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SchadenFreudian Psychology • commented on 17 posts 1 week ago

29 Mind-Bending Dilemmas That’ll Challenge Your Morals – Vote Now & See Where You Stand

Another one that tends to happen IRL.

29 Mind-Bending Dilemmas That’ll Challenge Your Morals – Vote Now & See Where You Stand

It’s already happened for me.

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

Oh, come on. Why not??

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

The library in a nudist colony.

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

If you see someone stealing necessities like diapers or formula, no you didn’t.

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

But what if I want to become Spiderman?

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

That’s why I want this sign; maybe people will leave me alone!

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

Well, it’s not like they have Tupperware and a refrigerator.

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

First thing I thought of was the band. Do you come from the land down under? 🇦🇺🦘🐨

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

Spiderman underwear in adult sizes? Do they have a women’s version? 😄

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

This should be #1.

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SchadenFreudian Psychology • upvoted 23 items 1 week ago

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

I remember that as Groucho Marx… but I may be wrong 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

"Twister", the movie has a flying 🐄. Not sure where she was deposited.

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

I remember that as Groucho Marx… but I may be wrong 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

"Twister", the movie has a flying 🐄. Not sure where she was deposited.

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

There's a sign for a Veterans Administration Medical office on the fence of a national cemetery near where I live. The office is across the street from the cemetery

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

Scene from the new Babar movie…

Morgan Freeman's Scathing Comments About Trump Bring His Felonies Back Into The Spotlight

So, this is a reminder; technically, Trump's felony convictions invalidate his presidency, and here's why: one of the roles of POTUS is Commander-in-Chief of the US military. That's a military position. And convicted felons aren't allowed to serve in the military. Therefore, his convictions mean that he is not qualified for the role, and MUST be removed.

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

Wonderful. First big laugh of the day!

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

That looks like Samira Wiley (Handmaid's Tale, Orange is the New Black, etc.).

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

If we're not just here for the money, what else are you offering?

Morgan Freeman's Scathing Comments About Trump Bring His Felonies Back Into The Spotlight

That there's even any sort of debate as to whether a convicted felon should be president or not, shows how broken this country has become.

Morgan Freeman's Scathing Comments About Trump Bring His Felonies Back Into The Spotlight

Not the U.S. Our government and a portion of our population, yes, but the vast majority of us are completely against what's been happening. And now we're in another "war" in the middle east, yay. I want a bómb to land on trash and his cabinet.

Morgan Freeman's Scathing Comments About Trump Bring His Felonies Back Into The Spotlight

"We all saw how people vote when celebs tell them how to vote". How ironic that the Trumpster Fire sees himself as the ultimate celebrity. He got a taste of it when NBC let him host "The Apprentice" (14 seasons! so lucrative...). He loved it so much that he continues to play the "harsh but fair" host in his role as president, surrounding himself with sycophant apprentices in his cabinet, while commenting on / maligning other celebrities at regular intervals in a way that is unworthy of his office.

Morgan Freeman's Scathing Comments About Trump Bring His Felonies Back Into The Spotlight

USA appears to be completely morally bankrupt. "The land of the Free, and Home of the Brave" - complete hog wash.

Morgan Freeman's Scathing Comments About Trump Bring His Felonies Back Into The Spotlight

i respect him......i have never, nor will ever respect Trump , the vile, evil, stupid bigot!

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

What about croquet?

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

I've heard of nüde beaches, but nüde libraries?? Must be rough in the children's section.

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

Can I guess where you're from?🤔 #coughs# The US....

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

Good point, Dollar General. Sure, birth control methods do fail, which is why there's the morning after pill. For birth control method failures that aren't as "easy" to deduce as a broken c0nd0m, there's abortion. Uh, wait... sorry. That option no longer exists due to a group of men forcing their religious beliefs upon an entire nation.

Morgan Freeman's Scathing Comments About Trump Bring His Felonies Back Into The Spotlight

I have loved Morgan Freeman since his days on Electric Company in the early 70s and I love him to this day. A very intelligent man with a golden voice.

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

I still have memories of being in my father's favorite pub and watching all the men immediately react when the phone rang.

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

Ah, come on. I'm a good boi.

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

Bret Sander: we've just had a byelection here in England - Gorton and Denton. Plumber, gas fitter, and plasterer Hannah Spencer won for the Green Party. She's been making a living from her business 'Hannah’s Household Plumbing' since 2015. Link follows. When I've seen power line workers working, they've been so high up, so far away, and so covered in protective gear it's been impossible to figure out what s3x they might be.

50 Funny Text Message Exchanges That Might Have You Giggling

Made some habanero mango. Not for the faint of heart.

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29 Mind-Bending Dilemmas That’ll Challenge Your Morals – Vote Now & See Where You Stand

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SchadenFreudian Psychology • submitted a new post 5 months ago

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SchadenFreudian Psychology • submitted 3 list additions 3 weeks ago

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Hey Pandas, If You Had Any Power, What Would It Be?

Hey Pandas, What Is A Book You Would Never Recommend Reading?

SchadenFreudian Psychology • submitted 2 list additions 2 months ago

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Hey Pandas, If You Could Live Anywhere In The World, Where Would It Be And Why?

SchadenFreudian Psychology • submitted 2 list additions 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A Small Inconvenience That Irritates You More Than It Should?

Hey Pandas, If You Were Stuck In A Time Loop With Zero Consequences, What Would You Do?

SchadenFreudian Psychology • submitted 13 list additions 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's One Thing You Regret The Most?

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SchadenFreudian Psychology • commented on 17 posts 1 week ago

“How Does Your Brain Really Work?”: Unlock Your Default Mode In 29 Questions

Realist? Maybe. 🤷🏻‍♀️

50 Funny Text Message Exchanges That Might Have You Giggling

The Cars? Awesome!

50 Funny Text Message Exchanges That Might Have You Giggling

4/20. 😏

50 Funny Text Message Exchanges That Might Have You Giggling

To use the alarm function.

50 Funny Text Message Exchanges That Might Have You Giggling

Roses are red, violets are blue, everyone sùcks except for you.

50 Funny Text Message Exchanges That Might Have You Giggling

But all cats think they’re lions.

29 Mind-Bending Dilemmas That’ll Challenge Your Morals – Vote Now & See Where You Stand

Another one that tends to happen IRL.

29 Mind-Bending Dilemmas That’ll Challenge Your Morals – Vote Now & See Where You Stand

It’s already happened for me.

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

Oh, come on. Why not??

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

The library in a nudist colony.

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

If you see someone stealing necessities like diapers or formula, no you didn’t.

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

But what if I want to become Spiderman?

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

That’s why I want this sign; maybe people will leave me alone!

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

Well, it’s not like they have Tupperware and a refrigerator.

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

First thing I thought of was the band. Do you come from the land down under? 🇦🇺🦘🐨

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

Spiderman underwear in adult sizes? Do they have a women’s version? 😄

50 Public Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

This should be #1.

SchadenFreudian Psychology • commented on 3 posts 3 weeks ago

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Schaden’s house: “edibles”. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Are In Need Of Their Daily Dose Of Laughter

Why didn’t God just make people unable to sin in the first place?

50 Hilarious Text Conversations People Were Smart Enough To Screenshot And Share

😂😂

SchadenFreudian Psychology • upvoted 20 items 1 week ago

Animals, Cats

After Saving One Stray Kitten, He Made It His Mission To Help As Many Animals As Possible

“How Does Your Brain Really Work?”: Unlock Your Default Mode In 29 Questions

My default is maladaptive daydreaming

“How Does Your Brain Really Work?”: Unlock Your Default Mode In 29 Questions

Lost me on the first question, how is there no "no chance am I leaving my house" option?

“How Does Your Brain Really Work?”: Unlock Your Default Mode In 29 Questions

The Realist Your feet stay planted even when everyone else floats dreamily by. You see the world as it is, warts and wonders alike, and make practical choices that keep wheels turning. Calm in turbulence, you’re the friend who remembers umbrellas and chargers. While some chase the grand vision, you secure the foundation so dreams can stand. Sensible does not mean dull — it means reliably ready for whatever comes next.

“How Does Your Brain Really Work?”: Unlock Your Default Mode In 29 Questions

And still BP has no "None of the above" options.

“How Does Your Brain Really Work?”: Unlock Your Default Mode In 29 Questions

I'm apparently a Realist but most of these options are just work/career oriented, rather than everyday life stuff. I opted for the alarm clock & water option for the nightstand one, yet I have a lamp, 3 crime novels, a box of tissues and my phone, sometimes chocolate biscuits if I'm having an early night reading in bed. Oh, and at least 1 cat.

Relationships

“How Does Your Brain Really Work?”: Unlock Your Default Mode In 29 Questions

Social Issues, Society

People Discuss How Beauty Standards For Women Are Used Against Them And Are Getting Harder To Achieve

50 Funny Text Message Exchanges That Might Have You Giggling

Most of these are clearly fake, and not at all funny

50 Funny Text Message Exchanges That Might Have You Giggling

Time to move past these I think.

Funny

50 Funny Text Message Exchanges That Might Have You Giggling

Some more than others.

50 Funny Text Message Exchanges That Might Have You Giggling

Aren't all humans apes and primates

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50 Funny Text Message Exchanges That Might Have You Giggling

That is a Hancock county Mississippi area code I do know that cause I grew up there lol

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50 Funny Text Message Exchanges That Might Have You Giggling

😑 unamused

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