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There may be few things that all humans have in common, but one of them is that we’ve all got to eat! So if your appetite for memes is as big as your appetite for freshly baked chocolate chip cookies, we’ve got the perfect list for you down below.
We took a trip to the All You Can Eat Facebook page and gathered some of the most scrumptious, hilarious and relatable food-themed memes for you pandas. So enjoy scrolling through this delightful selection the chef has prepared for you today, and be sure to upvote all of the pics that hit you right in the stomach and the funny bone!
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#1
Danish Dynomummy 2 years ago
Not my chickens! They get to retire as pets, and just slender around our garden searching for free hugs and scratches
Miss Frankfurter 2 years ago
True story🤣🤣 I moved onto a farm last fall. This spring my neighbours next door got some chickens, and of course a rooster. I can watch them out my living room window. They’re all rather sedate, including the rooster. One day I see the rooster across the road. Next thing I see is him making a mad dash running across the road. (Never does this) to where I can’t see from my window. I got up to look out the window thinking something was wrong. Nope. Nothing. He just decided to run across the road. Just because.
aFellowCat 2 years ago
If she was able to run out to a grocery store, why not escape right away lol
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#2
DC 2 years ago
What made us curious about drugs and finally decide to try them was the propaganda shoved into us in 6th grade. They promised us hallucinations and all that, just from weed! We gotta try that, we thought, and were not exactly disappointed, but kinda readjusted our expactations. Hadn't they pushed so hard how bad all that is, I guess it could have taken another 2 years before we finally tried it.
Loverboy 2 years ago
I've been pressured by strangers to eat vegan meat more than I've been pressured to be Christian by my grandmother.
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
First they start with the oat and next thing you know your fridge is full of oat, soy, almond and cashew milk and your slumped on the floor in front of it milk drunk with no clue what your name is.
Peter 2 years ago
Almond milk is horrific for the environment. So much water used and destruction of polinator colonies. Plus the carbon footprint. It's really bad
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YukiChou 2 years ago
Can be but not when you have coeliac. It's rather painful after drinking.
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Heather McDonald 2 years ago
which is sad, because the production of drugs uses a lot less water than the production of oatmilk.
#3
Thegoodboi 2 years ago
I…I have a bone to trade? I swear I didn’t just dig it up…
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David 2 years ago
The creepy part for me is not the shape. It's why are they not sinking or dissolving? Regular sugar cubes do both almost right way in a hot beverage.
Nina 2 years ago
You only need fine sugar, water, one of these small silicone molds (skulls, bones ...) and a little bit time for drying. Everything is possible ... ☠
jburgh 2 years ago
Do you have a recipe for sugar to water? I assume the sure is the superfine stuff. Thanks!
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Cappuccino (She/Him) 2 years ago
A kid called me emo in the hallway at my school… now that I’ve seen this and liked it I think he’s right 😅
All You Can Eat is a Facebook page and website dedicated to sharing all things food related. On Facebook, they tend to focus on posting hilarious memes and jokes about eating, while their website features recipes and articles all about food. And clearly, they’ve done a great job gaining a following, as the Facebook page that warns viewers it “will make [them] hungry” has amassed an impressive 654k followers since its creation in 2019. Meanwhile, the website, which shares recipes and food news, seems to receive plenty of engagement as well.
If you’re interested in food news, All You Can Eat shares articles about new products, bizarre and unusual headlines, news about restaurants and alerts about recalls. And when it comes to the recipes shared on All You Can Eat, everyone is sure to find something that sounds tasty. The categories featured are breakfast, lunch, dinner, desserts, appetizers, sandwiches, snacks, side dishes, seafood, pork, chicken and beef. Some creative recipes that have recently been uploaded are Air Fried Cadbury Creme Eggs, Cherry Vanilla Coke Poke Cake, Parmesan Shell Spaghetti Tacos and No Bake Blueberry Cheesecake. You can genuinely find all you can eat right here!
#4
Headless Roach 2 years ago
Almost. Grease should be dripping from at least one of them.
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StrangeOne 2 years ago
Mine would have their own cities. It took me years to perfect pancakes.
Widdershins66 2 years ago
The one thing that I can proudly attest to, is that I have mastered the art of the First Pancake 🎉 The recipe includes a wee amount of really, really hot oil, patience and courage. 🔥
GigiBlu Vintage 1 year ago
But why does this happen??? Forget the meaning of life, I need answers on this! 🤣🤣🤣
#5
Alfonsothenerdyalpaca 2 years ago
Sir, does that BLT have pineapple on it? This is a federal crime.
Mariele Scherzinger 2 years ago
I heard pineapples are natives of the Sandwich Islands.
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Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
In Salem MA, the police cars have a silhouette of a witch on a broom.
Eris Kallisti 2 years ago
I always thought it was funny that Sandwich was down the road from Mashpee so the signs on Rte 6 read "Mashpee Sandwich"
Luna Crow 2 years ago
What about everything in Boring, for that matter.. the Boring Brewery, the Boring Garden Supply.. There used to be a Boring Strip Club, but it failed because it succeeded in living up to the name. Went in there once and the dancers were more interested in playing video poker than dancing
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Hugh Walter 2 years ago
There's a town called Sandwich in Kent, it's much, much, much older . . .
#6
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Unpopular opinion: Everyone on BP bashes Hershey's chocolate. HOLY C**P Toblerone is inedible c**p! And Nestle's s pretty much identical to Hershey's.
Anh Aline Vuo 1 year ago
Maybe the toblerone you had was made in America. Choccy made in the USA in indeed pure vomit.
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Food is something we all literally cannot live without, but we can derive a lot of pleasure from it too! Food is an integral component when celebrating holidays in many places around the world, and there’s nothing like sharing a fresh, home cooked meal with loved ones, accompanied by hours of conversation, of course. Food brings people together, nurtures our bodies and can even be a creative outlet for many people who love to experiment in the kitchen. And when it comes to why eating can feel so wonderful at times, research suggests that we can get a rush of dopamine from the first few bites of a delicious meal.
“Researchers at the Max Plank Institute in Germany used a new positron emission tomography (PET) technique to track the release of the neurotransmitter dopamine in specific brain regions when volunteers ate either a tasty milkshake or a tasteless solution,” David DiSalvo explained for Forbes. “The study found that dopamine was released twice in the brains of those drinking the milkshake: first when the milkshake was ingested and again when it hit the stomach.”
#8
Auntriarch 2 years ago
What a cute good boi, let me take the bones from this chikoon leg for you
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I wait until I get home and put on my Conan the Barbarian costume. My cat LOVES the Costco roast chickens. Like stand on her hind legs by the sink with her front legs straight up like 2 year old begging for something they can't reach. I'd worry about the salt content but I only get one once in a while. (cuz my own salt intake is an issue as well)
unfilteredCigarette73 2 years ago
Oh I have done this before and the woman who walked by had a look of both disgust and jealousy
Jude Laskowski 2 years ago
The rotisserie chickens in my supermarket are more like rotisserie pigeons.
Anya Beboop 2 years ago
This seems to be a common joke and I'm not sure why it's always rotisserie chicken with bare hands in a car.
#9
David 2 years ago
Ice cream is a whole lot harder than nacho pump cheese. BTW, almost the same thing as what they said - Dip fortune cookies in ice cream. Fortune cookies taste very similar to a waffle cone. And they are hard so you break in half and each half is a 'scoop' or little cone. SOURCE: Me have done. :)
BatPhace 2 years ago
Wait I thought everybody did this with broken cones? Am I the only one? I used to smash the boxes of waffle cones to do this specific thing 😁
RedPanda 2 years ago
I did too but they would break off to easily. David suggested using fortune cookies and I’m honestly gonna try that if I can get my paws on some
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This dopamine rush we receive from the tasty treats we crave might partially explain why it’s so hard to resist that gorgeous donut or that creamy mountain of pasta. But it’s encouraging to remember that the pleasurable feelings only last for the first few bites or sips of that delectable treat. So we don’t actually need to eat the entire burger or slice of cake to enjoy it. A few bites now and the rest for later will usually do the trick! We all deserve to indulge and enjoy delectable treats, but we may need even less of them than we expect. “Remember that your cravings are fueled by not just one but two generous jolts of a potent brain chemical that routinely smashes our willpower,” DiSalvo writes. “Plan your exposure to delicious treats accordingly.”
#10
Mildly Annoyed Penguin 2 years ago
I'm going to go out on a limb here and state that the "translations" are a parody or joke. :-)
#11
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Soulmate! I have exactly zero pieces of clothing that are "unbaptized". I can have napkins covering my lap entirely, and still manage to glib something out n myself. SMH
Somebodys grandmother 2 years ago (edited)
Yes! I have found my people!!! Yes!!!!❤️
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Random Dent 2 years ago
I once ate a bowl of pasta without spilling any. It was about 5 years ago, and I'm still telling people
The Other Guest 2 years ago
I often say I'm gonna get a custom pin that says, "It was clean when I put it on."
Karri Berkowitz 2 years ago
My kids are convinced my "boobs are big b/c I feed them too much".
Immortal Jellyfish 2 years ago
I also can't pour or stir anything without spilling. I'm gifted.
Denis Zotov 2 years ago
My wife loves to buy me white shirts and then counts how many dinners they can survive
#12
Grace and Lucy 2 years ago
Saw Cole's Law dancing with Attorney Hellman at the Slaw Bowl. ( Salt n Peppa dished out the music ).
Laura Lett 2 years ago
I was just thinking that , your always hungry...my Tiskie understands.
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According to UpMeals, food is the most nurturing gift you can offer someone. Remember all of those times your parents made you chicken noodle soup while you were sick in bed with the flu or grandma stopped by with some delicious muffins to help give you the strength to get out of bed? Food can definitely be a love language, and preparing or eating meals with another person is a great way to bond. Taking the time to chop up ingredients together and ensuring that your meal is prepared with love may require effort, but it’s certainly worth it, for your stomach and your soul!
#13
Loverboy 2 years ago
I'm not the only one who just eats bread, right? Nothing added, just straight bread
#14
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Twisted is right up my alley. That kid's going places!
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Luna Crow 2 years ago
The cake is really well done! I'm betting those are candy rocks, and I'm curious what they made the lions from
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Mystery Egg 2 years ago
This reminds me of the time I took my nephew (6 at the time) to see Narnia in the Cinema. ALL the little kids were crying when Aslan was killed by the White Witch. Not my nephew, he couldn't contain is (loud) laughter! Thankfully he is a well rounded 21 year old now...I think.
#15
Food can also be used to make connections with others. “Traditionally, when food was harvested it was shared with those in the community as an offering of care as we saw above, but also as a way to celebrate and come together,” the UpMeals team notes. “A big harvest would yield a big meal to celebrate the end of a season. Many indigenous communities across the world celebrate seasonal harvests by coming together and sharing the food that everyone has worked hard to grow and care for.”
“This practice can be seen in different versions around the world and even in our modern-day to day life (think of pumpkin and apple picking in the fall with friends, or driving out to a blueberry farm to harvest as much as you can to take home),” UpMeals goes on to explain. “These are activities that we still seek out and do for fun in the company of those close to us. Sharing time together over dinner (in smaller groups than usual right now) also allows time for plentiful conversation, debate, storytelling, and building memories. These spaces strengthen our relationships with those around us and help us build stronger, healthier communities.”
#16
sturmwesen 2 years ago
Speak for yourself. I am the youngest of three I will likely eat it out of spite.
Jodi 2 years ago
I'd eat it you can tell from the edge that its shaped like that and not been bitten
Ann Coffman 2 years ago
You can also tell by the Fact that there's a flipping Cookie Cutter that exact shape Right Next To The Cookie!
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#17
SCP 4666 2 years ago
yep, now the europeans have to put ketchup on thei fries
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#18
JessieJ&LilyLovebug 2 years ago (edited)
Still spelled it wrong...just ask the Sandwich Police.
Reyes 2 years ago
Guy just went on the Sandwich Police’s most wanted list
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Clément D. 2 years ago
And within one minute: receives text, answers, gets awesome idea and makes standing sandwinch involving he got ime to find supplies and preps, receives 2nd text, answers 2nd text, takes picture an d sends picture. Faaaast or scripted (still duper funny)
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It can be easy to get sucked into the vortex of diet culture and start to view food purely as fuel. The numbers can be exhausting to keep track of, and worrying about your calorie, carbohydrate and protein intake too much sucks all of the joy out of eating. But it’s important to know that enjoying our food can actually be beneficial for our health.
“Enjoyment tells the parasympathetic nervous system to trigger its relaxation response. This is the same system that gets your digestion going by relaxing the muscles in your gastrointestinal tract and increasing digestive juices,” Alissa Rumsey, MS, RD, CDN, CSCS, writes for US News. “So when you are eating food that tastes good and brings you pleasure, you're also triggering digestion. The opposite can happen as well: If you eat something that you don't really want or like, or you feel guilty or ashamed while eating it, you trigger the body's stress response. This partially shuts down digestion and can lead to insulin spikes, fat storage and gut issues like bloating, constipation or diarrhea.”
#19
DC 2 years ago
I did this with a breadbag full of seeds that came off my ... brezel-dough-baguetette or such ... and got some thin-layered piece of sunflower seed stuck in my eye. Had to go to the workshop (happened at work, I worked in the office there) to get an eyecleaner bottle and get rid of that thing when it started to really bother me the next day. Damned? Damned.
Rylee Evergreen 🇺🇦 2 years ago
The glossiness of her lips is the highlight of my year. Bloody heck she's beautiful
#20
David 2 years ago
funny. But to be fair - it DOES say chicken in the upper right, and though we do not often think about it - the type of bird makes a difference. Meat breeds are different than layers. And an old laying hen that has been butchered used to be called a stew hen / chicken because the meat was tougher and needed to be stewed for a long time.
PrettyJoyBird 2 years ago
Pssst *eyeroll* we got it and know thanks so much for the mansplain and ruining the fun joke
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In the UK we don't usually say tuna fish. Most of us typically (allowing for some who might not!) just say tuna. I've often wondered why add the fish bit when it's obvious but I can't say it's kept me awake at night!
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Jon Mock 2 years ago
You don't have to try at all, us eating something does not define it as meat
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#21
Ronnie Cutshall 2 years ago
That or not eat for three days. Then size does not matter
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Mike_The_Nike 2 years ago
especially if whole sticks of butter are involved 😋 (those are involved in my plan for my first apartment, along with a tub of ive cream)
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Being present while eating and savoring every bite can also keep us in touch with our hunger cues and allow us to feel satisfied with appropriate quantities of food. “When you don't get the pleasure you are seeking, your brain interprets that missed experience as hunger, so you continue to eat more and more in an attempt to feel satisfied,” Rumsey goes on to explain. “Satisfaction, however, is what really turns off the drive to eat. When you enjoy the food that you are eating, it is much easier to stop eating when you are full.”
#22
Laura Lett 2 years ago
That was me , after four hours at the CPA. So drained, ate chocolate and scooped peanut butter with it.
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Jeremy Bolanos 2 years ago
Where do you get tuna in the can that's drained? I only find packaged tuna like this.
Spencer's slave 2 years ago
But, but what happens when Cat hears the tin open and there's no tuna juice? I'm seriously not ready for that kind of Cat disappointment.
#23
Blackheart 2 years ago
I saw the guy right off and wondered what was I missing. But then again I am from the South so, there is lots of cammo here.
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DC 2 years ago
This especially disgusting specimen even placed some offcut feet there to go with it ... what is happening to this world ... littering, shoppingcarting, feeting all over the place ... SO SAD!
Muff_Fluff 2 years ago
Why is this not the top comment you ungrateful heathens what happened to the upvote gods
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AP 2 years ago
Still can’t see a person. I’m confused. It’s just a cart in a bagged salad aisle.
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Daniele Ribolla 2 years ago
if there is some space, me too park it in the middle, but BETWEEN the aisles
Rumsey recommends slowing down and staying mindful when eating, making a list of all of the foods you enjoy to keep handy, asking yourself what you really want before dining, and removing labels from food that hold moral weight. “Guilt counteracts any pleasure you would otherwise feel, and makes it tough to enjoy the food,” she explains. “Plus, eating foods you enjoy but have labeled as off-limits often leads to overeating or binging because who knows when you'll let yourself have those foods again (and what the heck, the day is already shot, right?). Changing your mindset and viewing foods as neutral allows you to make choices based on health, satisfaction and self-care, which increases the pleasure you feel.”
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Sue from England 2 years ago
Quick fix. Run the baguette under the tap quickly so it's wet. Put it in the oven and set it to 350°. When the oven has heated up (about 5 mins) take the baguette out and it's as fresh and crispy as when it was first baked. Works every time!
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Marie-Stephane Art 2 years ago
That is only true for the industrial type. Try traditional ones made by a real baker, 1 they taste great and 2 they keep for 2/3 days
Mat O'Dowd 2 years ago
Please come to France, most bakers are artisan, and your baguette doesn't harden that fast. Usually good to eat the next day as well. If in France, the "Tradition baguette" are made on site, without deep freezing, with only bread flour, yeast, water and salt.. By law! (Decree of the 13th of September 1993 https://www.legifrance.gouv.fr/loda/id/JORFTEXT000000727617/ )
I sincerely apologize if this list has made you hungry, pandas. But if you’re finding many of these memes to be relatable, we hope you know that you’re not alone! We're all familiar with the struggles of creating a wonky first pancake or resisting the urge to pour the chip crumbs at the end of the bag into our mouths. Keep upvoting the memes you get a kick out of, and feel free to share any more clever food jokes you have up your sleeve in the comments down below. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another food-related Bored Panda article, you can find one featuring photos of the most ridiculous alternatives to plates restaurants have chosen to use right here!
#28
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Why pile it up like that? I just spray it into my mouth. Saves cleaning.
April Caron 2 years ago
Anytime my dog hears the swooooooosh sound a can of Reddi-wip makes… she comes running and wants me to swooooooosh some into her mouth. 🐶
BlueEyesWhiteDragon 2 years ago (edited)
Reddi-wip knows that you need 15 cans just to get enough whipped cream for a normal shortcake because their stupid cans clog up every time you use them.
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#30
Julia Mckinney 2 years ago
I really need those tongs in my kitchen! Hope my husband doesn't get upset.
#31
John George 2 years ago
Just wants to ketchup on some zzz's. But will he cut the mustard tomorrow morning? He could be in a real pickle.
Laura Turner 2 years ago
All the ingredients are there! Including the towel, bucket, and recovery position.
#32
Ann Coffman 2 years ago
I would too. Wasted away again in Margaritaville, woohoo!
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Laura Lett 2 years ago
I did that this morning. The metal straw won't melt, the other one did.
#34
Error 404 (He/They) 2 years ago
"Have you ever heard of a Leaf Wellington–"...
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ShyWahine 2 years ago
Too bougie for me – I’ll just settle for a simple corn dog dipped in ketchup
Thomas E S Thomas 2 years ago
Y'all, that what you call livin' high on the hog! Them's corn dogs an ketchup!
#35
Jessi Lovely 2 years ago
Ha! We don’t ASK, stupid. We swallow that s**t dry, along with our self respect
still the same farting bee 2 years ago
This is totally of topic but i just saw a tv show where this family had a pet capybara! Also same XD
Kade 2 years ago
fvck yes. whenever i have to order in a restaurant i repeat what i'm going to say like five million times in my head and then i still mess something up lmao. it's not introverts tho it's social anxiety. introverts aren't afraid of public situations, they just prefer being alone. this was funny, thank you
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
What does this hafta do with introversion? I don’t get it. Introverts wanna be alone, in quiet. Introverts draw strength from being alone and in peace. An introvert isn’t likely to go out to eat, but we’ll let it slide for the sake of the joke. Now tell me what people doing gymnastics in a playground hasta do with an introvert asking a waitress for ketchup, please? I’m totally not getting it, and I’m an introvert. Why am I doing gymnastics while waiting to talk to the waitress?
#36
Ilyanna Gerzanich 2 years ago
You just know, they knew what they were doing when making this sign.
#37
Johnny 2 years ago
https://kuwaitlocal.com/news/asian-woman-jumps-out-of-car-after-she-was-kidnapped
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Thegoodboi 2 years ago
Always wear a seatbelt. Can anyone tell me what happens when one does not wear a seatbelt?
Edward Monks 2 years ago
Tomato? How about everything other than the burger? Source: me last night
April Pickett 2 years ago
I know, that tomato slice has the ability to fall completely off the sandwich and all over you.
#38
Dizavid 2 years ago
Awww...A Cockwork Orange was just sitting right there and you iust ignored it.
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Sue User 2 years ago (edited)
There is a famous movie called "A Clockwork Orange" and the violent hang dressed like this.
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Chris Landrum 2 years ago
instead of playing The Blue Danube as background music it will be My. old Kentucky home
Nekokamiguru 2 years ago
Colonel Sanders once went off at a cook at a KFC because the gravy tasted like wallpaper paste.
#40
Austin Sauce 2 years ago
A better idea is to freeze lemonade cubes and then you’ll have an Arnold Palmer that gets sweeter as you sip it
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago
Do this but with cherry juice or something similarly cherry flavored. Put in your glass of coke. As they melt= cherry coke lol
#41
Neon Panda 2 years ago
🤦♀️ it took me too long. I just read ‘noice’ over and over saying ‘I don’t get it’
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Julia Mckinney 2 years ago (edited)
Wow, now THAT'S what I call extreme couponing! Although, I was in a grocery store last weekend where some of the balsamic vinegar is so pricey that it has to be locked up (between $100-250)so I guess you could spend that much and fill that cart.
Bobby 2 years ago
I have 2 teenage kids in my house. I can't even go to the dollar general for a movie night snack run for less than 100 lol
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Amanda Rose 2 years ago
With how much the price of the groceries is going up, this is about right!
Clearly sunny 2 years ago
I'm in Australia and I could spend $250 and only fill half the fridge so!!
Clearly sunny 2 years ago
But there are some cupboard items and toiletries.
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Riley Quinn 2 years ago
You know you've made it when you don't have to add up every item in your head to save yourself embarrassment at the register.
Ralph Watkins 2 years ago
Honey, I filled up a shopping cart & it only cost $50 for everything.
Surfing Panda 2 years ago
Might be the reason that shopping carts are less deep than they used to.
#43
Danish Dynomummy 2 years ago
Plant the seeds and youll have New strawberries! I do this every year
Thomas E S Thomas 2 years ago
What's a good way to bother your neighbors? Plant strawberries next to the fence.
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Don't even bother with the fence. Y'all come over to my yard and I'll set you right up!
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StrangeOne 2 years ago
I'm 5'5 and climb the shelves if I have to. Hate it when at that moment an employee appears and is all like "You know, you can ask for help. Don't climb on the shelves." Meanwhile, I could be searching for someone for 10, 15 minutes.
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I WAS an employee and I climbed the shelves, LOL! I had to in order to reach the product on the top shelf and employees from other departments were always nicking our department's stepladder. One time my store assistant manager walked by and caught me climbing the shelves, four shelves up from the ground. Our eyes met. I'm about to pee myself, figuring I've lost my job. He gave a little sigh and said "I didn't see that. Don't let me *catch* you climbing the shelves again." Joe, wherever you are, you were a rad manager. We missed you when you transferred XD
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QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
I'm 5'1" and I walk with a cane. They're great for hooking stuff down from the shelves over my reach. I even get stuff down for other vertically disadvantaged folks.
Cheryl Ramsay 2 years ago
I'm 5'2" and also walk with a cane. I usually ask for help (IF I can find a worker) or just ask a tall shopper but the last time I went to the store, what I needed was on the top shelf and way, way, WAY in the back. My cane would not have helped. When I found a worker and asked for help she wandered away and got a stepladder. Why don't stores put "grabbers" in their aisles?
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freakingbee (they/them) 2 years ago
when you're short you learn to either climb or knock down items with other items
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
I’m 4’9, either I go on one foot on first shelf, grab a another long item to knock it down, wait for a taller person to walk by( employee or not) lastly, ask myself if l really needed that item and leave, short ppl problems
Helen Bennett 2 years ago
5'11" and I like being able to help people. Please do ask (nicely) :-)
Kise Miarse 2 years ago
Or you could just monkey-climb the shelves. One of these days I'm gonna wipe out and embarrass myself, but until then . . . 😇😇
Spittnimage 2 years ago
I used to wait until someone tall came by and ask them to get it for me, now I just use my cane handle to pull it forward so I can reach it.
#45
Mindy Megas-Loucks 2 years ago
So THAT'S why they're always so cold! They were using them before... 🤔😳😖
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Skid Marks 2 years ago
You scream, I scream ..... When you pull this out we all scream. Aarrrggghh!
Hey! 2 years ago
Million dollar question here. You win. Must have a lot of DNA on it too if it needs to be cleaned.
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Jenn C 2 years ago
It's not for ice cream, it's used by a gynecologist in a certain female area...
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Hey! 2 years ago (edited)
Doesn't your doctor rinse it in hot water??? Warm, sorry, not hot.
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Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago (edited)
well technically I'm nb but being afab i still have to have these done ofc so.. yes. yes I did cringe
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Anyone who would have one of these at home would surely know what it is.
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#47
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Every damn cereal! I have sensitive gums and anything with a crunch cuts me up; I will not be deterred though
Ralph Watkins 2 years ago
I was at the dentist the other day & had an irritation in behind my one tooth. He asked me what was going on there. Potato stick injury.
Tinykame 2 years ago
Because the second bowl of captain crunch is equivalent to eating thumb tacks in reference to pain inflicted.
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MaggieMay85 2 years ago
But after the second, you’re like, “screw it, it’s gonna hurt either way”
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PrettyJoyBird 2 years ago (edited)
Except normally you are cooking or frying not baking. At least i dont bake in mine. In the stove oven or toaster oven. Guess its about the same depending on what you are making. Also doubt Mr Friar Sir His Holyness does his own cooking from the looks of when this portrait was painted.
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Ansi 2 years ago
This gives me the same vibe as when my children screams: "mom come here" while they sit absolutly still, not doing anything, not even hinting that bringing a towel/napkins on my way would be a good idea. 🤦♀️
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Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
Who just puts a full drink in the passenger seat without a seat belt??
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StrangeOne 2 years ago
Ever take a glimpse at the security cameras and then have this feeling like "Oh s**t. Now they think I'm thinking of stealing."
GlamourGhoul 2 years ago
I like to wave at the cameras, and pretend to consult them on brands by holding a product up and mouthing "this one?"
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Regina Machamer 2 years ago
My sister and her ex actually got stopped when they were leaving the supermarket once YEARS ago.. they took them into the security office and showed them footage of him eating like 4 grapes and threatened to call police lmfao they settled it somehow without cops but I was dying when they came home and told us
PrettyJoyBird 2 years ago (edited)
Which country and store? Seems they had the strictest policies in the World. My goodness was the security service bored. Small town posh groceries?!
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Oh my ... I got cought trying out grapes. The lady of Rewe near Braunschweig's railway station forced me to try ALL kinds of grapes they had and made me buy some. And they were about the best grapes I had that year - thanks for forcing me to actually buy and NOT only try out and then decide not to!
Caroline Kimber 2 years ago
My Granny when eating the fudge from the pick n mix in Tesco. No sh*ts given!
PrettyJoyBird 2 years ago
Title should be preschool toddler that did not make it to potty and has yet to tell someone. Too long. Haha
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Robert Trebor 2 years ago
Teenage boy looking fascinated by hair curlers until the condom display is clear.
2econdSelf 2 years ago
This store looks like it’s located in the lower level of my old high school.
Canine Queen 2 years ago
Me pretending to be looking at aspirin until the aisle completely empties so I can peruse the tampons or condoms.
Alfonsothenerdyalpaca 2 years ago
Wait… I might know the guy on the left. He looks like this kid who was in my science class last year.Identicle
Lauren Caswell 2 years ago
When two ppl do this, each in front of what the other wants. Been there 🤦♀️
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2econdSelf 2 years ago
If you’re not busy, I’d like to invite you and the person with the Oreo ice cream roll to come hang out.
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Knitting Panda 2 years ago
Time to get up for my midnight snack. Well 11:30, close enough. Want this.
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Majungasaurus 2 years ago
I was curious so I had to Google. “Heavy duty mayonnaise is your basic mayo, except it’s fortified with extra egg yolks. This results in a thicker condiment that not only serves as a regular spread for items like sandwiches but also has some unique properties for dishes you probably haven’t thought about much.” https://thetakeout.com/best-mayonnaise-for-restaurant-cooking-extra-heavy-duty-1849332953
Jumped_up_pantry_boy 2 years ago
I was bought up in a pub and the toilet paper we bought in bulk was called Izal Professional. Like it's a profession?
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Amanda Rose 2 years ago
This just makes me think of fried green tomatoes which I haven't had in ages. Now I'm hungry again.
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freakingbee (they/them) 2 years ago
donuts are amazing i would still take that as a compliment tbh
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Sheena Leversedge Wood 2 years ago
most people don't refrigerate eggs in the UK. They're sold at room temperature, and usually kept at room temperature. because we don't scrub or bleach them before sale which leads to them needing refrigerating. they keep for ages at room temperature, and they cook better from room temp. too.
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
YES! I watched it all the time when I was a kid! (And Highway to Heaven too!) I was 9 when Michael Landon died, I was so sad when my mom told me :(
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Nosirrow 2 years ago
I made broccoli patties today. Very yummy and I don't even like broccoli. The secret ingredient is cheese.
Just stopping by 1 year ago
I know it's months later but can I have the recipe? They sound good
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Owen Godwin 2 years ago
For context, ‘ananas’ means pineapple in French, German, Dutch, and Italian. Idk why they’re all the same.
SCamp 2 years ago
And about 50 other languages. The odd one out is English
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Richard Salisbury 2 years ago
English when encountering a pineapple for the first time; "It seems similar to an apple in that you cannot eat the core, but it has ridges like on a pinecone, what shall we call it? How about a pineapple?" Other European cultures; "It was in the box next to the bananas, what shall we call it? I can just rub the 'b' off..."
Thomas E S Thomas 2 years ago
They both originate in Peru. Funny they showed them in India in the Jungle Book.
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Knitting Panda 2 years ago
Double grounded.. And he gets to eat "dinner surprise" every evening.
S Schmidt 2 years ago
Yes, Monday night tinned peaches, Tuesday night dog food...
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Sue from England 2 years ago
Guess what the kid is having for dinner for the next three weeks? No? Well they don't know either!
Thomas E S Thomas 2 years ago
Ha! At least you can Google the code on the bottom of the cans. Each one is unique to the product.
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
I remember when idiots at my local market back in the day would do this, it would end up in the clearance bin
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QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
What was with the "put anything you've got into a gelatin mold and we'll call it salad" thing? Seriously. I've seen dozens of recipes for any number of gelatinized disasters. Aspic? Yeah, that's what it tastes like, too!
Auntriarch 2 years ago
You're on a roll today, that's the second time I've sorted coffee over my phone
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Amanda Rose 2 years ago
Hey kids! Instead of Easter baskets this year, you're getting nightmare fuel!
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Attila Ángyán 2 years ago
Or maybe it doesn't contain pistachios, just some artificial flavour
BlueEyesWhiteDragon 2 years ago
The flavoring is so artificial, they can't legally call it pistachio ice cream in the larger font. I believe Great Value is the Walmart store brand and I am sure they didn't bother using much real pistachio.
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Michael Largey 2 years ago
Lettuce know when it's bean finished. Is the narrator a volunteer, or is he getting a celery? Because it would be rutabaga for money.
Charlie the Cat 2 years ago
"What's taters precious?" "Po-ta-toes. Boil'em, mash'em, stick'em in a stew."
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. No, I won't do that.
Headless Roach 2 years ago
But I'll never stop dreaming of you Every night of my life, no way 🎶
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Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost 2 years ago
I made this!! And for extra giggles, I took the leg bone from our Halloween skeleton... It was a hit!
Amanda Rose 2 years ago
Damn. Made meatloaf for dinner last night. Why didn't I think of this?
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Kise Miarse 2 years ago
To anyone unfamiliar with the joke: "cut the cheese" is slang for "f a r t."
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Thomas E S Thomas 2 years ago
That's from too much lotion. Your skin is retaining water in splotches.
Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
Not always! I never use lotion, ever. My hands look like the cheese
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Ovata Acronicta 2 years ago
When I'm too warm, yep. More color-accurate on the Jack than that person too, god I'm pale.
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BlueEyesWhiteDragon 2 years ago (edited)
Pizza is out of their jurisdiction. It is a savory pie. Now if it had been a calzone...
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Apparently it was just a joke XD https://www.teenvogue.com/story/teens-pretend-they-bought-house-meme Though the two of them are officially engaged now, which is cute!
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David Martin 2 years ago
One time, I won a gift card for a free small Jamba Juice at my job. When I cashed it in, they asked if I wanted to upgrade the size, so I went to a large and paid by debit card, not realizing my account was THAT LOW on funds, and incurred an overdraft fee. In the end, my "free" Jamba Juice prize cost me about $22 -_-
April Caron 2 years ago
My partner’s son and daughter-in-law are 24. They look even younger. And they both have unusual niche jobs that pay way beyond what most people make. They bought an expensive house in a very upscale neighborhood… and one day, while my partner’s son was checking the mail at the community mailboxes, a neighbor casually says, “I see you kids all the time, since you moved in… but I never see your parents.” Confused he replies, “Yeah, they don’t live here. It’s just my wife and I.” Then it was time for the neighbor to be confused, “What?!! Your wife?!! I thought that was your sister! Noooo… you’re pulling my leg. How old are you?” The neighbor just could not believe two “kids” could afford a house in that neighborhood. It was hysterical! But also, the “kids” understood. They’re very down-to-earth and humble. They feel lucky to have made the choices they made that put them in the financial position they’re in. (And of course we’re very proud of them. 😊)
Carla Phillips 2 years ago
I call BS, how can 16 and 17 year old kids buy a house? That requires entering into a contract and they can't legally do that. I'm guessing there's more to the story.
Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago (edited)
there is, it was a joke, as Lakota Wolf has shared. :)
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
They should bring back the mcnugget mascots. I had all the nugget toys as a kid and I would be so down to have mcthuggets.
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Gin. No tonic 2 years ago
I've used a Makita hand-geld drill with a whipping attachement to make a key lime pie with meringue top. Worked like a charm!
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BPisaddictive 2 years ago
Love your nickname. We keep calling you here on bp!
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nobodyever 2 years ago
Me: life is just coming down on me so sudden, it makes me feel so… Therapist: banana? Me: yes, that’s it!
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Vicki Doggurl 2 years ago
Lol! I turned my phone around and still didn’t see it. Lol!
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Rowan_the_raging_raven 2 years ago
Bro I saw the text and read it without turning it upside down
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I could imagine giving these to my puppy in the summer, actually, as long as they were made without onion/garlic XD but me? You are correct: NOPE XD
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Ovata Acronicta 2 years ago
Stuff happened tonight and I was suddenly doing a lot of things. I became very warm, but the only easily accessible food was a little container of chicken soup picked up from a restaurant...like a week ago. Dad had said I could have it at some point, so I contemplated heating it...and opted to just eat it cold. Now I am regretting I didn't come here first, I could have made popsicles instead.
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