Facebook is notorious for gathering people together into all kinds of groups. From wedding shamers to very poor wildlife photographers, there’s a safe place for virtually anyone. Now, this group called “Zoom Memes for Self Quaranteens” is on its way to amassing 1M members who come there for relatable student and work life content.
Whether you’re a struggling student failing to meet the deadline or an office worker drained from neverending Zoom meetings that have little to zero purpose, you came to the right place.
Below we wrapped up some of the funniest memes shared on the group so scroll down and hit upvote on the ones you liked!
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Ahhhhhh if only we actually taught kids about stuff they were going to need in life, like how to handel money
You were taught basic arithmetric and how percentages work under the assumption you had a functioning brain when you turned 18.
We learned how to do taxes in a required class in high school. It was just taking basic math and applying it.
I will NEVER forget how to spell parallelogram. Mr Hayes said his fave band was ELO and you have to have ELO in a parallelogram.
Don't diss parallelograms, how else would you know how to cut garlic bread?
Well learned how to do taxes in school. Also, they're incredibly easy.
In high school I was in a history class that was part of a program called "interstudent". I learned more about the backstabbing nature of an office work environment than I ever wanted to know. We could steal other students work and take credit for it, or we could sabotage group projects while helping another group. We had to document it and let our teacher know we were doing it beforehand to get extra credit for it, but it was all fair game unless you got caught, and that credit would go to the one that found you out. Talk about getting an education.
Literally EVERY one of my main friend group has caught it before but somehow I haven't?
Load More Replies...i'm the blue one : i don't get the covid but lost all sense of sociability and appearance
Ohhh take care! Get rest and binge your favorite shows. Hope you have someone that can drop your favorite meals at your door!
Load More Replies...Same. I'm cool being the odd man out. I'm too old to gaf about what strangers think, and my immune system doesn't care if restrictions have been lifted.
Load More Replies...Look horrified and then carefully carry your cat out of the room like it's a ticking time bomb.
My cat was silent but deadly, man. And she'd run away as soon as the smell of her own farts hit her - always before the rest of us smelled it. Good times. 😂
Load More Replies..."Sorry, my Great Dane wandered into the room just as I unmuted to say something."
"Uhhh, thanks for that, now we know how you really feel. Better I hope by the way"
Every other voice program has push-to-talk as standard. Zoom is f****d up
And the awareness that some people might have thought you did it on purpose, like some kind of maniac. 😥
Starting in 2020, the worldwide pandemic has changed the ways we communicate, work, and do our daily duties. Meaning, it all went online. People found new comfort in working from their homes, having more free time on their hands they would otherwise spend on dressing up and commuting.
At the same time, COVID-19 disrupted labor markets globally. Millions of people were furloughed or lost jobs, and others rapidly adjusted to working from home as offices closed. Many other workers were deemed essential and continued to work in hospitals and grocery stores, yet they shifted to new workplace regulations aimed at reducing the spread of the novel coronavirus.
Just right click and "hide behind text". you should be able to move this picture around freely now.
Load More Replies...Oh God. You think it's bad these days you shoulda seen Word back in the Windows 95 days. Or was it 98? Either way, you could never, ever get a picture back into its initial place without deleting it and reinserting it.
If you right click and change the position of the image to "in front of text" you can move the image around without screwing up the rest of the word document. Upvote so others see and know!
Plot twist: monday was actually a holiday and you went to school for no reason!
This hasn't happened to me for ages as I don't really get unwell, but it happened to me in school all the time when I was younger and I'd always be fine on Monday but was I'll during the weekend. It annoyed me so much, my sister would get sick quite often and got to stay off, I was actually jealous. It's crazy what you get jealous of as a kid.
I hate it even more when my brain actually considers if it's a robot or not.. like no mf
What i dont get it a robot would be able to get it right while a human would make mistakes yet if you mistskes it gets mad
Me don't play that game.roboto want to if I'm real before he rob me of my cash Wich is so real it's real small...
John Mulaney: You spend most of your day telling a robot that you’re not a robot. Think about that for two minutes and tell me you don’t want to walk into the ocean
I swear I love this. I hate those robot tests, I don't mind the one you just click to say you are not a robot, but couldn't they just program a robot to click that. I'm not sure, but the ones I hate are the picture ones, I always seem to miss one that had a sliver of a bike in it, or accidentally miss one. I can sometimes literally sit there for about an hour doing them, especially if I'm tired, and it seriously gets on my nerves. I also hate the word ones, which are all windy and sometimes a bit blurry, like my eyes are bad enough without having to decipher them.
My cat loves to ping my boss in Teams and Z just goes with it and replies as if he knows what my cat said and its the continuation of an earlier conversation that I was not privy to. I asked him once what he and my cat were discussing and he said, "That's between me and Mr. Chungus."
I have ended a few long emails with "apologies for any typos, my cat sat on my keyboard".
According to the Future Of Work After Covid-19 report by Mckinsey & Company, the pandemic pushed companies and consumers to rapidly adopt new behaviors that are likely to stick. “Considering only remote work that can be done without a loss of productivity, we find that about 20 to 25 percent of the workforces in advanced economies could work from home between three and five days a week,” the report states. This represents four to five times more remote work than before the pandemic. Experts forecast that this new trend could prompt a large change in the geography of work, when individuals and companies move out of large cities into suburbs and small cities.
My brain just has moments where it absolutely refuses to process anything and it's very annoying
This statement is even more amusing if you replace "brain" with "Brian" and imagine an unhelpful coworker
Load More Replies...Aah, ADHD life before proper medication: always one inch from spontaneous combustion. Good times, good times. Thank god for medical science is all I can say. Or rather, thank all smart scientists. You have my eternal gratitude.
See my ADHD brain read that as "meditation" instead of "medication" and I'm sitting her trying to figure out what magical tutorial you following to bring this chaos into order. I have medication and it only goes so far when my kid is constantly "mom, mom, mom"-ing me and I'm just scraping by trying to stay focused on something long enough to get something done. It's hard to find a balance in meds to keep me focused on something but also not so focused I can't break from it and attend to my kid every few frickin seconds. I need help being flexible and not forgetting or having to retrace my thoughts.
Load More Replies...Start going cross-eyed and completely lose the ability to control your eyeballs as you suddenly become a chameleon lol.
Why couldn't it have been history like the moon landing? Why a f*****g pandemic and WWIII?
Actually I'm using all of it to trash on myself all day for the smallest mistakes
My energy ran out at 8am today, the cats are more than happy to have another duvet day. One is on top the other is underneath the duvet.
I'm using it to keep myself from having suicidal thoughts!!! I go to therapy- no need to worry. I'm fine.
Another big change initiated by the pandemic is the e-commerce boom, which has grown two to five times faster than before the pandemic. Many consumers discovered the convenience of e-commerce and other online activities during the pandemic. Moreover, there was also a boom in virtual transactions such as telemedicine, online banking, and online streaming services.
That student should get some points for honesty. Then some tutoring.
Bet if I wrote that my teachers would say "Try again", and basically f**k being honest.No wonder the education system sucks.
Actually, in the UK if you manage to get into University (our equivelent of college) before you turn 16(I.e. you're a prodigy), they still have to hold parents meetings.
"I am in your class every day, I'm just introverted and in the back of your other hundred and twenty students."
Unfortunately this does happen in public schools. There is no real consequence to skipping school
My school will check with other students, if they have someone say they were there and not checked out, but instead skipping, they will go track them down. (Behavior dude.) When I was in school they found a batch of students had skipped. (The teacher saw them earlier that day). Well, they were in the bathrooms vaping. Guess who got GAP.
Load More Replies...Professors are going to snitch. Professor: "I've seen him on campus drinking at 8am" Dad parent: alright son. Professor: "better put the rest of his college fund towards rehab". Professor: "Your daughter fu**ed every guy in the frat house over there you might want her to get tested". Parent: you might want to mind your own business. Student: mom I don't feel well. Professor: " Though you're an elitist family there's no way your son would be here without your money" Parent: "the money is good and my son is perfect, he can outsmart anyone here", Professor: "not with the work he's turned in". Professor: " I don't think your daughter wants to be a doctor". Parent: "yes she does, I know what's best for her'. Professor: "then why does she keep stating law terms to describe the cardiovascular system". Student: "objection your honor my parent is living their life through mine though they claim their heart is the right place it's interfering with my flow and clotting my dreams".
Then you go back and save again so you can see the save location...only to instantly hit enter to save out of habit without actually looking.
Now you still don't know where it is, but the second file has "(2)" at the end.
Load More Replies...*Me after searching every folder on my computer* "Wtf why would you put it in pictures? I downloaded it."
Uh i always make sure i save stuff where i want it, not whever the f**k windows wants to default to. And name it something sensible most of the time
I do save as again n copy the popup folder path n start windows explorer and paste n then hit enter...
ok 20 years done, let’s get back to my wo- where is everything? spicy jesus it’s the end of the world
And get 20% of your paycheck and 20% of the employment notice period every 20days And spent the rest of the 20years in prison cuz you got caught stealing and effing just study or workore and be honest.... Aaarghhhhhwhere do they get these people... I'm sure north erERICA
Senior graphic designer here. I've trying to use it, believe me. But there's always bosses and colleagues (and bosses wives, and customers, and customer's cousins and... y'all know) that doesn't believe and think they're better than me doing my own job 😜
Also March 2022: Don't need to travel more than 5 miles; haven't traveled more than 15 for the past 2 (almost 3!) years.
Me ooo I wanna go to a convention!! *Covid* no..*me this year after numbers go down* I WANNA GO TO A CONVENTION! *Wallet* no
Yeah and even though its simply greedy oil companies hiking prices to try and recover their lockdown losses, most morons think the president has a button that controls gas prices
I do this with teachers. Like, I cut out about 60% of my actual thoughts when emailing teachers.
I've gotten to good @ this. I've shifted test dates, made homework optional and caused some tears, although through the power of Gmail. Is it wrong to manipulate my teachers? As ethics guy says, we'll find out soon enough. (Edit because my spelling sucks. Maybe I SHOULD have done the homework)
Me, who knows how to change my mood instantly, a skill many would kill to have- "I am INVENCIBLE"
this is the only situation in which I can successfully do math.
Or text you back. I see a message pop up, and I'm like I'll message them back when they are no longer active so I don't have to have an active conversation with them. Then when you send it, they magically just become active and send you another message. Just leave it a while, I want to watch TV or read a book and not have to worry about being rude 😂
Well if it's ethics you can argue that charging someone in order to learn about what's right and wrong is fundamentally wrong, and thus pirating the book is the ethical choice.
You could start saying that, but if it's actually ethics, you're missing the next 100,000 words in the discussion
Load More Replies...Made me laugh. I rented my ethics text. To my surprise, when I read the full rental agreement I discovered that it gave me the right to print the text in its entirety. So, I did; including the section of my contract giving me the right to do so. This wasn’t all that long ago. I encourage anyone currently in university to fully read any textbook rental agreements they sign. You might be surprised by the rights they’ve given you.
Some people start their emails off with "I hope this finds you well" or something similar
Load More Replies...Absolutely gonna use this on an internal email at some point with one of the people I'm sure will laugh.
It wasn't the devil that got Will in his highest moment like Denzel said it was the ghost of Shakespeare wanting to feel that drama again.
No wonder it all went west. Never call it by name, call it The Scottish Play, because it's cursed.
Me seeing this in the toilet:... ok nothing can happen in here. Macbeth×100
Load More Replies...Dude Marc get some real work abd a job and make some real money, all this intelligence and junk u been reading is catching up with you... U knw what I mean ;-)
Girl I'm 15 and I've already had about 30 of those in the past few years
I think I had my first existential crisis when I was like 9
Load More Replies...I'm a Gen Xer and it's not fun for us either. AND we've been through one cold war and Chernobyl already. It does not get better the second time around!!
Oh, you want water? I just drank a 24 oz Coke for you! Ungrateful body smh
16, forced up by everything and need medications to not.
Load More Replies...What did you just call my children?! Oh, well, you're right I guess...
My husband is now 42 and all the alarms in the world ain't getting him out of bed on time. 😂
If humans survive the next few years, I really feel bad for historians and history book writers.
This reminds me of my final math exam. I had to study whilst at home, and then when we went back to school, the teacher just expected us to know it all, not that I blame her completely as she had kids and that at home aswel so she kept getting distracted. I tell you my entire math class failed that exam. It got to the point where it was just funny, we kept coming in going did you pass and just laugh when they said no, because nobody passed 😂
Me ready to pitch an idea I think will get me that promotion My male co worker piggy backing on my idea and it slowly becomes his and he gets the promotion.
Literally me waking up in the morning and seeing all the s**t I gotta do today
Teacher: "You see students, the blue is symbolic for his deep emotion he felt after the loss of his favourite trousers". Author: I used a random colour generator because I was tired of thinking.
Thank you for that. Always thought it was BS that literature class did that, I'll think what I want, thank you
Load More Replies...If there was a line in a poem that said "Sam s**t on the toilet, then stood up, closed the lid and flushed," you could make the argument that Sam shitting represents humankind throwing garbage into the rivers and seas (the toilet water) and then flushing it and walking way is simply ignoring the problem and transporting it somewhere else where you don't longer think about it and just forget.
I remember I was reading a book where the character was standing over a sign with bullet holes in it. My teacher asked what the bullet holes symbolized and I was thinking "idk someone shot the sign?"
I've started writing more recently and I realized English teachers make all of that up. Most authors don't even mean to be symbolic most likely.
One time in elementary I wrote a creative short story of utter nonsense the day before it was due and received an A for "outstanding story." It was about a fruity pig going to the butchers. WTH.
I swear, if it was literally any other profession or setting, we'd laugh at people like this and tell them to put on their tin foil hats. Somehow, though, English teachers are exempt from the "He/she thinks everything is secretly code for something else" stigma. What makes them think they're right, anyway? Did they perform a seance and ask the dead author about the blue door? Or do they just assume that their inference (paranoia) is always correct? Imagine the ego behind that. English teachers grate my nerves to no end. Especially when they can't spell for s**t, but wanna ding you because you used a comma instead of a semicolon. I could rant all day about their BS.
In choir once, we spent like a week on a lyric analysis of the song "The Road not Taken" based off of Robert Frost's poem. At the end of the week, we looked it up. Turned out he was literally talking about real roads in a real wood. No symbolism whatsoever.
Me when putting my art in small school galleries at 11 yo. As my art teacher said, make up some b******t deep explanation and critics will love it.
Whoever has mine, stop using it as a Dog toy please. My everything hurts.
Idk why but the sentence "I'd rather eat a whole bus tire" is absolutely hilarious to me
cause it brings back memories of the school canteen
Load More Replies...Advisors: "you're supposed to personalize each and every one." Of the HUNDREDS of positions you will apply to: 60% won't even bother giving you an automated/generic no; 30% will provide you with a generic "no, not interested"; 10% will be interested in a preliminary interview. -of that 10%: 80% will only provide you with a generic "no, not interested" 20% will be interested in talking with you further. Why should I personalize 100s of letters when they either won't give me the common courtesy of a simple "no" or will send a "no" via a template email even if I had had spent time and money driving to an interview with them? Edit: is it possible to insert line breaks? Apparently double tapping the enter button doesn't mean a damn thing when it actually posts.
Yep. User-inserted linebreaks were last seen on other websites, not here. use/ a "/" to show where a line ends! just a thought.
Load More Replies...It’s simple he implied eating the children which is so much easier after the bus crash into the train
Yo what the hell ima heard this before but I forgot blissfully forgotten
So does this belong in r/ihadastroke, or r/Engrish?
Load More Replies...I always find it enjoyable when 15 people send "reply all" to tell everyone to stop sending "reply all" - and repeat.
I spend a good five seconds typing out mother fu ck er s and bp bleeps it. I want my time back!
Load More Replies...Having a crush just in general is embarrassing and annoying. Especially when you have one on the most incredible fictional guy and every time you think about him you think about how you can never be with him and no one will measure up. Not that I know how that feels of course.
*sales person voice* ITS SO EASY! ITS JUST LIKE MAGIC! :D
Several people have turned my half day into one and a half work days this way. >:(
People always say you should go to college after high school, but then they force you to pay completely ridiculous amounts of money to go there. Make it make sense please.
I personally went to college, but many of my friends went into trades (electricians, plumbers, etc). The demand for skilled trades in my area means well paying jobs. I know plumbers that make more than engineers. College has its place, but it's not the right choice for everyone.
Load More Replies...Debt in German is called Schuld, which means guilt, so the forgiveness fits nicely.
Totally agree on community college(I went to one) Also totally agree that if you do go to college, be sure to choose a degree that is desired in the workforce(my degree is in programming also). Don't agree on letting people starve in the woods, especially since there is now a whole bunch of garbage "for profit" schools and predatory student loan lenders out there. After a finished my Associates degree and started on my Bachelors degree, I had to get some loans (since paid off). I only wanted to cover my tuition, but the lender kept sending the difference between what I was approved for and my tuition directly to me. I'll tell you, it's pretty difficult to turn down several thousand dollars a semester as a college student.
Load More Replies...Yes, I live in the state of California, an endless torment of fire on my mind.
Load More Replies...This will be so fun! I failed my test! Actually I didn't! It's chaos!
Load More Replies...i think everybody is worrying north, south, east and west by now
This one isn't that relatable. *proceeds to use Science textbook to prop up my phone* Stranger Things is a great show...
"Welp I guess the universe is telling me to throw my education away and do what I want to instead"
BP!!! you should have censored "s**pped" to "harshly petted!!" :C I'm traumatized
Wake up at 8:56 , start up computer, grab my sweatpants and ballcap, dash to the kitchen and turn on the prepped keurig, pull on pants and ballcap with ponytail hanging out the back, push button to start heated keurig, dash to the bathroom to pee, back to get my coffee, back to bedroom, plug in twinkle lights around headboard, jump on bed, adjust pillows and join class.
Me attending my 9AM lecture in bed after waking up at 8:59 (1) Don’t turn on webcam (2) Leave mic muted [so your pet doesn’t interrupt the teacher, of course] (3) Wait until attendance is taken (4) Set an alarm for when class ends (5) Go back to sleep
I'm Not even on Vine, I never was, but I got 4 moods: Freesh Avah cadoo, I hope I don't fall, Sike it's a jumpsuit, and... Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure HOPE IT DOES.
And "It is Wednesday my dudes....aaaaaaaaaaaaaAHHHHHHH"
Load More Replies...I'm not on TikTok but "sHe SaId ShE wAs TwElVe" is constantly running through my head
Here, let me annoy the f**k ou of most of the people here. O-ophilia
i'm opposite. i clean when i'm depressed. if my house is a wreck, i'm in a good mental state. if it's clean, there's a problem.
I clean when I am depressed, however, I sit down halfway through and look back on my life choices. Sometimes I finish cleaning other times I get up and leave after my self review.
Load More Replies...I have been waiting for years. Meds have killed it, but the depression lives on.
I like to think of sleep as dying without the commitment of being dead. Sleep allows you to be free from feeling anything which is great,if you are actually able to sleep.
Load More Replies...My lunch the last two days has been a slice of chocolate cake with mocha chocolate chunk ice cream.
I feel and look like I got hit by a bus when I wake up no matter how many hours I sleep
Man I feel like I am alway carrying bricks and that my joints are tied together with silly string
Every time I've been in a breakout room, everybody said "Does anybody know what we're supposed to do? No?" and then we talked about whoever's cat was visible.
For me it's just been silence and black screens, with the occasional person who can't stop talking
Load More Replies...Idk what you’re talking about I just mute the class, leave my webcam off, and go back to sleep until it’s over
Because college, including the whole mess where you're supposed to have money and a job as well as classes and grades, is fake. If my life isn't "real" can you please explain what exactly I'm doing? I sure don't know.
Load More Replies...Me and my dad doing math homework last night: My dad: WHAT'S 4x4!?!? Me: 18 My dad: SOFIA.4x4. YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL me: (crying) I DUNNO, 20??!?!
I was in Nashville for spring break when we first learned about it. We just kept thinking "It won't make it over here, no need to worry"
We prepared and put EVERYTHING in huge bags to take home, and I kept thinking nothing was going to happen, and they were just trying to be prepared. We left school...and we did not go back.
Load More Replies...It also seems to work. I've done pretty okay so far, revealing all kinds of personal trauma in essays. I usually say that the class helped me resolve some of my issues.
Yea, I honestly think 9x9+81 Is more embarrassing than Ank... Nevermind.
dude i think i did 8+9 once. like my brain just said "i'm not working today"
Load More Replies...I can't remember basic math now because of stupid equations I'll never use, so don't judge me.
I always leap out of bed and scribble things down as fast as humanly possible.
I leave it for the five minutes in the morning when I am putting on my shoes and grabbing my backpack.
Load More Replies...Yeah, and you so poor from paying student loans that you check your email only to eat the spam. /S
Load More Replies...Yeah, because for some people, our entire self worth hinges completely on school. And so we end up spending like 2 hours on an assignment that realistically, we could get a good grade on if we worked on it for 30 minutes. Then we do the same with a bunch of other assignments, and so every single minute of our time is spent on school. And all we get out of it is a report card with letter A's on it instead of other letters, and it doesn't feel worth it because we're exhausted and we didn't have any time to rest or spend time with friends or family. But it doesn't matter whether the A's don't feel worth it, because if we got any other grade, then that would make us feel like we are worthless as human beings, and we should hate ourselves more than we already do. Doing well in school is only achieved by really, really hard work and it's exhausting. P. S. This is only 1 perspective I'm sure it's different for others. But I'm so sorry for anybody who can relate to this comment
I only remember the quadratic equation from algebra because my teacher put it to a tune. That's all I remember.
Shut up you idiot. You're probably a crusty old man proud of his truck, living in Texas. You don't like anyone who is outside of your beliefs and won't hear any arguments from anyone else. Actually no, I know you're old based on your comments on the "nEw GeNeRaTiOn" and how you want to watch them burn.
Load More Replies...Don't worry, your mind always can carry you back there in your nightmares 😂😂😂
Load More Replies...I should really stop reading these lists, they’re giving me depression…
Welp im in 4th grade and almost to 4th quarter well hecc, 8 more years until the end of my suffering and then there goes college slapping me with 4 more extra years of suffering (ehh atleast i kinda like international studies ;-;)
Don't worry, your mind always can carry you back there in your nightmares 😂😂😂
Load More Replies...I should really stop reading these lists, they’re giving me depression…
Welp im in 4th grade and almost to 4th quarter well hecc, 8 more years until the end of my suffering and then there goes college slapping me with 4 more extra years of suffering (ehh atleast i kinda like international studies ;-;)
