It doesn't really matter whether you believe in God or evolution, or any other kind of theory about life on Earth, it's always interesting to imagine how the conception of animals has happened. If we would think that God created them, how did it all look? He must've had some reference points because conceptualizing millions of different animals is sure hard work.

Let us picture the scenario. You're God creating animals. You've just conceived the world, and now you want some animals. So you start adding legs to bodies and heads to necks and tails to butts, but everything looks so...normal. So you decide to get creative. You make a bird talk, and you call it a parrot. You stick spikes on a rat and call it a hedgehog (literally a boar with a fence, ever thought about it?). And you throw a bunch of random stuff together and call it a duck-billed platypus, to add some funny animals in the mix. And slowly but surely, the animal kingdom was born.

That's one hypothesis anyway, but take a look at these funny animal memes compiled by Bored Panda for more possible theories about the dawn of animal kind. Sorry, Darwin, your animal evolution theory is no good for cute animal memes...

#1

How Spiders Were Created

How Spiders Were Created

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Awkward dog
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha, God had a little fun with this one didn't he?XD

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#3

How Mosquitoes Were Created

How Mosquitoes Were Created

Elizasoul80 Report

#4

How Bees Were Created

How Bees Were Created

themiltron Report

Goldman
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn't we all choose an animal like that

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#5

How Praying Mantises Were Created

How Praying Mantises Were Created

Bownuggets Report

#6

How Dogs Were Created

How Dogs Were Created

PATAGUCCl Report

#7

How Pandas Were Created

How Pandas Were Created

tricycle_champ Report

#8

How Turkeys Were Created

How Turkeys Were Created

EndhooS Report

#9

How Snakes Were Created

How Snakes Were Created

themiltron Report

Jennifer Morrison
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe it wouldn't be angry if the dryer hadn't eaten it's other half

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#10

How Alligators Were Created

How Alligators Were Created

LikeAlwaysWrong Report

#11

How Jellyfish Were Created

How Jellyfish Were Created

themiltron Report

Tiffany Leathers
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God: "Right, just run with me here... I'm thinking mop head shaped jelly that can shape shift somewhat. Ooh and make it swim! Ooh and make it super dangerous! You know, like, if it gets annoyed it can toxic tickle you. Ooh, that's a good'un!" Angels: *facepalm*

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#12

How Seahorses Were Created

How Seahorses Were Created

INDlAN_ Report

#13

How Parrots Were Created

How Parrots Were Created

TheDreamGhoul Report

PomeranianHugger
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read this and I laughed so hard I spit out my drink

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#14

How Octopuses Were Created

How Octopuses Were Created

huntigula Report

Pi...
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems like God likes the number "8". He used them for spiders too!

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#16

How Bats Were Created

How Bats Were Created

tricycle_champ Report

Lauren Pilkington
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bats are little puppies with wings who, due to evolution, have no need to know where up and down are

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#18

How Hippos Were Created

How Hippos Were Created

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Liz Miller
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Africa they say hippo's always stay in the water and are so dangerous because they are mad at god for making them so ugly

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#19

How Hyenas Were Created

How Hyenas Were Created

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Lorraine
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So ... does this mean Fran Drescher existed before hyenas? lol

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#21

How Cats Were Created

How Cats Were Created

emerylord Report

#22

How Racoons Were Created

How Racoons Were Created

duplicitron Report

#23

How Snakes Were Created

How Snakes Were Created

KeetPotato Report

#24

How Spiders Were Created

How Spiders Were Created

imskytrash Report

#25

How Horses Were Created

How Horses Were Created

DanMentos Report

#26

How Turtles Were Created

How Turtles Were Created

Chumpstring Report

#27

How Pigeons Were Created

How Pigeons Were Created

Cpin42 Report

#28

How Chimpanzees Were Created

How Chimpanzees Were Created

tricycle_champ Report

Jeanne Deaux
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's stupid because gorilla are at least as smart as chimps and they have the strength in bonus. In fact gorillas are the chimps 2.0.

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#29

How Chihuahuas Were Created

How Chihuahuas Were Created

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StrangerOfTheDark
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chihuahuas aren't that bad. It's the Mexican Shorthairs that are the wall-eyed rat

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#30

How Moles Were Created

How Moles Were Created

trojansauce Report

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#31

How Cats Were Created

How Cats Were Created

KalvinMacleod Report

#32

How Emus Were Created

How Emus Were Created

JhonRules Report

#33

How Sharks Were Created

How Sharks Were Created

SamGrittner Report

#34

How Tigers Were Created

How Tigers Were Created

themiltron Report

Pi...
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bwaaahaha! *wipes tears streaming down from face* Hy-larious!

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#35

How Dogs Were Created

How Dogs Were Created

egg_dog Report

Joseph Roberts
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jesus: Are you sure? God: Like if you gave a sausage a tail and legs.

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#36

How Ducks Were Created

How Ducks Were Created

audipenny Report

kurisuchina rorude
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scraping the bottom of the idea barrel? Lol.

#37

How Whales Were Created

How Whales Were Created

Fred_Delicious Report

#38

How Foxes Were Created

How Foxes Were Created

Chumpstring Report

Joseph Roberts
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Angel: Can they also be pets? God: No, make them act like graceful hunter raccoons.

#39

How Bugs Were Created

How Bugs Were Created

InternetHippo Report

lǝɔɹɐɯ lınʞ
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

[God creating ticks] like a tiny winebag with a screw. throw the dop away..

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#40

How Kangaroos Were Created

How Kangaroos Were Created

SortaBad Report

PomeranianHugger
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

[God creating the Guinea Pig] So like what if I took a giant pile of fluff, gave it a head, shoved a teeny donut at the bottom of its head and made it squeak like a pig!

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#41

How Zebras Were Created

How Zebras Were Created

EndhooS Report

Joseph Roberts
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gods wife: It’s beautiful honey, I love you so much. God: I love you too.

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#42

How Jellyfish Were Created

How Jellyfish Were Created

thetits Report

#43

How Dogs Were Created

How Dogs Were Created

themiltron Report

#44

How Penguins Were Created

How Penguins Were Created

Dis0beyJay Report

Joseph Roberts
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God: It also looks like it’s wearing a tux.

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#46

How Frogs Were Created

How Frogs Were Created

maurex23 Report

#47

How Owls Were Created

How Owls Were Created

Chumpstring Report

InnocentLookingMurder
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

[God creating a cow] God : It's black and white Angle: Ok cool something different God: And it has a pink noodle on it's stomche Angle: ... God: And it makes food out of them Angle: Wtf God : call it a cow

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#48

How Cats Were Created

How Cats Were Created

themiltron Report

#50

How Turtles Were Created

How Turtles Were Created

Cpin42 Report

Jane Tennant
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Making humans. God: This one's gone a bit wrong. I didn t bargain for a sparsely haired ape who'd try to outdo me

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