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We need not mention that WikiHow is one of those blessed online databases that help to keep our lives on track with how-to instructions. It’s somewhat obvious. But let’s talk about the elephant in the room: the very niche instructables it aims to cover beg for very niche illustrations. As a result, WikiHow has become as known for its weird as hell illustrations as for its content.

No wonder its often ridiculous portrayals have gained a cult following online and paved the way for one of the most entertaining subreddits out there. Welcome to r/DisneyVacation, a Reddit community that has nothing to do with Disneyland or vacations.

“It's for weird, terrible, terrifying or bad illustrations from WikiHow,” says the description, but that’s just half of the fun. Another half is the fact that they’re “captioned for your amusement,” and let me tell you, amusement is an understatement.

Psst! More priceless combos of funny captions and WikiHow pics can be found in our previous posts here and here.

#1

WikiHow image with people in a meeting, featuring a humorous caption about introverts introducing themselves.

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Zophra
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look... a potential scene from hell! :(

Vic
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All introverts lining up for the boiling oil..

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~hUmMuS vIbEs~
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the "Tell us an interesting fact about yourself". *shudder*

PeachPossum
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and it's evil twin "Tell us something about yourself that others may not know." Mine was: "I had the only boss in the entire company who spent a weekend at a zombie camp."

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Serial pacifist
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The negative: Being here. The positive: I'm outta here.

Vicky Z
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just kill me now! The pain will be less

Rissie
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well. You know. Nobody likes exchanging details with strangers. Especially if you have to be creative to even come up with anything. Weighing in if you even want to share it to begin with. Yuk. It's just a way to force some unnecessary connection. Just work together because you work together.

Helwin
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The negative thing is easy to find, this exercice right here.

CAMAW
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Time to take acting class so I can fake a heart attack to avoid this situation

beastmachine.
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, just the first day of any academic year

WiTchY_WoMaN
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really think teachers do this to make kids uncomfortable...not cause they're actually interested in what they have to say!

M Calad
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ehm... Excuse me, I just remember I left something... I... *run away as fast and as far as possible*

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    #2

    WikiHow image of a person playfully dragging a fictional animal with a humorous caption about introverted friends.

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, bring a deer along to soothe them

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would just use the antlers to fight them off.

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, I can relate to being dragged to social events :D

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why isn't the deer kicking? Is it under drugs?

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on the deer's face says it all.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why has the deer got a string coming from its bum

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you force someone to do something they are uncomfortable doing. Some will say that itll be good for the introvert... definitely not in my opinion. It opens the door for their anxiety to take over.

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    #3

    WikiHow image with lips and arrows, humorously captioned "How to shut the f[redacted] up" on a social media post.

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    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa... how did this get past censors? Bahahah!

    Trex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need this on a shirt for when I tend bar

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I know how to chew gum, wikihow

    Pickle me Elmo
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol did anybody notice that this is supposed to be how to chew gum

    Duncan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a how to Chew gum page. Some people just want to add anything dont they.

    Queens_Queenx
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Queens_Queenx
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is what my class need to do!

    Julian S.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instructions on clear, I am now an 80s shonen anti hero :(

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    The ‘Disney Vacation’ subreddit was born out of a huge fanbase for weirdly captivating WikiHow illustrations that are “weird, terrible, and terrifying” all at once. What makes them even more entertaining are the ingenious and comical captions that give them an entirely new meaning.

    We reached out to the main moderator of the community named Xalaxis, who shared some insights on the content on ‘Disney Vacation’ and the community behind it. “So we started off 2021 with about 590k subscribers. We passed the 600k milestone in April and are now at around 610k. Whilst growth has definitely slowed, it's crazy thinking that only three years ago we were just celebrating 50k.” Xalaxis said that they're definitely not worried about having too few members with such an amount of growth.

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    #4

    WikiHow image with a woman greeting, humorous and dark caption added.

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    ThatOneWriter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been watching too much Supernatural. Is walking in casually while covered in blood not normal for some people? 😂

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a stain after murder???? That's a stain after you eat spaghetti with sauce!!

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey there people! Just another normal day today! No murders or anything… Oh the red on my shirt? Hahaha well I ran out of pads so-

    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know the original, is it something like how to distract attention from food stains or what? EDIT: Oh wait it's how to be sassy

    Trex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just how I look after I eat anything. Ugh

    WholesomeArmyweeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hey there people! Who wants to help me bring the bodies to the hiding spot”

    Fred Burrows
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Catching a food thief at the office, by packing sloppy joes in your lunch.

    Eric Forster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anybody want to help me bury a body?

    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Queens_Queenx
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    coffee stain trend! blood stain trend!

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    #5

    WikiHow image out of context with humorous caption about unsticking from thighs, featuring a person in a pink shirt and cap.

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    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BWAHAHA!!! Don't TELL them that!! Next you're going to tell them why teenaged boys carry their books in front of them when they're near a girl they like!

    Michigan Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the way i remember it....and it's been awhile....you don't really have to even know her, let alone like her...just find her...er...attractive. that's a safe word, i think...

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to walk after you've crapped your pants. 💩

    Liset Vossen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So *that's* what guys are doing.....TIL :)

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever you see an irregular pelvic movement, that's what's going on.

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    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to throw your fart so no-one knows it was you.

    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to do the Thriller? Dude is this what it looks like

    Jamma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's immediately what I thought it was!

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    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me while is just do the very discreet ball unstuck shuffle.... lol

    yellowphantom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This also works for women unwedging a wedgie.

    VoodooGirl78
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emphasis on "discretely". This made me laugh so much.

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    #6

    Two women in ballet attire performing barre exercises, accompanied by a humorous caption taken out of context.

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    E. Morgan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard at this one that I woke up my manager who became angry finding out I hadn't been doing my job but, "… sitting on my ass reading Panda Express."

    Jennifer Gould
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your manager was sleeping but mad at you? At least you were doing something! lol I also laughed out loud at this....at work! :)

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    Lys Chen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now that is what I call a bad turnout!

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    Right now, the mod team is debating whether the 'political posts' rule needs to be expanded. But other than that, “the rules and content have remained the same since our last talk,” Xalaxis said, referring to an earlier interview with Bored Panda. “It seems we've struck on a good set of guidelines,” the moderator added.

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    #7

    WikiHow image taken out of context, a man wears headphones with earplugs inserted, captioned humorously about Nickelback.

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    Serial Kitten (He/They/She)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have ever listened tto "Photograph" by Nickelback, it's so stupid, the band is the worst

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another guy with too much money and not enough brains.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your music most be really bad when people vote you even worse than Justin Bieber.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the photograph every time I do it makes me laugh.

    Eliot Anderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bruh why everyone goin like BaHahAhAH

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    #8

    A person faces a goose on a path, illustrating funny out-of-context WikiHow images.

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    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HONK HONK MOTHERF*CKER

    Oaklynn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    peace was never an option

    Pau Tea
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person who's afraid of these monsters, I find the title to be quite accurate.

    CrazyKraft
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ppl who played Untitled goose game: "Oh S**T"

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Antidaephobia is a fear of ducks. That's a goose.

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    #9

    Person's feet in a bowl of tea, humorous WikiHow image with funny and dark caption.

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    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know just who I am going to give this too…

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fungus tea for your unfun-gus friend.

    Woody
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm never drinking tea again.

    Greg Stewart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of a yard of beer but never 2 feet of tea...

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    According to Xalaxis, “at the risk of sounding like some sort of 'WikiHow historian,' I think we've definitely seen a shift in the sort of content that they've been putting out recently.” They added: “We've been seeing a lot less of the traced/clearly weird illustrations like our first-ever post, and a lot more of illustrations which are well-drawn but strange even in context, such as number 3 in your list, although we've still been seeing the occasionally just badly drawn one like number 16 on your list.”

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    #10

    WikiHow image humorously showing contaminated water glasses labeled as Flint delicacies: Lead, Copper, Rusty Pipes.

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    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wondering what they're doing that only one of them is considered cont-- oh, wait... Flint...

    Zak Rasten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you fall in the water in the docks marina in Preston Lancashire you get taken to hospital immediately

    Zak Rasten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard about Flint and I'm English, so this case is very well known, has anything been done about it yet?

    David Houde
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, they have changed the source of the water and charged the former governor with a multitude of crimes. None of which they will be able to get a conviction for. They also have a massive fund to help the affected people, the majority of which is going to lawyers. I live about a 30 minute drive from Flint and really all they have done is slap a bandaid on the problem.

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    Michigan Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have the very best selection in contaminted waters, sourced mostly locally but occasionally imported from outlying areas. during halloween week, we change colors and smells each day of the week, to help encourage a festive holiday spirit while you bathe standing in a wash tub in your kitchen, showering under a second of the three gallon jugs it takes to get you mostly clean.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The strong urge to laugh is battling with the feeling that it's not really a matter for humour. Dammit I am going to laugh!

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    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad I live in Canada with the best warden

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    #11

    A woman humorously uses a stick on an ostrich, with a caption about reclaiming money, highlighting contextless WikiHow images.

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was the actual article about? Quick ways to die?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to beat an ostrich in a running race. Step 1: break its legs. ;-)

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    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... is that Tonya Harding?

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer to "What's the closest I can get to being killed by a dinosaur?"

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always first tell the ostrich to get their head out of the sand and start taking responsibility for their actions before getting physical about getting my money back.

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aand what was THIS originally supposed to ilustrate?

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Tonya Harding Outback workout.

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some random guy- hmmm I wonder How to anger a death bird

    Jaime
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god it’s the “how to beat an ostrich” wikihow

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ostriches are much scarier/angrier than most birds, right? Why would you anger the tall death bird?

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    #12

    A WikiHow image of a person chopping food, humorously out of context with an unexpected caption.

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    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is he making a salad naky though

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many errors are you allowed?

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As many as you like, actually. Well, and of course as many as are able to be made with the material at - ahem - hand.

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    404 Panda Not Found
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that this has 2 wholesome awards though.

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    The moderator believes that such a combination of strange topics and weird illustrations will keep WikiHow a topic for memes for some time to come. “We get a wide range of submissions, generally focused on highlighting the oddities in an image, but occasionally also referencing current events to create a narrative. The vast majority of posts that get removed from the subreddit are purely because they forget to include the link to the source article.”

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    #13

    WikiHow image with comically dark caption: person jogging, ignoring someone on the ground.

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    Woody
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bottom right corner 👉👈

    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'How to fight dirty and win?' Oh my god I thought it was how to escape a kidnapper or something.

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    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing the "kicked him in the balls" victory dance.

    ~hUmMuS vIbEs~
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Olympic hurdles...with people as the hurdles.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knows... might have a potential Olympic sport there. :)

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    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one should be the: "How to react when he tells you he's a nice guy"...

    David Dwyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just Keep Running... Just Keep RUNNING

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For maximum aerobic benefit, when you are in 'the zone', you must ignore distractions.

    Queens_Queenx
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uhh.... ignore a heart attack. FOR ReAL?

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    #14

    WikiHow image with humorous captions showcasing interactions with law enforcement during traffic stops.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remembering all the lame excuses I used to give: "I am hurrying to work...My wife is rushing to a gynecologist...I am running away from the Taliban...It's the dinosaur that's chasing me I am trying to outrun..."

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classics! I was always a big fan of "OH MY GOD PLEASE HELP ME THEY'RE CATCHING UP!"

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    UncleRussian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *slams the roof of the car* This bad boy can fit so much cocaine in it

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But of course... what else could it be a picture of?

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Officer Bob and the Zombie Apocalypse

    Vermillion Ace #443
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seldom works on those belonging to the Order of Gash.

    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You grimace to avoid a traffic ticket?

    Eric Forster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to write you up for driving while being a zombie.

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    #15

    WikiHow-style illustration with a humorous caption about preventing cat messes.

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    Everything AGR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok but what was the original context??

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell was this supposed to illustrate???

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to let a cat go after having held him. It's the last panel on wikihow under "How to Carry a Cat"

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    Moreover, in order to get one's submitted post past the mod team, people have to answer the most popular question seen on /r/disneyvacation, "What on earth is this an illustration for?!?" “The rest are removed because they either break our rules on political posts or are grossly unfunny (we do allow WikiHow's more NSFW illustrations, but some people think that 'disgusting = funny.' We at least make sure people put in some effort into the title,” the mod concluded.

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    #16

    WikiHow image with humorous caption showing a woman pulling down her pants.

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    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the neckbeards and nice guys really believe this.. also an awful lot of men think women react like this when they send a d*ckpic..

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep. it doesn't work that way, and at 67 years old, I have never, ever, sent a **** pic. ever, lol.

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    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wikihow to pee outside as a woman 🤣 also, all I can think of because of that red arrow is insert credit card here

    TheBoredPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't get past the fact that there's an article for 'How to Pee Outside as a Woman"

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a shadow or is it too late?

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if this is acquiescence or mooning

    Don't tread on me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks more like she's about to take a dump.

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thomas Sweda's perceptions and understanding of conversations needs some fine-tuning

    Mad Haberdasheress
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ICK!!! Can we. . .not? The heck with all of this one!!!! (Expletives adapted because. . .you know.) Have several seats.

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    #17

    WikiHow image of feet in loafers and trousers, with a humorous caption about changing pronouns.

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    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a Michael Jackson joke?

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh so suddenly I swallowed a bunch of air, making my stomach gurgle and startling my cat. Thanks.

    Sofie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to sneak into the kitchen at night without waking anyone up 😂

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    #18

    WikiHow image with frogs saying "Ru-u-umm," taking the content humorously out of context.

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    80 Van
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alcoholic frogs have also been known to ask for Budweiser beer.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what happens when industries dump their waste into rivers and streams.

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    #19

    WikiHow image of a woman pushing a man's face labeled as "how to be the world's worst dance partner."

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    Terilee Bruyere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the colour screwy on my laptop or is he lavender?

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If those hands roam, buddy, I'm ready to respond!

    Butternut DerpFarts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How not to play guess who with your crush( like the cover eyes and then guesssssss who)

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    #20

    WikiHow image with a funny caption about checking if a cat is ripe, featuring a cat's face being gently squeezed.

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it acts like it owns the place then it's mature

    ~hUmMuS vIbEs~
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turning you cat into a dumpling 101.

    Claire Murray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm-mmm the harvest is good this year

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    #21

    WikiHow image humor; illustration of backflip technique with a sightseeing joke.

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    ~hUmMuS vIbEs~
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living in Australia, I can confirm: I have to edit all my photos to flip them the right way up.

    somnomania
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would think at this point the technology would've evolved so that all cameras sold in australia automatically flip the photos!

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BeCaUsE AuStRaLiA’s UpSiDe dOwN

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I've been unknowingly watching Australian T.V

    Anti-Swift (Don’t judge)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s only upside down because it’s how to do a backflip

    David Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never close your eyes in Australia! Spiders, Snakes, Kangeroos

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    #22

    People sharing a meal with a caption: "Has anyone made anything good lately?" in a humorous WikiHow image.

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    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like the one where the husband says "Honey, did I ever tell you how good you cook?" Wife "No" Husband "Then why do you keep cooking??"

    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or how to get yourself kicked out of the house

    Amber Womack
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there both a chicken, and an entire hamburger on the table?

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad was trying to give a complement on a great dinner at home and he said, "There are people at fancy restaurants paying a ton of money for food that tastes worse then this."

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww bless his heart, we know what he meant

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    Juliet Hadaway
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she about to stab him with the cutlery

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed at this as my mommy quit cooking when I was about 4 and we all started drinking bourbon. Well, not me and my sister.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show him where the kitchen is. If he doesn't like it, he should cook (and go buy the groceries) himself

    #23

    Cartoon of a stone-like person talking to a man on the street, with a funny caption referencing a Medusa encounter.

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    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to completely misinterpret marijuana euphemisms?

    Zak Rasten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know it was that, but I get the classical reference which I think is the intention

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    Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The actual title at the right hand bottom though...

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She said " Let's get stoned and I'll make sure you get rock hard!"

    Zuccini Yaga
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he look so sad?? 😂 What IS this article

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    #24

    WikiHow image of a gray cat with clothespins, humorously captioned as a "hedgehog."

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    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTAF?! what was the context for this?!

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's pretty obvious though... It's to make it dry after you washed it.

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    Brandon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else notice that the clothespins are backward?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before that let's go to "how to use clothespins"

    Josh Tall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the clothespins are upside down....

    Rebecca Lederer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So as a vet this is not something I recommend...but it is a way to "scruff" a cat to make them relax when you don't have a helper to hold them. I wouldn't try it at home...unless you want to lose an eye.

    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not how cats OR PEGS work...

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people wonder why house cats kill their owners…

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buckaroo for those who have a cat and some pegs but not a buckaroo set.

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The clothes pins are upside down!!!

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    #25

    WikiHow image with funny caption about ending a marriage over pizza slice.

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if he ate the first seven while she was getting the paper plates out.

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy's head is massive. Was this shot on Easter Island?

    ~hUmMuS vIbEs~
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The proportions on the people are ridiculous.

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This particular WikiHow artist has... a rather odd art style, to say the least.

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. It was when he realised that she ordered pineapple on the pizza, that he knew that the marriage was over. 🍕

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that a bit dramatic. This response should be saved for eating the last doughnut.

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a house with 2 'boys' and my husband being obviously a man-I am always just letting them eat my food but I hide that dammed piece of pizza so quickly - no one ever knows who it was. LOL

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    #26

    A man lies in bed, eyes wide, with the word "John" repeatedly echoing around him.

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    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy: "Who the hell is John? Dad's name is Bill"

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist : John's the name of his friend...

    Any
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy: "Why am I named after my dad!?"

    Michigan Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "why is dad calling mom John??"

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reasons to quote when asking for sound cancellation ear phones that your parents won't argue with...

    Sofie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow reminds me of that cat on youtube saying long long john 😂😂

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up, my parents’ bedroom and mine shared a wall. Many a night, as a very innocent and pure child, I became upset because I thought my dad was beating my mom. Not just because of the moaning, but the repeated banging of the headboard. That’s right, Wes was banging Kathy.

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    #27

    WikiHow image of a boy with a bucket, humorously captioned about body shrinking but head staying the same.

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this one is for all those edited Instagram models!!

    Onion rings like to make your breath smelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no wonder why they always have microscopic stomachs and no intestines, its because they puke everything out so there is no need for them!

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there a wiki-how about treating lead poisoning? There should only be one panel and that says "go to the fricking doctor and do as they fricking tell you. NOW!"

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A symptom of lead poisoning, apparently

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, shouting into a plant pot is a well known symptom

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    Lulu John
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “How to drink out of a big cup”

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shrank...shrank, shrank, shrank. Curse that movie for making everyone forget how to conjugate that verb!

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    #28

    WikiHow image out of context with funny and dark caption about making a hostage comfortable.

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    Riddhi⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeahhh..and maybe just stick a piece of tape on their face so that they can relax and not talk😂

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely right. Screaming will only distract both of you and - importantly - could disturb your neighbours.

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    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this guy being tortured? Nickelback? (From the looks of him, maybe Celine Dion?)

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly since he didn't get the earplugs...

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    Magnus Eklund
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bags are fertilizer. And the head wrap hasnt been washed for several years.

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally I think may work on a train ?

    #29

    A smiling man in a WikiHow illustration holding an oversized wine bottle, with humorous text about lockdown.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to get through Monday at work

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really don't need a full bottle of wine. Half a bottle of whiskey will do the trick.

    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's... a lot of wine.

    David Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 or 3 of those if you have kids under 5

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    #30

    WikiHow image edited with a humorous caption about confronting a gossiping rat.

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those damn rats telling lies everywhere

    Tequila4Two
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need Lemmiwnks to stop him!

    Sofie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How to spot illness in rats". Now I see why she looks horrified ☠

    Gon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY DID YOU SAY IT HUH?!?!

    #31

    WikiHow image humorously showing a "cannibalistic meal plan" with color-coded body parts.

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    Eppe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't skip head day

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It gives a new meaning to leg day....

    ~hUmMuS vIbEs~
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If y'all try to steal my food, I'mma give you the cold shoulder. Literally.

    Little Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they don't leave any scraps

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an estimate, I'd say it would take more than one week to eat a whole person, unless the whole family is involved

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they haven't even considered stock with the bones, of leg of ham.

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    M Calad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard at this one 🤣🤣🤣

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    #32

    WikiHow image humor: multiple alarms set on a phone with a funny caption about divorce.

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so much like my alarm list :D

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine too!...I usually at least partially wake up by the 3rd one, but it takes a couple more to keep me up.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel personally attacked

    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gaaah, my husband does this, with alarms going off like every minute. And sometimes, after an hour or so, decides to sleep in, so all the alarms were for nothing... Drives me crazy! Still married, though. Maybe I'm too tired to think about divorce...

    Julian S.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only a psychopath would do this

    Carol Anne Benoit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This absolutely works. Add in an infant son and his schedule where he was a travelling repair/service man who flew around the world at a day or less notice and left the house at 5am, never packed his bag ahead of time. I remember a 4am scramble looking for one of his shoes so he could leave and we could go back to sleep. He had even created his own alarm sound from a ship's/oil platform emergency evacuation alarm.

    Evelyn McInroy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo it says only ring once!!! Make it ring until she picks it up! Thattts torture!

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jip that will work.... and then just sleep through all of them as well

    Laura
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oups... I am guilty of this. I have at least 10 alarms set at 5 minutes apart

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    #33

    WikiHow image humorously out of context, person in mirror chanting "Bloody Mary" as brunch order practice.

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    Riddhi⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll add a word: How to practice your LAST brunch order👻

    Helwin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you invite her to a restaurant ? Maybe she's just lonely !

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    Princess Toadstool
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll have three bloody Mary’s please, thank you

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the demon/ghost brings you your alcoholic drink. Smart!

    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this might lead to something less pleasant than a brunch

    Sofie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, like you becoming the actual brunch for the demon 😅

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    #34

    WikiHow image of a man with a lightsaber, humorously captioned about Jedi Knights and dysfunction.

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When 800 years old you are, as hard as this you will not be.

    Phendrena
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the upvote, i'll be nice because you got twonked by the red plebs from manc :)

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    notdream
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact there is an article about choosing a lightsaber anyway 😂😂

    Michigan Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if 800 years old you live to be? oak turns to willow. you will see...

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why IS it floppy though? The lightsaber, not d**k.

    #35

    WikiHow image humor: person smiling while reading a phone message saying "Want to go out? No!"

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha she said no! 😀👍

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason, my brain read your comment in Rocket's voice and it totally worked! *Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy

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    tmw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that a friend asked him to hang out and he said no. and he is happy b/c he doesn't want to go out. JOMO

    Tish Hankins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fine. I'm fine. Everything is fine.

    Ashley_Queen688
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This article is how to ask someone out using a text message, lol:)

    panda123
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With an exclamation point

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    #36

    WikiHow image with humorous caption about sneaking lettuce in a bra for snacks.

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Reaches into bra and pulls lettuce out sneakily*

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you keep the munching sound down, it's cool.

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on love, lettuce have a feel

    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm curious what the original Wikihow is explaining. How to keep cool as a woman during a heatwave? How to take your salad with you without a container? (I don't want to know where the dressing is kept.)

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has to do with easing engorgement during lactation, and those are cabbage leaves because they're sturdier.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Look, I don't mind smuggling the lettuce, but I draw the line at cucumber"

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not wasting a good bra for lettuce!!! Throw some candy in there!!!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will be all hot and wilted. Yuck

    Notorious DBT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you haven't breastfed before, cold cabbage leaves in your bra help reduce engorgement.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warm lettuce doesn’t work for me…

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    #37

    WikiHow image with humorous caption, a hand holds a remote pointed at a cat.

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    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chirp you hear is actually the bird the cat just ate.

    Nevid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to check if your car ate your car again.

    Infinity_Starr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for this helpful wikihow! My cat has been locked for so long!

    #38

    Man humorously barbecuing cow with a spatula, showcasing out-of-context WikiHow image with funny caption.

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    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhhh... disturbingly funny.

    Steve
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or "Tips for a DIY vasectomy"

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to make your giraffe move faster.

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this one made me laugh out loud at work.

    somnomania
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that doesn't look like a cow. maybe a giraffe, or an okapi but the markings are wrong

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    #39

    A person humorously pours tea from a kettle into a toilet, adding a funny caption to a WikiHow image.

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    Ray Heap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't actually have tea in that.

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly...that's why it's an interrogation method. A form of torture.

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting the milk in first then the tea or throw the tea leaves in the water kettle will do it every time.

    Sandra Boyd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, baking soda in first and then add vinegar will unblock just about anything.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm looking at that and thinking "why are they using a camping kettle"?

    Rai Grant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ? Who makes tea in a kettle?

    Deep One
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the serious side: You really don't want to put hot water in your toilet to clear a clog. You could melt the wax ring that serves as a gasket end end up with the toilet leaking.

    Butternut DerpFarts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t boiling water one way to clear a pipe?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works with the feet in the tea too

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    #40

    A hand holding a phone with a message about a beautiful day, taken from a WikiHow image, humorously captioned.

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    RandomX123
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An alternative: "It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like this, kids like you... SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL!

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that one scene in Avatar, where Katara says “The stars are so beautiful tonight, IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE THEM, TOPH!” Sorry if I got the quote wrong I don’t usually watch Avatar The Last Airbender-

    _-DungeonKeeper-_
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was able to make a really cheesy reference and chose not to. You're welcome

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mhm yas so helpful TEXTING it to them

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...activate the 'text to speech' function on their phone.

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    Ivanka Pee Morais
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um, how would the blind person see the message if he was blind??

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How to be romantic on the phone"... How exactly is this romantic? I would just cringe at it.

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    #41

    WikiHow image with a humorous caption about a man never being n**e in the shower.

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    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol wikihow to spy on your man (it says it in the corner)

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What to do when the plumber doesn't want to get his overalls wet while fixing your showerhead

    Caleb Farrknick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else getting Arrested Development vibes

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's face it... You're never gonna see it."

    #42

    WikiHow image with a hand pulling cow costume onto a person for humor.

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    Julia Larsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what that one is actually supposed to be. Why would you do that?

    Kyle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake Teats for a cow costume that will fool the “other cows”

    Kyle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s teats for a cow costume

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to always win at whack-a-mole.

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    #43

    WikiHow image out of context: person hiding under a desk from a shadowy figure pointing a gun.

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    Pau Tea
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the reports are due and you've been scrolling BP instead of finishing them

    CAMAW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does rub one out mean?

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who has cubicle dividers in their home? Zheesh... COVID is making people weird...

    Xenon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The desk is facing the wall. Intruder is still going to see you.

    Julia Jules Whitelegg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way more than I should have at this one..

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    #44

    WikiHow image taken out of context with a humorous caption, featuring a person lying on a couch during a therapy session.

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    Riddhi⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I wonder what this article was actually about!🤔🤔

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It SAYS "how to create a graphic novel."

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At last! We've found Loki's real mum!

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don’t need a psychotherapist, just a veterinarian.

    SDLT010
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It saws how to create a graphic novel in the corner... What's with the horns

    Evie Grove
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s how to create a graphic novel. It says at the bottom.

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How to Create a Graphic Novel"... alright, now I gotta see the article to find out what kind of step they're trying to illustrate.

    Jack Porter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TO Riddhi⭐ WIKIHOW TO CREATE A GRAPHIC NOVEL

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's a next level migraine.

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    #45

    Man using binoculars with funny caption; part of out-of-context WikiHow images series.

    spiritofjosh Report

    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just watch this : https://youtu.be/nFrPQ86kxo4 or search for The who asked radar on YT

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me looking for all the f***s I give.

    Dream SMP & Cosplaying
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of Quackity's song, 'Where are the askers'

    Sojourner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best one. Should be higher =w=

    #46

    Man running from an alligator at a 45-degree angle, showcasing people adding funny captions to WikiHow images.

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “AND CLASS THIS IS A *PANT PANT* 45º ANGLE OKAY???!! GET THAT!??!? OK LETS MOVE ON!!!”

    Magnus Eklund
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now every student will repeat this action. No, wheelchairs and a broken leg don't get you out of schoolwork Sam and Mindy."

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an acute attack, but the picture is rather obtuse ;-)

    Trex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish the gator would catch a golfer just once. That would finally make golf worth watching

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An answer to those who claim that most maths problems are useless in real life

    #47

    WikiHow image out of context with funny dark caption about post-mortem relationships.

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    Ni Sangra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kinda want to unsee this....

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner's asleep and I'm having SO much trouble not LMAO on these...

    Triv
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... With your own identical twin.

    Michigan Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's not how the human centipede is sposed to work. amatuers...

    JennaOrtegaObsession
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like his spirit is leaving his body rather than do push-ups and I feel that

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    #48

    Person maps ice and sand zones in a humorous WikiHow image with added funny caption.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the climate apocalypse there will be no ice zone anymore. It's just water or desert zones.

    Don't tread on me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not how that works. The zones will shift to different parts of the world

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    David Beaulieu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The impact of climate change is pretty unpredictable. Another ice age is not out of the question.

    #49

    WikiHow image edited humorously with dark caption on using an abacus to count votes in Nevada.

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    Onion rings like to make your breath smelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was i taught incorrectly or is this wrong? because im pretty sure that 1 is supposed to be on the 3 row from the right

    #50

    WikiHow image with a woman sarcastically asking, "Are you Amish?"

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's what the Joker looks like without makeup.

    ~hUmMuS vIbEs~
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they need a whole article on how to tell if someone is Amish, if they're just telling you to ask them "are you Amish?"

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I am not that puritan, that's is why I took the d*ck pic you asked me to take!

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I'm not Amish, you're just fugly. (Fvcking ugly)

    #51

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm interested in the initial article though!! Revenge on enemies? Interesting

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This one's a classic—pick up a pack of bang snaps (also known as pop-its, cherry poppers, and devil bangers) from your local gag gift store and tape 3 or 4 to each of the bumpers on the underside of your enemy's toilet seat. When they sit down to do their business, they'll trigger a series of miniature explosions sure to send their bowels leaping into their throat.' https://www.wikihow.com/Take-Revenge-on-Your-Enemies

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    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhh.... don't tell. There's too many who will happily carry a 4 foot level with them.

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ways to carry your spirit level with no hands. Option 1: horizontally...

    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with something hard between your legs?!

    #54

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    WordPain Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell you Martha, there was a giant canary in the park.

    Helwin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep quacking at them really loudly until they get fed up too

    #55

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    witb0t Report

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, this might be too subtle.

    Matthew Zornig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Analyze me like one of your French girls

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yeah, baby, you've got one hell of a DID on you...

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to act casual in live porngraphy

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people really google-how "to spot fake boobs" and this is an answer that it? Huh. now next question would be "how to get the lady with the suspect boobs sit naked in front of me without calling the police"

    Blue of the yams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell her you're a "nice guy" and I'm sure she'll drop her shirt

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to tell your friend they have crossed too many boundaries.

    Julia Jules Whitelegg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can feel an indecent proposal coming on..

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    #56

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    erebusstar Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if "How to Play With a Crayfish" wasn't weird enough

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have missed one!" Chef Louis chases Sebastian around the kitchen with a cleaver. (Little Mermaid reference)

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    ~hUmMuS vIbEs~
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This saved my life. I've been wondering how to make something happen between me and my crayfish.

    #57

    Alternate-Fake-Captions-Out-Of-Context-Wikihow-Pics

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, a lot of restorations all over the world failed miserably. Restoration is a craft that takes years of study and shouldn't be left to someone who is pretty decent at painting according to the Bob Ross method.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob Ross was a force of good in this world.

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    Beast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "how to deal with depression?"

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fake title is a reference to ecce mono(ecce homo)

    #58

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People pleasing: how to bend over backwards

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the Dire Straits sang: " Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera."

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To quote the late Victoria Wood and her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder, "If God had meant them to be raised and separated he would have put one on each shoulder."

    #59

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    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damnit i wished i knew this yesterday :D

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't fret, there'll be plenty of other days where your cat will be barfing.

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    The only Plueschopossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this on most mornings during my yoga practice. Now I will never get this out of my head 😂

    Jay Perrysmellz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha ;look at me this is u urrrrrrgghh

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, there's a strong possibility that she enjoys cat videos

    Julia Jules Whitelegg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to take a girl home on the first date??? Should this really be a thing???

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you COULD afford Netflix, personally, I think that YouTube and Chill sounds WAAAAAAAAAY better.

    #63

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I cannot praise this article too highly" - Matthew Hopkins

    DDmaybeandor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a cat who would be all over this article.

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    #64

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    Info-_-Superhighway Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A certain person who just REALLY HATES winnie (But I mean, who does?)

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would make a whole lot of people VERY upset if you would draw Winnie like that.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? He has absolutely nothing to cover up. Spoiler: He doesn't really need the shirt either.

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    SuperiorGalaxy123 Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Exorcist Workout with Jane Fonda.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She definitely has the devil in her, the traitorous "see you next Tuesday."

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to spot the alien in your yoga class.

    #67

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    moonpies4everyone Report

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    #68

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    alice_right_foot-esq Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like: How to convince your teacher that an argument over grades doesn't have to end in a school shooting as along as he admits that he was wrong.

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of an emergency is this meant to represent? Genuinely curious.

    Butternut DerpFarts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My school has hoodies up day a whole day to wear ur hoodie punishment free I forgot wat it’s fir

    #69

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    TurtBurglar97 Report

    Brian Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, this one is messed up! LOL

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kidnapping kids to learn how to take school photos is a mandatory part of our course.

    Trex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me giggle a little, sorry

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a high score? Man, I've been doing it all wrong!

    #70

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the girl who wrote on some dating app: "Your family will love me, your neighbors will hate me"?

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Later that evening the boyfriend kisses the girlfriend "Hmm, you taste just like grandma"

    #71

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    sergio_norboev Report

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I enjoyed this more BEFORE I found the PAN. It's kinda like discovering The Green Knight and realizing Monty Python wasn't just being completely silly.

    Trex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Green Knight, one of the worst movies ever. Never gonna get that 2.12 hrs of my life back. Fml

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And explain why you switched to meth in 2008.

    #73

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    Avocadorable
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn into a ghost so you can float through their feet.

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the next reading is from Corinthians. Dear, please could you take your tongue out of my ear?

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm just curious...

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How to be a Christian in the bedroom" LMFAO

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the missionary's position, in the dark, no pleasure, no foreplay, no birth control.

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 2 - remove shirt and ride on the bear

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So why is he still clothed? Oh! right - wrong type of bear.

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    witb0t Report

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, man I'm being oppressed and discriminated here. Can't even walk into a bar anymore because I refused to let them inject the mind control chip. And now they say I'll lose my job at the hospital if I refuse to have the vaccinations. What happened to my constitutional right and my freedom? " /S

    Bexxxxx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many people not catching the “/S” at the end 😂

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    Helwin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would continue the torture, purple is the worst color ! (kidding ofc, to each their own)

    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago

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    Daniel Marsh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How to dispose of the body of mammogram specialists?"

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So Beth, do you hydraulically crush your breast to expel milk as well?"

    Joybug
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard on that that I couldn't hit the upvote button till the fifth try.

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she really saying "They look like squashed tits"?

    Analyn Lahr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was the original article?

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I-.... Context please somebody??

    Dark Pearl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of that one After Life episode where Tony and Lenny visited a lady who made rice pudding with her own breast milk (Lenny loved it) and bread with her own vaginal yeast (Lenny loved it, while Tony was retching.)

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imaginary girlfriend:" You're exaggerating again Bob. It was once, back in 1998, on the 6th of june at 13:44 in aisle 15 of the Walmart on 4th street. It was a bit chilly that day and I wore that blue dress with the matching shoes."

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works particularly well if you were wearing fancy dress at the time

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ididn'tdonuffin, I was swept into the building by the insurgents!

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horses - laughing in the face of Covid19

    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horses actually spread a Hantavirus in Brisbane, Australia in 1994 (?)

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From "Defeating the Homosexual Agenda With Sparkles"

    Axolotl King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahaha our secrets are too complex for your small brain

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't worry kids! You don't need those toxic vaccines, pushed by big pharma. My miraculous essential oils will save you!" 🪦

    PeachPossum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rubbing mint oil on your eyebrows is a definite all-purpose remedy!

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    Jen-Jae
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment is hidden. 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰.

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    Tobias the Tiger
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original article title makes even less sense. Edit: Wait, no, nevermind, I read it as "How to Identify as an Orca Whale" at first. There's no "as".

    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago

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    "How to recognise when a guy busts a nut" 😳

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true, some have more and a lot of carpenters and people working at saw mills have less.

    Sarah M.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even people who have eleven fingers also have 10 fingers 😶

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    Xenon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this need an explanation?

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    Sanne H.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to check wikipedia for this one: Scoliosis is a medical condition in which a person's spine has a sideways curve.

    Terilee Bruyere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Often times it's not as serious as one would think. My daughter had scoliosis of her upper spine. We didn't even notice it until she had a chest X-ray.

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    Nadine Debard
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    4 years ago

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    Pungent Sauce
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was used to summon one.

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez I hate it when my pug cant understand calculus 9-9

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abortion according to idiots.

    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah...abortion is the killing of an UNBORN child, flushing a newborn down the toilet is a whole other level.

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    Downunderdude
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one: "Tip: remove ball. The buoyancy will impede flushing of body parts" The second one: "Hit your genitals with a club hammer. Effective for at least a month."

    Nevid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this child lost their wallet. The resemblance is stunning https://youtu.be/2li04wn7U4k?t=19

    Lovin' Life
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    4 years ago

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    Keep your legs together and this wouldn't be a problem

    A B C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you trying to enforce some kinda religious agenda on BP? That's gonna work well :)

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad to see Renee Zellweger reduced to handing out questionable doughnuts

    Mii
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How to respect an atheist"... what does that even have to do with a donut?!

    Jess-a-men
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an atheist I approve of people giving me donuts. It is the best way to respect people.

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    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No offence, but the one holding the basketball looks kind of gormless

    LILYANDPEARL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a real person, you can offend them as much as you like 😜

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    Jay Perrysmellz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im rooting for the guy with the basket ball some say it is still hinged

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what's the original? How to mix Mountain Dew with Gatorade?

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a mimic recipe of Baja Blast from Taco Bell. Tried it recently, and it really does taste like Mountain Dew mixed with Gatorade. Pretty good, though.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't that be Lysol and Dettol?

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    Francis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah finally a solution to my problem!

    Xenon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti-freezr is sweet, dogs would lap it up and likely die.

    Wonderful
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s deadly for everyone and apparently it tastes good. I had a friend in high school who’s dogs were killed by his best friend over something petty. Things were definitely different after that. That guy was evil.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add it to your central heating and you'll save a lot of money on heating. Seriously.

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rather some directions to Pound town

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile in the White House: "I did not have sex with that woman in the Oval Office."

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lawyers guns and money!

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    Oaklynn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the subreddit that these pictures are from is called r/disneyvacation.

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    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm too european for that shid ... Disneyland looks like a dystopian nightmare to me.

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