13+ Hilarious Explanations How God Created Animals
Picture the scenario. You're God. You've just created the world and now you want some animals. So you start adding legs to bodies and heads to necks and tails to butts, but everything looks so...normal. So you decide to get creative. You make a bird talk and you call it a parrot. You stick spikes on a rat and call it a hedgehog. And you throw a bunch of random stuff together and call it a duck-billed platypus. And slowly but surely, the animal kingdom was born.
That's one hypothesis anyway, but take a look at these funny tweets compiled by Bored Panda for more possible theories about the dawn of animalkind. Sorry Darwin...
#9
Maybe it wouldn't be angry if the dryer hadn't eaten it's other half
#11
God: "Right, just run with me here... I'm thinking mop head shaped jelly that can shape shift somewhat. Ooh and make it swim! Ooh and make it super dangerous! You know, like, if it gets annoyed it can toxic tickle you. Ooh, that's a good'un!" Angels: *facepalm*
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What do you think ?
{god creating humans} what do we have left to work with? uhhh chimps and a virus. mix that up!
The cover photo was misleading. I thought there would be a lot of fun graphics, instead of just tweets.:-/
Or cuteness!
Lol God...
{god creating humans} what do we have left to work with? uhhh chimps and a virus. mix that up!
The cover photo was misleading. I thought there would be a lot of fun graphics, instead of just tweets.:-/
Or cuteness!
Lol God...