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Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?

It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!

We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.

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Jeremie Guerra
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the rope could be determinant for the fall, did he fell forward or backward? ^^

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

could be a depth perception thing, i don't actually think he's in danger of beheading. if he is, it's ok, not like he was using it for anything anyway.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and by helmet, we mean bucket, while placing the actual helmet on your handlebars. wouldn't want those to get a traumatic brain injury.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see the caption of this reading "Hello? Yes, I'd like to increase my husband's life insurance policy."

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gayrimenkul... As a French speaking person I read: Gayri (deformed in "Garry") m'encule (f**ks me in the a*s)...

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is closing his eyes, you know just in case something happens.

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Nguyen Ngoc Kien
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is sign for the room behind that door. Which fully isolate and everything.

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Hamlets twin
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would agree but that looks like a standard metal door. If a container broke in there gasses may leak out. That being said, I don't know if breathing that stuff in versus ingesting it is any better...

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Angela Cisco
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL to be fair his shirt says terminex, so the poison is probably sealed containers of pesticide. They would probably be hard pressed to find a place in that building that wasn't sort of close to a storage area lol :P

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Sel Bonda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh! we are from Industrial Safety Dept. Jus checking whether the food has been poisoned or not. We ain't eating it. The sniffer-canine, third in the row, loaded plate on its paws, would!

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Wombat34
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's possible that's the canteen and works have put those signs there as a joke. It's common.

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Denise Sokolov
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the storage area is behind the signs like it sound be. *walks in to room sees hydrogen cyanide warning* wish they put that on the door. ....

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'll do it... i'll do it... i'll do it... I did it!!!! i'll try again tomorrow

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