We should absolutely not breed "corgi kitties", but they are utterly freakin' adorable! Cuteness overload! 💖🧡💙
The same thing applies with karens and when they see a gay couple
I had the pleasure of encountering a Karen and when the police officer showed up, he informed me he knew her and she was actually named Karen.
Load More Replies...Ohhh ok so I should be blaming Dark Gary for everything I do to mess up my life, silly me I’ve been blaming the tiny demon on the ceiling.
I AM A MANIFESTATION OF BOTH I HAVE LIGHT BUTT GARY AND DARK HEAD GARY
So does that mean I can solve my algebra problems by just saying X=10
Well, fun fact, I can actually see farther than the normal human eye. So...
House owner: If you could also add testicular trauma to the deal, that would be perfect. Architect: waaay ahead of you!
The furry but Jesus will be back in three days
Load More Replies...I replaced a battery back when I had one and it took 64 steps
Load More Replies...Look, last time I used a password that wasn’t the one I’ve defaulted to since 4th grade I lost 8 pages of writing. So…
even if I was a straight man, my girlfriend would have to worry about him :D
A stinky, hardened, radioactive, yet strangely inert individual. Makes sense.
That's actually a good idea. A basic search found no rules against using a scorpion or other insect in any style of fighting. Just sayin'. 🤠
