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sturmwesen • commented on 7 posts 5 hours ago

If You Need To Take A Mental Break, These 55 Posts Should Help You Decompress Like A Hot Bath

serious question: I read that dutch officials can claim a dog is on "the list" and just euthanize it without proof of breed or social testing. is that (still) true?

81 Of The Funniest Pop Culture Posts You Can Pass Around For Instant Good Vibes

according to Wikipedia her mother is mexican

If You Need To Take A Mental Break, These 55 Posts Should Help You Decompress Like A Hot Bath

serious question: I read that dutch officials can claim a dog is on "the list" and just euthanize it without proof of breed or social testing. is that (still) true?

Thousands Of People Love This Page’s Random Sense Of Humor, Here Are 67 Of Its Best Posts

because I can

81 Of The Funniest Pop Culture Posts You Can Pass Around For Instant Good Vibes

we censor zionist now?

81 Of The Funniest Pop Culture Posts You Can Pass Around For Instant Good Vibes

All I can think of is that my then BFF had such a top and the plastic choker in 2001

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sturmwesen • upvoted 11 items 6 hours ago

If You Need To Take A Mental Break, These 55 Posts Should Help You Decompress Like A Hot Bath

I met an older man the other day. He was born female. He was discussing being Trans and how its not a choice and he can prove it bc "5'3 is a great height for a woman. Here i am living my life as a 5'3 man. Thats not a conclusion i came to easily" i was howling. He was non stop hilarious. Highlight of my week

If You Need To Take A Mental Break, These 55 Posts Should Help You Decompress Like A Hot Bath

And she's been doing so well lately 😕

If You Need To Take A Mental Break, These 55 Posts Should Help You Decompress Like A Hot Bath

And she's been doing so well lately 😕

If You Need To Take A Mental Break, These 55 Posts Should Help You Decompress Like A Hot Bath

But the sheet only covers the man up to his waist. Movies have special "L" shaped sheets.

81 Of The Funniest Pop Culture Posts You Can Pass Around For Instant Good Vibes

What’s the conspiracy theory? The genocide that Israel is committing against Palestinians? Anti-Zionism does not equate to anti-semitism, there’s a plethora of Jewish ppl that also oppose Israel (& thank goodness for them!)

81 Of The Funniest Pop Culture Posts You Can Pass Around For Instant Good Vibes

Do people ever think she wants it that way? I've not had children but I've cared for many and sometimes personally I feel more in control of the situation, even at the grocery. I have the goods and he carries the list and checks it off for me.

81 Of The Funniest Pop Culture Posts You Can Pass Around For Instant Good Vibes

My daughter goes au naturel The only person who's said anything to her was her grandpa, which is super inappropriate.

If You Need To Take A Mental Break, These 55 Posts Should Help You Decompress Like A Hot Bath

but ask them where the milk is...

81 Of The Funniest Pop Culture Posts You Can Pass Around For Instant Good Vibes

Babies are more fun if you can hand them back when they start crying.

56 ER Patients Share The Mistakes That Sent Them To The Hospital

The main difference is severity: Emergency Rooms (ERs) are for life- or limb-threatening emergencies that require immediate, 24/7 care. Urgent Care is for non-life-threatening illnesses or injuries that cannot wait until you can see your primary care physician, offering faster visits and lower out-of-pocket costs.

56 ER Patients Share The Mistakes That Sent Them To The Hospital

After that I hope the friend got rid of the microwave.

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

if you then subtract their worth,... equity, and savings, and any other assets.

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sturmwesen • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

Toxic Neighbor Learns $437K Lesson After Destroying Historic Orchard, Loses Her Home In The Process

wasn't there a british pub, that had to be rebuilt?

Wife’s Suggestion Said In Anger Makes Husband Realize He Loves A Tombstone Too Much

I don't think it that they think, that they are heard, but that it's more about comfort, screaming in the void and sorta diary like "conversation".

Toxic Neighbor Learns $437K Lesson After Destroying Historic Orchard, Loses Her Home In The Process

wasn't there a british pub, that had to be rebuilt?

Wife’s Suggestion Said In Anger Makes Husband Realize He Loves A Tombstone Too Much

I don't think it that they think, that they are heard, but that it's more about comfort, screaming in the void and sorta diary like "conversation".

105 Times People Hit The Jackpot While Dumpster Diving (New Pics)

In all seriousness: clean your fans and hairdryers.I do the hairdryers monthly and fans twice a year. it's a game changer for effectiveness and indoor air quality

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sturmwesen • upvoted 11 items 1 day ago

79 Houses So Weird People Couldn’t Believe They Were Actually For Sale

Its awful. And fabulous. All at once.

105 Times People Hit The Jackpot While Dumpster Diving (New Pics)

A woman was found d**d after doing this. She was trapped and unable to pull herself out. It was in a very rural part of her town.

79 Houses So Weird People Couldn’t Believe They Were Actually For Sale

Its awful. And fabulous. All at once.

105 Times People Hit The Jackpot While Dumpster Diving (New Pics)

A woman was found d**d after doing this. She was trapped and unable to pull herself out. It was in a very rural part of her town.

105 Times People Hit The Jackpot While Dumpster Diving (New Pics)

People d*e doing this.

35 Celebrity Scandals So Unhinged They Almost Make Regular Problems Feel Manageable

For a lot of these, scandal is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

105 Times People Hit The Jackpot While Dumpster Diving (New Pics)

Check it carefully before using!! There is/was one of these automatic litter machines that were malfunctioning and some kitties got k1lled. :(

57 Heartwarming Posts From The Better Side Of The Internet

True, but it WOULD be possible for many more workplaces than allow it.

57 Heartwarming Posts From The Better Side Of The Internet

"Yeah, dude, we know. Do you wanna go to the diner, or just grab Burger King?"

79 Houses So Weird People Couldn’t Believe They Were Actually For Sale

Because that stair (ladder) leads into the sink? It is almost impossible to step on the stupid thing from the floor. BTW, how can one carry the fresh bedsheets to the bed? (Put it in a basket and pull it up with a rope, I guess.)

57 Heartwarming Posts From The Better Side Of The Internet

He couldn't change the past, but he made sure OP got help and felt safe, which is far more than all the other people s/he crossed paths with before. With your attitude, I'm sure you'd be one of those who put their head down and cross the road. The more someone criticises others, the less they actually do.

57 Heartwarming Posts From The Better Side Of The Internet

Was your comment really necessary? Or are you that pessimistic you can't see genuine empathy and decency?

“Lost A Bet With The Fashion Gods”: 20 Celebrity Outfits Compared With Their Original Runway Versions

It's not the same dress, it looks like a Temu knock off. Look at the flowers, the model's flowers are all the same, white with a yellow center. Sabrina's look like they were made by a child out of tissue paper, in 2nd grade. Simply awful.

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sturmwesen • upvoted 7 items 2 days ago

“Lost A Bet With The Fashion Gods”: 20 Celebrity Outfits Compared With Their Original Runway Versions

Are we sure it’s the same dress. The yellows look totally different and the fabric on the runway version is thicker.

“Lost A Bet With The Fashion Gods”: 20 Celebrity Outfits Compared With Their Original Runway Versions

I love Anne Hathaway, but the dress looks flat where it should be structured, as if it were stuffed in a suitcase before she wore it

“Lost A Bet With The Fashion Gods”: 20 Celebrity Outfits Compared With Their Original Runway Versions

Are we sure it’s the same dress. The yellows look totally different and the fabric on the runway version is thicker.

“Lost A Bet With The Fashion Gods”: 20 Celebrity Outfits Compared With Their Original Runway Versions

I love Anne Hathaway, but the dress looks flat where it should be structured, as if it were stuffed in a suitcase before she wore it

“They Don’t Eat Leftovers”: 56 Ignorant Middle-Class Phrases That They Need To Rethink

May I ask where you are? I'm in the UK and can cancel a direct debit with a few taps on my banking app.

“They Don’t Eat Leftovers”: 56 Ignorant Middle-Class Phrases That They Need To Rethink

There is nothing entitled about that. Again, someone was smart and saved money and had to use it to cover something expensive. This is your problem, not theirs.

“They Don’t Eat Leftovers”: 56 Ignorant Middle-Class Phrases That They Need To Rethink

Sorry, there is nothing entitled about a person who worked hard and saved money. This is just a bitter person who wishes they were as smart as their cousin. It's not her fault you can't manage your money.

“They Don’t Eat Leftovers”: 56 Ignorant Middle-Class Phrases That They Need To Rethink

I mean..... it depends on what has been sitting in said tupperware and how long. Once I totally forgot about a container of beef stroganoff and it ended up pushed juuust far back enough in the fridge that I couldn't see it, so out of sight out of mind. There was no way I was releasing the abomination in that container into the world by opening it.

“They Don’t Eat Leftovers”: 56 Ignorant Middle-Class Phrases That They Need To Rethink

That doesn't have to be related to money though. My mom grew up in poverty, but was always surrounded. There were a lot of issues, but when necessary they all banded together and it was a BIG family.

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sturmwesen • commented on a post 2 days ago

33 Wholesome Posts About Men Defining Masculinity In Their Own Way

*cough* 4 backups (3€ each). they live in a commune in the pet closet edit: shipping cost was higher than the price for 2 bears- unless you bought 4, then it was free

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 6 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What’s On Your Christmas Menu This Year? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Origin Story Of Your Nickname?

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 8 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's Your Mug Of The Day?

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 9 months ago

Photography & Digital Art

Hey Pandas, Post Your Pictures Of Sunrise

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 10 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Mishap Happened To You When You Had Too Little Sleep? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 11 months ago

Animals, Dogs

Hey Pandas, Share A Photo Of Your Dog Smiling

sturmwesen • submitted 4 new posts 1 year ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Choose Your Favorite (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Butterfly Pictures That You Took

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Unusual Conversations Do You Have With Your Pets?

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Traditions For Sick Days? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted 2 new posts 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Are You Cooking For Christmas This Year? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's Your "Travel Snack" Classic? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted 3 new posts 3 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Was The Stupid Reason That Made You Realize You Are Not Suited For A Job? (Closed)

Something That You Envy Other Pandas

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Post Your Plushie (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 4 years ago

Spring Foto Compilation

sturmwesen • submitted a list addition 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Something Your Pet Is Afraid Of That Makes Absolutely No Sense? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s One Tiny Habit That Makes You Weirdly Happy?

sturmwesen • submitted 3 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A Job You’re 100% Sure You’d Be Terrible At?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Mug Of The Day?

Hey Pandas, If Aliens Came Tomorrow, What Human Invention Would You Show? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted 5 list additions 9 months ago

“What’s A Word Or Phrase That Makes You Lose Respect For Someone?”: 48 Brutally Honest Answers

"What Would You Warn Someone Before They Got Your Type Of Pet?": 46 Honest Tips From Our Community

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Good Weird Questions To Ask Someone To Get To Know Them Better? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is One Moment In Your Life That You Will Never Forget?

Hey Pandas, Post Your Pictures Of Sunrise

sturmwesen • submitted a list addition 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Mishap Happened To You When You Had Too Little Sleep? (Closed)

sturmwesen • submitted 5 list additions 11 months ago

These 40 Sneaky Pets Knew Exactly What They Were Doing, And It’s Equal Parts Genius And Evil

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Pasta Sauce Recipe?

Hey Pandas, Share A Photo Of Your Dog Smiling

People Share 40 Basic Things Everyone Should Know How To Do (But Apparently, Many Don’t)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Have Any Living Creature As A Pet, What Would It Be?

sturmwesen • submitted 4 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Totally True Story You’ve Told That No One Believed? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Choose Your Favorite (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Butterfly Pictures That You Took

“What’s One Hill That Others May Not Agree With But That You Will Die On?” (37 Answers)

sturmwesen • commented on 7 posts 5 hours ago

If You Need To Take A Mental Break, These 55 Posts Should Help You Decompress Like A Hot Bath

serious question: I read that dutch officials can claim a dog is on "the list" and just euthanize it without proof of breed or social testing. is that (still) true?

81 Of The Funniest Pop Culture Posts You Can Pass Around For Instant Good Vibes

according to Wikipedia her mother is mexican

81 Of The Funniest Pop Culture Posts You Can Pass Around For Instant Good Vibes

Being antizionist does not mean being pro Hamas. K*****g and displacing children or other civilians that don't support terror is plain wrong. It doesn't matter who is doing it.

56 ER Patients Share The Mistakes That Sent Them To The Hospital

Notaufnahme vs Bereitschaftsarzt for the German Pandas. Bereitschaftsärzte can be part of a hospital or separate

Thousands Of People Love This Page’s Random Sense Of Humor, Here Are 67 Of Its Best Posts

because I can

81 Of The Funniest Pop Culture Posts You Can Pass Around For Instant Good Vibes

we censor zionist now?

81 Of The Funniest Pop Culture Posts You Can Pass Around For Instant Good Vibes

All I can think of is that my then BFF had such a top and a choker in 2001

sturmwesen • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

Toxic Neighbor Learns $437K Lesson After Destroying Historic Orchard, Loses Her Home In The Process

wasn't there a british pub, that had to be rebuilt?

Wife’s Suggestion Said In Anger Makes Husband Realize He Loves A Tombstone Too Much

I don't think it that they think, that they are heard, but that it's more about comfort, screaming in the void and sorta diary like "conversation".

105 Times People Hit The Jackpot While Dumpster Diving (New Pics)

In all seriousness: clean your fans and hairdryers.I do the hairdryers monthly and fans twice a year. it's a game changer for effectiveness and indoor air quality

sturmwesen • commented on 3 posts 2 days ago

33 Wholesome Posts About Men Defining Masculinity In Their Own Way

*cough* 4 backups (3€ each). they live in a commune in the pet closet edit: shipping cost was higher than the price for 2 bears- unless you bought 4, then it was free

33 Wholesome Posts About Men Defining Masculinity In Their Own Way

ProTip: order a backup. Lou once lost his Teddy and the drama was real. Of course a neighbour found Teddy, after we ordered backups, but still ...

69 “Comments You Can Hear” That Practically Read Themselves Out Loud

the memories, the horror ..

sturmwesen • commented on 7 posts 3 days ago

57 Hilariously Random Screenshots That Were Too Funny Not To Share (New Pics)

I might be open to a Suzuki Jimny...just saying.

103 Tattoo Fails That Are Impossible To Ignore (New Pics)

same

103 Tattoo Fails That Are Impossible To Ignore (New Pics)

or with the belly button as the throat

103 Tattoo Fails That Are Impossible To Ignore (New Pics)

it looks like a shoe

103 Tattoo Fails That Are Impossible To Ignore (New Pics)

looks like cristal Pepsi to me

"Swept Under The Carpet": 12 Rookie Mistakes That Transformed Into Tragedies That Stunned The World

what the... F.

Dad Gives Update After “Male Karen” Harassed Him For Helping His Daughter In Women's Restroom, Made Girl Cry

I have already said it on another plattform: as a woman I prefer them in the womens bathroom than him taking the girls to the mens.

sturmwesen • upvoted 13 items 8 hours ago

If You Need To Take A Mental Break, These 55 Posts Should Help You Decompress Like A Hot Bath

but ask them where the milk is...

If You Need To Take A Mental Break, These 55 Posts Should Help You Decompress Like A Hot Bath

And she's been doing so well lately 😕

Memories

If You Need To Take A Mental Break, These 55 Posts Should Help You Decompress Like A Hot Bath

But the sheet only covers the man up to his waist. Movies have special "L" shaped sheets.

If You Need To Take A Mental Break, These 55 Posts Should Help You Decompress Like A Hot Bath

103 Tattoo Fails That Are Impossible To Ignore (New Pics)

ok, I absolutely love this one!! Like something out of a Bob's Burgers Nightmare.

“There Was No Grass In Dinosaur Times”: 52 Facts That You Might Not Believe Are Actually True

if you then subtract their worth,... equity, and savings, and any other assets.

56 ER Patients Share The Mistakes That Sent Them To The Hospital

After that I hope the friend got rid of the microwave.

81 Of The Funniest Pop Culture Posts You Can Pass Around For Instant Good Vibes

Babies are more fun if you can hand them back when they start crying.

81 Of The Funniest Pop Culture Posts You Can Pass Around For Instant Good Vibes

My daughter goes au naturel The only person who's said anything to her was her grandpa, which is super inappropriate.

sturmwesen • upvoted 7 items 1 day ago

79 Houses So Weird People Couldn’t Believe They Were Actually For Sale

Its awful. And fabulous. All at once.

79 Houses So Weird People Couldn’t Believe They Were Actually For Sale

105 Times People Hit The Jackpot While Dumpster Diving (New Pics)

People d*e doing this.

105 Times People Hit The Jackpot While Dumpster Diving (New Pics)

A woman was found d**d after doing this. She was trapped and unable to pull herself out. It was in a very rural part of her town.

105 Times People Hit The Jackpot While Dumpster Diving (New Pics)

Check it carefully before using!! There is/was one of these automatic litter machines that were malfunctioning and some kitties got k1lled. :(

35 Celebrity Scandals So Unhinged They Almost Make Regular Problems Feel Manageable

For a lot of these, scandal is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

57 Heartwarming Posts From The Better Side Of The Internet

True, but it WOULD be possible for many more workplaces than allow it.

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