There are two kinds of people when it comes to April Fools’ day. There are the ones who definitely, absolutely couldn’t care less about all the ruckus and those who carefully plan, scheme, and prepare over-the-top pranks for every member of their household or office. Such a division! However, even with such a chasm between the two groups, there is still one thing that is agreeable by both parties - good ole April Fools’ jokes. What else, if not these cool jokes, unite us? So, to offer a bridge between the two groups, we’ve gathered some truly good April Fools’ jokes, put them on this list, and are sharing them with you!
Now, you might be wondering what funny April Fools’ jokes there might be when the whole celebration is basically one huge joke. And rightfully so! To put your mind at peace, here’s what we can tell you about these funny jokes - they aren’t just about the occasion itself, but also about people, and if not the people, then what is more relatable, understandable, and undoubtedly funny? Well, maybe cats, but not all the time, either. And if jokes about people aren’t the cup of tea that makes you go into full-on ha-ha mode, you can always treat these funny jokes as an anthropological treatise on life.
Right-o, ready to check out some of the best April Fools’ jokes the internet has to offer? Sure you are, just as we thought! Then scroll down below until you reach the funny jokes, read them, analyze them, and give the ones that made you laugh your vote.
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I’m a librarian so I put out a display of invisible books on April Fool’s day. But my patrons saw right through it.
I’ve heard that scuba shop owners fill their customers tanks with “invisible air” on April fools day.
More companies should launch products on April Fools' Day so that if they aren't well-received, they can say it was just a prank.
It's April Fools' Day. Trust no one and nothing. Just like any other day.
I trusted my school one day.. they said we had to take a ,,flood drill” and everyone took their shoes and socks off… it was a prank but we never got back at the teachers 🐽
Babies born on March 31 are the easiest to prank on April Fools’ Day. They were literally born yesterday!
Ohhhhh I'm so going to use it with my friend who was born today
What if April Fools' Day is actually April 2 and we've all be fooled into thinking it's April 1?
Worse than that, what if it's March 31st and we all missed it!
Let's spend April Fools' Day on Instagram to continue to fool each other into believing our lives are glamorous and not a mess.
April Fools’ Day is like a huge open mic night: Millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
Sounds like someone who has fallen for a lot of April fools jokes.
There are two types of April Fools’ Day pranks: the funny ones, and the ones played on you.
Why do eggs like April Fools’ Day?
They love practical yolks.
Keanu Reeves lost all the April Fools' jokes! Luckily he found the May tricks.
Today is the day many people will confess to their crushes. And say it was an April fool’s joke when they get rejected.
That is actually smart! I'ma try it, and if it doesn't work it's on you.
Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station?
It was an April Fuels’ joke.
There are some friends you know will never pull an April Fools’ Day prank. Because they think it’s still March.
A couple of pranksters broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, “We have absolutely nothing to go on.”
I played an April Fool’s day joke on my parkour team this morning. They all fell for it.
April Fools’ Day is the favorite holiday of which animal?
The silly goose!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fools’ Day?
On one you’re thankful, and on the other you’re prankful.
In retrospect, waking the kids up and telling them Santa Claus came again wasn’t the best April Fool’s Day prank.
Who needs April Fools’ when your whole life is a joke?
April fools.
April Fools’ Day is a great day to pull pranks. Except on me, if you’re smart.
What do you say when it’s raining chickens and ducks on April Fools’ Day?
It’s fowl spring weather.
These Northern Hemispheric jokes are really exclusionary to our SH friends.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for another April Fools' Day prank.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
My colleagues took April Fools Day pretty seriously this year. Over a month and a half of going into the office and they’re all still hiding from me.
Why was the donkey annoying his friend?
It was April Mules’ Day.
My favorite April Fools’ Day prank is pretending I’m going to leave my couch… On my way out.
This April fools, I decided to swipe right on only the ugly people on Tinder and then burn them. Still no matches.
I don’t always joke on April Fools’ Day. And that’s how you fall for a joke. Happy April Fools' Day.
You should know that no one understood it was an April Fools joke. No one expected you to have a sense of humor.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lenny.
Lenny who?
Lenny know when you're done with these April Fools' Day jokes.
*bored pandas who got this far into this list quietly dying of Bad Joke Syndrome*
What is a stepladder's favorite day?
April Stool's Day!
Ever wonder why we have a day to celebrate fools but not one to honor smart people?
For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabets with Cheerios. I have no words to say how angry I am.
Which day of the year do monkeys like best?
The first of Ape-ril!
What monster plays the most April Fools’ jokes?
Prankenstein.
What did the calendar say after April Fools' was declared a holiday?
Prank you, prank you very much.
What did the villain say when the Superfriends still thought it was March?
It's April, Fools!
What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool’s prank feel?
Dismay.
How do your friends describe their feelings when you trash talk the month before June? Dismay.
What’s a stepladder’s favorite holiday?
April Stools’ Day.
I’m going to pull an April Fools’ Day prank on my landlord by not paying rent.
Or go to a new dentist and have him remove all your teeth. Then go to your old dentist’s office shouting “Thith ith what happened after the lath time I whuth here!”
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Never mind April fools, the 1st is my birthday, much more important! Haha
I got my PTM tomorrow morning on April first. My report card and all my exam scores will be told to my parents. I wonder if my school has a sense of humor and will tell my parents I scored well only for them to give the report card with terrible scores
Update: Turns out that while I did slightly worse than usual in some subjects, I did really well in others where I lacked confidence. My parents took me out for ice-cream after the PTM
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Never mind April fools, the 1st is my birthday, much more important! Haha
I got my PTM tomorrow morning on April first. My report card and all my exam scores will be told to my parents. I wonder if my school has a sense of humor and will tell my parents I scored well only for them to give the report card with terrible scores
Update: Turns out that while I did slightly worse than usual in some subjects, I did really well in others where I lacked confidence. My parents took me out for ice-cream after the PTM