It's no secret that dogs are the most popular pets, surpassed only by cats. Living so closely with our loyal family members makes them a little bit human. So much so, that some of the people like to attribute human traits to them. And, hey, wouldn't it fun to re-imagine our dogs like people?

Every pooch has its own unique personality, but as you can see from these hilarious dog bios, some of these "dog people" are more unique than others! Take Rob for example. Sure he's cute, but did you also know that he's a server at Cheesecake Factory and works out to the "Hamilton" soundtrack? He's also down for karaoke. Or how about Miriam the bulldog, who likes to order jewelry from the shopping network and saw the original cast of "Fiddler on the Roof" on Broadway. These funny dog bios will surely brighten your day.

Scroll for more brilliantly eccentric bios and funny dogs below. Who knows, you might accidentally find a description of your pet too.

(h/t: cheezburger)

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Enomfon Asuquo 1 year ago

I have 4 siblings( 5 all together), my mother is Catholic, and my mother dislikes rap. Too much Nostalgia

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Neeraj Jha 1 year ago

Such is life, Phil. #StayStrong

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John L 1 year ago

Is that you Mother? 😱

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Monty Is Fiennes 1 year ago

Is that Benedict Cumberbatch?????

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John L 1 year ago

If he was once a lumbersexual, he certainly let himself go to seed. ;O

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Monty Is Fiennes 1 year ago

Michael Moore....

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Enomfon Asuquo 1 year ago

She looks like Regina Georges mom in Mean girls, or Elle Woods from Legally blonde

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Pi... 1 year ago

I wouldn't lie to that face. I pawmise.

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Talia Johnson 1 year ago

...comments "photoshopped" on Bored Panda..;-)

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Corina Mihaela 1 year ago

We all saw a Darryl in our life...

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Monty Is Fiennes 1 year ago

Oh yeah!!!.....I know this guy...

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John L 1 year ago

Being born into wealth definitely helps. ;D

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Jilltdcatlady 1 year ago

Is she the one handing out the "Save Room For Jesus" stickers?

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Daniel le Roux 1 year ago

Spot on description!!

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Enomfon Asuquo 1 year ago

Sounds like every human being I've ever known

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Little Menace 1 year ago

This is my favourite! He also looks as if he'd just had a bong.

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Jilltdcatlady 1 year ago

He must be the creepy uncle/cousin that has a Much younger girlfriend at every family get together.

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logical fallacy 1 year ago

Found the 'sells daisy chains on Etsy' far funnier than it is XD

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Pi... 1 year ago

That wig and that face! Bwaaahaha!

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earringnut 1 year ago

this needs more up votes

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Linx 1 year ago

Looks like Heisenberg..

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Monty Is Fiennes 1 year ago

That friend that you feel sympathy for, she cries on your shoulder, asks for your advice, decides she's going to pick herself up and move forward..........but never changes. Ever.

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Taryn Wallace 1 year ago

Hits on all the young good looking girls by using the line "I got to meet Jerry Garcia once and he told me I would be a great back up guitarist"

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Virgil Blue 1 year ago

"Don't judge me!"

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Enomfon Asuquo 1 year ago

HAHAHAHA

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Monty Is Fiennes 1 year ago

I work with this guy.....

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Cheese 1 year ago

Howard Stern

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Justina 1 year ago

looks sixty! :D

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Talia Johnson 1 year ago

Vegan..ish. Snigger.

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Hannah Robertson 1 year ago

He has my husband's hat and shoes. 😂😂😂😂

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Jilltdcatlady 1 year ago

Vegan?or gluten free? Or both?

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John L 1 year ago

So, that's what "Rush" looks like these days?!

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earringnut 1 year ago

this is the UK 7th grade not the US 7th grade. oh what a difference a year makes!

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John L 1 year ago

A "Carefully Optimistic" lady she is. My kind of girl, who refuses to give up on herself. 👍

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John L 1 year ago

This is definitely hard to swallow. Retrievers are always so positive and when they are serious, like now, they are always wanting to help. This has gotta be "Fake News". 😱

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logical fallacy 1 year ago

Don't forget the closet full of different sparkle glasses for each work day.

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Jilltdcatlady 1 year ago

Votes in every election. Loudly expresses what's wrong with today's youth.

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Bway_Gonnabe11 1 year ago

that is literally me. I have worked out to it before. I kid you not. Don't judge

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Corinne Wiedemann 1 year ago

The overachiever

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Sharon Wheeler 1 year ago

I want to be her friend

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Enomfon Asuquo 1 year ago

HAHA

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Becca Jones 1 year ago

Literally every housewife in Liverpool

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John L 1 year ago

.......And runs into walls on a regular basis. 😱

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Cayman 1 year ago

XD "Cheese-its are his jam"

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Cheese 1 year ago

tinder bio: dogs 6ft+ only

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Pi... 1 year ago

I want that pooh bear mug! :(

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Andrew Gibb 1 year ago

I fink u freaky and I like you a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw

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Jilltdcatlady 1 year ago

Believes body hair is glorious and should be celebrated.

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Enomfon Asuquo 1 year ago

If I were a rich man....

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Enomfon Asuquo 1 year ago

HAHAHAHA I'm sorry, this one got to me

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Baguettes R People 2 1 year ago

Thirsty but just drank waterXD

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Monty Is Fiennes 1 year ago

That face is a lil bit Ian McKellan...

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sh 1 year ago

and generally... what?

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Monty Is Fiennes 1 year ago

He touched Taylor Swift's ass...then wished he hadn't....

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Kimberlee SheltonMiller 1 year ago

Loves flower crowns, they are so "Fairy Princess"....

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Jilltdcatlady 1 year ago

Sounds like Ted is having a mid-life crisis.

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Jilltdcatlady 1 year ago

Small talks about your strong Aura.

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Jilltdcatlady 1 year ago

Will try anything, once.

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Abby Lindsey 1 year ago

Lots of these have typos. Not this one though.

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Wanda Queen 1 year ago

Dude, at least learn to spell "masturbate" properly.

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Corinne Wiedemann 1 year ago

That last part had me like "wtf?!"

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