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Failure is a part of life. It can hurt. It can teach us valuable lessons. But most importantly, when you have a single job to do, and you mess it up, it can give us a hearty laugh when we need it the most. The ‘You Had One Job’ subreddit is a great online community that will make you crack a smile: it’s dedicated to hilarious occupational mishaps that will blow away the Autumn blues.
We’ve collected some of the best posts from the 397k-strong r/onejob community for you to enjoy, dear Readers. So scroll down, and we hope that you see the silver lining in life. Oh, don’t forget to upvote your fave posts and let us know which pics made you laugh the hardest and why.
The ‘You Had One Job’ subreddit considers itself to be the “official depository” for classic ‘You Had One Job’ posts. It does exactly what it says on the tin. The community seems very friendly, so if you’ve got any posts to share, give the sub a visit.
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#1
Not Trying To Be Political I Just Thought This Was Funny
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#2
I Honestly Want To Know How Someone Manged This
Banjo Peppers 5 years ago
Yeah, this is likely a quality control question. I’ve seen ones that are like “I take a bath in ketchup every day, yes or no?” or asking if you’re fluent in ancient Egyptian.
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Truth Monster 5 years ago
Weeeeelll, you can in fact be in a situation where the answer is yes. There have been cases where people have revived after being declared clinically dead. Your chances are better to choke to death on a jelly donut on a full moon and a Tuesday on a balmy summer night than for you to revive once clinically dead.
#3
Thats A Big One
Gustavo Di Salvo 5 years ago
Honestly, I think is photoshoped: the picture is directly in front of you, instead of the angle of the billboard
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If the subreddit were a kid, they’d probably be in the third grade by now: the community was founded back in 2012 and has been going strong ever since.
Obviously, it’s best to go through life with a strong sense of humor, but it doesn’t hide the fact that failing at your job can have a powerful negative impact on your mental (and even physical) wellbeing. We’re social animals, after all, and what others think of us impacts us (even if we sometimes like to pretend that it doesn’t).
#4
I Used To Read
Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
It's called a joke. See the timestamps too.
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Banjo Peppers 5 years ago
Yeah, there’s only a minute between the two tweets. That was definitely intentional.
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Nonie Mosse 5 years ago
That's a good marketing tactic - now I can't get that company name out of my head
#5
Someone Really Hates Kids
David Lacy 5 years ago
That or it is tired of dragging them, so now they just go right in his lap.
#6
Meth, I'm On It
Zophra 5 years ago
How many people did this have to pass through for approval... this is scary stupid.
Tammy Capraun Moorhous 5 years ago
Lol alot and they think they did a great job
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Gerry Higgins 5 years ago
"I know not what course other men may take, but as for me Give Me Lithium or Give Me Meth!"
One study from 2017 suggests that we shouldn’t fight against what we feel after failing. According to the researchers, if we want to improve as people and get better at our jobs, we should focus on our turbulent feelings after failing badly, not our thoughts.
On the other hand, trying to logically find reasons why you’re not at fault doesn’t seem to help us much to improve. In other words, letting ourselves feel bad about failing is, ironically, a positive and learning experience. While our brains try to come up with excuses for why our failures aren’t necessarily failures. Heart over mind, dear Pandas. Heart over mind.
#7
Best, Or Worst, Editor?
Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago
There you go: Beethoven can answer the above question ‘have you ever been in an accident that resulted in your death - yes/no’.
Dale-Harriet Rogovich 5 years ago
Wonder where he found ladies open-minded enough to love a dead guy? (My father-in-law, of blessed memory, was driving me around the Bronx and proudly pointed out "St. Joseph's School for the Dead." I'm from North Dakota - I guess NYC really DOES have everything!)
#8
“Shoplifters Will Be Prostituted”
Bama Belle 5 years ago
The best/worst autocorrect I've ever seen was when I texted a coworker "He knew he'd get raped if he didn't pay.". It was supposed to be "repo'd".
#9
Didn't Fit In The Mailbox
Ruba Ali 4 years ago
i get it i had a door aznd i hate it cuse it was not mine😠😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👿😈🤒🥴🤧🤮🤧🥴😓😩😵
Malcontent 5 years ago
Who the hell orders a door online, and how cheap & flimsy must it be to fold like that? Stop being a lazy cheap-ass and go buy it at a store.
hcaballero57 5 years ago
Obviously someone who has never heard of Home Depot
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I’m Sure He’ll Be Happy With This Gift
Vic 5 years ago
In other news, son suffering from insomnia, doctors have no clue why..
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zims 5 years ago
This is why you hire proofreaders! The editor should have caught this before it went to print
Barbod Khanlarkani 5 years ago
if you read closely you will notice that HE WAS KILLED BY A KNIFE
sour berlioz 5 years ago
I shouldn't be laughing I shouldn't be laughing I shouldn't be laughing
Philip Malchek 5 years ago
I guess that knife company was like "this is our moment to shine. Sharpen your blades crew. By morning we go on sale!"
#11
Don't Worry Boss, I Wrote
Vic 5 years ago
In my language (Konkani) don't smoke literally is : f*k naka..
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Suzi Gauthier 5 years ago
You can only smoke in Arabic if everyone around you is smoking in Arabic. Otherwise, you'd be rude.
Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago
Omg, how stupid is this person? He messed up so much!....... He forgot the quotation marks around "no smoking". :>
#12
How Does This Happen?
Sylvi Ann Børsheim 5 years ago
Turning the pillow changes the prize, I guess!
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F. H. 5 years ago
Sure. "Shabby chic", a different term for ugly on purpouse.
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Dotzilla 5 years ago
Just buy the Dutch flag pillow, position it to look like the French flag, and everyone will think you're rich.
Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago
That's like the idiot who ordered house numbers for 45, and freaked out when he received 54 instead. TWO SEPARATE NUMBERS 5 & 4. Um ....
#13
You Became The Very Thing You Swore To Destroy
Steve Cruz 5 years ago
I lived next to the Otis Elevator Western Headquarters building in Denver for years, before a friend pointed out it was a one-story building.
Nevaeh Milton 5 years ago
yall dont even have the budget to aford a real siding door for yall lil entarce area
Miomirko Buhtlić 5 years ago
I saw a guy ran a business of doing house facades from his own house that didn't have a facade.
#14
Sure, Right After You Write It.
.gas. 5 years ago
Also, what does this mean? There's no "official" language in the U.S. "Your in Spain, speak Chinese."
Sylvi Ann Børsheim 5 years ago
It says America. That is a continent,not a country. And if you're from North America, do you have to speak only english in Mexico?
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Damon Gates 5 years ago
I don't know, I've seen plenty of signs at least that stupid (both in content and execution).
Load More Replies... Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago (edited)
Never mind the fact that we wouldn’t even be speaking English today without foreign influences on it. We still borrow heavily from other cultures.
Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago
Ever notice how the people who are always demanding that others 'speak English' tend to have trouble writing and spelling it properly?
Elin Stenqvist 5 years ago
If you're going to comment on other people's language skills, maybe it's a good idea to check your own spelling first. *hint hint*
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
You're not in America. Speak German, French, Italian, Greek, Dutch....
Analyn Lahr 5 years ago
You know, I've noticed that quite a few people who speak English as a second or third language, speak and write it better than those who speak it as a first language. I'm not sure the previous sentence is written correctly. Any grammar experts out there?
#15
I Know I Don't
Nicki Taylor 5 years ago
or you know there could be a cliff there and someone was planning on committing and these signs stop them
#16
Food May Contain Human Flesh
Night Owl 5 years ago (edited)
Haniball Lecter is a regular customer/guest
Load More Replies... Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago
I love how the caught it and then put one measly line through it.
Philippa Davies 5 years ago
Yes- almost like it wasn't actually accidental but they wanted people to think it was...
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Some One Told Me To Put This Here Soooo
Patrick McKemie 5 years ago
I'm currently learning Australia but it's really hard.
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Laura Mortensen 5 years ago
I'm stuck on the first question. What do they mean by 0 experience?
#18
I Mean.....
#19
Fighting Crimes With The Power Of Song
Raine Soo 5 years ago
The robot is ever so slightly more effective than a real police agent. :D
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
To be fair, the cops that walked away when I tried to report a crime never sung a song for me.
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Bacony Cakes 5 years ago
thats the job of the roomba with a gun taped to it
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Vorknkx 5 years ago
Sarah Connor can rest in peace - no way this thing could take over the world :P
Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago
The whole 'robot/AI uprising' thing never made sense to me anyways. For one, our current robots are still doing stuff like this.
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Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago
For what other reason than exactly that did they teach it to sing? I'm dying
Sophia Graubart 5 years ago
Imagine walking through a park and you hear this: Woman: Excuse me, I'd like to report a crime Robot: Go away Woman: Excuse me, what? Robot: *leaves* Robot: Let it goo! Let it go! Can't hold it back anymore!
#20
You Had One Jobby Job-Job
#21
This Plaque Near My House
#22
You Were Close Here
BAILEY PANELLI 5 years ago (edited)
I know! i have these salads all the time!
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EA 5 years ago (edited)
Technically correct cos soya is a plant right? Isn’t that what Oreos are made of?
#23
Teachers Making Quizzes
Valquerys 5 years ago
And push us past our limits just to watch decimals grow
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lol Gilli 5 years ago
just put your name as corresponding to the numbers of the letters in the alphabet. Ex: Alan = 112114
Banjo Peppers 5 years ago
Or in binary! 01000001 01101100 01100001 01101110
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#24
I Haven't Words For This... Really
Michelle Line 5 years ago
Perhaps it's a convenient oversight. They wanted to show the guys face but couldn't, so conveniently missed doing the mirror.
Hugh Crawford 5 years ago
Could be worse, his room mate could be holding a dildo while pooping in the background.
#25
Honoring Rosa Parks On The Back Of A Bus...
E Menendez 5 years ago (edited)
Claudette Colvin was actually arrested before Rosa Parks, but was not used as the example that Rosa was because Claudette was a young woman and looked black. Rosa was an older woman that looked more fair with Caucasian features and therefore was more politically palatable. Also, Claudette was never acknowledged by civil rights leaders as she became pregnant by a married man out of wed lock and considered unworthy of acknowledgement because of her lack of morality.
Kim Lorton 5 years ago
Yeah, a bunch of BS. Still trying to put people in the back of the bus. Disgusting that it was still out on the road ! Someone should’ve caught this!
Isaiah Adriano 4 years ago
what I have one year of 0 experiance reading americanish what does that say
#26
Excuse Me Ma'am...that's Not How That Works...
Rikke Hackner 5 years ago
or the top one was stuck and she was in a rush? gotta give people the benefit of the doubt
Sophie Whitbread 5 years ago (edited)
I take it she has lots of stuff to buy. And they ran out of trollies.
#27
Helmet Saves Lives
Felipe Jourdan 5 years ago
He’s still wearing a helmet. It’s the word helmet but still wearing one
#28
Facepalm
ADHORTATOR 5 years ago
"I neutralised the criminal - without a hostage, he is no longer a threat "
E Menendez 5 years ago
Not so dangerous now that they don't have a hostage to use as leverage, LOL
#29
Turn Rliegfht
Deson 5 years ago
There's two signs pointing for a left turn but at the very end there's a sign that says no left turn as well.
Miecio Kowalski 5 years ago
There were three guys. One of them walked right. The other one walked left. The third one says: wait for me! I'm coming with you!
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#30
How Hard Is It?
CatWoman312 5 years ago
My husband doesn’t speak English as his first language so he says you will instead of will you all the time. I’ve gotten where I make jokes to get him to learn we speak backwards in English
#31
Come One Camera Man
Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago
South Africa vs New Zealand. Cricket. I remember that match, the commentators spent ages laughing at those two blokes.
sushant kanojiya 5 years ago
They should have hide faces with that boards ! Come 'One' blokes.
#32
This Finding Dory Night Light Is Perfect For Kids!
Vorknkx 5 years ago (edited)
"Finding Dory night light - powered by AAA batteries... or your child's SOUL."
ej wey 5 years ago
Flash backs to when I was 15 and my dad got sick of me stay up late then sleeping on the couch instead of my bed. He put a glow in the dark 3-d alien head that was 3' tall on the end of the couch by my feet. Then went in the next room and started scratching the wall, mintues later I woke and proceeded too scream like a baby. Lol. He told me he put it next to a spotlight in our barn for the entire day that thing was so damn bright in the pitch black.
yuri Snyder 1 year ago
Scary as h3ll man, Dory’s haunting/capturing souls of innocent little children 🤪🤣😝☠️👻
#33
N-No. It Really Isn't
#34
I Guess They Decided To Include The Cutter As A Premium Topping
Russell Ellwardt 5 years ago
Doesn't look melted to me, actually. Since pizza is usually cut after baking not before, I assume the item in question is perfectly intact. Receiving a good pizza cutter for free with your pizza, not bad.
Mariana Schneider 5 years ago
Not very sanitary, though. Someone's hand was all over that handle, and it doesn't look very clean. Also says a lot about how much attention they put into what they're doing.
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Jon S. 5 years ago
I can see someone putting the cutter down on the lid of the box, getting distracted, then flipping it shut.
Makayla Rhodes 5 years ago
They probably included it so the customer could cut all the way through the pizza
𝔓𝔯𝔬𝔣𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔬𝔯 𝔇𝔢𝔯𝔭 4 years ago
i mean a pizza and a cutter? win-win well not for them. free cutter though!!
#35
All They Had To Do Was Line Up The Label Properly. Now I Have This
Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago
One time, I got a Mountain Dew Kickstart, Midnight Grape flavour, but the G was missing.
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#36
How Is This So Common?
Stannous Flouride 5 years ago
Pre-fab building on an old foundation and they flipped the plans at the factory.
#37
Asked My Boyfriend To Bake The Croissants For Our Dinner...
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
But it's much easier to butter them up and put chocolate sprinkles on them.
cassiushumanmother 5 years ago
French people: real croissants, cut in half, with ham and béchamel sauce in the middle, a stage in the oven with gruyrere/emmental on the top, and a salad. You can buy that "ready to bake" to every butcher/supermarket/food retail in France.
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#38
A Recycling Bin Isn’t Supposed To Be A Logic Puzzle
Damon Gates 5 years ago
I'll believe that when there are also bins for scissors and rocks.
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
It's basically saying: Just throw your garbage in. We really don't care about this recycling hoax.
#39
15 Straws. Thanks
That Guy 5 years ago
and getting another 14 straws that com with them? theres no escape
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No this is good because sometimes on the multipacks the straws are missing.
#40
I Was Expecting The Picture To Be A Bit More Colorful
Victor van Schagen 5 years ago
It is in colour. The world was just black and white in those days.
Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago
They probably forgot to flatten the layers in photoshop and only saved the base image.
Jasmina Pavlovic 5 years ago
And today they speak about climatic change ... after all these bomb tests, pollution and other horrible things. 😑
Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago
Wait. fi this is colorized, how did it look before the colorization?
#41
Yes Don't The Food
Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago
I want a ‘concern spoon’. It could help me to not eat the extra portion of ice cream when I’m feeling low.
Mica Fiverline 5 years ago
does the "concern spoon" come with a "worry fork" and an "distress knife"? Because I want the full set here^^
Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago
I would like to buy that concern spoon, please. Do you think Amazon will have it?
#42
Not Even Sure How This Happened
#43
The Arabic Part Says “The Same Text But In Arabic”
SykesDaMan 5 years ago
Is it weird that I started to type that in Google translate and that it auto-completed this exact phrase? Somebody must have thought the same way as you! :) BTW, the translation given by google translate is not 100% correct, but you're right: It's a lot better than this! :)
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#44
One Damn Tile
Louloubelle 5 years ago
Yeah, I've got a bit of OCD and just can't look at this.
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#45
How... Someone Better Have Been Reprimanded
BusLady 5 years ago
Well, Seven was the kid on Married With Children. The parents ran out of ideas for names, so started using numbers.
Load More Replies... David K 5 years ago
How much would it cost if I wanted to purchase September adult and April child ticket? :)
*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h yeahhhhhhhh I'll have february- no, actually make it Three- ehhh well no nevermind, sorry I'll have september Adult tickets please? Thanks."
#46
Hmm Ok Then
#47
I Think You Forgot To Close The Corn Car...
Your average non-binary wolf 3 years ago
If you stay on it long enough, they'll be red too!
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Jill Pulcifer 5 years ago
Whoever did that will be sorry when they take that $1.85 out of their check.
Petra Schaap 5 years ago
i thought this was one of those European former rail roads they turned into a bicycle path
#48
$49 For A "Frog" Cake
Raine Soo 5 years ago
I like the colour, but no way this cake is worth $49. There isn't even a frog on it.
OrangeChicken 5 years ago
guys, gals, my non-binary pals... this is what true art looks like. Beautiful.
Szymon Bartosik 5 years ago
Oh come on, it's a game. You just have to draw the rest of the frog. You can clearly see it's face and it's... end.
Marcellus the Third 5 years ago
It's Crunchy Frog? "We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose."
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#49
They’re Different Colors? Super Hard
Monty Is Fiennes 5 years ago
You get the feeling, someone thought this was 'artistic looking'...
Truth Monster 5 years ago
those displays don't rotate. however its possible a bored kid hooligan switched the signage.
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Wasn't There Any Other Stock Image
Jacqui Dunn 5 years ago
There are drivers, and there are backseat drivers....male or female, they always know everything the real driver is doing wrong. I'd say it's even: backseat drivers of both sexes are better.
#51
New Chandelier Was Installed In The Apartment Below!
#52
Well Then.....
Jacqui Dunn 5 years ago
Of course you would! I think only New Zealanders would beat Canadians at apologizing.
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Truth Monster 5 years ago
There used to be a yearly sale in my area that said "Large Kids Sale". Every time I drove by, I got a giggle out of it
#53
Found This In My School Lmao
Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago
It’s a think before you speak poster. Just missing the ‘Think before you speak’ bit.
#54
Guess It'll Never End
Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago
They’re avoiding 2020. Fair play to them, it’s not been a great year.
wandile dludlu 5 years ago
Someone at immigration knew... they didn't tell us, but they tried to warn us
#55
Don't Know If I'd Trust Em
#56
Nice Parking Job There Mr. Advanced Parking Solutions
Jeff Requier 5 years ago
you can make mistakes backing into a spot, EVERYONE should be backing in. Theres Never an excuse for f*****g up pulling into a spot where you can line your self up and drive between the lines
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
That's what you get when you don't use Advanced Parking Solutions. They guy was just making his point.
#57
Removing One Blade Will Definitely Make The Fan Work...
Bacony Cakes 5 years ago
The rest go through the hole it created, ever played lemmings?
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I Feel Like Somebody Got Fired
#59
10lb Bag Of Mice
CAELYN MORALES 5 years ago
IT'S SO ADORIBLE ( PS: I know i spelled that wrong, my brain ain't working today
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To Keep Someone’s Identity A Secret
#61
Well... He Could've Picked Uo This One
CAELYN MORALES 5 years ago
I wonder what happened to the fork... maybe someone has a yellow fork now
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
If you know how they paint these stripes you also know that they didn't even notice the fork in the road.
#62
Very Smart Is Dog
Maria R 5 years ago
It ate the dog, that's why there's a cat at the last pic and not a dog.
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Ani Archeron 5 years ago
And my dog gets listed as a cat! Can’t the algorithm make up its mind? Haha
#63
"My Baby!"
Raine Soo 5 years ago
Yikes! How do you repair or replace an instrument that is essentially an extension of you? Classical pianist Glenn Gould needed his piano repaired after movers dropped it out a window and onto the pavement. He noted that, even though repaired, it was never the same again.
Annemarie Mattheyse 5 years ago
As a cellist, this has the same effect on me as looking at a picture of an open fracture.
Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago
I don't even play any instruments, but I find this image appalling as well.
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#64
Correct Black Man In Picture, How Hard Could It Be?
PhantomBuni 5 years ago
What the heck? People are pretty easy to tell apart
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#65
The ‘Worst Criminal This Week’ Award Goes To:
#66
It Will Be Good For The Kids In The Back, Though
Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago
President: "now to reduce school shootings, we are giving each child a knife so that if they feel the urge to kill someone, they will not have to smuggle in a gun"
Load More Replies... TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago
no more school shootings, but now a new thing called school knifings-
#67
Yep, They Sure Do
Vorknkx 5 years ago
Years ago I worked as a translator, and for certified (and/or notarized) translations we had a rule that we could not translate stuff in foreign languages we weren't specificly qualified for. I was only qualified for English, so everytime I encountered something else, I had to just mark it, e.g. [text in German - illegible]. Now imagine if most of the document was in such a language - I'd turn in a very short translation, most of it being "illegible" :D
Jane S. 5 years ago
Yeah, I know the company who does the transcription / captions for Chopped. You aren't allowed to use or translate a foreign language, you have to note the foreign language is being spoken instead.
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Helpful For Finding Your Car
Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago
A serious question ftom a not that good with technology person. Since I have always my location activated, can I somehow where I was for a all year, around 4 years ago.?
#69
Can Somebody Explain This?
EA 5 years ago (edited)
I will be so tempted to use this for the ‘other’ box next time I have to fill out a form and specify my gender
Bacony Cakes 5 years ago
Don't forget International Highschool Visit to Ho Chi Minh City on March 13.
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«-𝑳𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒔-» 3 years ago
w-w-w why is there a guy HANGING FROM A NOOSE TIED TO A GALLOWS IN THE BACKROUND?!?
#70
Seems Like They Stocked Up On Invisible Ink. Either That Or I’ve Been Lied Too...
#71
Try Not To Rage
Stannous Flouride 5 years ago
All mitre saws are slightly off and need to be reset between each cut or this happens.
Load More Replies... Forrest McCanless 5 years ago
Nothing to do with the miter angle - the board-to-board gaps are wider on the right-hand side.
Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 5 years ago
Finite precision in SGL always mess you up during texture mapping.
#72
This "Family Pharmacy" Sign
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
Give us an accurate description of the American healthcare system in one picture.
#73
Mmmm I Love Coocies
#74
It’ll Just Melt
#75
Political Humor
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
At least we know for sure that he didn't have his @ss bleached.... analTrump-...03ca75.jpg 
#76
Clock That Has Hung On Our Wall With 20 Years. Needless To Say It Gets Confusing Sometimes
InstantRamenGuy 5 years ago
*at the clock factory* Person: hey, wanna troll people with OCD? Other person: ok, sure
Emma Manning 5 years ago
That's not what ocd is. OCD isn't just being neat. It's when you have excessive thoughts that lead to repetitive behavior, and interferes with daily life. It'a not just being neat. No hate, just want to educate.
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#77
Innocent Until Proven Tasty
#78
I Did The Job Boss
Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago
There’s nothing better than a cake decorator who takes things too literally.
#79
Subtitle For French Song. Same Line Three Minutes Straight
#80
I Compressed The Image Boss
#81
I Mean If You Insist
#82
May They Have Meant Circumstances?
Helena Houzarová 5 years ago
They missed the opportunity to misspell inconveniece as incontinence here.
#83
Just, Why?
TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago
This is prob where the *You are doing it wrong* thing came from :/
guy greej 5 years ago
Photoshoot: here hold this rectangular cube thing, the actual product will be put in later with editing. Editing desk: Here's the pic put the popsicle in his hand. Edit guy: what the... But the fingers... I'll... aah what the heck. the boss much later: Good job was done here
#84
Just Use A Vpn
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
There are free VPN's so why go through a lot of trouble? I use one of them to have get acces to sites which " are not available in my country due to legal reasons..."
Sophia Graubart 5 years ago
because google does not understand phrases, just keywords. you wrote VPN, so it looked for things with VPN.
#85
I Spent A Few Minutes Laughing At This
#86
Now My Food Gonna Fall Off.
#87
Lemon-Orange Hybrid Obviously
Vic 5 years ago
When life hands me lemons, I make orange juice.. and life goes like "dafaq just happen there?"
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"When life gives you lemons, call them "yellow oranges" and sell them for double the price." -Stan Pines
#88
At A Hospital I Visited A While Back
TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago
commit die, they said. it is nessessary, they said ´-´
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#89
Are You Sure?
TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago
hmmmm, maybe it is a little bit wrong. Oh, the size! It should be across the whole shirt! :O
Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 5 years ago
It's either Africa or Australia and New Zealand if you are really drunk and looking at it sideway.
#90
Shoot The Goddamn Bullies
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
No, we need MORE guns in schools so school shooters don't have to smuggle them in themselves. /S
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«-𝑳𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒔-» 3 years ago
My friend was accused of bringing a gun to school so he was suspended for a week and on the day he was accused he didn't have his backpack so he couldn't do any of his work. It was stupid because it was a pickme girl who said that and he doesn't even own a gun.
#91
Found At My Neighborhood Mailbox
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
In Europe this is very unfortumate for the sender, because he'll have to replace the antenna.
Louloubelle 5 years ago
It's probably Canada. If it were here in the US, someone would sue.
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Am I Wrong Or Is This Actually Harder Than The Obvious Alternative?
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
There's gone a lot of effort into the attempt to keep the job easy.
#93
Salat Is My Personal Favourite
Kaisa 5 years ago
You know that there are also other languages besides english. For example: salat in estonian is salad in english.
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Sardonic Scribe 5 years ago
To be fair, this could be a sign in Germany - where Salat = Salad. Still no excuse for the China though.
Roxanne D'souza 5 years ago
Salat is a medieval salad so it's a legit word, but unsure if the spelling is intentional. Most non-english people write it how they pronounce it. I've seen so many "chineez" and "chikin" spellings all over.
RoyalMoon27 5 years ago
All these words are the same in both English and German except for Salat, which is German for salad... so this is probably in Germany?
#94
My Kit Kat Has No Wafer
wandile dludlu 5 years ago
I think this is more of a win than anything else... unless you're the monster that enjoys the wafer only
#95
Task Failed Successfully
Stannous Flouride 5 years ago
Pay $2 for one and get the second cup FREE.
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TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago
I saw this while playin roblox XD. Someone said, * I will help u for free if u give me a legendary*
Morgan Olson 4 years ago (edited)
'selling' and 'free' can not go in the same sentance (unless the sentance is we are selling potatoes and giving out free plastic bags to put them in)
Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 5 years ago
The library get it for free, but they are selling it at a price. That's how capitalism work.
#96
Thank God For These Savings
TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago
still tho, at my closest store that same soda is about $3, so i would rather this-
#97
Brand New House Got Cabinets In It That Day Might Lose The Porch The Next
Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago
Well none of those supports are secure so that house is doomed even if they did balance that awkward one properly.
#98
Someone Didn't Think This Through
«-𝑳𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒔-» 3 years ago
It's like a sniper angle. John F. Kennedy was shot in the head.
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Lawrencium 3 years ago
The four screens make it look like the crosshairs of a rifle. The image depicts former United States president John F. Kennedy, who was famously assassinated.
#99
My Brothers GF Just Cut This Cheesecake...
Russell Ellwardt 5 years ago
Since there is always someone in the party who insists on having just a small piece, she does have a point.
#100
Without Hat
#101
Last Time I Checked That’s Not What Legs Look Like
#102
Why Dear God Why Did You Do This
#103
How To Save A Life
Mathieu Brouwers 5 years ago
DP, just two letters. They distracted someone.
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nyaruto uzumaki 4 years ago
If it were a word, it would be "adoption" and "scorpion" mixed together.
Truth Monster 5 years ago
is adorpion when you adopt a child, only to send them back to Russia when they prove to be "damaged?"
#104
Something’s Wrong, I Can Feel It...
Little Wonder 5 years ago
The actual problem is the UCK is printed upside down. Kinda lose the point when it's blurred.
Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago
Had to go to the source to find what was wrong with this - the "u" is upside down.
*. hinata~superfan .* 4 years ago
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ML 5 years ago
So it is censored IRL? I thought this is done here and I cannot figure out, what the issue is when I cannot see the picture correctly.
RoyalMoon27 5 years ago
It appears as though what is supposed to be a "u" is actually an "n"
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#105
Now That's A Pour Design For A Bathroom Sink
InstantRamenGuy 5 years ago
Water they thinking! That idea should go down the drain, but somehow it didn't
Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago
Pipe down! Just because they faucet up doesn’t mean you have to soapb about it.
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Civil Engineering In South America
#107
Ah Yes, Mars The Country
#108
How Can You Mess This Up
#109
My Guy... Just How?
Linus Nilsson 5 years ago
Well, it's quite clear that the body was not attached, and it still went for painting. Probably not the painters fault
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
It is because the car fell from the carlift. You lift the car with the chassis, not with the body.
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#110
One Of My Screws Was Not Threaded
#111
Two Hundred And Thirty Degrees In France?
cassiushumanmother 5 years ago
It's totally normal. The 230° is on Bordeaux wine production area, and this is just the heat you feel after a wine "tasting" tour there. 14° of alcohol X 16 glass = 230°. It's just simple maths.
cassiushumanmother 5 years ago
I get downvoted so maybe my french humour is not understood, i lived near Bordeaux it's not against this area. I have to explain that some country use ° (degrees), and some others % to measure alcohol in beverages. In France we use degrees, it is the same as %
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#112
Virtual School Test
XxInstantKarmaxX 5 years ago (edited)
I mean it's not wrong but it's not right either \_(ツ)_/¯
OrangeChicken 5 years ago
Hey! that's Canvas! I haven't seen any one else use it except my school (I know there are probably a lot, I just got weirdly excited)
#113
Someone Tried To Replace A Missing 2 Of Clubs...
#114
Needless To Say, Mom And Dad Weren’t Too Happy With This One
Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago
But what a shame, the poor groomsbride is a whoer.
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#115
Yeah I Don't Think That's Going To Work
Benjamin Massie 5 years ago
You have to flip the cord over and over again to put it in correctly.
#116
How Did They Mess That Up
#117
Welp...
Dawn Efestione Griffin 5 years ago
this is like me and my friends all of them are soo much alike me the outsider
#118
I Did It Boss, Ive Build The Crash Barrier.
Jeff Requier 5 years ago
its true, bikes are going along next to the vehicles and than have a walk light so intstead of stopping with the vehicles they switch over to the cross walk and than back to the road.
#119
Yes, Nevv York Is My Favourite Metropolitan
#120
Ordered Two Cheese And One Pepperoni. Got One Pepperoni
#121
Nice, Fooled Me Again
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
And of course removing the ad was not included in the order to post the "1 per household" sign.
#122
Meatallica
Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago
It’s a tribute to his two favourite artists clearly: meatloaf and Metallica
#123
Not Sure If Intentional Or Oblivious, But This Architect Did A Crappy Job
Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago
Well you’d never get lost. Driver, take me to the poop house please.
Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago
The windows in the middle appear to spell "poop".
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Who Ever Designed This I Really Hope They Get Fired Soon
Mystery Egg 5 years ago
I have one of these magic mice for my work computer....it is SO frustrating!
#125
Maybe... Maybe It Will Turn Black Later...
#126
London, Manhatten, New York
WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago
No, it's not even remotely accurate. London - Manhattan, New York.
#127
"How To Not Make Subtitles"
Corey Smith 5 years ago
They tried to censor "f*****g" but left the word "f**k" intact.
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The Salt Shakers At My Hotel (It Had A Kitchen)
Stannous Flouride 5 years ago
In humid areas this is much more practical. The salt clumps and has to be thrown away.
Mystery Egg 5 years ago
put uncooked rice in. It absorbs the moisture from humidity and prevents this.
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#129
Meanwhile In Bangladesh
#130
Bruh You Only Had One Iob
#131
Thanks Subtitle
BusLady 5 years ago
What really bugs me about subtitles is when it's not even close to the dialog.
#132
Designed The Box, Boss!
NMN 5 years ago
Took me a long time... so, the red charachter is using the blue block disc to block ugh... the red from connecting
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Thanks. I almost gave up trying to figure it out.
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Mm Yes Purple
«-𝑳𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒔-» 3 years ago (edited)
I'll take Gray cuz it's like my emotions (phrasing it as my emotions and thoughts are meaningless)
#134
That Cable Canal Sure Is Useful On A Moveable Lamp.
#135
Ah Yes, The Train Station Is Her King
Stannous Flouride 5 years ago
Cut out of the picture are B.B. on the left and Ru Paul on the right.
#136
For Sale- Issue: Injured
Kristin Ingersoll 5 years ago
Looks like a shoe store from the mirror. And it's a knock-off Air Jordon, but they messed up the logo. The real logo has two straight legs. The green shoe... doesn't.
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