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Life hacks can be cool. Designed to allow you to do things quicker and easier, they aim to give you more time to enjoy what matters most in life, like scrolling through Instagram or binging a TV show. But quite a few of these handy shortcuts fall short of their intents and purposes.

So much so that they've spawned plenty of parody tips. Like using a snake to hold your pasta. Or setting up a fake online dating profile and arranging a date with them after the two of you match just so they would clean your home. And you can find all of them on the subreddit '[Lousy] Life Hacks.'

#1

Get Your Roommate To Clean The Apartment

Get Your Roommate To Clean The Apartment

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Dillon Sizemore
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a straight up 4d chess move if it works.

Narwhal Blast
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was posted before... the roommate was never cleaning after themselves, so OP got creative...

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    #2

    I Would Follow Him

    I Would Follow Him

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    Alien Ghost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also bury a dead animal over the body so that if they do dig up the plant, they'll think that the smell was coming from the animal

    Dr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A recycled tip there from someone who spends a bit of time on BP?

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    James Edwards
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your dad needs help with the garden and your in jail just call him and say "don't dig in the garden, thats where I hid the body" the cops will show up and do it for you!

    LillieMean
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First, you have to give the police an anonymous tip about the location of the buried body. After the area has been explored, you can bury the body there. All subsequent reports of newly milled land are thought to be from earlier research. Most also forget to remove various implants and metal parts that usually have a serial number. Of course, you should bury the carcass of the animal and put the flowers on top, but the initial preparations should be done carefully and accurately. More useful tips in the next episode.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is this book, The Naturalist, where he solved (fiction) murders based on the plants growing on the burial spots. Was a pretty good read.

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure they’re native and pollinator-friendly!

    Ellie Ahmed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of interest, could that actually stop the cops from digging somewhere? Not asking for any dodgy reasons, just curious ;)

    Killing_Time_At_Work
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i see many people have done this before.. your secret is safe with me

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    #3

    Great Idea For Leaving Work Early

    Great Idea For Leaving Work Early

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    ADHD raptor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damnit, sorry i have to go home, carl just escaped from his cage

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    Elita One
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nouns are good too, "Grandma stop wiping your a**e on the carpet!"

    Red Hair Blue Soul
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jim, stop sniffing your sister's butt!

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I found Nancy she was full of fleas so I had to shave her

    Mrs. EW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I named my cat George. His full name is Sir George Jinxie Shadowbottom.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oscar used to show up on my doorstep whining and complaining at all hours, and he wouldn't leave me the hell alone unless I opened the door and gave him what he wanted (a dog treat).

    Wm Paul Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I didn't, it was one of those weird regional French sausages again!

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    Trav May
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, Abby will stay out all night and go to sleep on a shelf in the carport.

    Art the clown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mehrunes Dagon The Lord Of Domination is eating my oranges again.

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    #4

    How To Pick Up A Duck

    How To Pick Up A Duck

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    NickTheDuck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people, remember, consent is important when picking us up.

    NickTheDuck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are booties to stop scrapes and blisters when the duck runs on asphalt

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    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a quacking good time was had by both

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respectfully is the best way to pick up a duck

    PeepPeep
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t pick ducks up like that unless they really know you and love you 😂 that was funny as though and his videos are fun. But they will kick like paddles if you do this, best way is to securely put hands over the wings and pull out bodies upside on our backs etc. like a loaf of bread

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    #5

    Slh: Follow Me For More Diet Tips

    Slh: Follow Me For More Diet Tips

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    gas station cola
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like how this is clearly a screenshot of a boredpanda post with the number erased from the title caption

    Cloakred_Is_Bored
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s funny, because its not, it’s a Facebook post

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    Noname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, so there's a lot of reasons to not like Bill Cosby as a person irl, but his humor is spot on, and in one of his routines in Parenthood, he justifies giving his kids chocolate cake for breakfast because it contains flour, eggs, milk-- and is therefore a healthy choice and the kids will eat it.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liven up that boring salad by replacing the lettuce with bacon and the tomatoes with bacon etc etc. (Although I happen to love salad)

    Nat Gif
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ikea instructions be like

    ---
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still healthy since they didn't mention how much sugar you need to use

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    #6

    More Like $60

    More Like $60

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus you get the added bonus of having to clean up your kitchen and do dishes!

    Kross T.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why learn a skill to be self-sufficient and economical when you can just order take-out instead? I get where she's coming from when you first start cooking; you don't have a lot of ingredients laying around, so you might have to buy some. And your pad thai isn't going to be restaurant quality the first time. But this seems to ignore that if you practice a skill (like cooking) and make a recipe over and over, it gets better. Plus, pad thai is just vegetables and meat with rice noodles. Aside from the Asian condiments that you might not have if you don't do a lot of Asian cooking, the ingredients are just normal stuff people buy for any other dinner.

    Noname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess if you don't know how to cook and keep only ketsup in your pantry, yeah, any meal is gonna cost you $$ (€€) to cook if you only make it once a year.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two years of cooking school in the 80s. I can easily do all sorts of European cuisine, but we never touched on Asian or Mexican, or Middle Eastern, or literally anything outside of "classical" French, Italian, German, and the odd bit of Greek. I have never been able to make a pad Thai (or any other Asian dish I like) that is as good as I can buy at a restaurant. As Dirty Harry put it, "A man's got to know his limitations."

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my problem with Chinese food. I'd *love* to be able to make it at home, but the effort and expense aren't worth it for something that doesn't even taste remotely like the take out place makes. I made chicken and broccoli one time and it looked pretty darn good, but man, it was truly inedible. chicken-an...b6680a.jpg chicken-and-broccoli-homemade-63fd37bb6680a.jpg

    2x4b523p
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most Chinese (Cantonese) cooking we like so much is about the Wok Hei, which you will never achieve at home unless you have industrial cooker. Even with identical recipes and methods, you just cannot reach the intense heat needed with standard home stove, even when it’s gas stove.

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    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because sometimes we need MORE self deprication

    Clover
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know. The Pad Thai that I've made at home, did turn out pretty good. If I do say so myself. Plus, where I live, there are no takeout restaurants that have Pad Thai.

    Olivia The Cloud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what my mom does "instead of spending 15 bucks for salad rolls, let's make sloppy, tasteless salad rolls for $40

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    #7

    I Am Drinking Tea

    I Am Drinking Tea

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately they may start to suspect it’s not tea when you begin slurring your words and betting people $5 that you can do a handstand on your desk.

    Leona LaBine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tammy labine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FaithInYou
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they assume it's hot tea? It's a coffee cup - why wouldn't they assume it's coffee?

    Dela Bee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have your camera on in a virtual meeting?!?!?!?!?!!?

    Gajoco Productions
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a game changer! I’m gonna need to try this, wish me luck pandas!

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    #8

    Slpt: Learning Better Hygiene

    Slpt: Learning Better Hygiene

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    Carlos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used to put tabasco on my cousin so she would stop sucking her thumb, jokes on them, she grew up to love hot sauce, and eats raw hot peppers for fun.

    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now that´s just good advice ;)

    AJay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a great idea. Might need to test it at the workplace.

    Amanda Cook
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to the bathroom could be rather uncomfortable

    Cami
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DOUBLE the burn on cuts you didn't even know existed

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    #9

    Bee

    Bee

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    Pineapple
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I’m allergic and don’t want to bee stung

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you COULD doesn’t generally mean it’s a good idea

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

    Casey Payne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, duh... bees make honey! Do we have to explain everything?

    SuperDarkStudios
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will it work for headless roaches? Asking for a friend!

    Superb Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do that to then walk to someome, open your mouth, let the bee fly out, and walk away.

    N Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To have a bee in your mouth. Didn't you read the instructions?

    Dawn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it will just die. But, that's the most humane way to kill a bee...

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    #10

    Making Friends As An Adult

    Making Friends As An Adult

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    Alex and definitely not Sauron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect. Anyone wanna join the friend group I’ve made? We can play dnd(I’ll be the dm) ,do some face masks, sacrifice some stuff we find outside, make snacks… etc

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk how to play DnD but the rest of it sounds awesome (and I'd be happy to learn ofc). Oh, and I brought cookies!

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    LK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go along to an activity group you're interested in. It might be crafting, writing, sports, language learning.....

    Kevin Marshall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have plenty of friends. We have never drunk.

    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never be afraid to strike up a conversation in a public place. That's how I met my last girlfriend.

    Sanne Hippy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Board games and dungeons and dragons of course!

    Raelene Christie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mwa ha ha no but a few have considered joining me 👹

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    #11

    [w]ifehack

    [w]ifehack

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    Alex and definitely not Sauron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re single and all alone you don’t even need to talk 😎

    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    doesn´t work on dog. will eat book and make you go walkies.

    Pineapple
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put dog in neighbor house bam neighbor no know what happen and you get free dog sitting

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    Wondering Alice
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although my husband and I have a quite romantic how we met story, I remember the exact moment I knew it was forever love. He came home earlier than expected to find me in bed with a book. He striped off and jumped in with me - then picked up a book of his own and we stayed quietly reading for the rest of the day.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a sad relationship. My BF would probably try to stop me from reading and ask me to tell him now what's wrong xD

    Blair Doak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell you wife, "I'll put you down for next Tuesday". It'll give her time to think about where she's getting ready to f**k up.

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    #12

    How To Get A Free 3D Printer

    How To Get A Free 3D Printer

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    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like that guy in Japan who went to jail for 3D printing a F*****G GUN

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An actual WORKING gun, even if it's for just a few rounds, absolutely insane. That sh*t is even illegal to print here in the US, and we let people do pretty much anything with firearms

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prusa 3d printers actually use parts printed with Prusa 3d printers

    Pineapple
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to break everything: Step one: 3D print a 3D printer Step two: eat said 3d printer Congrats you can now clone things

    Dawn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean borrow, not buy right? V clever!

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    #13

    Cheese!

    Cheese!

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    ADHD raptor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you will fascinate anyone with a piece of cheese

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    Tony Weldon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was 9 buttons on my jacket, but I could only fascinate :)

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to scroll back up to upvote you.

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    Iffydust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can confirm as a woman I will be fascinated when offered cheese.

    Noname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's how my (ex) French husband charmed me!

    D. Richard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hold out your hand.” *Places Limburger in outstretched hand* “… feeling fascinated yet?”

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are they pointing to the cheese thing? It makes sense to me. But I want to know what rue is, why men are filling women's shoes with it and do we need to start hiding our shoes from the rue fillers and hold out for the cheese fascinators?

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is too funny. My husband is fascinated by cheese. I used to leave him by the cheese display in the supermarket to babysit him while I shopped.

    Sharkie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can confirm it works. On myself and on my cat, too. Cheese is fascinating.

    Mike Morton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man id love to have this book! It's called The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft by Kathryn Paulsen, I love vintage books lmao

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    #14

    Sorry If Repost

    Sorry If Repost

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    Lydia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dangernoodle holding noodles :)

    aashi chaudhari
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I use a python to hold my codes

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ☕️_へ__(‾◡◝ )> That made my day

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    Carlos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thatsss the sssperfect sssserving

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snake thought he snagged himself a harem.

    Limey (She/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But....what if the snake dosent wanna? #snakerights

    IamKade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now why haven't I thought of that

    Ada Hiestand
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. How do ya get em out tho. Theyre gonna bite if you bother it too much

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    #15

    I Need Your Bra For Health Stuff

    I Need Your Bra For Health Stuff

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    Alex and definitely not Sauron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t even see their faces but they look so disappointed

    lonelydino
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they must be thinking "what has my life come to"

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    ShaZam Beaubien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's too funny .... they need to show a young girls bra barely covering an adults face.

    Erika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Troom Troom and five minute crafts are back at it again

    Hendo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only works for the itty bitty titty committee

    Harlan Sarvis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medieval knights in 2020 during COVID be like:

    Amy T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mom seems to have a good personality.

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    #16

    Work Hack

    Work Hack

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3. Silence phone 4. Look for new job

    Bryn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These hacks don't work when you're a teacher ): I've tried having kids fill in, but it just doesn't work /j

    El Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I always ate at my desk..

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    #17

    Pistachio Nut And A Dab Of Glue Saved The Day

    Pistachio Nut And A Dab Of Glue Saved The Day

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    SydneyP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I accidentally slept on mine a few nights ago and now one “arm” is bent a bit but I’m afraid to bend it back because it may snap! I suddenly realized I didn’t have a back up after this happened so I have an eye doc appointment week after next lol

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    Robert Trebor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep trying to adjust the glasses I don't have any more. I wore glasses for 65 years, been four years spectacle-free after cataract surgery, but I still reach for the end table in the morning, and try to push them up,

    FaithInYou
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the nut...it's the shell

    Luna Crow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would actually work as a temporary fix, I like it

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    #18

    Don't Build Your Nightstand, Just Put Your Stuff On The Box

    Don't Build Your Nightstand, Just Put Your Stuff On The Box

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    Alex and definitely not Sauron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sleeps on ikea box and shoves clothes into another one*

    Dr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By now, I have seen this image more often than I have had hot dinners.

    I just work here
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You say lazy, I say I have a nightstand in perfect resale shape.

    Saj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used empty packing cases as bedside cabinets, amongst other things, when we moved into our first home 🏡

    Crazy Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It helps if your comment is interesting enough to be upvoted. To avoid downvote fairies like I do, only comment when you have something important or funny to say.

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    #19

    Not Very Helpful Seeing That I'm Australian, But Hopefully It'll Help You!

    Not Very Helpful Seeing That I'm Australian, But Hopefully It'll Help You!

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    Error 404 (He/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do the same if you want to know if there's a tornado

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know it's raining outside when you go outside and get wet from above.

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so relatable wtf how do they know everything about the inner workings of my existence

    Show thyself
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow~ I have to try that! | edit: it's working! I knew it was cold, when I went out and it has been cold

    Killing_Time_At_Work
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    upvote for title.. im from Australia aswell :-)

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    #20

    Life Hack: Bring Zip Bags Of Powdered Milk To The Airport Since You Are Not Allowed To Bring Liquids

    Life Hack: Bring Zip Bags Of Powdered Milk To The Airport Since You Are Not Allowed To Bring Liquids

    mistameeseeks420 Report

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once took huge bag of oregano through customs without thinking. I'd picked and dried it myself, and didn't think what it looked for too long. Even when the girl at bag check held it up, I shrugged and said it was a years supply. Luckily as our entire luggage was food related, customs laughed as they checked it out.

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this too, and thought it was a bit suspicious. Fortunately I never got questioned about it

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    Dr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best hack yet 👌

    Harlan Sarvis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Airport security asking if its cocaine.

    Blue_Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes when you love to be arrested ❤️❤️❤️

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    #21

    Save Calories When Ordering Soda By Pressing The Diet Button On The Lid

    Save Calories When Ordering Soda By Pressing The Diet Button On The Lid

    safety_otter Report

    Catman (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that. I press all the buttons.

    Susan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a little kid I thought that's how these lids worked.

    Rinoboyrich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Press the “Other” button on the lid, and pretend it’s water.

    Blue_Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you I’ve always needed this!!!

    RamiRudolph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, so that's what that is for.

    Crazy Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad makes this joke every time

    Array Index Out of Bounds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I fill a soda cup with beer to hide it I press the "other" button!

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    #22

    Those Nerd Joggers Have Been Doing It Wrong This Whole Time

    Those Nerd Joggers Have Been Doing It Wrong This Whole Time

    brokerpig Report

    Sundreamer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I feel like an idiot lmao

    Kross T.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not what it's for, so don't feel bad. 😂

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    Limey (She/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have a Apple Watch....this is useless to me :(

    Ivy_Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF I LITERALLY DO THIS!!! i am pleasantly surprised i found this out though

    Inella‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just recently bought a jacket that has both a thumb hole and a smartwatch hole

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    #23

    Stay Thin Y’all

    Stay Thin Y’all

    cardboardtube_knight Report

    AJay
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I... have done this before. Once. But not with lays.

    Harlan Sarvis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is just that much space in one bag

    Joeshar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad to know those chips are 50% air (or nitrogen whatever)

    Jackie Wacky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But isn’t it terrible that half the bag is just air?

    Clover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's really sad though that 2 bags of chips will even all fit in the same bag.

    Rinoboyrich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seal the empty bag up and sell it to a friend…

    Jamie Solt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically with every bag being Half Air, Half Chips... it's really legit only 1 bag of chips anyways lol

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    #24

    Don't Miss Out At The Zoo

    Don't Miss Out At The Zoo

    DangerousSarcasm Report

    Something
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can pet any animal you choose, but some of them only once.

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo….☹️

    MrsFettesVette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to one of those drive thru safari parks with an ex bf and his car was the same color as the vehicles the workers used to maintain the habitats and FEED the animals. We were surrounded by giraffes and monkeys, it was pretty amazing.

    Limey (She/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about we don't go to the zoo at all!

    Phyllis Turbin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or put a steak around your neck to get the big cat experience.

    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't many of the animals colorblind? I admit looking like the person that feeds them should attract them, don't know what they go by in recognizing people.

    Cecilie Hammershøy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We actually did this once and it worked like a charm

    Joeshar
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wear as zoo personnel. The animals may give you unexpected reaction when they figure out you are not there to feed them

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    #25

    Dbs Listening To The Internet

    Dbs Listening To The Internet

    Blox64_120 Report

    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sue them Edit: this was a joke please don’t roast me in the comments 😂

    Sias Strydom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it legal to sue someone for your own stupidity?

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    Hendo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @GettinMoneyJr really ain't getting money, just laughs

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you actually did this, you're a moron and deserve a dead microwave.

    Show thyself
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't underestimate the sheer stupidity of humanity 😅🤣

    I just work here
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OKAY, but did you get a mini penny out of this???

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    #26

    Zombie Apocalypse Life Hack

    Zombie Apocalypse Life Hack

    renner_c Report

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the baby look so... mildly irritated

    Something
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vermin Supreme's platform is that he'll solve the energy crisis by harnessing infinite zombie power.

    Casey Payne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *side note: Don't use your own kids. There must be a ton of orphans that can be used instead. In the zombie apocalypse. **side note for legal reasons: Don't do this in real life. Your kids, or anybody else's kids either.

    I just work here
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh lord, taking terrible behavior to the next level. Up vote.

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    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could actually be from a comic called Crossed; it looks like the same art. It's disturbing and messed up but enjoyable to those of us who are a bit twisted

    M. Sabbe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are missing a cross on the face so maybe same artist but a different series

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    Phyllis Turbin
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed too loud at the baby's plight.

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    #27

    It Works Only Once

    It Works Only Once

    Stroov Report

    Olivia The Cloud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: "No you cannot take any of my possessions without my consent" robber: "Understandable, have a nice day"

    Griffin Gould
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All together now! Swiper no swiping, swiper no swiping, swiper no swiping!

    Alex and definitely not Sauron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me:No, I don’t consent to being robbed! Robber: oh man you know that one? Me: you won’t rob me? Robber: nah *shoots*

    Mental Liberals
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or stand by a No Firearms allowed sign, that should do it too!!

    #28

    Momma Better Rethink

    Momma Better Rethink

    HO3SEFF Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crack that whip...Give the past a slip...

    Ada Hiestand
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shifty mcflea theres a rhyme that goes step on a crack break ur moms back. He asked for $600 and she said no. He threatened to step on a crack. Of course its not true tho

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is he only wearing socks outside?

    strawberry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he needs the money for $600 shoes or to fix his mom's back for a cheap price

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    #29

    Correct Way To Sanitize

    Correct Way To Sanitize

    HadesHere Report

    Error 404 (He/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And garden. And street. And car. And entire neighborhood.

    GirlFriday
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in college, we had a big fountain outside the chapel. I worked at a laundromat and sometimes people would leave their laundry detergent when they had finished their laundry. Any items that sat in the lost and found for more than a week were fair game for employees. You may now draw your own conclusions with what happened to a lot of the laundry detergent that was left in the lost and found.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, I remember those days! When.. um.. "someone" would ah, sanitize the fountain near my apartment. Good clean fun

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    Philly Bobcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a friend of mine use my whirlpool tub... but bubble bath in it... it took like 30 seconds and we couldn't find her! LOL!

    Joeshar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to create a cloud in your garden?

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    #30

    Gourmet Uranium

    Gourmet Uranium

    DangerousSarcasm Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't had grape soda in more years than I can remember...

    Display_Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything tastes better than grape soda.

    Zsolt Hegedűs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A spoonful of uranium gets you fed for a lifetime

    Joeshar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If uranium is not available, you can go to gas station to drink some oil (not olive)

    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can agree on this. Grape flavoured Fanta was awful.

    BoredPandaSucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    grape flavored soda (or anything else) is gross.

    #31

    Cut Your Tennis Balls In Half To Store More In Each Container

    Cut Your Tennis Balls In Half To Store More In Each Container

    reddit.com Report

    AJay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a bonus, you will also never have to play tennis again

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John McEnroe could’ve used this hack to prevent any further freakouts during Wimbledon.

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    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually the best way in the world to move furniture.

    #32

    Thank You Simon Holland, Very Cool

    Thank You Simon Holland, Very Cool

    simoncholland Report

    Alien Ghost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried it, but the building flew away.

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And say, “Your name must be Navaeh, because you look an angel fallen from heaven”!

    Amy T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy has a basement, some moths, and some lotion.

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    #33

    Often Overlooked Spring Cleaning Tips

    Often Overlooked Spring Cleaning Tips

    LifehacksMe Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't have dvd drive where can I shove the onions?

    Philly Bobcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that and it gave me unlimited access to the onion news videos...

    Rinoboyrich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shove a small crystal into the USB port…

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plant onions near the road, it improves circulation

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    #34

    How To Remember The Speed Of Light

    How To Remember The Speed Of Light

    reddit.com Report

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those aliens knew what they were doing.

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    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For Christ’s sake random panda! Please stop downvoting every harmless comment for no reason!

    Shannon Hawks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a pretty cool fact. sneaky little green bastards

    o_o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just spent 5 mins memorising this for who knows what

    Larry XK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 186,000 miles/sec people. HAHAHA

    crowspectre (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG THAT HELPS SOOO MUCH I ALWAYS MISS THE LAST COUPLE

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not quite. From Snopes: It is true that the latitude 29.9792458 N intersects the Great Pyramid of Giza (at the selected longitude of around 31.134667 E). However: 1) If a point of latitude's merely crossing a structure at any point is the bar to meet for revealing a hidden meaning to its location, then the latitudes between 29.980150 and 29.978150 (all of which intersect the same pyramid) also fit the bill, leaving a coincidence-monger roughly 2,000 numerical latitude formulations to choose from with respect to the Great Pyramid of Giza. 2) If the apex of the pyramid were meant to represent an homage to the fundamental laws of the universe, the correct latitude would actually be closer to 29.9791750 N, which would bear less resemblance to the speed of light in a vacuum expressed in meters per second. 3) Although the Great Pyramid of Giza was constructed around 2550 BC, the notion that light "traveled" at all was not even estimated until 1676.

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    #35

    A Perfect Cut Every Time

    A Perfect Cut Every Time

    WaltsTwoCents Report

    Alien Ghost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use toes when you run out of fingers

    aashi chaudhari
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're a man and run out of toes, don't use the last thing.

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    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As with so many other things, men have more options. It's simply not fair.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once all fingers are gone, you have one last resort gentleman

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know what the void in the middle of a bagel is for!

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do that's why bagels have holes! 😃

    Ada Hiestand
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Youll have a perfectly cut bagel with some extra meat and red sauce 😂

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this one IS a life hack

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    #36

    Hot New Skin Care Tip!

    Hot New Skin Care Tip!

    WaltsTwoCents Report

    Natalie Kelsey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Want to get rid of eyes?"

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can still hear the screaming...

    Philly Bobcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also cut up listerine fresh breath strips to use as replacements for your contact lenses!

    Something
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to keep your eyes while looking like the person in the photo? There are actually heatless peppers that look like that.

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will remove eyes completely

    Ada Hiestand
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to die of eye pain? ? The wrinkles will go but something else will too…

    Rinoboyrich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For this to work, you have to rub them aggressively into your eyes…

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    #37

    Wireless Seatbelts Of The Future

    Wireless Seatbelts Of The Future

    FiveMoo Report

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On long car journeys I fill up my passenger seat with loads of stuff. It's not hard to fasten the seat belt across an empty seat before loading up - and it gives a good place for things like extra water bottle that could fall to the floor if you stop too hard. I'm saying this for those who think these are a good solution to heavy bags in front seat - the solution is not needed.

    Philly Bobcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always use my seatbelt but I do carry stuff on my front seat that can be heavy enought to trigger the passenger sensor. Buckling the belt on that side can be difficult so I can see this as a solution to my problem but would never use it in place of my belt.

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    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need to get one of these because my dog loves to sit in the front seat of the car and she is heavy enough to set off the alarm thing on the chair because it thinks shes a human

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bear in mind that if you get in a wreck you dog is more likely to be seriously hurt or killed in the front seat, especially if they are heavy enough that the air bags fire.

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    Jeff Bezos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also works as a bottle opener!

    D. Richard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve thought about this for my passenger seat, which thinks even a 5lb bag is someone dangerously riding unrestrained. Then I realized it’s really probably easier to just buckle that seat when no one’s riding in it.

    Ginger Ghost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these would actually be useful when u have a bag on the seat

    N Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the small print on the product itself specifies not to use when passengers are using the car seat. Doesn't specify bags, but I'd be reluctant to do so anyway on the basis that in the event of a crash a bag heavy enough to set off the seatbelt alarm is going to be a projectile. Maybe for very heavy pizza?

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    RayRayBean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how it says do not use

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    #38

    Going Through Old Photos, Came Across This Stroke Of Genius

    Going Through Old Photos, Came Across This Stroke Of Genius

    monochromebreakfast Report

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This does not belong here, this is legit!

    BoredPandaSucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, no, no. THAT is for the fries. Burgers go behind the sun shade.

    Fish Fingers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of pervert only eats half a burger?

    What does this button do?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ^this - who puts a burger down long enough to need a holder for it???

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    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But ... but it is a cheeseburger!

    Rigor Moreno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works for McD only, others wont fit. :D Tried it...

    Scott Anderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you call it a hamburger helper holder

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone with children knows it's a food holder

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    #39

    Lifehack For An All-Nighter While I Work On My Dissertation

    Lifehack For An All-Nighter While I Work On My Dissertation

    DreamZebra Report

    howdylee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To infinity, and BEYOND!!!

    o_o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my latin teacher once said To Infinitives and beyond - also i have a latin test on monday, i need to revise

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    #40

    Preheat Your Boots With Hot Tap Water Into Long English Muffin Bags While You Eat The Muffins For Breakfast

    Preheat Your Boots With Hot Tap Water Into Long English Muffin Bags While You Eat The Muffins For Breakfast

    Iwanttoplaytoo Report

    Alex and definitely not Sauron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change them inside out after putting them in your grossest boots, then give them to that sandwich stealing jerk JARED

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously it was the one time get over it. lol

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    Christy Kindness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many muffins start your day man!?

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    #41

    All The Time

    All The Time

    Comprehensive_Cap_21 Report

    Samuel Pelatan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the joke is "I'd rather people think I please myself with a cucumber than i'm vegan" ? So bassicaly a**l pleasure and being vegan are both bad, but being vegan is worse ?

    ima cat v2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, that is the joke, congrats you get a gold star for figuring it out.

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    Philly Bobcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do me a huge favor and please don't tell my parents that I work for the government? They think I'm a piano player in a whorehouse.

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No ... they just think you're a freak!

    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is veganism such a bad thing? Not every vegan harasses you in steakhouses

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    #42

    Canon? Cannon

    Canon? Cannon

    DangerousSarcasm Report

    Philly Bobcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snake shot is even better! You won't have to p**s anymore... you'll just be a walking sprinkler!

    #43

    I'm Going To Save So Much Money!!

    I'm Going To Save So Much Money!!

    Blakester1059 Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to figure a way to do this with my brain

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then it's a fun family game of guessing when is the milk bad. The loser throws up.

    Arky Gamalan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup.. expiration date just marketing scheme

    #44

    How To Save Money On Groceries

    How To Save Money On Groceries

    infamouszgbgd Report

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three dates a day is a LOT of talking to other people, guys. Is it really worth it?

    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus, 3 meals might only work if someone is doing extreme intermittent fasting... so socializing while your hangry. Not the best combo in my experience lol

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my early 20's I worked with a girl who had leftovers for lunch every day from all manner of restaurants. Said she always ordered a huge meal on dates and took home the leftovers. She dated 3 or nights a week 🤔

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    #45

    Instead Of Washing The Dishes

    Instead Of Washing The Dishes

    reddit.com Report

    AJay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am ashamed to say that I stared at this for a good few seconds before I worked out what was wrong with the picture.

    gas station cola
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it literally says what's wrong with the picture in the caption

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    Aélia Potter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s lying. You can very clearly see the sink isn’t even dirty.

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hack brought to you by the creative folks at Hewlett Packard. Buy our Tri-Color Cartridges on sale at Walmart!

    Marleina Hershberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather clean my dishes, and then freshen up my sink, thank you

    BoredPandaSucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but i would have to empty the sink to take the picture.

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    #46

    Need I Say Any More?

    Need I Say Any More?

    StepheneyBlueBell Report

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is supposed to make the air colder than just the fan. I'm not sure how effective it is.

    Noname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you think air conditioning was invented? How do you think air conditioners work? Your air conditioner is just a mini-fridge without space for food, and a fan blowing cooled air from a condenser.

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    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great the air flow should help cool my ice cubes and keep them frozen...........

    Dr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is to chill the air and, by God, this one might actually work ...

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    KDav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a swamp cooler, but I can't remember if you're supposed to put the ice on the front or the back for best results.

    Stygtand
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Redneck aircon. It actually works

    M B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually works! Can confirm. Melts too quick tho, and then you're hot all over again. Use cold water instead.

    Susan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had to do this when the air conditioner went out

    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean we don’t know what their intentions are

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    #47

    Toddler Army > Bear

    Toddler Army > Bear

    DangerousSarcasm Report

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having one of these little terrorists in my own home, I can confirm that this is totally true.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn! I wish I thought of that!

    #48

    Nun Wrong With This

    Nun Wrong With This

    jointhe-BigStandem Report

    Harlan Sarvis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As and added bonus, your floor and countertop will be wet, and you can do the same to them!!

    BoredPandaSucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better yet, turn off the water supply before starting the cycle and EVERYTHING will come out dry.

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    #49

    Cooking Tip From An Applebee's Master Chef

    Cooking Tip From An Applebee's Master Chef

    DangerousSarcasm Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also keeps the rats away from the food until it makes it out to your table

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonus: it'll help you get rid of those pesky kidneys taking up free real estate in your body!

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad that the original reply got downvoted, clearly there are people with sense of humor cancer on Reddit too..

    snicksnocksnack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe they got downvoted.

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    #50

    Good Weakness For A Job Interview

    Good Weakness For A Job Interview

    DangerousSarcasm Report

    #51

    Girls Can Smell Fear But This One Trick Will Turn The Tables Every Time

    Girls Can Smell Fear But This One Trick Will Turn The Tables Every Time

    DangerousSarcasm Report

    Alex and definitely not Sauron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if she’s a badger? Help me I’m really nervous

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone with a badger army, my best advice is to give her some kind of woodland/fairytale snack (honey-acorn cookies are ideal) and if that doesn't work, run

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    Ginger Ghost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    instructions unclear: now dating a bear

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about pretend they are naked ...

    AJay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they didn't say what species of girl so that one is on OP

    #52

    Shitty Lifehacks #391

    Shitty Lifehacks #391

    hugsshmugs Report

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, is this my antidepressant or my sedative? I don’t know, but it’s time to go to work now!

    GirlFriday
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once, in the bathroom of a biker bar, I mentioned that I had bad cramps. Some woman said, here take this, so I did. Then she said she wasn't sure what it was, she found it in the bottom of her purse. When I woke up three days later, four states away with a trucker I didn't recognize, I realized that the pill certainly did get rid of my cramps.

    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my grandma's old purse when she died, and there were several mystery pills in the outer pocket

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    #53

    We've All Been Doing Capri Suns Wrong

    We've All Been Doing Capri Suns Wrong

    HeyManItsaPogoBall Report

    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know your not posting enough when the ‘You’re posting comment too fast. Slow down.’ Only shows up on the 52nd post

    Faith Treiss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hear me out, maybe getting that notification means you are actually posting too much?

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    Skylar (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god I need to do this (with a clean one ofc)

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    #54

    Why Tho

    Why Tho

    Running_somwhere Report

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Troom Troom, what do you expect

    Kati Oliver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even watch a movie without my duckling. This is definitely for me.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pets".. this is clearly for sneaking in better snacks that don't cost more than admission

    Erika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Danny Gonzalez has entered the chat

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mind the chirping noise. It's just me ... hungry?

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might clear the seats in your vicinity, allowing you to enjoy the movie in peace ✌️

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    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's also a good way to sneak children in for free

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    #55

    It's So Genious

    It's So Genious

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    Haru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a very necessary process indeed

    #56

    It Could Work

    It Could Work

    Bjramone Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put the right sauce in the fabric softener tray

    Amanda Cook
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why but this just cracked me up

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    #57

    Easy

    Easy

    Motherhazelhoff Report

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    #58

    Drown Yourself

    Drown Yourself

    iChrovon Report

    #59

    This Is How My Auntie Blocks Ads From Her Computer Screen

    This Is How My Auntie Blocks Ads From Her Computer Screen

    itswallsss Report

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want an adblock that just turns them black, so I don't have to see them but they are still loaded so the site creators get paid. That way my favorite content stays accessible and I don't have to see all the annoying ads for stuff I don't care about.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong with this

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm old I sometimes do this with my hand and ads on my phone

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    #60

    Solution To All Your Problems!!!

    Solution To All Your Problems!!!

    bigrig000000 Report

    AJay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very therapeutic, can recommend. 100/10

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels like an Obvious Plant poster

    #61

    Lifehack: Start A Fire In Your Microwave To Roast Marshmallows, It's A Lifesaver

    Lifehack: Start A Fire In Your Microwave To Roast Marshmallows, It's A Lifesaver

    DangerousSarcasm Report

    Alex and definitely not Sauron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat the marshmallow cold, then ignite yourself while you eat chocolate and crackers. S’mores!

    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🔥🧯- immediately envisioned a new Pepto or tums commercial

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    Snake Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it have a downvote?!?! This is amazing!

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you slice the grape nearly in two but not fully before microwaving, the gap between creates plasma, which is useful if you're a practical physicist.

    Marleina Hershberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called a candle, and I have roasted some heavenly marshmallows at home.

    unfilteredCigarette73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We would mic the marshmallows until they got ultra puffy and nuclear hot, my mom put the kibosh on that after my sister exploded one in there and made an epic sticky mess

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grapes ignite... wow .... they should be used to start the BBQ ... what a hack!

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I once read that grapes explode in microwaves

    hufflepuff 4 ever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you should try putting a marshmallow in the microwave then take it out. Now you have a ultra big marshmallow!!!

    snicksnocksnack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, two people downvoted it. Strange once again.

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    #62

    Another Money-Making Tip They Don't Want You To Know About

    Another Money-Making Tip They Don't Want You To Know About

    kkillbite Report

    Violet Jensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money will be used better than the salvation army would anyway

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never been a fan of them. They have a history of anti-LGBTQ+ stuff.

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    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’ve always wanted one of those things

    lubbaDubDub
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was nine years old my little brother and I were woefully underfed and poor. We took a flyer for a March Of Dimes event, wrapped it around a folgers coffee can, and went door to door soliciting donations. We bought a bunch of food and kept it under our beds so we could eat without anybody in the house knowing. We got too scared to ever do it again and went back to being hungry all the time after that

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As pre-teen and young teen, I worked at those kettles. Hours. Daily. I'd get blisters between my fingers from trying to hold bell different ways to avoid fatigue. Now, I always donate because I know it's worse than working retail. Oddly, as kids out there in the 60s, we were never approached by reverts and perverts.

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    C**t factor 100. Go to hell

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their food pantries are keeping people alive. Also: Addiction centers, DV shelters, and Homeless shelters.

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    #63

    Wait A Second

    Wait A Second

    reddit.com Report

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually not too bad of an idea - not the trucks running - but for camping, why not?

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to make a joke but this is really dangerous and Florida exists so bad combination

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually like this idea, minus the running truck part

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoy your carbonmonoxide poisoning

    Alex and definitely not Sauron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine driving and it separates while the kids are in there

    #64

    Unlimited Ice

    Unlimited Ice

    explorealways Report

    #65

    Touch Your Dog's Wet Nose To Easily Separate Poop Bags

    Touch Your Dog's Wet Nose To Easily Separate Poop Bags

    talktothelampa Report

    KDav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, this one makes sense. I like it!

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That canis lupus familiaris seen some stuff

    Toni Kay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s hilarious! And better than licking your fingers!

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    #66

    How To Get Fire With A Broken Lighter

    How To Get Fire With A Broken Lighter

    kajtekkk Report

    AJay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they're not wrong

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that scented candle trying to cover up the smell of burnt hair ...

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    #67

    Having A Bad Day? Wear Your Sunglasses. Now You Are Having A Bad Evening!

    Having A Bad Day? Wear Your Sunglasses. Now You Are Having A Bad Evening!

    armutuzmani Report

    AJay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm, highly effective.

    Carlos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gauge your eyes out, now you're having a bad night

    #68

    You Know, For Those Perfectly Terrible Bangs

    You Know, For Those Perfectly Terrible Bangs

    Brute1100 Report

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm...but her fringe didn't really need a trim did it?

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I... I have a photo of me with those bangs. https://www.reddit.com/user/JustAnOldRoadie/

    M B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad did this to me when I was a kid! XD

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they need to show Mom using scotch tape for that perfect bikini area.

    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it´s one of the few tips here that won´t kill you, so, that´s good?

    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could just like… close your eyes

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging from my old pictures, Mom might have done that while cutting my hair. 😂

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    #69

    How To Get A Free VR Set

    How To Get A Free VR Set

    Apps4Life Report

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    #70

    Surely A Smart Method

    Surely A Smart Method

    https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/ogvktj/surely_a_smart_method/ Report

    AJay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When testing this I found a lizard to be more useful than a frog but to each their own

    Kharyss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a free range gecko who’s taken up residence in my air con. I named him Gary. He keeps the bugs down in lieu of rent. Thanks Gary!

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    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or burning the fly agaric mushroom on tin...

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    #71

    Pandemic Keeping You From The Salon? Problem Solved!!!

    Pandemic Keeping You From The Salon? Problem Solved!!!

    he-loves-me-not Report

    Esme Love and Squalor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why is the “polish” chipped?! Shouldn’t they not be chipped?!

    Snake Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it weird that I want these now

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the things about this image, wtf the top left thing is to begin with is the one that's blowing my mind.

    #72

    Just Alter The Title

    Just Alter The Title

    anon Report

    #73

    Revolutionary Way To Magnify Your Phone Screen!

    Revolutionary Way To Magnify Your Phone Screen!

    reddit.com Report

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    #74

    If You Have A Balcony, But Don't Have A Pool, The Solution Is Simple. All Balconies Are Designed To Handle The Weight Of Both Air And Water, Because They Weigh The Same. Use Plastic Sheeting And A Hose To Make Your Own "Balcony Pool!"

    If You Have A Balcony, But Don't Have A Pool, The Solution Is Simple. All Balconies Are Designed To Handle The Weight Of Both Air And Water, Because They Weigh The Same. Use Plastic Sheeting And A Hose To Make Your Own "Balcony Pool!"

    MartinMusic83 Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are worried about it just make sure you put the extra air under the balcony to prop it up

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help me with this math: if 1 liter of water weighs 2.2 pounds, and the balcony was made by the lowest bidder, how much time will it take for Gravity to fully engage allowing creation of neighborhood water slide?

    Samuel Pelatan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF water is only one oxygen and two hydrogen, which are really light materials

    Dr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be funnier if not for the long and clunky title.

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    #75

    Homemade Butter Spreader

    Homemade Butter Spreader

    amshidi26 Report

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... if they cleaned it really well first... I knew someone who would do this with melted candy in a gluestick

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    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 5: leave it lying around in the bathroom where your roommate/girlfriend/spouse will find it; then just wait...

    #76

    Never Be Without Duct Tape Again! Wrap Some Around An Old Plastic Card And Keep In Your Wallet

    Never Be Without Duct Tape Again! Wrap Some Around An Old Plastic Card And Keep In Your Wallet

    YoMyKneeGrows Report

    Alex and definitely not Sauron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Robber: Hand over your credit cards! Me: *chucks this at their head and runs *

    Robyn Acker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually a great hack when traveling. Use your back-up emergency card so that for those expensive souvenirs you have to unwrap card to use it. Cuts down on impulse shopping.

    #77

    Nice Cable Hanger

    Nice Cable Hanger

    ebolakanker Report

    AJay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would this be ok if the hanger was made out of a material like rubber that didn't conduct electricity?

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using materials like rubber would impoverish your life by stripping it of all the fun. I's like riding a bicycle with its seat installed.

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    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘I’m somewhat of a scientist myself’

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    #78

    Smart!!

    Smart!!

    reddit.com Report

    James Edwards
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's true! 25×365=9,125

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless your heart. 1 quarter (25 cents) per day for a year = 365 quarters = $91.25

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    Harlan Sarvis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a dollar a day will get you 365?

    LibrarianJanet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally didn't just pull out a calculator to test this. (Go ahead and laugh at me...I did!)

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, just gotta keep that pesky decimal point in it's place.

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then pour glue in to the top mwhahahahahaha

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    #79

    N O

    N O

    CurrentlyARaccoon Report

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Day 1: Hour 1: 14 seconds after installation, Mr. Wiggles is airborne and locked on target.

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    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Day 1 : Cat using cool remodeling as a litter box. Is that sand squishing beneath my toes or something else?

    #80

    Get Jacked Using This Simple Process Of Infinite Push UPS

    Get Jacked Using This Simple Process Of Infinite Push UPS

    571lama Report

    #81

    Don’t Buy New Socks. Use A Permanent Marker Instead

    Don’t Buy New Socks. Use A Permanent Marker Instead

    Fearless_Jellyfish79 Report

    wowbagger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also works for bald spots on your head

    BPisaddictive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    King Charles the Third could have taken advantage from this. His wife fired two of his assistants because they had not realized he was wearing a sock with a hole in it. A 74 yo man who represents his country isn't able to realize by himself. While dressing. To go to an official visit to a Mosque. Where you know you have to leave your shoes outside.

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    #82

    When You're Too Cheap To Buy A New Laptop You Need To Get Creative!

    When You're Too Cheap To Buy A New Laptop You Need To Get Creative!

    TheRelaxedDude5 Report

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    #83

    Realistically, More Like 100%

    Realistically, More Like 100%

    Smalltar Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soda is about as good for your car as it is for you

    BackSeatSlut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad thing is some roob out there went “hmm…” and actually tried this hack

    Lydia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well , if you kill your car, it won't need fuel anymore. So I guess it works :)

    James Edwards
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    #84

    Is This Just Me?

    Is This Just Me?

    willsal75 Report

    #85

    Tired Of Constantly Removing Or Shifting Your Mask When Snacking In Public? Why Not Take A Leaf From The Horse Book And Use Your Mask Like A Feed Bag?

    Tired Of Constantly Removing Or Shifting Your Mask When Snacking In Public? Why Not Take A Leaf From The Horse Book And Use Your Mask Like A Feed Bag?

    Demon_Prongles Report

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one will notice if I hide an entire cake in my mask, right?

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    #86

    How To Make Your Boots Fit. Intuitive

    How To Make Your Boots Fit. Intuitive

    anon Report

    Dr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What am I looking at here? Do not get it.

    Red Hair Blue Soul
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her legs are so thin the boots won't stay up. I on the other hand have the opposite problem

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    #87

    For When You Need A Quick Snack On The Go

    For When You Need A Quick Snack On The Go

    MrCrooked Report

    #88

    Buy A Can Of Coldbrew At The Store And Leave It In Your Hot Car Like A Dumbass For Hot Coffee On The Go!

    Buy A Can Of Coldbrew At The Store And Leave It In Your Hot Car Like A Dumbass For Hot Coffee On The Go!

    ShaiLebOof Report

    #89

    Picklesack

    Picklesack

    cosmoro_ Report

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    #90

    Use Cigarettes In Case You Run Out Of Chanukah Candles

    Use Cigarettes In Case You Run Out Of Chanukah Candles

    Wunderbaer93 Report

    Illustrious G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to get one of these cigarette holders now!!

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    #91

    Life Pro Tip! Microwave Your Spoon For 10 Seconds To Make Scooping Ice-Cream Easier!

    Life Pro Tip! Microwave Your Spoon For 10 Seconds To Make Scooping Ice-Cream Easier!

    fluffyberryy Report

    Just Another Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🫣 Oh, the number of kids who will try this.

    Toni Kay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankfully our youngsters on here seem to out smart many of the adults, so I think it’s okay.

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    Ayva
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a second to realize this...

    Lucy Hildring
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude. Just put the spoon under some hot water for a few minutes, and boom. You’re good to go

    #92

    Forbidden Corn On The Cob

    Forbidden Corn On The Cob

    k2ap3l2fr Report

    Alex and definitely not Sauron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m covering my room with teeth and no one can stop me!!! MUAHAHAHAA

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brb, I'm going to go waste some money

    #93

    Guess Who Isn’t Losing The Remotes Anymore???

    Guess Who Isn’t Losing The Remotes Anymore???

    Gynieinabottle Report

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    #94

    One Simple Trick To Make Airsoft Cheaters Call Their Hits

    One Simple Trick To Make Airsoft Cheaters Call Their Hits

    Romanian_Potato Report

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    #95

    Turpentine In The "Health" Aisle At A Southern Supermarket. What Shitty Life Hack Is This Used For?

    Turpentine In The "Health" Aisle At A Southern Supermarket. What Shitty Life Hack Is This Used For?

    DigDug1169 Report

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look at the other products, it's in with the topical stuff, not meant to be taken internally.

    Al Jameson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same folks who use Ivermectin for COVID use turpentine for stomach issues and autism. With the same effects.

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    Sue Wade-Walters
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Google, the oil can be inhaled to ease congestion. Not that I would try it...

    #96

    Put Chopsticks Underneath The Fish (Probably Works With Other Food As Well) You Are Cooking So It Doesn’t Stick To The Pan Or The Paper

    Put Chopsticks Underneath The Fish (Probably Works With Other Food As Well) You Are Cooking So It Doesn’t Stick To The Pan Or The Paper

    Sardzoski Report

    #97

    Definitely Don't Just Set A Timer

    Definitely Don't Just Set A Timer

    jaketheserpent Report

    M B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually had to think about this for a min! XD

    Shakira Wheelden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is the phone inside or outside of the oven

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    #98

    Haha

    Haha

    Daddylongle Report

    Ginger Ghost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    put you spoon in a cup of boiling water acctly works and is great for making ice-cream ball scoops

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a second, the last one said microwave spoon for 10 seconds, something’s fishy here

    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother used to microwave ice cream until it was completely melted, then put a frozen ice cream "island" of a different flavor in the middle

    Dr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did this one already, guys. C'mon

    Magnion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always just microwave the ice cream for about 15 seconds

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    #99

    Why Spend 60 Dollars On A Coffee Table When You Can Spend 100 Dollars And Countless Hours Building Your Own

    Why Spend 60 Dollars On A Coffee Table When You Can Spend 100 Dollars And Countless Hours Building Your Own

    11BINF Report

    #100

    Why Waste Money

    Why Waste Money

    pazoozoo93 Report

    Alex and definitely not Sauron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two star rating. Was scratchy and hurt. I think I’m bleeding

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go Romanesque- dip it in vinegar and share with friends

    Paul Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fun if you brush lightly, just don't shove it up and spin it like the brushes at the car wash!

    #101

    This Is All

    This Is All

    ClownTorturer Report

    Jocie (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OHH!! So then Nice Guys™ cant open the door while you're changing or else they'd be GaY

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not ideal for power outages in a nudist colony.

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    #102

    No Power Cable For Your Computer? No Problem!

    No Power Cable For Your Computer? No Problem!

    steveabraham Report

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    #103

    Quite Literally A S**tty Life Hack

    Quite Literally A S**tty Life Hack

    Phedericus Report

    Alex and definitely not Sauron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if it falls through the middle? Also, that can’t be stable

    Illustrious G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You seem to be putting a lot of thought into this…

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    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would work better without the "child seat" bit. better as in it would be less terrible

    #104

    Hmmm

    Hmmm

    Tik1101 Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not an anything...Cos....context, hello?...