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If you hate wasting time walking around the mall, online shopping might be right up your alley. It’s fast, it’s efficient, and it has become almost like a lifeline during quarantine. When you have something specific in mind, you often turn to the retail giant Amazon, a go-to site for virtually everything. Yet, once you scroll past the items you need, things take a bizarre turn.

The Worst Things For Sale (TWTFS) is a Twitter account dedicated to the most horrible objects on the web. After all, there’s plenty to choose from. The creator, Drew Fairweather, combs the site and handpicks "one terrible item every day" to make his followers a little baffled and a lot amused.

So if you’re looking for a terrible gift guide, you’ve come to the right place because we have selected some of the weirdest things the account had to offer. Continue scrolling, upvote the ones you enjoyed most, and tell us what you think about them in the comments!

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    Rickie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that a bad product Oreo squared

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    When people say that all things should have a function and a purpose, they've probably never stumbled upon an enormous USB-compatible Enter Key or a fried chicken phone case. The internet is chock full of items so extreme that they seem unreal. Yet, all it takes is one look at Amazon to recognize that it’s a true treasure trove of weird, strange, and peculiar objects. 

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    We reached out to Drew Fairweather, the founder of the account, to learn more about his project and the inspiration behind it. The artist not only writes The Worst Things For Sale blog but is also the author of the daily comics Toothpaste For Dinner and Married To The Sea

    Fairweather started TWTFS about ten years ago when he was simply looking through Amazon. He noticed that there were many weird and hilarious items "always peeking out from under what I was actually trying to find," he told Bored Panda. Ever since then, the author has faithfully documented the oddest and most pointless objects found online. "Once you realize the breadth of bizarre things available there, you can't un-see them!" 

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    Kensi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda see this as a good stress reliever

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    Invisible Potato
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen it, its actualy amazing becase it hugely desexualite woman wearing it, so they arent fpcus of some random boner

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    When it comes to the Twitter account, it now has more than 11.6K followers. This shows just how many people are drawn in by a desire to discuss and figure out why on earth such things exist in the first place. Also, why some people actually buy them. Well, as they say, one person’s trash is another’s treasure.

    "Since buying items is the main creative outlet of most people—most Americans, at least—people enjoy seeing unusual items for sale," he said. Statista reports that Amazon was responsible for 50 percent of US e-commerce spending in 2021. One of the company’s key tools to increase that spending is Amazon Prime, a membership that gives you free and fast shipping, plus extra privileges like streaming music and video. 

    In 2018, as many as 62 percent of their customers in the US were Prime members. According to Statista, they are highly engaged shoppers who spend a lot of money—more than double the amount of non-Prime members per year—and are relevant to Amazon’s success. 

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    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't we just call it what it is: the nipple stylus.

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    Fairweather also writes about items "that seem normal—branded waffle irons, pink screwdrivers—that have a strange or sinister subtext hidden beneath the sales pitch." When it comes to some of the most bizarre things he has ever come across, it has to be the "BabySaver, a box where you store your child's baby teeth after they fall out." 

    "The box has holes for each tooth, so you can reassemble your child's teeth into a jaw-shaped curio," he explained. "If that's not enough, it has a slot in the middle for your child's umbilical cord." 

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    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sponsored by "Gone-With-The-Wind" Funeral Home.

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    Scagsy
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the follow-up is Melanie's Funeral and then Melanie's Wake to complete the trilogy. Not many twists, I'll be honest. Unless there's a crossover into George's Marvellous Medicine.

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    When it comes to finding such items floating around Amazon, he revealed that most of them he has dug up on his own, though his followers also help with suggestions. "I tend to stay away from novelty items, which are those intentionally created to be 'wacky,' since there's nothing unusual or sinister about these." 

    "I'd rather write about something like Extylus, which is a stylus for your smartphone that you strap to your finger, so you can use your finger to control your smartphone."

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    October
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original allready was mostly for and about boys

    Emo Sloth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that I'm hating on your God, I really am not, but it does say something if all the comments pointing out that the original bible is, in fact, misogynist are upvoted and all the comments claiming the opposite have been so downvoted they're in the negatives. Just saying.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Full of incest, rape, and violent death"

    Chucky Cheezburger
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    Incest is best...put your cousin to the test. Waaawahhhhh.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did not need one for girls because we know girls do not read and over stimulation over heats the fragile female brain.

    Susie Elle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't have the ol' uterus implode on us poor females! :')

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    alex mitchell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Exciting features" such as incest, slavery, and a vengeful, vengeful God.

    Bacony Cakes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satan is the good guy in the bible. The first thing he does is tell Eve to eat the nondescript fruit which makes people know the difference between good and evil.

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    Clark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ezekiel 23:20 “There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” My kind of scripture.

    Lovin' Life
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Women's Study Biblle. It leaves nothing out from the original, just provides women a better understanding of women in biblical history. I am a Christian but I don't force my beliefs on others. I have my faith and others have their own. I respect other religions. Who am I to judge? No one should be judged or persecuted for their beliefs or forcefully made to believe in something they don't agree with. I can plant a seed but I can't force growth.

    Zophra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll judge, because this what I see and it's not good. When someone mentions religion, everyone says "it's private...I don't force my views", when regardless those views end up permeating through society. Religion... influences political decisions concerning such topics as abortion, environmentalism, views on Israel, affects how science is taught in the classrooms, impedes research on stem cells, encourages/allows for discrimination against other "outgroups" such as gays, continues to brainwash children into their viewpoints before they have reasoning skills, often/usually demotes women to a second-class role. This is off the top of my head.

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    James Tartaglione
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and god said unto joseph: does thine even lift brother?

    Sum Guy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually bibles like these (not the style, but gender-based) are very common. They are based on old beliefs of women in the kitchen and men out there working and the scriptures in there focus on each gender more. It's rarely a full bible, but a collection of scriptures

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So do they have a girl's bible that is a violent shade of pink and covered with sparkles and unicorns? FINALLY, a bible just for girls! No smelly boys allowed! Did you know that Jesus loves Unicorns just like you? Jesus says be confident and give your crush that call!

    New Everywhere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And so many cliches...the font, the METAL...I'm laughing and also terrified.

    Disgruntled Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Exciting features that boys will love"

    Melanie Burlock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn’t the Bible always for boys?

    Oopsydaisy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must be the one with all the bits that justify abusing, killing, taping, and just generally hating women. In other words, The Bible.

    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like it wasn't written for, and by, men already...

    Luther von Wolfen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boys have been waiting for this for 2000 years.

    Londo Cotto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh i SO wanna see them do a "For girls and young women" version . . . . . . the first page will be "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU ARE A WITCH AND A THREAT TO CHRISTIANITY AND MUST BE BURNED . . .ALSO, SHUT THE F*** UP, NOONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR OPINION AND WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO SPEAK ANYWAY!!!"

    Andrea Owen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ned says it looks too stimulating. Rod and Todd will just have to stick to the regular bible.

    Jnm Genius
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does nobody else see that "deeper, cooler" part on the front? 🤔

    Autumn Artemis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could smell the comments a mile away

    Remi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If bible is the word of God, then editing it like this should be blasphemous.

    L.a. Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was written by men so yeah the Bible was always directed at males

    Maddie snapchat dog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother church has this ridiculous bible AND I HATE IT!

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a conservative christian marketing gimmick to try and get more conservative christians to actually READ the bible.

    best turtle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of my old friends from church had this

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not surprised. They sell a princess bible out there as well.

    DC
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh ... well, they just mention it on the cover now. But, anyway, being FOR boys should not imply or mean AGAINST girls - therefore, the for-boys-bible is as desperately not needed like a driveshaft to your spare wheel...

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's anything like the ones I had as a kid, it will have anecdotes and other extra things geared towards boys that make the bible text make more sense.

    Pezor Zass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's something that makes the bible make sense? fascinating!

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    guyx23
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Murica...

    Droopsnoot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Religion is conplex, but you should never take a 2000 year old book too literally. Sadly, some people can't see symbolism

    Cat Crazy Lady
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they "mention" plenty of women in the bible and I remember some names. But that's about it. Where I live less than 25% believe in god and my guess very few actually read it or had their teacher read it to them like I did. To make one for boys though.. weird

    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, so the boys can find out how to dominate and abuse women good and early.

    Ben Stubbs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this. As a youth, I loved fantasy fiction

    Your Life Sucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually used to own one of these, they're pretty common. Although I think what you'll find inside is pretty interesting, it's more important that "boys" make the decision to study the bible by their own accord. "Bibles for boys" are more likely to be handed out by youth ministries to teens who were already given several bibles in the past appealing to each stage of their life. This isn't an accident, most people have faith because they were brainwashed into it by means of receiving a bunch of stuff like this, among others. And... yeah. Jesus is "cool" and "rad." I'm afraid some of these bibles' blurbs and annotations distract from the actual substance of the text, otherwise it wouldn't be so much of a sugar-coated method of baiting impressionable minds into something they really have no concern for anyway.

    Raq Ram
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who cringed at this Bible and felt nauseated at reading "deeper" and "all boys will love" considering how many Catholics priests have been in the news for harming altar boys?

    Walking On Sunshine
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    3 years ago

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    Nope it's very cringe worthy. It's a shame how many Christians seem to be comfortable with child molesters.

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    Henry Crank
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know they have that and it's called bro Bible and they're awful people like Joe Rogan

    Brian Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its literally, a freaking murder story about 4 people who f****d the world up. Thanks Adam Eve Cain, and Abel.

    Jofeen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but have THEY created a Minecraft Jesus in an effort to reach "the youth" like my local Cathedral has? No? Double fail.

    YoyoSthlm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess the one for girls is like ten pages long

    whalien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I SWEAR TO GOD THIS COMMENT SECTION IS A MESS

    Luna Lovegood for Justice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want it and my friends want it. We are girls stop making everything "boys" or "girls" like "boys color" or "girl's color".

    hanginwithmygnomies
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just want to say to the people calling out Em for his or her religious beliefs, it's not okay. People can have their own beliefs. There's no need to downvote someone for what they believe in. It's good to have religious conversations, but when it gets to the point of people being rude about it, it's just wrong. And sad.

    Cat/bat girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really it has a bunch of sculls on it

    Andy Hinds
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These deranged evangelists will try anything to try to brainwash children into becoming religious sheep

    BigFootToo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A book written by goat herders. Then a King named James. Then abused by American evangelicals

    Porpoisepower
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remind me of the 'manga' bible my mother in law bought me.

    Evelyn Haskins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep The Torah, OT and NT were for boys too, Dunno about the Koran because I found it boring beyond measure

    Deborah Gates
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got this for my son way back and he loved it. The margins talked about how bible verses fit with boys needs.

    Anne Roberts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deeper and cooler? What did they include ..more floods, more famine?

    Sharon Vaughn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've also seen bibles for girls, women, and men. Same words, different highlights.

    Niall Mac Iomera
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And thus, Jesus spaketh unto the crowd, "let he who is without sin cast the first totally badass kickflip"

    Christopher Duffy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's interesting that the same people who are constantly hate-posting on BP are also avowed Christians. It's true in real life too. The most violent, abusive and wasteful people I've ever met have all been 'active in the church'.

    Mokayokok
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that already the real Bible, seeing how all the controlling rules are for women and children and how men are seen as above everyone else. You can tell Christianity, like 98% of the other 3,999 religions, was made up by men for men.

    Vanessa Gardner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 1st person to find out that Jesus actually raised from the dead was a woman. If The Bible were to be more "believable" they would have had a man find Jesus 1st because in the culture women had a lesser standing. The fact that The Bible has a woman witnessing the most important aspect of The Bible instead of a man shows how countercultural it really is. This is just one examples but there are many others that exists if you actually take the time to read The Bible and learn it for yourself.

    Sairu Urias
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bible isn't secular history... It is psychological history... I might be down voted for my beliefs lol but.. God lives in all humans.. "he" is not an external being that judges us... God is your own wonderful consciousness... Particularly the imagination... All things were created by him, good bad and indifferent... All things that are.. begin in the imagination.. all things are mental.. and your perspective determines what you see..

    jUst MEat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure there is one for Bikers and Truckers too. Pedal to the metal. LOL

    Mike Loux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Take, eat, these are my pizza rolls, which I nuked for you."

    Lady Saltlick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. The original Bible is so lame and has girl cooties. GROSS.

    Moiya Hackett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds a bit sexist, what makes it specifically for boys?

    Jace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PS: please stop believing in magic. The belief in myths and impossible nonsense is destroying the planet and civilization.

    Jace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, a [more?] toxically masculine Bible... 🙄

    Gabby M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I scrolled and scrolled andddd scrolled, then I had to stop. Just wanted to say "How about this" BE KIND. Find happiness and fulfillment where you can. BELIEVE what you want but don't be pissed if everyone else doesn't. Love yourself! Pretty simple life goals I think. Only other thing I could say is .... all you really needed to learn you learned kindergarten. Another "Good Book".

    bugsway Frisk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deeper cooler really more like beat her beat her again..... Unholy woman!!

    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me more about the exciting features and then go and feel ashamed for this for all eternity.

    Coffee panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is amazing. Speaks a lot about marketing more than anything. Do they have pink frilly ones for girls?

    Jimmy Lewis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally unnecessary. The original is bad enough.

    Jackie Lulu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only imagine the one for girls!

    Flash Henry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my brothers got this for Christmas one year.

    Walking On Sunshine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, we all know it's just more Christian grift! It's all about the capitalism.

    Brafne Heiwer
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    Christianity doesn't have much to do with capitalism. My church doesn't pay it's ministry and tithing goes to building churches or to humanitarian efforts.

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    Lloyd Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is disgusting. "The most read, most trusted"? "Exiting features boys will love"? This cover reeks of Man trying to edit and censor God's Word.

    Cadena Norton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude don't even get me started on how many versions of the bible there r

    =._.= ™
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bible was literally a book just about men boys and no girls at all. How is this different!?!?

    Hannah Finley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ARE WE NOT GONNA DISCUSS THAT IS SAYS DEEPER AND COOLER ON IT?! WHAT

    TheBadHalfofHel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are the exciting features?!? I must know!!

    Rune Hamme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "exciting features?" like what, Eve?

    Bubbles and sparks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dirty mind thinks this is a whole other kinda bible.... bring it on 😁

    Deborah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the Hell was the last one for!!????

    Raccoon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bout to make Jesus and the apostles a death metal band

    Xenon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls version just say s "Whore! Damned! Unclean! Witch! Seen and not heard!!" Etc. And costs more.

    the laughing koala
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "exciting features?" more descriptive? illustrated?

    DC
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... oh my ... the world can start spinning again, now that we have this greatest of all accomplisheries to even be thinkable!

    Barbie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love the marketing on this.. "Your ultimate MANual" I'm not impressed.

    beau danner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might want to check the original on that one. Pretty sure they covered that version

    cathie shultz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Exciting features that boys will love" ?? WHAT?

    NeonDisco
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But in this version Mary's a tart and Joseph's just gullible.

    Ashley Heller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Deeper" and cooler and Jesus "Grew"

    Evelyn Haskins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually both the OT and the NT only say that women are good IF the are submissive to their husbands, Women are their father's or husband's propertý.

    Gypsy Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because religion is NEVER all about the men. Yep. Just on & on about how women should be prioritized above men, respected, treated like they have more value than a few cows, never sold off to old men as sex slaves, blah, blah, blah…

    Mickie Shea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about a bible for girls, they can use some say'n too.

    Ivan Petrov
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Bible Black was the bible for boys.

    Suzanne Gannon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bible isn't pro-woman to begin with.

    PebbleBoy Gaming
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad seeing people misinformed about religion and God and the Bible, when the stuff they see isn't even real Christianity

    Buzzrust 1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has all the sex scenes highlighted and dog eared

    Glirpy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now with more Nerf gun wars!

    François Carré
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So ridiculous it must be sarcasm, right ?

    Tina B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. That's pretty much ALL bibles.

    Keisha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's going to be a hard no from me.

    Kevin J. Henning
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call it whatever you want but it is still a bible. I hate crap like this.

    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guess it starts with: "Praise thee holy Jezez 4 he will save u2!"

    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the humility. Oh the humbleness

    Crispy Toast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh goody, a religious guide to early misogyny!

    Josh McJunkin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did they do different? Cut out the book of Ruth?

    Lloyd Taylor
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    This smells like Mankind trying to edit and censor God's Word. Please don't make jokes about this, an alarming amount of christians are "picky" when it comes to the bible.

    Steven de Jong
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bible was written by "Mankind" anyway. In case of the New Testament the authors even identify themselves (although they almost certainly didn't write their story down, that happened centuries later.)

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    Marty Mcfly
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    3 years ago

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    Dont forget u need an LGBTQXYZ+%@£¥#&<; version too

    Missy
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    3 years ago

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    Why is it only "hate speech" if it's against a religion OTHER THAN Christianity? This is so transparent, what more can be said?

    Angelar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a valid argument. I do agree. On the other hand, could you censor people venting against their OWN cultural history?

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    3 years ago

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    Boys giving details about Maria Madalena and why she was good at it

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s actually quite funny… I think even Jesus would laugh at this.

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    "As with any items manufactured and sold, these were all created with the purpose of making money! A lot of these companies, I'd imagine, start with someone having an idea they hope will be popular, a niche product that will become the next Beanie Baby or Scrub Daddy," he told us. "They're then put through the wringer of marketing to become one of the abominations I write about, like Bumper Dumper, the toilet you attach to the trailer hitch of your truck."

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    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Game of Bones. (1 sword and two shields included)

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    Gaya Knust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gasps* Just what I've always wanted!

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    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family destroyed capitalism and the only thing they brought back was this tee shirt.

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    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Murican's be thee luckies't 1s of all alright!

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    The artist revealed that his ultimate goal is to make people think about what they’re buying and why. "These products are mostly made of plastic, manufactured by underpaid factory workers, sold at a premium to people who don't need them," he explained. 

    "They're a colossal waste of energy and material resources, and it engenders suffering from the human cost of manual labor, the occupational health hazards experienced by the workers, and the ecological damage done by extracting these limited resources from the Earth." 

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    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And buy this thing while you're at it (moments not included).

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    Bill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't last two garbage days.

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    Call Me Mars
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but I NEED this! I have autism and HATE when food touches, and I would buy this is an INSTANT!

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    Fairweather continued: "The very richest people accumulate wealth and use their power to strip the rest of us of health and happiness, then sell it back to us, one plastic piece at a time. We don't need any of these things! It's all a symptom of a society which has prioritized the accumulation of the wealthy over all other aspects."

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    Flopsy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if it stores the pee or it just flows out on the other side, and you use it more like a watering can.

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    May
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I missing something? Why is everyone so grossed out? Pre covid testers for moisturizes were common, and that's essentially what Vaseline is, isn't it?

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    Susie Elle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if you need tweezers to find a boner ...

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    So while these awful objects catch our attention and allow us to let out some genuine laughs, they also show a much deeper problem. Remember that each time we consume a product, we support certain businesses and their values. So next time you want to buy a funny-looking thing online, think long and hard whether it's actually worth it.

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    OctoPaige
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least make it sticky notes so it doesn't get erased by your sleeve. Amateurs

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can even store the umbilical cord and the lanugo in it. Every proud parent should have one.

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing how much american flag apparel there is. I'm sure that there's something written that the flag is not supposed to be worn

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    IsABELLA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its to prepare your cat for a baby in the house so it doesn't eat your child

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you can't just use your hands to shape hamburger into any shape you want.

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    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could think of a few people who could use this.

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    Scagsy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pictured attending a Bark Mitzvah.

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    Chancey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad that I want to touch this?

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but don't complain that your floor is dirty, then.

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    ThatOneWriter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the niche market of people who want to date characters from early Simpsons video games

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    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 Don't tell me what to do, and don't tell me what to say, if I eat cheese from a gun, don't tell me how to behave! 🎶

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it offending that they assume that only dogs want to video chat. Cats also want to video chat with their slaves at times.

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    ThatOneWriter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see this being useful for people with certain mobility issues.

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    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'll have a CaEsAr (Calcium, Einsteinium, Argon)

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the people who give their cats vegan food.

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    Gaya Knust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes, for those who don't have the finger stylus.

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    kristina law
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taken my arms! Taken my legs! Taken my soul! Left me with life in hell! One of the best songs ever written!

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In today's episodes of "Products that should have died off in 2009"...

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    Mimi La Souris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if there are fools to buy, there are fools to sell

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    ThatOneWriter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dad also has a questionable mustache

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    being poor does not authorise you to go to walmart in shitstained underpants.

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    Toujin C'Thlu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This means Billy Bass can listen in on your conversations now....

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    Gaya Knust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should written "legit" below so we'd know for sure it's authentic

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real men also don't need t-shirts telling them how to be a real man.

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    Jihana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that the guy who directed the movie The Holy Mountain? Fellow pandas, if you never heard of that movie go and watch the trailer, it's WILD! I don't think I ever recovered from that....um...experience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmR0vi0ifzE

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    Sareaesque
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone is unfamiliar with the Chuck Tingle experience

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    DaVo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Added bonus: you can tell your family to cut the crap without being mean.

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    Daniel Mattock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought these. They’re too expensive but quite nice

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    Yettichild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a squeeze trap. For keeping an animal still while giving injections.

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    DaVo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this exact one. It's amazing, lying down in your hammock and just watching it mow your lawn.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people who need them, won't buy them.

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    JJ
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I even use a Blackberry in 2022 ... as in this very moment ... yes, with a real keyboard ... 🤭

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    Gaya Knust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add an asterisk below in yellow quoting *"All my clients told me so!"

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks to Freedom of Choice, people can decide not to buy it.

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were mostly for 2000 and 2001, I don't see the point in dragging it out. We were excited the year finally had multiple zeroes in it was all

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    Peej Maybe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being a kid excitedly opening this present from one of your grandparents and finding out it's a calculator.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, doesn't work when they are not magnetized under an oak tree during the Northern Summer Solstice by a certified druid.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will definitely win the corporate-ugly-sweater-contest every year thanks to that.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at her, she's been sat there for 10 years and she still can't levitate.

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    Zedrapazia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does bootleg Bart have a tail?

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure the spinny thing would throw pee back onto whoever peed on it.

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    YoyoSthlm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Swedish 'Jan' is actually a male name

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    OctoPaige
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted something just like this last night! (And I was out of bread.)

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Le'ts get down to businness to defeat the Huns... Great, now I will have this song rstuck in my mind for hours!

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    still fascinates me that people will use all the products of science - you know, space ships, aircraft, nuclear power stations, cars, GPS, cellphones, computers, etc - but when it comes to medicine and how the body works they are like, no, screw science, Im going to go with some theory from like 5000 years ago.

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    iffypedia
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that penguin be looking badass though

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who have suffered traumatic brain injury would probably find this highly amusing. Not everyone is as easily offended as some people think they should be.

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    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all fun and games until you accidentally turn off the emergency brake.

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuff like this gives gamers a bad name.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a hint to the "Now this is what I call [ Rock, Rap, Country, the 70's, the 80's] collections to sell people the same songs they already have on other "Now this is what I call....." albums.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who need to die : whoever created that horrific 3Ds illustriation.

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    Bacony Cakes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, i'm not saying anything particular, but "Elder Knight" sounds a bit like "Grand Wizard".

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a card game where you have to win despite the fact that the rules are changed every 10 seconds, no card is what it appears to be and you're allowed to keep cards up your sleeve.

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    Heather Vandegrift
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it that in America, pot is still illegal in a majority of states, but alcohol (which is SIGNIFICANTLY worse for both the person using it and society) is so widely accepted that there's a market (however stupid) for things like this?!? I've never been afraid that I was going to get hurt by a stoned person, but drunk people are unpredictable and scary!

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    Kira Okah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a sports guard, it would be covered by your gear, what is the issue with it?

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    Amy Pattie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an aid for people with poor motor controls, not a dumb product

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