Absolutely Chaotic Memes From The “Absurd Posting” Page That May Leave You Questioning Things (50 Posts)
InterviewAh, we love the smell of absurdity in the morning! Absurd memes are an integral part of going online. In fact, we’d go as far as to say that internet culture as we know it wouldn’t actually exist without them. It’d be a far more boring world that’s for sure. Fortunately for us, life in the Digital Age is chock full of weirdness on so many levels that it is ridOnculous.
That’s where the ‘Absurd Posting’ Instagram account comes in. It’s a social media page that documents some of the most bizarre and random memes to ever grace the net. You might think that you’ve seen everything. But we’re pretty sure these pics will get you to do a double-take. Scroll down and don’t forget to upvote the memes that befuddled you the most.
Bored Panda had a chat with the founder of 'Absurd Posting' about the history of the Instagram page, why people love absurd memes so much, and how they determine whether or not a meme is worth sharing. You'll find our full interview below!
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Ikr? Media will just make up anything for clout. Smh
Load More Replies...They've also been known to "tax" sugarcane trucks but coming out in the road to stop the truck and then taking some....super adorable.
Yeah ! seen that video ! and the best thing was they don't stall the trucks for a long time and they only take some.
Load More Replies..."I think what inspired me to create this Instagram page was my own sense of humor, which is known among my friends for being a bit quirky," the founder of the 'Absurd Posting' Instagram page told Bored Panda.
"Funny memes were never really my style. I like to see the absurdity, the strange, and the great insights that some people have when taking a picture or commenting on something they saw on the internet. I used to post on my personal profile stories, but a lot of people I don't know tried to add me through friend recommendations. So I decided to create a public profile so that anyone who wanted could have access," they opened up to us about the roots of the social media project.
We were very interested to get the page founder's opinion as to why people enjoy absurd memes so much. "I think people like this kind of absurd content because life is absurd. Just look at the photos and memes I post to understand that I'm not the only one who realizes how bizarre and funny the world can be," they said.
"So I like to disseminate this content to people who have the same sense of humor as I do."
I'm counting the seconds until one Panda or another starts the 'Sweet home Alabama' theme
Or "banjo music intensifies" - always a classic.
Load More Replies...I’ll help! *banjo music intensifies* SWEET HOME ALABAMA *some more banjo music*
Load More Replies...Lyrics One, two, three Turn it up Big wheels keep on turnin' Carry me home to see my kin Singin' songs about the south-land I miss Alabamy once again and I think it's a sin, yes Well I heard Mister Young sing about her Well I heard ol' Neil put her down Well I hope Neil Young will remember A southern man don't need him around anyhow Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama Lord I'm comin' home to you In Birmingham they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo) Now we all did what we could do Now Watergate does not bother me Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord I'm comin' home to you Here I come, Alabama Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do) Lord they get me off so much They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama Lord I'm comin' home to you Swe
You put too much effort into this. I thank you for your service.
Load More Replies...When my husband and I were first dating we went to Walmart to buy him new socks and underwear. I was at the other end of the aisle so I loudly asked him "What size panties do you wear?" He frustratingly said "I don't wear panties!" So I yelled "Oh, commando."+20 years later of my antics he still gets embarrassed but is used to it.
I had an older man hitting on me. Very loud, I said leave me alone Daddy. They kicked his old drunk a*s out
Or maybe for a reason to send dig pigs (ba dum tss)
Load More Replies...honestly in my head it sounds like he was high. I've never seen anyone actually text like that
Load More Replies...Meanwhile, the founder shared how they decide what memes are absurd enough to be featured on 'Absurd Posting.'
"I determine if something is funny to share on Instagram solely and exclusively based on what makes me laugh," they told Bored Panda.
"Maybe you find it as funny or funnier than I do. Maybe you don't understand. Fine by me. I'm grateful to have so many friends with the same view of what's funny. Nowadays, many of them send me suggestions of what I can post. If I laugh, I save it to post eventually."
The page founder added that they always accept suggestions via their Instagram inbox: "I know I'm not the only one who appreciates this type of content. Thanks for riding along with me!" So if you have a fantastically absurd meme that you'd love to share with more people online, don't be shy and contact 'Absurd Posting.'
I got married a couple of years ago and I am in my 50s. I told my best friend of over 40 years that I was stressed because all eyes would be on me and I would never look like beautiful bride. My helpful friend pointed out that I usually don't wear any make up and dress like a bag lady so the difference from that to a lady in make up, heels and a dress would be outstanding. And I did feel beautiful on my wedding day.
Yes! Literally the reason that I don't wear makeup daily. A colleague wore so much on a daily basis that when she didn't have time to apply it, she looked so I'll she nearly got sent home sick!
Adam Driver's face for me is "your parent who doesn't understand what your saying but pretending that their intrigued"
It's fun, can confirm! My sis and I both need walkers/ wheelchairs. We went shopping with my dad once, and my sis brought her walker with her. She hired a mobility scooter and drove that around, while I sat on the seat of the walker and held on to the back of the scooter. Her nickname is 'Binky'; (we are Discworld fans); so I was yelling 'onwards, Binky!', whilst bemused shoppers looked on. 10/10, would recommend.
Load More Replies...The ‘Absurd Posting’ Instagram page is a pretty niche one, home to 419 followers at the time of writing. However, the memes are very high quality: their weirdness level is off the charts. Meanwhile, the bizarreness quotient is over 9,0000.
You may have seen some of these memes floating around elsewhere on the internet. Others, however, are pretty new to even the most seasoned social media veterans. They have a very unique flavor of randomness that makes us consider what the ever-loving heck is going on. We’ll be honest, people’s imaginations fascinate and scare us sometimes.
I call hubby a "sports model"! Lots of fun to drive if you're not paying for the gas!
Does he also have a sunroof? Or is he already a cabriolet?
Load More Replies...“Unspent” had me laughing more than it should have😅
Load More Replies...For when life hands you lemons and you want to make lemonade, not babies
I agree 100% I was looking for this comment hoping someone else noticed too
Load More Replies...Best cake ever please tell me it was a lemon cake my mouth is watering just thinking about the cake 🎂 not the other !
For goodness sake. There are times the Police need to park in weird places - to enable them to do their job in a timely and proper manner.
There are empty spots 20 feet away. If you a cop needs to be 20 feet closer, they need to either cut back on donuts or the vehicle better end up with bullet holes defending a grandma from terrorists.
Load More Replies...Ok so when my daughter takes me grocery shopping and we pull into a disabled parking space, we as are very often approached by people my age who see me in my wheelchair and see my disability badge who will still challenge us. The most common comments are things like you don't look disabled, ill.bet you just have a crook toe. Just because I try to look my best and dress in a flattering way does not mean I'm not disabled. I only leave my home once a month that isn't for hospital or doctors visits so please don't take that simple pleasure from me.
That happens to me all the time. I was disabled at 44yo. I don't have a wheelchair yet, but it's obvious I can't walk without being hunched over.
Load More Replies...1. Private parking lots are not subject to legal enforcement--that might not include handicapped spots but I'm not sure. 2. It could have been a pregnant cop. I'm just sayin...
Not sure about that one. it can be an emergency when you urgently need to find any parking space
What, like the completely empty one visible juuuust behind the car?
Load More Replies...Policemen and women seem to get younger every year... so they're practically kids to me by now
Lancashire Police @LancsPolice Replying to @oliver2981 and @LancsRoadPolice Hi Oliver. As mentioned, please refer to the owner of the private car-park. Perhaps they could also let you know which incident our officers were dealing with at the time. 11:55 AM · Sep 1, 2019
Load More Replies...Heck yes! it's demonstrably an RGB colour (or whichever colour-space you choose to use), therefore your wrong opinion is irreverent! and if you continue to push the issue kindly take a long walk off a short pier and count the fish.
Load More Replies...With AI and deepfakes we can't trust what we see on media anymore. I have to get outside in RL to connect.
We’ve been featuring and writing about memes for so long that we like to think we’ve cracked the code. Going viral online is something that many content creators dream about because it opens many doors. Once you start getting attention, views, clicks, likes, and followers, it’s easier to get more of the same. Success, however, isn’t guaranteed. There are many other creators doing the same thing you are, working with the very same internet content.
Sharing memes is one thing. Creating them yourself is another entirely. There’s only so much that you can control when it comes to creating something that captures everyone’s attention and stays relevant for years and years. There’s a lot of luck associated with going viral: even jokes and pics that are objectively great sometimes get ignored.
The other part of this, however, is consistency. Creating and sharing content on a regular basis is a good way to remind the internet of just how awesome you are. And it ensures that otherwise good memes that never got traction can end up in the spotlight like they deserve… just at a different time.
ROTFLMAO 😄 Clean your room! Is your homework done? Turn the music down! Get off the computer!
where were you last night?... i set a 7:00 pm curfew and its 8:40. Jimmy's parents said you never even showed up to the sleepover. so where were you. oh my god i cant do this right now- i know its hard without your father here but im trying my best... go to your room....god your just like him....
Lemme get this straight: Is that girl asking a guy (assuming it's a guy because of "bruh" and "bro") to act like a mum? Am I getting it right?
Nah, bruh and bro are used regardless of gender
Load More Replies...Did you wear your coat? Who left all the hair on the sink!? Stop poking your sister! No, I do not have extra money for ice cream/video games/Coke.
If you think you’re going out in that top you have another thing coming!
Meanwhile, some poor festival vendor is getting their cupcakes rained on...
‘Wait guys, Joseph needs to get into the grocery store! A little to the leftttt-“
Ooh, a little symbolic too if you look at it like that one kid is alone, all dressed in black, while the others are in a group, cheery colors and all...idk I haven't slept so I may be seeing things
The person in black has their arm around a pale person. You can see their leg from the left side.
Load More Replies...So now let’s assume that you’ve got Lady Luck on your side and you’re posting all kinds of memes on the regular. Great! Now what? Well, the secret here is making the memes as relatable as possible. Social media users resonate with what they understand, what they vibe with. The more your meme gets someone to say, ‘That’s literally me!’, the more likely they are to share it with others.
Yeah but they might taste a bit different. My favorite flavor of jam is Brain jam, tastes like strawberry with a hint of misery.
Load More Replies...For additional challenge, pick only the men named JAMal. I'll see myself out.
There's nothing worse than the stench of decaying meat. Source: my neighbor died on us, too
Ditto. I had to call the police when my neighbor died because the smell was so bad. A couple cops were puking after responding. It's a smell you never forget.
Load More Replies...It actually smells like spoiled meat.. I used to live with a married couple, husband did crime scene investigation and he came home one day still in uniform and with a rather odd look on his face. He’d been at a scene that morning where a guy broke into a park toilet and got stuck in the wall, on a hot day and had expired. Needless to say it was a horrible cleanup and the smell kinda..lingered
Load More Replies...Lived in Southern California. Had a neighbor, a rather large man, who was also a hoarder, die. In the summer. During a heat wave. With the AC off. Started noticing newspapers building up on his front step and his car not moving. Called police for a welfare check. Yep, he was dead. It was so hot in his apartment that was literally stuffed floor to ceiling with newspapers, that he sort of started melting into the upholstery of his recliner, where he had died. It was bad. Took weeks to clean out the apartment. All the windows were left open to air it out. Everyone else kept their windows shut - the smell was something that cannot be described.
Hubby and brother found their mom after being gone for several days. I wish there was some way to erase it from their minds. Bro didn't get inside as hubby turned him around. What a sad state of affairs.
I once lived in apartments where the doors were inside the building like a hotel ..you walked down a hall of front doors. I happen to be right across the way from somebody who passed away and no one had done a welfare check for 2 weeks. And since they couldn't open her glass sliding doors until they were sure it was natural causes, when they open the front door...the smell obviously came right into my house. My heart broke for her and her family, and my stomach wouldn't accept food for a couple days.
I didn't eat for at least 2 days after our neighbor was found dead after 3 weeks. And then I couldn't eat meat. My husband is lucky to not have a strong sense of smell so he barely noticed.
Load More Replies...Thank you for all the positive feedback guys. I'm so pleased I joined the Pandas I love you guys!
"Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture." "There the same picture."
However, relatability on its own isn’t enough. You have to somehow elevate the meme so that it stands out from other, blander, safer pics. (Look, everyone likes food, but how are you going to react to a meme that says, ‘Like if you eat food’? You’ll probably ignore it.). You could focus on a different type of humor or take a unique twist on some insights.
Don't care what it says underneath, I'd buy this because of the sticker placement, then store it on a shelf for all to behold.
ooooo you didn't say where or WHEN he said it!!! 5 demerits!!! XD
Load More Replies...If you are citing a film you need to include the name of the director, the film studio or distributor, the principal actor's named, and the release year. How do I know this? From costly experience.
Load More Replies...How are the players supposed to not notice that? And how would they not start cracking up and get distracted? If I was a player, that would have done me in, lol.
I think that's the point lol! to distract them because they're on the opposite side
Load More Replies...Not sure why, but I heard this in Andy Devine's voice.
Load More Replies...While you’re crafting and polishing the meme, don’t forget that in this day and age, attention spans are getting shorter and shorter. So you need to follow suit and make your memes easily digestible: your audience needs to ‘get it’ at a moment’s notice.
Nah, that’s just his Bike Messenger of Doom.
Load More Replies...Yar Liam Neeson: "what I do have Harry is a very particular set of spells. Spells I have acquired over a very long career. Spells that make me a nightmare for people like you. AVADAKADABRA"
Load More Replies...Everybody should start doing that,, I mean i have those glasses but I don't mind people avoiding me
Load More Replies...Serial killers need bifocals, too. Now I don’t feel so alone.
I thought Ned wore round ones, like Harry Potter?!
Load More Replies...The glasses aren't by themselves bad, it's just that a lot of serial killers have had this particular style of glasses (Jeffrey Dahmer, for example)
Load More Replies...Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy. - Cobra Kai
Load More Replies...Reminds me of when I was playing Mario Kart one time and one of the players was Adam_Age5. I figured the mom did that so other players would take it easy on him. First chance I got, I blew him off the road while yelling, "Take that, Adam_Age5!" Then my husband said, "You're 40. What is wrong with you?" We're all the same age in the game.
Whoever gave the kid that name, with all the creepers out there in the wild, unpoliced world of the internet/online game play, NOT a good idea to advertise his young age like that!!
Load More Replies...I want to give this a try. This is my inspiration or villain origin story whatever you want to call it
Ouch. Is this how the 1 and 2 twins were made? This kid was broken in half?
Had I known I could've earned a black belt knocking little kids on their butt, my life would've turned out much different.
We increasingly consume short-format news, entertainment, and infotainment, and that, in turn, shortens our attention spans further. It’s a vicious cycle. Meanwhile, everyone’s clamoring for your attention and doing their best to stand out from the crowd.
"I'm sure they're smiling down from evil Heaven" Minion - Megamind
Funny, I was wondering what that thing was called yesterday. Hand truck in US English?
This is weirdly the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Not buying the "gently used" bit though.
If I was drunk riding that way would make me lose my lunch!
Cut the crusts off for an even fancier experience.
Load More Replies...Huh, I had these for lunch every day through all of elementary school. Had no clue my mom was a Michelin-class chef XD
I still make these for myself. They just hit the spot when you don't know what you want.
Load More Replies...Watch the food channel a second time. You didn't cut off the crust and cut it diagonally. Topping it with a dab of something pretentiously weird would also be good.
just needs some sprouts as garnish obviously
Load More Replies...That's just white bread. Brioche is a sweet bread, kinda melts in your mouth a big like tea cake
It’s not just meme-smiths who are focusing on shortness, however. Outlets are adapting to this by finding ways to keep their audience engaged, too. They might opt for shorter format posts, catchy headlines and headings, and using plenty of photos, videos, quizzes, and graphics to keep everyone interested.
There's a German saying: Oben hui, unten pfui (like wow on top, meh on the bottom). 😂
Here in the UK, we’d call some people a BOBFOC. Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
Load More Replies...I'm using that even though I'm American
Load More Replies...There's a good chance neither have seen this meme that's been going around for years.
Sir i need you to take step to your right an line up with the skirt
These Things will not bite you. They want to have fun." Then, out of the box Came Thing Two and Thing One!
My favourite storybook as a child, brings good memories for me
Load More Replies...How many times did they already switch them before coming up with this lol
Anyone else when they first saw thing thought it was the arrow from Avatar, last air bender?
Aaand done. I regret making this. Also sorry for the rushed messy photoshop job lol Screen-Sho...54-png.jpg
Yeah maybe instead of "tickle me Elmo" Facehugger Elmo 🤣
Load More Replies...ok these things look like the monsters off of the hunger games movie
Though it might sound counter-intuitive, memes that lack context and focus just on the image itself might actually be the ones that last the longest. They force the audience to interpret the symbolism in the picture in their own way which creates a unique relationship between the meme and the viewer. Meanwhile, if a meme relies a bit too much on quipping about current events, odds are that it’ll quickly fade as both lose relevance.
Life goals. When something seems unreachable, try first something you can do :)
I'm doing this, I have short arms and annoying legs that hurt every time I straighten them without even locking them
Amazon! I need to get me some too https://www.amazon.com/Sayings-Cutters-Irreverent-Phrases-Supplies/dp/B09DG4K3CL/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=Funny+Cookie+Cutter&qid=1678438305&sr=8-3
Load More Replies...Nooow we’re one I eeeverlasting peeace We hope that you choke, that you choooke.
Intentional. It was designed as a joke https://gizmodo.com/7-more-viral-photos-that-are-totally-fake-1784250989
Load More Replies...For those grappling to understand its an out of iron Its an iron e.
Load More Replies...Which of these memes shared by ‘Absurd Posting’ caught your attention the most, Pandas? How did you enjoy their chaotic and contextless energy? Which ones did you like so much that you couldn’t help but spam them to your friends and colleagues? We’d love to hear what you think—pop on by the comments and share your opinions.
That'll be in Birmingham. Allo, cun yow put me thru t tha ploice ploise
How Australians sound when they say "police" (I say this with love ❤)
Whatcha gon' ood when tehy come fer yew?
Load More Replies...I'm so flattered to hear that someone finally realised our social + cultural influences and even wrote a book about us! :D
I know right! Nobody acknowledges how important we were! It’s great to get some recognition.
Load More Replies...The thickness of the book amazes me. Probably padded with lots of pictures of potatoes
Far from it The history and social influence of the potato it a huge topic, big enough for at least five PhD theses.
Load More Replies...I’ve seen the first and second pictures but I didn’t know that there was a third!
I hate you You hate me Lets team up and kill barney 😎
Load More Replies...Been there, sadly XD 6 months sober woo! This feeling pictured above was NOT WORTH any of the other "highs" I did get on drugs XD
Now I think about it Barney was overly nice and always on about love so maybe he was on some ecstasy and this is him after stealing today's happiness the day before 🤔 dodgy dino
There was always something seriously wrong with barney. Idk what it was, but it was there.
Load More Replies...In Japan there is a guy called "do-nothing-guy". If you are uncomfortable of doing something alone, you can hire him to accompany you (ex. eating at a restaurant, attending a party, going on a vacation or any other non-sexual things). He will be next to you but he will not speak unless specially requested. You can talk to him. He will listen but won't respond and won't judge. https://youtu.be/SxW9M1Uozng
In America, these are called "escorts," women hired so single men don't have to show up alone for parties, events, etc. Eventually, there emerged a presumption of prostitution, though.
Load More Replies...Best thing about this is that his website is still active! 2jsUXuh-64...76-png.jpg
The thing I've wondered about this is: is the ten-foot guarantee a minimum or a maximum following distance?
At first glance I was like "meh, that's not so bad." Then I noticed the pinky toe...
Load More Replies...Somewhere my podiatrist bro in law just felt a disturbance in the Force.
Those toes are just asking to get smashed into furniture. Hurts just thinking about it!
My sister's friend's grandkids are coming out to visit this month. I wonder if I can buy this and get it shipped in time to put it on prominent display in the living room XD
Load More Replies...Imagine having a p**s and a f-ing volcano eruption ends you there and then, and forevermore you are known as the Whack man... Poor soul
Imagine running for your live while the mountain next to your city simply explodes. The pyroclastic flow seeks it's path down the mountain side while you try to hide and then the ashes start covering your body, hurling you around, burning every square centimetre of your skin, you breath in one last time and your lung gets vaporized. The only thought left in your brain is pure agony, nothing else. Yoour body comes to rest, what once was your skin and muscles contracts and cracks and moves your hand over your crotch, seconds, minutes, or hours after you died. Imagine two thousand years later, someone finds you and says "LOL w a n k e r!".
Or, you know, anyone with nose piercings.
Load More Replies...This idea is a science fail. Since the nose ring is a loop, it will just short out the battery without having any affect on the wearer. Now, if you shoved the battery in there *without* the ring, you might get the desired reaction (depending on how dry the person's nostrils are).
This knowledge does not make me feel any better!
Load More Replies...It was at that moment, at 6:00 AM on a Friday morning, that the neighbor's four-year-old girl learned to swear.
This haircut needs to be forgotten and left behind in the dark past. It looked bad even back than when it was in "trend" about 15 years ago.
It’s a quizzical little shelf perched rather awkwardly above the dome of his forehead. How does one do that exactly but more importantly why?
In all honesty, this is WAY more comfortable than leaning over after a while.
This was Gay Pride in London, during the Pride March. Not sure what year.
As someone who frequents the darker corners of the internet, the most disturbing thing about this is the decision to buy the mask with the tongue out.
Why is everyone running about, wringing their hands like an old aunt, screaming (very unoriginally) for unsee juice? It's just a bit of mild kink, FFS. Calm down, everyone.
It’s actually not. Pet play has been a part of BDSM for many decades.
Load More Replies...When you cannot afford a real dog anymore, so you have to hire humans instead for the job xD
Unless you go for more than 2 pumps, then it's kinda weird.
Load More Replies...Touch me there and I'll squirt on your hand. Good... good. Now rub it all around.
They were investigating the physics of acceleration and momentum
Look out, he’s got a nose! (Insert ASDF theme here)
Load More Replies...I do this to my sister and she cries then my brother pretends to take it back and give it to her I wonder why she’s always on his side
Same; you can float though, which is better imo; Minotaurs don't do so well underwater, else I'd give it a go.
Load More Replies...I applaud whoever put this sign here. They must be able to Exist without Existing.
Was just going to say it sounds existential!
Load More Replies...I feel like ive seen this somewhere, its a supposed haunted doll or something paranormal, its eyes apparently follow you
Load More Replies...Yes.. It creeped me out really. It is simply grotesque.
Load More Replies...That's the baby I saw on a paranormal show... Specifically because he was made so that his eyes are always following you from wherever you stand. He is creepy
Yeah, if I remember correctly, his eyes are set back a certain way that it gives the illusion of tracking you. I can handle most things but dolls just scare the living sh*t out of me.
Load More Replies...That's a bit morbid in my opinion. It seems to be in a graveyard and well...some cruel jokes should just stay out of such places.
This person died in 1870. Nobody is mourning them. It's doubtful anyone even remembers them. Nothing cruel about it.
Load More Replies...Those pink polka dot things look suspiciously like mushrooms... wait, where's Toadette?
Load More Replies...The disturbing thing is that, assuming this isn't a 'shop or AI-generated, someone with zero sense of shame actually did this.
Then theres the 69 sent ice cream behind the sign
Load More Replies...If you have time to write and hang up that sign it can't be that good
If that was me in there, it would be so quick we would'nt even have to lock the door.
Omg I saw nipples, I'm ruined now! Oh wait, they're male nipples, I'm saved.
Booby? Edit: ok it’s not censored just funny
Load More Replies...On the back it says “My other shirt says Let’s Go Brandon”.
My husband bought me a t-shirt for my birthday a few years back. It was white with an odd but beautiful rhinestone design across the chest. Except, the design was actually braille and it said “not my eyes.” I wore the shirt in public a few times before he told me about the braille.
I have to admit, I like this dude's humor. Of course, when *I* do it, it's "That's indecent!" And "Not in front of the kids!" And "Ma'am, come out of the tube slide, drop the pizza, and put your hands behind your back." Got banned from that Chuck E. Cheese's for life, dàmn it...
No thank you. I am already embarrassing enough as is. People don't need to see my inside personality peek outside as well xD
Mari, any time you are mean about yourself, you should imagine that it's someone else being mean to someone you love. Would you tolerate it?
Load More Replies...I’ve always had an emergency kazoo and now I can’t decide if it’s superior or equal with clown noses. One thing’s for sure: I now need an emergency clown nose.
Clarification needed: did he cheat on his girlfriend, or cheat with performance enhancing drugs, or both? Possibly at the same time?
I'm gonna go with 'cheating on his girlfriend', but I prefer to imagine that it's some guy taking a taxi to the finish line.
Load More Replies...What doggo? There are only two things in this picture.
Load More Replies...The baby is taking notes. She's holding a similar 'device' after all...
Poor girl looks like she wants to say "mom stop embarrassing me or else imma kick yo bum with this paddle thingie i am holding" xD
I know! Like, there's nothing wrong with being flat, you get what you get, and everybody's different. But this chick's MORE than flat. They're like...absent! First think I said when I saw this pic was, "Where the héll are her títs?? 😂
Load More Replies...Why the tubing though? Seems like it just delays the alcohol getting to your mouth...
If people were cool and just took a pic instead of taking the sign, the hotel wouldn't have to do this. Don't know about this one in particular, but it's always the same story with signs like this.
Load More Replies...Don't say 4:20, don't smoke Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. May the psychedelic of your choice enlighten you.
You caanot convince me some of this isn't intentional. They knew, they were snickering the whole time.
Based on the other one visible in the corner, I think it’s a cricket…
Load More Replies...If that were true, there wouldn't be inflatability seams.
Load More Replies...Some questions are better left unanswered.
Load More Replies...What do dudes even do at these private bathroom events anyway? And do I even want to know?
Eito sounds cute. 100 (hundred) also starts with the H pronunciation in Japanese and 1000 is nowhere similar. Kudos for the effort though XD
That is such a good idea for 100 , 1000, etc. Makes it all so easy so sixty would be siix...
But how to pronounce it? I like French, where seventy is just sixty ten. Soixante-dis
Load More Replies...I'd love to see you translate Japanese numbers into English flawlessly, then! XD
Load More Replies...This is what happens when you pass out and your friends are still awake & drunk
She looks the opposite, sweet and caring.. but if being a b***h is where it's at; you own the b***h inside you!!!
Logically then, it would be the best if someone stole it? It's the same as things tasting better when it's from someone else's plate, right? Asking for a friend. (I am kidding.)
Load More Replies...Oh, they are. But signs with tired quotes are not among them
Load More Replies...🎶 "But you can give them to the birds and bees, I want money!" 🎶
What if "The best things in life" is not the best thing in life. Bit of a paradox, or is it a conundrum?
I just snorted and woke up my dog! Hahahaha
Load More Replies..."Gentle care from the first days" is what Google Translate says!
Load More Replies...Ah yes, popped balloons and scrambled eggs. The best child activity xD /jk
How much random stuff had to go together to invent this fetish?
Ever notice some people already look like caricatures of themselves? Prime example - Matt Gaetz (of US politics): B5ABE825-D...d-jpeg.jpg
Help me out, fellas. A little to the right, more, more. Perfect!
Load More Replies...Haha he's like "Drama!" And casually sits at the window with a cuppa and pulls the curtains back "oh I didn't see you guys, what's going on?"
4 souvenir tshirts for $10 sounds too cheap to be worth it. Probably fall apart in the wash.
That is the only thing I see wrong in this pic, so that must be why it was posted. Everything else looks normal
Load More Replies...If I buy 4 of Bill Ny's shirts, does he explain who, what, where, when, and why?
I've heard the term "limp noodle" before, but this is ridiculous...
Is this a complete set with the small round oregano and basil containers at the base?
How to look so angry your colleagues won't bother you at work 1.2
Don't upset her or she'll have to wipe them off and draw them back on in a frowny face.
I thought Bozo was holding a gun. I was like these white people just don't stop/ s
Anyone else have insomnia tonight and now know for certain they’ll never, ever sleep again?
No, I won't make an inappropriate and racist joke about long, yellow 'things'... 🤐
I'm glad you like it cuz I believe it is called a Tucker Cahooter.
Load More Replies...So that's why we were taught recorder at school....
So that IS reefer! I wasn’t wholly sure. And thanks for the tip.
Load More Replies...It's just a question of perspective, so maybe the photographer missed it
Load More Replies...Maybe this has nothing to do with the sun and they're just indicating their level of intelligence.
Papa can I have cookie? Nooooo diabetio roooolll back to kitchen! But Diabetio did not roll back.
One nipple. Two personal massagers, and two wide open mouths. Lol 🤭
Specially designed for those suffering from that weird symptom: the reverse fart.
Load More Replies...Jokes aside, this is sometimes done to petty thieves as punishment.
Load More Replies...I sincerely hope it is, and not the other thing
Load More Replies...But it doesn't taste like anything? Oh right, cuz it's all a hoax. Just plain ice! Points for irony, ya'll!
use this lane only while being abducted in a van please
