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We've all been there. You're in the middle of a conversation or a presentation and suddenly your mind goes blank. What was that basic word, the one that I really really should know? Your panicked reaction to this untimely brain freeze only makes things worse, as your mind desperately scrabbles for an alternative word meaning something similar. Any alternative. "Shiny crumb," was what University of Cambridge physicist Paul Coxon eventually blurted out, having inconveniently slipped over the word "photon," a term that he would otherwise casually refer to several times a day. Naturally, his fellow scientists found it hilarious that Paul, with a Ph.D. in physics, was capable of such a catastrophic brain fart. It happens to the best of us! Paul took to Twitter to share his funny mistake and found that he certainly isn't alone who's sometimes having trouble with English words!

"I was talking with a colleague about how we can control the routes photons, i.e., particles of light, can take as they pass through the various solar photovoltaic materials and my mind just went blank," Paul explained to Bored Panda. "We were in the department tea room and there were crumbs on the table so I guess my mind just jumped and switched photons - a word I must say dozens of times a day, for “shiny… crumbs”. I can’t properly describe it. We both saw the funny side."

"My department has lots of very bright students and researchers from all over the world and I have immense respect for my colleagues studying for PhDs in what may be their second or even third language." Since my Tweet, lots of people on Twitter replied sharing their own funny stories when their minds have gone blank and forgotten words, and lots have been hilarious. The human mind is remarkable."

"I’ve also received several very nice emails from people with cognitive conditions, or are undergoing medical treatment which can cause some language impairment, saying how much they enjoyed to see folk “even those with advanced degrees” struggling with describing words too and it made them feel less alone, knowing that it happens to everyone."

Scroll down to read people's own hilariously funny Tweets for yourself, and share your own in the comments!

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Paola Martz
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once try to ask for a coke in a glass bottle. But I forgot the word "glass", so I just ask for a coke "made out of Window, that one that came in transparent" hahaha

Kjorn
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i want a really really dry salad… i mean burger

Withnail
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's like food, but you can drink it? No soup for you! Next!

Sarah Gray
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A friend of mine went into a Minute Man hamburger joint and ordered a cheeseburger without cheese.....that would be a hamburger, Carline.

debrina blackmoon
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg i heard so many orders like that! also there was "hamburger, add cheese"

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Mary Marty
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this! I have senior moment all the time!

Aiden Wong
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once forgot the word cologne and called the manly perfume for men...

Elly Byrne
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It took me 3 days to think of 'frangipanny' Calling it a white flower, with yellow, did not help.

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It turns out that this "tip of the tongue" phenomenon has a name: lethologica. Psychologists define the feeling as a feeling that accompanies the temporary inability to retrieve information from memory. Researchers have looked into lethologica and found some interesting aspects to this frustrating feeling.

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    Pamela24
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How far machine" is brilliant! I shall use it from now on!

    FatBaby
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something from a Dr. Seuss book

    Gavin Ivey
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna use this in addition to "roll of inches" haha

    Michael Hansen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes my “measuery deal” not so very odd.

    Jo Bebe
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I called my boyfriends Drill an automatic screwdriver ........ I will never live it down.

    Valerie Johnson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still can't remember anything but "automatic potatoes."

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    Ian Taggart
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like how paleontologists named the tail of a stegosaurus after something in a comic book. (Thagomizer)

    Lorraine R
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, a Gary Larson "Far Side" cartoon.

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    Mhic MacGlashan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it may be the case that the word for ‘binoculars’ in Dutch translates as ‘far away lookers’.

    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My go to word is thingy if I can't think of what I'm trying to say.

    Shull GaRett
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How far machine can also work with bat signals and lasers :D

    Libby Ral
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pffffft! It's a 'how long machine'

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    The tip-of-the-tongue phenomenon is universal.Surveys suggest that around 90 percent of speakers of different languages from all over the world report experiencing moments where memories seem momentarily inaccessible.

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    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'll be there for you (when the rain starts to pour)...

    debrina blackmoon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'll be there for you...like i've been there before...

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    Halestorm
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are people you don’t hate...? 0.o

    Антон Христов(Anton Hristoff)
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet he doesn't have a lot "people you don't hate" in his life or how else will you forget this particular word.

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    These moments occur quite often and this frequency increases with age. Young people typically have tip-of-the-tongue moments about once each week, while older adults find that they may occur as often as once each day.


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    Beeps
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh cool, I have the same computer as you.

    WillemPenn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! Makes me think of the line from Airplane where the reporter asks what type of plane is in trouble and Johnny says "Oh, it's a big, pretty, white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window, and wheels, and it looks like a big Tylenol."

    Christine Ladyman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, mortifying. .😂,but makes me feel so much better, since I have brain freeze so often now I'm older!

    Barbara Baxendale
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if it was white then he was right !!

    ChiveChilly
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a Zits strip https://safr.kingfeatures.com/idn/cnfeed/zone/js/content.php?file=aHR0cDovL3NhZnIua2luZ2ZlYXR1cmVzLmNvbS9aaXRzLzIwMDIvMDIvWml0cy4yMDAyMDIyNl85MDAuZ2lm

    Red Pantone
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oohh how the tables turned with this one 😂

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    People often remember partial bits of information. For example, they may remember the letter the word they are searching for begins with or the number of syllables the word contains.


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    Alexandru Bucur
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who speaks five languages fluently, that happens. All. The. Time. it is incredibly annoying - you'd be speaking along and suddenly, blank. The word you're looking for in French is just not there... and instead you brains offers you this Italian word, which might not even be the correct one, but just homonym and simply won't take no for an answer. Nine times out of ten I end up having to either resort to a third language, like English in order to avoid "Buffy Speak".

    Daria B
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only 4 languages in my case, but yep! Can totally relate. And when you hang out between polyglots, you all do it as the most normal and natural thing, and understand each other while using these words in multiple languages other than the one you use for communicating.

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    Vlad Horobet
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once forgot how to tell gasoline in French while talking in french with an ex-mechanic and I've explained it as "the liquid that goes through the engine but not the oil, the other one"...I'm a hardware technician.

    Mimi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard on that one! Thank you for sharing :)

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    Aleksandra
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that's me talking with my American friend (I'm polish) but sometimes i can't remember the word i want to use in both languages and then it's hard lol

    Sandra La Madeleine
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being billingual : searching words in 2 languages instead of one.

    Veronika Holmberg-Kicakova
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always have problem with Shrimp -English to Czech. And call it ocean pink fly

    James Naron
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this particular case, I think English is to blame. Look it up sometime and see how many languages use anana (or something close) as the word for pineapple - or should I say that only English uses pineapple as the word for anana?

    Hanneke Legerstee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep, bilingual here too, I have it all the time!! I used to work for a pharmaceutical company answering phonecalls with questions about drugs in both English and Dutch and I was pregnant! I had a lot of very embarrassing conversations where I just couldn't think of the right word in the right language!

    Bumblebee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here! Dutch and English. Not work related, but just every day moments. It is fine, except for when I am around someone who doesn't know English. But luckily most people understand enough English to know what I mean and then correct me with the right Dutch word :-)

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    ViolinLover
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it comes to pineapples, the problem lies in the English language

    Jill Sadler
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I’m having a moment. Wasn’t ananas bananas?

    Agnes Jekyll
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you'd think, but ananas is pineapple. Banane is Banana

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    When you experience lethologica, you know that the word you are looking for is there, it's just tantalisingly outside of your grasp. It seems to have been closed off, behind some kind of mental brick wall. When something finally comes along to trigger the missing information, the sense of relief is real! There doesn't appear to be any particular reason why lethologica happens, beyond being simply tired, or perhaps the memory wasn't properly stored in the first place. Interestingly the phenomenon occurs more frequently in bilingual people, suggesting that the presence of competing words for the same meaning can have an interfering influence.

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    Šimon Špaček
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like one of my best friends who once asked for "woody music thingy with moving pins". Guitar was just too hard to remember...

    Lauren Lee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My inner child still refers to it as a Dinglehopper

    Avril Mason
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoons in my house are things you dig foods with.

    Agnes Jekyll
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this is definitely in the same league--love it!

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually said that exact thing hahaha

    TC
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the knife would be a short sharp metal rod...?

    Ian Taggart
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After I saw the Lego movie, I had to ask my brother what that thing Lord Business used to disperse the kragle antidote because I forgot the phrase "Watering Can.".

    kat lia
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she did not say the little trident thing.

    So what can you do when you are struck by a "tip-of-the-tongue" moment? One tentative study suggests it could be as simple as squeezing your fist. "By clenching your left fist (or, theoretically, any significant portion of the left side of your body) you increase blood-flow to the contralateral or right hemisphere, which gives the retrieval mechanisms a lift," it is claimed. In the study they did a 90 second clench, but you can try shorter intervals for a possible memory boost. If nothing else it could relax your mind and help you to focus on something else, because the more you beat yourself up trying to remember the word, the harder it actually becomes.

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    Kaisu Rei
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pregnant friend once forgot the word for coconut and called them "milk balls"

    Paul K. Johnson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adding the word, "hairy" makes it even better. :)

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    Nami Tantrum
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes.. the weirdness of the pregnant womans brain :D

    Withnail
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, ooh, is it the DeWalt 18V XR Li-Ion compact hammer drill driver? Well, did I get it?

    Max L.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel very better now. Up the end, expected the worst.

    HANS
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's very appealing.

    Dwaine Hohne
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife forgot the name “gem squash” while pregnant with our little girl. So, without even flinching called it the “green thing that’s not a watermelon”. My brain went to cucumber and confusion set me in very quickly. 😂

    Capri Figueroa
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a new appreciation for the word 'yellow'

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    HANS
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and ten men in the courtroom broke into a sweat.

    Ian Taggart
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a few years later, you say "And that is why the uh... guy on trial should be considered guilty."

    Barry Collins
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chances are, one day you'll forget "defendant".

    Rieschelle Roberts
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a good thing you didn't say "That guilty guy"

    GABRIEL HICKNER
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone in the room is now scared for their lives

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    Nuno Cavaco
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant way around it, keeping the name structure!

    Eva Maurer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you've hooked me on Arctic cabbage! Wow 💖

    KCN
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh thank you so much for the enormous cackle fit I just had, am still having.

    Migue Avendaño
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a cold and dark lettuce... Maybe a frozen one

    GiantSpaceTiger
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds fantastically delicious! But I do love cabbage, generally - cooked or raw. It's wonderful!

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    Hannah Dobbins
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Thank you, Person From My Last Flight."

    Xoxo
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my younger days, I used to go to Mexico for the weekend to dive and enjoy the beaches. Border patrol asked my citizenship coming home to US and I responded "No thanks."

    GiantSpaceTiger
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaand out come the medical gloves. "Kindly step this way, madam".

    Devon Daquelente
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geneva sounds more believable than what looks like trying to say Reno while sneezing

    Phi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that can be a problem...

    Crazy Architect
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now that person is your best friend.

    Moe Less
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were ratting you out to the officer in case you were up to hinkiness.

    Tim Douglass
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If this is Tuesday it must be Belgium."

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    Withnail
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel terrible for thinking it, but that is tremendously phallic...

    Full Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your penis is green and lumpy (and tastes like dill) seek medical help immediately.

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    Shawn Davies
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My five year old son, during a game of “spot it!”, described a question mark as a “tiny mystery”. We still laugh about it three years later.

    Kimberly lee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once called a corn dog a meat Twinkie!

    Sophie Warner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter couldn't say cobwebs as a kid. She called them cod-webs. The image of huge 8 legged fish spinning webs in the corners of my house still haunts me & explains her arachnophobia!

    Capri Figueroa
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matches how gross hot dogs are made

    Elena Martinez
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent..I would but a meat pickle over a hot dog

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    Alexandru Bucur
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is a good description of a tremolo. I think I'll adopt it.

    GiantSpaceTiger
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, you're adopting a Chihuahua! Make sure it's microchipped and has been vaccinated!

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    Carlota Ocón
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best one. Can't stop laughing

    Debbie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that makes it so clear I can see it

    Light
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to google what a tremolo sounds like and “nervous chihuahua” effect gives it justice.😂

    Agnes Jekyll
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're giving Shakespeare a run for his money

    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the guy has a nervous chihuahua in is voice

    Michaela Fieberling
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I just nearly sprayed coffee over my monitor xD

    Ouzodaki
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That ought to be tremolo beyond any tremolo yet used. 😁

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    Jeff
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could have gone way worse than it did....

    Kiss Army
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father was a police officer at a Veteran's Administration so he was well know on the whole compound. He had a heart attack and was brought to the VA hospital, my mom was right next to him and the nurse said "Harry, I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" She meant without his police uniform, but she was so embarrassed. We all thought it was hilarious!

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    Lara Seiva
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was dating this American guy (I'm Brazilian and wasn't fully fluent back then) and I was telling him how, as a child, I used to say I didn't want anything to do with men, so I wanted to be a nurse when I grew up. He looked so confused. Only later I realized the word I wanted was 'nun'.

    Daphna Simpson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I frequently say husband instead of son and vise versa. I’m bipolar, so everyone assumes I’m off my meds.

    Moe Less
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom ran an answering service back when they existed. A doctor's patient called, frantic, saying she HAD to get her ailing daughter to McDonalds. ? Mom didn't miss a beat...Is she having a Big Mac Attack? Thankfully, the caller appreciated the tension breaker.

    The Frog
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm crying at this one haha

    Bear42212
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard at this one I cried. Thank you, I needed that.

    GABRIEL HICKNER
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the woman's response could have been a lot worse

    Bored Birgit
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His wife was so quick-witted, absolutely hilarious.

    debrina blackmoon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i worked at a fast food place, a manager spotted me there on my day off with friends and said something similar-but it was ok, we all knew what he meant

    Sunzilla
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do this when I changed jobs. Kept saying the wrong company name over the phone. Eventually had to put a sticker on the thing and just made a point of ready from it...

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    Viktor Feurer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know how the get the attention of the audience... :D

    Lily Langtry
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man I was doing yard work for tried to say "Clematis", instead said "Clitoris", then panicked and said "I mean Chlamydia!" :-D

    Mikolaj Golachowski
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so feel for you. I am a Marine Biologist with a PhD and once during my seal lecture to a rather noble audience I managed to creatively combine the word "hunt" with "cull" announcing that of course there is the infamous "Canadian seal c**t". I realised what I had just said the moment I said it and decided to just continue as if othing happenned. I think the audience blamed it on me being a stupid foreigner, but my work colleagues all fell off their chairs. Now every time I give this lecture I have to repeat "hunt, hunt, hunt"...

    Living_Shadow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My teacher mixed up those two words one lol and ended up saying organasms

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you receive stand up ovulations?

    mca
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the time I was at the beach with my girlfriend and her psychiatrist dad and remarked on how stingy the testicles on all the jellyfish can be. Oops. Tentacles. Tentacles!!

    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, not so bad unless you're being called in as an expert for a TV programme and do it on live television... I still can't watch that interview. I also did it that one time I was on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire", and they left it in because they thought it was hilarious. Turn a camera on me and I'm like a deer in the headlights.

    Sophie Warner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work for an exotic fruit exporter & mixed up Physalis & syphilis. Thank goodness they understood & we did not get a delivery of seven pallets of syphilis!

    Robert Thornburrow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also said by an 18 year old boy on a UK quiz show called Blockbusters. "What 'O' is the generic word for any living animal or plant, including bacteria and viruses?"

    ViolinLover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mixed the words for erosion and erection.... still want to kill myself when I’m thinking about it🤦🏻‍♀️

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    Christina Comboy Keller
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son couldn’t think of the name of his once favorite animal and kept referring to “lawn pigs” as if I should know exactly what he was talking about. It took me a minute to realize he was referring to ground hogs.

    Elena Martinez
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's adorable..I want a horse puppy

    Ron Santos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time my son saw horses up close he called them " BIG GOGGA" [which is how he said "dog" at around 2y.o]

    lia minou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's a forest puppy😊

    Liz Carroll
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horses really are just big dogs tho

    Linda Riebel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard it said, "horse kitten."

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    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason this led me to think at would be like to have a stereotypical Orc as a barrister - "Me gud at talky talky to mans in front of other mans". I swear this would need to be a TV show.

    Ashley Campriani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know how to words goodly. I accidentally said this. Now I say this on purpose when I make a mistake in speech.

    Migue Avendaño
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love words, I study words and I love to say words

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    HANS
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the thought that counts!

    Dani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my brother was little he didn’t know the word for “remind” so he always said that something “remembered him of...” it was hilarious

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You: Memory. Me, an intellectual: Remembrance Thought

    Hilary Gibbons
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother had a similar incident and resorted to " I'm sorry I have a bad remembery."

    Monday
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to use this instead of memory now...thank you.

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    Janine B.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. A friend of mine wanted to ask for the menu in a restaurant and asked for the map instead. The German word for both is Karte (card) btw.

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I remember my sleepy English teacher ordering a boiled eye instead of an egg. "Ei" pronounced like "I" or "eye" is the German word for egg.The look on the waiteress' face was too precious. lol

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    María Hermida
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A colleague and I took the Cambridge Proficiency, the highest level, some years ago. We were having coffee afterwards, when suddenly she realised that in her essay, she had written several times "human beans" instead of "human beings". I couldn't stop laughing!

    Lorraine R
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The museum I worked at had a specific guided tour called "Human Origins" and it was all too easy to talk about Human Oranges by mistake.

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am constantly surprised when my dear friend laughs at me, when I try to talk about a knitting recipe. ( pattern)

    MagNat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot the word for children once. Tried to came up for a positive sounding substitute. Effect: 'human puppies'.

    Stephanie Noell
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend’s dad suffers from seizures & sometimes forgets words. For a while he couldn’t remember the word for “kittens”, so he referred to them as “busy babies”.

    Sunzilla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! Small dog babies!! :) That works!

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    Robert Thornburrow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's almost a Malapropism. Some good ones are "The neighbours cooking fat just did its business in the garden again" and "Nancy is such a boiled sprat". We used have a clip show and I remember one reporter had trouble with "hypodermic needle" and called it a "hypodeemic nerdle". God bless Mrs Malaprop. :D

    Rachel Franke
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're thinking of spoonerisms, mixing up sounds from within a phrase ("runny babbit", "blushing crow", etc.) A malapropism is using a similar-sounding word completely in place of the one you meant ("a rolling stone gathers no moths", "ending on a cliff-banger", etc.)

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    diane a
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a form of Malapropism/Spoonerism - if anyone knows about classic cars - i cannot verbally say Frog-Eyed-Sprite - it always came out as Sprog-Eyed-Fright. Many other instances. Walking stick is a Stalking wick, coffee table = toffee cable, etc. Recent Xmas I repeatedly referred to "kitchen dinner" instead of christmas dinner. Need to engage brain before opening mouth.

    Robert Thornburrow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do, as I drive one! Mine has been referred to as a Bog-Eyed-Fright before today. :D

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    Christine Ladyman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Driving with my sister many years ago, she suggested we park in the multi car-ey store park. ..They've never been called anything else since.

    Nuno Cavaco
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed REALLY hard at this!

    Sharon Skrip
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband once asked for “ bubble-less sugar gum”. When I was dumbfounded, he repeated it, a couple of times before it finally clicked.

    Abby Rexroth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT'S what they are! They're a cat and a duck, got it! LOL

    egracec
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my nephew was little he called platypus beaver ducks. Still pretty accurate.

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than a duck filled fatty puss

    Jean van der Merwe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like her way with words, I’m calling it that from now on.

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    Wiggity
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They prefer to be called IRS agents.

    Jez Barnes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a similar problem mixing cut and chunk when telling my mother what to do with the carrots for a stew

    bahamut
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    c**t you feel the love tonight

    Lisa Bo Bisa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accidentally asked a waitress if the French fries were regular or crinkle c*nt.

    bahamut
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like a discunt with that lesson

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    SirPatTheCat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn’t mean dumb ones don’t (that’s what my friends and I always tell each other, not trying to be mean)

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    Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too - usually don't make much sense after a migraine!

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    Rachel Johns
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I've done that one! Except my new words for table were 'bigger than a stool that you put things on but don't sit on' Succinct...

    Victoria Rey Piuma
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! At work when I can't remember, nobody gets it. But, my best friend always knows (and laughs her a*s off).

    Julie Weber
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. My people. I am lucky enough to work alongside my best friend. I was promoted to a lead position and had teams in two other stores. They did not automatically replace my nonsense with the correct words and do what I said. They looked at me like I was nuts. I love my best friend.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one time my wife wanna to talk about a movie: you know the movie with the guy who write in a journal? and i guess right: he dances with wolves. Don't ask me why

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    Grazina Strolia
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, at this point it seems clear that even if we forget EVERY OTHER WORD, we will always remember the word puppy.

    @the_bookworm
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    except for when we call them small dog babies

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    Alexandru Bucur
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at a certain point, I'd argue there's not much difference between the two... Equally adorable, equally prone to mischief, equally clumsy, prone to piddling on the carpet...

    Addison Lucas
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I called them meat potatoes once.

    Himanshu Raj
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry Ultron forgot that too. Then he said smaller people.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With me it is "human kitten", and "Swan babies, but not in the egg still." That is the name of a Town in Tasmania by the way.

    meow point1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like what dogs would call a baby.

    GABRIEL HICKNER
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    foals= horse puppies babies= human puppies. puppies are eternal

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    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By saying that last thing it will immediately grab the attention of everyone, though.

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I introduced myself to a classmate, I had a brain cramp moment and said "My name is Wakko Warner. I never heard the end of it.

    LucyAnn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister got caught fare dodging once as a teenager and gave a fake address and details to the ticket inspector. When he asked her name she froze for a second and then said 'My name is Millicent Clownhead' ... in a very bad fake Welsh accent

    Lisa Whipp Myhre
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a principal in Oklahoma named Rick Grimes. Now THAT would be fun.

    debrina blackmoon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i haven't seen much of TWD but i know who that was

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    SykesDaMan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I freezed for a few seconds many times when asked about my name... Happened to me regarding both my first or last name...

    debrina blackmoon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have forgotten the last 4 digits of my ss # and almost got rejected for plasma donation! luckily the nurse realized i was just nervous and probably tired-i gave it partially as my husband's! lol oof

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    Kaisu Rei
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, I always write my full name in my notes in case I'm too nervous to remember it

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a pastor, I learned long ago to make sure I had the full name of the bride and groom written in my wedding notes!

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    Val
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how much beer did he already have?

    Chris Bermudez
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mind went immediately to urinary catheter. Glad it was a cup he needed.

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    tarebear
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've called milk cow juice on more than one occasion because apparently that is a hard word for me to remember

    Beth Arriaga
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids all learned Spanish from their grandparents and called milk 'baca juice'. Spanish word for cow is Vaca. They said baca. Confused every restaurant server we encountered.....

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    Em Rad
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I come up with half the words I use a lot. Buddhist monk is now 'boonk'.. my brain goes faster than my mouth lol

    Kristy P
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You talk about Buddhist monks a lot, do ya XD

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    Neurotic_Octopus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I smoosh words together all the time. This morning I was teaching a class on hunger motivation, and instead of saying "meal" or "food", I said "mood". Students know my meme-based humor so we just ran with it.

    mca
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sons teacher gives "quests". More than a quiz but not quite a test. Clever.

    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one reminds of a very common natural mistake that occurs to many people I know when they sing the Italian song for Hokuto no Ken. "Chi... mai... fermerà.... la follia.... (etc)" + "Chi... mai... spezzerà... le nooostre... cateeeene" = "Chi... mai... SPERMERÀ..."

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You: Scholar. Colleague. Me, an intellectual: Scholeague.

    Dorka
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say about once a month at my hotel job "oh, your problem" as the mix of "you're welcome and" no problem". I did it once 3 years ago, and when I am tired, it keeps coming back...

    Christina Pritchard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She'll go spare" or "she'll go potty", used to come out as "she'll go spotty"!

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    Paul Schulman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wearing this fleece-lined sweat shirt and my wife, annoyed that it was dirty, said "wash your ... thick shirt.

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You: Rocket. Me, an intellectual: Space Machine

    TC
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Space craft is weird also if you think about it...

    Paul Schulman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife wanted me to wash my fleece-lined sweatshirt but she couldn't come up with the word, so she said, "Wash your... thick shirt."

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    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, good one. I'm stealing it and using it from now on. Next time someone chastises me that I should say "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays" because F- all those other cultures and religions which also have celebrations around that time, some of them a lot older than Christianity, I'm going to tell them I personally don't celebrate Christmas, I celebrate "Light Bush Day".

    Noel Newnam
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be confused with W, who was Bush Light.

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    Ashley Webson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep same life here one time I forgot the word mashmello so I called it to m sister (we were having hot chocolate together) "That squishy white square thingy" I will never forget saying that XD

    Fern Baptista
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 19, we took a family trip to Canada. As we were crossing the border, one of the border guards pulled us over as the random car to check...we weren't world travelers by any means, so we got pretty nervous about giving the right answers. The guard asked my dad where we were from, and he thought for a few seconds, then said..."Merrick!" (our town) . The guard looked bewildered and asked again...this time, he answered, "Beach Drive". (our street). Let's give it another try...so he said... "North America!" So now, we all started yelling various locations..."United States!" "New York!" He must have thought we were either smugglers, or escaped from a mental facility... :(

    bahamut
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh light bush oh light bush oh how I love thy branches.

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    Val
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why use simple words when you give it a long intellectual name

    Kaisu Rei
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said every person ever who wrote academic textbooks

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    Donna Cheung
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably just think you're pretentious...

    Victoria Rey Piuma
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you went the other way. You can explain that by being extremely fancy.... 😉

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    Monday
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like it would be fantastic in a work setting.

    Joyce Fler
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your world must be sooo... different.

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    Michel M. Prins
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch, that makes it extra awkward.

    Val Littfin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I forgot the name of my husband as I tried to introduce to some friends. They knew I couldn’t recall his name. He knew I remember his name. They all let me twirl in the wind, gleefully grinning at me.

    JD Cassavaugh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry to laugh at your pain, because now I know it'll happen to me, but I'm laughing.

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that only it was my commanding officer when I was in the Army. And he had an ego the size of Trump's so it didn't go over very well.

    Brandy G
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this with my friends. Probably too often. I once forgot my friend Karen’s name for 2 weeks even though I’d known her for years and saw her relatively often.

    Bumble
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get anxiety speaking in front of people so on a recent training course when we all had to introduce ourselves I actually forgot my own name. The course provider stepped in and helped me say my name. I was mortified and I know that one will keep me from falling asleep for many, many years to come.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my brother worked in a call center and instead of saying is name while introducing himself he said the name of one of his colleague

    Sarah Lynn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was trying to introduce a coworker to a friend, couldn't remember the coworker's name. So I decided to introduce the friend first and see if the other name came to me. I forgot her name too. .... her name is Sarah. We have the same name.

    Nicholas McShane
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I see work colleagues outside of work, I have to rehearse their names in case I need to introduce them.

    Margo Burns
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was introducing my brother to someone and said "This is my brother…" and completely blanked on his name. My brother grinned at me, crossed his arms, and said, "I can wait…"\

    Multa Nocte
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this with my sister - she has never forgotten to remind me of it.

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    WillemPenn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on Topomax and Lamictal. I do this with my spouse's name. We've been together 17 years.

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