Life hacks can be cool. Designed to allow you to do things quicker and easier, they aim to give you more time to enjoy what matters most in life, like scrolling through Instagram or binging a TV show. But quite a few of these handy shortcuts fall short of their intents and purposes.
So much so that they've spawned plenty of parody tips. Like using a snake to hold your pasta. Or setting up a fake online dating profile and arranging a date with them after the two of you match just so they would clean your home. And you can find all of them on the subreddit '[Lousy] Life Hacks.'
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Get Your Roommate To Clean The Apartment
This was posted before... the roommate was never cleaning after themselves, so OP got creative...
I Would Follow Him
Also bury a dead animal over the body so that if they do dig up the plant, they'll think that the smell was coming from the animal
A recycled tip there from someone who spends a bit of time on BP?
Load More Replies...If your dad needs help with the garden and your in jail just call him and say "don't dig in the garden, thats where I hid the body" the cops will show up and do it for you!
First, you have to give the police an anonymous tip about the location of the buried body. After the area has been explored, you can bury the body there. All subsequent reports of newly milled land are thought to be from earlier research. Most also forget to remove various implants and metal parts that usually have a serial number. Of course, you should bury the carcass of the animal and put the flowers on top, but the initial preparations should be done carefully and accurately. More useful tips in the next episode.
There is this book, The Naturalist, where he solved (fiction) murders based on the plants growing on the burial spots. Was a pretty good read.
Out of interest, could that actually stop the cops from digging somewhere? Not asking for any dodgy reasons, just curious ;)
i see many people have done this before.. your secret is safe with me
Great Idea For Leaving Work Early
damnit, sorry i have to go home, carl just escaped from his cage
Load More Replies...Oscar used to show up on my doorstep whining and complaining at all hours, and he wouldn't leave me the hell alone unless I opened the door and gave him what he wanted (a dog treat).
No I didn't, it was one of those weird regional French sausages again!
Load More Replies...How To Pick Up A Duck
they are booties to stop scrapes and blisters when the duck runs on asphalt
Load More Replies...Don’t pick ducks up like that unless they really know you and love you 😂 that was funny as though and his videos are fun. But they will kick like paddles if you do this, best way is to securely put hands over the wings and pull out bodies upside on our backs etc. like a loaf of bread
Slh: Follow Me For More Diet Tips
i like how this is clearly a screenshot of a boredpanda post with the number erased from the title caption
That’s funny, because its not, it’s a Facebook post
Load More Replies...OK, so there's a lot of reasons to not like Bill Cosby as a person irl, but his humor is spot on, and in one of his routines in Parenthood, he justifies giving his kids chocolate cake for breakfast because it contains flour, eggs, milk-- and is therefore a healthy choice and the kids will eat it.
More Like $60
Why learn a skill to be self-sufficient and economical when you can just order take-out instead? I get where she's coming from when you first start cooking; you don't have a lot of ingredients laying around, so you might have to buy some. And your pad thai isn't going to be restaurant quality the first time. But this seems to ignore that if you practice a skill (like cooking) and make a recipe over and over, it gets better. Plus, pad thai is just vegetables and meat with rice noodles. Aside from the Asian condiments that you might not have if you don't do a lot of Asian cooking, the ingredients are just normal stuff people buy for any other dinner.
Two years of cooking school in the 80s. I can easily do all sorts of European cuisine, but we never touched on Asian or Mexican, or Middle Eastern, or literally anything outside of "classical" French, Italian, German, and the odd bit of Greek. I have never been able to make a pad Thai (or any other Asian dish I like) that is as good as I can buy at a restaurant. As Dirty Harry put it, "A man's got to know his limitations."
This is my problem with Chinese food. I'd *love* to be able to make it at home, but the effort and expense aren't worth it for something that doesn't even taste remotely like the take out place makes. I made chicken and broccoli one time and it looked pretty darn good, but man, it was truly inedible. chicken-an...b6680a.jpg
Most Chinese (Cantonese) cooking we like so much is about the Wok Hei, which you will never achieve at home unless you have industrial cooker. Even with identical recipes and methods, you just cannot reach the intense heat needed with standard home stove, even when it’s gas stove.
Load More Replies...This is what my mom does "instead of spending 15 bucks for salad rolls, let's make sloppy, tasteless salad rolls for $40
I Am Drinking Tea
Unfortunately they may start to suspect it’s not tea when you begin slurring your words and betting people $5 that you can do a handstand on your desk.
$5? Fuhgeddaboudit - double or nothin’!
Load More Replies...Why would they assume it's hot tea? It's a coffee cup - why wouldn't they assume it's coffee?
This is a game changer! I’m gonna need to try this, wish me luck pandas!
Slpt: Learning Better Hygiene
They used to put tabasco on my cousin so she would stop sucking her thumb, jokes on them, she grew up to love hot sauce, and eats raw hot peppers for fun.
Bee
Just because you COULD doesn’t generally mean it’s a good idea
You do that to then walk to someome, open your mouth, let the bee fly out, and walk away.
Making Friends As An Adult
Perfect. Anyone wanna join the friend group I’ve made? We can play dnd(I’ll be the dm) ,do some face masks, sacrifice some stuff we find outside, make snacks… etc
Idk how to play DnD but the rest of it sounds awesome (and I'd be happy to learn ofc). Oh, and I brought cookies!
Load More Replies...Never be afraid to strike up a conversation in a public place. That's how I met my last girlfriend.
[w]ifehack
If you’re single and all alone you don’t even need to talk 😎
Put dog in neighbor house bam neighbor no know what happen and you get free dog sitting
Load More Replies...Although my husband and I have a quite romantic how we met story, I remember the exact moment I knew it was forever love. He came home earlier than expected to find me in bed with a book. He striped off and jumped in with me - then picked up a book of his own and we stayed quietly reading for the rest of the day.
Sounds like a sad relationship. My BF would probably try to stop me from reading and ask me to tell him now what's wrong xD
Tell you wife, "I'll put you down for next Tuesday". It'll give her time to think about where she's getting ready to f**k up.
How To Get A Free 3D Printer
An actual WORKING gun, even if it's for just a few rounds, absolutely insane. That sh*t is even illegal to print here in the US, and we let people do pretty much anything with firearms
Load More Replies...Cheese!
“Hold out your hand.” *Places Limburger in outstretched hand* “… feeling fascinated yet?”
Why are they pointing to the cheese thing? It makes sense to me. But I want to know what rue is, why men are filling women's shoes with it and do we need to start hiding our shoes from the rue fillers and hold out for the cheese fascinators?
Man id love to have this book! It's called The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft by Kathryn Paulsen, I love vintage books lmao
Sorry If Repost
Lol. How do ya get em out tho. Theyre gonna bite if you bother it too much
I Need Your Bra For Health Stuff
I can’t even see their faces but they look so disappointed
That's too funny .... they need to show a young girls bra barely covering an adults face.
Work Hack
Pistachio Nut And A Dab Of Glue Saved The Day
Same. I accidentally slept on mine a few nights ago and now one “arm” is bent a bit but I’m afraid to bend it back because it may snap! I suddenly realized I didn’t have a back up after this happened so I have an eye doc appointment week after next lol
Load More Replies...I keep trying to adjust the glasses I don't have any more. I wore glasses for 65 years, been four years spectacle-free after cataract surgery, but I still reach for the end table in the morning, and try to push them up,
Don't Build Your Nightstand, Just Put Your Stuff On The Box
*sleeps on ikea box and shoves clothes into another one*
It helps if your comment is interesting enough to be upvoted. To avoid downvote fairies like I do, only comment when you have something important or funny to say.
Load More Replies...Not Very Helpful Seeing That I'm Australian, But Hopefully It'll Help You!
so relatable wtf how do they know everything about the inner workings of my existence
Wow~ I have to try that! | edit: it's working! I knew it was cold, when I went out and it has been cold
Life Hack: Bring Zip Bags Of Powdered Milk To The Airport Since You Are Not Allowed To Bring Liquids
I once took huge bag of oregano through customs without thinking. I'd picked and dried it myself, and didn't think what it looked for too long. Even when the girl at bag check held it up, I shrugged and said it was a years supply. Luckily as our entire luggage was food related, customs laughed as they checked it out.
I've done this too, and thought it was a bit suspicious. Fortunately I never got questioned about it
Load More Replies...Save Calories When Ordering Soda By Pressing The Diet Button On The Lid
Whenever I fill a soda cup with beer to hide it I press the "other" button!
Those Nerd Joggers Have Been Doing It Wrong This Whole Time
Stay Thin Y’all
Technically with every bag being Half Air, Half Chips... it's really legit only 1 bag of chips anyways lol
Don't Miss Out At The Zoo
I went to one of those drive thru safari parks with an ex bf and his car was the same color as the vehicles the workers used to maintain the habitats and FEED the animals. We were surrounded by giraffes and monkeys, it was pretty amazing.
Dbs Listening To The Internet
Sue them Edit: this was a joke please don’t roast me in the comments 😂
Is it legal to sue someone for your own stupidity?
Load More Replies...If you actually did this, you're a moron and deserve a dead microwave.
Zombie Apocalypse Life Hack
Tried it, need several extras in case your arms aren’t long
*side note: Don't use your own kids. There must be a ton of orphans that can be used instead. In the zombie apocalypse. **side note for legal reasons: Don't do this in real life. Your kids, or anybody else's kids either.
Oh lord, taking terrible behavior to the next level. Up vote.
Load More Replies...This could actually be from a comic called Crossed; it looks like the same art. It's disturbing and messed up but enjoyable to those of us who are a bit twisted
They are missing a cross on the face so maybe same artist but a different series
Load More Replies...It Works Only Once
Me: "No you cannot take any of my possessions without my consent" robber: "Understandable, have a nice day"
All together now! Swiper no swiping, swiper no swiping, swiper no swiping!
Me:No, I don’t consent to being robbed! Robber: oh man you know that one? Me: you won’t rob me? Robber: nah *shoots*
Momma Better Rethink
It cuts off because her back broke before she could finish
Load More Replies...Shifty mcflea theres a rhyme that goes step on a crack break ur moms back. He asked for $600 and she said no. He threatened to step on a crack. Of course its not true tho
he needs the money for $600 shoes or to fix his mom's back for a cheap price
Load More Replies...Correct Way To Sanitize
And town. And nearby city. Oh no, it's spreading.
Load More Replies...When I was in college, we had a big fountain outside the chapel. I worked at a laundromat and sometimes people would leave their laundry detergent when they had finished their laundry. Any items that sat in the lost and found for more than a week were fair game for employees. You may now draw your own conclusions with what happened to a lot of the laundry detergent that was left in the lost and found.
Aw, I remember those days! When.. um.. "someone" would ah, sanitize the fountain near my apartment. Good clean fun
Load More Replies...Had a friend of mine use my whirlpool tub... but bubble bath in it... it took like 30 seconds and we couldn't find her! LOL!
Gourmet Uranium
Wow great for Halloween , trying it to test out a costume
But if you glow, wouldn't that make you look more like Sauron?
Load More Replies...Cut Your Tennis Balls In Half To Store More In Each Container
John McEnroe could’ve used this hack to prevent any further freakouts during Wimbledon.
Load More Replies...Thank You Simon Holland, Very Cool
And say, “Your name must be Navaeh, because you look an angel fallen from heaven”!
Often Overlooked Spring Cleaning Tips
I did that and it gave me unlimited access to the onion news videos...
Then what will I eat? *shoves entire onion into mouth*
How To Remember The Speed Of Light
Not quite. From Snopes: It is true that the latitude 29.9792458 N intersects the Great Pyramid of Giza (at the selected longitude of around 31.134667 E). However: 1) If a point of latitude's merely crossing a structure at any point is the bar to meet for revealing a hidden meaning to its location, then the latitudes between 29.980150 and 29.978150 (all of which intersect the same pyramid) also fit the bill, leaving a coincidence-monger roughly 2,000 numerical latitude formulations to choose from with respect to the Great Pyramid of Giza. 2) If the apex of the pyramid were meant to represent an homage to the fundamental laws of the universe, the correct latitude would actually be closer to 29.9791750 N, which would bear less resemblance to the speed of light in a vacuum expressed in meters per second. 3) Although the Great Pyramid of Giza was constructed around 2550 BC, the notion that light "traveled" at all was not even estimated until 1676.
A Perfect Cut Every Time
If you're a man and run out of toes, don't use the last thing.
Load More Replies...As with so many other things, men have more options. It's simply not fair.
Youll have a perfectly cut bagel with some extra meat and red sauce 😂
Hot New Skin Care Tip!
You can also cut up listerine fresh breath strips to use as replacements for your contact lenses!
Want to die of eye pain? ? The wrinkles will go but something else will too…
Wireless Seatbelts Of The Future
On long car journeys I fill up my passenger seat with loads of stuff. It's not hard to fasten the seat belt across an empty seat before loading up - and it gives a good place for things like extra water bottle that could fall to the floor if you stop too hard. I'm saying this for those who think these are a good solution to heavy bags in front seat - the solution is not needed.
I always use my seatbelt but I do carry stuff on my front seat that can be heavy enought to trigger the passenger sensor. Buckling the belt on that side can be difficult so I can see this as a solution to my problem but would never use it in place of my belt.
Load More Replies...i need to get one of these because my dog loves to sit in the front seat of the car and she is heavy enough to set off the alarm thing on the chair because it thinks shes a human
Bear in mind that if you get in a wreck you dog is more likely to be seriously hurt or killed in the front seat, especially if they are heavy enough that the air bags fire.
Load More Replies...I’ve thought about this for my passenger seat, which thinks even a 5lb bag is someone dangerously riding unrestrained. Then I realized it’s really probably easier to just buckle that seat when no one’s riding in it.
I believe the small print on the product itself specifies not to use when passengers are using the car seat. Doesn't specify bags, but I'd be reluctant to do so anyway on the basis that in the event of a crash a bag heavy enough to set off the seatbelt alarm is going to be a projectile. Maybe for very heavy pizza?
Load More Replies...Going Through Old Photos, Came Across This Stroke Of Genius
no, no, no. THAT is for the fries. Burgers go behind the sun shade.
^this - who puts a burger down long enough to need a holder for it???
Load More Replies...Lifehack For An All-Nighter While I Work On My Dissertation
my latin teacher once said To Infinitives and beyond - also i have a latin test on monday, i need to revise
Load More Replies...Preheat Your Boots With Hot Tap Water Into Long English Muffin Bags While You Eat The Muffins For Breakfast
Change them inside out after putting them in your grossest boots, then give them to that sandwich stealing jerk JARED
Seriously it was the one time get over it. lol
Load More Replies...All The Time
So the joke is "I'd rather people think I please myself with a cucumber than i'm vegan" ? So bassicaly a**l pleasure and being vegan are both bad, but being vegan is worse ?
yes, that is the joke, congrats you get a gold star for figuring it out.
Load More Replies...Do me a huge favor and please don't tell my parents that I work for the government? They think I'm a piano player in a whorehouse.
Canon? Cannon
Snake shot is even better! You won't have to p**s anymore... you'll just be a walking sprinkler!
I'm Going To Save So Much Money!!
Then it's a fun family game of guessing when is the milk bad. The loser throws up.
How To Save Money On Groceries
Three dates a day is a LOT of talking to other people, guys. Is it really worth it?
Plus, 3 meals might only work if someone is doing extreme intermittent fasting... so socializing while your hangry. Not the best combo in my experience lol
Load More Replies...Instead Of Washing The Dishes
I am ashamed to say that I stared at this for a good few seconds before I worked out what was wrong with the picture.
it literally says what's wrong with the picture in the caption
Load More Replies...This hack brought to you by the creative folks at Hewlett Packard. Buy our Tri-Color Cartridges on sale at Walmart!
I'd rather clean my dishes, and then freshen up my sink, thank you
Need I Say Any More?
That is supposed to make the air colder than just the fan. I'm not sure how effective it is.
How do you think air conditioning was invented? How do you think air conditioners work? Your air conditioner is just a mini-fridge without space for food, and a fan blowing cooled air from a condenser.
Load More Replies...Great the air flow should help cool my ice cubes and keep them frozen...........
It is to chill the air and, by God, this one might actually work ...
Load More Replies...Toddler Army > Bear
Having one of these little terrorists in my own home, I can confirm that this is totally true.
Nun Wrong With This
As and added bonus, your floor and countertop will be wet, and you can do the same to them!!
better yet, turn off the water supply before starting the cycle and EVERYTHING will come out dry.
Cooking Tip From An Applebee's Master Chef
Bonus: it'll help you get rid of those pesky kidneys taking up free real estate in your body!
Good Weakness For A Job Interview
Girls Can Smell Fear But This One Trick Will Turn The Tables Every Time
As someone with a badger army, my best advice is to give her some kind of woodland/fairytale snack (honey-acorn cookies are ideal) and if that doesn't work, run
Load More Replies...Shitty Lifehacks #391
Ah yes, is this my antidepressant or my sedative? I don’t know, but it’s time to go to work now!
Once, in the bathroom of a biker bar, I mentioned that I had bad cramps. Some woman said, here take this, so I did. Then she said she wasn't sure what it was, she found it in the bottom of her purse. When I woke up three days later, four states away with a trucker I didn't recognize, I realized that the pill certainly did get rid of my cramps.
I got my grandma's old purse when she died, and there were several mystery pills in the outer pocket
We've All Been Doing Capri Suns Wrong
You know your not posting enough when the ‘You’re posting comment too fast. Slow down.’ Only shows up on the 52nd post
Hear me out, maybe getting that notification means you are actually posting too much?
Load More Replies...Why Tho
I can't even watch a movie without my duckling. This is definitely for me.
It might clear the seats in your vicinity, allowing you to enjoy the movie in peace ✌️
Load More Replies...It's So Genious
It Could Work
*aggressive dough kneading sounds*
Load More Replies...Easy
Drown Yourself
This Is How My Auntie Blocks Ads From Her Computer Screen
I want an adblock that just turns them black, so I don't have to see them but they are still loaded so the site creators get paid. That way my favorite content stays accessible and I don't have to see all the annoying ads for stuff I don't care about.
Solution To All Your Problems!!!
Lifehack: Start A Fire In Your Microwave To Roast Marshmallows, It's A Lifesaver
Eat the marshmallow cold, then ignite yourself while you eat chocolate and crackers. S’mores!
🤣🤣🤣🔥🧯- immediately envisioned a new Pepto or tums commercial
Load More Replies...It's called a candle, and I have roasted some heavenly marshmallows at home.
We would mic the marshmallows until they got ultra puffy and nuclear hot, my mom put the kibosh on that after my sister exploded one in there and made an epic sticky mess
Grapes ignite... wow .... they should be used to start the BBQ ... what a hack!
you should try putting a marshmallow in the microwave then take it out. Now you have a ultra big marshmallow!!!
Another Money-Making Tip They Don't Want You To Know About
I’ve never been a fan of them. They have a history of anti-LGBTQ+ stuff.
Load More Replies...When I was nine years old my little brother and I were woefully underfed and poor. We took a flyer for a March Of Dimes event, wrapped it around a folgers coffee can, and went door to door soliciting donations. We bought a bunch of food and kept it under our beds so we could eat without anybody in the house knowing. We got too scared to ever do it again and went back to being hungry all the time after that
As pre-teen and young teen, I worked at those kettles. Hours. Daily. I'd get blisters between my fingers from trying to hold bell different ways to avoid fatigue. Now, I always donate because I know it's worse than working retail. Oddly, as kids out there in the 60s, we were never approached by reverts and perverts.
Their food pantries are keeping people alive. Also: Addiction centers, DV shelters, and Homeless shelters.
Load More Replies...Wait A Second
That's actually not too bad of an idea - not the trucks running - but for camping, why not?
Imagine driving and it separates while the kids are in there
Unlimited Ice
Touch Your Dog's Wet Nose To Easily Separate Poop Bags
How To Get Fire With A Broken Lighter
Having A Bad Day? Wear Your Sunglasses. Now You Are Having A Bad Evening!
You Know, For Those Perfectly Terrible Bangs
I... I have a photo of me with those bangs. https://www.reddit.com/user/JustAnOldRoadie/
Now they need to show Mom using scotch tape for that perfect bikini area.
Judging from my old pictures, Mom might have done that while cutting my hair. 😂
Load More Replies...Surely A Smart Method
When testing this I found a lizard to be more useful than a frog but to each their own
I have a free range gecko who’s taken up residence in my air con. I named him Gary. He keeps the bugs down in lieu of rent. Thanks Gary!
Load More Replies...Pandemic Keeping You From The Salon? Problem Solved!!!
But why is the “polish” chipped?! Shouldn’t they not be chipped?!
Just Alter The Title
Revolutionary Way To Magnify Your Phone Screen!
If You Have A Balcony, But Don't Have A Pool, The Solution Is Simple. All Balconies Are Designed To Handle The Weight Of Both Air And Water, Because They Weigh The Same. Use Plastic Sheeting And A Hose To Make Your Own "Balcony Pool!"
If you are worried about it just make sure you put the extra air under the balcony to prop it up
Help me with this math: if 1 liter of water weighs 2.2 pounds, and the balcony was made by the lowest bidder, how much time will it take for Gravity to fully engage allowing creation of neighborhood water slide?
TBF water is only one oxygen and two hydrogen, which are really light materials
Homemade Butter Spreader
I mean... if they cleaned it really well first... I knew someone who would do this with melted candy in a gluestick
Load More Replies...Step 5: leave it lying around in the bathroom where your roommate/girlfriend/spouse will find it; then just wait...
Never Be Without Duct Tape Again! Wrap Some Around An Old Plastic Card And Keep In Your Wallet
Robber: Hand over your credit cards! Me: *chucks this at their head and runs *
Actually a great hack when traveling. Use your back-up emergency card so that for those expensive souvenirs you have to unwrap card to use it. Cuts down on impulse shopping.
Nice Cable Hanger
Would this be ok if the hanger was made out of a material like rubber that didn't conduct electricity?
Using materials like rubber would impoverish your life by stripping it of all the fun. I's like riding a bicycle with its seat installed.
Load More Replies...Smart!!
Bless your heart. 1 quarter (25 cents) per day for a year = 365 quarters = $91.25
Load More Replies...I totally didn't just pull out a calculator to test this. (Go ahead and laugh at me...I did!)
N O
Day 1: Hour 1: 14 seconds after installation, Mr. Wiggles is airborne and locked on target.
Load More Replies...Day 1 : Cat using cool remodeling as a litter box. Is that sand squishing beneath my toes or something else?
Get Jacked Using This Simple Process Of Infinite Push UPS
Don’t Buy New Socks. Use A Permanent Marker Instead
King Charles the Third could have taken advantage from this. His wife fired two of his assistants because they had not realized he was wearing a sock with a hole in it. A 74 yo man who represents his country isn't able to realize by himself. While dressing. To go to an official visit to a Mosque. Where you know you have to leave your shoes outside.
When You're Too Cheap To Buy A New Laptop You Need To Get Creative!
Realistically, More Like 100%
The sad thing is some roob out there went “hmm…” and actually tried this hack
Is This Just Me?
I thought it was a cartoon until I saw your comment
Load More Replies...Tired Of Constantly Removing Or Shifting Your Mask When Snacking In Public? Why Not Take A Leaf From The Horse Book And Use Your Mask Like A Feed Bag?
No one will notice if I hide an entire cake in my mask, right?
Load More Replies...How To Make Your Boots Fit. Intuitive
Her legs are so thin the boots won't stay up. I on the other hand have the opposite problem
Load More Replies...For When You Need A Quick Snack On The Go
Buy A Can Of Coldbrew At The Store And Leave It In Your Hot Car Like A Dumbass For Hot Coffee On The Go!
Picklesack
Use Cigarettes In Case You Run Out Of Chanukah Candles
Life Pro Tip! Microwave Your Spoon For 10 Seconds To Make Scooping Ice-Cream Easier!
Thankfully our youngsters on here seem to out smart many of the adults, so I think it’s okay.
Load More Replies...Dude. Just put the spoon under some hot water for a few minutes, and boom. You’re good to go
Forbidden Corn On The Cob
I’m covering my room with teeth and no one can stop me!!! MUAHAHAHAA
Guess Who Isn’t Losing The Remotes Anymore???
One Simple Trick To Make Airsoft Cheaters Call Their Hits
Turpentine In The "Health" Aisle At A Southern Supermarket. What Shitty Life Hack Is This Used For?
If you look at the other products, it's in with the topical stuff, not meant to be taken internally.
The same folks who use Ivermectin for COVID use turpentine for stomach issues and autism. With the same effects.
Load More Replies...According to Google, the oil can be inhaled to ease congestion. Not that I would try it...
Put Chopsticks Underneath The Fish (Probably Works With Other Food As Well) You Are Cooking So It Doesn’t Stick To The Pan Or The Paper
Definitely Don't Just Set A Timer
Haha
Cold water actually works better. I don’t know why, but it works wonders.
Load More Replies...put you spoon in a cup of boiling water acctly works and is great for making ice-cream ball scoops
Wait a second, the last one said microwave spoon for 10 seconds, something’s fishy here
My brother used to microwave ice cream until it was completely melted, then put a frozen ice cream "island" of a different flavor in the middle
Why Spend 60 Dollars On A Coffee Table When You Can Spend 100 Dollars And Countless Hours Building Your Own
Why Waste Money
Two star rating. Was scratchy and hurt. I think I’m bleeding
This is fun if you brush lightly, just don't shove it up and spin it like the brushes at the car wash!
This Is All
OHH!! So then Nice Guys™ cant open the door while you're changing or else they'd be GaY
No Power Cable For Your Computer? No Problem!
Quite Literally A S**tty Life Hack
What if it falls through the middle? Also, that can’t be stable
You seem to be putting a lot of thought into this…
Load More Replies...would work better without the "child seat" bit. better as in it would be less terrible
Hmmm
Listen to your mother when she says to put on a jacket cause it's 68 degrees outside. Soon as you step out, 43.
Yeah, I learned that the hard way. Mum's always right.
Load More Replies...Aiming a windscreen/windshield washer jet on a car to fire sideways can be good to distracting or dealing with people approaching your door window
Listen to your mother when she says to put on a jacket cause it's 68 degrees outside. Soon as you step out, 43.
Yeah, I learned that the hard way. Mum's always right.
Load More Replies...Aiming a windscreen/windshield washer jet on a car to fire sideways can be good to distracting or dealing with people approaching your door window
