Being 35 most likely means you've been through some trouble resulting in you getting superior knowledge by this time. And yes, it usually means you're completely and utterly fed up with everything, especially the things that breathe. Your dog, kids, husband - you name it. Sure, it doesn't mean you don't love them and wouldn't give the world for them but oh my, you so in need of a holiday in an uninhabited island as faaaaar away from them as possible.
Having all of this in mind, a list of things most women do by the time they reach this age was bound to be made sooner or later. And the hero of today's story was a perfect person for the task, given she's a feminist writer who made her Twitter account a gold mine of little sarcastic remarks about the ups and downs of adulthood. Scroll down to see her list and the hilarious contributions!
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May seem rude, but it's funny anyway. Wait til you're 63, you won't even want the invitations-lol.
I have gone to the store after dropping a kid off. I didn't make a list because I only wanted one thing, but the moment I arrive at the store, I forget what that one thing was. Sometimes, I wander the store in hopes that it will come back to me. Sometimes I just shrug and go home only to remember and miss the thing the moment I put my keys away.
I call this "Destinesia" or destination amnesia and am a early sufferer (started around 30 or so lol)
You know you’re far gone when the thing you forgot about was the eyeglasses that are on your head...
I did this today - I am not even within a ten year range of 35. Although it does say by 35... hmm
What's worse is thinking of something you want from another room and then deciding you don't want it bad enough it get up.
Oh just wait until you get past 50...positively terrifying. P.S. You'll need a industrial strength magnifying mirror.
It's the only way to have an intelligent conversation with someone these days.
You don't have to drink alcohol. Some of us can't and even though its a socially accepted drug it shouldn't be promoted as stress control. Ever.
This is ridiculously true. Please add.... Work place, car and calendar.
Aunt Messy with another moronic comment. She just can't help herself.
Load More Replies...I seem to be the key demographic but I don't find these at all relatable. What am I missing?
Exactly, same here. I don't understand this post ;)
Load More Replies...Ehhh...ground rules for how women "should" act? Why not just be you? I thought were getting past this as a societal group that you must fit into a box someone else built.
They're commiserating over shared experiences in an exaggerated and sarcastic way. No one is actually saying any of these are "rules".
Load More Replies...I think 35 is still quite young for these behaviors. But just wait til 50. Im ready to put civilization behind me and move to a remote island with only pets.
This is a bunch of angry at life women! Also acting way older than they actually are. This bitterness of life is for 70-80 year olds, not 35.
Aunt Messy with another moronic comment. She just can't help herself.
Load More Replies...I seem to be the key demographic but I don't find these at all relatable. What am I missing?
Exactly, same here. I don't understand this post ;)
Load More Replies...Ehhh...ground rules for how women "should" act? Why not just be you? I thought were getting past this as a societal group that you must fit into a box someone else built.
They're commiserating over shared experiences in an exaggerated and sarcastic way. No one is actually saying any of these are "rules".
Load More Replies...I think 35 is still quite young for these behaviors. But just wait til 50. Im ready to put civilization behind me and move to a remote island with only pets.
This is a bunch of angry at life women! Also acting way older than they actually are. This bitterness of life is for 70-80 year olds, not 35.