40 Best ‘Ads With Threatening Auras’ Shared On This Hilarious Facebook Group
Interview With OwnerThere are many secret tactics that marketers use to win customers over and sell their products. Some of these can include triggering customer’s ‘pain points’ or weaponizing the fear of missing out. Whilst these play on the subconscious minds of potential customers, they’re not necessarily questionable practices.
But there’s one type of advertising we’ve never heard of before, and it’s slightly more menacing. Although it’s probably unintentional, these adverts definitely evoke some strange feelings deep within us.
We’re talking about Ads With Threatening Auras and the Facebook group of the same name. People share the bizarre yet funny adverts they’ve encountered online or IRL that give off chaotic energy. Scroll through, vote for your favorites and you’ll see what we mean.
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As an Indian I must say.. easy to put on a mask . Easier to put on pants... *Sigh*..
Bored Panda spoke with Áron Somos, the founder of the group, to learn more about how it got started. Being fond of finding niche interests on Facebook, he explained how it's actually the second popular group that he's created.
“I created this page based on previous experience and on the back of an idea,” he said. “Roughly ten years ago, when Facebook introduced the group feature, I created one for a particular car model, solely to experiment with this function. A year-and-a-half in, that group started to explode and is currently at 112K members.”
Phoenix, Arizona has a restaurant called Chino Bandido and the mascot is a panda in a sombrero with a pistol holster.
I'm in Phoenix that was the first thing I thought of too!
Load More Replies...And also painting over their food! I love that taco eating panda! <3
One thing led to another and Áron had the idea to start another group that he’d enjoy working on even more. “With the growth of the group came the increased responsibility of moderation,” he explained.
“I'd been doing it for a while when I started to think, if I'm spending that much time on daily moderation, why not create something that's equally fun, funny, and possibly monetizable?”
My Dear Annie, this is America, which means... so are you.
Load More Replies...It's face is so threatening, like it's staring into my soul....
Not so much a threat but rather a statement of a cold hard fact: they die, we die.
Wow, that’s F*ked up, the transportation department should never have allowed this, it’s like having one on the edge of a bridge
It isn't the person who wants to read the billboard. It's the person who is on the verge of suicide. Suicide by rail happens all the time. 158 people hit by subway trains in NYC alone in 2020. Many were suicides. 100 injured. 58 dead. Profiling off of that with a sign like this is disgusting.
Same here. The sign was funny enough, but knowing it's for a funeral service? Even better.
Load More Replies...As a depressed person I would take this as a signal, I don't think it's okay
As a depressed person I found this amusing and for a brief few seconds was a little less depressed
Load More Replies...I would find a different mode of transportation if I saw this. Creepy!
However, Facebook’s policies on content monetization are incredibly specific. So, whilst the group isn’t a cash cow, Áron made a point that money isn’t everything and the real treasure is what the page brings to himself and others.
“Although I'm yet to see a penny from the group, it never failed to give me a good giggle,” he said. “It can sometimes be time-consuming to moderate, but getting that daily laugh I'd say is a well-worth payoff.”
Time also works differently at the DMV. It might even go backwards there.
Yep, no way - https://torrentfreak.com/sorry-the-you-wouldnt-steal-a-car-anti-piracy-ad-wasnt-pirated-170625/
Load More Replies...I downloaded pirated films because I got sick of the 20 minute unskippable warnings "You're a criminal if you use pirated stuff" "Call this number of you suspect that this is an illegal copy."
In the software world, legitimacy of ownership usually also results in DRM that pisses off the legal license holder... which drives some legal owners to install pirate cracked versions anyway just to eliminate the DRM BS.
Load More Replies...Some Cool Guy posted a link to the truth. Someone used the "Piracy. It's A Crime." graphic to illustrate a story about such piracy and future reporters conflated the two stories.
Load More Replies...False. It isn't running anymore because it ain't f*****g early 2010 anymore.
Many people may not realize it, but Facebook can be surprisingly lucrative for creators meeting those monetization policies. In a post shared from his page, founder Mark Zuckerberg announced plans to make the platform even more enticing to creators.
He said, “We want to build the best platforms for millions of creators to make a living, so we're creating new programs to invest over $1 billion to reward creators for great content they create on Facebook and Instagram through 2022. Investing in creators isn't new for us, but I'm excited to expand this work over time.”
"Great! Can you park in front of this bank and wait for me and my pals to come back. It won't be long, just keep it running."
"Hallo? Yes, my husband is in your hotel now and I can sense it even from home he made a terrible mess in your bathroom. Don't brother knocking, just go inside, he's a deep sleeper."
*BANG BANG* Maid: "Target neutralized, along with the woman shes cheating with..." Caller: "Oops, sorry, wrong room number"
Load More Replies...Best part is how beautifully polite the language of the message is!
That death reaper should be replaced with a contract for free health care /s
he does not hold the staff of Asklepios, god of medicine but the staff of Mercury, god of trade and thieves - must be an american hospital, though
This sign corresponds with the myths, because Asclepius, before he was made a god, brought people back from death until Hades complained to Zeus about the empty Underworld, so Zeus killed Asclepius, which lead to Apollo killing one of the cyclops that made Zeus's masterbolt a d him being banished to earth, and later Zeus allowed Apollo to resurrect him and made him the god of medicine. ( Also that should NOT be the caduceus. Asclepius' staff only had ONE snake. And it was not named George or Martha!)
Yes.... It should be the Rod of Asclepius (one snake) not the Caduceus, the symbol of Hermes...(which has more to do with retail, thieves and messengers)...
Load More Replies...They used the wrong staff the Caduceus (shown) is a symbol of Hermes or Mercury in Greek and Roman mythology and is associated with thieves (so maybe the right staff in the USA). The Rod of Asclepius (single snake no wings) is an ancient Greek symbol associated with medicine!
I think part of the reason why the double-snake symbol is catching on as a symbol of medicine, is because of the resemblance it bears to the double-helix in strands of DNA. Mythology does change over time, you know. Tyr started out as the most important of the Germanic gods, but when the tribes started migrating and the people's lives changed, he was demoted to secondary-god status behind Odin, Thor and Freya.
Load More Replies...That's not even the correct symbol for medicine, that's the Rod of Caduceus, which is for merchants, aka people selling medicine. The Rod of Asclepius is for Healing/medicine.
Grady Memorial Hospital in Atlanta, GA. It was scheduled for demolition in 2017, and has more of these reliefs with various themes, including a few that were unexpectedly uncovered during the demolition.
And whilst Facebook also owns Instagram (another cornerstone of social media), the company faces stiff competition from other digital giants looking to bring in users. With YouTube being the established place for video creators and Twitch spearheading the streaming movement, Facebook has reinvented itself in some ways to keep up. For example, videos are now easier to find through the ‘Watch’ tab on its homepage and Facebook Gaming is bridging the gap for its users to get into different video game streamers.
It was probably a frustrated priest as it stands for 'Wish To Fornicate'
Here in Italy frustrated priests just swear like everyone...
Load More Replies...Friends, teaching, worship. They hung the signs in the wrong order.
Obviously hung in the intended order or the circled w background would not work.
Load More Replies...Maybe a millennial with a sense of humour designed the banners on purpose....
Once my friend went into a class and on the whiteboard, someone wrote "now from the top, jesus drops that's some Worship And Prayer"
They are also now suing Texas to demand their members be allowed abortions in accordance with their faith. They are great people
Who would have thought Satanists would be the ones making the most sense
Load More Replies...They're actually pretty chill and cool. I'm not into religions stuff altogether but i have zero problems with them. Them Christians tho, need to learn to chill. Not all but blame the extremist. They need to do some yoga and meditations.
The Satanic Temple is nontheistic, uses religious protecting laws to create egalitarian results.
Load More Replies...TST does not sacrifice children. Or animals. Or the holy bread. Or anyone.
I'm a TST Satanist and the only thing I sacrifice is marijuana in the holy alter that is my bong.
Load More Replies...For real. There are some deeply atrocious morals in the buybull.
Load More Replies...Whoever just comments some batshit crazy negative thing just based on the name, please go read the tenants first. Its the most down to earth "religion" (pun somewhat intended)
Every child deserves to be wanted and loved (wanted can and does happen after conception). Abortion is not murdering children, but preventing children. Condemning a child to an unwanted existence is worse than murder.
They also don't believe in anti-abortion, anti-vaxx, and a whole load of other things that people also shouldn't believe in.
its more they believe that it should be a personal choice. Which.... It should be
Load More Replies...The Satanic Temple has been doing God's work for years. They honestly put most so-called "Christians" to shame.
Can I join? I have a taser, a laser cutter, a grappling hook and whatever else is in my coat!
Load More Replies...The company also focused its efforts on more video content by introducing the Reels feature to Instagram. This was in direct response to the astronomical rise of TikTok. In fact, TikTok was the most downloaded application in 2020, beating out both Facebook and Instagram for the top spot. Its popularity has shown us that short-format, user-created videos might not just be a fun way to pass the time but also a profitable one.
Exactly what is needed for life explicit directions!
Load More Replies...Pretty accurate. *puts it in the washing machine anyway*
my motto is if it does not survive the washing machine, it wasn't meant to be
They really do tho. In fact, anything other than neglect will kill them.
Yes, 100%. Many may think that billboard is awful, but it happens, and if awareness can save some girl', we need more of these. Also extend the message to uncles, cousins, brothers. In my country nearly 15% of underage pregnancies are caused by a close relative. Very sad.
Load More Replies...Thank you, Ryan! The implication that drunkenness is an excuse for raping a date is disgusting!
Load More Replies...No! It's saying she's your daughter not your date. As in you should be having sex with your date, not your daughter. It isn't in anyway implying it's okay to rape your date. Why are some of the people in these comments even saying that? It does not say that.
So mistreating your date is fine? i mean the idea of the board makes sense but the execution is very very poorly made
They're not talking about 'mistreating' someone, they're talking about having sex with someone. Sex with your date is generally fine yes.
Load More Replies...I guess the point is to see it in the harsh light of day when you're sober.
Although, sadly, they're as likely to be drunk all day too.
Load More Replies...the sign directly across the street/road/highway, (behind the photographer)is the same sign but with sister replacing the word daughter.....and btw, refuge house is in Tallahasee FL
If anyone is still in the dark about how Facebook is making its money to pay its creators, the answer is in the title of this article. Adverts. Well, maybe not always with threatening auras, but adverts nonetheless.
Facebook makes almost all of its money from selling advertising space to businesses and marketers. According to reports from Statista, Facebook made over $84 billion in advertising revenue in 2020 alone. It’s a big leap from previous years (in part to the various lockdowns worldwide) and those numbers are set to grow.
I have just one.. does he like hot water baths... * Evil grin *
Load More Replies...Honestly, as a fan of horror and Halloween, skeletons make fun wedding decorations
What a beautiful wedding said the bridesmaid to a waiter. Yes but oh what a shame oh what a shame, the bride is a GHOST!
Just because you have children your longboarding days don't have to be over.
With almost anyone being able to advertise on Facebook, it feels like no thought goes into the process anymore. This is probably why we see the bizarre examples here and Ads With Threatening Auras has popped up as a result of this too. Carefully constructed campaigns are gone and you see these advertising atrocities here instead.
Definitely not going to play haunting melodies in the middle of the night because it is totally not possessed.
Yes, definitely. And definitely not going to buy it, even if it were fifty cents. lol
Load More Replies...Suddenly I got suspicious. I will bring a priest to help me move it.
No need to get a priest. It moves by itself.
Load More Replies...Real ad, but not for McDonalds https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7525967/Japanese-restaurant-ad-features-raunchy-Ronald-McDonald-PUBIC-HAIR-French-fries.html
With how many fangirls were into IT suddenly, I think this might be a popular thing.
In trying to define what makes the group so interesting and engaging to users, Áron noted this as well: there’s plenty of adverts with creepy photos or poor word choice that highlight the importance of an editor or an approval process.
“We are surrounded by so many advertisements that just don't feel right. They're either odd, cringe, or weirdly funny,” he said.
“Either way, a somewhat professional team or a big dog at a firm signed it off. That fact highlights that we're only human, and being higher up in the food chain doesn't mean that we're evidently better at PR. I believe the group filled a gap in our lives and created a platform for everyone to go to when they encounter such an ad.”
Was I the only one that was about to swipe to see the rest of the apartment? *head slap*
Now I am curious if he was offering payment or if he knew there'd be enough interested streakers willing to do it for free.
Funnily enough, I did imagine this as a deviously fed up woman. I didn't realize who we imagined in our heads would be a hot button topic though...
Load More Replies...So true! Grow some balls and do it yourself, dude!
Load More Replies...Apparently it is a brother, not a sister. https://honey.nine.com.au/latest/wedding-brother-ruin-streaker/7194081d-f223-40cd-b0a1-fa4fe41713cc not that is a reputable news source.
Is that family, or Family (as in Corleone)? That makes a huge difference.
DAMN. i could have not only ruined the wedding, but blinded all the guests at the same time
That's what she said when the photo was taken
Load More Replies...So long as there are weird adverts, there will always be plenty to share in the group. With over 73K members, I asked Áron to give us his insights into the type of people posting there.
“Our community is very diverse,” he explained. “It's not revolved around a certain age or ethnicity. Most people are there to have a good time and never fail to engage in a conversation with others on a particularly funny or controversial post. I truly enjoy building a like-minded, yet diverse community that can sometimes disagree but express it in an appropriate way.”
I am less pissed just reading this ad... Wtaf 😒 I'd going on here. Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
NOOOO! DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD! YOU'LL AWAKEN THE EVIL GODS!
Load More Replies...Yeah, I guess they forgot that other e and it was supposed to be dark blue.
Load More Replies...She's broken because she believed. He's ok because he lied.
Load More Replies...Could someone explain this to me please? I know the "e" is missing but what's the joke? I'm American and have no idea. Thanks!
She's broken because she believed. He's ok because he lied.
Load More Replies...Ok. It doesn't say that you have to buy toilet paper in order to get the laptop. It just says 'free gaming laptop', so, technically, you can just grab it and take it away, and have a fair shot of winning the case in court.
I have that laptop and it isn't even that expensive so this whole thing is even more of a scam than we thought
Áron said that the “good old Wish ads” are a recurring theme seen in the group too. For those who haven’t had the fortune of seeing one themselves, there are often strange items for sale at incredibly low prices. Check out an earlier article on it here to see more.
He also highlighted how Facebook is to blame for some adverts not reaching their intended audience. He said, “It's also quite thought-provoking how the algorithm offers some absolutely outrageous suggestions, like a bondage bed for elementary students or post-nut clarity article for a father of two.”
You'd think it would be Texas first but I guess you start small and work your way up . .
I can hear that in a Dalek's voice. Everything sounds like a demanding question.
Load More Replies...It really happened. Fortunately the boy's okay because he was wearing glasses at the time. Otherwise it would have blinded him.
What the f**k? What is the world coming to? Savage children trying to blind other kids???
I agree with the WTF but in all reality this is nothing new for the world. Something I feel that is passed down from generation to generation in most cases
Load More Replies...I feel really bad that I laughed. It was the pour with confidence that got me. I'm feeling increasingly like I am a terrible human being
Nah, you're just human. You gotta find the humor where you can on this sad, spinning rock.
Load More Replies...And I know parents who would ground them for two weeks and call it a day :) Hope those little shits get properly punished and the boy doesnt have any lasting damages
Perhaps it is supposed to stop people hitting their children (referencing the ad from the satanic temple above)
Áron finished off with his favorite picks from the group that capture the mood best: “It's hard to pick a favorite but I like the terrible ones like the funeral ad in the subway saying ‘come a little closer’. Or the one passive-aggressively commanding you to download the app because they paid for the ad.”
Let’s hope that “Threatening Aura” is a term that stays a meme and isn’t added to the ‘Marketing 101’ book. All the same, it makes for some great laughs.
Yeah when you need the coffin then you don't need the bookcase anymore so probably you are right
Load More Replies...That might actually be useful for a Halloween decoration! Think about it: it's just sitting around most of the year otherwise.
Yes but, other than the dead homeowner, who's going to know?!
Exactly! And even if some family or friends do know, the last thing they're going to want to do immediately after the bookcase owner's death is convert furniture into a coffin!
Load More Replies...Nice! You can contemplate your eventual demise every time you look at it.
"Gee hon, you're looking a little ill. I may have to put the coffin together tonight."
She should throw other's poo to look good.
Load More Replies...Moral of the story Being high on acid is ok as long as you dont throw poo
What on earth is going on in Belfast? (upper left in the sideways heart)
Never too young to need knee surgery either I guess
Load More Replies...No, they all went to dance therapy and became less pissed at each other, and now their friendship is stronger than ever.
Load More Replies...The info about their friendship is very sweet but they never actually say what they'll do for you. I think I'd need to know before calling.
Load More Replies...Hire them to do what? What do they do? I'm curious. Not curious enough to call, but curious.
You can do the more traditional thing from behind, too...
Load More Replies...What a fantastic idea! Waiting for a bus ; at the DMV; unemployment lines, etc. Endless possibilities!
Waiting for a bus, would be great. Getting on the bus...not so great.
Load More Replies...Like the piano ad: We're totally not into abortion.
Load More Replies...Context: My SIL works for Hanger. They're actually a company that custom creates and fits prosthetics. My SIL's specialty is helmets for infants to correct the shape of the skull.
It's actually no more wire hangers! In a very scary tone. Lol.
Load More Replies...The baby & hangers were photoshopped over the original logo that matches the door. The contact info on the door matches this clinic, look up their listed address in Google Maps streetview to see the actual building: https://hangerclinic.amdevel.com/clinics/PA/pittsburgh/s-19th-st/
This was the shittiest idea. I can just imagine them having a company meeting to come up with this.
Its a glorious idea! I would love to plan my funeral and eat pizza! It's the dream!
Load More Replies...I really hate "pre-plan". A plan, by its nature, can only happen before the event. It's not a "pre-plan" it's just a plan.
I would be skeptical about where they source their pepperoni and other meat product toppings.
I mean it doesn't sound bad. Nobody died yet and nobody is sad. You're just pre-planning your own funeral. Making sure you get the funeral you want. Sounds to me like a cheerful event that will go well with pizza. And also i want there to be pizza at my funeral.
This site censors utterly inoffensive words but leaves “cum”. 🤦🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
Load More Replies...I don’t get it, and looking at the comments I’m not sure I want to
Dear PenitentEyeball, as I don't know your age I'm sorry to say I wont tell you either
Load More Replies...Pretty sure it's photoshopped though. Same wrinkle in all the photos, and the fingers are weirdly long and blurry.
Load More Replies...Baby nails are ALREADY little razor blades and now you wish to give them actual CLAWS?!
None. This was a joke and the nails are photoshopped.
Load More Replies...the funniest part is how many people think this is real when it's very photoshopped. someone was having a laugh.
It is obvious that is photoshopped.Seeing these little baby fingers with such sharp long nails is what is disgusting.
Load More Replies...With a bit of luck this is just a lousy joke by a bored Photoshop user. The pictures are identical (look at the skin folds, wrinkles in the clothes, background, etc.), just the nails are different.
Remember, if you think you can fly...start from the ground!
Load More Replies...Only in some parts of the world: Nigeria, Yemen, USA...
Load More Replies...America, f*ck yeah! Coming again to save the motherf*cking day yeah! America, f*ck yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah!
Do you reckon the "protect your kids from getting shot" aisle is right next to the "buy your semi automatic rifle here" aisle in Costco?
They dont sell guns at Costco, (afaik their policy is anti-carry and anti-gun in general) you're thinking of Walmart.
Load More Replies...I look at this and wonder why the hell the U.S. acts so superior to Mexico
It is probably fake. I hope it is. It would be too cringy otherwise.
Yep! In the corner it says "Obvious Plant". It's a joke series.
Load More Replies......By a dragon. Because Wales has had a tough time ever since the Inclined Slate Wagon industry crashed. It didn't have to be like this.
It's a WWII fuel saving ad... Still though Hitler doesn't look happy to be there!
Load More Replies...Ghost Hitler always wants to turn far right at every crossing. He's a useless GPS.
He keeps telling me to drive over bridges that can't support my car's weight.
Load More Replies...I'm hoping this is a WWII poster to encourage fuel saving though car sharing. I wonder who they would use now.
Probably Trump. Except left wingers will be horrified and car share, and right-wingers will be like 's**t yeah! Invisible Trump everyone' and that's how the cult of Invisible Trump will start.
Load More Replies...*cut to florida man driving a chevy and facing the seat next to him* No, you suck at- YOU DIDN'T EVEN PASS! YOU'RE THE- I SAID, YOU'RE- F*CK IT! GET OUT! *florida man begins to beat up hitler*
In the context of fuel saving meassures during WW2 it's a pretty good though
Load More Replies...HAHAHAH omg the link actually works and there are pics of other men bathing in her milk BAHAHHAHAHA
I wonder how much the added charge for almond must be. That stuffs expensive.
"I will watch you bathe in my milk." Yeah, not creepy. Not creepy at all.
its a joke because in the new smart water commercial he is getting his tattoos removed...... which is totally not related to each other or the image he previously gave
Load More Replies...Hmmm.. I not going there.. no matter how many $2.5 they give me, I prefer not being milked... I'll keep my man-tits to myself..
Well, I only have one sensible thing to do now... I'm gonna download it.
Ok this is hilarious, especially when you realize how violent the game it's based off of is.
This gives me Yandere Simulator vibes. Based on the ratings, it’s a better game though.
The developer's address is Mexico on play store. He must be joking around.
Load More Replies...Yup! You chug too much of that, it will be hard to pass in the morning..
Load More Replies...The worst part is that it's cottage cheese flavoured with a lingering taste.
You can't post Onion articles in a listical like this. They explicitly make things have bad auras. 700-613b99...0-jpeg.jpg
They fought over the spaghetti because there's only one pot full for the four of them?
Can you call upstairs to let your abusive father know that the damn spaghettios are ready?
Why did Fancy Teacher Man get downvoted to hell? Am I missing something? Edit: yes I am. Is this another Edward alt account?
Load More Replies...I don't know that adverts can have auras. Isn't that for people only? Title is weird.
Looks like they're not loading on the original FB page either, which is probably the source of the problem.
Load More Replies...I once saw a billboard for a country buffet and hospice service. Both family owned and operated...out of the same building. Never could figure out how someone thought those two things should go together.
Why did Fancy Teacher Man get downvoted to hell? Am I missing something? Edit: yes I am. Is this another Edward alt account?
Load More Replies...I don't know that adverts can have auras. Isn't that for people only? Title is weird.
Looks like they're not loading on the original FB page either, which is probably the source of the problem.
Load More Replies...I once saw a billboard for a country buffet and hospice service. Both family owned and operated...out of the same building. Never could figure out how someone thought those two things should go together.
