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Thinking of taking a trip somewhere? Then you might not want to fly United Airlines. Not unless you want to get your ass kicked that is. Because as you might already be aware, the airline is currently weathering a storm of controversy after disturbing video footage emerged of them violently removing a man from an overbooked flight from Chicago to Louisville, US.

The video shows the man refusing to disembark the aircraft after United announced that four people had to give up their seats. Despite declaring that he was a doctor who had patients to attend to, the airline had law enforcement wrestle the man from his seat before dragging him bruised and bloodied off the plane. Since then, the internet has been ruthlessly trolling United Airlines with funny tweets and memes. Scroll down to see some of our favorites, and feel free to add to the list!

#1

Southwest Airline's New Slogan

Southwest Airline's New Slogan

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John L
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not That's some Serious competition, and done with a positive highlight. I love it!

Stille20
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Noooooo... that's so wrong... why am I laughing

Frances Christian
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I ♥ Southwest! Always a great flight.

Jonna Cecilia Svensson
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha, quick thinking! Is it real? Love it!

Helping Panda
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not real. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/64n4gv/southwest_airlines_new_slogan/

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VikRam Arya
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://youtu.be/5dsQjF5kQVs The real video though

Spencer Wass
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Their stock is kicking a*s too!!

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    #2

    You Know It's Bad News When A Porn Site Shames You

    You Know It's Bad News When A Porn Site Shames You

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the sewer is kicking United out of their lofty place, lol.

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know it's bad when the rats are the heros

    teh furbeh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This here worst, most disgusting and evil thing ever to exists on the internet. Still better than United.

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    #3

    While People Are Getting Violently Removed Of An United Flight , I Got Upgraded To Business Class On A Emirates Flight When My Flight Got Overbooked

    While People Are Getting Violently Removed Of An United Flight , I Got Upgraded To Business Class On A Emirates Flight When My Flight Got Overbooked

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how viral marketing works...

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rewarding others for YOUR screw-ups is far better than punishing them, right United?!

    Jonna Cecilia Svensson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's how you do it folks... Happy customers is what makes a company money in the long run!

    Jens Vester
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried the same from HAM to DBX with Emirates.. economy class was overbooked so 'pushed against will:-)' to Busines Class :-)

    Zarah Syeed Ali
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    United Airlines can't do that 'coz they don't want (your) BUSINESS and they don't have CLASS.

    Sweep the Leg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flying business on Emirates! That's the dream!!!

    Allison Watson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the way it should work when Customer care is number one. Same happened to us on a Virgin Atlantic flight.

    Jespren Ray
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amenities look moce, but am I the only one that thinks that chair looks incredibly uncomfortable? Maybe it's just the angle.

    Tracey Hall
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great wish I was that lucky, it really is only the able who get up graded. One plus being disabled not pulled off planes or asked to leave.

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    #4

    United: Eeny Meeny Miny Mo

    United: Eeny Meeny Miny Mo

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    Alan Sabarillo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Asian guy is IT! (Again)

    Anja Henriksen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm completely disgusted by U.A. but that made me laugh out loud :D

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    Dale Free
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eenie meeny, Minh mo. Lucille will pick which one will go. If she picks you, you won't like it. Suggest you run , or Neagan spikes it. ☠️

    JustRoz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious. Think I'll take my sheleile with my in my next flight 😎

    M Diane Mattson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    United you are so sick! As is this clip!!!!

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where there's Lucile there's a vacated seat!

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    #5

    United Airlines Logic

    United Airlines Logic

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keeping that in mind, your overbooking problems should be solved United.

    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You dont have to worry about overbooking, id you DONT OVERBOOK!

    Maria Cannizzaro
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HAVE A SUGGESTION FOR UNITED......INSTEAD OF CHECKING THE LUGGAGE, WHY NOT CHECK IN THE PASSENGERS AND PLACE THE LUGGAGE IN THE CABIN. NO NEED FOR FLIGHT ATTENDANTS, FOOD ETC. THE LUGGAGE CAN'T FIGHT. PROBLEM SOLVED. INFINITELY MUCH CHEAPER.

    Michèle Gyselinck
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right. If they keep this up, overbooking will be a thing of the past because the company will be history.

    Clarence Stringer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂no s**t dumb asses..corporate exec bafoon

    Chelle Snail
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serves you right, United! :) Ha ha ha

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    #6

    Pepsi And United Airlines, Bringing People Together

    Pepsi And United Airlines, Bringing People Together

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    Maisa Chaves
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHA this one should be up in first

    Valdis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is Pep.. Why was Pepsi most hated company ?

    Alex Ramirez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    http://mashable.com/2017/04/05/pepsi-pulls-kendall-jenner-ad/#X5KcoSj2Siqp

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    Atul Bhushan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Copied from https://twitter.com/HappeningBabua/status/851657571853156353

    Antonio Jimenez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, Snap. I can feel a beating coming here.

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    #7

    Since United Needs Some Clarifying

    Since United Needs Some Clarifying

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    Lilya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, even the dictionary is reacting!

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously you've never been in the military before, have you? :D

    Catherine Stern O'Brien
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that is true about what volunteer means. What a horrible stunt United pulled on this passenger. It was sheer brutality. United has some further explanation that is needed in this instance. You can't treat customers this way and get away with it!

    Pamela Chang
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Merriam-Webster dictionary app just moved to home screen on my cellphone from hiding somewhere i can't even find.

    Daisey Clover
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not enough seating get ready for a beating

    Chris Topolinski
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being told to volunteer has a military term... Voluntold

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    #8

    It All Makes Sense Now

    It All Makes Sense Now

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    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scary how a 70's parody movie becomes true!

    Noah Pearson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs to have more...you know "GET OFF THE F##KING PLANE!!". Then some B##ch slaps.

    Kim Cortez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually expecting for more xx

    Hilarious
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Airplane" movie is a classic!! Leslie Nielsen was so funny, may he rest in peace :)

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    #9

    Let's Hope This Flight Is Overbooked Too

    Let's Hope This Flight Is Overbooked Too

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    Bunny de Ausen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You bet they're liberals! Who else has the self righteousness to do that.

    Donna Van Avery
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    leave the door open and hope for the best!!!!

    Spencer Wass
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, throw that bastard out....forever!

    Linda Renk
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop disrespecting our President.

    teh furbeh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop thinking he is worthy to be respected.

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    Gayle Briggs
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't need it....he has his own jet......unlike Diane Sevenay and those making ugly comments below! #HATERS

    Olivia W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I follow that account as well

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    #10

    Meanwhile Over At United Costumer Service Desk

    Meanwhile Over At United Costumer Service Desk

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    Martin Mcleish
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am very very disappointed at how i was treated on the phone today.......by United Airlines. After seeing a video clip on the news i phoned them up, and i was polite and courteous, and asked if i could please get a price on how much it would cost to get my brother in law beaten up and dragged screaming off a plane. I even tried to explain to them that he was an obnoxious drunk and it would be best to get him early . I received very poor service in my opinion, so i shall not deal with them any further 

    Antonio Jimenez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new face of United. This is the Off-Boarding staff.

    Echo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too ashamed of what they did to show their face in public.

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they now recruiting ISIS members into law enforcement?

    Wendy Yim
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how many seconds it'll take for their customer service line to hang up on a*s if i say the word "Asian"......

    Francis Tan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OVER BOOKING PASSENGER PURGING ELITE SQUAD

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    #11

    Yo Adrian!

    Yo Adrian!

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    Danielle Nyssen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel terrible for this but out of all the posts this one made me laugh. :(

    Sue Z Q
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't gonna be no rematch!

    #12

    The First Rule Of United Airlines

    The First Rule Of United Airlines

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .......and we are looking for volunteers.

    Royce Boyd
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first rule of United is you don't talk about United.

    Andrii Ilchenko
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Please, have your seats at Fist Class".

    Pickles Driver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhhh you're not suppose to talk about it!!

    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .......and what is the first rule of fight club??

    Nicklas Linder
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SSHH!!! You're not supposed to talk about this!!!!

    Boomer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is your first time flying with us...

    Onthe Wall
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot about the 2 rules. 1 NEVER TALK ABOUT UNITED AIRLINES DIS-EMBARKING & 2 NEVER TALK ABOUT UNITED AIRLINES DIS-EMBARKING.

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    #13

    4 Out Of 5

    4 Out Of 5

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG :D:D:D:D I had to laugh way too hard about this. It's actually not a funny matter, but...

    Sue Z Q
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other four probably get most of their patients from United.

    Eva Grove
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! I burst out laughing so abruptly I scared the dog out of his nap!

    Michèle Gyselinck
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do? Why? To get rich off a colleague's being abused?

    Tina Stephens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm literally laughing so hard I can't breathe. Tears flowing and my digging barking at me thinking something is wrong.

    Susan Escano
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh this is ridiculously funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    #14

    Actually ...

    Actually ...

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    Shawn McGovern
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This fact, which tends to get overlooked, makes their actions all the more heinous.

    Wendy Yim
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they were overbooked so they force random passengers off and put their employees can fly, its total BS

    Tracey Hall
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try getting people before they board, so much better.

    Michèle Gyselinck
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, right, A*****E. I hope he sues your pants off.

    Erin Joiner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true, yes, but it's because the crew needed to fly another flight out of the destination city. They weren't just flying for fun or a vacation, it was so they could crew a different flight and it happens all the time and it's absolutely a necessary thing (though the way they treated the passenger was obviously not okay... they should have offered more money to find volunteers).

    Antonio Jimenez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta stay true to your peeps. Aint nutting but a "G" (United) thing baby.

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    #15

    "Sorry, We're Overbooked"

    "Sorry, We're Overbooked"

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    Kristi Zoebelein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, not cool. This is literally a photo of someone dying.

    Ringo Starkey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This IS a photo of someone dying. In 1970, Keith Sapsford, a 14-year-old boy, died after falling from the wheel-well of a Tokyo-bound Japan Air Lines DC-8 taking off from the Kingsford Smith Airport at Sydney, Australia. John Gilpin, an amateur photographer, was testing his new camera lens as the plane took off and unwittingly caught Keith Sapsford’s 200 foot plunge to death. You don't need literally.

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    Jenny Jozwiak
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops. I did chuckle at this. I guess I am a horrible person...I wonder if United Airlines is hiring?

    Kirk Saint
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this should be removed children falling to their death IS NOT FUNNY !!!!!!

    Susan Escano
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... amazing

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    #16

    New Photo Of United Airlines Asking For Volunteers To Deplane

    New Photo Of United Airlines Asking For Volunteers To Deplane

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    #17

    This Isn't United

    This Isn't United

    XplodingUnicorn Report

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    #18

    Often Overlooked Options

    Often Overlooked Options

    gilbertjasono Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG ... at work... trying not to crack up loudly... just made a terrible weezy sound

    Bethany Leigh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is my favorite so far!!! "as the children wail in fear" is still making me laugh.

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole thing isn't funny, but THIS one made my cry laughing. I hope no on accidentally clicks the wrong option 😂

    Notchimine Mette
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the joke is clever, but the seriousness of the situation is dampening my sense of humour.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am still outraged. I think we all feel for this man, but the "funny part" is the lack of appropriate response from United... they should have been mortified but tried to pass it off like it was an everyday occurrence.

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    #19

    United Airlines Situation So Burgers Can Understand More Easily

    United Airlines Situation So Burgers Can Understand More Easily

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    Season Hurd
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine being the employee who took that seat and had to sit there with everyone staring daggers at you. Most uncomfortable flight ever!

    Rubina Shiver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It turned out that all the passengers were moved to another plane because they had to clean that one from the doctor's blood.

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    Wendy Yim
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they don't give a f*#k so long as they get a sit, they work for UA, they know how its run

    #20

    A Tiny Can Of Pepsi Could've Changed Everything

    A Tiny Can Of Pepsi Could've Changed Everything

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    Brandi Walker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real drag is that probably none of them had a Pepsi.

    Corlina Abantao
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only cuz airlines would have charged them $15 for it

    Michèle Gyselinck
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The courage or the desire? Personally, I would have been more inclined to kick their butts.

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    #21

    Not The Travel Experience I Expected...

    Not The Travel Experience I Expected...

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    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Thank you for flying United airlines, your captain today is Colonel Hans Landa of the SS"

    Brandi Walker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And since you're outnumbered, it's more like a beating.

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK- this one really needs to bump up there

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    #22

    May The Odds...

    May The Odds...

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    Eva Grove
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SO good! This post is killing me!

    Jayne Britton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    69 year old grandfather against 3 armed men. The odds weren't in the good doctors favor

    #24

    Rare Picture Of The United Airlines Seating Team At Work (2017)

    Rare Picture Of The United Airlines Seating Team At Work (2017)

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    #25

    If United Airlines Insists On Acting Like Thugs...

    If United Airlines Insists On Acting Like Thugs...

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    #26

    United Airline Thing Reminded Me Of This 

    United Airline Thing Reminded Me Of This 

    Pointing0utTheObvious Report

    Cathy Shift
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this should have more up votes.

    susan xD
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There has been so many times that The Simpsons had predicted the future

    #27

    United Airlines Employee Manual

    United Airlines Employee Manual

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    #28

    We Bring You United Airlines' Official Statement Regarding The Costumer They Dragged Off The Plane

    We Bring You United Airlines' Official Statement Regarding The Costumer They Dragged Off The Plane

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    Pam
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this is super late but its from the Chappell Show

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    Brandi Walker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could people PLEASE learn how to spell the word 'customer'. This is like the third post with it spelled incorrectly in the title. I know it's irrelevant in the scheme of things, but if you're going to bother making fun of someone/something else, at least get it right.

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    #29

    They Asked Nicely First

    They Asked Nicely First

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    Kjorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love this one... this guy gotta sue!!!!! he'd be able to buy his own plane after that

    Sue Z Q
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as they ask nicely first ...

    Wendy Yim
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this poor guy! not poor after he sue!!!

    Angel Barnes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so heartbreaking. I will NEVER fly with UA again. Glad I gave up my credit card with them.

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    #30

    Wouldn't It Have Been Cheaper To Pay For Another Flight For Your 4 Employees???

    Wouldn't It Have Been Cheaper To Pay For Another Flight For Your 4 Employees???

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    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ONE PERCENT is one BILLION dollars market value!?!?!?!??!!?

    Helen Burgess
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually $250 million, just over 1% http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/11/investing/united-airlines-stock-passenger-flight-video/index.html?iid=surge-stack-dom

    Shizuka Megh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it was originally 1 billion.but then this morning it gained a little back but it's still off by 250million

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    Zapez Perplex
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... actually it would had costed a lot less than that if they offered a little more than $800 they offered for voluntary ceding the seat. I doubt that there would not be anyone who would accepted $1500 or so. But they were greedy and resorted to what they did. Paying $250.000.000 to save $800 is priceless. For everything else there's Mastercard.

    Wendy Yim
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but their employees means so much to them LOL

    #31

    United New Slogan

    United New Slogan

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    Pam
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aha this one is the best

    #32

    Honest United Airlines Logos (by Viktor Hertz)

    Honest United Airlines Logos (by Viktor Hertz)

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    #34

    That United Airlines Passenger

    That United Airlines Passenger

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    Jeannie Carle
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " I paid for one - and I thought my Boarding Pass was my receipt :'( "

    #35

    There's Always A Hook Behind Those "Special Offers"

    There's Always A Hook Behind Those "Special Offers"

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    Eva Grove
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok..ok...you win! The Indiana Jones reference sent me over the edge! I'm wiping away tears and wheezing with laughter!

    Random Person
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just any Indiana Jones movie, it was Raiders!

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    #36

    They're Also Calling Their Staff The Saviors Now

    They're Also Calling Their Staff The Saviors Now

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    #37

    Challenge Accepted!

    Challenge Accepted!

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    #38

    United

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    Wendy Yim
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walking Dead: the United Special

    #39

    Behind The Scenes Shots At United

    Behind The Scenes Shots At United

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    Szucs Zsuzsanna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha... he picked a wrong week...

    #40

    Wow, United, Just Wow

    Wow, United, Just Wow

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    Echo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the new features. What kind of happen is just a web front end need to be 133 megabytes.

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many bloated apps and bloated websites...

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    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who comes up with this kind of stuff?! :D

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    #41

    United Knows How To Deal With Overbooked Flights

    United Knows How To Deal With Overbooked Flights

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    #42

    Mandatory Seat Volunteering

    Mandatory Seat Volunteering

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    Seva Moskovko
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally, the policy...you "volunteer" by either walking off or being dragged out and beaten so someone they deem more important like staff can have that seat. They were not overbooked because paying customers were in their seats. Just shows that you are truly second class when you pay for second class and anything can happen to you.

    piggy panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mandatory and volunteer should not belong in the same sentcnce

    #43

    It's About To Go Down

    It's About To Go Down

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    #44

    It Is Known

    It Is Known

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    #45

    Don't Fall For It

    Don't Fall For It

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    TheReader19
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For God's sake don't take the flight, take the bus or walk, jog, hitch hike and take a lift from a serial killer it's a lot safer

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    #46

    United's New Ad Campaign

    United's New Ad Campaign

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    #47

    United Airlines Passenger Protection Kit - A Must Have.

    United Airlines Passenger Protection Kit - A Must Have.

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    #48

    Especially Helpful When You Need To Be Re-Accommodated

    Especially Helpful When You Need To Be Re-Accommodated

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    Michael Corvin
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    8 years ago

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    i see you are desperate for attention

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    #49

    United

    United

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    Stellou
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think the man would appreciate his photo going viral especially like this... :(

    Beth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he might really appreciate it - it's a global recognition that what was done to him was INSANELY wrong.

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    Mary Ciulla
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is too sad to print here.

    Wendy Yim
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the more money for for due to UA

    Katharina Scherf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But because all the people did make videoclips and pictures he have the change to get a lot of money from unitedairlines.

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    #50

    Force You Outside How Bow Dah

    Force You Outside How Bow Dah

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    Amy Force
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 i can't stop laughing

    Norman van Druten
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To elaborate on that: "Bash you ouside, how bow dah?!"

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    #51

    Credit For Honesty.

    Credit For Honesty.

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    #52

    Beating Pass

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    James Miller
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty soon airlines will start charging you to NOT get beat on the flight!

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    Zapez Perplex
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...what would the lady prefer for lunch, head or stomach ?"

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    #53

    The Friendly Skies

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    TheReader19
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also they put the law into lawsuit!

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    #54

    United's New Spokesperson

    United's New Spokesperson

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    #55

    At Your Service.

    At Your Service.

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    #57

    I Need A Volunteer - #ineedavolunteer #united

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    #58

    United Airlines Travel Pillows

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    #59

    Ode To Glenn

    Ode To Glenn

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    Brandi Walker
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    8 years ago

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    Why are all of these TWD references about Glenn? Abraham was the first one picked.

    Diana CrunChewy Watson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glenn had a bigger emotional impact. I mean, I don't even watch TWD and I knew about it minutes after the episode ended. Lots of Facebook crying is what I'm saying.

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    #60

    Remember, No Doctor

    Remember, No Doctor

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    Jack Nolan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could make one with the rainbow six siege tubular assault level

    Johannes Spurk
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S nami bog. Remember; no russian.

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    #61

    You're In My World Now, Grandma

    You're In My World Now, Grandma

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    #62

    The Greater Your Name, The Greater Your Shame!

    The Greater Your Name, The Greater Your Shame!

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    #63

    And This Is My Re-Accopdation Tool, Lucille

    And This Is My Re-Accopdation Tool, Lucille

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    Angie Madrigal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is making me upset, is that even a word? Reaccopdation?? You mean re accommodation?

    #64

    Meet The President Of United Airlines

    Meet The President Of United Airlines

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    #66

    United - Fly The Friendly Skies

    United - Fly The Friendly Skies

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    Fred Pappalardo
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this Doctor sues United, and wins enough to bankrupt them. If you were on the jury, how would you vote!

    #67

    United Review

    United Review

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    #68

    No One Left Behind

    No One Left Behind

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    #69

    Thank You For Volunteering.

    Thank You For Volunteering.

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    Gary Quantz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another "volunteer" leaving another overbooked United Airlines flight!

    Fina Lau
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone know the title of the movie? I've seen this movie before but I can't remember what.

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    #70

    United We Stand, Divided We Fall

    United We Stand, Divided We Fall

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    #71

    Where's Katniss When They Need Her?

    Where's Katniss When They Need Her?

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    #72

    When You Fly United

    When You Fly United

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    #73

    Book A Plane, Get An Ambulance!

    Book A Plane, Get An Ambulance!

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    #74

    #bradswife Was Reaccommodated

    #bradswife Was Reaccommodated

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    Jonathan Patrick McMullen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing a post about this when they fired her on his birthday

    Victoria Pietsch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I remember seeing that, too. Evidently, companies have begun to disappoint, one good human attacked at a time.

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    #75

    United We Stand

    United We Stand

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    #77

    Passenger Footage Of United Airlines Voluntarily Re-Accommodating An Old Man

    Passenger Footage Of United Airlines Voluntarily Re-Accommodating An Old Man

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    #78

    When The Market Speaks

    When The Market Speaks

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    #79

    United Con-airlines

    United Con-airlines

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    #80

    May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor!

    May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor!

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    #81

    It's Gonna Be Fantastic

    It's Gonna Be Fantastic

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    #82

    We All Know Pepsi Saves Lives

    We All Know Pepsi Saves Lives

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    #84

    When United Apologizes For Having To "Re-Accomodate" Their Customer

    When United Apologizes For Having To "Re-Accomodate" Their Customer

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    #85

    Pepsi Diffuses United Airlines Situation

    Pepsi Diffuses United Airlines Situation

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    #86

    New Year, New You...

    New Year, New You...

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    Susan Belmont
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alaska Airlines won't re-accommodate

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    Stay Thirsty

    Stay Thirsty

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    #88

    Beat It...

    Beat It...

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    #89

    Mfw I Get Voluntarily Selected To Give Up My Seat On United Airlines

    Mfw I Get Voluntarily Selected To Give Up My Seat On United Airlines

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    #90

    The New Advertisement.

    The New Advertisement.

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    #91

    You've Been Terminated From This Flight

    You've Been Terminated From This Flight

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    #92

    A Billion Reasons To Treat Your Passengers Right

    A Billion Reasons To Treat Your Passengers Right

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    #93

    New Logo Seems Fitting

    New Logo Seems Fitting

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    #94

    United Airlines Newest Conflict Resolution Specialist...

    United Airlines Newest Conflict Resolution Specialist...

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    #95

    No Flight For You!

    No Flight For You!

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    #96

    Sale On New Fair Options

    Sale On New Fair Options

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    #97

    And All I Got Was This Stupid T-shirt!

    And All I Got Was This Stupid T-shirt!

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    Jeannie Carle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be up where more people will see it.

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    #98

    From The Minds Of Wayne Coy & Mel Mckay.

    From The Minds Of Wayne Coy & Mel Mckay.

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    #99

    United Airlines Is Pleased To Announce New Seating On All Our Domestic Flights - In Addition To United First And Economy Plus We Introduce . . .

    United Airlines Is Pleased To Announce New Seating On All Our Domestic Flights - In Addition To United First And Economy Plus We Introduce . . .

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    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our friendly Gestapo officers are always at your service!!

    #100

    It's Gone

    It's Gone

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    #101

    This Is United

    This Is United

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    #102

    United Club - Where Fists Fly First

    United Club - Where Fists Fly First

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    #103

    New Plane From United Airlines, Now They Will Beat Animals Also

    New Plane From United Airlines, Now They Will Beat Animals Also

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    Victoria Pietsch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mythical creatures went extinct when the United ark ran out of room.

    #104

    United

    United

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    #105

    I Remembered Signing Up For This. Thank God Its Not United.

    I Remembered Signing Up For This. Thank God Its Not United.

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    #106

    I Said, Get Off...oh Yeah!

    I Said, Get Off...oh Yeah!

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    Jon Watts
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh he looks wild, plus side, I will be able to snap into a slim jim on those flights

    #107

    United Airlines Need A Few Good Men

    United Airlines Need A Few Good Men

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    #108

    To Prevent Confusion United Has Issued New Head Gear To Its Flight Crew

    To Prevent Confusion United Has Issued New Head Gear To Its Flight Crew

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    #109

    United Has A New App Update

    United Has A New App Update

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    #110

    Lucille Is Thirsty

    Lucille Is Thirsty

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    #111

    I'm Sorry I Couldn't Resist Making This 😬

    I'm Sorry I Couldn't Resist Making This 😬

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    #112

    United Airlines Crew Be Like,

    United Airlines Crew Be Like,

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    #113

    Image Of Doctor Violently Removed From Overbooked United Flight

    Image Of Doctor Violently Removed From Overbooked United Flight

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    #114

    The Re-accommodate Class

    The Re-accommodate Class

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    #115

    A Little Too Much On Pre Flight

    A Little Too Much On Pre Flight

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    #116

    *byeee*

    *byeee*

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    #117

    United Be Like...

    United Be Like...

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    #118

    You're Joking? Right? #united

    You're Joking? Right? #united

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    #119

    The Lifetime Movie Event Of The Year

    The Lifetime Movie Event Of The Year

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    #120

    Gracie Jujitsu Have Made Their First 7 Lessons Free So You Can Learn How To Give Up Your Seat To A United Staff Member. Https://www.facebook.com/graciebreakdown/videos/756296144545215/?hc_ref=newsfeed

    Gracie Jujitsu Have Made Their First 7 Lessons Free So You Can Learn How To Give Up Your Seat To A United Staff Member. Https://www.facebook.com/graciebreakdown/videos/756296144545215/?hc_ref=newsfeed

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    #121

    Divided?

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    #122

    United Fight Club

    United Fight Club

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    #123

    "sir, Your Flight Has Been Reaccomodated" "lego!"

    "sir, Your Flight Has Been Reaccomodated" "lego!"

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    #124

    #newunitedairlinesmottos

    #newunitedairlinesmottos

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    #125

    As A Muslim Arab, I Would Like To Welcome All Of You To Take Emirates Or Qatar Airlines Next Time .. This Would Never Happens To You In Our Planes Despite The Racism Challanges We Face From The West

    As A Muslim Arab, I Would Like To Welcome All Of You To Take Emirates Or Qatar Airlines Next Time .. This Would Never Happens To You In Our Planes Despite The Racism Challanges We Face From The West

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    Luke Wright
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The service is great, because ME3 treats their stewardesses horribly. They are terrified! ME3 treats the girls like cattle, and punishes them for any complaint they receive, legitimate or not. I would rather roll the dice on getting beat up that ever show any support for any company that supports the racist and sexist regime of Qatar or any of the Emirates.

    TK Kh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever flown these airlines before? The crew are International (lots of Europeans and Asians) and are great people who are trained to the highest standards of the profession. They're also amongst the best paid in the industry. Unless you have proof, please don't demean or denigrate such professional aircrew making them look weak and pathetic out of prejudism on your part. It's folk like you who continue to make excuses for the pathetic standards found in the American airline industry that holds the industry back from ever improving.

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    Pawel Kwiatkowski
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are QA or Emirates flight # from Chicago to Louisville?

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    #126

    We Are Looking For A Tribute

    We Are Looking For A Tribute

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    #127

    There You Are

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    #128

    Live For Now..or Fly The Friendly Skies

    Live For Now..or Fly The Friendly Skies

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    #129

    Re-accommadated

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    #130

    We Purge Passengers

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    #131

    Be Really Aware Of Our Flight Policy!

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    #132

    Batter Up !

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    #133

    Expendable Class Tickets Are Cheap As!

    Expendable Class Tickets Are Cheap As!

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    #134

    In Asia They Do Re-accomodate Elderly Passenger Too. #united

    In Asia They Do Re-accomodate Elderly Passenger Too. #united

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    #135

    #unitedairlines New Policy For Overbooked Flights

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    #137

    Everybody Sing Along.

    Everybody Sing Along.

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    #138

    I Find Your Lack Of Seats Disturbing!

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    #139

    Meanwhile At The United Trining Facility...

    Meanwhile At The United Trining Facility...

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    #140

    I'm Going To Hell.....

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    #141

    Ah Coke, You Can't Beat The Feeling!

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    #142

    Fight Night: Volunteer

    Fight Night: Volunteer

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    #143

    United: "we Purge"

    United: "we Purge"

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    #144

    The Lesser Of Two Evils....

    The Lesser Of Two Evils....

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    #145

    Our Bagage Compartment Is Full. We Need A Volunteer.

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    #146

    "you're Gonna Move Me??" - Chuck Norris

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    #147

    Did You Say Hospital?

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    Priceless...

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    #149

    Delta's New Slogan #1

    Delta's New Slogan #1

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    #150

    Y'all Ready For This

    Y'all Ready For This

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    Dating

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    Business Or Pleasure?

    Business Or Pleasure?

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    #153

    Save Your Last Prayer..

    Save Your Last Prayer..

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    #154

    United Don't Have To Worry With Re-accommodating Passengers If They Don't Have Any.

    United Don't Have To Worry With Re-accommodating Passengers If They Don't Have Any.

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    #155

    Come Home Like

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    Should Have Told Them You Were A Pilot

    Should Have Told Them You Were A Pilot

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    #157

    Grayson

    Grayson

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    #158

    Someone Call For Takeout?

    Someone Call For Takeout?

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    #159

    I Work For United Airlines And I've Had Enough Of These Mother F-ing Passengers On This Mother F-ing Plane!

    I Work For United Airlines And I've Had Enough Of These Mother F-ing Passengers On This Mother F-ing Plane!

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    #160

    And Is!

    And Is!

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    #161

    Ummmmmm....good Slogan?

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    #162

    Aa New Slogan Ig: @vmsonline

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    #163

    Don Francisco United

    Don Francisco United

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    #164

    We'll Never Throw You Out ;)

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    #165

    Become A United Brand Ambassador Today!

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    #166

    Friggin Rich

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    #167

    Batman Vs. Re-accommodated Man

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    #168

    Brad And His Wife Just Wanted To Go On Vacation

    Brad And His Wife Just Wanted To Go On Vacation

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    #169

    United Airlines

    United Airlines

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    #170

    Re-accommodate!

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    #171

    Divested

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    #172

    Too Many Tickets.

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    #173

    We Need Volunteers

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    #174

    The Lifetime Movie Event Of The Year

    The Lifetime Movie Event Of The Year

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    #175

    We Are Altering Our Sitting Arrangements, Pray We - At United- Do Not Alter Them Any Further. #newunitedairlinesmottos

    We Are Altering Our Sitting Arrangements, Pray We - At United- Do Not Alter Them Any Further. #newunitedairlinesmottos

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    #176

    Think Twice Before Hijacking! #united

    Think Twice Before Hijacking! #united

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    #177

    Too Good To Pass Up

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    #178

    Suit Up! It's Gonna Be A Bumpy Ride...

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    #179

    Wink Wink

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    #180

    Thanks God, Nobody See Me

    Thanks God, Nobody See Me

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    #181

    Remain Seated

    Remain Seated

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    #182

    Delta's New Slogan #2

    Delta's New Slogan #2

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    #183

    United Airlines New Method For Bumping Passengers

    United Airlines New Method For Bumping Passengers

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    #184

    Motto, Meme Created By Darrell Larose, Ottawa

    Motto, Meme Created By Darrell Larose, Ottawa

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    #185

    That Aint Gonna Work

    That Aint Gonna Work

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    #186

    United Or Else...

    United Or Else...

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    #188

    Forget Sparta! This Is United!

    Forget Sparta! This Is United!

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    #189

    United Fighting Championship, Main Event !

    United Fighting Championship, Main Event !

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    #190

    I Apologize For Having To Reaccommodate You

    I Apologize For Having To Reaccommodate You

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    Chuck Del Cielo

    Chuck Del Cielo

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    Beaten

    Beaten

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    #193

    Not Me Brother.

    Not Me Brother.

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    Amy Radie
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let'um have it , they deserve it.

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    #194

    Hmmmm

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    #195

    The Er After American Airlines Gets Overbooked! 😷🤕😆

    The Er After American Airlines Gets Overbooked! 😷🤕😆

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    #196

    I'm Not Getting Off This Plane!!

    I'm Not Getting Off This Plane!!

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    #197

    Our Employees Always Stay Up To Date On New Techniques

    Our Employees Always Stay Up To Date On New Techniques

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    #198

    Green Street Hooligans First Choice To Fly

    Green Street Hooligans First Choice To Fly

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    Indian Mp Beat Airline Staff

    Indian Mp Beat Airline Staff

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    Lottery Draw..are You The Lucky One??

    Lottery Draw..are You The Lucky One??

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    Get Off Now!

    Get Off Now!

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    Negan: United Global Brand Ambassador

    Negan: United Global Brand Ambassador

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    #203

    Not Funny - Just Too True.

    Not Funny - Just Too True.

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    #204

    These Aren't The Seats You're Looking For

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    #205

    United Airlines Fiasco

    United Airlines Fiasco

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    #206

    Upping Their Game...

    Upping Their Game...

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    Occupation Hazard----

    Occupation Hazard----

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    #208

    Because F@!k Em~ That's Why!

    Because F@!k Em~ That's Why!

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    #209

    Don't Worry I Saw What Happen ... And United Isn't At Fault.

    Don't Worry I Saw What Happen ... And United Isn't At Fault.

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    #210

    Fuck You United Airlines

    Fuck You United Airlines

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    #211

    Sounds Legit

    Sounds Legit

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    #212

    Harder Daddy.... What?

    Harder Daddy.... What?

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    United We Land?

    United We Land?

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    #214

    Latest United Seating Offering

    Latest United Seating Offering

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    #215

    United Award Points Options

    United Award Points Options

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    #216

    If United Made Movie Titles..

    If United Made Movie Titles..

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    #217

    With All The Chinese, But Not With This One (dutch)

    With All The Chinese, But Not With This One (dutch)

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    Maurice Logtenberg
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't even normal dutch. ABN Motherf***er do you speak it!?

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    #218

    Joker As Your Flight Attendant.

    Joker As Your Flight Attendant.

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    #219

    Moving Him To First Class.

    Moving Him To First Class.

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    #220

    #united If Zuma Was The Passager It Would Be A Racist Attack

    #united If Zuma Was The Passager It Would Be A Racist Attack

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    #221

    Everyone Wants To Go Ousside

    Everyone Wants To Go Ousside

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    #222

    When The Tables Turn And Passengers Are Sick Of Coming Last

    When The Tables Turn And Passengers Are Sick Of Coming Last

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    #223

    Where's The Feef?

    Where's The Feef?

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    #224

    Me Volunteer!!!

    Me Volunteer!!!

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    #225

    Slightly Less Painful Than Flying With United Airlines!

    Slightly Less Painful Than Flying With United Airlines!

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    #226

    Kermit Goes United

    Kermit Goes United

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    #227

    💯

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    #228

    The Weej That Was

    The Weej That Was

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    #229

    The First Rule Of Flying United

    The First Rule Of Flying United

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    #230

    Unfriendly Skies...beware

    Unfriendly Skies...beware

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    #231

    Come With Me If You Wanty To Live!

    Come With Me If You Wanty To Live!

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    Fly The Friendly Sky's

    Fly The Friendly Sky's

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    #233

    The Friendly Sjies

    The Friendly Sjies

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    #234

    I Got Upgraded To #business Class For Free By #qatarairway Coz Flight Was An Hour Delyaed. Thanks #qatarairways

    I Got Upgraded To #business Class For Free By #qatarairway Coz Flight Was An Hour Delyaed. Thanks #qatarairways

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    #235

    New Tv Series In The "offing"

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    Yes !

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    I Don't Like To Be Kept Waiting

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    #238

    Kendall Jenner

    Kendall Jenner

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    #239

    Who's Next ?

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    #240

    Cops

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    Cops 01

    Cops 01

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    #242

    Recommended If Flying United Airlines

    Recommended If Flying United Airlines

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    #243

    United Airlines On Election Night

    United Airlines On Election Night

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    United

    United

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    #245

    No Need To Drag Me Out . . . . . .

    No Need To Drag Me Out . . . . . .

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    #246

    Now That's Saying Something

    Now That's Saying Something

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    #247

    Your Honor, My Proof. United Left Me Outside . . . Hanging!

    Your Honor, My Proof. United Left Me Outside . . . Hanging!

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    New United Fare Add-on...

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    #what We Really Mean

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    #250

    Fight Club

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    #251

    Gone Are The Good Old Days Flying United

    Gone Are The Good Old Days Flying United

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    #252

    Spongegar Approves

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    #253

    Remember, It Was The Police Who Beat The Passenger, Not Ual. They Just Went Along And Supported The Beating.

    Remember, It Was The Police Who Beat The Passenger, Not Ual. They Just Went Along And Supported The Beating.

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    #254

    Boromir Ua

    Boromir Ua

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    Sleeper Coach In Airlines .. Full Video Link In Comments

    Sleeper Coach In Airlines .. Full Video Link In Comments

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    United airlines incident selfie video https://youtu.be/5dsQjF5kQVs

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    Me

    Me

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    Me

    Me

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    #258

    You Want To Remove Me From This Plane? Really? Just Try It.....

    You Want To Remove Me From This Plane? Really? Just Try It.....

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    #259

    Rule #8

    Rule #8

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    #unitedairlines #dragmeousside

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    Get Rich Quick Scheme

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    Darth Vader

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    #263

    Cyanide And Happiness

    Cyanide And Happiness

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    Don't Make Me Do It, Cuzz I Will!

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    #newunitedairlinesmotto

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    #266

    New Check In Procedure @united

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    #267

    United In Kicking The Shit Out Of Customers Since 04/09/2017

    United In Kicking The Shit Out Of Customers Since 04/09/2017

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    #268

    Truth Be Told...

    Truth Be Told...

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    #269

    United's Hepful Staff

    United's Hepful Staff

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    #270

    But Seriously, Why?? 😂😂

    But Seriously, Why?? 😂😂

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    #271

    But Seriously, Why? 😂😂

    But Seriously, Why? 😂😂

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    Lol Sent By A Friend

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    #273

    United

    United

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    Carla Abela
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no amount of explanation can change our perception that indeed the poor customer was very manhandled, the airline should be meted with a serious penalty, perhaps closure, and the poor customer be paid for damages equivalent to his human dignity and self respect

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    #274

    When The United Airlines Try To Remove You But It's Ok Cause You Dyin

    When The United Airlines Try To Remove You But It's Ok Cause You Dyin

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    #275

    Don't Speak

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    Ooohhh Heeeel Yeah!!! Xd

    Ooohhh Heeeel Yeah!!! Xd

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    Escalated Quickly

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    #278

    Plane Speaking

    Plane Speaking

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    #279

    These Aren't The Seats You're Looking For.

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    #280

    Pulp Fiction

    Pulp Fiction

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    #281

    Meet Your Flight Attendant: Samoa Joe

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    #282

    Wwe

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    #283

    Beast Mode

    Beast Mode

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    #284

    In Your Seat?

    In Your Seat?

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    #285

    Changing Careers?

    Changing Careers?

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    #286

    Lots Of Flights!

    Lots Of Flights!

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    #287

    Lots Of Flights!

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    #288

    Not In The British House!!

    Not In The British House!!

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    #289

    A Minor Re-accommodation......

    A Minor Re-accommodation......

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    #290

    Every Day United Airlines

    Every Day United Airlines

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    #291

    Veterans Know! Lol

    Veterans Know! Lol

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    New Products United Frequent Flyer Magazine

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    We Need More Sully's ....

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    #294

    Fuck That Overbooking

    Fuck That Overbooking

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    #295

    They'd Prefer Us Not To Talk About It...

    They'd Prefer Us Not To Talk About It...

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    #296

    Yoga Gonna Help Me Land

    Yoga Gonna Help Me Land

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    2012

    2012

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    Este Cabron Se Ve Muy Contento...ahorita Le Arruino Su Dia..

    Este Cabron Se Ve Muy Contento...ahorita Le Arruino Su Dia..

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    #299

    Next Time We'll Wait Till After Take Off!

    Next Time We'll Wait Till After Take Off!

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    #300

    Oh Dear Lawd!!!!

    Oh Dear Lawd!!!!

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    #301

    Honey How Long The Trip!

    Honey How Long The Trip!

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    Me

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    Cops

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    Cops

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    #306

    United Said I Couldn't Sit In This Seat. I Laid Down Instead.

    United Said I Couldn't Sit In This Seat. I Laid Down Instead.

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    #307

    "we Will Drag You Home"

    "we Will Drag You Home"

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    #unitedairlines

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