Being 35 most likely means you've been through some trouble resulting in you getting superior knowledge by this time. And yes, it usually means you're completely and utterly fed up with everything, especially the things that breathe. Your dog, kids, husband - you name it. Sure, it doesn't mean you don't love them and wouldn't give the world for them but oh my, you so in need of a holiday in an uninhabited island as faaaaar away from them as possible.

Having all of this in mind, a list of things most women do by the time they reach this age was bound to be made sooner or later. And the hero of today's story was a perfect person for the task, given she's a feminist writer who made her Twitter account a gold mine of little sarcastic remarks about the ups and downs of adulthood. Scroll down to see her list and the hilarious contributions!

More info: Anne Theriault

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Sandi Leach
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2 years ago

May seem rude, but it's funny anyway. Wait til you're 63, you won't even want the invitations-lol.

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athornedrose
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2 years ago

me, daily

Cassie
Community Member
2 years ago

I have gone to the store after dropping a kid off. I didn't make a list because I only wanted one thing, but the moment I arrive at the store, I forget what that one thing was. Sometimes, I wander the store in hopes that it will come back to me. Sometimes I just shrug and go home only to remember and miss the thing the moment I put my keys away.

CrunChewy McSandybutt
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2 years ago

This is my exercise routine.

Maria Ines Molina
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2 years ago

Absolutely

Cobaltqube
Community Member
2 years ago

I call this "Destinesia" or destination amnesia and am a early sufferer (started around 30 or so lol)

Kathy Baylis
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2 years ago

You know you’re far gone when the thing you forgot about was the eyeglasses that are on your head...

Bluebell Rizzi
Community Member
2 years ago

I did this today - I am not even within a ten year range of 35. Although it does say by 35... hmm

Sandi Leach
Community Member
2 years ago

What's worse is thinking of something you want from another room and then deciding you don't want it bad enough it get up.

Foxxy
Community Member
2 years ago

All.the.time

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Vic
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2 years ago

I think every dog lover would agree to petting a dog part, woman or man

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Suzanne Clark
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2 years ago

Oh just wait until you get past 50...positively terrifying. P.S. You'll need a industrial strength magnifying mirror.

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Suzanne Clark
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2 years ago

It's the only way to have an intelligent conversation with someone these days.

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Colin Leetham
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2 years ago

This is a very human list.

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Grazina Strolia
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2 years ago

STORY OF MY EXISTENCE NOW. YES. YES YES YES YES YES.

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Laugh Fan
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2 years ago

Oops - just did some of that.

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Louise Brigance
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2 years ago

BEST SELLER!!!

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Veronica Sjöberg
Community Member
2 years ago

You don't have to drink alcohol. Some of us can't and even though its a socially accepted drug it shouldn't be promoted as stress control. Ever.

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Something
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2 years ago

Does nobody wear sunscreen?

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karen snyder
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2 years ago

This is ridiculously true. Please add.... Work place, car and calendar.

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Kiz Bowen
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2 years ago

Not just me then!

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Maria Rohlen
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2 years ago

Never.

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Bonnie Clyde
Community Member
2 years ago

You're not really 30 until you've had a seven deadly gins party.

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Valerie G.
Community Member
2 years ago

close, I say "oh, what fresh hell is this?"

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Doober
Community Member
2 years ago

Replace CVS with Target and we've got a match!

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