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I'm Adam, I'm a Polish social media manager living in Berlin and three years ago, I started drawing comics about depression chicken and its friends.

In the beginning, it was a kind of art therapy for me. It started with my best friend (I portray him as Birdfish) who planted this idea in me. It was a pretty dark time for me. I didn't feel understood, I had no control over my feelings and my depression made me feel undriven. But through my comics, I found a new passion and it helped me to express my feelings in the funny comics.

It was not just a new hobby. My community on Instagram started to grow and I got incredibly great feedback from them. I understood that there are many other Depression Chickens out there who feel the same way I do. Slowly I understood my feelings and learned to deal with them.

After a year, I am a different person. I still carry that dark part of me, but I have better control. My comics helped me to deal with my depression. I hope you will like them too and that they will help you a little bit!

If you like it, check out my other posts on Bored Panda here, here, here, and here!

More info: Instagram | tiktok.com | Facebook | twitter.com

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They Never Call Back

They Never Call Back

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Devil'sAdvocate
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i love how it puts mature stuff in a cute and funny situation

Logan Cardwell
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Logan Cardwell
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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I started drawing my comics because I was affected by depression myself for many years. It was just drawn for me in the beginning, but my community started to grow and I felt that a lot of people on the internet understood very well what I was expressing with my stories. So I wanted to make my followers on Instagram and TikTok feel that they are not alone and deserve a lot of love just the way they are.

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    #2

    Happy Birthday

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    R Carson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That' one way to look at it.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person exhales helium?

    Patrick Linnen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I give you the gift of air from my lungs. - Dr Who, End of the World, 2005

    Orange is aging
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That what balloons are called now. Don’t stop me or correct me or I will initiate n i n j a m o d e

    Musical CHIKAAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m gonna say that now…. Genius! I’m a pessimist so honestly that’s better than a plastic containment for damned souls like mine!

    SapphireKing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it shouldn't be floating if they exhale carbon dioxide

    Hendo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than nothing at all

    BarBeeGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are all old jokes I’ve seen before

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    vogonpoet
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hits hard. My parents should have not had me.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care, I'm not involved.

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and 100% of people with it end up dying.

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    I know that depression is not an easy subject, but humor and auto-irony have always resonated with me. Even though I sometimes thought my humor was too dark, my community has almost always been super receptive to my posts. I express my true feelings with my posts and I think that's why my comics are well-received.

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    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh..me, at least according to my sister. She's really judgemental about mental health issues, calling me "weak" for having them. Ah yes, glad talking about things that make me want to die affect you so much, I can really see how much I mean to you.

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    Deceased Nemo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im the opposite if I'm really quiet I'm happy but when I was depressed I talked A LOT

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    Confessions That Nobody Asked For

    Confessions That Nobody Asked For

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    Pa4040
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how for such a low-detail comic, somehow the b******e is always present.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the most important

    Lilia Loewenberg
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    4 years ago

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    Mostly those are very short comics and I try to bring my topics to the point with punchy statements. However, behind them, there are my experiences and thoughts, which I have reflected on a lot - also in therapy. On the other hand, I also make longer posts in which I address my thoughts on different topics in more detail and more personally. I think this is a mix that works well for me so far.

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    #6

    Have A Lovely Monday (If You Want To)

    Have A Lovely Monday (If You Want To)

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    von Funnyname
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been routinely responding this way to such comments for years now. Highly effective

    Shifty McFlea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I want to start saying “you deserve to have a good day” instead

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    smartalek b smartalek
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, see, this is *exactly* why I never say, "Have a nice day." If you want to say something pleasant to someone, why would you frame it as an order, which is inherently arrogant? And maybe they have other plans... I always phrase it, "I wish you a wonderful day." One has to work pretty hard to take offense to that one.

    Accio Bacon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh you wish you me a wonderful day do you? So rude. I dont want to have a wondurful day. hmpf.

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    that.bitch.mae
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would respond to someone like this but I would also be the type of person to say something like, "Have a good day and a great tomorrow"

    Lilia Loewenberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone says that to you, it's because they are pleasant...maybe say, "thank, you too." And see how good it may make you feel.

    parker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say "ok" without even hearing the other person

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    Omnisexual elephant
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oop- (edit:omg thx for top comment)

    Charlie Jacobs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its cause you were the first to comment- ( im pretty sure thats how it works)

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    Musical CHIKAAN
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people: wow this bridge is beautiful! The structure! The view! Me: ….. I might come back here in a few years to feel the ground underneath it……

    Kyle Kennedy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally quit smoking for everyone else around me. Same with drinking. I crave both everyday.

    Ashira
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True u know most of the time i want to just die

    Summer Mason
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say this every time. Fk living long. Ain't no one wiping my ass at 89 years old.

    I know that there are many people among my followers who suffer from depression themselves. I get a lot of comments and messages where they write to me that they are struggling with similar problems themselves, but my comics bring a smile to their face, and they identify with my content. And I think that's what's most important to me. Feeling understood is the least and at the same time the greatest thing I can give my followers. I also try to help them with some tips, but at the end of the day I'm not a professional therapist and I know that everyone has to find a way for themselves. If I could just help someone a little bit to find this way, I would be very happy.

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    Dane R
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to break it to you but, Halloween. People want candy

    Lilia Loewenberg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of the above! Plus, it's my bday on Halloween 🎃

    Joanna Werman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you live that the evenings are longer?

    Yodelis Sosa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    North America?? During The Cold Seasons, Fall And Winter, The Days And Nights Are Longer Or It Gets Dark Faster. In The Spring And Summer, The Days Are Longer Which Means More Sunshine!! 🥰 🥰

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rain, cold, messy wet feet, there is no sun from 5 o' clock, clothes are either too light or too heavy...... nope!

    Pineapple
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont love autumn(autumns my friend)

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    #9

    My Inner Demons

    My Inner Demons

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    Night Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they agree on something

    Kat Girl
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My inner deamons! From aphmau! (Edit: spellcheck capitalized aphmau? Strange :p)

    Lilia Loewenberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel a bit socially awkward but I don't think of myself as depressed.

    #10

    Thanks

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    A.J Milne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true. therapy doesn't help. Well, not to me at least

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are allowed to change therapists if they’re not helping. I didn’t realize this until very recently, and I switched from an old dude basically telling me stories to an amazing lady who builds treatment plans, helps find effective comping mechanisms, and encourages me to get out of my comfort zone.

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    Loki Orie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If therapy is making you feel worse you might want to look for a better therapist

    R Carson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No assistance needed-thanks.

    Pa4040
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to therapy, just to spend 25 of my 45 minutes talking about how was my day at work and at home. Nothing practical learned over 4 months, only lost my sick days chit-chatting.

    N S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It didnt help me either - wasted so much time and money

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Therapy is awful, it makes me want to kill myself every time I get out of my psychiatrist's office... But the only useful thing I get from him is totally worth it : antidepressants.

    Enai arb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I could get some antidepressants without a prescreption or the need to go to a therapist

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    #11

    Good Luck To You All

    Good Luck To You All

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    best turtle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then it tried to throw hands with an iceberg

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But there were people that didn't believe in icebergs

    OnAFreakingRollercoaster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah like the captain of Titanic. At least, he didn't believe they were in his path 🤷🏼‍♀️🙄

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    #12

    I Have No Clue

    I Have No Clue

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    Pineapple
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its hard enough to heal arteries without glue

    Musical CHIKAAN
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tape and it just temporarily held it together

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    #14

    Shady Girls Go Wherever They Want

    Shady Girls Go Wherever They Want

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if life was actually hell, babies are newly dead people, and dead people are just deader?

    Leah Williams
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dead people crawl into the womb of death and marinate for 9 centuries and then are born into the universe's abyss of mystery

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We can't go to hell if we're already there" - Sin shake sin

    Lilia Loewenberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! So me! I always tell people that I'm going to hell in the hellavator, or on the hellscalator, or on the " highway to hell!"

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    #15

    The Depression Chicken Syndrome

    The Depression Chicken Syndrome

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    R Carson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can identify as a chicken if she wishes.

    Dane R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s so sad what this world has come to

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    Christina Eulenbach
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm, okay I see a chicken too. But i also have depression. Do all people see her as a chicken? Are chicken even real? O.o Or are they people we depressed people think they are chicken? Im scared.

    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But look how much money she saved on not having to buy eggs

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    Social Distancing Since 2020

    Social Distancing Since 2020

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    Pa4040
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, just the leash was longer.

    Lilia Loewenberg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never cared about the so-called lockdown. I tend to enjoy my solitude.

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    #17

    Please Don't

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    Ozymandias73
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Siri, where should I apply the burn gel first

    thatdisasterpanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *immediately yeets phone out window then cries because siri is right*

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is always the same reason. Always.

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    Tissues Issues

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    best turtle
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tissues there for those who cry too much and those who require incognito mode

    Limey (She/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too myself. "U really should get a girlfriend"

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately getting in a relationship won't help you if your self-esteem/self-love is a mess. No-one else's job to save you - not even your therapist. You need to get well first, otherwise you're going to bring everyone including your partner down as well, which isn't really ethical. People automatically are drawn to those who are positive. Having suffered severely from depression myself, this isn't really the cure. What works best is just to (a) engage with CBT - eliminate negative intrusive thoughts, and (b) be in an environment around people, without directly engaging. Just let them be busy around you. It helps, and (c) Go outdoors and do physical activities. I'm not saying this will work for everyone, but it worked for me.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    He can't, he is too ugly.

    Deni Castro
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    4 years ago

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    And you should seriously stfu.

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    #22

    I Can Be A Pro Tomorrow

    I Can Be A Pro Tomorrow

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    Accio Bacon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "i leave my homwork to the last moment because i am older and therefore wiser"-A random mug I saw on amazon

    smartalek b smartalek
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never put off til tomorrow what you can put off til next year.

    Bored_Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You procrastinated to finish that sentence 😆

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    Inner Demons

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    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the artist? He looks like McCauley Caulkin's more attractive older brother.

    Lilia Loewenberg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the visual. It helps to understand.

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    #24

    Dealing With The Panic Attacks

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    Pa4040
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, but it is home. And it is at work as well. And in the bus, in the shower, when you want to sleep, when you are too far from your house, when you are in an enclosed space, when in an open field, in an elevator, in a basement, on the second floor of any building....

    Veronica Connelly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now right here on friggen bored panda GEEEEEEEEEEZ

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    Joanna Werman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's my twenties in a nutshell

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    Nensi Voj
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahahaha....eh, chicken, ....but there are many possible depression partners of all kinds, outside....of course they like sex, and tenderness , good humor, and company of the ones who are almost or totally similar....

    Tyler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there are less painful ways to go about doing this

    Bella
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still couldn’t get more that 5 inches

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    #26

    Just Text Me

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who picks up phones anyway

    Lilia Loewenberg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! My phone ringing makes me anxious because I don't like extraneous noise. Sometimes, I just want to enjoy my solitude. I didn't think it meant I was depressed.

    RomanceRadish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoying solitude doesn't necessarily mean you are depressed. Depressed people often seek solitude but it's not an indication by itself.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if hangovers were just the normal feeling you get when the alcohol wears off and you have to deal with the horrible pain that is real life again?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you still wonder you didn't drink enough

    Lucia Williamson-Waggoner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They feel too similar. I've never drunk in my life, and even I know that right now.

    #28

    Of Course I Have My Gym Subscription, But I Don't Like To Use It

    Of Course I Have My Gym Subscription, But I Don't Like To Use It

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a phrase noone would ever say to me🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Orange is aging
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never be seen at the gym. Never. Not if it destroys a relationship, not if it destroys property, not even if it destroys someONE. If a HAVE to exercise I will do it at home, thankyouverymuch.

    Limey (She/They)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even going out for a walk around the block is a bad

    Lilia Loewenberg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! I have a membership and I go like 2 or 3 times a month. I didn't know that meant I was depressed; just that I was super exhausted by the time I got home from work.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, as if you could see anyone at the gym. People there are just loners with their headphones doing their own stuff. If someone was murder in the middle of the room, nobody would notice it.

    Charles Bosse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, you haven't seen the people who clearly spent an hour on their makeup before coming to the gym? I'm pretty sure they are watching everyone to see who is watching them.

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    #29

    How Are You Today?

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    #30

    I'm Freezing

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    best turtle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they said cold not frost bite

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is your opinion burning though?

    Bored_Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's more of a burn for winter ❄️

    #31

    Depression Chicken, A Perfect Catch

    Depression Chicken, A Perfect Catch

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    Lilia Loewenberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was between boyfriends, I dated but couldn't find a new boyfriend for many years. I could never figure out why. I know I'm pretty because that's one of the first things a guy would say to me when they meet me...and it would immediately turn me off. I want to be liked for who I am, not just my pretty face. I'm kind, supportive, fun, loving, nurturing...enjoy the simple things in life. These things don't seem to matter when you're trying to date.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody. Only rich, young, beautiful people can date.

    #32

    The Real Reason Why I Don't Have A Boyfriend

    The Real Reason Why I Don't Have A Boyfriend

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    AhhhhHHHHHHHHHH
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cant respect somebody with THAT low standards

    Lilia Loewenberg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when people say they like me because they think I'm cute. There are so many other things to like about me. I don't think that means that I'm depressed....that I want people to like me for more than just my looks.

    Dane R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People say your prettt because unless you just start chatting to someone before they can see you, that’s what they first see, and what they can first compliment you about, which can lead to great talks

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course 'You don't date a person whose first sentence is a lie / sarcastic insult.

    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you assume that everything is an insult, pretty soon everything will be.

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    #33

    Don't Forget To Turn Off The Iron

    Don't Forget To Turn Off The Iron

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    Izzy Dady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn’t OCD. That’s just forgetting if you locked the door. I hate when people pin things as mental disorders when they aren’t.

    Nensi Voj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    few times i have forgotten to take keys out of the door lock when i was leaving apartment, ... luckily there was no one around all day...

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    #34

    How It All Started

    How It All Started

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaaaaaand here is the self-centered pretentious douchebag giving unsolicited shitty advice to just feel superior.

    Lilia Loewenberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had people tell me stuff like that and it sucks. They don't even try to understand where I'm coming from. They just spout this b.s. that's supposed to help but just makes me feel worse because they obviously didn't give a crap about me in the first place.

    Nensi Voj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and you can watch Douglas Bloch on YouTube... :-)

    #35

    No One Came

    No One Came

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    Pa4040
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the world is a d**k appointment?

    #36

    Any Plans For The Weekend Already?

    Any Plans For The Weekend Already?

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    #37

    Honestly, I'm Super Busy

    Honestly, I'm Super Busy

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    Summer Mason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Done this alot lately. Depression is a btch

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    #38

    Demotivating Plants

    Demotivating Plants

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is a tip : if you don't try, you don't fail.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You got skin in the game, you stay in the game. But you don't get a win unless you play the game. You get love for it, you get hate for it, you get nothing if you wait for it (wait for it, wait for it)." --Lin-Manuel Miranda, "Hamilton".

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    Pa4040
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the right bird a ... social worker?

    Lilia Loewenberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! I have self confidence....just always wished for more. It doesn't help when some people try to gaslight me.

    Nensi Voj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can we buy it somewhere, dear God...?!

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self confidence is a flaw.

    #40

    Go Easy On Me, Baby

    Go Easy On Me, Baby

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    Aurora Garrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have better things to cry about than Adele's sad love life

    Nensi Voj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me too...but they are good to listen , and to sing along ,a little...

    Lilia Loewenberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make me cry...along with certain commercials, movies, TV shows, greeting cards, etc. Especially if there's a family being portrayed having a loving moment that I'll never have....like a girl being walked down the aisle by her dad. (My dad passed away and I have never been married.)

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    #41

    Russian Curses Are Hilarious

    Russian Curses Are Hilarious

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    Pa4040
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just what? ...dastradanyie? Is this russian?

    Daria Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah "pizdastradaniye" means the mental anguish of a man (usually) who hasn't had a woman for a long time.

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    Nensi Voj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...it can be almost Serbian too - pizdostradanje - :-) :-(

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    #42

    It Hurts With Every Heartbeat

    It Hurts With Every Heartbeat

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    #43

    Just Tiktok Affairs Again

    Just Tiktok Affairs Again

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    Veronica Connelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are these douchey pretty boys on tiktok that try to look all sexy while being "kidnapped" with make up bruises and pouty faces and it's just weird and dumb and supposed to be cute or something..kids these days... Lol

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