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It doesn't really matter whether you believe in God or evolution, or any other kind of theory about life on Earth, it's always interesting to imagine how the conception of animals has happened. If we would think that God created them, how did it all look? He must've had some reference points because conceptualizing millions of different animals is sure hard work.

Let us picture the scenario. You're God creating animals. You've just conceived the world, and now you want some animals. So you start adding legs to bodies and heads to necks and tails to butts, but everything looks so...normal. So you decide to get creative. You make a bird talk, and you call it a parrot. You stick spikes on a rat and call it a hedgehog (literally a boar with a fence, ever thought about it?). And you throw a bunch of random stuff together and call it a duck-billed platypus, to add some funny animals in the mix. And slowly but surely, the animal kingdom was born.

That's one hypothesis anyway, but take a look at these funny animal memes compiled by Bored Panda for more possible theories about the dawn of animal kind. Sorry, Darwin, your animal evolution theory is no good for cute animal memes...

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How Spiders Were Created

How Spiders Were Created

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How Snakes Were Created

How Snakes Were Created

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How Alligators Were Created

How Alligators Were Created

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How Jellyfish Were Created

How Jellyfish Were Created

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Tiffany Leathers
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God: "Right, just run with me here... I'm thinking mop head shaped jelly that can shape shift somewhat. Ooh and make it swim! Ooh and make it super dangerous! You know, like, if it gets annoyed it can toxic tickle you. Ooh, that's a good'un!" Angels: *facepalm*

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How Parrots Were Created

How Parrots Were Created

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How Octopuses Were Created

How Octopuses Were Created

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Pi...
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems like God likes the number "8". He used them for spiders too!

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How Bats Were Created

How Bats Were Created

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Lauren Pilkington
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bats are little puppies with wings who, due to evolution, have no need to know where up and down are

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How Hippos Were Created

How Hippos Were Created

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Liz Miller
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Africa they say hippo's always stay in the water and are so dangerous because they are mad at god for making them so ugly

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How Hyenas Were Created

How Hyenas Were Created

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How Spiders Were Created

How Spiders Were Created

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How Chimpanzees Were Created

How Chimpanzees Were Created

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Jeanne Deaux
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's stupid because gorilla are at least as smart as chimps and they have the strength in bonus. In fact gorillas are the chimps 2.0.

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How Chihuahuas Were Created

How Chihuahuas Were Created

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How Cats Were Created

How Cats Were Created

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How Tigers Were Created

How Tigers Were Created

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How Dogs Were Created

How Dogs Were Created

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Joseph Roberts
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jesus: Are you sure? God: Like if you gave a sausage a tail and legs.

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How Ducks Were Created

How Ducks Were Created

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How Foxes Were Created

How Foxes Were Created

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Joseph Roberts
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Angel: Can they also be pets? God: No, make them act like graceful hunter raccoons.

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How Bugs Were Created

How Bugs Were Created

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lǝɔɹɐɯ lınʞ
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

[God creating ticks] like a tiny winebag with a screw. throw the dop away..

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How Kangaroos Were Created

How Kangaroos Were Created

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PomeranianHugger
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

[God creating the Guinea Pig] So like what if I took a giant pile of fluff, gave it a head, shoved a teeny donut at the bottom of its head and made it squeak like a pig!

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How Zebras Were Created

How Zebras Were Created

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How Penguins Were Created

How Penguins Were Created

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How Frogs Were Created

How Frogs Were Created

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How Owls Were Created

How Owls Were Created

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InnocentLookingMurder
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

[God creating a cow] God : It's black and white Angle: Ok cool something different God: And it has a pink noodle on it's stomche Angle: ... God: And it makes food out of them Angle: Wtf God : call it a cow

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How Cats Were Created

How Cats Were Created

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How Turtles Were Created

How Turtles Were Created

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Jane Tennant
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Making humans. God: This one's gone a bit wrong. I didn t bargain for a sparsely haired ape who'd try to outdo me

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