38 Hilarious Pie Charts That Are Absolutely True

I've been ignoring the same 27 updates need approval message for a year now... I'm waiting for someone from google to knock on my door and slap me

My phone keeps the notification on even after I've checked messages. Eventually it goes away, but not before I check again, just to make sure. I think it's my phone's way of saying "FU."

Of course! What else?

Yep

yes yes

...and Christina Aguilera? :)

But wheres Christina Aguilera?

And my dad

3... and me:)))))

Christina Aguiliera instead of mom

A woman once walked up to me and said something as I exited a bathroom and I cordially answered, "oh yea?" in a sort of agreeable tone, but I hadn't actually heard what she said. I thought she was commenting on some artwork as we were attending a show in our gallery. She gave me a dirty look and walked away. I later found she had complimented my singing (which I thought nobody could hear) and she then thought I was being pompous. She never spoke to me again.

My grandmother's go to response is mm-hmm it's been mm-hmm o'clock many times I've asked the time

Me. I do all of them. In that order. What the f**k.

Every option EXCEPT green with me, I’m like one of the 8 total people in the world who does (sorry!)

So true

and also cosmetics ads

Advertisements 95%

F*****g hypocrites.

and recipes for random things that really don't help you in losing twenty pounds in four weeks

even both in the same magazine.

did anyone else read his name with his voice in mind?

James Earl Jones definitely deserves a slice of the Pie!!

Wow, according to this chart millions of people called Morgan Freeman live on thiss planet...

So true

Idris Elba as well!

At least blue and yellow makes green

Hahaha it took me a while to get it :))

i don't know if should be sad or not,

Haha

Exactly!

I sing Happy Birthday to myself along with the rest of people.

My birthday coming next week ... I'm super terrified of going to work, got some present from my colleagues and all the unwanted attention :D oh my

just look at the cake and think about how you will eat it later

Depends, if you're in Frankie and Benny's you're probably using your phone to shine a light on your food so you can actually see to eat!

Particularly if it's out in public, like a restaurant!

Good thing is that pie charts have as little to do with math as baking receipts.

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I learned today that someone tried to make pi 3.2. As a math person, this triggers me.

Ugh

My opinion