It's no secret that dogs are the most popular pets, surpassed only by cats. Living so closely with our loyal family members makes them a little bit human. So much so, that some of the people like to attribute human traits to them. And, hey, wouldn't it fun to re-imagine our dogs like people?

Every pooch has its own unique personality, but as you can see from these hilarious dog bios, some of these "dog people" are more unique than others! Take Rob for example. Sure he's cute, but did you also know that he's a server at Cheesecake Factory and works out to the "Hamilton" soundtrack? He's also down for karaoke. Or how about Miriam the bulldog, who likes to order jewelry from the shopping network and saw the original cast of "Fiddler on the Roof" on Broadway. These funny dog bios will surely brighten your day.

Scroll for more brilliantly eccentric bios and funny dogs below. Who knows, you might accidentally find a description of your pet too.

(h/t: cheezburger)

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Enomfon Asuquo 2 years ago

I have 4 siblings( 5 all together), my mother is Catholic, and my mother dislikes rap. Too much Nostalgia

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Neeraj Jha 2 years ago

Such is life, Phil. #StayStrong

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John L 2 years ago

Is that you Mother? 😱

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Monty Is Fiennes 2 years ago

Is that Benedict Cumberbatch?????

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John L 2 years ago

If he was once a lumbersexual, he certainly let himself go to seed. ;O

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Monty Is Fiennes 2 years ago

Michael Moore....

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Enomfon Asuquo 2 years ago

She looks like Regina Georges mom in Mean girls, or Elle Woods from Legally blonde

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Pi... 2 years ago

I wouldn't lie to that face. I pawmise.

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Talia Johnson 2 years ago

...comments "photoshopped" on Bored Panda..;-)

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Corina Mihaela 2 years ago

We all saw a Darryl in our life...

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Monty Is Fiennes 2 years ago

Oh yeah!!!.....I know this guy...

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John L 2 years ago

Being born into wealth definitely helps. ;D

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Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago

Is she the one handing out the "Save Room For Jesus" stickers?

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Daniel le Roux 2 years ago

Spot on description!!

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Enomfon Asuquo 2 years ago

Sounds like every human being I've ever known

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Little Menace 2 years ago

This is my favourite! He also looks as if he'd just had a bong.

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Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago

He must be the creepy uncle/cousin that has a Much younger girlfriend at every family get together.

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logical fallacy 2 years ago

Found the 'sells daisy chains on Etsy' far funnier than it is XD

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Pi... 2 years ago

That wig and that face! Bwaaahaha!

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earringnut 2 years ago

this needs more up votes

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Linx 2 years ago

Looks like Heisenberg..

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Monty Is Fiennes 2 years ago

That friend that you feel sympathy for, she cries on your shoulder, asks for your advice, decides she's going to pick herself up and move forward..........but never changes. Ever.

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Taryn Wallace 2 years ago

Hits on all the young good looking girls by using the line "I got to meet Jerry Garcia once and he told me I would be a great back up guitarist"

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Virgil Blue 2 years ago

"Don't judge me!"

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Enomfon Asuquo 2 years ago

HAHAHAHA

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Monty Is Fiennes 2 years ago

I work with this guy.....

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Cheese 2 years ago

Howard Stern

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Justina 2 years ago

looks sixty! :D

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Talia Johnson 2 years ago

Vegan..ish. Snigger.

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Hannah Robertson 2 years ago

He has my husband's hat and shoes. 😂😂😂😂

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Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago

Vegan?or gluten free? Or both?

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John L 2 years ago

So, that's what "Rush" looks like these days?!

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earringnut 2 years ago

this is the UK 7th grade not the US 7th grade. oh what a difference a year makes!

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John L 2 years ago

A "Carefully Optimistic" lady she is. My kind of girl, who refuses to give up on herself. 👍

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John L 2 years ago

This is definitely hard to swallow. Retrievers are always so positive and when they are serious, like now, they are always wanting to help. This has gotta be "Fake News". 😱

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logical fallacy 2 years ago

Don't forget the closet full of different sparkle glasses for each work day.

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Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago

Votes in every election. Loudly expresses what's wrong with today's youth.

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Bway_Gonnabe11 2 years ago

that is literally me. I have worked out to it before. I kid you not. Don't judge

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Corinne Wiedemann 2 years ago

The overachiever

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Sharon Wheeler 2 years ago

I want to be her friend

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Enomfon Asuquo 2 years ago

HAHA

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Becca Jones 2 years ago

Literally every housewife in Liverpool

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John L 2 years ago

.......And runs into walls on a regular basis. 😱

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Cayman 2 years ago

XD "Cheese-its are his jam"

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Cheese 2 years ago

tinder bio: dogs 6ft+ only

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Pi... 2 years ago

I want that pooh bear mug! :(

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Andrew Gibb 2 years ago

I fink u freaky and I like you a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw

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Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago

Believes body hair is glorious and should be celebrated.

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Enomfon Asuquo 2 years ago

If I were a rich man....

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Enomfon Asuquo 2 years ago

HAHAHAHA I'm sorry, this one got to me

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Baguettes R People 2 2 years ago

Thirsty but just drank waterXD

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Monty Is Fiennes 2 years ago

That face is a lil bit Ian McKellan...

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sh 2 years ago

and generally... what?

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Monty Is Fiennes 2 years ago

He touched Taylor Swift's ass...then wished he hadn't....

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Kimberlee SheltonMiller 2 years ago

Loves flower crowns, they are so "Fairy Princess"....

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Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago

Sounds like Ted is having a mid-life crisis.

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Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago

Small talks about your strong Aura.

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Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago

Will try anything, once.

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Abby Lindsey 2 years ago

Lots of these have typos. Not this one though.

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Wanda Queen 2 years ago

Dude, at least learn to spell "masturbate" properly.

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Corinne Wiedemann 2 years ago

That last part had me like "wtf?!"

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