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Just a Panda trying to fill her mind with absurdities so the serious stuff can't infiltrate.

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sturmwesen • upvoted 6 items 14 minutes ago

Guy Refuses To Change Travel Plans To Accommodate Brother’s Kids, Family Drama Ensues

Sorry, no one is obligated to change their plans to give your kids a free vacation. Talk about delusionally entitled.

Guy Refuses To Change Travel Plans To Accommodate Brother’s Kids, Family Drama Ensues

Not OP's circus, not his monkeys. *No one* told bro to marry + have kids - they're his + wifey's responsibility. OP's 26 - he gets to do what *he* wants with his life. Hope he was able to move to Colorado.

Guy Refuses To Change Travel Plans To Accommodate Brother’s Kids, Family Drama Ensues

Sorry, no one is obligated to change their plans to give your kids a free vacation. Talk about delusionally entitled.

Guy Refuses To Change Travel Plans To Accommodate Brother’s Kids, Family Drama Ensues

You Probably Owned Something From This List Of 34 Cringey Nineties Trends

These got caught in your hair so easily and I always ended up stretching the springs trying to get it out.

You Probably Owned Something From This List Of 34 Cringey Nineties Trends

This writer has their decades all mixed up! 80’s, 90’s and early aughts!

22 Plastic Surgeries That Even Top Surgeons Would Refuse To Have Done On Themselves

Of course. You don't let children get a nose job either. But if you could temporarily halt its growth, you would.

45 Autopsy Experts Reveal Their Weirdest And Most Unique Finds: “There Was No Brain”

How could it have been prevented? They didn't find out about the condition until the autopsy....AFTER the baby dìed! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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sturmwesen • commented on 13 posts 11 hours ago

50 People Dazzle After Daring To Do Something Different With Their Hair (New Pics)

blonde makes him look like a comic villain

50 People Dazzle After Daring To Do Something Different With Their Hair (New Pics)

ahh I had this color with what I call a 60s flight attendant bob... it looked great but was a lot. Still remember the price of 90€ about 15 years ago😁

50 People Dazzle After Daring To Do Something Different With Their Hair (New Pics)

I did it in my teens/early twenties. It totally depends on your hair. Mine did ok back then with 2 colour removers followed by new color. It was a time when I dyed 1-2 times a month. I would not try that with my hair now, because it has changed since then.

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sturmwesen • upvoted 20 items 1 day ago

45 Autopsy Experts Reveal Their Weirdest And Most Unique Finds: “There Was No Brain”

And this is why abortion should be an option for all women. This embryo would never have survived birth and probably not to term. But the mother is supposed to deal with knowing the baby is going to die?

50 Memes That Might Make You Laugh So Hard You Forget What You Were Sad About

I can name a few people I'm a-okay with getting clubbed. Preferably in the head, repeatedly.

45 Autopsy Experts Reveal Their Weirdest And Most Unique Finds: “There Was No Brain”

50 Memes That Might Make You Laugh So Hard You Forget What You Were Sad About

I can name a few people I'm a-okay with getting clubbed. Preferably in the head, repeatedly.

50 Memes That Might Make You Laugh So Hard You Forget What You Were Sad About

Love it in movies when police chase suspect into some building and spread to look for the suspect, then suddenly radio chimes “suspect spotted in south west corner” and everybody knows which direction to speed off to immediatelly.

50 People Dazzle After Daring To Do Something Different With Their Hair (New Pics)

OP states: "I thought it was a great idea to dye my own hair black in the spring of 2020, and I've been stuck with it ever since.😭 Finally took the plunge and booked a colour appointment with my stylist. I went with with a ginger/copper and I an in love. 🫶🏻🧡 The whole process took 5 hours, but well-worth it I think. Thoughts?"

50 Shocking Photos That Highlight The Ongoing Doom And Gloom In The US (New Pics)

You don’t have “engaged” signs on bathroom stalls where you live???

50 People Dazzle After Daring To Do Something Different With Their Hair (New Pics)

I don't care for the updo of the shorter cut.

50 Shocking Photos That Highlight The Ongoing Doom And Gloom In The US (New Pics)

And Trump "mistakenly" fired all the scientists working on bird flu. Then begged them to come back. Great leadership there. And let's not ignore the fact that many egg suppliers are making record profits right now. So, the bird flu isn't the only thing sick going on here.

House Is A Mess And Husband Is Nowhere To Be Found When Wife Returns From Surgery, She’s Livid

Husband took a hike. OP should encourage him to take another one.

50 People Dazzle After Daring To Do Something Different With Their Hair (New Pics)

Get a ponytail like all the nurses.

50 People Dazzle After Daring To Do Something Different With Their Hair (New Pics)

The shave looks great! (IMHO, the weird broccoli hair trend seems to be everywhere...and maybe needs to just go.)

50 People Dazzle After Daring To Do Something Different With Their Hair (New Pics)

I like before.

50 Shocking Photos That Highlight The Ongoing Doom And Gloom In The US (New Pics)

You're missing the point. Its one of the many things he said he would do on his first day, and never did. Since 1/25 that price is cheap. You sound like a MAGA supporter, is your gas $1.98?

50 Shocking Photos That Highlight The Ongoing Doom And Gloom In The US (New Pics)

Trump was anti-Tik Tok. Until the day after he attended a fundraiser with the US's largest Tik Tok investor.

50 Memes That Might Make You Laugh So Hard You Forget What You Were Sad About

That and also where does your drink go?

50 Shocking Photos That Highlight The Ongoing Doom And Gloom In The US (New Pics)

Can we talk about a Mc Donalds that has Banana Bread.

50 Shocking Photos That Highlight The Ongoing Doom And Gloom In The US (New Pics)

Gun violence is out of control, and this is how we respond. SMH

Man Refuses To Enter Women’s Bathroom During GF’s “Nightmare” Situation, Begs Her Not To Leave Him

If you're wondering how men manage to to become adults and still think that normal bodily functions are too gross for them to have to deal with? The YTAs are intentionally raising boys this way.

Man Refuses To Enter Women’s Bathroom During GF’s “Nightmare” Situation, Begs Her Not To Leave Him

I really don't get the logic of those YTAs. Are there no female staff he could ask? Either way, there is absolutely nothing wrong in taking a woman's bag up to another woman and politely asking if she would take it in to the loos for his GF. Any initial concern a woman might have for someone speaking to her would dissipate immediately you explained the situation. I'm sure she would be happy to help and possibly impressed a man asked for help. If he really can't cope with that, how would he cope if he really had to step up and deal with a seriously embarrassing situation. He sounds very immature. Surely nobody could consider that to be some sort of perverted behaviour?

Man Refuses To Enter Women’s Bathroom During GF’s “Nightmare” Situation, Begs Her Not To Leave Him

There is no woman in the world who wouldn't understand a guy needing to go into the women's bathroom if his partner is in there having an emergency. If you're really afraid of making other people uncomfortable, then the least you could do is ask another woman to take the stuff inside. There really is no argument against doing either of these things.

Man Refuses To Enter Women’s Bathroom During GF’s “Nightmare” Situation, Begs Her Not To Leave Him

Imagine a guy standing outside the women's loos, and he's holding pads and tissues. Then he says, 'Please help. My girlfriend is inside, and needs these. Can you please take them in?' In this scenario, there is no way I'm going to think, 'What a creep/perv!' I'll be thinking 'What a lovely kind thing to do.'

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sturmwesen • commented on a post 1 day ago

Man Refuses To Enter Women’s Bathroom During GF’s “Nightmare” Situation, Begs Her Not To Leave Him

I propose a new bench mark: If you can't be bothered to organize TP or period products for your partner you are not ready for a relationship

sturmwesen • submitted a new post 1 week ago

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Spring Foto Compilation

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sturmwesen • commented on 13 posts 11 hours ago

You Probably Owned Something From This List Of 34 Cringey Nineties Trends

"Sprich mit der Hand... ", kommt gleich nach "Spiegel!"

You Probably Owned Something From This List Of 34 Cringey Nineties Trends

Didn't Britney wear it? It seems it was still around in the late 90s

You Probably Owned Something From This List Of 34 Cringey Nineties Trends

they are making a comeback

You Probably Owned Something From This List Of 34 Cringey Nineties Trends

I have 3 right now?

You Probably Owned Something From This List Of 34 Cringey Nineties Trends

My PE teacher Mrs Raum (about 1,55 m and 50-60 years) bounced around the equipment in these

You Probably Owned Something From This List Of 34 Cringey Nineties Trends

ouch

Husband Body Shames Wife Before Photo Shoot, Gets Wrecked For It Online

When she decided to go to a shooting she propably felt ok with her body and backtracked only *after* he told her she might NOT be ok with it.

44 Times Tourists Stepped Over All Boundaries Of Human Decency (New Pics)

50 Memes That Might Make You Laugh So Hard You Forget What You Were Sad About

it's a box, but yes

50 Memes That Might Make You Laugh So Hard You Forget What You Were Sad About

Try finding the remote

50 People Dazzle After Daring To Do Something Different With Their Hair (New Pics)

blonde makes him look like a comic villain

50 People Dazzle After Daring To Do Something Different With Their Hair (New Pics)

ahh I had this color with what I call a 60s flight attendant bob... it looked great but was a lot. Still remember the price of 90€ about 15 years ago😁

50 People Dazzle After Daring To Do Something Different With Their Hair (New Pics)

sturmwesen • commented on a post 1 day ago

Man Refuses To Enter Women’s Bathroom During GF’s “Nightmare” Situation, Begs Her Not To Leave Him

I propose a new bench mark: If you can't be bothered to organize TP or period products for your partner you are not ready for a relationship

sturmwesen • commented on 5 posts 2 days ago

“My Dad’s Truck Didn’t Randomly Break Down”: 40 People Spill Their Dirtiest Secrets

Na.. why deconstruct a bridge if you never want to use it again? Safe your time and energy and let others smash it

See If You Can Get The Titles Right Of These 28 Songs You’ve Definitely Heard Before

same

“Reasons My Friends Hate Me”: Hilariously Relatable Comics By Aylia Colwell (33 New Pics)

all three were annoying, but Spike was funny at least

40 Cringy Times People Were So Blinded By Nostalgia, They Got Mocked Online (New Pics)

because you are caught up in your daily grind/problems

30 People Whose Transformations Took A Very Unexpected Turn

dapper...

sturmwesen • commented on a post 3 days ago

Bride-To-Be Refuses To Wear MIL’s Wedding Dress, Her Fiancé Keeps Nagging Until She Snaps

ughh

sturmwesen • upvoted 20 items 3 hours ago

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Running... if you ever see me running, then you should too.

Guy Refuses To Change Travel Plans To Accommodate Brother’s Kids, Family Drama Ensues

Sorry, no one is obligated to change their plans to give your kids a free vacation. Talk about delusionally entitled.

45 Autopsy Experts Reveal Their Weirdest And Most Unique Finds: “There Was No Brain”

How could it have been prevented? They didn't find out about the condition until the autopsy....AFTER the baby dìed! 🤦🏻‍♀️

You Probably Owned Something From This List Of 34 Cringey Nineties Trends

This writer has their decades all mixed up! 80’s, 90’s and early aughts!

You Probably Owned Something From This List Of 34 Cringey Nineties Trends

These got caught in your hair so easily and I always ended up stretching the springs trying to get it out.

Mood Rings

Husband Body Shames Wife Before Photo Shoot, Gets Wrecked For It Online

Wow. I'm 5 ft. Back when I weight 110 I was tiny. I was told all the time I needed to gain weight. I shopped in the children's section. I once bought a spring dress from the girl's department for a college formal. She's 5'1 and 107 and has "extra meat"? I don't think so. Also, the boudoir photos are all about promoting self-esteem. I had them done after having thyorid surgery. I weighed considerably more than 110 by that point, and I'd had THREE kids. I found a photographer that was super positive and uplifting and wanted every woman to feel s**y. She had her own hair/make-up person, and they suggested bringing several outfits and that they'd help put it all together. We did several different looks and poses. It was one of the most positive experiences I've ever had. I felt incredibly confident and s**y. I love how the photos turned out--even though I'm not model thin, or super toned. It was one of the best things I've ever done for my self-esteem.

Husband Body Shames Wife Before Photo Shoot, Gets Wrecked For It Online

Even if you assume that he is being 100% honest about his concerns for her and about her being healthier when she was a few pounds lighter, he's still the ahole. Because no matter how gently he said it, that sentiment is at least as likely to trigger her to spiral back into an ED as the photos - posed, shot, and touched up by a professional - could ever be.

Husband Body Shames Wife Before Photo Shoot, Gets Wrecked For It Online

OP, you can't take your words back. You both need counseling. She was doing fine until you thought she had to return to prebirth weight. Many women can't do that safely. People change as they age and go through life's experiences. Grow. Up!

22 Plastic Surgeries That Even Top Surgeons Would Refuse To Have Done On Themselves

Of course. You don't let children get a nose job either. But if you could temporarily halt its growth, you would.

44 Times Tourists Stepped Over All Boundaries Of Human Decency (New Pics)

I think in some places, if you leave your towel or anything else to reserve, then don't show up after a short while, the staff will take it away for people to actually use them

44 Times Tourists Stepped Over All Boundaries Of Human Decency (New Pics)

Bad parenting

44 Times Tourists Stepped Over All Boundaries Of Human Decency (New Pics)

"We came for the history, and all they did was harp about the past!"

50 Shocking Photos That Highlight The Ongoing Doom And Gloom In The US (New Pics)

You're missing the point. Its one of the many things he said he would do on his first day, and never did. Since 1/25 that price is cheap. You sound like a MAGA supporter, is your gas $1.98?

50 Shocking Photos That Highlight The Ongoing Doom And Gloom In The US (New Pics)

You don’t have “engaged” signs on bathroom stalls where you live???

50 Shocking Photos That Highlight The Ongoing Doom And Gloom In The US (New Pics)

Trump was anti-Tik Tok. Until the day after he attended a fundraiser with the US's largest Tik Tok investor.

50 Shocking Photos That Highlight The Ongoing Doom And Gloom In The US (New Pics)

Can we talk about a Mc Donalds that has Banana Bread.

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