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Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 4 hours ago

Woman Banned From Annual Camping Trip After “Honest Mistake” Nearly Cost Friends’ Lives

You cannot outrun a bear. Luckily, you only have to outrun the slowest person in your group. I am not above tripping people if necessary.

Devin Schmitt • upvoted an item 20 hours ago

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

And it should land directly in a fryer too

Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 2 days ago

50 Times Clueless People Surprised Others With Their Stupidity (New Pics)

I am highly medicated for ADHD. Without the meds, my life is an unmitigated disaster.

Devin Schmitt • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

50 Animal And Nature Memes, As Shared By Members Of This Popular Facebook Group

How was this not censured?

50 Animal And Nature Memes, As Shared By Members Of This Popular Facebook Group

Most days?

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

People Share 38 Incidents That Made Them Realize That Their Partner Was Not, In Fact, ‘The One’

After reading some of his comments on other Reddit posts, with his anti-trans, cishet supremacy and basic homophobia, along with his misogynistic take on life (Japanese women because they’re demure & submissive?!?), I don’t like who is is now, either.

50 Times Mechanics Were Left Speechless By What Just Rolled Into Their Shop (Best Of All Time)

Oh, a Darwin-Award-Club member tag.

People Share 38 Incidents That Made Them Realize That Their Partner Was Not, In Fact, ‘The One’

50 Times Mechanics Were Left Speechless By What Just Rolled Into Their Shop (Best Of All Time)

Oh, a Darwin-Award-Club member tag.

The Aluminum Foil Is Stuck Like This

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Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 1 week ago

46 Pics That Might Satisfy Your Craving For Knowledge, As Shared On The "Interesting Images" Page

We were just there last week.

Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

30 Times Memes Were Spot-On About Toxic Jobs, As Shared In This Dedicated Online Group

Should we explain how averages work?

Devin Schmitt • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

50 Must-See Historical Images That Reveal The Curious Realities Of The Past

Mum was a punch card puncher. We used to have stacks of used and reject ones to draw on.

Devin Schmitt • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

samgag94 reply

When they tell you about a problem, they don’t want a logical solution, they want emotional support.

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 7 items 1 month ago

Swimminginsarcasm reply

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow (European) is roughly 11m/s or 24 mph.

50 Interesting Historical Pictures That Might Teach You Something New About Our World

I came for the upvoting

Swimminginsarcasm reply

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow (European) is roughly 11m/s or 24 mph.

50 Interesting Historical Pictures That Might Teach You Something New About Our World

I came for the upvoting

“What’s Something Your Family Raised You Doing That You Later Learnt Was Really Weird?” (45 Answers)

Wrong chili BP

People Suggest New Names For Badly Named Things And These 50 Make So Much More Sense

No. The whole terminology is naval: e.g., both are commanded by a Captain; consequently airports in all languages are air-port or air-harbor. The big difference is that a ship and a plane can go anywhere in the world, and historically both required the same navigation and weather forecasting skills; a train is super fixed in trajectory & disregards weather.

“Still Haunts Me To This Day”: 26 People Reveal Their Darkest Secrets

The wrong person in custardy since 1986? Shame. Did you flan it that way, or did it just jel(lo)?

"What Is Currently In Its 'Golden Age', But Not Enough People Know About It?" (40 Answers)

One of the reasons for this is vaccines.Get your kids vaccinated..It will protect them and children who genuinely cannot get vaccinated due to allergies or immunodeficiency diseases.Hooray for vaccines!

Someone Asks Zookeepers "What Are Zoo Secrets That People Wouldn’t Believe?", Gets 21 Replies

Worst. Rehab. Ever.

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Devin Schmitt • commented on 11 posts 1 month ago

40 Pics Of Malfunctioning Cats That Made People Wonder "What's Wrong With My Cat?" (New Pics)

He's taking your measure

40 Pics Of Malfunctioning Cats That Made People Wonder "What's Wrong With My Cat?" (New Pics)

Same.

“I Was Livid”: Man Puts Himself In Financial Jeopardy With $87K Truck, GF Refuses To Move In Anymore

I did this, and it almost destroyed our marriage. It put us in debt for years. Our first Christmas together, living over 1,000 miles from our home state, I decided to get everything on my wife's dream list. I spent over $20,000 (in 1988), running up debt like there was no tomorrow. Huge regret now, but we got through it. I'm incredibly lucky she didn't kick me out.

30 Women Who Go Out Of Their Way To Keep The Humor Alive In Their Marriages

Where are the nut-free snacks?

30 Women Who Go Out Of Their Way To Keep The Humor Alive In Their Marriages

Everybody. It sucks.

30 Times People Online Were Doing Something They Thought Was Harmless Only To Find Out It Wasn’t

You wear a bike helmet while boating?

50 Dogs That Are Absolute Units And Don't Know How Big They Are (New Pics)

Could be the reason he's in the bed. Doggo accidentally sat on him.

“He Never Came Back”: 40 Things People Know They Saw But Don’t Have Any Proof Of

Depression hits everything.

50 Epic Times Food Didn't Disappoint (New Pics)

...add the zest from one lemon...

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Devin Schmitt • upvoted 6 items 2 months ago

50 Funny Posts From People Who've Mastered Living By Themselves

Yes, but I got thrown out of the laundrymatt.

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

So the universe isn't picking on me. It's picking on everyone. It's nice not to feel special for once.

50 Funny Posts From People Who've Mastered Living By Themselves

Yes, but I got thrown out of the laundrymatt.

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

So the universe isn't picking on me. It's picking on everyone. It's nice not to feel special for once.

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

There's a scientific reason for this. As the heated air from the fire rises, air rushes in from all sides to replace that heated air. You obstruct that air. The smoke flows towards where there is the least air rushing inwards to blow it up and away.

Funny-Relatable-Life-Memes

Hungry-Food-Memes

35 Of The Funniest Posts From The “Meme Queen” Instagram Account

Of course, doesn't everyone?

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Devin Schmitt • commented on 4 posts 2 months ago

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

Everyone, but especially you. :)

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

Lies! Smoke follows beauty!

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

Everyone, but especially you. :)

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

Lies! Smoke follows beauty!

“Wait A Minute”: 50 Of The Best ‘Wait What’ Moments, As Shared By This Dedicated Community

It's not lost, it's right there!

32 Times AI Didn't Understand The Assignment And Created Hilariously Weird Images

Where's the Guns?

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Devin Schmitt • submitted a new post 2 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Worst Example Of An Upsell?

Devin Schmitt • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Worst Example Of An Upsell?

Devin Schmitt • submitted a list addition 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Do People Say To You That You Think Is Annoying But It's Completely Normalized? (Closed)

Devin Schmitt • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Superpower, And The First Person Commenting Below You Will Pick A Side Effect!

Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 4 hours ago

Woman Banned From Annual Camping Trip After “Honest Mistake” Nearly Cost Friends’ Lives

You cannot outrun a bear. Luckily, you only have to outrun the slowest person in your group. I am not above tripping people if necessary.

Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 2 days ago

50 Times Clueless People Surprised Others With Their Stupidity (New Pics)

I am highly medicated for ADHD. Without the meds, my life is an unmitigated disaster.

Devin Schmitt • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

50 Animal And Nature Memes, As Shared By Members Of This Popular Facebook Group

How was this not censured?

50 Animal And Nature Memes, As Shared By Members Of This Popular Facebook Group

Most days?

Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 1 week ago

46 Pics That Might Satisfy Your Craving For Knowledge, As Shared On The "Interesting Images" Page

We were just there last week.

Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

30 Times Memes Were Spot-On About Toxic Jobs, As Shared In This Dedicated Online Group

Should we explain how averages work?

Devin Schmitt • commented on 11 posts 1 month ago

50 Bits Of Unsolicited Advice That May Be The Thing You Need To Hear Today

What?

50 Bits Of Unsolicited Advice That May Be The Thing You Need To Hear Today

Why?

40 Pics Of Malfunctioning Cats That Made People Wonder "What's Wrong With My Cat?" (New Pics)

He's taking your measure

40 Pics Of Malfunctioning Cats That Made People Wonder "What's Wrong With My Cat?" (New Pics)

Same.

“I Was Livid”: Man Puts Himself In Financial Jeopardy With $87K Truck, GF Refuses To Move In Anymore

30 Women Who Go Out Of Their Way To Keep The Humor Alive In Their Marriages

Where are the nut-free snacks?

30 Women Who Go Out Of Their Way To Keep The Humor Alive In Their Marriages

Everybody. It sucks.

30 Times People Online Were Doing Something They Thought Was Harmless Only To Find Out It Wasn’t

You wear a bike helmet while boating?

50 Dogs That Are Absolute Units And Don't Know How Big They Are (New Pics)

Could be the reason he's in the bed. Doggo accidentally sat on him.

“He Never Came Back”: 40 Things People Know They Saw But Don’t Have Any Proof Of

Depression hits everything.

50 Epic Times Food Didn't Disappoint (New Pics)

...add the zest from one lemon...

Devin Schmitt • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

Everyone, but especially you. :)

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

Lies! Smoke follows beauty!

“Wait A Minute”: 50 Of The Best ‘Wait What’ Moments, As Shared By This Dedicated Community

It's not lost, it's right there!

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 2 items 7 hours ago

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

And it should land directly in a fryer too

The Aluminum Foil Is Stuck Like This

Devin Schmitt • upvoted an item 5 days ago

People Share 38 Incidents That Made Them Realize That Their Partner Was Not, In Fact, ‘The One’

Devin Schmitt • upvoted an item 1 week ago

50 Times Mechanics Were Left Speechless By What Just Rolled Into Their Shop (Best Of All Time)

Oh, a Darwin-Award-Club member tag.

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 3 items 3 weeks ago

samgag94 reply

When they tell you about a problem, they don’t want a logical solution, they want emotional support.

Swimminginsarcasm reply

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow (European) is roughly 11m/s or 24 mph.

50 Must-See Historical Images That Reveal The Curious Realities Of The Past

Mum was a punch card puncher. We used to have stacks of used and reject ones to draw on.

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 6 items 1 month ago

50 Interesting Historical Pictures That Might Teach You Something New About Our World

I came for the upvoting

People Suggest New Names For Badly Named Things And These 50 Make So Much More Sense

“What’s Something Your Family Raised You Doing That You Later Learnt Was Really Weird?” (45 Answers)

Wrong chili BP

“Still Haunts Me To This Day”: 26 People Reveal Their Darkest Secrets

The wrong person in custardy since 1986? Shame. Did you flan it that way, or did it just jel(lo)?

"What Is Currently In Its 'Golden Age', But Not Enough People Know About It?" (40 Answers)

Someone Asks Zookeepers "What Are Zoo Secrets That People Wouldn’t Believe?", Gets 21 Replies

Worst. Rehab. Ever.

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 7 items 2 months ago

50 Funny Posts From People Who've Mastered Living By Themselves

Yes, but I got thrown out of the laundrymatt.

Hungry-Food-Memes

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

So the universe isn't picking on me. It's picking on everyone. It's nice not to feel special for once.

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

Funny-Relatable-Life-Memes

35 Of The Funniest Posts From The “Meme Queen” Instagram Account

Of course, doesn't everyone?

Hilarious-Funny-Memes

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