It's no secret that dogs are the most popular pets, surpassed only by cats. Living so closely with our loyal family members makes them a little bit human. So much so, that some of the people like to attribute human traits to them. And, hey, wouldn't it fun to re-imagine our dogs like people?

Every pooch has its own unique personality, but as you can see from these hilarious dog bios, some of these "dog people" are more unique than others! Take Rob for example. Sure he's cute, but did you also know that he's a server at Cheesecake Factory and works out to the "Hamilton" soundtrack? He's also down for karaoke. Or how about Miriam the bulldog, who likes to order jewelry from the shopping network and saw the original cast of "Fiddler on the Roof" on Broadway. These funny dog bios will surely brighten your day.

Scroll for more brilliantly eccentric bios and funny dogs below. Who knows, you might accidentally find a description of your pet too.

(h/t: cheezburger)

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Monty Is Fiennes
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3 years ago

I feel I know a Sheryl....

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Neeraj Jha
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3 years ago

Such is life, Phil. #StayStrong

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Monty Is Fiennes
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3 years ago

Nan....

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Monty Is Fiennes
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3 years ago

Is that Benedict Cumberbatch?????

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Poppy Fern
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3 years ago

*Trevor the Hipster*

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Monty Is Fiennes
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3 years ago

Michael Moore....

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Layla
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3 years ago

IS THAT A CHICKEN!?

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Pi...
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3 years ago

I wouldn't lie to that face. I pawmise.

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Pi...
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3 years ago

Lol! Hy-larious description, this!

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Corina Mihaela
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3 years ago

We all saw a Darryl in our life...

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Monty Is Fiennes
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3 years ago

Oh yeah!!!.....I know this guy...

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John L
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3 years ago

Being born into wealth definitely helps. ;D

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Judy Naccarella
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3 years ago

Her name should be Donald with that do...

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Daniel le Roux
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3 years ago

Spot on description!!

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Enomfon Asuquo
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3 years ago

Sounds like every human being I've ever known

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Neeraj Jha
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3 years ago

"No Woamn No Cry....." must be his fav.

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Corinne Wiedemann
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3 years ago

The face says it all XD

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Neeraj Jha
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3 years ago

Natural SC filter.. You go, Keri

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Pi...
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3 years ago

That wig and that face! Bwaaahaha!

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earringnut
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3 years ago

this needs more up votes

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Monty Is Fiennes
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3 years ago

John Lee Hooker...

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Pi...
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3 years ago

That constipated doggo grin!

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Jilltdcatlady
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3 years ago

Once spent a year following the Greatful Dead tour through Europe

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Beatrice Alighieri
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3 years ago

Oh my heart, the tiny pink slippers!

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Enomfon Asuquo
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3 years ago

HAHAHAHA

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Monty Is Fiennes
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3 years ago

I work with this guy.....

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Cheese
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3 years ago

Howard Stern

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Linx
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3 years ago

feminazi.. lol

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Talia Johnson
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3 years ago

Vegan..ish. Snigger.

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sh
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3 years ago

Love the Happy Gilmore reference.

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Pi...
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3 years ago

His hair reminds me of Dane DeHaan's Harry Osborn hairstyle!

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Virgil Blue
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3 years ago

Hates being called a dogplorable.

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Pi...
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3 years ago

Better a Jurassic PARK phase than a Jurassic WORLD phase.

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Pi...
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3 years ago

*song stuck in head all day*

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Pi...
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3 years ago

Fuck! That is SO cool!

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logical fallacy
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3 years ago

Don't forget the closet full of different sparkle glasses for each work day.

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Jilltdcatlady
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3 years ago

Votes in every election. Loudly expresses what's wrong with today's youth.

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Neeraj Jha
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3 years ago

That expression though xD

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Corinne Wiedemann
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3 years ago

The overachiever

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Corinne Wiedemann
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3 years ago

*wasting away again in Margaritaville plays*

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Enomfon Asuquo
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3 years ago

HAHA

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Corinne Wiedemann
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3 years ago

Also wears slippers and robes a lot

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John L
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3 years ago

.......And runs into walls on a regular basis. 😱

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Cayman
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3 years ago

XD "Cheese-its are his jam"

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Cheese
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3 years ago

tinder bio: dogs 6ft+ only

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Pi...
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3 years ago

I want that pooh bear mug! :(

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Jörg Zingler
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3 years ago

Berghain? Rofl :)

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Jilltdcatlady
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3 years ago

Believes body hair is glorious and should be celebrated.

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Jilltdcatlady
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3 years ago

Drinks dry red wine with everything.

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Enomfon Asuquo
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3 years ago

HAHAHAHA I'm sorry, this one got to me

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Chrissy Rauls
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3 years ago

This dog is so adorable... She looks like a flower child that is all about peace love and happiness. I hope the owner frames this pic and put a colorful matt to showcase it. So cute!!

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Monty Is Fiennes
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3 years ago

That face is a lil bit Ian McKellan...

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Felicia
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3 years ago

Is this me...?

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Monty Is Fiennes
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3 years ago

He touched Taylor Swift's ass...then wished he hadn't....

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Kimberlee SheltonMiller
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3 years ago

Loves flower crowns, they are so "Fairy Princess"....

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Jilltdcatlady
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3 years ago

Douche!

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Jilltdcatlady
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3 years ago

Sounds like Ted is having a mid-life crisis.

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Jilltdcatlady
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3 years ago

Small talks about your strong Aura.

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Jilltdcatlady
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3 years ago

Will try anything, once.

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LoneWolfie
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3 years ago

So many typos! Sush? Jorts? Lol

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Jilltdcatlady
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3 years ago

Does housework in bikini top and Daisy Dukes.

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Corinne Wiedemann
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3 years ago

That last part had me like "wtf?!"

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