These are rough sketchbook doodles I did of cute greeting card style illustrations. With offensive words in my handwriting.

The idea was to get some feedback before I polished them up in photoshop. So, I uploaded them unedited (and leaving many with punctuation mistakes etc) and unexpectedly the album went viral on Facebook! I've had a great response, some of them feature British slang words and phrases that Americans have trouble with ha!

More info: Facebook.com

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KennyC 3 years ago

My favorite one!

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José Arboleda Jr. 3 years ago

:(

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Linda Ford 3 years ago

What a contest to be running in!

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Daria B 3 years ago

The reason babies cry and cats run away.

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Afm Smokahontus 3 years ago

Really?

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Beannguaq Øksnebjerg 3 years ago

You failed her somewhere along the line.

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Helen Ribeiro 3 years ago

Genius!!!

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Jewel Cowart 3 years ago

Hehe

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KennyC 3 years ago

second favorite!

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Amanda Panda 3 years ago

Pissflaps lol

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Flora Polvado 3 years ago

Greta, now I'll never get to sleep!

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Michał Dygaszewicz 3 years ago

Hahahahaha :D Great one :D

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zombii 3 years ago

It is not offensive, it is honest. Newborns are ugly. When I was a newborn I looked like a red, hairy, wrinkle bag.

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Snarkygal 3 years ago

Except this, Jewel

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Helsa Ardino 3 years ago

I would actually like to give this to someone who would understand the humour :)

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zombii 3 years ago

This is perfect!

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Snarkygal 3 years ago

I love these so much!

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Maria Bendel 3 years ago

MY LIFE!

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Alma Delia Sánchez Lira 3 years ago

Jajaja I dunno but I find all these cards really funny! ^^

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Laura Bernice 3 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Sam The Eagle 1 year ago

Make your own tea! I am busy!

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Tiny Blue Cactus 3 years ago

Seems more like seduction than offensive.

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zombii 3 years ago

Actually this card is very kind.

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Michał Dygaszewicz 3 years ago

Hahhahahaha, best one! Cheesecake for eva!

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Sam The Eagle 1 year ago

Yes i mind and go away!

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Aída Sorgentini 3 years ago

Not offensive at all

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Sam The Eagle 1 year ago

No, Barney! I thought you were my friend!

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Robert Morson 2 years ago

I believe this is missing some punctuation. Shouldn't it say, "...existence. Happy, dick face?"

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Pandora Brown 3 years ago

I should sent this to those A-holes who post selfies with dead animals they shot.

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Marika Urbánková 3 years ago

Lol :D

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Lauren Mitchell 3 years ago

Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?

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Chris Hurley 3 years ago

Hahaha hahaha I fucking love this 😂😂

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Cynthia Price 3 years ago

😂😂😂