Being a mother requires a lot of patience. Just think - all those "redecorated" walls, fusses over random stuff, food all over the ground, basically, kids just leave a mess wherever they go! But hey, it's not so bad when you have a good sense of humor. And it's even better when you bring your sense of humor to Twitter! Well, it's better for us, at least.
Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of the funniest tweets moms have ever written. Take a look and don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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I remember doing that after my nightmares growing up I wanted mom but felt bad for waking her so I just stood there and waited for her to notice me
My grandpa split a candy bar for me and my sis. I wasn't satisfied... I told him to weigh them. lol
If you don't let your kid near some kind of dirt they'll never develop an immune system and they'll always be sick
When my kid caught me eating cake before dinner, I told her " the best part of being an adult is eating dessert first." Fast forward to kid at 19..." All things considered Mom... I'd rather be stuck eating dinner first."
Like I said building an immune system is a good thing he's not sick
My daughter and her friend were having an argument told them to apologise mine does but her friend says says " I tried to say sorry but instead I accidentally said lots of really nasty things I guess my brain just doesn't want me to say sorry"
My mom told me the alligators from gater tails go to a Alligator Farm...I found out where they rlly go tho...Still mad at mom, I'm 11 btw :(
Sounds just like something my 4 year old boy would fall apart over. He seriously wants the universe to operate under different laws of nature. I thought kids liked to discover their world, not criticize it.
I don't think it's possible for a child to be born with full caked on makeup.......and never be seen without it. Lol
I'd cry when I had to flush the toilet cuz I wanted to keep my poop,I'd sob "goodbye poop, I'll miss you!" I had some attachment problems...
I'd write "Nothing to advise on....it's too late. Welcome to being tired the rest of your life"
Me with my two new kittens! I want at least one of them to attach to me..... Our dog is with dad and other cat with mom
someone else made this joke but instead of there kid it was there best friend
My dad says "do as I say, not as I do" lol, he contradicts his own rules 24/7
Hey, this kid did a better job than most dog groomers I've worked with.
My favorite part is seeing if I can be the first one to pick up my kid and leave the parking lot
When I was 3 I could name them all & their facts and stuff,Thx Dino Dan & Dinosaur Train but I couldnt remember to put my dishes in the sink
Mimosa, glass of wine, beer, shot of tequila...does it really matter???
Then there are those ''helpful' people that you do not know who are more than willing to walk up to you on the street and tell you that you are doing it all wrong!
you have the energy to walk on your hands across the kitchen? Impressive!
Oh pulease all that means is that they eat candy they found in the grass
My mom did that once. Except I was eating change that the cashier gave me. I was 4. I was rushed to the emergency room.
My adult daughter says her son's backpack "just threw up on the floor.". And that's where he leaves it.
Used to tantrums. Now I'm just jealous I can't throw one without being taken away.
I feel bad for my mother now... I used to be that kid that occasionally needed to know where this or that artwork me or my sister made was. I would not stop until I had an answer, or until I found back said artwork and placed it back in sight where I thought it belonged;
Kids will watch WAY worse than that, so I wouldn't be too particular when they're young.
I ALWAYS enjoy a good chuckle with the morning java. Thanks Bored Panda!
I ALWAYS enjoy a good chuckle with the morning java. Thanks Bored Panda!