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Love is patient; love is kind; prank your husband every time. This short little rhyme should probably give a good hint about what we are going to be talking about in this post. Nope, not relationship goals, but close to that—pranks to do on your boyfriend or girlfriend! We have compiled the best of the best pranks to play on your dearest, so if you and your SO often prank each other, read on for some fun inspiration

#1

Wife Texts Husband She Brought A Dog Home While The Pic Shows A Coyote, And He Seriously Freaks Out

Wife Texts Husband She Brought A Dog Home While The Pic Shows A Coyote, And He Seriously Freaks Out

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Emre
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this one is my favourite joke ever. His anger and her acting skills deserve an oscar :D

IdilS
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a longer version of this on the internet.It's obvious that it's photoshopped but when you're worried, you sometimes miss the details

Louliez
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first picture of the coyote on the couch is the exact same as the very first pic. It would have to take a special stupid to not recognize that.

Sherry Morgan
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is timeless! Another prank to test a relationship is the Fake Pregnancy Test Prank. Got a fake test kit at FakeABaby and we had one helluva Christmas prank, LOL! No regrets!

Marlene
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Flippin hilarious....I'm crying with laughter right now 😆

Maria Maria
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The constant swearing kind of ruins it.

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    #2

    "Sex After 40" Book Prank

    "Sex After 40" Book Prank

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know its a photo, but I can basically hear that guy's laugh lol

    Ironcat_xox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I impersonate his laugh, and then laugh at how bad I am

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he got a bigger kick out of it than her!

    Diana
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the guy laughing out loud haha

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, I know, it's a prank and it's funny, but this can actually turn into an interesting art project. This is basically a notebook, or a sketchbook, with a title, and seen under a title, the contents inside take a whole new dimension.

    Amy Carter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brahahaha, your day will come...

    Dev R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Max Powell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dude laughing made this 100x better. Lmao.

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    #3

    She Kept Getting On And Off The Scale Confused, And This Went On For 7 Minutes

    She Kept Getting On And Off The Scale Confused, And This Went On For 7 Minutes

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    Juan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a d**k! Absolutely love it! 😂

    Melinda Burge
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever - my favourite so far. I swear the invisible man does that to me!

    kichigai
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god! My husband does that all the time!

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this guy!

    Aya Kincy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi guys please check this crazy couple pranks https://www.youtube.com/user/corneliusp4

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    #4

    My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result

    My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must not have lived long enough after the last photo to capture her reaction.

    Samantha Bing
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incredibly creative in its generic-ness!

    Fiona E. Ma
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, this is love!!! To do crazy and funny things to make your spouse laugh. This is the kind of story you get to tell for years to come.

    Erin Kelley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this is actually demonstrative of thoughtfulness, creativity, and time spent. Your senses of humor have to match but I’d think this was pretty funny.

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    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahahahahaha I would actually like a party like this!

    Joanne Lawrence
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me way too much of Job Simulator. This is exactly how an office birthday party would look in that game, I'm sure.

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    fatima h
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is genius I wish I had a husband like that.... damn

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I acrually like those balloons.

    That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have put It Is Your Birthday. That would have made it even better lol

    Aya Kincy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi guys please check this crazy couple pranks https://www.youtube.com/user/corneliusp4

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    #5

    My Husband Always Leaves Me Notes When He Has To Leave Town For Work

    My Husband Always Leaves Me Notes When He Has To Leave Town For Work

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    AcousticGString
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good way to get pink eye lol

    Vanessa Taub
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha that’s a good one. Gonna try that one when he works from home and I don’t. Haha

    Aya Kincy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi guys please check this crazy couple pranks https://www.youtube.com/user/corneliusp4

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    Every Relationship Needs Some Good Pranks

    Good pranks keep long-term relationships alive and fun. Well, not only them; there are a couple more nuances to it, but fun pranks to do on your boyfriend or girlfriend are definitely a part of it. And you don't even have to wait for April Fool’s Day to pull these prank ideas! 

    From celebratory cakes congratulating you on healthy flatulence to hilarious treasure quests to pulling some funny text pranks about adopting a wild coyote, this list will surely give you some cool prank ideas on how to spice up your relationship.

    So, if you’re into couples pranks, scroll down below to check them all. You will find funny pranks to everyone’s taste here!

    #6

    Wife Wanted A Family Portrait For Christmas. This Is What She Got

    Wife Wanted A Family Portrait For Christmas. This Is What She Got

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    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a really good photoshop job!

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Face swapping at its finest

    Amy Carter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute, creepy, weird, perfect!

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little girl looks like Pam from Home Sweet Home Alone.

    IdilS
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man with the baby face swapped on kinda looks like Andy Richter lmao. Plus, if I got this, I'd get it f*****g framed, it's gold!

    Emre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby looks like James Corden

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    #7

    Last Night I Told My Boyfriend, Who Is A Coke Fan, That I Like Pepsi Next. This Is What I Found When I Got Home Today

    Last Night I Told My Boyfriend, Who Is A Coke Fan, That I Like Pepsi Next. This Is What I Found When I Got Home Today

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    varwenea
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it doesn't look like the boyfriend poured the full can of Pepsi flooding the entire shelf.

    Amy Carter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bullies! And those Dannon kids did nothing to help!

    Lidee Moril
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pepsi is always better than coke

    Natalie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's a matter of taste. ;) It's good that everybody is different :)

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    KDav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coke deal gone bad. Tragic.

    Trisha Bartlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How come you are calling my girlfriend

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    #8

    Surprise Haircut On Girlfriend

    Surprise Haircut On Girlfriend

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is going to stab you with those scissors

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha haa ha - Comment equally as funny as the prank!

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    Hans Erling Gran
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with you people? Are you BLIND? He has the hair in his hand before pretending to cut it!

    Joakim Utterhall
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always a bunch of nut heads commenting here. But this is so easy to see, so I'm starting to think they just are completely blind.

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    H Batenburg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunatly they broke up last december

    Erica May
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's good they broke up. I remember watching a video of her pranking him, he just came back from tour (he's a soldier) and her prank was to play machine gun noises very loud and her screaming. He woke up completely scared out of his mind. I thought it was a horrible thing to do.

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    IdilS
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We gathered here today, to remember a funny man who wanted to prank his girlfriend. May he rest forever in peace. Amen.

    Sarah Baldini
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol he didn't cut it he's holding a piece of hair and pretended to cut it look closely

    Jessica Hepler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those two are YouTube pranksters he bought a blond extension for the prank

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    #9

    Honey, I've Done The Dishes

    Honey, I've Done The Dishes

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's going to be even funnier when she sets out a photo of his dinner

    AcousticGString
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Honey, your chicken is a bit dry tonight" well it should be, its cardboard! lol

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the amount of effort he probably spent to do this, he could have probably cleaned the few dishes in the sink a lot faster.

    Lord Beerus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to try that trick the nest time my mum tells me to wash the dishes :D

    Hannah Calbat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it took me a second to see it's not done

    Hatsune Chiku
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious! I'm going to try this next time I'm told to do the dishes :P

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    #10

    Was Wondering Why My Wife Was Giggling When She Asked Me To Change The Air Filters

    Was Wondering Why My Wife Was Giggling When She Asked Me To Change The Air Filters

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    #11

    My New Girlfriend Said She'd Never Fart In Front Of Me. She Let One Slip Last Night, So I Got Her A Cake To Celebrate

    My New Girlfriend Said She'd Never Fart In Front Of Me. She Let One Slip Last Night, So I Got Her A Cake To Celebrate

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that was just an excuse to eat cake

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the moment a relationship gets completely comfortable!

    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing says love like sharing some farts and laughing about it!

    Julia NotMyLastname
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait so if I fart I get cake? No problem!

    Ironcat_xox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how he used candy to spell it out himself, cuz there was no way he was gonna ask the guy to write it out

    Lynn Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol !!! I laughed out loud in the middle of a dinner party

    Angela Doyle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    breakfast for a while because I farted sign me up

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    #12

    Printed And Attached To Wife's Spraying Air Freshener While She Wasn't Home. Spits Acid Every 30 Minutes

    Printed And Attached To Wife's Spraying Air Freshener While She Wasn't Home. Spits Acid Every 30 Minutes

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So hilarious, I want to make one for work!

    Kübra Topcu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a perfect lovely prank, I think :)

    Emre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a prank. DIY and enjoy it yourself :)

    Enn Geecee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% would have in my house. Good show.

    #13

    Pregnant Women Can Be Vicious. This Is My Wife Trolling Me At Breakfast

    Pregnant Women Can Be Vicious. This Is My Wife Trolling Me At Breakfast

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    Emre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not funny. Not! Funny!

    Hannah Calbat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG super funny, and rude at the same time

    D Rolls
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even though I knew it was coming I was so disappointed along with him.

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, ha, ha, my Pepsi came out of my nose!

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    #14

    My Buddy's Answer To His Wife Saying They Needed A Guard Dog

    My Buddy's Answer To His Wife Saying They Needed A Guard Dog

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually made me laugh out loud. I can imagine someone coming over and seeing this, and thinking "what in the actual f*ck?"

    Emre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heroes in a half shell, turtle power!

    Laily F. Noor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It needs to be trained by master rat before enter the field

    Adrianna Estes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that would be my exact thought oof

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's all fun and games until the tortoise stabs you in the ankle.

    IcarusOfTheSkywings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear lord, what is wrong with that poor dog?!!!

    Melinda Burge
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is an attack tortoise - fundamental difference in purpose

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    #15

    I Hope My Husband Feels Special When He Wakes Up. All Eyes Will Be On Him

    I Hope My Husband Feels Special When He Wakes Up. All Eyes Will Be On Him

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this to my folks (after seeing it on Bored Panda) last month - They LOVED it. 16113446_1...e0309e.jpg 16113446_1229117107174173_2256292435050156822_o-5894a6ce0309e.jpg

    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fridge is basically empty compared to this lol

    That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scuse me while I go buy a mega pack of Googly eyes to suck on absolutely everything

    XxRayne CloudxX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DAMNNNNN THATS A LARGE FRIDGE- gib it to me pls

    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to sit a friends house next week while they're on holiday. Guess what they'll find in their fridge when they get back?

    Maria Maria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There have been good once in this post but this takes the cake. Freaking genius.

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    Where to Find Inspiration for Funny Pranks?

    You might have had some April Fool’s pranks for your boyfriend or girlfriend up your sleeve, but eventually, you ran out of stock because that’s the downside of pranks—they only work once on the same person. So, how do you come up with more?

    A key to pulling a good prank is knowing your partner well. Knowing what they are more likely to fall for and what kind of jokes they find the funniest will give you a good start. And, of course, there’s always the big all-knowing internet where the inspiration for good pranks to do at home can be discovered on every corner.

    #16

    My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed

    My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed

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    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste of toast!

    Nitro Codes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The wife was convicted of 1st degree murder of her husband after he executed a prank on her."

    Collin Edward
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm... toast and a shower. You can eat while getting clean.

    XxRayne CloudxX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like atleast put a stick of butter of the soap holder 🧈 🧼

    anne Nattermann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah buddy.. but what is toaster shower?

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    #17

    So My Pregnant Girlfriend Asked Me To Take Pics Of Things That Remind Me Of Her While I'm Over Here In Dubai. Nailed It!

    So My Pregnant Girlfriend Asked Me To Take Pics Of Things That Remind Me Of Her While I'm Over Here In Dubai. Nailed It!

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    Sathish M
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god...now the roof seems pregnant

    anne Nattermann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You better get used to that picture.. because you won't be seeing the real ones for a while...😄😄😄❣️

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    #18

    Girlfriend Told Me To Wear A Plain Tie To Dinner Tonight

    Girlfriend Told Me To Wear A Plain Tie To Dinner Tonight

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it doesn't clash with her checked "√" dress

    Jennifer Potter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *said innocently* What if it clashes with her carry-on?

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That can actually be cute. ♥

    #19

    My Wife Wanted Her Sandwich Cut In Half. She Was Non-Specific As To How

    My Wife Wanted Her Sandwich Cut In Half. She Was Non-Specific As To How

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    Anna Brandigi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the right looks like a laughing face

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. And the one on the left looms like an person showing your his/her fist.

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    Morgan the Manatee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a full minute I was looking at it like the cutting board had two holes in it....anybody else? O_o

    IdilS
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's amazing actually. I can not cut the bread straight and you can make a jigsaw puzzle out of it.

    Willy Eckeslike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's unlikely to actually be a half?

    Hannah Calbat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha, that i should do to my ex-boyfriend when I go to his house!!

    Natalie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just gorgeous. I would love it :)

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    #20

    Just Got This Lovely Anniversary Note From My Lovely Girlfriend

    Just Got This Lovely Anniversary Note From My Lovely Girlfriend

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    It's Caturday
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing says love like a metaphor about r******d people who cant read and lick windows.

    Sarah Morgan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People calling her a keeper for this? Ugh. Why anyone thinks using the word r****d is okay is beyond me.

    Alex S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, making jokes about disabled people is SO FUNNY. This woman sounds like trash

    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you lick windows or screw farm animals", is this a note to her boyfriend or her dog?

    Pixie O'Dell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like she's talking to the dog!

    Angelle Webb
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way she wrote it. It still seems sort of nice. How!

    Jocelynn Schreiner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was cute at first, but quickly got super f****d up and abliest. Gross

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    #21

    For April Fools, I Posted These Around Town With My Wife's Number On Them

    For April Fools, I Posted These Around Town With My Wife's Number On Them

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    Mary Guerinot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great! Now his girlfriend's personal telephone number is out there for anyone to call! I can't speak for anyone else, but if it were me, he'd be gone. And, yes, you can tell me I have no sense of humor, but to me, my safety is not funny!

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm debating whether I should give her a call.

    anne Nattermann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's going to be your tombstone..😄😄

    amir kian
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey there i found a good video about prank girlfriend.it's from ryan.it's by far best video i've watched about prank. https://ckk.ai/VO4pp

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    #22

    My Wife Called To Say She Picked Up 50 Shades Of Grey. This Was Not What I Was Expecting When I Got Home

    My Wife Called To Say She Picked Up 50 Shades Of Grey. This Was Not What I Was Expecting When I Got Home

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still a better love story than Twilight

    Quant
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I counted 24... what a tease... ;)

    Lidee Moril
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very funny this. It's a sh##ty movie anyway :)

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    #23

    A Harmless Prank My Friend's Boyfriend Played On Her. She Was Confused The Whole Way To Work

    A Harmless Prank My Friend's Boyfriend Played On Her. She Was Confused The Whole Way To Work

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    Mick and Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have put a cam inside!

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like the Angry Dad video. Honk If You're Horny LMFAO!

    #24

    My Wife Said She Needed A Hobby To Add Some Excitement To Her Life. I Suggested This

    My Wife Said She Needed A Hobby To Add Some Excitement To Her Life. I Suggested This

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    Emre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahaha my wife would kill me she hates ironing AF

    adoracat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told TheEngineer when he moved me in that ironing was against my religion.

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    Linden Robinson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda want to do some extreme ironing now..

    Carla Olavarría
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

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    #25

    My Wife Called Me To The Bathroom To See The Work She Did On My Shampoo Bottle

    My Wife Called Me To The Bathroom To See The Work She Did On My Shampoo Bottle

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    Matthew Mortensen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this at work and had to get up and walk away from my desk because I was laughing so hard. Congrats on your successful marriage!

    Timothy D.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg my family uses this brand im doing this asap

    Lord Beerus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother uses the same shampoo i need to try this :D

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am laughing so hard!!! Call me immature, but this is hilarious!!! 😂

    Naomi J
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yessssssss this is why I surf the internet at 11pm

    paris liau
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

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    #26

    My Boyfriend Thought He'd Give Me A Sexy Surprise After Work Today

    My Boyfriend Thought He'd Give Me A Sexy Surprise After Work Today

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    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been even funnier if he'd been in the metal bikini.

    SanchaTheSeeker
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what Jabba looks like

    #27

    My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One

    My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One

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    Emre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would like to remember these laughters. Take a good look at this photo. It might be your last.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope she finds it funny... later...like wait 6 months

    Stijn Vlasselaer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he looks very thrilled to become a father

    chimken 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does he look like josh- WAIT IS THAT JOSH ALLEN

    Marlene
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    You deserve a black eye for this one mister.

    Viktoria Vida
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh don't be rude, i would laugh! (after a while..

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    #28

    My Wife Wanted Jewelry... Don't Think She'll Be Too Happy

    My Wife Wanted Jewelry... Don't Think She'll Be Too Happy

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would save that mug forever <3

    Emre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like it. Seems nice

    BoredDad
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That story has a nice ring to it.

    yulia missy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol that's disappointed but funny

    Fiona E. Ma
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll look forward to coffee every morning.

    Julia NotMyLastname
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    8 years ago

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    She probably ended up smashing it on his head

    Amanda Codlin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Least you just get left with the ring... even though it's s****y lol

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    #29

    Sometimes My Boyfriend And I Leave Skype On While We Sleep. It Usually Gets Disconnected Or He Takes His Laptop When He Goes To Work, But This Morning I Woke Up To This

    Sometimes My Boyfriend And I Leave Skype On While We Sleep. It Usually Gets Disconnected Or He Takes His Laptop When He Goes To Work, But This Morning I Woke Up To This

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    Lily
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog is watching her sleep.

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    #30

    My Wife Asked For "Laser Hair Removal" For Christmas. She Was Less Than Thrilled

    My Wife Asked For "Laser Hair Removal" For Christmas. She Was Less Than Thrilled

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    Hatsune Chiku
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best pranks come from puns :)

    Emre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a really cold one...

    IdilS
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should just stop shaving all over. Let's see how you like it :)

    #31

    My Boyfriend Said He Was Making Me A Heart Shaped Pancake

    My Boyfriend Said He Was Making Me A Heart Shaped Pancake

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    The Cube Cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg my dad (he's a doctor) once did the exact same thing

    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did! It's just anatomical!

    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like Winnie the Pooh lol

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    #32

    My Husband Is An Asshole

    My Husband Is An Asshole

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    Jamal W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmaooo even I wouldve been startled by this

    Kat Blak
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone does this I will marry them on the spot

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh. This is the one I laughed at. Double sigh.

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    #33

    Shattering Dreams... One V-Day Coupon At A Time

    Shattering Dreams... One V-Day Coupon At A Time

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    #34

    How To Scare Your Wife On Halloween: Print Your Face On Paper, Put The Paper In A Jar, Fill Jar With Green Water

    How To Scare Your Wife On Halloween: Print Your Face On Paper, Put The Paper In A Jar, Fill Jar With Green Water

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    Cat-lover
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy f**k, that's really scary!

    Rylee Wolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the best effect put your face up against glass (like a window or a sliding glass door) and have your friend take a picture of it.

    LSR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too "Silence of the Lambs" for me, lol

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    #35

    My Girlfriend Is Short And Hates Pranks

    My Girlfriend Is Short And Hates Pranks

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's hilarious.... btw I'm short and love pranks :)

    Hannah Calbat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kinda rude but funny at the same time! and I'm 4" 10

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, I'm more impressed with the amazing balancing act! How'd you pull that off?

    What to Keep in Mind When Pulling Pranks on Boyfriend or Girlfriend

    Not everyone has the same sense of humor. What you find funny may be offending or downright scary to your significant other. It’s okay; we’re all different, and that’s what makes us all unique and interesting. 

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    Most importantly, a prank is successful only if both parties laugh at the end. Otherwise, your prank crosses into bullying or humiliation territory. That’s why, when deciding on pranks to do on your boyfriend or girlfriend, make sure they will be as funny for them as for you.

    #36

    The Bosses Wife Asked Him To Mow The Lawn. This Is What She Got

    The Bosses Wife Asked Him To Mow The Lawn. This Is What She Got

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    Julia NotMyLastname
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your boss is AWESOME! They should start a designing TURF WAR! HA! Get it? Huh?Huh? Ok never mind

    Daniel Schaefer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't the lawn she wanted but the lawn she deserved.

    IdilS
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'D BE THANKING HIM SO HARD.

    Outrageous
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yasss! My kinda guy!!! Clapping

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    #37

    My Husband Bet Me I Couldn't Shave His Foot Without Him Waking Up. This Is What He Woke Up To This Morning

    My Husband Bet Me I Couldn't Shave His Foot Without Him Waking Up. This Is What He Woke Up To This Morning

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You even manged to file the ends of his toes off!

    IdilS
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure he's just sleeping and not dead?! Cause that's f*****g nail art, girlfriend. Kudos.

    Elizabeth VanDyke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we were kids, my sisters and I polished our Dad's toenails while he was sleeping. Fire Engine RED! This was back in the 50's...no polish remover in sight. Would have to take a trip to the city to get some. As fate would have it, shortly after, he hurt his foot at work and had to let the shop nurse look at it.

    Mick and Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a heavy sleeper! Did you also use a wax strip on part of his leg?

    Ashley Gronski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like there is a 6th toe hiding there 🤣

    Ashley Gronski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like there is a 6th toe hiding there 😂

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    #38

    My Girlfriend Started A New Diary Today. I Got Curious And Took A Glance At It After Asking Her About It. Something Tells Me This A Dummy Diary

    My Girlfriend Started A New Diary Today. I Got Curious And Took A Glance At It After Asking Her About It. Something Tells Me This A Dummy Diary

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    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serves you right for snooping.

    Julia NotMyLastname
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should start a diary war, "accidentally" leaving diaries insulting each other, complaining about eahother, etc. lying around

    Bingyu Hu
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Am being serious, you should take a knife and kill her. Cuz that's what I would do.

    Alex S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky psychopathic incels like you will never get a girlfriend in the first place. Get therapy you f*****g creep

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    #39

    Girlfriend Asked Me To Throw Away The Box And Packaging Stuffs From Our New Bed Frame Before Leaving For Work, I Did Her One Better

    Girlfriend Asked Me To Throw Away The Box And Packaging Stuffs From Our New Bed Frame Before Leaving For Work, I Did Her One Better

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    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You did this BEFORE you went to work????? I don't know what you do but you are in the wrong job my friend...

    Pandykinz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please note the stormtrooper helmet in the mirror. Don't let him fool you, he planned it the whole time!

    Ksenia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WoW! This is so cool! Handy man)

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    #40

    My Girlfriend Thinks Highly Of Me

    My Girlfriend Thinks Highly Of Me

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    #41

    Told My Girlfriend I Was Sleeping Over At My Friends House, She Said To Send Sexy Pics. We Delivered

    Told My Girlfriend I Was Sleeping Over At My Friends House, She Said To Send Sexy Pics. We Delivered

    someone4guitar Report

    Briare Roze
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done sir. I'm sure she appreciated the effort lol

    Kat Blak
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I need a boyfriend like this XD

    은별
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would love to have a significant one like this! Im laughing so much! 13/10 sir and friend, really nice job there.

    Lexi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the right looks like a chubby Chris Colfer

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    #42

    The Boyfriend Got In Trouble Yesterday. He Sent Flours To My Office Today To Apologize

    The Boyfriend Got In Trouble Yesterday. He Sent Flours To My Office Today To Apologize

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    Kaylla Steadman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they were the more expensive ones.

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must really love you...it would have been cheaper sending real flowers..

    Duncan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight out of Red Dwarf.

    Julia NotMyLastname
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the girl get to throw the flour at him?

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    #43

    Roll Window Down, Place Broken Glass On Ground, And Stage The Area. She Freaked Out

    Roll Window Down, Place Broken Glass On Ground, And Stage The Area. She Freaked Out

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you have broken glass?

    Kaz Baz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To make it look like the window was smashed.

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    Shaun Kilkenny
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except 99% of the glass should have been on the driver's seat. Unless they were breaking OUT of the car?

    Jennine Jeffries
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's sleeping on the couch tonight! LMAO

    #44

    I Was Having Trouble Deciding What To Get My Wife For Christmas, So I Checked Her Search History For Ideas. I Think She's Gonna Love It!

    I Was Having Trouble Deciding What To Get My Wife For Christmas, So I Checked Her Search History For Ideas. I Think She's Gonna Love It!

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess he got the 'big' and 'black' parts right. lol 2 out of 3

    Naanasans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I think he got it all. "C**k", "big" and "black"

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    Kay Woodpecker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that's what she meant.

    Marcos Zamarripa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG hahahahahahaha she was looking for black... roflcopter!!

    anne Nattermann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do realize you and the bird will be roommates .😄😄😄

    Raspberry Ginger
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is a married person looking that up...

    Pobin Rice
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Big black bird????????.....your wife is a lesbian 😂😂😂😂😂

    Amanda Codlin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be silly!! You know what it's meant to be :D

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    Stephanie Hutner
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    8 years ago

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    What the f**k? And what if she doesn't want it? Better f*****g take care of it whether she likes the gift or not.

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    #45

    Girlfriend Asked For A Bite Of My Ice Cream. Pretty Sure This Is Breakup Material Right Here

    Girlfriend Asked For A Bite Of My Ice Cream. Pretty Sure This Is Breakup Material Right Here

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It still has the chocolate plug in it. ur good, just eat quickly.

    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but she got most of the chocolate, which is really the whole point of these cones.

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    Naanasans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The end piece is the best part....

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gasp! You might be right. She's a monster!

    Sam McKinney
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Chocolate Plug is the loving kiss at the end of the cone!!!!

    IdilS
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time, ask her to be specific about the part that she wants to bite...

    Hans Erling Gran
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AcousticGString: In other words you're abnormal and this joke is not for you. ;)

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    #46

    Wife Asked Me If I Wanted A Cup Of Tea, I Said Yes Please This Is What I Got... She Thinks She's So Funny

    Wife Asked Me If I Wanted A Cup Of Tea, I Said Yes Please This Is What I Got... She Thinks She's So Funny

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is such a T-ese. XD

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    #47

    My Girlfriend Asked Me To Make Fish For Dinner Tonight. I Will Let You All Know If We Are Still Together Tomorrow

    My Girlfriend Asked Me To Make Fish For Dinner Tonight. I Will Let You All Know If We Are Still Together Tomorrow

    RobStefGames Report

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A great addition would have been to have a reservation at a nice seafood restaurant

    Kacy Gao
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler alert: they got engaged after this dinner

    Daniel Mallory
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i choked n one of those so badly it gave me a phobia of them and candy for a week still scary for that tho

    anne Nattermann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm to go with at least a separation..😄

    #48

    I Might Have To Kill My Husband

    I Might Have To Kill My Husband

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    Alexandra Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wife: "I want to get rid of my muffin top" Husband: "Uh...okay..." *eats all muffin tops*

    Duncan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top of the muffin to you!

    #49

    Just Scared The Living Shit Out Of My Girlfriend

    Just Scared The Living Shit Out Of My Girlfriend

    shortstraw Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, poor woofer doesn't understand the joke

    Jamal W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAOO.. Awww MAN! Could yo imagine walking in the house and see this running down the stairs at you!!!

    Leslie Crittenden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not funny. Scary for the wife, uncomfortable for the dog.

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would haunt my dreams o_o

    Jessica Hepler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog is just innocently like y r u screaming

    Lauren Southwood
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    "The living s**t" well that's a disturbing phrase... Did you cause your girlfriend to pass a tapeworm or is the child that fell out of her at this point just that ugly? 🤔

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    #50

    Last Night I Asked My Husband To Put Some Spaghetti On The Stove So I Could Start Dinner When I Got Home

    Last Night I Asked My Husband To Put Some Spaghetti On The Stove So I Could Start Dinner When I Got Home

    wendyrollins Report

    Emre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess you're staying hungry tonight

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's not a lot of spaghetti

    Mick and Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen this one multiple times and it always makes me lol.

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    #51

    Wife Bought A Chalkboard Xmas Tree To Count Down The Number Of Days Until Xmas. I've Been Erasing The Number And Writing Conspiracy Theories Instead, Infuriating Her. Today, She Took It Too Far

    Wife Bought A Chalkboard Xmas Tree To Count Down The Number Of Days Until Xmas. I've Been Erasing The Number And Writing Conspiracy Theories Instead, Infuriating Her. Today, She Took It Too Far

    JackShepardMD Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha.. you're tangling with the wrong women. She hits below the belt.

    Marianne Steinböck
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you get what you ask for 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    Daniel Schaefer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else notice how it says "orgasm" in singular? 😂

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That went from 0 to 100 so f*****g fast lol

    Julia NotMyLastname
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah. Goes from christmas cheer to red rage

    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breaking the chalk was definitely too far!

    #52

    Gave This Fortune Cookie's Message To My Girlfriend. She Immediately Said No

    Gave This Fortune Cookie's Message To My Girlfriend. She Immediately Said No

    avicon Report

    Willowsprite
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well why not try it on yourself? No? Then what makes you think it would be enjoyable for her?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's assume that a percentage of us answer that question in the affirmative ... ;)

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    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have lost all meaning in my life

    #53

    My Husband's Prank Today

    My Husband's Prank Today

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    Cheesybeansy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how Workplace violence starts

    Smoofy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just cruel... XD

    Emre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like the combination.

    Cing Tenn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL this would totally be me if my boyfriend hated veggies :)

    Rylee Wolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least they were kind enough to put ranch.

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    #54

    So I Told My Husband I Wanted Him To Be More Romantic... He Hid These Around The House

    So I Told My Husband I Wanted Him To Be More Romantic... He Hid These Around The House

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    #55

    I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

    I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

    truthorbust Report

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a beautiful mirror as part of a coat rack. In order to hang the rack at a proper height, the mirror only shows the top of my forehead.... (sigh)

    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you girl,, my family thinks it’s hilarious that I have to climb on my steps to see in the mirror.

    Cing Tenn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL my boyfriend is taller than me while me I am the short one T_T

    #56

    When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

    When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

    maddipotter28 Report

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face says "Tonight will be your last..."

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he's not wrong haha.

    Cing Tenn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL the boyfriend misunderstand on what she said but he did at least give her something :)

    Dez Caballes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face... Hahaha looks like somebody's sleeping on the couch tonight

    Danielle Sharpe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if you can use it to retrieve his balls?

    #57

    My Boyfriend Is A Seller On Amazon. This Is What I Came Home To

    My Boyfriend Is A Seller On Amazon. This Is What I Came Home To

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    #58

    My Husband Told Me That He Bought Me A Diamond Necklace

    My Husband Told Me That He Bought Me A Diamond Necklace

    Breakingbay Report

    Adelaide Iris
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey that's awesome, I love Minecraft and I would totally keep that!

    Jocelynn Schreiner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd appreciate more than a real diamond necklace. I don't like diamonds they are boring and way too over priced

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    #59

    Day 2: My Wife Still Does Not Realize She Is Being Watched As She Showers

    Day 2: My Wife Still Does Not Realize She Is Being Watched As She Showers

    mandal0re Report

    Val Erie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like his face was perfectly molded for just this moment.

    Meredith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wipe that grin off your face!

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha omg creepy x) who knew Woody's a peeping tom

    Diana Lazar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's Woody doing with his hand?!! :)))

    Leesa Allison
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that means she hasn't shaved her legs in awhile!! Haha

    Jynna Beagles
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me right there I would so do that

    Gabrielle Webber
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol because she hasn't shaved yet mate

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    #60

    My Wife Didn't Find It As Hilarious As I Did When I Hollered For Her To Clean Up The Pee On The Floor

    My Wife Didn't Find It As Hilarious As I Did When I Hollered For Her To Clean Up The Pee On The Floor

    theCatandthePat Report

    Outatime
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my husband hollered at me to come downstairs and clean pee off the floor he would get no response except laughter and maybe a rag :P

    Nancy Arnold
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    P is better to pick then a number 2 !?

    #61

    This Weirdness

    This Weirdness

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    Fandoms Rise
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone know how you do that with the glasses of water? If you do please tell me.

    Sa Pa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fill a glass with water. Cover the top of the glass with a very thin card. While holding the card down on the glass flip it over. Place it and slowly pull the card out from under the cup. If done correctly you will get upside down water filled cups

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    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half fill the glass put a sheet of paper or card over the top of the glass then turn it upside down as you leave it on the worktop and pull the paper/card out quickly. Should work. Fandoms Rise

    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops. Did not realise people had replied

    Wayne Gossman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a bad habit of leaving kitchen cupboards open in the kitchen when I look for something or get something out. A few minutes in the room and 4-5(or more) might be opened and left that way, . One time, soon after “6th sense” came out, my adult daughter was visiting. She stepped out of the kitchen for a few moments and I quickly opened every cupboard and drawer in the kitchen and quickly sat back down quietly reading my book. When she came in she almost screamed!!! (It was a tiny bit of payback for telling me the end of that movie before I saw it!)

    Bingyu Hu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you should go upside down too! +tip if it was your wife/sister/girlfriend/cousin who did this, they should turn it right side up, not you

    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You fill the glass and place a piece of paper on top turn it over set it on counter then slide the paper out fast. Works (nearly) every time

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    #62

    I Left My Flats At My Boyfriend's Apartment, And He Sent Me This Picture The Next Day

    I Left My Flats At My Boyfriend's Apartment, And He Sent Me This Picture The Next Day

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    Amanda Codlin
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Ew girls with big feet. Blarrrk

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    #63

    Girlfriend Got Me This After Hearing My Complaints Of Being Exhausted After My First Day At The Gym

    Girlfriend Got Me This After Hearing My Complaints Of Being Exhausted After My First Day At The Gym

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    #64

    My Girlfriend Asked For "A Tiny Bit Of Salad" With Her Lunch

    My Girlfriend Asked For "A Tiny Bit Of Salad" With Her Lunch

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    Nicola McCoy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a chilli cheese focaccia and pizza swirl from Lidl, they are awesome!

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do a similar thing when the guest says they just want a bit of rice so I put one spoonful on the plate. :D

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks freakin delicious!

    #65

    My Boyfriend Said He'd Marry Me If I Gave Him $100,000 And Some Cupcakes. So Me Being The Awesome Future Wife That I Am, Made Him These

    My Boyfriend Said He'd Marry Me If I Gave Him $100,000 And Some Cupcakes. So Me Being The Awesome Future Wife That I Am, Made Him These

    SilentExpressions92 Report

    YsaPur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please don't marry him!

    Kat Blak
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like "Kill you marry me?"

    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that the 100 Grand is a 2 piece share pack!

    Cing Tenn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girlfriend is very clever U.U

    Jynna Beagles
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awhhh so sweet but don’t do it again

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    He's rude and she's desperate. A match made in heaven

    Louliez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was probably just a joke jeez lighten up.

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    #66

    Got Blackout Drunk Last Night. My Girlfriend Helped Me Remember What Happened

    Got Blackout Drunk Last Night. My Girlfriend Helped Me Remember What Happened

    chadneidt Report

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proof that dogs are a man's best friend.

    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was just trying to help clean it up.

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw s**t dude, you know what I'll help you out here. F**K! I forgot I don't have any thumbs... Well he is my BEST friend... Here we go...

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    #67

    Asked My Girlfriend To Send Me A Sexy Picture While She's On Her Trip And This Is What I Get In Response

    Asked My Girlfriend To Send Me A Sexy Picture While She's On Her Trip And This Is What I Get In Response

    thisisboz Report

    #68

    Wife Replaced The Pink Soap With Clear Without Washing It First. The Pink Soap Floated To The Top And I Was Grossed Out Saying That It Looked Like Afterbirth. Today I Found This

    Wife Replaced The Pink Soap With Clear Without Washing It First. The Pink Soap Floated To The Top And I Was Grossed Out Saying That It Looked Like Afterbirth. Today I Found This

    pricecheckon5 Report

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your wife is probably trying to hint something ;)

    Kay Ro
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've apparently never seen an afterbirth before...

    Jynna Beagles
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whhaaaaaaat on earth it’s like and ompalompa had a baby!

    #69

    First My Wife Said The Walls Were Too Bare, And Now They Are Too Bear

    First My Wife Said The Walls Were Too Bare, And Now They Are Too Bear

    hildofdust90 Report

    rakuninaru
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stand seeing that. Not because of the prank.

    Jon Watts
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    needs one more so it could be Too bear with two bears

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, let's support mindless animal slaughter for a cheap joke.

    Outatime
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it mindless? Do you know how many lbs of meat a bear provides? Not everyone who hunts is un-ethical or cruel

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Women never know what they want ...

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    #70

    My Boyfriend And I Prank Each Other All The Time And He Hates Finding My Hair In The Shower

    My Boyfriend And I Prank Each Other All The Time And He Hates Finding My Hair In The Shower

    hulapooper Report

    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, I hope this is hair from her head!

    LSR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If those were pubes, the message would be in cursive letter. ;-)

    Santiago Suarez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, by Christmas she'll be bold ... all that in one shower?

    Petra Rola Cole
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn! Someone's beginning to go bald...

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    #71

    Wife Boiled A Few Eggs. I Asked Her To Mark Them With "B'S" To Tell Them Apart

    Wife Boiled A Few Eggs. I Asked Her To Mark Them With "B'S" To Tell Them Apart

    stylinchilibeans Report

    #72

    My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let's Just Say She's Pretty Happy Today

    My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let's Just Say She's Pretty Happy Today

    armiesofants Report

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a good sport... no wonder she wanted a 'sporty' bag

    stella
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE that kid on the side....He's soo happy

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...where did you even find that!?

    #73

    Asked My Girlfriend To Buy Some Sexy Lingerie, This Is What She Came Home With

    Asked My Girlfriend To Buy Some Sexy Lingerie, This Is What She Came Home With

    Fullthrottle200 Report

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    #74

    My Prank On My Boyfriend. It Really Helps That He's Such A Heavy Sleeper. Have A Good Day At The Office, Hun

    My Prank On My Boyfriend. It Really Helps That He's Such A Heavy Sleeper. Have A Good Day At The Office, Hun

    jessjoking Report

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his revenge will be terrible

    Mick and Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have drawn a Jigglypuff instead. :D

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, that one might be a bit over the line. Your SO should not have to worry what happens when they sleep next to you.

    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a temporary tattoo, it'll wash off.

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    #75

    My Husband Couldn't Wait To Show Me The Rock He Got Me For Our Anniversary. Should Have Remembered He's A Mining Engineer

    My Husband Couldn't Wait To Show Me The Rock He Got Me For Our Anniversary. Should Have Remembered He's A Mining Engineer

    carlinha1289 Report

    kotlety
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God dammit Marie, they're minerals!

    Danielle Sharpe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was gneiss of him... tell him he's a bit of a schist.

    #76

    Bought My Wife A Necklace. The Guy Asked Me If I Would Like It Gift Wrapped. I Told Him Yes And Asked Him To Make It Look As Horrible As Possible

    Bought My Wife A Necklace. The Guy Asked Me If I Would Like It Gift Wrapped. I Told Him Yes And Asked Him To Make It Look As Horrible As Possible

    lardman1 Report

    JEFF THE KILLER
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He at least put a bow on it LOL XD

    Lauren Michlin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and he took out a roll of tape and said, "As you wish sir"...

    #77

    My Wife Shares A Birthday With Hitler So I Made Her This Card

    My Wife Shares A Birthday With Hitler So I Made Her This Card

    hoguemr Report

    Lolheart1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YAS IM A CRYBABY TOO! I was thinking that too! XD

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    Cat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    führerious actually means leaderious

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    #78

    My Wife Asked Me What I Wanted For Christmas, She's Crafty So I Told Her To Make Me Something. Couldn't Be Happier

    My Wife Asked Me What I Wanted For Christmas, She's Crafty So I Told Her To Make Me Something. Couldn't Be Happier

    HolyMustard Report

    Carly Noelle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember crying over this game because my entire family died . . .

    Lightningstar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's why i always named mine after people i hated

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    Merps
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did something like this in school...My group baught 150 barrels of bacon

    Esperananana LOVELY
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live oregon trail!!!! Is it weird that I'm only 14?

    Lora Duncan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It scared me that I knew this ! ! !

    Tim B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That game was awesome!

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    #79

    My Boyfriend Asked Me What I Wanted To Eat And I Said I Don't Know And This What He Brings Me

    My Boyfriend Asked Me What I Wanted To Eat And I Said I Don't Know And This What He Brings Me

    chopstckss Report

    #80

    So My Sister Got Goalie Gloves For Christmas From Her Boyfriend For 'Being A Keeper'

    So My Sister Got Goalie Gloves For Christmas From Her Boyfriend For 'Being A Keeper'

    slizzers Report

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm I got a feeling they don' t share the same sense of humour...

    Danielle Sharpe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's just trying to decide which piece of him to keep.

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    The Cube Cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would melt if my boyfriend did this for me

    #81

    I Recently Turned 30. Asked My Girlfriend For A Birthday Cake She Sent Me This Pic

    I Recently Turned 30. Asked My Girlfriend For A Birthday Cake She Sent Me This Pic

    reddit.com Report

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    #82

    I'm A Ginger. My Girlfriend Sent Me This Today

    I'm A Ginger. My Girlfriend Sent Me This Today

    Trusty_ 663 Report

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    #83

    Left On A Business Trip, I Think My Girlfriend Was Lonely

    Left On A Business Trip, I Think My Girlfriend Was Lonely

    festeringbovine Report

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From sweet to terrifying in just three pics.

    Jynna Beagles
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited)

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    Lonely much?

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    #84

    Wife Asked Me To Get Her A Pillow. Nailed It

    Wife Asked Me To Get Her A Pillow. Nailed It

    MartyFreeze Report

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the coolest pillow ever I want one!

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now i want one. did not know they existed, but def. need.

    #85

    Totally Pranked My Boyfriend With My Hand Drawn Paper Bug

    Totally Pranked My Boyfriend With My Hand Drawn Paper Bug

    BlueEyedShorty0 Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need to try this at home

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I currently have paper spiders in my lamps… decorated for Halloween. :)

    Chelsea Schlais
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that's a fire hazard, although I dig the joke.

    Joanne Lawrence
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has not likely been a fire hazard for at least 10 years. All the bulbs in my house had already been LEDs for a couple of years when this was posted. At the very least, no one still had incandescent bulbs in their house at this time.

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    #86

    I Am Counting Down The Moments Until My Boyfriend Gets Home

    I Am Counting Down The Moments Until My Boyfriend Gets Home

    spockgiirl Report

    Diana Lazar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wooden spoons in the bathroom?!!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your decor was 'possibly-hand-carved touristy stuff' then what objects would go in your bathroom? All my monkeypod-wood is in the kitchen, it's a matter of taste.

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    htbq
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its for those romantic shower spooning.

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know who this is. I'm overwhelmed with a Richard Simmons vibe.

    a person who likes books
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    use to have a john watson one of this and it gave a heart atackk to anyone who saw it i think its still around here somewhere

    Bingyu Hu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    umm.. is that what you look like?? cuz umm... youre kinda.....you know.. umm not judging sorry

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    #87

    My Boyfriend Thinks It's Funny To Piss Me Off By Figuring Out What Outfit I'm Wearing Out With Him And Matching It

    My Boyfriend Thinks It's Funny To Piss Me Off By Figuring Out What Outfit I'm Wearing Out With Him And Matching It

    ciggy_tardust Report

    Sam McKinney
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How Sweet, they wear the same size too!

    #88

    I Replaced The Toilet Paper With A Lint Roller. Waiting On Husband's Reaction

    I Replaced The Toilet Paper With A Lint Roller. Waiting On Husband's Reaction

    niftyroses Report

    #89

    My Wife Still Hasn't Noticed

    My Wife Still Hasn't Noticed

    JimmyLegs50 Report

    NOAH KAMRATH
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just hear her yelling "SHUCK YOU! YOU LITTLE.."

    RE Gullion
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may have the answer to your "What?" I alphabetize my spices, and this chap took great pains to mix the order and turn the labels on many of the spices, some so they could not be read. Oh, yeah! I would, of course, retaliate by using the spices he placed in the wrong places, instead of the ones that I would have used. Bon Appétit! So, unless he wanted to served peculiar dishes or starve, he would have to alphabetize all the spices himself.

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    #90

    Superpower: Ability To Annoy My Wife

    Superpower: Ability To Annoy My Wife

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omgg I would be SOOO pissed off. Hope she wasn't running late to work the next morning

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took hours but it was worth it, right?

    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please explain. I don’t understand what it means

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    #91

    Waiting On My Wife To Find This Work Of Art

    Waiting On My Wife To Find This Work Of Art

    dafuqiziss Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I predict the toilet paper holder will be ripped from the wall and burned

    Cat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have arachnophobia and almost screamed when I saw that

    #92

    Moving In With My Girlfriend, So Picked Up Some His And Her Towels

    Moving In With My Girlfriend, So Picked Up Some His And Her Towels

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    Aélia Potter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will much less funny when she starts using the left one

    Hannah Calbat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took a minute and now ik what it means

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to get a washcloth with "Taint" written on it

    #93

    When You Prank Your Boyfriend By Replacing His Deodorant Stick With Cream Cheese

    When You Prank Your Boyfriend By Replacing His Deodorant Stick With Cream Cheese

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    PattonPawter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a huge sanders sides fan so I couldn’t resist: Virgil does the deodorant-to-cream cheese prank on Remus and watches his reaction. Plz don’t downvote this, just look up sanders sides if you don’t know what it is.

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    #94

    Tricking My Boyfriend Into Thinking I Bought Him Dish Towels

    Tricking My Boyfriend Into Thinking I Bought Him Dish Towels

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    YsaPur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a nice kind of surprise

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like those things parents do in reverse.

    paris liau
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay that's just the best present ever holy c**p

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    #95

    My Apple Watch From Last Christmas Was Stolen, My Boyfriend Got Me A Replacement This Year That Doesn't Have That Risk

    My Apple Watch From Last Christmas Was Stolen, My Boyfriend Got Me A Replacement This Year That Doesn't Have That Risk

    aGirlHasNo_username Report

    #96

    My Wife Was Not Impressed With Her Birthday Gift

    My Wife Was Not Impressed With Her Birthday Gift

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    The Cube Cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she doesn't want it I'll take it

    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did that get bought? Disney store only carries child sizes! I need one of these!

    #97

    My Wife Asked Me If I Wanted Half Her Twix. She Thinks This Is A Game

    My Wife Asked Me If I Wanted Half Her Twix. She Thinks This Is A Game

    Actuarial Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i prefer the cookies, so i'd be happy

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Up vote for the title of this one.

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    #98

    My Girlfriend Told Me She Likes Six Pack Abs. I Just Got Sexier In 5 Minutes

    My Girlfriend Told Me She Likes Six Pack Abs. I Just Got Sexier In 5 Minutes

    PdoXSC Report

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    #99

    My Husband Said He Found My Name On A Snickers Bar. I Actually Got Excited For A Minute Before I Saw This

    My Husband Said He Found My Name On A Snickers Bar. I Actually Got Excited For A Minute Before I Saw This

    RaniaPhotograph Report

    #100

    Wife Left A Note Saying She Left Some French Toast In The Pan For Me. Was Disappointed

    Wife Left A Note Saying She Left Some French Toast In The Pan For Me. Was Disappointed

    priceky Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the same couple from the pasta?

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stille20 - I enjoy your sense of humor... I hope to see more of you here at BP

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    #101

    I Was Grumpy When I Came Home From Work So I Asked My Husband For Space. He Handed Me This

    I Was Grumpy When I Came Home From Work So I Asked My Husband For Space. He Handed Me This

    mirventures Report

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you stay mad after this? :)

    Julia NotMyLastname
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should of given you a space bar or a picture of a galaxy or something. If you're gonna do it, go all the way

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wpuld have taken it a step further and given her a jigsaw puzzle of the solar system.

    NOAH KAMRATH
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should have given her a space bar

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    #102

    When The Automatic Seat Moves Into My Wife's Driving Position

    When The Automatic Seat Moves Into My Wife's Driving Position

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    kotlety
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... and what if she adjusts the seat while driving? Not cool, it's a good way to get her into accident.

    Meat And-Greet
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He said the seat is automatic and has a driving position, that means it adjusts into place when she turns on the car

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    #103

    Warning! If You Plan Sexy Times With Your Wife, Don't Drink Too Much And Fall Asleep, Or You May Wake Up To This

    Warning! If You Plan Sexy Times With Your Wife, Don't Drink Too Much And Fall Asleep, Or You May Wake Up To This

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    Julia NotMyLastname
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats wrong with some totally glam nails?

    Nancy Arnold
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should of added a bit of glitter!

    #104

    I Asked My Girlfriend If She Ate All The Oreos I Bought 3 Days Ago. She Said "No"

    I Asked My Girlfriend If She Ate All The Oreos I Bought 3 Days Ago. She Said "No"

    reddit.com Report

    #105

    I May Have Scared The Crap Out Of My Boyfriend When He Came Home Last Night

    I May Have Scared The Crap Out Of My Boyfriend When He Came Home Last Night

    Phoenix4 Report

    Hannah Calbat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me how to do that so I can scare my ex!!

    Kat Blak
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's actually really cool

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    #106

    My Girlfriend Thinks That She's Funny

    My Girlfriend Thinks That She's Funny

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    paris liau
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT THE F**K DID SHE JUST DISASSEMBLE?!

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    #107

    I Set A Trap For My Girlfriend In My Sock Drawer On Laundry Day, She Fell For It

    I Set A Trap For My Girlfriend In My Sock Drawer On Laundry Day, She Fell For It

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    Emre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This deserves a though payback when he proposes for real

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guesses on how long he survived after this incident? My guess it not for long

    Glenys Stone
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And are you washing your own socks now???

    #108

    My Wife Wanted Eggs This Morning. I'm A Good Husband, Right?

    My Wife Wanted Eggs This Morning. I'm A Good Husband, Right?

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    #110

    Told My Wife I'd Make An Asian Dinner. She's Korean, And Was Not Amused

    Told My Wife I'd Make An Asian Dinner. She's Korean, And Was Not Amused

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Not funny enough to warrant a race joke. If you're going to make a potentially offensive joke to your spouse about their ethnicity, it has to be hilarious.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, lighten up. This is hardly racist. I'm anti-racist but some people will make mountains out of mole hills too easily.

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    #111

    My Wife Bought Me Monogram Pajamas

    My Wife Bought Me Monogram Pajamas

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    #112

    I Present To You "What The Hell Is That Under Our Tree?" Gift. It's Gonna Drive My Wife Crazy

    I Present To You "What The Hell Is That Under Our Tree?" Gift. It's Gonna Drive My Wife Crazy

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    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it? Tell me already! I'm not going to wait any longer! IVE DONE MY WAITING!!!!!!! 12 YEARS OF IT!!!!!!! IN AZKABAN!!!!!!!

    Lord Beerus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for the Harry Potter reference :D

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    Graham Kavanagh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of one of the sculptures from Bettlejuice... you know the one... :P

    Fandoms Rise
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?

    kichigai
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A putt-putt hole & flag???

    Kalikima
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly a speed bag? Or 3 things attached by empty paper? Hmmm...

    Viktoria Vida
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you are driving US crazy, tell us the truth!!

    Naomi J
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A very strange way to hold a fishing rod??

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    #113

    My Husband Gave Me An Early Valentine Gift

    My Husband Gave Me An Early Valentine Gift

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    #114

    I Hate My Boyfriend. I Pissed Myself Four Times. So Far

    I Hate My Boyfriend. I Pissed Myself Four Times. So Far

    dawnkyung Report

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHHHH! CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWNNNNNNNS!!

    Pheonix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last one would scare the c**p out of me

    Jynna Beagles
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate clowns that window one is creepy

    The Cube Cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family did this when I was a kid except we used an action figure

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    #115

    I Get Home And My Boyfriend Asks Me To Close The Laundry Room. I Reach For The Handle To Close It And My Hand Toutches This Creepy Hand

    I Get Home And My Boyfriend Asks Me To Close The Laundry Room. I Reach For The Handle To Close It And My Hand Toutches This Creepy Hand

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    #116

    My Wife Hates It When I Leave The Baby Book Under The Crib

    My Wife Hates It When I Leave The Baby Book Under The Crib

    I_never_block Report

    #117

    My Girlfriend And I Were Waiting For Each Other To Buy New Toothpaste. I Thought I Had Won And Came Home To This

    My Girlfriend And I Were Waiting For Each Other To Buy New Toothpaste. I Thought I Had Won And Came Home To This

    ronswansoneatssteak Report

    Julia NotMyLastname
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people should actually do it, saves a lot of toothpaste that way

    Raven Collins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a damn 1$! Go buy the tube you cheapskates.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear.. you might be next level unhealthy.

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    #118

    How My Girlfriend Booty Calls Me

    How My Girlfriend Booty Calls Me

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    #119

    My Boyfriend Promised Me A Fancy Dinner For Our Date

    My Boyfriend Promised Me A Fancy Dinner For Our Date

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    #120

    Boyfriend Goes To New Zealand, This Is What He Buys Me

    Boyfriend Goes To New Zealand, This Is What He Buys Me

    kbourd Report

    Amanda Codlin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in New Zealand, it's standard to wear these in winter under your clothes, it can get down to -40c. You need any warmth you can get

    #121

    This Is What My Boyfriend Did To Prevent Me From Snooping Before He Proposed

    This Is What My Boyfriend Did To Prevent Me From Snooping Before He Proposed

    marypoppinacap Report

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    #122

    Girlfriend Didn't Appreciate Me Making Her Nativity Scene... Just A Little Evil

    Girlfriend Didn't Appreciate Me Making Her Nativity Scene... Just A Little Evil

    AlamosBasement Report

    Nitro Codes
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "whats the jo AAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!" -me

    Angie Chiyoko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look behind the wise men. You can see Dr.Evil

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    #123

    Tried To Prank My Girlfriend

    Tried To Prank My Girlfriend

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    #124

    Boyfriend Is Not Amused

    Boyfriend Is Not Amused

    capucineguil Report

    Hannah Calbat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's trying to not laugh

    Angie Chiyoko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so am gunna do this to my boyfriend now......

    #125

    Asked My Husband To Do A Lattice Over The Apple Pie I'm Making. This Is What He Came Back With

    Asked My Husband To Do A Lattice Over The Apple Pie I'm Making. This Is What He Came Back With

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    #126

    My Friend Asked Her Husband To Wrap At Least One Shirt, This Is What She Got

    My Friend Asked Her Husband To Wrap At Least One Shirt, This Is What She Got

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    #127

    I Asked My Boyfriend For A Nice Box To Put My Rocks In, A Rock Box. He Made Me This

    I Asked My Boyfriend For A Nice Box To Put My Rocks In, A Rock Box. He Made Me This

    Tessa_Thom Report

    #128

    Wife Asked Me To Pick Up Tampons For Her, This Could Be My Last Post

    Wife Asked Me To Pick Up Tampons For Her, This Could Be My Last Post

    TokesNoMo Report

    #129

    Girlfriend Posted This Paul Roberts Painting As Her Fb Banner. Copied It To Be Funny. Broke Up That Night. I Am Not Funny

    Girlfriend Posted This Paul Roberts Painting As Her Fb Banner. Copied It To Be Funny. Broke Up That Night. I Am Not Funny

    ridethebarfpony Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Broke up? That seems a bit extreme. It's not like your bit the bottom of her ice cream cone.

    Viktoria Vida
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That ice-cream cone really disturbed you :-D

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're better off without her if she can't take that. At least you found out her true colours before it was too late.

    adoracat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gods, I'd be laughing my a*s off if TheEngineer did this! ...of course it'd be more like a gorilla smoking in his case. ;)

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She broke up with you for that? You're better off without her.

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this break up material? Dude she was on the out anyway

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evidently she has NO humor. You wouldn't want that in the long run~

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    #130

    My Wife Called Me Into The Bathroom Claiming That The Sink Was Clogged. She Was Right

    My Wife Called Me Into The Bathroom Claiming That The Sink Was Clogged. She Was Right

    Brither_Dom Report

    Abigail Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clogs, and I think they're generally Dutch, but yes made from wood. :D

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    #131

    My Wife Thinks She Can Hide Donuts From Me

    My Wife Thinks She Can Hide Donuts From Me

    hidekipooj Report

    #132

    This Is What Happens When You Ask Your Boyfriend To Help Clean A House

    This Is What Happens When You Ask Your Boyfriend To Help Clean A House

    Dishwallah Report

    #133

    My Boyfriend Got Me This Thoughtful Gift When I Passed My Driving Test

    My Boyfriend Got Me This Thoughtful Gift When I Passed My Driving Test

    xoombini Report

    Spelling checker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God dammit, it needs an apostrophe!

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    #134

    Played A Little Prank On The Wife. She Says I Have A Juvenile Sense Of Humour

    Played A Little Prank On The Wife. She Says I Have A Juvenile Sense Of Humour

    brazilliandanny Report

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    #135

    He'll Never Know!

    He'll Never Know!

    ashlee_jewell Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run buddy! Your girl friend is crazy.

    Laura Sturm
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how the sun screen is called "No-Ad" yet there's an Ad on his back

    Bingyu Hu
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Hey, talking to the boyfriend/husband. If you wake up, go to the mirror and turn your back to it. Take another mirror and raise it above your head. You should be able to see that note on your back. Last thing to do: Have someone wipe the "love" off and change it to hate. Or wipe off the whole thing and have someone write, "I wish Ashlee was dead." Or (trust me this is the last or), just clean yourself and kill your wife/girlfriend.

    Angie Chiyoko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, that's kinda intense there buddy. Personally, if my SO did this to me, I'd be kinda mad at first, but I would jump to murder. Or hatred for them. She's just trying to do it to be funny, or just to show people he's taken. It's not like it's a huge deal.

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    #136

    Husband Asked What I Was Eating And I Told Him Raw Calf Liver Is Really Healthy - He Almost Wretched Into The Sink

    Husband Asked What I Was Eating And I Told Him Raw Calf Liver Is Really Healthy - He Almost Wretched Into The Sink

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    paris liau
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah it looks like beets to me

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    #137

    It's A Tough Neighborhood Around Here. Just Kidding My Husband Pranked My Car

    It's A Tough Neighborhood Around Here. Just Kidding My Husband Pranked My Car

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    #138

    Asked My Girlfriend To Make Me A Sandwich

    Asked My Girlfriend To Make Me A Sandwich

    Landosaurusrex97 Report

    Lisa Lilla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Miracle Whip!? She really is a sadist…

    Angie Chiyoko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Sorry, I fell asleep waiting for you to make me a sandwich"

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    #139

    Yeah, My Girlfriend Was Not Too Thrilled About This Prank

    Yeah, My Girlfriend Was Not Too Thrilled About This Prank

    Sentriculus Report

    #140

    Pranked My Boyfriend

    Pranked My Boyfriend

    25_elise Report

    #141

    Not Really Into Valentines Day, But My Boyfriend Played It Well This Year

    Not Really Into Valentines Day, But My Boyfriend Played It Well This Year

    katiepeel Report

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    #142

    My Girlfriend Told Me The Water Wasn't Going Down In The Shower. So I Went To Investigate. This Is What I Found

    My Girlfriend Told Me The Water Wasn't Going Down In The Shower. So I Went To Investigate. This Is What I Found

    MrRipper Report

    Julia NotMyLastname
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    I wonder why.... as in sarcastically HMM MAYBE THE WATER WASNT GOING DOWN BECAUSE THE DRAINS BLOCKED and also, why js that in the shower at all?

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    #143

    I Couldn't Find My Remote This Morning

    I Couldn't Find My Remote This Morning

    88pieces Report

    Fandoms Rise
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to do that to my dad but he'd probably kill me. He actually looks for stuff for about 5 seconds before he starts ranting, yelling and throwing a fit.

    #144

    So I Made My Girlfriend A Sandwich

    So I Made My Girlfriend A Sandwich

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you put mayo in there?

    Diana Lazar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's his sandwich :)))

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or doe that just look very, very wrong? LMFAO!

    paris liau
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank u for putting that image in my head. i am now dead on the inside :(

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe my local sub shop calls this one the **Georgia O'**

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    #145

    My Wife Concocted Quite The April Fool's Day Prank. What A Beautiful Thing To Wake Up To

    My Wife Concocted Quite The April Fool's Day Prank. What A Beautiful Thing To Wake Up To

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    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that to my mom by installing an extension on her computer that replaced every photo on the internet with Ol' St. Nick himself.

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    #146

    My Wife Asked For A Unique Gift

    My Wife Asked For A Unique Gift

    cultoffury Report

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Millions of bubbles to pop... that's so kind

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WANT THAT GIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Kat Blak
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now you can have the time of your lives jumping on it together

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    #147

    My Co-Workers Clever iPad Wrapping. His Wife Will Be Severely Trolled

    My Co-Workers Clever iPad Wrapping. His Wife Will Be Severely Trolled

    moosequest Report

    #148

    Left A Surprise In The Bathroom For My Girlfriend

    Left A Surprise In The Bathroom For My Girlfriend

    longhairdontcare52 Report

    #149

    My Girlfriend's Dad Gave This To His Wife

    My Girlfriend's Dad Gave This To His Wife

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    #150

    So My Boyfriend Likes To Play Games

    So My Boyfriend Likes To Play Games

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    #151

    Pranked My Boyfriend For First Valentines Together

    Pranked My Boyfriend For First Valentines Together

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    Julia NotMyLastname
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, if Valentines day could just be another April fools day with chocolate, I'd be down with that

    #152

    I Asked My Girlfriend For Pencils With My Name On Them

    I Asked My Girlfriend For Pencils With My Name On Them

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    #153

    More Another Prank Pulled Off On My Wife

    More Another Prank Pulled Off On My Wife

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    #154

    My Wife Thinks She's Funny

    My Wife Thinks She's Funny

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    #155

    My Girlfriend Asked Me To Make Her Lunch

    My Girlfriend Asked Me To Make Her Lunch

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    PattonPawter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m only posting this so the stupid Karen’s comment about chef boyardee isn’t top comment.

    Kjorn
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    8 years ago

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    yuk! can't eat chef boyardee anymore... don't know how i can eat that as a kid

    #156

    Told My Boyfriend To Send Me Something Sexy

    Told My Boyfriend To Send Me Something Sexy

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    #157

    My Boyfriend Can Be A Real Sh*thead

    My Boyfriend Can Be A Real Sh*thead

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    Julia NotMyLastname
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think about it, he probably used more effort getting the marker than if he just got a new roll

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    #158

    Sinster Prank For My OCD Girlfriend

    Sinster Prank For My OCD Girlfriend

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    hiya
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is hallarious i did that once got grownded by my mum and no more ipad. you should have put water in the cups and put them upsidedown

    Catrovert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God this is my nightmare

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    #159

    When You Come Home From Work To Find Your Toothbrush In Jello With A Loving Note From Your Husband On Top

    When You Come Home From Work To Find Your Toothbrush In Jello With A Loving Note From Your Husband On Top

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    Max Pirozkov
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well look on the bright side, at least you'll be able to brush your teeth as soon as you finish the jello, although I do hope that that is the tasty kind that's a blast to eat.

    UDERSERVELOVE!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought it was bacon grease...

    hiya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey atleast it tastes yummy but only if it was red...

    #160

    I Am A Terrible Girlfriend

    I Am A Terrible Girlfriend

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    Stijn Vlasselaer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you put the mayo in the tooth past tube or tooth paste in the mayo bottle? Can't choose which i would hate more.

    hiya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #161

    My Girlfriend: The Smartass

    My Girlfriend: The Smartass

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    #162

    My Girlfriend Made Me Go To Wine & Design. So I Painted A Dick In The Sky

    My Girlfriend Made Me Go To Wine & Design. So I Painted A Dick In The Sky

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    #163

    This Is Pure Evil

    This Is Pure Evil

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    #164

    Husband Needed The Keys Left In The Car When I Dropped It Off

    Husband Needed The Keys Left In The Car When I Dropped It Off

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    #165

    More My Boyfriend Thinks He Is So Funny, Putting Beans In My Fave Muffins

    More My Boyfriend Thinks He Is So Funny, Putting Beans In My Fave Muffins

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    #166

    My Husband Gave Me A "Sexy" Bath Bomb For Valentines Day. Hearing Him Giggle About Ecto-Cooler Was Worth My Slightly Green Stained Skin

    My Husband Gave Me A "Sexy" Bath Bomb For Valentines Day. Hearing Him Giggle About Ecto-Cooler Was Worth My Slightly Green Stained Skin

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    #167

    She Said '...add One Egg.'

    She Said '...add One Egg.'

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    #168

    My Husband Thinks He's Funny. He Put That There Over My Sitting Area And I Didn't Know. Scared Me

    My Husband Thinks He's Funny. He Put That There Over My Sitting Area And I Didn't Know. Scared Me

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    RYLEIGH SHINA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear I almost had a mini heart attack.

    #169

    My Wife Thinks She's Clever

    My Wife Thinks She's Clever

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    #170

    The Cockroach Prank

    The Cockroach Prank

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    Ben Dugas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this. The guy found out she was cheating on him so he gave her this gift and locked the car door.

    YsaPur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, that makes a bit more sense, but I still think it's sadistic. I don't believe in revenge anyway.

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    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm correct: This is a video of someone who cheated on her boyfriend and kept it a secret from him. He said that she had to open it after he left the car, while secretly also locking it when he got out. This was his revenge.

    Smoofy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god thats just terrifying I'd probably just pass out out of fear.

    Bird Mom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should not have thrown it

    YsaPur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she broke up with the sadistic bastard

    Merree Mason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels less of a prank, and more psychological torture.

    IcarusOfTheSkywings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put in fake cockroaches and an audio player that makes a buzzing sound when opened.

    HannyRo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't she just put the lid back on??

    Dynamic duck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She made it so much worse she should have closed the box slowly 😭

    Carrin Mahmood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't all cars open from the inside by just pulling the handle? How was locking the door an addition to the prank?

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    #171

    I Asked My Boyfriend To Cut Me A Slice Of Melon

    I Asked My Boyfriend To Cut Me A Slice Of Melon

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    Jack Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. Can someone please explain?

    Isaac Nemo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think OP was expecting something more like a wedge. Think of the watermelon emoji, instead of a slice of lemon?

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    #172

    My Boyfriend Asked Me What I Wanted For Christmas. I Asked For A Tennis Bracelet... Not A Tennis Ball Bracelet

    My Boyfriend Asked Me What I Wanted For Christmas. I Asked For A Tennis Bracelet... Not A Tennis Ball Bracelet

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