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If you are an avid internet user, you must know at least one tweet that made you cringe so hard, you wanted to evaporate into thin air. They’re the type of statements that are so out there, the mental image of them is etched in your brain forever. You wish you could erase it, but it will always be there.

Twitter user @y8czz decided to survey the internet for those stories and opinions that no one needed to hear by tweeting, “What’s the worst tweet of all time?” The collection is, honestly, quite awful. We’ve compiled the best of the worst so you can scroll down to see it. But fair warning before you dive in: the second-hand embarrassment you might get when reading the following tweets can be a bit much, so proceed with caution.

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ADJ
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a citizen of Poland, where nazi located most of the death camps, I am deeply concerned about this person mental health. Also, I am pissed and would happily punch the moron in the face. With a brick in hand.

TotallyNOTaFox
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As german I want to drag her into such a camp and have her follow a guided museum tour.

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David
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the concentration camo my grandmother was in, they got only 700 calories of food a day, officially, assuming the nazi guards were in a good mood. The only fat people were the guards and the collaborators

My O My
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What, what on earth does this person think would else happen when you stop eating???

Andy Cran
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

height of absolute ignorance that tweet.... there's a reason I call it "twatter"

TonyTee
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F*****g wacko, I’d of wrote her and told her to put her cuckoo back in the clock.

Andy Cran
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol cuckoo back in the clock 😆😆😆.... that's a new one on me

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PowellSkier
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A whole new breed of science deniers.

Monsen
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sick! The camps are/were some of the darkest places "humanity" ever created! And I want to add the obvious: people there weren't *skinny* but got starved, tortured and worse!

Greenmantle
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have difficulty not giving this person a sharp slap.

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Sharing our lives on social media is very normal these days. Posting your pictures, videos, and personal information has become standard to the point that younger generations are so used to it, they don’t see the lack of privacy as an issue. Self-promotion is ruling social media with everyone wanting to look better, say something smarter, and do something more impressive than anyone else. It’s a competition in which public sharing is the only way to win. 

The thing is that whenever something gets on the internet, it’s there forever. Or, at least, it’s very difficult to get it erased. It’s obvious, you say, but the people that tweeted all these mad things didn’t consider it. So, maybe it’s good to remind yourself that one has to be careful about what they put online as everything settles into our digital footprint. 

A digital footprint is a collection of data of your online activity. It consists not only of the information you willingly share on social media (active digital footprint) but also the websites you visit, online purchases, etc. (passive digital footprint). Basically, it’s a trail of everything you do whilst on the internet. And one can do a lot with such information.

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    #2

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    Celeste Grant
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of attitude is so prevalent unfortunately.

    Matthews
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, ableism is deeply ingrained into many levels of our society - even in schools and academia, where it should be uprooted first.

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    ️ ️lefty libra️ (she/her)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nothing sadder than people who shame others (edit: to all you in wheelchairs, youre beautiful just the way you are. don't listen to these dimwits)

    CaptainDinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, is that Ken Jennings from Jeopardy? What the actual f**k Ken!? 🫣

    Beth H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously we don't know him personally but that truly seems out of character, doesn't it?

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the end of July. I was trying to figure out why an overly-warm wheelchair user wouldn't be able to get cooled off.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is wrong with people?

    Lil Miss Hobbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just another level of ick. I hope I never have to read it again.

    EP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg did I really just read that! What??!! I’m speechless.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ken Jennings? The host of Jeopardy Ken Jennings?

    Bel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eh-skyooooz-a me? Imma be in a wheelchair by the time I'm thirty, ain't nothing wrong with being hot an' in a wheelchair mah fren.

    Jazmin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is ableist. People in wheelchairs can live EXTREMELY successful lives and love lives. Please don't listen to these people!

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    #3

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    PixieVonBehr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's actually a lot more to this tweet and I'd recommend listening to Jon Ronson's podcast or read his book "So you've been publicly shamed".

    Miriam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there's a whole book about it, this is probably too much to ask, but can you give me a quick recap of some of the missing context?

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    Laughing otter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even today, she can't see why this was offensive. One of her excuses is that she was trying to "raise AIDS awareness." Another is that she was "making fun of the first world bubble."

    GettingCereal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to be honest, I've always read that as exactly what you said her "excuses" are. Never got why this was supposed to be so bad that it warrants losing your job and being globally branded a racist.

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    Biofish23
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about this one. It could be just plain old racist or it could be a poor attempt to use dark humor to point out health inequalities.

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The company that fired her quietly hired her back three years later, but hid her in a different division.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just shouldn't be traveling 🙄 😒

    the meme dude
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    overly loud heheheha starts playing*

    Singing Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooo lord theres a lot to unpack here...

    Jazmin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell's up with her racist ***

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    In a paper published in 2019, researchers found that a digital footprint alone is enough to determine your personality type. They used prior research data to find information extracted from social media profiles and tried to identify a person’s possible Big Five personality traits. According to them, they could predict a person’s character with “remarkable accuracy.” And while this seems innocent, it means that we’re basically an open book to anyone willing to look us up online.

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    Studies have shown that your big five personality score can predict many real-world outcomes. Health, wealth, as well as occupational and relationship success can be determined just by looking at the results of the test. They can even judge how likely a person is to have an affair or steal from their employer. In fact, many employers use the big five personality test to determine how successful their candidates would be at their jobs. Soon enough, taking a test will not even be necessary as social media will do all the talking for us.

    #4

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    Dead Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Stefan sits on his sofa, watching stuff and counting the eggs that women have in their ovaries...yeah thats pretty normal

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's the inventor of the egg timer, course he can't do anything else.

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    Jayne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rarely is anyone more obsessed with a woman's fertility than wrinkly old pervs long past their prime.

    ️ ️lefty libra️ (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not all women have to have kids. her body, her choice.

    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She honestly does seem like she wants kids but we don’t know for sure

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    Satan herself
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wondering when it became his business 🤔

    ADJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a nosy misogynist moron. Post is from 2019, I really hope Covid get rid of him in the years since.

    Foffy Skrimshaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an equally dumb thing to say. No one should wish for someone's death simply because they said something stupid.

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    BC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s always one creepy bastard in the corner of the pub…or the internet…

    shanila.pheonix_
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so that's not creepy at all, she said without a hint of sarcasm /s

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jfc on a cracker. What a creep.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know Taylor Swift is a singer. That's all I need to know. Anything else is her business, not mine.

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    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 100% sane statement from the kind of person I'd like to run my multi billion dollar company on equally sane principles.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even teenagers in love are retching at these words

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And suddenly the "UwU" language starts to look like poesy in comparison....

    CatWoman1014
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would have been better as a private text message not public because eew

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I was gonna say. If your SO and you talk like this then good for you but leave us out of it lol

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    Pascal’s Swagger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is bad but at least it’s not nazis and fantasizing about losing weight through famine

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF??? CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME UNSEE JUICE???

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a hard time wrapping my head around someone who was on top of the world and respected and admired by just about everyone, but then decided sanity was overrated, did a 180, and became this garbage lunatic that no one likes anymore.

    BC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did I just say about the creep at the pub???!!!

    Ruby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like elons tweets because they make me giggle

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest im surprised most of these aren't from Musky Man or Trump

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    #6

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    Just another idiot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 I can't even imagine how this would make me feel if I was a woman. I'm a dude and this almost made me sick.

    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gagged as I read this! 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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    CaptainDinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your Honor, the prosecution would like to enter this tweet as exhibit A."

    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sound the perve alert!

    Singing Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... why is he smelling minors

    Anya Beboop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't completely tell but he might be a cannibal.

    Beth H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this wins the worst title. Congratulations, sir.

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    Since many are worried about their digital footprint, the talk about the right to be forgotten has been getting louder and louder. In essence, it’s your right to ask for a website to remove any content you don’t like about yourself from their servers. This is especially relevant for former convicts but also for anyone else who has posted something without thinking it might affect their careers or relationships. The people responsible for the tweets on this list should probably think about this, too.

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    DBear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then they got in their canoes and paddled away.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mind can't comprehend what the actual fück this person tweeted

    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we would know this how? There was a roving native reporter on the scene (as the Europeans wouldn't know the language)?

    Laura MG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a misrepresentation of Cooks expedition to Australia, where he reported that the indigenous completely ignored his ship

    Sandy Kavanaugh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember reading that, too. He also stated that the natives really seemed to wish they would go away.

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    3 Trash Pandas (She/They)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost like 20 brain cells reading this. (And as a Native American I can confirm that we can, in fact, see boats)

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this person mightve been dropped at birth. I can't comprehend the level of stupidity here. I think I feel stupid now. Gr8! ITS SPREADING!!😕

    Boo-Urns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even understand this one.

    Nicki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The American education system hard at work... 🙄🙄🙄

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    L. Murphy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about kill him? People who post turds like this should just be tossed off a cliff.

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    HungryPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have permission to castrate him im the guise of a preventative measure against testicular cancer.

    Slambamblam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew nasty disgusting gross grody hideous blah

    axle f
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but if he cut you off because of a mastectomy, he''d still be a gigantic a*s. no?

    hearditontheX
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just nothing right here. Nothing amusing about cancer especially breast cancer

    DBear
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to respond to unsolicited to unsolicited and scam calls by speaking a mixture of German, mock German and Yiddish. I once got a call from the Breast Cancer Awareness Foundation. When they asked if they could count on me for my support I replied, "Ja, Ich liebe das boobies.. I bet I'm going to hell for that.

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    Alexandra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I guess that's the only reply such an absurd posting deserves. It's really astonishing to see to which degree some people can delude themselves.

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    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember when Lizzo dropped some weight and people roasted her for "not loving herself the way she was"? I'm like b***h knees hurt & and she's trying not to get diabetes, how's that not loving yourself?

    Wysteria_Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when she wasn't public about exercising and eating right, people shamed her for glamorizing obesity (mostly Jillian Michaels trying to stay relevant).

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    Haywood Jablome
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Intentionally quitting heroin and living drug free are antithetical to each other. Any attempt to break addictions are drug-user'phobic

    Malfar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won't be surprised at all if someone somewhere thinks so genuinely.

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    Hex Gurls
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it fatphobic that i have to lose weight because of my chronic knee pain 🤨

    rullyman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah this school of thought seems to be going around at the moment. Recently on youtube I ended up in a tiff with someone who said that if I was restricting my food intake in any way then I wasn't listening to my body and was starving myself. I am 1.58m tall and if I eat things like chocolate, crisps, and other high calorie snacks every day, then I very easily put on weight because my calorie needs are low. She didn't seem to understand when I was telling her "I'm restricting myself but not eating them every time i see them and want them, instead I eat them now and again."

    AndThenICommented
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That said, a lot of people do condition themselves to an overly low caloric intake. I’ve learned so much from powerlifting and bikini prep. I restrict sweets because, yeah the nutrition isn’t there. But I’ve also removed a lot of ‘good food’ ‘bad food’ diet behaviours and I eat far more than I did previous (about a 1000 calories - I used to be obsessed with staying at 1200-1500 a day). I’ve also learned that it’s normal for weight to go up and down in the year and shouldn’t be seen as some sort of failure

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me. Trying to lose weight because I hate fatties! It couldn't possibly have anything to do with my heart issues, not wanting to get diabetes, trying to have less stress on my aging joints and so on. No sir-eeee. Has to be because I'm fat phobic. /S Sheesh!

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm morbidly obese. I'm just beginning weight loss medicine and therapy. I'm scared both of losing and of not losing the weight. Plus, in all honesty, I am genuinely lazy. So I guess I'm halfheartedly against fat people?

    Duckie Measles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying anything new can be equal parts scary and exciting. I'm going through something similar myself. Good luck Shyla and you have two adorable kitties cheering you on :)

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    CatWoman1014
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like this are the ones destroying comedy

    Thomas Klobucnik
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fat and unwilling to do the work to get to a healthy weight, so of course everything to do with proper diet and exercise must be "fat phobic". It couldn't possibly be that you're simply fat and lazy....

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How TF did fat phobia start. What about us chubby chasers? Do not not exist all of a sudden?!

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    However, the right to be forgotten is only valid in some countries. For example, it appears in the EU’s General Data Protection Regulation, or GDPR, under Article 17. However, in the US, such laws would infringe on the rights of freedom of expression and free speech. The distinction in the regulation is apparent in the case of two half-brothers that sued Wikipedia for publishing their names in an article about a German actor they were convicted of murdering. The German Wikipedia agreed to “forget” the names and removed them from the German version. The article in English, however, still contains the names as criminal histories of individuals are protected by the First Amendment. 

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    Petra Schaap
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok but this is funny bad. In 2020 i was watching a tv program that followed the staff of some super fancy hotel in London. Very hectic ofcourse. It was apparently taped in 2019, because when they showed the staff celebrating at new year one of them said something like "oh man Im so ready for everything 2020 brings, i hope things will slow down because im done with all the hectic, next year is going to be so great" I was watching him and thought "gee thanks bud"

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to think they only had to wait about a year for wish fulfillment.

    Robin Roper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only we'd listened to the epidemiologists who had been warning we very well could see a pandemic in the form of a SARS like virus that would likely originate in Asia.

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only way KFC could have made this more disgusting is to put a slice of watermelon.

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! Or collard greens for that matter.

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    Hex Gurls
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can see the vision but i wish a little bit more thought went into it

    Brat hard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's kinda funny not gonna lie (i got a good chuckle over it)

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it reminds me of the pride month Burger King ad that was like “homo estas?” If anyone knows what I’m talking about

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a fine way to ruin the Colonel’s image, stupid bastards

    Milan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can, please, somebody explain to non-americans? Thank you :)

    Bethereinthemorning
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KFC was making an awkward attempt at a “woke” commercial during the 2020 Black Lives Matter protests. The shadow looks like a raised fist. However, it comes across as really racist because there is a stereotype about black Americans eating fried chicken.

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    David Gripon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also looks like a mushroom cloud.

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    Michael None
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Musk spent $44 billion on twitter. He could have given every American $133. Instead he chose to be a twat.

    Hannah M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad at basic maths, AND economics. Sounds about right for a twitter user

    Małgorzata Nowaczyk
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so there are only 327 Americans overall?

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only 327 true 'mericans! /JJJJ

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    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm embarrassed to admit it took me way too long to figure out what the issue is. lol

    ADJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only is he bad at math, but also has no idea how inflation works.

    Tiramisu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The math! Ain’t! Mathing!

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like those class action lawsuit settlements. "Here's your $1.53 share of the $500 million settlement. lol Queue Across the Universe by the Beatles. "Nothing's gonna change my world"

    Andy C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do Americans not study math?

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    The First Amendment protects speech no matter if it’s “shared in a public square or on the internet.” In his viral TED Talk, Twitter owner and self-described free speech absolutist, Elon Musk said that the platform has become “a de facto town square” and should welcome everybody’s opinions. But what happens if a person wants their opinion back? What if they change their mind and don’t want to be seen as someone who voices controversial stories online? In a town square, your words are eventually drowned out and forgotten, but that doesn’t happen on Twitter.

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    StrangePenguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no. hell no. don’t encourage these people

    Solangelo4life!!!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s a 68 yr old man in his mothers basement, posing as a girl. Almost all girls have been sexually assaulted, and the rest are still aware

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    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of this whole list, this is the one that made me physically recoil.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want more context to some of these. I assume it's regarding consent to sex. But is it? We can't see the tweet it's in reply to.

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... I'm intrigued by the thought process but also scared

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am very curious what they mean by this. How is it fake?

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    Tiramisu
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. What makes this even sadder is that too many people would agree, word for word.

    Lord Voldedork
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Palestinian. This is the absolut most stupid thing I've ever heard.

    Carl Oxley III
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has been suspended from twitter.

    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should be suspended from speaking.

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    Hooked
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do know some Israeli expats in the Netherlands that speak about Palestinians in this, and other, worse, manner. Repulsive. Off all people, Israelis should know better...

    Gilad Levy
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    2 years ago

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    name 1 positive thing arabs in general or palestinians specifically contributed to the world.

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    Mark Karol-Chik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the world would rid itself of ALL religions, we would be so much more peaceful.

    CatWoman1014
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s sad is the amount of people who believe this because they don’t know the history.

    HAL9000
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Benjamin??? Benjamin Netanyahu, is that you??

    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate people like that. Unfortunately I'm related to some. When I was in 3rd grade in the 80s our teacher would bring in her former college friends from other countries to talk to us. Very liberal school system. She brought in the most beautiful woman named Mondonna, she was from Iran. It was around the time of the hostage situation. My family was saying some terrible things about people from Iran at a get together. I went to school crying to my teacher because I didn't understand why everyone wanted to hurt that nice lady. DeathSaantis would have hated my public school. We read and were taught a lot of things that people are trying to ban now. I don't hate all white people, I'm white, but I hate racists and bigots.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell is she and what makes her drivel relevant?

    HungryPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's nobody, but her inhumane tweet has made me sick to my stomach.

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    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t come back at all

    Tiramisu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sicko. People, CHILDREN, are starving and dying, and this one is making a joke of it

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skinny, possible --- nice, improbable.

    Eva Kašu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Famine! A newly (re)discovered diet.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lack of nutrition causes liquids to be stored in the stomach area, so I doubt the skinny part...

    Salam Payne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are just stupid and you just know there’s no hope for them.

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bring chandler back while your there, we miss him.

    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should probably know what this is but what is Yemen? I assume it’s a country

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a country right on the southernmost tip of Arabia

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    Cultural sensitivities change through the years, too. Things that used to be quite risqué but not too unacceptable to say or do just a few years back can now get someone cancelled. Sometimes, rightfully so. But where does one draw the line? Should someone still be reprimanded for something they have done in the past if they have already atoned for it? And if we do forgive, should we really forget about it? Or should the stain of doing or saying hateful things or even committing a crime always be a part of our lives?

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    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    says a lot about you when your profile pic is the silhouette of a giant penis

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a penis. That's a picture of his personality.

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    Allen Julie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL on bored panda that the louder that howler monkeys howl the smaller their penises.

    Slambamblam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does Elon musk have a penis glistening in the sun as a pfp

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whereas i never forget that Elon paid $US 44 billion for Twitter, just so he could fly it in to the ground at max. speed.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a LOT more d**k in Elon's personality than there is in his pants.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish we could forget that Elon Musk was still alive.

    Otis B Driftwood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon is just so smart and coo... I just threw up.

    Arenite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything elon says or does is the worst.

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    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn they got more ad blockers nowadays than I could count xD uBlock is new to me, gonna have to try it out. Up yours, Jamie 🖕🏻

    Ace
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uBlock is the best I've found - allows you to block lots of other stuff too, like the 'other posts you may like' and 'trending posts' or whatever at the bottom of the page here in BP.

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    ADJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One would wonder why people use adblockers. Maybe, just maybe, they are not interested in buying the advertised c**p? Or maybe, after seeing the same crappy loud obnoxious ad for 25th time today they start hating the product?

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't possibly be that the ad is so obnoxiously big and loud that you can't get to the content you're trying to access...

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    Wheely
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Twitter has the option to block people.

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    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if Youtube wouldn't pest me with two unskipable, 30 seconds ads every 3 minutes I wouldn't need one!

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I'm not. I am explicitly stating that I am FOR a free and open Internet. You have every right to OFFER me an ad by coding it into your page. I, on the other hand, have the FREEDOM to decline to spend MY bandwidth, MY processor cycles, MY RAM, and MY hard disk space downloading, storing, and rendering said ad.

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if Jamie happens to work for an advertising agency?

    Thor Haugen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least this one isn't racist or trivializing pain and death.

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are against companies making money off selling private information about you

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    zak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a comedian, and that's the best "joke" she could come up with?

    Thomas Klobucnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is this common misapprehension that all gay people's lives are a non stop sex party. I can see how seeing a pride parade may give one that impression. The sad truth, however, is that many gay people have just as much trouble finding a partner as straight people. There are even " gasp" gay incels....

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incredibly stupid and rude and I'm sorry to see that some people use feminism, which is entirely and only meant to be about equality, as some sort of allowance to publicly say horrible things about men as a whole.

    axle f
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't think imma go to any of her comedy shows...

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll still be a handsome loser male, just gay. (and also, he won't be a loser, lets face it)

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    One day, the people that posted these tweets will look back at them and think they should have kept their mouths shut. They might even want to take it all back. This day might even be today. But as long as the First Amendment protects the right to internet immortality, we’re safe to enjoy the cringy silliness of someone’s worst opinion ever.

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    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I never thought about it. Here I am LIVING on BP while others are dying </3 /j

    Wysteria_Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had an ex coworker post a FB status after the night club shooting in Florida, how terrified it made her b/c she went into a nightclub that night, too, how it could have been her...she's not even in Florida.

    Theo Blackwood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this actually Naomi Smalls or just a fan account? Actually, it doesn’t matter, who the f**k it is, they’re still scum. But if it is the actual drag queen, I am stunned that she still has fans after that.

    Thomas Klobucnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it makes you feel better, you could always join them voluntarily, if you know what I mean....

    Jazmin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW B***H KEEP YOUR VEIWS TO URSELF

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 150,000 people die everyday worldwide. But about 380,000 people born daily worldwide.

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    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this a finalist it the Didn't Happen Of the Year Awards?

    David Gripon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I told my daughter about RGB and IBS and she immediately s**t a rainbow.

    Ace
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad to say I haven't a clue what this one is about.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RBG = Ruth Bader Ginsberg who recently died.

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    TTorrest Author
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've probably seen this tweet like 10 times already and yet it still literally, physically made me cringe reading it again here today. Shouldn't I be desensitized to it by now?? Ughhhh.

    Thomas Klobucnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then a Unicorn was at the door and pooped ice cream and we had a party....

    AmusedPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this tweet bad? Aren't they paying a tribute to Ruth? And if so, why is that wrong? I feel dumb.

    axle f
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone's actually had reproductive sex with this woman...

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    Hannah M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What their first tweet is going to make everyone think of is the more traditional housewife type of woman. But any woman today who still holds those kind of values is going to want to be in the kitchen in her home, preparing food for her family and friends, not avoiding the roaches while she cooks plastic in some poky little bk on minimum wage

    TomCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think working at BK makes one a chef 💋

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    Joe Publique
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top Tip: Chefs are trained, qualified, and accredited professionals, and NONE work for Burger King (or any other fast-food outlet). Cooks are people who assemble meals often from pre-prepared/frozen ingredients and have little or no standardized training, accreditation, or certification. Real chefs around the world implore Americans to learn the difference. It's like saying your aromatherapist is the same as your physician because both deal with health issues.

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Germany you get certification and the theoretical part is standardized. Only the practical part differs from restaurant to restaurant.

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    Apple Jakes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bk employs zero chefs

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the point of a post is to get people's attention, it worked.

    Robin Roper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a worst tweet. It is a tweet that should get people thinking; it's edgy.

    Thor Haugen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think Burger King and chef. Food assembly is a good, honest job, but I don't see anyone being creative making a Whopper.

    Tams21
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The knew exactly what they were doing with this, they just used the first post to get attention. The bit that got me curious was calling working at burger king a culinary career. It's not like decent restaurants aren't desperate for staff.

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that the original post had 604k likes concerns me

    Beachbum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one isn't too bad.....

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    ADJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with this picture? ALMOST NO ONE HAS A COFFEE. How are they allowed to just sit there and take space?

    Sarang Verma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm quite sure it's AI generated type of picture

    Hannah M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably AI. If you look at the guy in the bottom right corner, he seems normal, but look next to him. The person in the brown/orange hoodie's proportions are all wrong, and then there's a half-formed guy in blue projecting out of the table..... So I'd say this picture isn't real

    Just another idiot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof. AI could only find white people huh? Damn that's f-ed up.

    Ima Manimal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to change the Wi-Fi and announce that the password changes once every hour. New passwords are printed on your receipt

    Len Hill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As opposed to that other 11am, 11am at night

    Satan herself
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dude in the grey hoodie looks like he's questioning his life choices

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of those "people" are the things nightmares are made of.

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is 11am in the morning. How about at 11am at night?

    Nea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me this is such a dystopic scene.

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    Bucket
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with all the Musk-worship?

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hope that he'll (and Bezos gets it too) immediately go "thanks dude" and give them a hummer while their accountant writes a million dollar check in their name.

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    Agfox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *** Random vomiting noises ***

    kansasmagic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Random? I think there's a clear cause of your vomiting!

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    RedCorvette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These Musk bros are insufferable

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Stolen from Africa”? This sounds like a misunderstanding on the poster’s part. Can someone enlighten us as to where this comes from, please? (If he was, in fact, “stolen from Africa,” let’s do him a favor and return him!) (Coincidentally, I just finished rewatching the movie “Lion” about a half-hour ago, and so can suggest he try using Google Earth to locate his hometown!)

    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon Musk can go back to South Africa as far as im concerned. We have enough rich douchebags her already.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon's father did well exploiting the workers in his emerald mines, now Elon is doing the same in the U.S.

    SparkleFarts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is objectively false. Not a single line of this has ever existed in the same universe as the truth

    StrangePenguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro is doing fine . i didn’t think he cares

    Andy C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon Musk is another one who started out rich thanks to parents and as usual the rich get richer!

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    Joe Publique
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's the only way she can eat fajitas' - Grow TF up...

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? I'm autistic so I understand having staunch convictions about how I will or won't eat my food. That being said, if I knew the food wasn't going to be prepared in a way my brain could handle, I just wouldn't order that food. If you've asked 4 people & waited 18 minutes take that as your sign that the waitstaff is politely telling you to f**k off.

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    Małgorzata Nowaczyk
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First World problems, i don't believe that someone can be so shallow. I mean I know cheese (shredded) is importatnt, but come on

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody call an ambulance! This lady needs shredded cheese, STAT!

    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shredded cheese? is that American for grated cheese? if so they made an invention for that called a "grater" apparently widely available in many online stores

    Mylène Asselin-Soucy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a guy here in Canada who bested Tim Horton's when they removed grilled cheese from the menu: Instead of going nuts against the employee, he politely asked if they were still serving toasts and they proceeded to ask for toasts plus 2 slices of cheese on the side and nicely asked if they could put the cheese in between the bread slices and cook it in the panini oven. Without unnecessary drama he got his grilled cheese, it costed less than when it was on the menu and the employee served it with a smile.

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    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make her a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Don't forget to cut the crusts off for precious.

    Shelly Callender
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newsflash, fajitas do not traditionally come with chesse

    probably an apple
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’ve literally been to that exact location and their service is great 😭

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not ask if cc was available b4 ordering fajitas? That would have saved everyone trouble. Or heck, keep some in the purse for emergencies.

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    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t trust EM to run a bath, never mind run a company.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Elon"..."extend the light of consciousness"....bhahahaha! 🤣🤣

    Giant alien spider
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha- *gasp* -hahahahahahaha.

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    Fred L.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop taking whatever you're taking and tell your doctor you need a different medicine.

    Szzone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Public goods are provided by the government.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey, $40 billion dollars builds a lot of trust between the person paying and getting paid

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a Englash Majorette...........

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon and Twitter always reminds me of Gomez Addams blowing up his model train layout.

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    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly specific but you do you.

    Vinchenski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing about this is "rebellious", with the exception of those last four words... They caught me off guard.

    Spooderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GUYS THIS IS SATIRE!!! THE ACCOUNT SAID SO THEMSELVESSS

    Otis B Driftwood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll stick to Blue Bunny and no kids thank you very much.

    Sven Grammersdorf
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't even make ice cream (or butter) from human milk. The fat content is too low. Also, those children are eating apples, not ice cream.

    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that from experience, or are you just knowledgeable?

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    Wysteria_Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Superstore when Marcus was trying to create human cheese from breast milk.

    Jayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, come on! I just had lunch!

    Carlos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who are you rebelling from, the conglomerate of single and obese dairy farmers ?

    Slambamblam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with these weird ppl and breast milk ice cream

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    TonyTee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh he’s Blessing the ol’ one digit salute, now in his honor I shall use it much more

    StrangePenguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know some parts of the church are corrupt… but this pope is great!! 😊 👍

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use my middle finger to honestly say "f**k off".

    CatWoman1014
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m usually being honest when I give someone the middle finger so it makes sense 🤷🏻‍♀️

    DarkGlassSphere
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    2 years ago

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    axle f
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so the pope stands behind the insult/insert finger? hunh...

    Abel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will start giving honest middle fingers. With all my respect. Francis cant be wrong.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, that's why I'm often tempted to use it....

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he didn't run up a huge student debt just to come out at least (if not more) stupid than he went in.

    HungryPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #baywatchmovie? You're definitely white..not sold on the whole college part

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    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just scoot across the grass

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm might be time for a trip to the vet in case you have impacted glands

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    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At that point, take a shower.

    Tiddlez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Who the F*** starts a conversation like that, I JUST sat down!" -Petet Griffin

    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤢🤢🤢I'm sorry WHAT?!?!!!! 😱

    Panda Boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Like I've swallowed a marker."

    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😆😆😆😆😆😆 brilliant 😆😆😆😆😆

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    KM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    any warmer and we are all dead, actually

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that's what she's after....maybe mummy would have encouraged vladdy to nuke everyone.

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    cheesy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guys please stop bringing up this tweet from this women, she has a history of mental health issues and needs kindness and patience, not mockery and hate

    Thom Serveaux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I googled her and yeah...it's time to stop joking about this. At least hers was well-intentioned.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B-list actress/model, Father was a Christian minister, she was home-schooled. It was a well intentioned poem about the Ukrainian war, but it was tone deaf and cringe worthy.

    TomCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gave me the worst second hand embarrassment I've ever experienced

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    black cat lesbo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great now I'm imagining a fat woman dressed like God twerking

    Mary Lou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an atheist I don't have an issue with this one - I mean it's not like the "old white guy with a beard" fraction could prove her wrong....

    rullyman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah why not. I think if God had a human form they could look like the Venus of Willendorf

    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is God talking to you? If yes then it's time to seek help!

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gasp* Are they saying God is a Woman? The blasphemy! /s

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    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof, don't know who this is but I'm guessing no to the podcast lol

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jamie Heaslip - one of the most capped Irish Rugby player.

    Harley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if you want to look on the bright side 2841 people think he should. That’s at least something right???

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this a bad tweet? I mean he maybe didn't get the response he wanted, but it's not stupid, it's not offensive, I don't see anything wrong with it.

    Tiramisu
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftenor.com%2Fview%2Fi-love-democracy-i-love-the-republic-gif-26146065&psig=AOvVaw2KWsKfmdu0wCZM-48f6oKl&ust=1690621269316000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA4QjRxqFwoTCKiJnpSFsYADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAc

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh c'mon this has to be a joke.

    Joanna
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not, he got chewed out for this tweet 😂

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    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO she doesn't!!! She has to do it because YOU WON'T!!!!! The f**k?!?! Ugh that's pissed me off a little 😡

    He's a nut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh shut up. It was probably a joke. You getting pissed won't change jackshit

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    Analyn Lahr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't you shovel it? You could have had the driveway clear for when she came home.

    Lord Voldedork
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's making Breakfast 🥞🍳

    Mona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably deserved vitriol for this, but I love shoveling snow...

    marko skerlavaj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she is probably packing and leaving him

    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't really get this. It could have snowed overnight...and so his very capable wife decided to shovel and he wanted to make breakfast for her? Am I missing something? I'm genuinely asking.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Llama, if this guy loves and is so proud of his wife, HE’D HAVE SHOVELED THE DRIVEWAY so she didn’t hafta do it after an exhausting twelve-hour shift as a front-line worker. This tweet is absolutely appalling, as it exposes his sloth. She works incredibly hard, comes home to yet ANOTHER hard job, and he scrambles her a couple eggs in appreciation. (Real appreciation woulda been shoveling the snow himself!) I’d like to see a follow-up tweet in which she leaves him (and maybe slaps him on her way out).

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    Alex Mont
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same people here commenting want gender equality but if that was a woman saying that about her husband you would all have a different opinion wouldnt ya?

    Ubiquitous
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s wrong with this. Reversed roles and nobody would say a thing

    Shine Chisholm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's that she's doing work he could have done while she was gone

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    How do I get home
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that I smell?? A divorce coming up

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    Tiramisu
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second hand embarrassment is embarrassing

    Thor Haugen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly wonder where we would be if she had been. I don't know if we would necessarily be in a better place; COVID would have still happened along with everything else. But I know I wouldn't have woke up every day wondering what stupid thing the President would say or do to make me embarrassed for my country.

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically this could still happen. Evidently as long as you're A. Rich and B. Alive you have a shot at running for president.

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to quit, so sick of all the stupidly rich geriatric patients running the country thinking they know whats best for me.

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    Dre Mosley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely thought she would win. I went to bed thinking I'd wake up to that news, not a headline saying, "President Trump." I was shocked.

    Westy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After six months of media telling everyone it was already a done deal I suspect the majority of Americans thought she would win, too, including Hillary herself. And if she hadn't run her campaign acting like she knew she would win no matter what she said or did, she probably would have.

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    CatWoman1014
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably should have put the word aspiring or hopeful in there. A little too confident Hillary

    Magnion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That someone else and not Hillary’s picture?

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    PlatinumTheCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is George Floyd? I should probably know who this is

    just me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    George Floyd is a man who was killed in Minneapolis Minnesota at the beginning of the pandemic. He was held down by police officers for an excessive amount of time in a bad position, while telling everyone that he couldn't breathe. He was killed for trying to pass a fake $20.

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a good thing he hadn't been watching 'Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban' before he went to bed. Otherwise he might have quoted Georges last words as '“Spiders…the spiders…they want me to tap-dance. And I don’t want to tap-dance!”

    KMB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quit trying to make him into a saint. He was a hardened criminal who served 8 prison terms!

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who totally deserved to die by suffocation for his crime, right? 😕 Those helpful policemen saved the taxpayers by not handing him over for trial! (Good grief, people! You don’t REALLY believe that, do you? Even hardened criminals don’t deserve this kinda treatment.) The past few years, it’s slowly dawned on me why so many black folks I know are terrified of the police stopping them to “talk.” 😰

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    DBear
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    2 years ago

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    Was that the dream of a drug addict passing counterfeit money?

    RedMarbles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must feel so strongly that he deserved to die for those things to post this comment. I wonder who has failed to extend you grace in your life.

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    Rowy007
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    2 years ago

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    George Floyd was a criminal. Stop that nonsense.

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    Not-a-Clue (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a baby so you have 'something concrete' isn't much less problematic than having a baby so you will always have someone to love you.

    Lizzie Lola
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for clarifying, I thought she meant a S.O. 🤦‍♀️

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    Szzone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to think she doesn't mean a baby but a submissive guy with a mommy kink.

    Mylène Asselin-Soucy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to breaking it to you Elizabeth, but childs aren't pets. A parent ultimate goal is to raise independent and autonomous individuals that will leave the nest to rise and shine on their own.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once the kid is born, yes, that's the goal, but the universe doesn't need more humans, and none of us asked to be born

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    Luke Branwen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I was like "yeah, kinda agree, don't let a man define you" and then the last sentence crashed it right into the "trad" territory...

    Hannah M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh yeah no, no genuinely traditional woman is going to want single motherhood. I don't even know what Elizabeth is thinking. Anyone who willfully pursues single parenthood is setting their kid up for a very messed up life, and is probably very controlling

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    Jonny Man
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she talking about a submissive guy with a Mommy-Domme kink? Guarantee *those* will stick around through thick and thin! Now if you could only get them to pause their online games for dinner...

    Pixie Peck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do everyone a favor and adopt a pet before having a child. They might be "concrete" but mostly just little holy terrors that turn into a holes who will hate you for quite a long period of time. Plus if that's why you want a baby just don't .

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about a degree from ASU? That's something concrete to hold onto.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is another one that I want more context on, is it a reply to someone else? Because it reads that way. If so let us see the original.

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    Lex <3 (they/them)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I read this as “librarians are the most depressed minority in America”

    Marko J
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't want to play victim but I'm sooo opressed, if there was opressed olympics I'd win gold or at least silver, but i don't like to think of myself as a victim..."

    Iridian
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After reading 'librarians are probably the most oppressed minority in America,' I was trying to figure out the BP joke for too long before I realized the error of my ways at four in the morning after reading too many of these BP streams of posts. Worse is that I used to be a librarian, so I was really personalizing all of it in the moment with a 'wait- we are?'

    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not being put in charge of everything just by virtue of your presumed intelligence =\= being oppressed.

    axle f
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'hey!! dammit!! im a victim, here!! really really, i'm *terribly* victimized!!"....see where the competetive spirit gets you?

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    Singing Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This show was gross. I never really cared about the Weeknd before, but now I can't stand his disgusting a*s

    Larry XK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's why he abandoned Weeknd and went back using his real name

    Madster
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this guy so popular? His music sucks and then there's...this.

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would assume that it is the same principle as putting "Democratic" in a country's name... *Cough* Democratic People's Republic of Korea

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The former German Democratic Republic, ie, East Germany!

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    Otis B Driftwood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm proud of my lady parts, will men then become fertile?

    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's going on here? Do I want to know?

    李懿诺
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No you don't. Anyway. The guy in the picture is Jackson W**g. He's a K-pop artist, mostly a soloist right now, but also a member of the boy group GOT7. He's great, actually. I'm a fan. A popular question asked to kpop idols during interviews is "what feature are you most confident in?". Usually, they'll say a normal they think is pretty (eyes, nose, lips, etc.) Jackson said his wawoo. This is because that's just kinda what he does. If I'm correct, the tweeter is saying that Jackson saying he's confident in his awooga, it feeds into the fantasies insane kpop fans have about idols, therefore, it's fanservice. Jackson is actually a huge victim of these kinds of sex fans- him, all BTS members, Bang Chan and Felix from Stray Kids are the most common, id say. Jihyo from TWICE is one of the most oversexualized female idols. These fans are weird. I and the other normal kpoppers don't like them. Edit: I know realize that BP doesn't like the word Wanğ. Jackson Wanğ.

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    Slambamblam
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "my left nostril is pretty nice "

    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy doesn't realize it doesn't matter if it's huge and bragging about it shows how ignorant you are about women.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the stereotype that women like and want huge Ds *is* a thing, no matter how many times and in how many places we say no, it’s totally not. (eyeroll) (Some of us prefer ‘em on the SMALL side because our cat bags aren’t into pain!) I’ve often wondered whether the stereotype is perpetuated by men who believe they have big ones, that they spread this dumb thing around in order to feel good about themselves. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    DetongLhamo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything he wrote is the complete opposite of reality.

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    CatWoman1014
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn’t a worst tweet at all. It’s one of the best I’ve ever seen and deserves a reward

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then would you explain it for those of us who’ve heard toddlers make more sense, please? Thanks! 💋

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    Szzone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I don't think this belongs on this list. It's a joke. Not particularly funny but absolutely harmless. It's about the man needing coffee.

    DBear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah? Well then who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong, smart guy?

    HeavyMetalHeart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve read one of his novels. It was better than this, thankfully!

    Luke Branwen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! "Aftermath" is still one of my top Star Wars books.

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    René Sauer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What´s so "bad" about this? It´s funny as hell 🤣

    ️ ️lefty libra️ (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ps, you need a firmware upgrade in the form of "braincells"

    Pa4040
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that was some swedish chef level poetry right there

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    Not productive (but trying)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poggers another way to describe something good “that dinner was poggers” very weird in this context though, usually used between friends

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    Hex Gurls
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what does the picture have to do with anything

    Not productive (but trying)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poggers another way to describe something good “that dinner was poggers” very weird in this context though, usually used between friends

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    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7+8 = 15, 20+40 = 60 +10 = 70 + 5 = 75. My understanding is this is similar to how "modern math" is taught, but it's how I've always done math in my head. All of that happens in like 2 seconds. I haven't had a math class since my freshman year of college 14 years ago.

    Moosy Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yah I mean 27 + 3 + 8 - 3 + 40 is what happens. :p

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so millions of women being treated abusively (like you) is less than your suffering? I don't think so.

    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has a trauma of herself, so it's quite unfair to play the "Who suffers more" game. It's like telling somebody with depression "Why are you sad, others have it worse". And Afghanistan had a choice, them chossing poorly isn't the problem of the average person on the other end of the world

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    MagicJacket
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It refers to pitcher Madison Bumgarner of the SF Giants striking out Enrique "Kikè" (pronounced Kee-Kay) Hernandez of the LA Dodgers three times in that game. A poorly formatted tweet but it is a nickname that is hard to type out correctly. No bad intentions with the tweet.

    Karen Lyon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @MagicJacket: Poorly formatted my foot. Try stupid. Baseball fans who would have seen this tweet would have know who it was about without all those extra K's. Hernandez had an amazing year in 2015. He had great defensive skills, could play anywhere, had a high batting average and ran well. Hernandez that year was also a thorn in the side, so to speak, when my Dodgers played the Giants. So when he was slumping the next year, SF fans/sports writers, etc. did s**t like this, rubbing salt in the wound. Whoever put this out probably got in some real hot water, it absolutely went over like a lead balloon, and the SF organization was quick to get rid of it. (Not only did the extra K's offend people, so did using Hernandez' first name alone, since that, in all lower case letters, is a common slur used for Jewish people.) Like I said, it was just stupidity.

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    ynyrhydref56
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job blocking out the original poster lol

    Anon Ymous
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was posted by the original poster though lol

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    Isaac Nemo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, this seems pretty mild compared to a lot of others.

    Apple Jakes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Submitted his own tweet

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    B.Nelson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's about Kobe Bryant and his daughter going to heaven. Pop Smoke and Juice Wrld were both rappers that died.

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    RedMarbles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    G*dammit that consideration alone should have been enough.

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what this means

    B.Nelson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Naruto anime fans and the story arc was really short...( I promise I only know this stuff because I teach high school).

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah because all tweeters have visions of the future. Nobody knew that they'd be refballed out of it because muh Brady.

    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this take is almost as bad as the original tweet. yeesh.

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    Joe Publique
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $500 says Matt has a mullet, lives in Ohio, and can neither read nor write Hebrew or Sanskrit.

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he wasn't saying his problems were bigger, just very real. Which, given how things went, they were. /shrugs

    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, please! It's not like he's living in Berlin, Dresden or Cologne....

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    Pascal’s Swagger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this! I have dyscalculia so recall and re-entering numbers is very difficult. I don’t see how appreciating something that can take the edge off yet another annoying and mentally taxing task belongs on a list with misogynists, pedos, Holocaust deniers, and anti-science blowhards.

    Original_Awesomeness
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also works on Mac if you have the messages app linked to your number.

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just remember kids, like Vegans you just have to wait 10 seconds and a stoner will out themselves to you.

    Anony Mouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See also: Christians, Crypto-Bros, and cross-fit fanatics.

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    BetterBitterButter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these tweets remind me of the fact that English is my second language and I still fail to understand many things

    mysterious(all pronouns)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, English is my first language, and I am also struggling to understand some of these tweets.

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, because that isn't a general sign of celebrating a victory

    David Gripon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but we gotta make something outta nothing these days.

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    Just another idiot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see Pele, I up vote. Sorry, it's automatic.

    ADJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pardon my ignorance, but who are these people?

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So on the left is Son, a South Korean who plays for Tottenham Hotspur. Very good player, but merely very good. On the right is Pele, generally considered the greatest ever. Although it bears mentioning that the account is pure fan post, rather than an official Tottenham account.

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    Vikylein
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the last name Agüero censored?

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    Sarah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this one but is Aguero really being blurred out? I don't get it??????

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the blank are these people? Any of them.

    Gabby Ghoul
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anna Horford is the sister of NBA player Al Horford, currently playing for the Boston Celtics. Jaylen Brown and Jason Tatum are other Celtics players and Ime Udoka was the Celtics' coach in 2021-2022.

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    Vinchenski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We still love Ole, even if his managerial career with us didn't play out

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do. He won us our second European Cup!

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    LinkTheHylian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure Lampard going back to Chelsea at the end of last season was way worse. I don't remember him winning a single game.

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    Agfox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm too old & lazy to look up these people - can someone please provide some context

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People on the left, 3 of the best NBA players of recent times, and Darko Milicic who was so bad as to be barely counting as a professional sportsman. On the right, some recent draftees and the comparison that 1, 3 and 4 will be awesome and 2 bad again, but actually Jalen Green is okay and the other three somewhat underpar, albeit too early to make a solid judgement.

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    Nathan Pogorzala
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Detroit has been self inflicting their losses for years.

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THIS I can get behind. Although did you see the tweet announcing the trading away of John Marino. Oof. Rough times, Pens fans.

    LinkTheHylian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too esoteric. We need more generic "worst tweets/Xs".

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    Janner Wingfeather
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn’t really in the same league as the rest of the list.

    CG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An actress who was on Arrow and a few of the other DC shows on the CW. While I haven't seen the show myself, I'm assuming her character was one of the more popular ones from the cast.

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