It doesn't really matter whether you believe in God or evolution, or any other kind of theory about life on Earth, it's always interesting to imagine how the conception of animals has happened. If we would think that God created them, how did it all look? He must've had some reference points because conceptualizing millions of different animals is sure hard work.

Let us picture the scenario. You're God creating animals. You've just conceived the world, and now you want some animals. So you start adding legs to bodies and heads to necks and tails to butts, but everything looks so...normal. So you decide to get creative. You make a bird talk, and you call it a parrot. You stick spikes on a rat and call it a hedgehog (literally a boar with a fence, ever thought about it?). And you throw a bunch of random stuff together and call it a duck-billed platypus, to add some funny animals in the mix. And slowly but surely, the animal kingdom was born.

That's one hypothesis anyway, but take a look at these funny animal memes compiled by Bored Panda for more possible theories about the dawn of animal kind. Sorry, Darwin, your animal evolution theory is no good for cute animal memes...

#1

How Animals Were Created

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Awkward dog
Community Member
4 years ago

Haha, God had a little fun with this one didn't he?XD

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#2

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Qyntel Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol

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#3

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Rism
Community Member
4 years ago

HAHAHAHA

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#4

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Goldman
Community Member
4 years ago

Wouldn't we all choose an animal like that

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#5

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Lauren Jones
Community Member
4 years ago

This is one of my favourites

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#6

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Antonia
Community Member
4 years ago

That one really makes me sad..

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#7

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The Nerdi Yoshi
Community Member
4 years ago

I never thought of pandas like that...

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#8

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Shauday Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

Ha! Animal Technician... i need this job.

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#9

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Jennifer Morrison
Community Member
4 years ago

Maybe it wouldn't be angry if the dryer hadn't eaten it's other half

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#10

How Animals Were Created

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Amra Chamberlain
Community Member
4 years ago

oh my Gosh I can't breath hahahahahha

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#11

How Animals Were Created

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Tiffany Leathers
Community Member
3 years ago

God: "Right, just run with me here... I'm thinking mop head shaped jelly that can shape shift somewhat. Ooh and make it swim! Ooh and make it super dangerous! You know, like, if it gets annoyed it can toxic tickle you. Ooh, that's a good'un!" Angels: *facepalm*

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#12

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Shauday Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

Angels be all about the lolz

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#13

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PomeranianHugger
Community Member
3 years ago

I read this and I laughed so hard I spit out my drink

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#14

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Pi...
Community Member
4 years ago

Seems like God likes the number "8". He used them for spiders too!

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#15

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Panpan
Community Member
4 years ago

Platypi*

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#16

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Lauren Pilkington
Community Member
4 years ago

Bats are little puppies with wings who, due to evolution, have no need to know where up and down are

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#17

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PomeranianHugger
Community Member
3 years ago

Lol

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#18

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Liz Miller
Community Member
4 years ago

In Africa they say hippo's always stay in the water and are so dangerous because they are mad at god for making them so ugly

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#19

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Lorraine
Community Member
3 years ago

So ... does this mean Fran Drescher existed before hyenas? lol

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#20

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Tillie Martinussen
Community Member
4 years ago

:'D

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#21

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Elaine
Community Member
4 years ago

No, it's cats.

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#22

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#23

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Holton Webber
Community Member
4 months ago

Angel:Um ok

#24

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Johnny Marietjie Shari Sinden
Community Member
3 years ago

that actually sounds cute not scary

#25

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#26

How Animals Were Created

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Ilovesugar
Community Member
1 year ago

Give it elephant feet that are tiny

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#27

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maryhadalittlelamb
Community Member
4 years ago

so we have lawyer before pigeons?

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#28

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Jeanne Deaux
Community Member
3 years ago

That's stupid because gorilla are at least as smart as chimps and they have the strength in bonus. In fact gorillas are the chimps 2.0.

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#29

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Gypsy Jena
Community Member
4 days ago

More like miniature pitbull😂

#30

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#31

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annabell howell
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh, and add BIGGER KNIVES

#32

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Aishah
Community Member
3 years ago

More o a feather duster

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#33

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Holton Webber
Community Member
4 months ago

angel: um ok?

#34

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Pi...
Community Member
4 years ago

Bwaaahaha! *wipes tears streaming down from face* Hy-larious!

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#35

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Joseph Roberts
Community Member
1 year ago

Jesus: Are you sure? God: Like if you gave a sausage a tail and legs.

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#36

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#37

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Joseph Roberts
Community Member
1 year ago

“Just make a really fat dolphin.”

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#38

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Joseph Roberts
Community Member
1 year ago

Angel: Can they also be pets? God: No, make them act like graceful hunter raccoons.

#39

How Animals Were Created

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lǝɔɹɐɯ lınʞ
Community Member
4 years ago

[God creating ticks] like a tiny winebag with a screw. throw the dop away..

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#40

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PomeranianHugger
Community Member
3 years ago

[God creating the Guinea Pig] So like what if I took a giant pile of fluff, gave it a head, shoved a teeny donut at the bottom of its head and made it squeak like a pig!

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#41

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Joseph Roberts
Community Member
1 year ago

Gods wife: It’s beautiful honey, I love you so much. God: I love you too.

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#42

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Sarah Brancheau-Reigle
Community Member
1 year ago

Brainless, evil, wet bag💁

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#43

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Ilovesugar
Community Member
1 year ago

And barked instead of howled

#44

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Joseph Roberts
Community Member
1 year ago

God: It also looks like it’s wearing a tux.

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#45

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Margaret T
Community Member
3 years ago

lol

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#46

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#47

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InnocentLookingMurder
Community Member
3 years ago

[God creating a cow] God : It's black and white Angle: Ok cool something different God: And it has a pink noodle on it's stomche Angle: ... God: And it makes food out of them Angle: Wtf God : call it a cow

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#49

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Jenna Hudson
Community Member
4 years ago

Do you mean a cat?

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#50

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Jane Tennant
Community Member
4 years ago

Making humans. God: This one's gone a bit wrong. I didn t bargain for a sparsely haired ape who'd try to outdo me

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