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If a dog tag is a term used in the military to name an identification tag, then our furry four-legged friends, that are wearing one, must be some kind of warriors. The kind that sleeps on the couch all day and slobbers all over your face, mostly. However, even the laziest pooch or tabby can get separated from its owner. Sadly, you cannot call them on the phone (yet) if such is the case.
So the easiest way to ensure that your pet will find its home after running away is a collar tag. Most often a tag has the owners phone number and the animals name written on it, but nobody said, that dog and cat tags had to be boring! They can be a fun way to give your pet a personalized accessory, or a good way to make whoever found your escaped adventurer laugh. A funny dog tag can also be a perfect gift to an animal owner.
Microchips that identify your pet is also a good idea to keep them safe, though they're not nearly as fun as these funny dog collars. Scroll through our list and you will definitely find some funny dog tag ideas!
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Moose has zero woofs. Literally. Many more funny pet ID tags available at www.buybadtags.com
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It says. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you.
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Lucy could care less. View more funny pics on instagram @badtags or www.buybadtags.com :)
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LeopardHorse56 10 years ago
Aww... It's in the wrong post, but the message is too sweet to dislike... PLZ DONT DISLIKE
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Sandi Goodell 7 years ago
While I appreciate levity as much as the next guy, the fact that these tags are listed on "Dogs Deserve Better" is disquieting at best. Many of the tags indicate a suggestion that the animals in question run loose quite a bit, and worse, that the owners and lackadaisical and arrogant about it. So, "I'm not lost, F...off" means that I should have NO sympathy when your pet IS lost, or picked up by the pound and euthanized, or run over by a car, right? No, you will expect sympathy. The only sympathy I have is for the animal, not your stupidity.
Raymond V. Kramer 3 years ago
I enjoy what you guys are usually up to. This sort of clever work and coverage! Keep up the wonderful works guys and checkout 99FAB's Personalized Dog Collars for your dog.
Sandi Goodell 7 years ago
While I appreciate levity as much as the next guy, the fact that these tags are listed on "Dogs Deserve Better" is disquieting at best. Many of the tags indicate a suggestion that the animals in question run loose quite a bit, and worse, that the owners and lackadaisical and arrogant about it. So, "I'm not lost, F...off" means that I should have NO sympathy when your pet IS lost, or picked up by the pound and euthanized, or run over by a car, right? No, you will expect sympathy. The only sympathy I have is for the animal, not your stupidity.
Raymond V. Kramer 3 years ago
I enjoy what you guys are usually up to. This sort of clever work and coverage! Keep up the wonderful works guys and checkout 99FAB's Personalized Dog Collars for your dog.
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