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Ah, we love the smell of absurdity in the morning! Absurd memes are an integral part of going online. In fact, we’d go as far as to say that internet culture as we know it wouldn’t actually exist without them. It’d be a far more boring world that’s for sure. Fortunately for us, life in the Digital Age is chock full of weirdness on so many levels that it is ridOnculous

That’s where the ‘Absurd Posting’ Instagram account comes in. It’s a social media page that documents some of the most bizarre and random memes to ever grace the net. You might think that you’ve seen everything. But we’re pretty sure these pics will get you to do a double-take. Scroll down and don’t forget to upvote the memes that befuddled you the most.

Bored Panda had a chat with the founder of 'Absurd Posting' about the history of the Instagram page, why people love absurd memes so much, and how they determine whether or not a meme is worth sharing. You'll find our full interview below!

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DustTea
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what a boring picture of a light pole and weeds🙄

Stardust she/her
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ikr? Media will just make up anything for clout. Smh

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DennyS (denzoren)
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They've also been known to "tax" sugarcane trucks but coming out in the road to stop the truck and then taking some....super adorable.

John Rey Olpenda
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah ! seen that video ! and the best thing was they don't stall the trucks for a long time and they only take some.

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Asexual Zelephant
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see elephant, I upvote... but wait! I see no elephant :O

Justaboredpotato
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where's the baby elephant? Was there even a baby elephant?

Shifty McFlea
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are they shining a light at a pole

Shyla Bouche
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*pounces the pole* Nope, no elephant.

shan
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope this cutie pie is eating sugar cane right now!

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"I think what inspired me to create this Instagram page was my own sense of humor, which is known among my friends for being a bit quirky," the founder of the 'Absurd Posting' Instagram page told Bored Panda.

"Funny memes were never really my style. I like to see the absurdity, the strange, and the great insights that some people have when taking a picture or commenting on something they saw on the internet. I used to post on my personal profile stories, but a lot of people I don't know tried to add me through friend recommendations. So I decided to create a public profile so that anyone who wanted could have access," they opened up to us about the roots of the social media project.

We were very interested to get the page founder's opinion as to why people enjoy absurd memes so much. "I think people like this kind of absurd content because life is absurd. Just look at the photos and memes I post to understand that I'm not the only one who realizes how bizarre and funny the world can be," they said.

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"So I like to disseminate this content to people who have the same sense of humor as I do."

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    #2

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm counting the seconds until one Panda or another starts the 'Sweet home Alabama' theme

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or "banjo music intensifies" - always a classic.

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    i_like_boats
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll do it (sorry feathered dinosaur)…. SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    Mini the Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll help! *banjo music intensifies* SWEET HOME ALABAMA *some more banjo music*

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    Korean Boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lyrics One, two, three Turn it up Big wheels keep on turnin' Carry me home to see my kin Singin' songs about the south-land I miss Alabamy once again and I think it's a sin, yes Well I heard Mister Young sing about her Well I heard ol' Neil put her down Well I hope Neil Young will remember A southern man don't need him around anyhow Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama Lord I'm comin' home to you In Birmingham they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo) Now we all did what we could do Now Watergate does not bother me Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord I'm comin' home to you Here I come, Alabama Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do) Lord they get me off so much They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama Lord I'm comin' home to you Swe

    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣 Someone call the morgue..this guy is DONE

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL 😆 🤣 😂 Brilliant response!

    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my husband and I were first dating we went to Walmart to buy him new socks and underwear. I was at the other end of the aisle so I loudly asked him "What size panties do you wear?" He frustratingly said "I don't wear panties!" So I yelled "Oh, commando."+20 years later of my antics he still gets embarrassed but is used to it.

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an older man hitting on me. Very loud, I said leave me alone Daddy. They kicked his old drunk a*s out

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    Peppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he asking for a self portrait

    Ronstantin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe for a reason to send dig pigs (ba dum tss)

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    Austin Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he wants boinkin, but you just wanna be oinkin

    Mini the Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminded me of “a pig is slowly approaching” 🐖 🐷 🐽

    Reenzy Bennington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the cackle during a quiet shift xD

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly don't understand what he was asking for.

    Mocha The Lion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your spelling is going to give me a stroke-

    BeepBeepBoopBoop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly in my head it sounds like he was high. I've never seen anyone actually text like that

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    Meanwhile, the founder shared how they decide what memes are absurd enough to be featured on 'Absurd Posting.'

    "I determine if something is funny to share on Instagram solely and exclusively based on what makes me laugh," they told Bored Panda.

    "Maybe you find it as funny or funnier than I do. Maybe you don't understand. Fine by me. I'm grateful to have so many friends with the same view of what's funny. Nowadays, many of them send me suggestions of what I can post. If I laugh, I save it to post eventually."

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    The page founder added that they always accept suggestions via their Instagram inbox: "I know I'm not the only one who appreciates this type of content. Thanks for riding along with me!" So if you have a fantastically absurd meme that you'd love to share with more people online, don't be shy and contact 'Absurd Posting.'

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    EM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really like this ethic. I've been practicing it for the last decade without realising it.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday I complimented a student on her hair. "Oh, I washed it." Okayyyyyy....

    Sonia Ward
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got married a couple of years ago and I am in my 50s. I told my best friend of over 40 years that I was stressed because all eyes would be on me and I would never look like beautiful bride. My helpful friend pointed out that I usually don't wear any make up and dress like a bag lady so the difference from that to a lady in make up, heels and a dress would be outstanding. And I did feel beautiful on my wedding day.

    Kiwii Stone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Literally the reason that I don't wear makeup daily. A colleague wore so much on a daily basis that when she didn't have time to apply it, she looked so I'll she nearly got sent home sick!

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sound reasoning if ever I've heard it

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once someone asked me what I did with my hair and the answer was I washed it. I do it once a week and will never do it more often.

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adam Driver is Keanu Reeves painted from memory.

    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought this was Snape with a glow-up

    François Carré
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Unamused young Severus Snape face" would do as well.

    Curly Q
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY IS IT SO SPECIFIC YET SO TRUE

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah, the famed "I'm not angry, just disappointed" - face

    marvellady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they were to redo Jurassic Park, I would want him being Ian

    ravn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So long as he isn't cast in another Star Wars movie...

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    ThatRandomGuy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adam Driver's face for me is "your parent who doesn't understand what your saying but pretending that their intrigued"

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it also counts as resting "Potions Master" face.

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    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fun, can confirm! My sis and I both need walkers/ wheelchairs. We went shopping with my dad once, and my sis brought her walker with her. She hired a mobility scooter and drove that around, while I sat on the seat of the walker and held on to the back of the scooter. Her nickname is 'Binky'; (we are Discworld fans); so I was yelling 'onwards, Binky!', whilst bemused shoppers looked on. 10/10, would recommend.

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    jeff adams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless 'em. They're on a roll!

    Mari Balot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life goals. Hope I'll be a cool granny like her one day :D

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    The ‘Absurd Posting’ Instagram page is a pretty niche one, home to 419 followers at the time of writing. However, the memes are very high quality: their weirdness level is off the charts. Meanwhile, the bizarreness quotient is over 9,0000.

    You may have seen some of these memes floating around elsewhere on the internet. Others, however, are pretty new to even the most seasoned social media veterans. They have a very unique flavor of randomness that makes us consider what the ever-loving heck is going on. We’ll be honest, people’s imaginations fascinate and scare us sometimes.

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call hubby a "sports model"! Lots of fun to drive if you're not paying for the gas!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he also have a sunroof? Or is he already a cabriolet?

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    jeff adams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun, heartwarming, and hilarious!

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when life hands you lemons and you want to make lemonade, not babies

    It's just me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree 100% I was looking for this comment hoping someone else noticed too

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    Granger W
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks really photoshopped to the left of the cake.

    Raelene Christie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best cake ever please tell me it was a lemon cake my mouth is watering just thinking about the cake 🎂 not the other !

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    LK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For goodness sake. There are times the Police need to park in weird places - to enable them to do their job in a timely and proper manner.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are empty spots 20 feet away. If you a cop needs to be 20 feet closer, they need to either cut back on donuts or the vehicle better end up with bullet holes defending a grandma from terrorists.

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    Raelene Christie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so when my daughter takes me grocery shopping and we pull into a disabled parking space, we as are very often approached by people my age who see me in my wheelchair and see my disability badge who will still challenge us. The most common comments are things like you don't look disabled, ill.bet you just have a crook toe. Just because I try to look my best and dress in a flattering way does not mean I'm not disabled. I only leave my home once a month that isn't for hospital or doctors visits so please don't take that simple pleasure from me.

    Jean McCutchan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happens to me all the time. I was disabled at 44yo. I don't have a wheelchair yet, but it's obvious I can't walk without being hunched over.

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    ChickyChicky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Private parking lots are not subject to legal enforcement--that might not include handicapped spots but I'm not sure. 2. It could have been a pregnant cop. I'm just sayin...

    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's fine, it'll give control room a laugh

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    Niki B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure about that one. it can be an emergency when you urgently need to find any parking space

    Becky Samuel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, like the completely empty one visible juuuust behind the car?

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Policemen and women seem to get younger every year... so they're practically kids to me by now

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to know if they replied back.

    Board Pan, duh.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lancashire Police @LancsPolice Replying to @oliver2981 and @LancsRoadPolice Hi Oliver. As mentioned, please refer to the owner of the private car-park. Perhaps they could also let you know which incident our officers were dealing with at the time. 11:55 AM · Sep 1, 2019

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    Bad Alchemy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👀🚓👀 Um hmm! We lookin at you!

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sticks it up all those "is the dress blue or gold?" posts

    Just_for_this
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck yes! it's demonstrably an RGB colour (or whichever colour-space you choose to use), therefore your wrong opinion is irreverent! and if you continue to push the issue kindly take a long walk off a short pier and count the fish.

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    jeff adams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With AI and deepfakes we can't trust what we see on media anymore. I have to get outside in RL to connect.

    Curly Q
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was like "ooh, science" and then

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    We’ve been featuring and writing about memes for so long that we like to think we’ve cracked the code. Going viral online is something that many content creators dream about because it opens many doors. Once you start getting attention, views, clicks, likes, and followers, it’s easier to get more of the same. Success, however, isn’t guaranteed. There are many other creators doing the same thing you are, working with the very same internet content.

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROTFLMAO 😄 Clean your room! Is your homework done? Turn the music down! Get off the computer!

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why is your room such a mess?? No candy until you tidy up!

    Mocha The Lion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where were you last night?... i set a 7:00 pm curfew and its 8:40. Jimmy's parents said you never even showed up to the sleepover. so where were you. oh my god i cant do this right now- i know its hard without your father here but im trying my best... go to your room....god your just like him....

    Kurichfield
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till your father gets home!

    Quirinus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemme get this straight: Is that girl asking a guy (assuming it's a guy because of "bruh" and "bro") to act like a mum? Am I getting it right?

    Lesbian Sloth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, bruh and bro are used regardless of gender

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    Cindy Brick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you wear your coat? Who left all the hair on the sink!? Stop poking your sister! No, I do not have extra money for ice cream/video games/Coke.

    Mr.G86
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, you get what you ask for. I wanted to be the guy that lives in a house full of woman. Then BOOM 4 daughters later. So yea, watch out.

    LovingKnuckle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think you’re going out in that top you have another thing coming!

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    Kevin Christoffel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, some poor festival vendor is getting their cupcakes rained on...

    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work smarter not harder. Or something like that

    RandomFrog(He/They️‍️)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Wait guys, Joseph needs to get into the grocery store! A little to the leftttt-“

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For oldsters who have no hope in kids today, gaze upon THIS!

    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it like a walking cab ? For rent ?

    Oliver Kettle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have to make sure the homies stay dry.

    RagDollLali
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The squid games are getting weirder and weirder

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦 🇬🇧
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, a little symbolic too if you look at it like that one kid is alone, all dressed in black, while the others are in a group, cheery colors and all...idk I haven't slept so I may be seeing things

    De Anna Perry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person in black has their arm around a pale person. You can see their leg from the left side.

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    Victoria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Community umbrella... Or Commie umbrella for short!

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    Reyes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annnnnd she scores the 3 pointer!!!

    AnnaRachelle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I chuckled way too hard at this!

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    So now let’s assume that you’ve got Lady Luck on your side and you’re posting all kinds of memes on the regular. Great! Now what? Well, the secret here is making the memes as relatable as possible. Social media users resonate with what they understand, what they vibe with. The more your meme gets someone to say, ‘That’s literally me!’, the more likely they are to share it with others.

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    SH Holmes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but they might taste a bit different. My favorite flavor of jam is Brain jam, tastes like strawberry with a hint of misery.

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    Quirinus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For additional challenge, pick only the men named JAMal. I'll see myself out.

    eMpTy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All much of a muchness, they are all red and sticky on the inside.

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my best Old Man voice: "When I was your age we could laugh at stuff like this without feeling guilty about being culturally insensitive".

    My O My
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one for the captchas

    Zophra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking of: "Who wore it better?"

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn it, these Captchas are getting harder

    Yaprak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as I know Qatari men wears all white. Red and white is worn by other countries in the Golf

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's nothing worse than the stench of decaying meat. Source: my neighbor died on us, too

    Mason Kronol
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto. I had to call the police when my neighbor died because the smell was so bad. A couple cops were puking after responding. It's a smell you never forget.

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    Mari Balot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never thought a decaying corpse would smell like boiled feet o_O

    KombatBunni
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually smells like spoiled meat.. I used to live with a married couple, husband did crime scene investigation and he came home one day still in uniform and with a rather odd look on his face. He’d been at a scene that morning where a guy broke into a park toilet and got stuck in the wall, on a hot day and had expired. Needless to say it was a horrible cleanup and the smell kinda..lingered

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    Bad Alchemy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lived in Southern California. Had a neighbor, a rather large man, who was also a hoarder, die. In the summer. During a heat wave. With the AC off. Started noticing newspapers building up on his front step and his car not moving. Called police for a welfare check. Yep, he was dead. It was so hot in his apartment that was literally stuffed floor to ceiling with newspapers, that he sort of started melting into the upholstery of his recliner, where he had died. It was bad. Took weeks to clean out the apartment. All the windows were left open to air it out. Everyone else kept their windows shut - the smell was something that cannot be described.

    Cathy Lemay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hubby and brother found their mom after being gone for several days. I wish there was some way to erase it from their minds. Bro didn't get inside as hubby turned him around. What a sad state of affairs.

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once lived in apartments where the doors were inside the building like a hotel ..you walked down a hall of front doors. I happen to be right across the way from somebody who passed away and no one had done a welfare check for 2 weeks. And since they couldn't open her glass sliding doors until they were sure it was natural causes, when they open the front door...the smell obviously came right into my house. My heart broke for her and her family, and my stomach wouldn't accept food for a couple days.

    Mason Kronol
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't eat for at least 2 days after our neighbor was found dead after 3 weeks. And then I couldn't eat meat. My husband is lucky to not have a strong sense of smell so he barely noticed.

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    Raelene Christie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for all the positive feedback guys. I'm so pleased I joined the Pandas I love you guys!

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    Jojo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let meeee do iiiiiit for youuuuuuuuu ❤

    Mini the Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Didn’t I do it for you…?”

    Disguise Doge.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture." "There the same picture."

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    However, relatability on its own isn’t enough. You have to somehow elevate the meme so that it stands out from other, blander, safer pics. (Look, everyone likes food, but how are you going to react to a meme that says, ‘Like if you eat food’? You’ll probably ignore it.). You could focus on a different type of humor or take a unique twist on some insights.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see why...it doesn't look good at all.

    Mr.G86
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes the future IS looking cheaper

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't care what it says underneath, I'd buy this because of the sticker placement, then store it on a shelf for all to behold.

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way things are going, that price is way too high.

    Carter Gray
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...bulletproof (MCR, anybody?)

    Kim jenkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still seems a little costly...

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    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'No' (Sir Winston Churchill)

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooooo you didn't say where or WHEN he said it!!! 5 demerits!!! XD

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    DaVo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'No'* - *computer.

    Nicky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oxi" - Greek president saying no to Hitler.

    Paul Aguilera
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "NO" (Carl Fredricksen; the movie 'UP' ; multiple occasions)

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are citing a film you need to include the name of the director, the film studio or distributor, the principal actor's named, and the release year. How do I know this? From costly experience.

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    AmateuR
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "no" (my parents the second twelve yo me started talking)

    Wendy O'Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my paper/project writing fear.

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an oldie but a classic

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are the players supposed to not notice that? And how would they not start cracking up and get distracted? If I was a player, that would have done me in, lol.

    Rylee Evergreen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's the point lol! to distract them because they're on the opposite side

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    RagDollLali
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loooook me in the eyes. I said look, damnit!

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a way to get inside the opposing team's heads.

    Ranita
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, isn't that a distraction..

    rw55066
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here

    JD Cass
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why, but I heard this in Andy Devine's voice.

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    moo mooo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wjat someone help me out here

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    While you’re crafting and polishing the meme, don’t forget that in this day and age, attention spans are getting shorter and shorter. So you need to follow suit and make your memes easily digestible: your audience needs to ‘get it’ at a moment’s notice.

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    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine Voldemort but with an Irish accent

    Higgleton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yar Liam Neeson: "what I do have Harry is a very particular set of spells. Spells I have acquired over a very long career. Spells that make me a nightmare for people like you. AVADAKADABRA"

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    A Wild Bean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never ever ever unsee this

    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really should be Lady Voldemort.

    °CORLEONE°
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was Louis Vuitton for a moment 😂😂😂

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you become if you face plant w/out wearing a full face helmet.

    Mr.G86
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, so he's not bald anymore?

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *starts avoiding everyone with those glasses from now on*

    Commander Ducky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody should start doing that,, I mean i have those glasses but I don't mind people avoiding me

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    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serial killers need bifocals, too. Now I don’t feel so alone.

    Max
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MAURICE HAVE YOU SEEN KING JULIAN I LOVE KING JULIAN /j

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    Roland
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helló sír, may I recommend our new serial killer collection? The Dahmer and the Walter White are running low on stock. Everyone seems to be after them these days.

    Sonia Ward
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ned Flanders is a serial killer?

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google pics of dennis nilsen

    Zophra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serial killer peer pressure?

    Isa's left eye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The glasses aren't by themselves bad, it's just that a lot of serial killers have had this particular style of glasses (Jeffrey Dahmer, for example)

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    Daniel Mattock
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some say that child is still spinning in the air. Or unconscious.

    Immortal Jellyfish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mercy is for the weak. The enemy deserves no mercy!

    Megan Walker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy. - Cobra Kai

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    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when I was playing Mario Kart one time and one of the players was Adam_Age5. I figured the mom did that so other players would take it easy on him. First chance I got, I blew him off the road while yelling, "Take that, Adam_Age5!" Then my husband said, "You're 40. What is wrong with you?" We're all the same age in the game.

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever gave the kid that name, with all the creepers out there in the wild, unpoliced world of the internet/online game play, NOT a good idea to advertise his young age like that!!

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    Justaboredpotato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to give this a try. This is my inspiration or villain origin story whatever you want to call it

    Reenzy Bennington
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch. Is this how the 1 and 2 twins were made? This kid was broken in half?

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so many of these are repeats from last time.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had I known I could've earned a black belt knocking little kids on their butt, my life would've turned out much different.

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    We increasingly consume short-format news, entertainment, and infotainment, and that, in turn, shortens our attention spans further. It’s a vicious cycle. Meanwhile, everyone’s clamoring for your attention and doing their best to stand out from the crowd.

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be crows not doves

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth hurts. Kids don't remember what you buy'em, they remember how you made'em feel. Best of luck to parents everywhere trying to figure out parenthood. With good intentions cones good results.

    TheDag
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me sad to see all the hate for pigeons, they just trying to survive guys XD

    Tom Hardeveld
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm sure they're smiling down from evil Heaven" Minion - Megamind

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, I was wondering what that thing was called yesterday. Hand truck in US English?

    Full Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am glad that the drunk wife has only been gently used.

    Nonesuch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband needs one of those for his....wife

    Robert A Reider Jr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her pose for the pic is priceless! Way to go momma!!

    Settled for Infamy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is weirdly the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Not buying the "gently used" bit though.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a pretty fine dolly. The hand truck is fine, too.

    Just me, myself, and I
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was drunk riding that way would make me lose my lunch!

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    Rinso the Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut the crusts off for an even fancier experience.

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, I had these for lunch every day through all of elementary school. Had no clue my mom was a Michelin-class chef XD

    Adam L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still make these for myself. They just hit the spot when you don't know what you want.

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch the food channel a second time. You didn't cut off the crust and cut it diagonally. Topping it with a dab of something pretentiously weird would also be good.

    Colin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I make Eggos I tell my kids "Here's your twice baked egg bread with oleo topping and maple drizzle"

    Olivia Dean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just white bread. Brioche is a sweet bread, kinda melts in your mouth a big like tea cake

    RafCo (he/him/ele)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a brioche bun, but otherwise quite clever

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything sounds exotic when you say it in fancy words.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but you cut it the wrong way. A proper sandwich *must* be cut diagonally.

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    It’s not just meme-smiths who are focusing on shortness, however. Outlets are adapting to this by finding ways to keep their audience engaged, too. They might opt for shorter format posts, catchy headlines and headings, and using plenty of photos, videos, quizzes, and graphics to keep everyone interested. 

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a German saying: Oben hui, unten pfui (like wow on top, meh on the bottom). 😂

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in the UK, we’d call some people a BOBFOC. Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

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    ThatRandomGuy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In America we have a saying for that: DAMN....EWWW

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a good chance neither have seen this meme that's been going around for years.

    Meowlanie Meowpants
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir i need you to take step to your right an line up with the skirt

    Mr.G86
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at that sassy flirt.

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    Isabelle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These Things will not bite you. They want to have fun." Then, out of the box Came Thing Two and Thing One!

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite storybook as a child, brings good memories for me

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    JLS
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good way to tell them apart

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like this situation's been sorted.

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many times did they already switch them before coming up with this lol

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid 1 (grimace face). Mom to Kid 1: "It looks like you have to go number 2!" Kid 2: "OMG! Mom's going to cancel me!".

    Gayfroggo He/they
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else when they first saw thing thought it was the arrow from Avatar, last air bender?

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    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to see a miss Piggy Predator

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaand done. I regret making this. Also sorry for the rushed messy photoshop job lol Screen-Sho...54-png.jpg Screen-Shot-2023-03-10-at-11113-PM-640b0290dff54-png.jpg

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    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Facehugger is probably cute af

    Jacky Newman
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah maybe instead of "tickle me Elmo" Facehugger Elmo 🤣

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    Seamus Crumley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'In space, no one can hear you scream'

    Juliette Schnatz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok these things look like the monsters off of the hunger games movie

    J Ko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🥹🦉😁🪵🐀🤹😊🇺🇬🇫🇴🛒☹️⛹🏽💡👌❤️🌙🥰🤹🇩🇲♑️☹️😊🇺🇬🤹🥹☹️🐀☹️🥰👍🚺🇫🇴♒️♐️😁🐀🙁🟣🆔🇩🇲🚺🥰🪵🤹🇺🇬☹️🙁♑️⚛️☹️🙁🤹🟪🟣💡⛹🏽🤹🪵🦉🦉🤹🚺💡

    TheBadHalfofHel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just wrong on sooooooo many levels.

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    Though it might sound counter-intuitive, memes that lack context and focus just on the image itself might actually be the ones that last the longest. They force the audience to interpret the symbolism in the picture in their own way which creates a unique relationship between the meme and the viewer. Meanwhile, if a meme relies a bit too much on quipping about current events, odds are that it’ll quickly fade as both lose relevance.

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    Mari Balot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life goals. When something seems unreachable, try first something you can do :)

    Cal the dragon (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm doing this, I have short arms and annoying legs that hurt every time I straighten them without even locking them

    Juliette Schnatz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when mom said exercise cures deppresion

    Hakuna Matata
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tips of her shoes which she where’s she be smart

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    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone know where I can buy these?

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon! I need to get me some too https://www.amazon.com/Sayings-Cutters-Irreverent-Phrases-Supplies/dp/B09DG4K3CL/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=Funny+Cookie+Cutter&qid=1678438305&sr=8-3

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    jeff adams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heartwarming. In a country-kitchen kinda way.

    Mari Balot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need these for my coworkers. >_>

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cookie cutters against humanity. I like it.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this for my anniversary. My wife loves it when I communicate my feelings so here goes.

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to bake a batch of KFO's. :D

    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I know what I’m making next with my 3D printer 😈

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yesss.... Just the thing for the work lunch room...

    Melon25.25
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooow we’re one I eeeverlasting peeace We hope that you choke, that you choooke.

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    JoyfulZebra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Intentional. It was designed as a joke https://gizmodo.com/7-more-viral-photos-that-are-totally-fake-1784250989

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    Lennart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those grappling to understand its an out of iron Its an iron e.

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    Justaboredpotato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can tell that I would learn a lot at this ollege

    Reyes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can already see the school producing future Architects.

    Phoebe Bean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I´ve seen this one quite a lot here in BP.

    Estelle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahahahaha! 😂🤣😅😆 the "C" is on the brick wall.

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Future architects and planners with a sense of humor.

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd remember it though. It's a big "don't do this" reminder.

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    JoyfulZebra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Wop Wop! Ist teh soond of teh Ploice🎶

    Best Behave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'll be in Birmingham. Allo, cun yow put me thru t tha ploice ploise

    Emerald Joanna
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How Australians sound when they say "police" (I say this with love ❤)

    Dave Van Beurden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this could be Australian to be fair...

    Hannah Privette
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick! What's the number for 9-1-1?

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    Moo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if I dumb all the time? ;-;

    Kat Hoth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where dumb area is? I need to dumb.

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google Translate says this actually says "Do not throw trash here" XD

    Tai Dallen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I'll just move along then.

    ChatDeCafé
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I cannot go there, I gotta dumb over here...

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More public spaces need this sign.

    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go dumb somewhere else mate

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    Justaboredpotato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so flattered to hear that someone finally realised our social + cultural influences and even wrote a book about us! :D

    A Random Potato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right! Nobody acknowledges how important we were! It’s great to get some recognition.

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    Ritchat
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? Someone wrote my biography?!

    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thickness of the book amazes me. Probably padded with lots of pictures of potatoes

    David Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Far from it The history and social influence of the potato it a huge topic, big enough for at least five PhD theses.

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    Kayla Ankar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has a very interesting role and history

    Madster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a BIG book about potatoes.

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    Rahul Pawa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bike is photoshopped in the last image, right?

    Mari Balot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mess with the cursed bicycle! xD

    Weezy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That escalated quickly.....

    Bad Alchemy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Photoshopped or not, it's still kind of satisfying to look at.

    T5n
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen the first and second pictures but I didn’t know that there was a third!

    Becky Samuel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's photoshop. Makes for a good meme though.

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    the one panda _
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate you You hate me Lets team up and kill barney 😎

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, sadly XD 6 months sober woo! This feeling pictured above was NOT WORTH any of the other "highs" I did get on drugs XD

    Mickysixxx
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I think about it Barney was overly nice and always on about love so maybe he was on some ecstasy and this is him after stealing today's happiness the day before 🤔 dodgy dino

    fair_weather_rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was always something seriously wrong with barney. Idk what it was, but it was there.

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    Korean Boi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uncle barney had a little too much of grandma's brownies

    jeff adams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barney needs narcan! I thought he was a juicehead.

    DarcyRose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there. Done that. Stupidly do it again

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    Ali H M Salehuddin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Japan there is a guy called "do-nothing-guy". If you are uncomfortable of doing something alone, you can hire him to accompany you (ex. eating at a restaurant, attending a party, going on a vacation or any other non-sexual things). He will be next to you but he will not speak unless specially requested. You can talk to him. He will listen but won't respond and won't judge. https://youtu.be/SxW9M1Uozng

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In America, these are called "escorts," women hired so single men don't have to show up alone for parties, events, etc. Eventually, there emerged a presumption of prostitution, though.

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    Reyes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is actual service I would hire compared to those nasty insurance posters they always put up.

    Behnjamin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best thing about this is that his website is still active! 2jsUXuh-64...76-png.jpg 2jsUXuh-640ba52f7f576-png.jpg

    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone check out if that website is legit?

    Marla Singer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing I've wondered about this is: is the ten-foot guarantee a minimum or a maximum following distance?

    DustTea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the bottom picture is so funny to me

    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love thid, its perfect!

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes me cringe! Why would you wear them when they don't fit?

    Miles Mawyer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance I was like "meh, that's not so bad." Then I noticed the pinky toe...

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere my podiatrist bro in law just felt a disturbance in the Force.

    Heather Resatz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so embarrassed for that little toe ..

    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those toes are just asking to get smashed into furniture. Hurts just thinking about it!

    Justin Rogers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That little piggy definitely went wee wee all the way

    Actively Lazy Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just looks crazy....like, who told her that was ok???

    MeowZer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody said anything to her is my guess haha

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    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is going to haunt my dreams!

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister's friend's grandkids are coming out to visit this month. I wonder if I can buy this and get it shipped in time to put it on prominent display in the living room XD

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    OneHappyPuppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine having a p**s and a f-ing volcano eruption ends you there and then, and forevermore you are known as the Whack man... Poor soul

    PenguinQueen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy was both Cumin and Goin at the same time!!! 😎🤣

    Terran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine running for your live while the mountain next to your city simply explodes. The pyroclastic flow seeks it's path down the mountain side while you try to hide and then the ashes start covering your body, hurling you around, burning every square centimetre of your skin, you breath in one last time and your lung gets vaporized. The only thought left in your brain is pure agony, nothing else. Yoour body comes to rest, what once was your skin and muscles contracts and cracks and moves your hand over your crotch, seconds, minutes, or hours after you died. Imagine two thousand years later, someone finds you and says "LOL w a n k e r!".

    PJ Langley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dying words, "Screw you Mt Vesuvius!"

    Steve
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Bill or Ted died playing air guitar

    LeeAnne B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't look like he finished.

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    Tambot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I initially thought I was looking at a toddler or baby with something up their nose! I see now...

    Rodney McKay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This idea is a science fail. Since the nose ring is a loop, it will just short out the battery without having any affect on the wearer. Now, if you shoved the battery in there *without* the ring, you might get the desired reaction (depending on how dry the person's nostrils are).

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This knowledge does not make me feel any better!

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    Reyes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something I would do

    Thomas E S Thomas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was at that moment, at 6:00 AM on a Friday morning, that the neighbor's four-year-old girl learned to swear.

    Valden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The military has a TA-1 field telephone that has a 65 to 80 signal voltage when you crank the dynamo. A common practice was to strip the wires with your teeth. If you wanted to mess with someone, you could crank the phone while someone was trying to strip the wire.

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    Immortal Jellyfish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No offense? Offense is the only purpose for saying that

    Queenie G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Lil and Phil from the Rugrats

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He asked his barber for "The Elon".

    sweetrottenpeaches
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This haircut needs to be forgotten and left behind in the dark past. It looked bad even back than when it was in "trend" about 15 years ago.

    Bryn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like the end piece of a loaf of bread.

    Alif Zakaria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like brown construction paper

    Odin Schmidt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That haircut is the reason barbers and hair stylists get fired.

    Jane Cortez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a quizzical little shelf perched rather awkwardly above the dome of his forehead. How does one do that exactly but more importantly why?

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    Adam L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...just after midnight into the new year

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    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this a family or a red head meeting?

    les
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the family reunion took a turn for the strange after granny spiked the punch with ecstasy

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I don't think so. That face says it all!

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this an Irish orgy?

    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah those Alabama family reunions...

    Nugget
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had same reaction as stripes!

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    PJ Langley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tall cop, tall cop. What I gotta do, what I gotta do to look at you.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all honesty, this is WAY more comfortable than leaning over after a while.

    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cop comes fitted with convenient rear attachment points for easy lifting.

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    🥀~Night Rose~🥀
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAA I NEED THE UNSEE JUICE WHERE IS IT!!!!!

    LeeAnne B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a few subs and doms out for a walk. Nothing to see here.

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was Gay Pride in London, during the Pride March. Not sure what year.

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have a police dog but are allergic to dogs.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who frequents the darker corners of the internet, the most disturbing thing about this is the decision to buy the mask with the tongue out.

    Dr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is everyone running about, wringing their hands like an old aunt, screaming (very unoriginally) for unsee juice? It's just a bit of mild kink, FFS. Calm down, everyone.

    Leolynn Cauthron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s actually not. Pet play has been a part of BDSM for many decades.

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    Mari Balot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you cannot afford a real dog anymore, so you have to hire humans instead for the job xD

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's not weird at all

    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you go for more than 2 pumps, then it's kinda weird.

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    Corvus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever you feel like your job sucks, you can just look at this photo...

    XenoMurph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think he wants sucks, just the hand thing.

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    Mr.G86
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How low does that dispenser need to be before it gets weird?

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Touch me there and I'll squirt on your hand. Good... good. Now rub it all around.

    jeff adams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to speak to the person who dreamed this up.

    BarBeeGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like some kind of punishment

    Zophra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the hand sanitizer consent?

    BasedWang12.7
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come one come all come squirt from my balls

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    Immortal Jellyfish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did you ask if you already knew the answer?

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were investigating the physics of acceleration and momentum

    Reyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honesty is the best policy

    Legend_Trooper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honesty is the best policy.

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I saw the first Windows word and it was capitalized I thought, how do you smash a computer program? Then I kept reading and thought, I’m an idiot. 😂

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    Blurryface
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look out, he’s got a nose! (Insert ASDF theme here)

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    Anne Nielsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She "nose" you were not ready to ask her!

    Nezuko_Chan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this to my sister and she cries then my brother pretends to take it back and give it to her I wonder why she’s always on his side

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    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same; you can float though, which is better imo; Minotaurs don't do so well underwater, else I'd give it a go.

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    Lace Neil
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fine, I'll just lie down and roll through the area.

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No problem. I'm quite adept at slithering.

    Holly The cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Ministry of Silly Walks approves of this message.

    Reyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I applaud whoever put this sign here. They must be able to Exist without Existing.

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    Immortal Jellyfish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny and disturbing all at the same time

    beardedlizard
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like ive seen this somewhere, its a supposed haunted doll or something paranormal, its eyes apparently follow you

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    Jojo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is disturbing 😭

    sweetrottenpeaches
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes.. It creeped me out really. It is simply grotesque.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it real or one of these reborn babies?

    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncanny valley sense is telling me it's a doll.

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    PenguinQueen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fuuuuuuukkkk... Too much Internet for me today....

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the baby I saw on a paranormal show... Specifically because he was made so that his eyes are always following you from wherever you stand. He is creepy

    Turd Ferguson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, if I remember correctly, his eyes are set back a certain way that it gives the illusion of tracking you. I can handle most things but dolls just scare the living sh*t out of me.

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    Mari Balot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bit morbid in my opinion. It seems to be in a graveyard and well...some cruel jokes should just stay out of such places.

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person died in 1870. Nobody is mourning them. It's doubtful anyone even remembers them. Nothing cruel about it.

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    Makenzie McNeal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i saw this would either run or punt it.

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    Rwby Couch
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those pink polka dot things look suspiciously like mushrooms... wait, where's Toadette?

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    Campfire_Kansas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giuseppe, the king of Mortadella. a hero of our times.

    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The disturbing thing is that, assuming this isn't a 'shop or AI-generated, someone with zero sense of shame actually did this.

    Brainmas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looka like a he should be a bad guy in Lazy Town

    IntrovertedSloth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This strange, no matter how you slice it

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this Warios boyfriend?

    Colin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Purple Pie Man's brother - Pink Pasta Man.

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    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an understandable reason to close the shop

    beardedlizard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then theres the 69 sent ice cream behind the sign

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    LeeAnne B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    30 minutes?? Must be a 29 minute commute?

    Jojo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's ambitious... 🤣

    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how they framed the 69 cents in the background....

    Donut Overload
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone see the perfectly placed 69 cents in the background?

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have time to write and hang up that sign it can't be that good

    jeff adams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that was me in there, it would be so quick we would'nt even have to lock the door.

    Nugget
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you washed your hands.

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, don't go giving me ideas

    Tiramisu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maryland!!!! Bad publicity is still publicity.

    jeff adams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you! Exercise that playfulness.

    Miles Mawyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG... I hope my McDonald's shirt is still in the closet..

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this man!❤

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    Johnny Pierce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admit that l find this strangely titillating.

    J
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The titular admittance is seconded by me.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I saw nipples, I'm ruined now! Oh wait, they're male nipples, I'm saved.

    gmf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The t-shirt's b👀by trapped

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the back it says “My other shirt says Let’s Go Brandon”.

    Blinders
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    2 years ago

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    It’s not political, just funny

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    Shashonie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we should free the nipple for all.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband bought me a t-shirt for my birthday a few years back. It was white with an odd but beautiful rhinestone design across the chest. Except, the design was actually braille and it said “not my eyes.” I wore the shirt in public a few times before he told me about the braille.

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to admit, I like this dude's humor. Of course, when *I* do it, it's "That's indecent!" And "Not in front of the kids!" And "Ma'am, come out of the tube slide, drop the pizza, and put your hands behind your back." Got banned from that Chuck E. Cheese's for life, dàmn it...

    JD Cass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see your points, Sir, but they were staring first.

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well ya never know.........

    jeff adams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't need 'em cause I nrver run out.

    Mari Balot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thank you. I am already embarrassing enough as is. People don't need to see my inside personality peek outside as well xD

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mari, any time you are mean about yourself, you should imagine that it's someone else being mean to someone you love. Would you tolerate it?

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    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve always had an emergency kazoo and now I can’t decide if it’s superior or equal with clown noses. One thing’s for sure: I now need an emergency clown nose.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clarification needed: did he cheat on his girlfriend, or cheat with performance enhancing drugs, or both? Possibly at the same time?

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna go with 'cheating on his girlfriend', but I prefer to imagine that it's some guy taking a taxi to the finish line.

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    Juan Perri
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She ruined the race for countless johns

    jeff adams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John should be happy she's not picking him up at the airport.

    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did he do, take a taxi to the finish line?

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    DustTea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MotHer i ReQUire sUstanaNce

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Visible off camera: a large spread of fresh BBQ.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROTFLMAO 😄 😄 😄

    jeff adams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought vampires did'nt have a reflection. Until now.

    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its always important to remember to photoshop your reflection also.

    Nugget
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture is giving me sinister vibes 😬

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *barks Thriller from Michael Jackson *

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The baby is taking notes. She's holding a similar 'device' after all...

    Mari Balot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor girl looks like she wants to say "mom stop embarrassing me or else imma kick yo bum with this paddle thingie i am holding" xD

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know! Like, there's nothing wrong with being flat, you get what you get, and everybody's different. But this chick's MORE than flat. They're like...absent! First think I said when I saw this pic was, "Where the héll are her títs?? 😂

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    2 years ago

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    Emerald Joanna
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the tubing though? Seems like it just delays the alcohol getting to your mouth...

    Nugget
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snorkles are meant to help you breathe under liquids not consume them 😂

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwww be cool man, be cool!

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If people were cool and just took a pic instead of taking the sign, the hotel wouldn't have to do this. Don't know about this one in particular, but it's always the same story with signs like this.

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    °CORLEONE°
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do not steal the number anymore.

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many times it took?

    jeff adams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't say 4:20, don't smoke Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. May the psychedelic of your choice enlighten you.

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    PJ Langley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You caanot convince me some of this isn't intentional. They knew, they were snickering the whole time.

    Terran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blow my whistle baby 🎶

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't add anything to this. This is perfect.

    Nugget
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that creature meant to be anyway? Aside from kinky...

    Edward Finger Hands
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on the other one visible in the corner, I think it’s a cricket…

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    Juan Perri
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He don't wanto to that no more

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They knew. Totally knew and ran with it.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottom is an AI art reproduction

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that were true, there wouldn't be inflatability seams.

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These two pictures are the same?

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't she catch her death of cold, or am I misremembering?

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    Grant Melville
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a cottage industry convention.

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I never invited to events like this?

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    George Michaels has booked the place out

    Mari Balot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what they are doing in there o_O

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do dudes even do at these private bathroom events anyway? And do I even want to know?

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eito sounds cute. 100 (hundred) also starts with the H pronunciation in Japanese and 1000 is nowhere similar. Kudos for the effort though XD

    David Green
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is such a good idea for 100 , 1000, etc. Makes it all so easy so sixty would be siix...

    RafCo (he/him/ele)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how to pronounce it? I like French, where seventy is just sixty ten. Soixante-dis

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way better than I am at Japanese (or Korean, whichever this is)

    Lisa T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen this show, it’s fun and interesting

    Reyes
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    2 years ago

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    That’s not how numbers and letters work.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to see you translate Japanese numbers into English flawlessly, then! XD

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you pass out and your friends are still awake & drunk

    Lama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And pretty good with a sharpie, I have to say.

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    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first, I only saw the eyes and holy f**k they are creepy.

    Nugget
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No 1 rule is to not pass out,but I think a better rule is to not have a-hole friends lol

    Brian “BB” B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #1 rule is don't be the first to pass out

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    Michelle S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    go granny, go granny you got this

    moonlight
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *LE GASP* BP MISSED A CENCOR! YESSSSSSSSS!

    Mari Balot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be my Facebook profile xD

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks the opposite, sweet and caring.. but if being a b***h is where it's at; you own the b***h inside you!!!

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    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Logically then, it would be the best if someone stole it? It's the same as things tasting better when it's from someone else's plate, right? Asking for a friend. (I am kidding.)

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    Reyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are clearly telling you not to buy this product

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, they are. But signs with tired quotes are not among them

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    Vanessa Richardson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should say “the best things in life aren’t things.”

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 "But you can give them to the birds and bees, I want money!" 🎶

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair that's pretty rubbish

    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if "The best things in life" is not the best thing in life. Bit of a paradox, or is it a conundrum?

    Ka Se
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely NOT one of the best things in life!

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    Mari Balot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she...still alive? o_o

    demigod ruhee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7 yr old me trying to act like ariel

    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, THE RING IS REAL!!!!

    JD Cass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Samara is gonna have a hell of a headache.

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    Alicia Swanson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me way too long to realize what I was seeing. 😂😂😂

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooo that’s gonna smart in the morning

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    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone read what the text says?

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gentle care from the first days" is what Google Translate says!

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    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that filter in the "OoOh DoNaTiOnS!" video, lol!

    sparkly radish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on the baby's face says it all lol

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    Mari Balot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, popped balloons and scrambled eggs. The best child activity xD /jk

    Nugget
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chair,the balls,the balloon, all smashed!

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, right in the pink pancakes.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much random stuff had to go together to invent this fetish?

    Jack S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had to blow their own balloons up cos someone used all the helium on that guy.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me both boys will end up with sausage patties.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I'll never have a caricature of myself drawn

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever notice some people already look like caricatures of themselves? Prime example - Matt Gaetz (of US politics): B5ABE825-D...d-jpeg.jpg B5ABE825-DC17-4D53-8297-AC856F97E235-640b09703920d-jpeg.jpg

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    Nugget
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self esteem destroyed in 3.2.1...

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That artist is not going to be paid for this one!

    Alicia Swanson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... The eyes are about right. 😂

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a phone like that about 20 years ago.

    Reyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least you Nokia Proofed your Netflix.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly how tired I am at the week's end...

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help me out, fellas. A little to the right, more, more. Perfect!

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    Mari Balot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwh that's sad. He seems like he's done with life :(

    jeff adams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dreaming about an infinity pool.

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha he's like "Drama!" And casually sits at the window with a cuppa and pulls the curtains back "oh I didn't see you guys, what's going on?"

    Kevin Humble
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not his circus - not his monkeys.

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    jeff adams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any comment i could make would be inappropriate.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jaysus H Christ! Did they pull an Iron Age sacrifice out of a bog??

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she cosplaying as an Oompa Loompa??

    Lisa T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like she painted herself with Nutella

    Eujis Lake
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should count to 5 and turn, Mississippilessly. Now you are an 8!

    Wad Ofbees
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f#ck, did someone try to deep fry trump?

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    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 souvenir tshirts for $10 sounds too cheap to be worth it. Probably fall apart in the wash.

    Adam L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the only thing I see wrong in this pic, so that must be why it was posted. Everything else looks normal

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    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I buy 4 of Bill Ny's shirts, does he explain who, what, where, when, and why?

    Quirinus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Four tees for ten bucks?! :-O

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    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough

    Marie BellaDonna
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard the term "limp noodle" before, but this is ridiculous...

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a complete set with the small round oregano and basil containers at the base?

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to look so angry your colleagues won't bother you at work 1.2

    Sinead Kenny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The emperor Ming - Flash Gordon!

    Reenzy Bennington
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was Pai Mei from Kill Bill 2 LOL

    Niki B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a good example of a bad permanent make up

    Fish Fingers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't upset her or she'll have to wipe them off and draw them back on in a frowny face.

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    K- THULU
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're thinking..." Better not eat him, he might taste funny..."

    jeff adams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate this on so many levels.

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I desperately want to know the story behind this

    Reenzy Bennington
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a horror movie that is so bad it's good.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Bozo was holding a gun. I was like these white people just don't stop/ s

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else have insomnia tonight and now know for certain they’ll never, ever sleep again?

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I won't make an inappropriate and racist joke about long, yellow 'things'... 🤐

    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prices you can trust, we'll get back to you on the rest.

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    Dark Pearl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it works, it works! Doesn't appear to be working though

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It blocks the sound so its a thumbs up from me

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad you like it cuz I believe it is called a Tucker Cahooter.

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    jeff adams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool spliff bong! PVC pipe works too.

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that IS reefer! I wasn’t wholly sure. And thanks for the tip.

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    Mickysixxx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh The recorder, the bane of parents ears everywhere

    Nugget
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally a valid use for the recorder!

    Lisa T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only good use for a recorder

    Alicia Swanson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤔 I wonder if I still have mine 😁. 😆

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    Mr. Sourcrowd 🧐
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a question of perspective, so maybe the photographer missed it

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    Immortal Jellyfish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this has nothing to do with the sun and they're just indicating their level of intelligence.

    The Person
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro looks like if bilbo baggins was stoned

    Guido Pisano
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is trying to say something

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Missed it by that much" ( "Get Smart" reference....fk I'm old...)

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    🥀~Night Rose~🥀
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Papa can I have cookie? Nooooo diabetio roooolll back to kitchen! But Diabetio did not roll back.

    Nugget
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems like the start to a very odd porno...

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    sturmwesen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. BP missed a nipple 2. hands up, if you remember the SATC episode

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they got the wrong end of the stick

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One nipple. Two personal massagers, and two wide open mouths. Lol 🤭

    Fred L.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vibration does not come from the sounds of their singing.

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    Pieter LeGrande
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Specially designed for those suffering from that weird symptom: the reverse fart.

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    Samantha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...an interesting concept. 🤔

    sparkly radish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid

    David Paterson
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    2 years ago

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    Appropriate place for a COVID mask.

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    Julie Snelling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*****g football you can't get away from it

    Juan Perri
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when Messi plays, you watch the game

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    Adam L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He performed poorly in his mariachi band....

    Makenzie McNeal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mineta after he has done mineta things.

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    Corvus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... red wine flavor?

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it doesn't taste like anything? Oh right, cuz it's all a hoax. Just plain ice! Points for irony, ya'll!

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    Jojo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's out road tax money right there

    Immortal Jellyfish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Uh, thanks I guess" - random bicyclist

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regular rest areas don't always have to be expensive.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    use this lane only while being abducted in a van please

    °CORLEONE°
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to pee, park here, and pee 😂

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contractual obligation fulfilled to bare minimum standard

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    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lighting is important when you fake your sleeping pics....

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    Jana Jankova
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what it feels like being the third wheel then...

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    MacFrog
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really bad Photoshop job. The grays don't match (second "testicle"), and the shadow of the left leg was removed really inexpertly.

    Michelle S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she is pretty tho, no matter what the shadow says

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want to try and see if this is possible now