Being 35 most likely means you've been through some trouble resulting in you getting superior knowledge by this time. And yes, it usually means you're completely and utterly fed up with everything, especially the things that breathe. Your dog, kids, husband - you name it. Sure, it doesn't mean you don't love them and wouldn't give the world for them but oh my, you so in need of a holiday in an uninhabited island as faaaaar away from them as possible.

Having all of this in mind, a list of things most women do by the time they reach this age was bound to be made sooner or later. And the hero of today's story was a perfect person for the task, given she's a feminist writer who made her Twitter account a gold mine of little sarcastic remarks about the ups and downs of adulthood. Scroll down to see her list and the hilarious contributions!

More info: Anne Theriault

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Sandi Leach 3 weeks ago

May seem rude, but it's funny anyway. Wait til you're 63, you won't even want the invitations-lol.

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Live Era Nemow 3 weeks ago

This is called the doorway effect. When you enter another environment or another room, your brain resets your memory to make room for a new episode

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Vic 3 weeks ago

I think every dog lover would agree to petting a dog part, woman or man

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Suzanne Clark 3 weeks ago

Oh just wait until you get past 50...positively terrifying. P.S. You'll need a industrial strength magnifying mirror.

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Suzanne Clark 3 weeks ago

It's the only way to have an intelligent conversation with someone these days.

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Colin Leetham 3 weeks ago

This is a very human list.

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Grazina Strolia 3 weeks ago

STORY OF MY EXISTENCE NOW. YES. YES YES YES YES YES.

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Laugh Fan 3 weeks ago

Oops - just did some of that.

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Louise Brigance 3 weeks ago

BEST SELLER!!!

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Veronica Sjöberg 3 weeks ago

You don't have to drink alcohol. Some of us can't and even though its a socially accepted drug it shouldn't be promoted as stress control. Ever.

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Something 3 weeks ago

Does nobody wear sunscreen?

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karen snyder 3 weeks ago

This is ridiculously true. Please add.... Work place, car and calendar.

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Kiz Bowen 3 weeks ago

Not just me then!

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Anne Thériault@anne_theriault Apr 5

By the age of 35, every woman should:

- be walking around the house saying, “Why is every single light on? Do I look like I’m made of money? Open a curtain for once, will you?”
- wonder aloud why this room that she just tidied is messy again
- have developed a library of sighs

Josh Gondelman
Replying to @anne_theriault

Sighbrary!!!

7:48 PM - 5 Apr 2019

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Bonnie Clyde 3 weeks ago

You're not really 30 until you've had a seven deadly gins party.

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Valerie G. 3 weeks ago

close, I say "oh, what fresh hell is this?"

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Doober 3 weeks ago

Replace CVS with Target and we've got a match!

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