Orators of old used metaphors, similes, and analogies to persuade their listeners and to get a point across. These days, we have the internet meme and infographic to explain complex ideas through a simple and often humorous image.


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The following list from Newstalk uses two cows to highlight the differences between various political and corporate systems. Yes, the comparisons are simplistic, but each one contains some grain of truth.

Which one do you think is right on the mark?

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#1

You Have Two Cows

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Queenluxa 1 year ago

yuuuuup

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#2

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CampaNilli 1 year ago

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You are born with no cows and you don't have the money to buy one. You have to work the rest of your life in order to buy milk. THE END

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AlinaGrace 1 year ago

Lol! This is true.

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#4

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RoRocella 1 year ago

Hilarious

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NancyFernando 1 year ago

Hilarious

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AlexandruVlad 1 year ago

This made my day! :))

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#7

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SteffiTarade 1 year ago

Or because you don't want to milk them on Saturdays, Sundays, and all the public holidays

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AdiZheng 1 year ago

Hahaha, that's true!

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NancyFernando 1 year ago

I like this one. It reminds me of " mad dogs and English men"

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SoDou 1 year ago

Hillarious!

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EnriqueSánchezSostre 1 year ago

An Spanish corporation: You have no cows. You eat grass.

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HubertJaniszewski 1 year ago

No, it should be like that: "The State takes both, and they disappear without trace. There is no milk either"

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IljaAlbrecht 1 year ago

A German Corporation You have two cows, both of which are subject to investigation by the NSA. A whistleblower tells the hiding place to the German authorities. The cows are being deported, the cow-stock-market breaks down. American milk enters the German market. You have two cows, both of which are subject to investigation by the NSA. A whistleblower tells the hiding place to the German authorities. The cows are being deported, the cow-stock-market breaks down. American milk enters the German market.

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AndreaBertuccioli 1 year ago

Swedish socialdemocracy: you assemble your 2 cows and they work pretty good, plus they're cheap

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DeborahNewton-Hair 1 year ago

You spelled "forced" wrong.

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QuintusVirginDollars 1 year ago

Where is Nigeria's economy here....because I believe we have enough cows...we ask foreigners to milk them. We share the milk, the foreigners goes home with their we follow them to their and waste our milk and litter the cow dungs in our country

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