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We all know that kids say the funniest things, but what about the parents? Well it turns out that they say some pretty funny things too.
The proof can be found on Babble's weekly list of funny parenting tweets that go under the hashtag #funnyparents. See below for a list of the funniest ones compiled by Bored Panda. If you're a parent then you're sure to relate to many of them, and if you're not a parent then, well, you might get a glimpse of what lies in store should you choose to become one...
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L.E.D.Miyamoto 9 years ago
C'mon give the kid a Break with the Cookie Monster! 833b63bef2...d1b758.jpg 
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AttackOnTitanIsAwesome 9 years ago
Yup that was me when I was little, so was my sister but instead of saying dragon she said unicorn :P
KatharineBudd 9 years ago
My daughter is similar to that. She says 'I'm not big girl, I'm gorgeous'.
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ElginaThomsen 9 years ago
Me: I love you to the end of Universe and back! My 4 year old son " I love you to the Death Star and back and forward!"
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Aliya Clark 5 years ago
I remember when I thought the worst words I could EVER say were butt and fart. ahh the good old days
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MikiNyckel 9 years ago
Hahaha truth! I remember crawling on hands and knees into my sons room so quietly, just to see if he was asleep or awake.
GauravSharma 9 years ago
The EPIIIIIIIIIIIIC Truth... and its like 3rd day she aborted the plan.
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Private School 9 years ago
Ha ha. I am glad we have 13%. Every time he goes to Dollar store to buy something he knows he need more than 1 dollar to afford it!
KimberlyDaleyLindner 9 years ago
It's called a parent tax and we teach it at Easter and halloween!
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Sona Karapetyan 9 years ago
Asked my daughter if she wants a sister or brother: she said "anything momy, just don't bring another cat"
SusanMoore 9 years ago
I thought my baby brother would be a puppy, I was so angry when he turned out to be human.
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Lylaaa the fangirl 6 years ago
That is almost 100% fake. Plenty of people still have house phones, and plenty of them still have cords. And even if these people didn't, the daughter would have definitely seen/heard of cord phones from books, tv, or movies. Stop trying to make fun of your children and younger generations through lying about them. It really isn't funny, it's just stupid and dehumanizing.
MyriamIckx 9 years ago
I remember a video showing children's reaction to an old typewriter - just about the same puzzlement.
sebaschan 9 years ago
I want a typewriter. I'm 17 by the way an I only use my tablet for Japanese music
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MelodyLanzatella 9 years ago
And know ALL of the lyrics to ALL of the most annoying childrens tv shows.
JennWeatherington 9 years ago
With a 5 year old girl I can name all the superheroes, but forget family members names
YongxiTang 9 years ago
same for nursery rhymes! I know them better than the recent songs on the radio
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SusannaVesna 9 years ago
Imagine if that's because in his previous life he wore glasses, and cz he is young now he can still remember...:P
EvelinZsíros 9 years ago
Yeah, when everything and everybody upset you, justbecausenomatterwhat. Where's my glasses?!#&f*ck :D
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JuliaSchmitz-Leuffen 9 years ago
ma 30 year-old has always made it a point of wearing different socks: just adds to his aura.
PankaTörök 9 years ago
LOL it was the same with my dad and me when I was little :D there was equal chance of my or his T-shirt to be backward and sometimes none of us would notice
HannahBritton 9 years ago
Kids clothes are so confusing that sometimes I put my nieces and nephews clothes on them backwards too. If the teacher thinks they dressed themselves instead of their aunty making a mistake, well I can live with that assumption lol. XD
HeatherRiseborough 9 years ago
My friend once turned up on the school run with 2 shoes of different colours (same style)
DanielaTanova 9 years ago
I'm 21 yo and recently caught myslef wearing a cardigan backwards :D :D :D
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MarciaCaruso 9 years ago
My daughter would ONLY eat chicken. We had chicken ribs, chicken shrimp , chicken roast, chicken spaghetti !!
YvonneHazard 9 years ago
Our youngest wouldn't eat anything that wasn't chicken, so we would tell him beef was brown chicken. He ate it.
BelindaLiu 9 years ago
My 2 yo daughter didn't want to eat her yoghurt so I told her it's cream cheese so she ate it :D
AliceFarina 9 years ago
I told my youngest brother that salmon was sea chicken, he believed it for longer than he believed in Santa
Linda Abbott 9 years ago
One of my granddaughters would only eat "chicken". There sure were a lot of rare and strange chickens during her childhood. Magical bird.
NancyLaird 9 years ago
Reminds me of my cat, who will eat ANYTHING as long as I call it chicken.
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CherriSanderson 9 years ago
These are a bit late for us, but we still enjoy them- Kids 23 y and 20y.
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KiraThesloth 9 years ago
Haha this reminds me of when a piece of candy rolled across the floor and my friends' kids ran after it. I tried to intervene but she shouted out,"don't worry, I've seen them eat worse!"
TaruRatinen-Olukoju 9 years ago
I even had to come back to this one to laugh some more...and then maybe cry a little cause it´s so true. :D
MelissaHerrera 9 years ago
I hate the type of parents who make their child extremely simple and healthy they need to live their life duh by eating junk
AnnetteTopits 9 years ago
Now this one...is a woman after my own heart! Those daily inoculations are priceless.
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IshaShehryar 9 years ago
This. Is. So. True. Even though I'm not a parent, my little brother always did this.
GarySpeirs 9 years ago
I purposefully don´t pay attention to every thing the first time because I know for fact I´ll be watching it again 19 times. So there´s always something new to see.
AnitaGhietau 9 years ago
So true.. And our daughter is only 2 and 1/2.... At Christmas we watched for 2 weeks Frozen...
TaruRatinen-Olukoju 9 years ago
Hey at least when they´re 5 the movies have somekind of a plot... When they´re 1,5 years old and they want to watch that Mother Goose club nursery rhymes play list over and over and over and over and over and oooovvveerrr againnn.. for what would seem like to be forever long. ;P
JuliaWolfe 9 years ago
That's exactly the age they do it! Have no idea what the connection is to their development.
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CassidyHoward 9 years ago
My mum and crisp... came in when I forgot my book once and she has a bag of crisp and had stuffed them into her mouth...
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MarciaWalsh 9 years ago
try splitting it in quarters, and all 4 pieces have to be the same size lol
Alice Jaeger 9 years ago
I used to share even one tic tac with my brother. We always measured it with a ruler and then cut it in 2 :))
Eniola 9 years ago
They are saying that having two children resulted in them splitting an M&M.
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AshleyKellers 9 years ago
.....or they've just been hanging about in Birmingham and London too long!!
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Lisa Ingram 9 years ago
My 2 yr. old daughter in a room full of grandparents and t their elderly friends: UT-OH! MAMA FARTED! Me: becoming tiny and hiding under the couch
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Susan McNeely 9 years ago
My 16 year old son ironed his civil air patrol uniform and then for unknown reasons he put the iron in the freezer with water still in the steamer portion! The following winter I let his little brother have the now broken iron to wax his snowboards.
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JenniferCullen 9 years ago
Not for me. My youngest called all of her poop piggies. Before she could flush she had to name each turd and then tell it bye-bye.
Commander Sparkle Cheeks 9 years ago
my little cuz would yell out from the bathroom IPOOPED OUT CHOCOLATE!!!!!
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Rèdiño-- 9 years ago
This sounds weird, because as a 14yo girl, I love Maths, especially Algebra!
Lisa Ingram 9 years ago
No, it just sounds weird when we hear the BRITs say "MATHS".....kills me!
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Lindsay 9 years ago
First of all they said "pointless" not "useless." Secondly, they didn't say "math" is pointless, they said 'algebra" is, there is a difference!
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Linda Abbott 9 years ago
My granddaughter was into Disney princesses. She was ALWAYS in costume...often changing several times a day. When pre-school happened, we insisted she wore real clothing. We MOSTLY got her to do it. Here's the thing...Princesses don't show leg. If she wasn't in tights, she spent her entire time either pulling her dress down to cover any skin seen above her socks or pulling her socks up so they were up under her dress. She would pull and push for hours. It was funny...at first..........................................
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Bobbie 9 years ago
So true, had the TV to myself, then realised I had been watching Jake and the Neverland Pirates for over an hour. Too exhausted to notice!
Shana 9 years ago
My brother had this in the car a few times. Whenever his daughter is in the car, they have some kiddie music cd on. He left for work the next morning, took him 30 mins to realize what he was listening to :P
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DonSouthern 9 years ago
I have that sometimes in the morning when I turn on tv.. Automatically look Kids channel and drink my coffee before I realize what I look
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RebeccaKroger 9 years ago
Isn't that the same thing as watching other people play football on the tv instead going at and playing football though.
Daniel Fleming 9 years ago
My brother would rather watch people play minecraft then play it himself. Spent $30 bucks on the game...
L 6 years ago
When you all were kids your parents probably complained about how you would rather play with toys than do work. Children have interests. Please stop belittling them. Let kids be interested in what they want to be interested in, and stop trying to force them to do something else. And when they don't do what you want STOP MAKING FUN OF THEM OF THE INTERNET.
DudetteCatalina 9 years ago
My 2 and a half is actually doing this right now :( while his toys are all around the house
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SandraSanynka 9 years ago
Then I wouldn't give him nothing else to eat till he eats it and make him watch the documentary about North Corea ou Africa ... Well I guess I shouldn't have any kids
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Jennifer Crompton 6 years ago
Holy c**p is this ever true. Lady behind me in grocery store line spotted my overflowing cart and asked if I had lots of kids. I said no, just 2 teenagers. Her eyes bugged out of her head and she said 'oh my god. I have 3 little boys'. I told her to start a frozen pizza fund.
Chenandoa 4 years ago
I take a bit of offense...this 15 yr old is annoyed that some of the cabinets lack magnets :)
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AlbinoSquirrel 9 years ago
Hey, sometimes it's hard to perfect a picture for homework. Ever think of that?
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MarciaWalsh 9 years ago
i used to be the house where all 4 of my kids had at least 2 friends that wanted to eat over
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CassidyHoward 9 years ago
My brother looks at his hands, holds up a number and then says something like "eighty two thousand!"
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KrystalAustin 9 years ago
When i get dressed my son asks me if we are going to church or the grocery store..
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AimeeElizabeth 9 years ago
Between having to wear pants then later having to do homework, life just gets too damn complex!
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Sabiha Asad 5 years ago (edited)
I am mother of newbie ( 2 month old) and im also using same word to my baby even knowing that he dont understand whatever i say this is best part of Parenting
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fredericeeckman 9 years ago
If I needed something my dad told me often "just take some money in my wallet", it's not that rare...
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Traci-AnnaMalolos-delaCruz 9 years ago
I'd be in another room, desperately trying to swallow my treat and my 4yo daughter would come running and say "I smell chocolate on your breath!"
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MikiNyckel 9 years ago
And typically after having explosive diahrrea that has covered their clothes and hair and body.
KrystalAustin 9 years ago
Ohh ny daughter did this. The worst was Christmas when she was 18 months. Pulled her pop up tent into her crib during, took off diaper, went number 2, crawled around and fell asleep in it. Threw the tent away. And here i thought she was taking a nice long nap. Ew
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RachaelBunn 9 years ago
OMFG, and they have to closely examine each one first. Too true and funny!
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BrendaAlward 9 years ago
Always loved when they would pout, house was quite for a few minutes.
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CassieWilliams 9 years ago
I only have four and it's like this. This is the truest description I have ever heard.
Samuel Jay Brown 9 years ago
If u see this 1. It is A JOKE 2. Maybe she gets more love and joy the misery 3. They could be quadruplets 4.. A billion other things could have happened and you have no clue 5. If u think abortion she could be against that
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AhnPearlAlfonso 9 years ago
i have to change shirt as many times as my kid change hers..at first i thought she was just touchy or starting a hug
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Susan McNeely 9 years ago
Drop kids off at school have a flat tire on the way home and realkizds I have to walk home two miles down a snow covered main road, my hair is a tangled curly mess, wearing my pink fuzzy robe and bright red parrot slippers my son gave me for xmas. Siiiiggghhh!
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MikiNyckel 9 years ago
Going to work and trying to make 15% battery life last because last night your son stole your charger and hid it in his bed!
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Aliya Clark 5 years ago
gaahh no no not the white couch!!----- I have little cousins that i could be an aunt to
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JosephAdams 9 years ago
I always told mine when we were in public I would pull down their pants and spank them in front of everybody. They were mortified and never pushed it.
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RebekkaRasmussen 9 years ago
So what if drunk? As long as not with them around. Patents need to let go now and then too, looks like you do too ;)
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MikiNyckel 9 years ago
Cackling with maniacal laughter. That's me after reading all these. And my family wide eyed backing away slowly.
LisaCooper 9 years ago
My 4 year old granddaughter took the gummy patty off of her 'crabby patty candy' because she 'doesn't eat meat'
KarlaValentine 9 years ago
Funny, however, most of these are about kids being funny not the parents
MikiNyckel 9 years ago
Cackling with maniacal laughter. That's me after reading all these. And my family wide eyed backing away slowly.
LisaCooper 9 years ago
My 4 year old granddaughter took the gummy patty off of her 'crabby patty candy' because she 'doesn't eat meat'
KarlaValentine 9 years ago
Funny, however, most of these are about kids being funny not the parents
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