Thankfully, she looked great with her bald head. (I have a lumpy head) and it turns out that she was perfectly fine, she has alopecia, which is hair loss. This can be congenital.

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each to their own, personal choice... I don't particularly like the look myself, but that is my opinion. Neither universal fact nor law.

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    #42

    That Is A Good Question

    That Is A Good Question

    percy___potter Report

    Nannychachi
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear I just wanna slap up on the underside of her chin and make her bite her tongue.

    Isabel Galvez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she bites hard enough she could get her series

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person clearly has a neurological disorder that causes her tongue to hang out of her mouth. Possibly due to numbness of the brain or latent stupidity. Please be kind to people with disabilities like this. Stupidity is a terrible and incurable condition and sufferers should not be mocked.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece recently went on her first holiday without parents but with her best friend. My brother advised her to take two of every selfie, one with her tongue inside her mouth, on the grounds that her future self would thank her.

    MonsterMum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a UK series called The Undateables, she might be able to get on there? https://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-undateables

    This Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha autistics hahahahahahahahahahahahaha exploiting disabled people hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    Gaerwing
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put your tongue away and get a job

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most roles on Netflix require your tongue to be inside your mouth. You could try some other platforms tho. Like Tonguehub.

    Bexxxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right 😂 She’s clearly trying to make her tongue look like *something else* is in her mouth. Just an attention grab. Netflix has higher standards for their talent. 😂

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    Phantom Phoenix
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna be a billionaire CEO! Bored Pandas do your thing.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a Netflix series about a stroke victim who lost control of her tongue muscles?

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pictures like that can help her get a role in some videos, but Netflix won't be the channel they'll be showing on...

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    #43

    This Would Haunt Me For The Rest Of My Life

    This Would Haunt Me For The Rest Of My Life

    reddit.com , x.com Report

    Pheyonagh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More embarrassing than having your assets frozen and being sued by the uk dept of health? Bet she wish it was

    Ren Karlej
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's awful. Had to admit she lied about company ownership, she's been sued for racial abuse, it goes on... this woman should be feeling like a walking embarrassment zone. Probably isn't though. Here's hoping we get the money back!!!!

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    Brittania Kelli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe don't pick up random people whether their kids or adults they deserve to have their personal space respected. If you don't know a kid, don't pick them up and this situation would never happen.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strangely this is NOT the worst thing she's done..

    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, nothing strange about it... Tory peer. Corrupt.

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    Poster
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you just pick up a kid that you're not in charge of anyway haha

    Poison Ivy/Boo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fücking cow! Give us our money back you degenerate!!!!

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just out of curiosity, am I supposed to know who this woman is?

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's pretty damned famous in the UK. Corrupt PPE scandal allowed by the corrupt Conservatives. Made a member of the House Of Lords!! Her assets have been frozen and, strangely, the people want her to give the money back. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/nov/23/revealed-tory-peer-michelle-mone-secretly-received-29m-from-vip-lane-ppe-firm

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    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you pick up a complete stranger, regardless of age?! Except in certain circumstances (e.g. emergencies, lost children, asking to get passed) keep your hands to yourself until you know the other person is on board!

    Linda Robinett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember being in a winery tasting room and wondering why they were serving a little girl. I looked at her again and realized it was just a very short woman.

    Ellie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And of course she posted this on social media…

    James Twong
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just another Tory scumbag on the make.

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    #44

    I Can Do It But You Can’t

    I Can Do It But You Can’t

    Grant_w1999 Report

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why date somebody if you don’t trust them not to cheat? Or if you feel so insecure that friends can’t wear makeup around them?

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cringy amount of lols and lmao emojis

    EM
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, bc no one has ever donned makeup for her own enjoyment. It MUST be to "steal yo man."

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    READ: I don't want you looking more attractive than me to the boyfriend I'm barely hanging onto because I'm a tool!

    Barry Fruitman
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do YOU care so much?

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    #45

    Sheesh

    Sheesh

    frrtcht Report

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better get tested for some other things too if that is the way you handle all your interactions.

    Anna Ekberg
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems she never heard of herpes.

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    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Posting about tounge kissing strangers is not the popularity flex you thaught eighter

    CP
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    People being upset about another person they don't know kissing 4 strangers isn't the flex you think it is.

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    Simona M.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of discoveries waiting for this girl in her life...oof

    HangryHangryHippo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In what context (pre or post COVID) is that a flex??

    John Mosley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lick the bathroom floor while you're at it.

    Dream
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this is sarcasm lol

    Ronald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kinda girl. Lets play!! gang bang anyone????

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's that tongue again!

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    #46

    Height Of Stupidity

    Height Of Stupidity

    percy___potter Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also she thinks earth is flat? Seek scientific help!

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't die from Covid. They actually died when they reached the cliff of Earth and stumbled off the side.

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    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A couple of months ago I got cornered by one of these tinfoil hat-wearers who said much the same thing when I told her I wasn't interested in her conspiracy theories as my little sister was one of the pandemic victims. These idiots are everywhere.

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Losing a sibling is really tough. I lost my younger brother to illness. I am very sorry for you and your family's loss

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have tracked that poster down am have done unspeakable things to them with their own phone and a pack of rabid badgers.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I misread that as rabid coat hangers, which would also work

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    KaiPonpon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The absolute audacity of this person, diseases are not a believe-

    Richard Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a time and place for expressing a differing view...this is NOT it.

    Sophia Athene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you believe it, don't say it at the worst times in a person's life! Don't say any type of c**p, covid or not. Express sympathy. No elaboration needed!

    3 Possums in a trench coat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think conspiracy theories are so evolution can continue and idiots like these d!e because their Ignorance

    Jayeff Vee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Covid was a hoax? If so, would ivermectin have helped? What about the brother I lost to covid? Also a hoax? Ever heard of polio? That was a big hoax seventy years ago...

    Liz Mary
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real cause was m*rons who when to gatherings during lockdown, refused to wear masks and would go to the store while sick with Covid!

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    #47

    Twitter User Discovers Empathy

    Twitter User Discovers Empathy

    Goofyjeff4 , x.com Report

    Definitely a Human
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!!!!! Sometimes I do!!!!!!!!!! You might!!!!!! Find that actually!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a pretty common!!!!!!! Thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can they undiscover the question mark, please? that is too much.

    Julie S
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There must be a lot of stuff under your sofa

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    Dekker451
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excessive punctuation is the sign of a diseased mind.

    Linda Robinett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. The Buddhists actually write about this taking joy in other's joy. It certainly is better than having envy.

    GhostlySnail (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t????? Understand???? What she is????? Saying???? She doesn’t????? Have enough??????? Question marks?????????

    Barry Fruitman
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes?????????????????

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    #48

    Logic Not Found

    Logic Not Found

    CucumberDay Report

    SerumSeven
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Excuse me, Mr. Waiter, sir? Will you please escort this woman out and bring me some pie?"

    Mr.Li
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Certainly sir. Do you want us to give her the boot or not?

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr Auntriarch begs to differ... He has been known to have pudding for dinner and follow it with pudding for pudding

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had the unfortunate luck of dating you, I'd order at least two or three desserts to end the evening on a sweet note because dating your sour behind left a bitter taste in my mouth -_-"

    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... but the behind is sour, why bitter taste?

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    Ban-One
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how about a wafer-thin mint? Does that count? Only a tiny little thin one.

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you CANNOT just taste some of whatever I ordered. It's my food. If you want dessert order yours like an adult.

    rullyman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ain't sharing food until we're married get yo eyes off my tiramisu

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    Simona M.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sad for all the men that meet girls like this.

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't feel sad for them, only if they have more than one date with her!

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But vegetables, is that OK? Or is just a rare steak OK here? 🤷‍♂️ also f that, desserts for everyone!

    notlikeyou1971
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This woman is going to remain single for an awfully long time.

    Bexxxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate sweet things (I would much rather eat an entire block of cheese or bag of pepperoni than cake or cookies). My partner loves sweet things. All the sweets in the house are for him. Doesn’t make me healthier - I eat chips while he eats candy.

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    #49

    Seems Legit

    Seems Legit

    RandyLongsocksMcgee Report

    Amy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do those last 3 lines make no sense, or am I having a stroke?

    Liz Reid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it a few times as I was thinking that too but no. It's absolute tosh

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    Malakai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a good thing the background is a toilet bc this post is full of s**t

    Jonas Fisher
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last eleven words are wonderful. It's like this person reached the crescendo of whatever stroke had damaged his brain enough that this story seemed believable.

    Shane Griffin
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The argument is being flushed down the toilet. Like imagine the argument is in the toilet, what's left right before you've finished flushing it all.

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alex, I'll take Things That Never Happened for $400

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... because the teacher the flat earth my the evidence student the earth. Yes, that's about par for a flat earther, aka fkn imbecile.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "teacher" was a parent because this kid was homeschooled with nothing but the Bible and ignorant YouTube channels.

    KaiPonpon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how it just dissolves into madness, their own brain was rejecting their stupidity

    something
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wrong place to put a fictional narrative

    Gritty Tacoma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Written by AI & even AI thinks flat earthers "logic" is sh*t.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "the teacher the flat earth my the evidence student the earth." Real teacher material right there!

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    #50

    Huh

    Huh

    That_dummy_head Report

    ZGutr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flags don't get much redder than this

    Simona M.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this real or a joke? If it's a joke, it's a really bad one.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen to da wh*re. She may be right. ;)

    3 AM
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That real Dear Abby advice there, Miss Classy.

    #51

    Prime America Moment

    Prime America Moment

    SurrealSnooz Report

    SCamp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok let me explain, see … it’s … way back when …. ahhh why bother??

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why so people in Spain speak Spanish and people in Portugal speak Portuguese? They’re both South American languages?

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till they learn about Australians.

    Anna Stephenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Posts like this genuinely make me concerned about the levels of education these days. I mean apart from anything else- have they never considered there might be a connection between "England" and "English"?! it seems pretty obvious to me!?

    El Dee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another pigeon is playing chess..

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read that slow again.. 🤦‍♂️

    Megan Fair
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna hold your hand when I tell you this....

    John Carr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet people wonder why so many people take the pi55 out of America on BP

    Andrew Read
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do Americans not speak Spanish like the majority of the continent?

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    #52

    This Post Is Totes Yeets Yo

    This Post Is Totes Yeets Yo

    PoonSwoggle Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep reading the right hand side text in the voice of the two WW2 RAF pilots from the "Armstrong and Miller Show"

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    always thought the funniest ws when they teemend up with Mitchell and Webb, plus Geoffrey Palmer, for Red nose day 2009; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGp4DvFEgh8

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    Bill Hankel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is cringe, but I must admit, it's funny.

    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm almost pretty fairly certain this possibly could be some kind of joke.

    Bexxxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it is. They’re trying to be cheeky and cute. Kind of works IMO 😊

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    Northlander72
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one on the left gonna need weekly updates.

    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The implication being that teenagers are thick and can only understand the notice written in gibberish....

    Carbonel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The implication being that they’re trying to making a joke. Not the best joke. But a joke nonetheless.

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    #53

    Imagine Being That Angry About Someone’s Happiness

    Imagine Being That Angry About Someone’s Happiness

    stathx Report

    Iampenny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare he care about his life? It's not like he has only one - oh wait.....

    #54

    Probably Refers To Him As "He's 173 Months Old"

    Probably Refers To Him As "He's 173 Months Old"

    Snake_Plissken224 Report

    SCamp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, what? That’s Michael Myers’ mum?

    Swan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better than doing this with the real kid 😞

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone check where her actual son was? Like has anyone seen him after this photo? I'm kind of worried.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be sure to check the chest freezer first.

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    KaiPonpon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not cringe that's horrifying, I don't know who to be more afraid of.. the weird Michael Myers doll thing or the woman

    HangryHangryHippo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see the future! I see a house at the lake, boat and helicopter in the life of that poor child's future therapist

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog: "Send help!"

    Isabel Galvez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Son left to live with dad (I assume dad left too)

    der sebbl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think mom also made herself a new husband?

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    allthatandaduck888
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the kid’s dead body is 100% in that thing

    Julie S
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a teddy bear 🧸

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snake Plisken. That was a long time ago! (Op). Was that when NYcity was imprisoned, or what it was?

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    #55

    God I Hate These

    God I Hate These

    reddit.com Report

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a cat & there is a chance that I'll score 7 years of good luck & good fortune. It's a win-win situation. What kind of monster WOULDN'T like this?

    third molar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things a cat does to trap us !!

    xWILTED_ROSEx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ehh there's so many of them, yeah they're annoying repetitive memes but you jut gotta ignore them

    Nadia D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do your magic, kitty 🐈‍⬛ Pleeeease 🙏

    Terry Waters
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks exactly like Maneki-neko, those Japanese waving cat figurines.

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that this kitty feels that safe.

    #56

    What

    What

    The0xt0 Report

    Iampenny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmmm, and yet she was at school during daylight hours.

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven't we learned anything about vampires from the timeless Twilight saga? She can definitely go to day classes, but she's gonna sparkle a bit.

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, child, you have snack time when everyone else does.

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been alive for six centuries as we mortals reckon time and can't spell "dumb"

    SCamp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’ll look back one day and be like 🤦‍♀️… or maybe not

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she know that her 'friends' colored her eyes with a sharpie marker while she was passed out? /J

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And other people go along with this genuinely, or just to humour you?

    Simona M.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh poor little girl. She will come around, hopefully.

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope so. I think many of us are grateful that social media was either in its infancy (MSN etc) or non existent when we were her age

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    KaiPonpon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she was a vampire she'd be a terrible one, giving herself away like that. I mean, if you're gonna do it at least do it right lol

    Crystal Spencer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus, they don't just hand you a pad when you ask to go to the bathroom...

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    #57

    Apparently “Child” Is A Slur Now

    Apparently “Child” Is A Slur Now

    woIfgamingyt2020 Report

    les
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the kids around here are just wee shitlings

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean 'the young travelers around here are just wee shitlings'.

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    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this is clearly a joke. Anyway I prefer Richard Herring's habit of referring to children as "sexcrement" (the unwanted byproduct of sex)

    ewa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call mine smallfolk ...

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My coworker has two young travelers.They're not well behaved, but what can you expect from spoiled little activists.

    Scott Riley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mini-me. Pints. Half pints. Squirts. Diminished adults. Adult wannabes. Potentially positioned. Smallers. Hobbits.

    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that why youtube censors it in the search bar?

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    #58

    The Baby From Nirvana’s Nevermind Cover Is Suing The Band For Exploitation. This Is Why

    The Baby From Nirvana’s Nevermind Cover Is Suing The Band For Exploitation. This Is Why

    MrEuginger Report

    MarvinsMom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he tried suing them several different times.

    #59

    Nobody Cares!

    Nobody Cares!

    reddit.com Report

    Aaron Parker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I'm just getting old but I'm starting to f****n hate celebrities.

    VOTE if you live in the USA
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All she did was update a setting on her phone? She isn't the one who made a headline out of it.

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    Aaron Parker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. There's 2 very serious wars going on in the world and about to become a global conflict..... and people care about what the Kardashians are wearing. It's not just that they want a distraction or something, they REALLY care.

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    Virgil Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought maybe a small cam stuck somewhere then noticed the tilting between the 2 images.

    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It appears as though these photos were taken outside her home, which could be an apartment complex and a neighbor could have been taking pictures but appeared as if they were just on their phone? Just a theory 🤷‍♀️

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    Natty Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like those bs Facebook time-wasting videos

    Philly Bob Squires
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he holding a ring in a box? Hiding to propose to her behind amazon boxes??

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