It's no secret that dogs are the most popular pets, surpassed only by cats. Living so closely with our loyal family members makes them a little bit human. So much so, that some of the people like to attribute human traits to them. And, hey, wouldn't it fun to re-imagine our dogs like people?

Every pooch has its own unique personality, but as you can see from these hilarious dog bios, some of these "dog people" are more unique than others! Take Rob for example. Sure he's cute, but did you also know that he's a server at Cheesecake Factory and works out to the "Hamilton" soundtrack? He's also down for karaoke. Or how about Miriam the bulldog, who likes to order jewelry from the shopping network and saw the original cast of "Fiddler on the Roof" on Broadway. These funny dog bios will surely brighten your day.

Scroll for more brilliantly eccentric bios and funny dogs below. Who knows, you might accidentally find a description of your pet too.

(h/t: cheezburger)

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Sheryl The Poodle

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Enomfon Asuquo
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have 4 siblings( 5 all together), my mother is Catholic, and my mother dislikes rap. Too much Nostalgia

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Phil The Bulldog

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Darlene The Chihuahua

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Erik The Grey Vizsla

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Trevor The Brussels Griffon

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John L
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he was once a lumbersexual, he certainly let himself go to seed. ;O

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Sharon The Chihuahua

Sharon The Chihuahua

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Enomfon Asuquo
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She looks like Regina Georges mom in Mean girls, or Elle Woods from Legally blonde

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Debbie The Retriever

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Brock The Golden Retriever

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Darryl The Hound

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Eric The Chihuahua

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Brooke The Pekingese

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John L
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being born into wealth definitely helps. ;D

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Barbara The Pug

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Jilltdcatlady
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is she the one handing out the "Save Room For Jesus" stickers?

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Sharon The Yorkshire Terrier

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Valerie The Dachshund

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Greg The Chihuahua

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Little Menace
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is my favourite! He also looks as if he'd just had a bong.

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Hank The Griffon

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Jilltdcatlady
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He must be the creepy uncle/cousin that has a Much younger girlfriend at every family get together.

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Keri The Whippet

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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Found the 'sells daisy chains on Etsy' far funnier than it is XD

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Beth The Mutt

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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That wig and that face! Bwaaahaha!

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Broderick The Pitbull

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Liz The Shiba

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Monty Is Fiennes
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That friend that you feel sympathy for, she cries on your shoulder, asks for your advice, decides she's going to pick herself up and move forward..........but never changes. Ever.

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Gerrard The Hound

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Taryn Wallace
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hits on all the young good looking girls by using the line "I got to meet Jerry Garcia once and he told me I would be a great back up guitarist"

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Michelle The Chihuahua

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Hannah Robertson
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He has my husband's hat and shoes. 😂😂😂😂

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John L
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, that's what "Rush" looks like these days?!

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earringnut
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is the UK 7th grade not the US 7th grade. oh what a difference a year makes!

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John L
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A "Carefully Optimistic" lady she is. My kind of girl, who refuses to give up on herself. 👍

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John L
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is definitely hard to swallow. Retrievers are always so positive and when they are serious, like now, they are always wanting to help. This has gotta be "Fake News". 😱

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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't forget the closet full of different sparkle glasses for each work day.

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Jilltdcatlady
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Votes in every election. Loudly expresses what's wrong with today's youth.

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Bway_Gonnabe11
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that is literally me. I have worked out to it before. I kid you not. Don't judge

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John L
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

.......And runs into walls on a regular basis. 😱

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Andrew Gibb
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I fink u freaky and I like you a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw

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Jilltdcatlady
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Believes body hair is glorious and should be celebrated.

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Jilltdcatlady
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like Ted is having a mid-life crisis.

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