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There are many secret tactics that marketers use to win customers over and sell their products. Some of these can include triggering customer’s ‘pain points’ or weaponizing the fear of missing out. Whilst these play on the subconscious minds of potential customers, they’re not necessarily questionable practices.

But there’s one type of advertising we’ve never heard of before, and it’s slightly more menacing. Although it’s probably unintentional, these adverts definitely evoke some strange feelings deep within us.

We’re talking about Ads With Threatening Auras and the Facebook group of the same name. People share the bizarre yet funny adverts they’ve encountered online or IRL that give off chaotic energy. Scroll through, vote for your favorites and you’ll see what we mean.

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Gab Gorospe Report

Eva the Egg
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

DAMNNNNNN 😂 😂 😂 😂 THATS SO GREATTTT 😂 😂 😂

Vic
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an Indian I must say.. easy to put on a mask . Easier to put on pants... *Sigh*..

Seabeast
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seen outside a local mattress store for much of last year: "Mask required, pants optional"

Slick
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol ! This is top comedy right here !

glowworm2
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love it. Love the name of the place as well.

Alexia
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I spilled coffee on my laptop :)))

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Bored Panda spoke with Áron Somos, the founder of the group, to learn more about how it got started. Being fond of finding niche interests on Facebook, he explained how it's actually the second popular group that he's created.

“I created this page based on previous experience and on the back of an idea,” he said. “Roughly ten years ago, when Facebook introduced the group feature, I created one for a particular car model, solely to experiment with this function. A year-and-a-half in, that group started to explode and is currently at 112K members.”

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    #2

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    Stefan Helms Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, I see, by "threatening", the BP author wanted to say "cute as fukk" :D

    Josie Bisbano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phoenix, Arizona has a restaurant called Chino Bandido and the mascot is a panda in a sombrero with a pistol holster.

    monsa8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in Phoenix that was the first thing I thought of too!

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ask about our Italian Wednesdays!"

    Narwhal Blast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also painting over their food! I love that taco eating panda! <3

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rare species of Mexican panda! (They certainly aren’t bored)

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person living in Asia…….. I LOVE IT!!!💕

    Kayla J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the panda bear with the mustache doing mariachi to the female in the tree is ah-mazing

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, these pandas don't look bored. Good job.

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    One thing led to another and Áron had the idea to start another group that he’d enjoy working on even more. “With the growth of the group came the increased responsibility of moderation,” he explained.

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    “I'd been doing it for a while when I started to think, if I'm spending that much time on daily moderation, why not create something that's equally fun, funny, and possibly monetizable?”

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    Jeremiah Webb Report

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dear Annie, this is America, which means... so are you.

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    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SAVE THE BEES, SAVE THE EARTH

    Princess Procrastination
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's face is so threatening, like it's staring into my soul....

    Londo Cotto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so much a threat but rather a statement of a cold hard fact: they die, we die.

    cerial___killer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After reading it the bee strted looking scarier than Pennywise

    Potato goat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one hell of a threatening aura

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    #4

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    Jenny Benedict Report

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that’s F*ked up, the transportation department should never have allowed this, it’s like having one on the edge of a bridge

    JayCee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't the person who wants to read the billboard. It's the person who is on the verge of suicide. Suicide by rail happens all the time. 158 people hit by subway trains in NYC alone in 2020. Many were suicides. 100 injured. 58 dead. Profiling off of that with a sign like this is disgusting.

    Slick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person who loves dark humor, i find this very funny lol

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. The sign was funny enough, but knowing it's for a funeral service? Even better.

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whoever made this they are evil and clever at the same time

    Sigrid Johanesdóttir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a depressed person I would take this as a signal, I don't think it's okay

    LAWLAWLAW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a depressed person I found this amusing and for a brief few seconds was a little less depressed

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    Wendy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fantastic!! This must be made by a sarcastic commercial genius.

    Blaze Fitzwater
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would find a different mode of transportation if I saw this. Creepy!

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    However, Facebook’s policies on content monetization are incredibly specific. So, whilst the group isn’t a cash cow, Áron made a point that money isn’t everything and the real treasure is what the page brings to himself and others. 

    “Although I'm yet to see a penny from the group, it never failed to give me a good giggle,” he said. “It can sometimes be time-consuming to moderate, but getting that daily laugh I'd say is a well-worth payoff.” 

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    #5

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    India Nordby Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um obviously, or then its not going to work.

    Eastendbird
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to slow down time Step 2: "Let me tell you all about crossfit..."

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's better for the cooldown, stupid!

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do these (with my skin on). I time my planks with my phone stopwatch. They really do make time pass a lot slower...

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you take it off you can never get it back on right.

    icandyapple
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time also works differently at the DMV. It might even go backwards there.

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For how long, and what is step 2?

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    #6

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    Thafnine Report

    Some Cool Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, no way - https://torrentfreak.com/sorry-the-you-wouldnt-steal-a-car-anti-piracy-ad-wasnt-pirated-170625/

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I downloaded pirated films because I got sick of the 20 minute unskippable warnings "You're a criminal if you use pirated stuff" "Call this number of you suspect that this is an illegal copy."

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the software world, legitimacy of ownership usually also results in DRM that pisses off the legal license holder... which drives some legal owners to install pirate cracked versions anyway just to eliminate the DRM BS.

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    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, well, well, how the turntables...

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the irony!! Or they wanted to explain by example..

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this isn't true. another urban myth

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some Cool Guy posted a link to the truth. Someone used the "Piracy. It's A Crime." graphic to illustrate a story about such piracy and future reporters conflated the two stories.

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    Marc Lauzon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    False. It isn't running anymore because it ain't f*****g early 2010 anymore.

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    Many people may not realize it, but Facebook can be surprisingly lucrative for creators meeting those monetization policies. In a post shared from his page, founder Mark Zuckerberg announced plans to make the platform even more enticing to creators.

    He said, “We want to build the best platforms for millions of creators to make a living, so we're creating new programs to invest over $1 billion to reward creators for great content they create on Facebook and Instagram through 2022. Investing in creators isn't new for us, but I'm excited to expand this work over time.”

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    Benn Danger Cox Report

    Marno C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm interested. And the price is appropriate.

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Great! Can you park in front of this bank and wait for me and my pals to come back. It won't be long, just keep it running."

    Lemaire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew of a cab driver in the 90's in Seattle who would pick you up and smoke you out if "It's all good." Magic Cab they called him.

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two questions. Where? And how much?

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    #8

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    Josh Simpson Report

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hallo? Yes, my husband is in your hotel now and I can sense it even from home he made a terrible mess in your bathroom. Don't brother knocking, just go inside, he's a deep sleeper."

    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *BANG BANG* Maid: "Target neutralized, along with the woman shes cheating with..." Caller: "Oops, sorry, wrong room number"

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you won't accept any more s**t from people in your workplace!

    Natalie Alderman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best part is how beautifully polite the language of the message is!

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pee on the seat, get shot. Seems reasonable

    Jill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gives passive aggressive a WHOLE new meaning!

    Pat Head
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one literally fits the topic. Upvote from me.

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    #9

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    Julia Lu Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That death reaper should be replaced with a contract for free health care /s

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he does not hold the staff of Asklepios, god of medicine but the staff of Mercury, god of trade and thieves - must be an american hospital, though

    Vlacas12
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign corresponds with the myths, because Asclepius, before he was made a god, brought people back from death until Hades complained to Zeus about the empty Underworld, so Zeus killed Asclepius, which lead to Apollo killing one of the cyclops that made Zeus's masterbolt a d him being banished to earth, and later Zeus allowed Apollo to resurrect him and made him the god of medicine. ( Also that should NOT be the caduceus. Asclepius' staff only had ONE snake. And it was not named George or Martha!)

    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes.... It should be the Rod of Asclepius (one snake) not the Caduceus, the symbol of Hermes...(which has more to do with retail, thieves and messengers)...

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    Dhukath
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used the wrong staff the Caduceus (shown) is a symbol of Hermes or Mercury in Greek and Roman mythology and is associated with thieves (so maybe the right staff in the USA). The Rod of Asclepius (single snake no wings) is an ancient Greek symbol associated with medicine!

    kingstork1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think part of the reason why the double-snake symbol is catching on as a symbol of medicine, is because of the resemblance it bears to the double-helix in strands of DNA. Mythology does change over time, you know. Tyr started out as the most important of the Germanic gods, but when the tribes started migrating and the people's lives changed, he was demoted to secondary-god status behind Odin, Thor and Freya.

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Not today death!" Hits death with the hospital staff.

    Lilly Swaim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even the correct symbol for medicine, that's the Rod of Caduceus, which is for merchants, aka people selling medicine. The Rod of Asclepius is for Healing/medicine.

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grady Memorial Hospital in Atlanta, GA. It was scheduled for demolition in 2017, and has more of these reliefs with various themes, including a few that were unexpectedly uncovered during the demolition.

    Anton Kider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the left will always win anyways...

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Manly Potter with Elder Wand in Deathly Hallows."

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    And whilst Facebook also owns Instagram (another cornerstone of social media), the company faces stiff competition from other digital giants looking to bring in users. With YouTube being the established place for video creators and Twitch spearheading the streaming movement, Facebook has reinvented itself in some ways to keep up. For example, videos are now easier to find through the ‘Watch’ tab on its homepage and Facebook Gaming is bridging the gap for its users to get into different video game streamers.

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    Kelvin Sirco Simz Report

    Amsterdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was probably a frustrated priest as it stands for 'Wish To Fornicate'

    Gabriele Alfredo Pini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Italy frustrated priests just swear like everyone...

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a millennial & a gamer, these colors make me thing "Ordos - Harkonnen - Atreides" :D

    Slick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ermmm... Yesss... WTF, is just about right.

    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friends, teaching, worship. They hung the signs in the wrong order.

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously hung in the intended order or the circled w background would not work.

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    Nanibanani
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminded me of WAP:Worship and prayer

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don’t need anyone that young. What you need is someone not repressed and puritanical. IE: not Bored Panda’s management, since they are constantly censoring words for no good reason.

    HardTruths
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a millennial with a sense of humour designed the banners on purpose....

    cursed--alien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you certain this wasn't intentional?

    HooowlAtTheMoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once my friend went into a class and on the whiteboard, someone wrote "now from the top, jesus drops that's some Worship And Prayer"

    Erin E
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They may have had a millennial on staff 😂

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    Ñïïäh Ñïïäh Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are also now suing Texas to demand their members be allowed abortions in accordance with their faith. They are great people

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would have thought Satanists would be the ones making the most sense

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    Slick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're actually pretty chill and cool. I'm not into religions stuff altogether but i have zero problems with them. Them Christians tho, need to learn to chill. Not all but blame the extremist. They need to do some yoga and meditations.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Satanic Temple is nontheistic, uses religious protecting laws to create egalitarian results.

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Satanic Temple is awesome!

    Ray_gunn
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    4 years ago

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    Making it sound like the latest theme park - Yay!

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    Iapetos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TST does not sacrifice children. Or animals. Or the holy bread. Or anyone.

    Spiritastray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a TST Satanist and the only thing I sacrifice is marijuana in the holy alter that is my bong.

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, in the Bible - "Spare the rod, spoil the child." Uh-oh...

    Terd Fergison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For real. There are some deeply atrocious morals in the buybull.

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    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever just comments some batshit crazy negative thing just based on the name, please go read the tenants first. Its the most down to earth "religion" (pun somewhat intended)

    noralin
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    4 years ago

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    If there is satan in their name than it is satanism. It's really that simple. They are deceiving people.

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    Ryan-James O'Driscoll
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every child deserves to be wanted and loved (wanted can and does happen after conception). Abortion is not murdering children, but preventing children. Condemning a child to an unwanted existence is worse than murder.

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also don't believe in anti-abortion, anti-vaxx, and a whole load of other things that people also shouldn't believe in.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its more they believe that it should be a personal choice. Which.... It should be

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    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Satanic Temple has been doing God's work for years. They honestly put most so-called "Christians" to shame.

    noralin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No they don't. You just don't know real christians.

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    Bear Bear Report

    Amsterdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'You take the kitchen knive Sara, I'll just use a frying pan'

    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I join? I have a taser, a laser cutter, a grappling hook and whatever else is in my coat!

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to teach your son to be a misogynist nit wit.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha! So sexist it’s funny

    Slick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "women should be happy that the men in their lifes are happy." yes, the good old days as some say. I choose now, though. Thanks.

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess - the box is from the 50's or 60's ;)

    Ray_gunn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sexism is rampant with this one.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hahaha! I am washing the dishes! Haha! So much fun!"

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Ladies make it much better. If it's a hit they smash a plate, if it sunk they pull down a cupboard.

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    The company also focused its efforts on more video content by introducing the Reels feature to Instagram. This was in direct response to the astronomical rise of TikTok. In fact, TikTok was the most downloaded application in 2020, beating out both Facebook and Instagram for the top spot. Its popularity has shown us that short-format, user-created videos might not just be a fun way to pass the time but also a profitable one.

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    Erika Marie Carlyn Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are my clothes attacking me?

    Slick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chill bro... No need for that much offence... *cry internally*

    KatFinZim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a tshirt with a tag that said "don't wash. Dirt builds character"

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can totally respect the brutal honesty in that.

    iBlank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my motto is if it does not survive the washing machine, it wasn't meant to be

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    Kody Riggleman Report

    Elin Noller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really do tho. In fact, anything other than neglect will kill them.

    Jill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people give me these types of a plant as a gift, I take it as a sign that they really know me well! I love nature, I'm just not good at taking care of it.

    Shayda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My succulent is blossoming after having it for like two years and I think I've watered it less than 10 times since I've had it. It does live outside though

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We dare you to remember about us once a week

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a great marketing angle. I normally hate marketing.

    Ryan Michael
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro, I wanna plant, not a forest

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    #15

    Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

    Kai Blank Report

    J Rob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://refugehouse.com/domestic-violence/

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    Slick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worse part of this is that some people needed to be reminded of this.

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, 100%. Many may think that billboard is awful, but it happens, and if awareness can save some girl', we need more of these. Also extend the message to uncles, cousins, brothers. In my country nearly 15% of underage pregnancies are caused by a close relative. Very sad.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not an excuse for your date either.

    Grace Noyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, Ryan! The implication that drunkenness is an excuse for raping a date is disgusting!

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    Ray_gunn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's not all pretend incest and child abuse is not a problem everywhere.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more a light shines on something truly sickening, the harder it is to hide that evil act. This tells victims they are not alone, it tells perpetrating fathers they can not hide either. Empowerment starts here.

    Stephanie Keith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! It's saying she's your daughter not your date. As in you should be having sex with your date, not your daughter. It isn't in anyway implying it's okay to rape your date. Why are some of the people in these comments even saying that? It does not say that.

    Patrick O'Harris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So mistreating your date is fine? i mean the idea of the board makes sense but the execution is very very poorly made

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not talking about 'mistreating' someone, they're talking about having sex with someone. Sex with your date is generally fine yes.

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    QueenRhye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the point is to see it in the harsh light of day when you're sober.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although, sadly, they're as likely to be drunk all day too.

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    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the sign directly across the street/road/highway, (behind the photographer)is the same sign but with sister replacing the word daughter.....and btw, refuge house is in Tallahasee FL

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    If anyone is still in the dark about how Facebook is making its money to pay its creators, the answer is in the title of this article. Adverts. Well, maybe not always with threatening auras, but adverts nonetheless.

    Facebook makes almost all of its money from selling advertising space to businesses and marketers. According to reports from Statista, Facebook made over $84 billion in advertising revenue in 2020 alone. It’s a big leap from previous years (in part to the various lockdowns worldwide) and those numbers are set to grow.

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    #16

    Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

    Austin Bachman Report

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many questions.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have just one.. does he like hot water baths... * Evil grin *

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    mcborge1
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggo really doesn't like the big pinchy spider thing.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dogs eyes scream, "Save me!"

    Becky Moore
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog is called Johnny Cash, so that would be a double no :P

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of evil doesn't like Johnny Cash?

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the dog is like: please take him

    Linnedivera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dog looks so unsure next to it

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    #17

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    Dave Williford Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some think weddings and marriage are a death sentence.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t get goddamned married then, I guess??

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    Solidhog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say the only difference between a wedding and a funeral is that at one the stiffs walk out.

    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck yes, skeleton wedding!

    cursed--alien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, as a fan of horror and Halloween, skeletons make fun wedding decorations

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a few people who would want this at their wedding.

    TrashPandaSociety
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a beautiful wedding said the bridesmaid to a waiter. Yes but oh what a shame oh what a shame, the bride is a GHOST!

    Anita Pickle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be an awesome wedding

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    #18

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    Amy Gilroy Report

    Princess Procrastination
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for my cousin Throckmorton and his new child

    Kate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one where Tony Hawk is babysitting?

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    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A mobile kid-a-pult. "OK, Junior, time to drop you off at day care!" *TWANG* "WAAAAAAAA"

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you have children your longboarding days don't have to be over.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks a lot like one of those Victorian child-yeeters.

    Slick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skater dad just can help himself. But the child is fasten so it should be OK, right ? Right ???

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, you know that's coming next as an Olympic sport.

    SexyMarxPants
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hardest skateboard trick: the kid-flip.

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    With almost anyone being able to advertise on Facebook, it feels like no thought goes into the process anymore. This is probably why we see the bizarre examples here and Ads With Threatening Auras has popped up as a result of this too. Carefully constructed campaigns are gone and you see these advertising atrocities here instead.

    #19

    Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

    Ella Dempster Report

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not going to play haunting melodies in the middle of the night because it is totally not possessed.

    OMGWaitWhat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, definitely. And definitely not going to buy it, even if it were fifty cents. lol

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suddenly I got suspicious. I will bring a priest to help me move it.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most important part is the " played by human hands". But definitely not haunted!

    hellomynameisT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I not believe it's not haunted!

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I am reassured. Honestly, I am sick and tired of it not being a requirement to label products as haunted/unhaunted. You guys ever make the mistake of picking up an haunted egg beater? Never again! Label your goods appropriately.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Methinks thou dost protest too much.

    Sam Chilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they had proof it WAS haunted they could have made millions

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PS : it is totally not haunted, I swear.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did it have to specify that it was played bu human hands????

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    #20

    Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

    Amaya Villareal Report

    imontape
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What crime did he commit as a punish to wear that lol

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so glade it's not a cream-filled donut

    Slick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who ever designed this must be rolling on ground laughing their a**e off.

    Piet Puk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe to also service you from behind.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What skills are needed to be qualified for the job i wonder

    Clandestine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought belly button when I saw it

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    #21

    Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

    Michael Gess Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT? is this serious? Nah, can't be, I'm confused. Need more coffee.

    Justin Patel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if that isn't a Big Mac I don't know what is.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real ad, but not for McDonalds https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7525967/Japanese-restaurant-ad-features-raunchy-Ronald-McDonald-PUBIC-HAIR-French-fries.html

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The ad is for a Japanese chain of izakayas called Yotteba, and it purposefully pokes fun at the fast food giant.”

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I will never eat fries again. Thanks for nothing.

    Derek Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With how many fangirls were into IT suddenly, I think this might be a popular thing.

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    In trying to define what makes the group so interesting and engaging to users, Áron noted this as well: there’s plenty of adverts with creepy photos or poor word choice that highlight the importance of an editor or an approval process. 

    “We are surrounded by so many advertisements that just don't feel right. They're either odd, cringe, or weirdly funny,” he said.

    “Either way, a somewhat professional team or a big dog at a firm signed it off. That fact highlights that we're only human, and being higher up in the food chain doesn't mean that we're evidently better at PR. I believe the group filled a gap in our lives and created a platform for everyone to go to when they encounter such an ad.”

    #22

    Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

    Shywa Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'No children were harmed in the making of this ad.'

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was I the only one that was about to swipe to see the rest of the apartment? *head slap*

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Former tenants tossed to the street. You will be next if you don't pay on time."

    Kaleb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The damn lease said no kids!

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t touch A N Y T H I N G, we are outta here

    CLG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't wait once more second to get that photo.

    chicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooh free child. lemme grab him if you don't mind.

    Katharin Blackerby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Child not included, each sold separately

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    #23

    Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

    Kyler Donaghy Report

    Marno C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I am curious if he was offering payment or if he knew there'd be enough interested streakers willing to do it for free.

    LazyPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funnily enough, I did imagine this as a deviously fed up woman. I didn't realize who we imagined in our heads would be a hot button topic though...

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    Mystery Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'I will protect you from my family'. hahaha

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he doesn't have the courage to strip off and ruin the wedding himself?

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't trust him to protect you naked guy. Don't trust him!

    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently it is a brother, not a sister. https://honey.nine.com.au/latest/wedding-brother-ruin-streaker/7194081d-f223-40cd-b0a1-fa4fe41713cc not that is a reputable news source.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that family, or Family (as in Corleone)? That makes a huge difference.

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nudists seeing this be like: ill do it for free!!

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DAMN. i could have not only ruined the wedding, but blinded all the guests at the same time

    Sheepeggs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd do it, as long as I get paid

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    #24

    Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

    Kody Riggleman Report

    Slick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm cringing so badly right now, i might need medical help...

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uuuuhm, I.. what .. where?

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bowling alleys are notorious for ads with double entendres. One in my city urges people to grab their balls.

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swing and a miss there guys...hit the gutter with that one

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    So long as there are weird adverts, there will always be plenty to share in the group. With over 73K members, I asked Áron to give us his insights into the type of people posting there.

    “Our community is very diverse,” he explained. “It's not revolved around a certain age or ethnicity. Most people are there to have a good time and never fail to engage in a conversation with others on a particularly funny or controversial post. I truly enjoy building a like-minded, yet diverse community that can sometimes disagree but express it in an appropriate way.”

    #25

    Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

    Matty Mas Report

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would legit go to his classes, just look at the results

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut up and take my money. 😂

    Denise Solomon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am less pissed just reading this ad... Wtaf 😒 I'd going on here. Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems legit.. I mean he is smiling..

    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just too great for words.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't argue with such striking results

    Mystery Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the before and after pics haha

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    #26

    Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

    Lawrenz Silva Report

    Em the Bored Lord
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOO! DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD! YOU'LL AWAKEN THE EVIL GODS!

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I guess they forgot that other e and it was supposed to be dark blue.

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    Redling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah i'd be pretty pissed if my boyfriend was a lid in disguise

    Bored Cats
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine once revealed that he was a drawer. So sad

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    Derek Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what belived is but at least he's lid.

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He is ok because he got covered" Is it an ad for insurance?

    ChickyChicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT IS THIS TRYING TO SAY????

    JayCee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's broken because she believed. He's ok because he lied.

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    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could someone explain this to me please? I know the "e" is missing but what's the joke? I'm American and have no idea. Thanks!

    JayCee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's broken because she believed. He's ok because he lied.

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    #27

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    Ca Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah I'll take the TP without the laptop

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be leftover from the TPocalypses.

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. It doesn't say that you have to buy toilet paper in order to get the laptop. It just says 'free gaming laptop', so, technically, you can just grab it and take it away, and have a fair shot of winning the case in court.

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this was made during 2020 wasint it

    Rei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pretty much sums up 2020.

    Jennifer .S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that laptop and it isn't even that expensive so this whole thing is even more of a scam than we thought

    Derek Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A laptop of 8000 dollar? Who even has money for that.

    chicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't care about laptop. only care about toilet paper because it has saved my bottom from the terror of poop.

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    Áron said that the “good old Wish ads” are a recurring theme seen in the group too. For those who haven’t had the fortune of seeing one themselves, there are often strange items for sale at incredibly low prices. Check out an earlier article on it here to see more. 

    He also highlighted how Facebook is to blame for some adverts not reaching their intended audience. He said, “It's also quite thought-provoking how the algorithm offers some absolutely outrageous suggestions, like a bondage bed for elementary students or post-nut clarity article for a father of two.”

    #28

    Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

    Hannah Neal Report

    Londo Cotto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think it would be Texas first but I guess you start small and work your way up . .

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exterminate! The Daleks will be supreme!

    Debrina Blackmoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear that in a Dalek's voice. Everything sounds like a demanding question.

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    GirlFriday
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is perfectly acceptable.

    KellyO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean, we don't matter in presidential elections anymore, so, i get it.

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    #29

    Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

    Nathan Fiscaletti Report

    BorPand8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really happened. Fortunately the boy's okay because he was wearing glasses at the time. Otherwise it would have blinded him.

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f**k? What is the world coming to? Savage children trying to blind other kids???

    CanidaeVulpes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with the WTF but in all reality this is nothing new for the world. Something I feel that is passed down from generation to generation in most cases

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    Luthian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel really bad that I laughed. It was the pour with confidence that got me. I'm feeling increasingly like I am a terrible human being

    over it already
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, you're just human. You gotta find the humor where you can on this sad, spinning rock.

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    ElenaK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great add placement....noooot!

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don‘t want to know what those childrens home life is like, if they can even think of doing such a thing

    Orion C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god that's so terrible! Both the story and the ad!

    Lucky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pour with confidence" - this ad is really bad taste!

    Bob Eckert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remove those kids into a reformatory, that's over the red line.

    Patrick O'Harris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I know parents who would ground them for two weeks and call it a day :) Hope those little shits get properly punished and the boy doesnt have any lasting damages

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, Clorox...read the room.

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    Patrick Hollander Report

    Pixie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps it is supposed to stop people hitting their children (referencing the ad from the satanic temple above)

    Eppe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good joke, no need to explicitely state the reference

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The devil is in the bottle.

    Potato goat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah I’ll stick to Christianity

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oo.... i'll just keep following God thanks

    Derek Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satanise your hands with the Unholy water.

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    Áron finished off with his favorite picks from the group that capture the mood best: “It's hard to pick a favorite but I like the terrible ones like the funeral ad in the subway saying ‘come a little closer’. Or the one passive-aggressively commanding you to download the app because they paid for the ad.” 

    Let’s hope that “Threatening Aura” is a term that stays a meme and isn’t added to the ‘Marketing 101’ book. All the same, it makes for some great laughs.

    #31

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    Miranda Dalgleish Report

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice. I can take my favorite books with me if I get bored."

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no Grandma suddenly died! I guess we need the bookshelf now.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't it read converts to coffin when book case no longer needed..

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah when you need the coffin then you don't need the bookcase anymore so probably you are right

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That might actually be useful for a Halloween decoration! Think about it: it's just sitting around most of the year otherwise.

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but, other than the dead homeowner, who's going to know?!

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! And even if some family or friends do know, the last thing they're going to want to do immediately after the bookcase owner's death is convert furniture into a coffin!

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    Erika Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice! You can contemplate your eventual demise every time you look at it.

    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deciding when to start the conversion could lead to some awkward conversations in a household.

    OMGWaitWhat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gee hon, you're looking a little ill. I may have to put the coffin together tonight."

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    #32

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    Rebecca Rae Jennings Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Throwing your own poo. It's not a good look." 😂 😂 😂 😂

    Hugh Willie Mungous
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody tell the chimpanzees . . . . . . . . .

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moral of the story Being high on acid is ok as long as you dont throw poo

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now but dumping your pee on everyone is

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throwing it. Smearing it on the walls of the Capitol building. Neither one is a good look.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    getting dumped just had a new meaning .o.

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What on earth is going on in Belfast? (upper left in the sideways heart)

    Me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is uncontrolled poop-throwing a thing?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regular Show is canonically just a huge acid trip.

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    #33

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    Kyler Donaghy Report

    Marno C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never too young to learn about Workman's Comp.

    ZonkeY_the_DonkeY
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never too young to need knee surgery either I guess

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    Londo Cotto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having seen a number of "what could go wrong" videos . . . . . .

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like Gomer, “ Surprise, surprise”.

    Louise Melliza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better have that 20 years of experience at the age of 10.

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    #34

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    Maximillion MacDonald Goldie Report

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Craig's brother the dance therapy guy?

    Em the Bored Lord
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they all went to dance therapy and became less pissed at each other, and now their friendship is stronger than ever.

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    MauKini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually very sweet!

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The info about their friendship is very sweet but they never actually say what they'll do for you. I think I'd need to know before calling.

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hire them to do what? What do they do? I'm curious. Not curious enough to call, but curious.

    Ru Bee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to hire these two and the dance guy... Two to build my shed and one to dance 🎶

    OMGWaitWhat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm... hire you for what? Corey is neked.

    Phoebes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is Corey's shirt?!?

    Okiedokie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean someone somewhere is going to be into this. Not judging. [okay maybe a little].

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    #35

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    Bear Bear Report

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks. I prefer self-service.

    SweetCee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, consent is good...

    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHOA, THOSE ARE NOT THE BUNS I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something must’ve happened, I got lots of answers

    Gretchen Esquilin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd think that'd be a pain in the a$$.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can do the more traditional thing from behind, too...

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    #36

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    Nathaniel Remainsson Report

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ad was presented to you by the Kardashian family.

    Losferatu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't throw your poo when you're high on acid, store it for later!

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a giant nappy… that somebody pooped in

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a fantastic idea! Waiting for a bus ; at the DMV; unemployment lines, etc. Endless possibilities!

    Me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiting for a bus, would be great. Getting on the bus...not so great.

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    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens after a year in quarantine. COVID19 plus 30 more pounds on top of the average 19. Does get in the way though. Knocked over 6 kids so far just by turning to my left or right.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be so handy at concerts and sporting events!

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    #37

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    Patrick Vaughn Report

    Kate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New business in Texas?

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the piano ad: We're totally not into abortion.

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    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Photoshop. Hanger Clinic is for prosthetics & orthotics.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Context: My SIL works for Hanger. They're actually a company that custom creates and fits prosthetics. My SIL's specialty is helmets for infants to correct the shape of the skull.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO! Wire! Hangers! ( What, too old of a reference? )

    Stephanie Keith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually no more wire hangers! In a very scary tone. Lol.

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    Bob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The baby & hangers were photoshopped over the original logo that matches the door. The contact info on the door matches this clinic, look up their listed address in Google Maps streetview to see the actual building: https://hangerclinic.amdevel.com/clinics/PA/pittsburgh/s-19th-st/

    Tim Bend
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy S**t that's bad. Gotta ask though. Was "please bomb us Clinic" too long for the sign?

    asie oop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PLS, I GOT MY BACKBRACE THERE

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    #38

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    Chelsea Atkinson Report

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was the shittiest idea. I can just imagine them having a company meeting to come up with this.

    Princess Procrastination
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a glorious idea! I would love to plan my funeral and eat pizza! It's the dream!

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    Stephen Branley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hate "pre-plan". A plan, by its nature, can only happen before the event. It's not a "pre-plan" it's just a plan.

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I want to help my family even after death. Can you serve my remains on pizza to them?"

    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be skeptical about where they source their pepperoni and other meat product toppings.

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it doesn't sound bad. Nobody died yet and nobody is sad. You're just pre-planning your own funeral. Making sure you get the funeral you want. Sounds to me like a cheerful event that will go well with pizza. And also i want there to be pizza at my funeral.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do not trust any food in a funeral home

    Frisinator
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what kinda of pizza? Veggie would be a deal breaker

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I plan on cremation and having friends toss my ashes at the beach where everybody there is covered in oil, and me, and go places I may never have been before. Land on a couple of wet dogs and see what my city looks like from a dogs eyes.

    Ezra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey this one is an actual good idea

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    #39

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    Stephen Magness Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm... I'll get some of my friends to cum along

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This site censors utterly inoffensive words but leaves “cum”. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

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    Losferatu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I have a milfshake with my dinner?

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're already moms, they want no more cream pie

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then next door you can get some more wood, or a nice brown carpet. Whichever way you swing

    PenitentEyeball
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get it, and looking at the comments I’m not sure I want to

    My O My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear PenitentEyeball, as I don't know your age I'm sorry to say I wont tell you either

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's discrimination! I want free cream pie too!

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    #40

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    Thallie Slothennagar Report

    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is horrible on so many levels...

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure it's photoshopped though. Same wrinkle in all the photos, and the fingers are weirdly long and blurry.

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby nails are ALREADY little razor blades and now you wish to give them actual CLAWS?!

    Jill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking exactly the same thing!

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMFG I can't unsee this. What moron would do this?

    GirlFriday
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None. This was a joke and the nails are photoshopped.

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I also teach acupuncture for babies. Let your close relationship heal you."

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the funniest part is how many people think this is real when it's very photoshopped. someone was having a laugh.

    Brîndușa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is obvious that is photoshopped.Seeing these little baby fingers with such sharp long nails is what is disgusting.

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a bit of luck this is just a lousy joke by a bored Photoshop user. The pictures are identical (look at the skin folds, wrinkles in the clothes, background, etc.), just the nails are different.

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    #41

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    Caroline Hardwick Report

    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?

    Klas Klättermus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember, if you think you can fly...start from the ground!

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    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i never drink and drive, don;t want to spill any.

    #42

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    Oli BD Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its sad that children even need this

    Stephen Branley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only in some parts of the world: Nigeria, Yemen, USA...

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America, f*ck yeah! Coming again to save the motherf*cking day yeah! America, f*ck yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah!

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or else, just don't sell weapons?

    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the unthinkable becomes normalized.

    Sam Chilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet the head is still exposed. Sad and stupid.

    HermitCrab
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you reckon the "protect your kids from getting shot" aisle is right next to the "buy your semi automatic rifle here" aisle in Costco?

    Beans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They dont sell guns at Costco, (afaik their policy is anti-carry and anti-gun in general) you're thinking of Walmart.

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    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I look at this and wonder why the hell the U.S. acts so superior to Mexico

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will always consider it a 4th world country.

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    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, the US are just so f*cked up. So so glad I live elsewhere.

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    #43

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    Maximillion MacDonald Goldie Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A classic Obvious plant advert.

    NeonDisco
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does he do if I order the Jeff hotdog?

    Ray_gunn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the free cream pie for moms ad, I'm v.relieved Jeff's secret ingredient is only ketchup

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Obvious plant" makes joke products. The clue is in the name.

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the 'kiss from Jeff' part that worries me

    Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anybody want to eat a burger kissed by a stranger?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is probably fake. I hope it is. It would be too cringy otherwise.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! In the corner it says "Obvious Plant". It's a joke series.

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    #44

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    Kody Riggleman Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...By a dragon. Because Wales has had a tough time ever since the Inclined Slate Wagon industry crashed. It didn't have to be like this.

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think some people wont keep back from the platform edge...

    #45

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    Emmanuel Quintero Report

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that which ever order you read it, its the same thing

    Orion C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may or may not be a divorce center.

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could just rent and save maintenance costs.

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no correct way to read this and come out ahead XD

    Bhadrika Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. A few more years till he's old enough....

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    #46

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    Imágenes que nadie pidió Report

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also doubles as a spaghetti portion measurer.

    TGHW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should probably wipe it off first though.

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    Londo Cotto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be used instore. Learn from my mistakes.

    Piet Puk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how "Black" is a separate category.

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now black is a size?

    Frisinator
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There last one should read “Stop lying Brett.”

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here we go again pushing stereotypes

    MauKini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonderfull, you can try it right in the shop!

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oo...how...why..in what store....unsee juice now please

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    #47

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    Jasmine Lowe Report

    Vexorg2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a WWII fuel saving ad... Still though Hitler doesn't look happy to be there!

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghost Hitler always wants to turn far right at every crossing. He's a useless GPS.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He keeps telling me to drive over bridges that can't support my car's weight.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping this is a WWII poster to encourage fuel saving though car sharing. I wonder who they would use now.

    Beans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably Trump. Except left wingers will be horrified and car share, and right-wingers will be like 's**t yeah! Invisible Trump everyone' and that's how the cult of Invisible Trump will start.

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cut to florida man driving a chevy and facing the seat next to him* No, you suck at- YOU DIDN'T EVEN PASS! YOU'RE THE- I SAID, YOU'RE- F*CK IT! GET OUT! *florida man begins to beat up hitler*

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take this back to the drawing board now

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the context of fuel saving meassures during WW2 it's a pretty good though

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    #48

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    Roy Verhart Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAH omg the link actually works and there are pics of other men bathing in her milk BAHAHHAHAHA

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will watch you. (That is very concerning!)

    Bhadrika Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how much the added charge for almond must be. That stuffs expensive.

    Em the Bored Lord
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I will watch you bathe in my milk." Yeah, not creepy. Not creepy at all.

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    #49

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    Rinnie Argentine Report

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Pete. This "ad" is a joke.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its a joke because in the new smart water commercial he is getting his tattoos removed...... which is totally not related to each other or the image he previously gave

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, i prefer one of those rotary dial waters.

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brought to you by Not so Smart water.

    #50

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    Olivia Edson Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm.. I not going there.. no matter how many $2.5 they give me, I prefer not being milked... I'll keep my man-tits to myself..

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I pay 5 dollars, I can milk two people... Great!

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phrasing! Come on! - Archer

    Slick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The important of phrasing your words correctly has never been more violated lol or did it ???

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh huh.....umm might wanna phase this better

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    o.o.......i just want the cow thanks

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    #51

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    Bloo Rokka Report

    Beans
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of this mod for an old pokemon game-- the mod is called pokemon MYA$$, they modded the old gba game to have various parody references to butts and other weird things. It's pretty funny. This looks funnier though.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I only have one sensible thing to do now... I'm gonna download it.

    surprised pikachu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this is hilarious, especially when you realize how violent the game it's based off of is.

    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gives me Yandere Simulator vibes. Based on the ratings, it’s a better game though.

    Orion C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has almost 4 stars too!

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Okay, that's racist.

    Not a Made up Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The developer's address is Mexico on play store. He must be joking around.

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    #53

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    C Emily Rose DePape Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! You chug too much of that, it will be hard to pass in the morning..

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    RatherLoopy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Obvious Plant logo has been cropped out.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is another 'obvious plant". These pics don't belong here.

    Ana Ferreira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "includes prize" concerns me.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooi hope the prize is a free trip to the hospital

    Em the Bored Lord
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst part is that it's cottage cheese flavoured with a lingering taste.

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to develop market for expired milk

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    #54

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    Josh Junda Report

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's that condom sizing thing.

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    860 likes? Should be more like 860 yikes.

    Losferatu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the Dunkin Donuts mascot when you need him?

    Londo Cotto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, so . . . .here's what you SHOULDNT do . . . . .

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    #55

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    Michael Stokes Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, it's actually a takedown opportunity for Agent 47.

    Joshua Seaman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't post Onion articles in a listical like this. They explicitly make things have bad auras. 700-613b99...0-jpeg.jpg 700-613b996ad4f90-jpeg.jpg

    Yvette Desmarais
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. I have plenty of junk that does this without help.

    #56

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    Sean Andrews Report

    Stephen Branley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They eat nothing but tinned spaghetti.

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    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They fought over the spaghetti because there's only one pot full for the four of them?

    QueenRhye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ads in the old days had boys playing rough like boys did back then. When they played outside and roughhoused.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early multiplicity experiment. Easy to guess who has what traits.

    Steve Goodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you call upstairs to let your abusive father know that the damn spaghettios are ready?

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