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Blurting out something negative or insulting during a date can be a major faux pas and can cause significant damage to your potential relationship. But not everyone can avoid it.

So when Reddit user Batmanstitty posted a question on the platform a few days ago, asking everyone "what's the worst thing a person has said to you while on a date?", many came forward with pretty memorable and ridiculous statements.

No wonder 67% of Americans who are on the market say their romantic endeavors aren't going well!

#1

People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe It was all going really well until she saw a group of people with various disabilities when we were going for a walk and proceeded to tell me how, while she had nothing against the disabled, they made her physically ill because of how "messed up" they are and she wished there were limits on how much they could be out in public. I told her, as a person with an invisible disability of my own, that she made.my skin crawl and that she should be limited on how much she can be in public. There was obviously no second date.

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GenericPanda09
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Outwardlly I still look fine, well..a little wrinkled, but inside i have a damaged nervous system from chemo that sends out random pain signals 24/7 and only 40% lung function. If i'd have been on a date with her I wouldn't have been able to get away fast enough.. literally.

Potato Chimps
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think turning invisible is a disability. I mean, you can use that to sneak into movies for free!

Steve Robert
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have asked if people with mental health problems, like yourself, should also stay home since being with her made you sick

Nitka Tsar
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is an insult to mentally disabled people

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Riley Quinn
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was growing up, adults instructed us to look away from disabled people. So, I had to "train" myself to look, speak, and interact with disabled people. Lo and behold, I found out they have all the normal reactions, expectations, loves, and needs as non-disabled people.

Id row
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This woman should never be allowed to reproduce and shape a young mind.

Shifty McFlea
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great answer, way to shut down the a*****e

Marcellus II
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I kind of disagree with the "as a person with an invisible disability" qualifier. I mean, "as an actual human, this makes my skin crawl" would work more broadly.

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What??
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is... just a revolting thing for someone to say.

talliloo
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as a disabled person, this kind of attitude is not uncommon but it isn't really spoken. people can't control their faces.

Sarah Parker
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She needs a psychological evaluation. Ignorance can only be blamed for a certain amount. Spiteful witch

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    #2

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe We were about the same height and he said I could never wear heels around him. Little did he know, I can do what the f**k I want.

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    Jude Bennett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well not those shoes. They are hideously ugly.

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what? If they're not to your taste don't wear them. Simple.

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    Cara G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you peel away all the layers of this sentiment, it boils down to men being socialized to believe they must be bigger than women, stronger, taller, and - this is the important part - able to overpower us. That's where this particular hang up comes from. A few years ago I was in a relationship with a guy who was several inches shorter than I am and he had a serious problem with it. I did a bit of research on why so many men have this problem and was surprised to find actual studies that drill down to the heart of it. So it's really an indication of fragility. Men who are not bothered by this (looking at you, Jason Statham) are very secure with themselves.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex- told me I should change my outfit before we were on our way out the door. I did. I changed into my pj's and parked my butt in front of the TV. I didn't pay for the tickets...

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really depends on the situation. If you are going out for a nice dinner at a fancy restaurant your stained housecoat and curlers really aren't appropriate.

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    Phil Green
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does you wearing heels change anything? I have never understood that kind of idiotic mentality. My wife is now slightly taller than me, I am slightly older than she is and have less hair than I used to have. I am still the same person, she is still the same person. She looks great in heels. That guy was an a*s, you done did the right thing! :-)

    Nonesuch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you are comfortable in your own skin. Wonderful place to be.

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    Needmorecowbell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 5’11” 15 year-old daughter’s boyfriend is 5’7”. Neither care. I mean he literally has to crane his neck to look at her. Again, neither care.

    Mickysixxx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both me and my partner are vertically challanged, I wish she would wear heals to the shops so we can get the stuff off the top shelf. I had to ask a teenaged worker to reach up for me the other day i said "excuse me, can you get that down please, my legs don't know how to be as long as yours" 🤣😂🤣 at least I miss the cobwebs on the path I guess

    devotedtodreams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex was like that too because we were the same height. I complied because I prefer flat shoes anyway, but what irked me was that when his Napoleon complex was in full swing again, it didn't matter how often I told him I loved him just the way he was. It meant the world to me that someone outside my family loved me at all (if he ever really did, looking back), but it seemed my feelings were never good enough for his ego.

    ILoveMySon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness he is an ex. I hope all is well for you now.

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    Lizz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm almost 5 foot 8" tall... The guy I'm dating better not have a problem with me in heels, either

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That depends..... on whether you are going to try to drive in them or not!

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    Icecream Sarang
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a tall woman, I have always been self conscious of my height in heels (6’1”+). My husband is 3” shorter than me. He loves me in heels. It puts him at perfect boob height.

    RyanRyanRyan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and he can choose not to have you around him. That's how choice works.

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    We managed to get in touch with Batmanstitty and they agreed to have a little chat with us.

    "I have thought about this question before," the Redditor told Bored Panda about the origins of their post. "[I was] wondering if people have had bad experiences like myself while dating, and it definitely blew my mind to see the response I got from everybody."

    "The stories are honestly insane to read and to know people actually dealt with weird, scary, and mind-blowing dates," they added.

    #3

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe After ordering a really expensive meal and drink, after I had offered to buy dinner. Plate: 50 dollars. Drink: 25. Like holy s**t. I will admit I went with it until: “I want to date someone like you but not you, I was going to tell you earlier but I was hungry” then she went and made plans with another dude for after our meal. I went to the bathroom and then snuck out when our food was brought. I dunno how she paid for that because I ordered something equally as expensive. I know you cant force attraction, but f**k you b***h. I blocked her as I left.

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    Debbie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about take the high road and pay your part at the bar and then sneak out?

    David H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She lied, and had him also order food under false pretenses, therefore she is responsible for both portions of food.

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    holly smethurst
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have paid for his own food in my opinion, by not doing it makes him as bad as her.

    Mel Colley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. She didn't eat his food and neither did he so she should only be charged for one meal

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    Mora Chilis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have paid for yours.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for him. I would have paid cash money to see her reaction when she realized.

    Ima Manimal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome…. Glad he stuck that b***h with the bill.

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    #4

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe “If we do this long term, I’m gonna call the shots, you won’t work, you’ll stay home and raise the kids, you won’t be allowed to leave the house and only have friends over that I approve of, you’ll have life 360 on your phone with me being the only one to access it, and we’ll sell your car too so you have money to buy the heels I want you to wear and the makeup you’ll wear everyday” so I took a hard pass

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    Lisa M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're an abuser by telling me you're an abuser.

    Katiekat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many red flags... thanks for outing yourself as an abuser immediately.

    Sofia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least he declares to be an abuser

    Mabelbabel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first long term relationship ended just before our wedding-we'd been talking about having children and his plan was that he would allow me to work until I became pregnant, and then I'd leave work and be a housewife. His mother would move in with us to help with the baby. At this point, I was earning three times what he did, and he couldn't see that it was unreasonable to expect me to give up my career based on his opinion only. His mother was an evangelical "Christian" who hated me and the thought of her poisoning my baby's mind with her warped morality was too frightening, but he refused point blank to discuss it, so we broke up. Thankfully my taste in men and my ability to assess them improved hugely with time.

    Paul Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Also, I'm desperately trying to feel masculine. Is it working?"

    Shifty McFlea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people think that others will agree to this?

    That Bi Book Lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Like “Yes master, I shall be your humble slave and do whatever you please. Would you like your shoes shined too, sir?”

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    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously are there really men like that existing?

    Mabelbabel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. My first fiance told me that I could work until I became pregnant, and then I had to stop work and be a housewife, and his mother would move in with us to ensure the baby was brought up properly (she was an evangelical Christian, the type that servers working on a Sunday after church dread seeing). I broke up with him over it, he was very fixed in his mind about it.

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    Lisa Intally
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet, women still put up with this. Many of these men go on to cheat because they know their wives have no choice but to stay, now that they've trapped them into not having lives of their own.

    Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likely stems from childhood abuse, which leads to low or nonexistent self esteem. We accept the love we think we deserve.

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    shawna Reich
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he needs to roll on outta here on his douche canoe

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    After going through the replies, the Redditor noticed a trend that many stories were by people who dabble in online dating, using apps like Tinder, Bumble, etc.

    That might be due to the way people look at these services. A whopping 43% of men say they are using the apps to casually date (while 42% are downloading them to find a long-term partner).

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    Alternatively, 48% of women say they are using dating apps to find long-term partners and 37% use them to date casually.

    #5

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe “You know that cancer is a hoax perpetuated by big pharma and the government preying on the uneducated, right!?!?” He says to me, a cancer survivor who’s life was f*****g derailed by cancer…

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FǓCK cancer and F you too. I hope OP is OK...

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, ficken that fücking cancer and that stupid-ignorant of an idiot! I lost both parents from cancer. But, I'm so very happy for the OP for surviving. Yay!

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    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why we had cancer before "Big Pharma" became a thing, though? So weird....

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the exact same thing. These asshats who spout this absolute bs somehow either (conveniently) forget or are totally ignorant of the fact that the same devastating illnesses /diseases have been with us since before written records. I'm going to quote a Bible verse that says,... there is nothing new under the sun, that was written a very long time ago and it is true now. Now I'll be closing my shutters, I'm sure that the folks with the pitchforks and torches will be be here shortly, lol.

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    devotedtodreams
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone said that to me, I don't know what I'd do (but it wouldn't be pretty). I lost my father to cancer, it's no goddamn hoax. The nerve of some people...

    Lupita Nyong'heaux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i lost both parents and the love of my life to cancer. i likely woulda gone super stabby...

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    LH25
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's almost up there with "you know they have a cure for cancer but are hiding it because they want to make money". First off, there will never be a "cure for cancer" since cancer is not one disease. There are several, and they will need different cures. Second, pretty much everyone I know has lost someone they love to cancer. Including whoever "they" are. So they allowed someone to die often in terrible pain when they could have cured them?! And all of those who say "I would never do chemo or radiation" who have never had to decide that? Get back to me when you sit across from a doctor and hear "you have ___ cancer".

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you having any intelligence is a hoax perpetuated my your mother

    Daycare Attendant Sun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had cancer at 25. Never smoked. Never did anything that would cause harm to my body like that. It was genetic. A nearly 2 inch tumor in my upper left hilar, stage 2, Hodgkin' Lymphoma to the point where my skin was constantly burning and itching, and no matter what I did, I couldn't stop coughing.

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a horrific thing to say

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd show him exactly where I had my tumours..... with something sharp and pointy!

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupidity, one of the biggest turn offs

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy needs to be put on the next rocket to the sun.

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    #6

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe ‘You don’t want any more kids? Don’t worry, I’ll change your mind and you’ll enjoy carrying my child.’ There was no second date and I ended up having to block him everywhere.

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    Nitka Tsar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this sound threatening to anyone else? I got shivers reading this

    NightFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! That's an immediate BLOCK for sure.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another date I would have just up and left in the middle of

    Tree P
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right! I would have left soon as he said that. No comments, no nothing, just leave.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's about to learn that her mind is rock-solidly made up and he ain't getting a child with her or even just her. Smh...

    Yoga Kitty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would stand up and leave immediately - wow, where do you find all these idiots?!

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    #7

    "What are you, a F****t?" Because I declined to sleep with her on the first date... I don't sleep around, it's not for me. All power to you if that's something you enjoy, but don't pressure someone into it by questioning their sexual orientation. I also don't find it particularly attractive to be calling people slurs because you didn't get your way.

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    Aria Whitaker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling someone gay because they do not want to sleep with you is the definition of CRINGE. How pathetic.

    Nunya Bidness
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said fu¢ktw@t. Either way, walk off and never look back.

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    Lizz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy.... I would LOVE to have a guy not mind not having s*x on a first date...

    Needmorecowbell
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst part that she used “gay” as an insult. I think I would have shrugged and said “I am now.” Edited for spelling

    Frank Ropen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men only want one thing and if they don't they are gay. Got it

    NightFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's probably one of the many reasons why they are single. Getting mad and resorting to name calling on a first date is a huge red flag. You can only imagine what they're like normally....

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad you walked away from that trash.

    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a beautiful girlfriend who was a minor player on Baywatch call me that when I told her I wanted to break up

    Hiro Lee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay ladies how many times have you been called a lesbian, because you turned a creep down for sex?! Yup, goes both ways apparently.

    DrGirlfriend
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plenty actually and it's just as gross no matter who is saying it to whatever target.

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    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet she was even less alluring after that crude remark.

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    #8

    "I was reading about plus size models today. What do you think about plus size models considering you're a bigger girl?" I am 5'4" and 125 lbs. He was not being sarcastic. Dude had the most warped sense of body image I've ever encountered. Joke's on him though because his head was shaped like a lightbulb.

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    panther
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it was burned out.

    Thomas Bentley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be shocked if it could even spark to begin with.

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    Aria the Dog Lover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I was reading about LED lightbulbs. What do you think considering your head is shaped like one?"

    Jihana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is not enough aloe vera on the planet for this burn. 🤣

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    Lea-Anne Robison
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a similar experience. I was 5'5" and 127. The guy said "You're heavier than I thought you would be". I told him to go down the street to the graveyard and dig himself up a date.

    Lady Miss Pie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5’4” and 125 is not even remotely plus sized.

    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No definitely not. Dude thinks size 4-6 is plus sized. I was 5’2” 120 in my 20’s and wore size 4. This guy thinks anything over size 0-2 is plus sized

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    Amelia Schroeder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly one of my biggest issues is how we view bodies in this world. Like BMIs are awful. I have a 0.44 waist- to-height ratio and visible ribs from feet away and I have a BMI of 27. honestky this is all irritating.

    Mickysixxx
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made my sister's ex boyfriend cry after I lost my s**t at him because he kept body shaming her and questioning her meal choices/portions. He comes out later, after a cry, and goes "I don't appreciate the way you spoke to me" and I said "I don't appreciate the way you make my sister feel like s**t, when you stop I'll speak to you nicer" he went back inside and cried again. The bloke was unstable he used to be a surf life saver but got injured and put on weight himself and now projects his hate on everyone else.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job for sticking up for her! I'd have planted my foot in his a*s.

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    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I'm 5'4" and when I was 125lbs I was a size 3-5 depending on the clothes. Dude is a twàt

    Ches Yamada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told my my entire school and family that I was FAT as heck when I was a teen. I was 5' 5" and 130 lbs. I developed an eating disorder and am now morbidly obese, fighting it every day to try to get back down again (have yo-yo'd four times)!

    Melissa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to triple check to make sure I didn't write this comment. Sad that we both went through this same situation :(

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    SuperChicken
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Op, did you tell him about his head shaped like a lightbulb? I hope so, and tell him that the bulb seemed to be burnt-out.

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    #9

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe “Stop pulling away when I try to kiss you because people are looking and it makes me seem rapey”

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    Sensitive_panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's kinda "rapey", isn't it?

    KDav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then stop acting rapey, dude....

    Jihana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is so, so close to understanding it...

    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newsflash..... that IS rapey. Loser

    Sofia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    consent this unknown thing...

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seem rapey? Dude that IS rapey!

    D Battle II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why she's pulling away....

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    #10

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe wistfully after 2 wines... "God, you are so amazing, such a shame you look like that."

    bonjelascott , Natalie Bond Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah thank you, pour me some more wine so I can tolerate being with you ...

    Jihana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're ok looking such a shame you are so repulsive on the inside.

    Eb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that noise? It's your last chance of a second date slamming the door behind it.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Booze is a "honesty potion" it brings true thoughts out. 🤔

    Nonesuch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So drink a bunch of wine together before you tie the knot.

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    A Bobcat From Philly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be like "Whatever kind of look YOU were going for, you missed."

    Hoodoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear...Someone needs a b***h-slapping

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I know what I'd be doing with that 3rd glass of wine.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! I was just thinking the same thing

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    #11

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe "So, aren't you going to invite me to your place? I bought you lunch. You kind of owe me." from a guy I met ONCE and had breath so bad I am surprised it didn't melt the fork.

    randommusicfan , Jason Briscoe Report

    Sofia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when somebody says "owe me" it is a huge red flag...

    ThatOnePortobelloMushroom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    heyyy… come to think of it my friend said I owe her my Icecream because she gave me mozerella sticks… 🤔 Come to think of it…. She never actually cared and always interrupted me

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    David H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do some men think women owe them things when they do something for them. If you truly are interested in getting that from them, put in the effort to make them want to with you. They arent a prostitute where favors are exchanged for money and items. Build up a relationship with them first, woo them, etc

    Amy S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what the going rate is for the services of a sex worker but I hope it's more than the cost of a lunch.

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    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a similar first date experience from guy who kept hinting to spend the night - his breath practically singed my nose hairs...

    RezFidel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "didn't melt the fork." Gonna steal that! lol

    Leigh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate guys who assume you want to sleep with them because you're being nice to them and you agree to hang out with them.

    Pink kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or guys that you smile at because it's part of your customer service job, who interpret the smile as 'I want you so bad'

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    Carole G.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a couple a bucks...debt paid.

    Brazen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally jumped out of a moving car to get away from someone I went on one date with who said to me (while driving past my condo building, I asked where he was going), "I'm finding a parking spot so we can F, we're gonna F right?" Um nope. One of the worst dates I was ever on and this entitled jerk thought he could get himself some. He spent most of the night telling me he couldn't understand why he was a virgin. He didn't even pay for dinner like the guy who bought the lunch in this story...I did. Not that would have made a difference. lol

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I OWE you nothing but a thank you for lunch and a swift kick in the gonads for being such an a$$

    Ches Yamada
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other problem is for what this @ss had to offer I bet it wasn't even the cost of the ice in her drink.

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    #12

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe First date, I order a mocktail and he says, “I’m not going to pay for your drinks unless there’s alcohol in them.”

    Taney34 , Toni Cuenca Report

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely a red flag 🚩

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Run, run, RUN! And when you're finished, run some more!"

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you like Roofi coladas............waking up in a daze. Then date this guy

    Erica Knapp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I totally just sang this to the tune of the "Pina colada" song lmao

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    The Chronic Insomniac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes!!! As a 55 year old widow entering the dating world again soon these are terrifying and sadly, in line with what I have seen on a dating website I browsed out of curiousity.

    Liz Orreo trex ago go
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have given up on dating sites after the year I was seriously trying to find someone, I went on over 100 coffee dates, and the only people that got more than 2 dates I met through other means, mostly while volunteering. In 10 years online, only 1 person I dated beyond 2 dates, he lasted 7. Festivals, parties, dog park are best place to meet, especially if volunteering since you have a built in group to hang out with.

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I hadn't planned on a second date with you so let's just call it a done date

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool. I'll pay for my own drinks at another club.

    Min
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're a rapist without telling me you're a rapist...

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's okay. I put Rohypnol in yours, so you can get smashed enough for both of us."

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    #13

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe - asked me the worst crime I’d commit if I would get away with it. I said steal a few million from a bank. They said they’d “dahmer” someone

    Index_Wool , Celyn Kang Report

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to call his parole officer

    shawna Reich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can you reply again to ensure we know you're still alive? pls? that's messed up

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original poster is not on Bored Panda - all of these are from Reddit or elsewhere so they won't see your comment.

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    tinker bell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i nearly chocked on my pizza reading that wtf

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then invites them back to Nans house for coffee

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    #14

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe "I don't mind that you're... you know." *waves hand vaguely at my body*

    StrangersWithAndi , Alex Green Report

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...a corporeal being and not an ethereal gestalt entity"

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    Crazy Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You just gestured to all of me!”

    Liz Downing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't mind that I'm... human?

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Norwegian? 3D? Dressed? Don't keep us in tension!!

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    Contrariwise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a side note, can I say that those braids are awesome

    Jihana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today I saw a woman with braids in a deep, deep purple. Was so close to telling her how awesome her hair is. Alas, I am an introvert and said nothing.

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    MongoMarcia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vaguely gesture around their brain.

    afoben
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... "too good for me"?

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s ok, I don’t mind that you’re all,.. you know,.. obnoxious!

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of these are reinforcing why I'm happily single.

    PinkPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh how nice. Well unfortunately, I DO mind that you’re a..you know…total twat

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    #15

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe We had a fun night having a personal date and then we pull up to his house for his birthday party, where I’m about to meet his family for the first time. He turns to me and says, “Oh btw my parents don’t like Mexicans.” I am Mexican.

    LosNava , Askar Abayev Report

    David H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His parents are the racists, not him

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    MusicalNerd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, not his fault his family's racist (seems like he's not, good for him), but should've warned beforehand...

    David H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I think he should have warned her before, he obviously doesnt have a problem with mexicans, though if he wants to be in a relationship with one, he should think hard about his relationship with his parents and how it would work out. He's only issue here, not dumping this at the last second, rather than advanced warning and giving her a choice about meeting with them or preparing.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possible/probable that he has partly the mentality, and 'dates' a mexican but doesn't take it as a serious relationship with any perspective, 'just mindless fun'.

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    NightFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adios! If the OP was the driver, they should have noped out of their because of that bit of news. If not, they were better off just asking to be taken home or to Uber home. Nobody has time to be blindsided by that sort of foolishness.

    bennu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with the bottom right person's arm?!

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the way the pattern on the shirt is laying on them.

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm kinda torn on what to think about this one, unless it's not apparent that she is Mexian. I'd call it a yellow flag. (1) he warned you, (2) he brought you home ANYWAY. Like I'd read this as shoving it their face that he doesn't accept their racism. Which is cool, but still gets a yellow flag because well, it sucks to be the person shoved in anyone's face for any reason.

    k sand
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird to plan a first date on yr own birthday. Or if I did I wouldn't mention it

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    #16

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe It wasn't what was said, but what was not said, because her face was buried in her phone screen the whole evening. She was shocked when I told her that we would not be going out again.

    Necessary_Board_3116 , Angelo Moleele Report

    PATTY HERBERT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should’ve told her via text what an idiot she was while she was sitting right there in front of you!😂

    Olivia The Cloud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh I hate when people are just so addicted to their phone that they can't even tear themselves away for one second. It's extremely frustrating

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This aggravates me so much, even meeting up with a friend. Hey dude! We made plans to hang out, we're here in the same space, can we maybe put the phones down and actually.. hang out?

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was shocked because your relationship status hasnt been updated yet

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you text her that message ?

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    #17

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe Not exactly a date, but at a dance when I was a teenager I sat down for a breather after I'd been dancing for a long time. Right then a slow song started and a couple girls came up, one of them introduced me to her friend and asked me to dance with her because nobody had asked her to dance yet. I felt really bad for her and said heck yeah, everybody deserves to dance. She spent the whole time talking about how I'm such a piece of garbage for sitting down when there are girls like her who haven't been asked to dance. I kept trying to change the subject, she just ignored me and kept trash talking me, so I walked away mid-dance.

    ParkityParkPark , Ardian Lumi Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they didn't come to dance but trash-talk instead, they don't belong on the floor...

    Luke T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she wonders why no one asked her?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you want to dance, try the ballet. "Cause you're tutu toxic for me."

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are dance-less for a reason

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cant imagine why nobody asked her to dance, she sounds like a barrel of laughs

    Wysteria_Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yep, can see why no one wanted to dance with you. Bye!"

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, sometimes nice guys finish, well you know the rest!

    Nonesuch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was a dancing fool. 💃

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I see why nobody asked her

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    #18

    He asked me how frequently I would want sex if I were in my ideal relationship. I said 2-3x a week. He told me that means I'm a sex addict and that sex more often than once a month isn't really required for intimacy or connection between partners. (Hey, if that's his level of drive, cool.... but no need to shame someone for having a higher drive than yours.)

    geminiloveca Report

    Yeah, okay.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a person who is clearly asexual - which is fine. There are lots of people for whom sex is a physical invasive turn off but only want love ave companionship. Just identify that in your dating profile and find like- minded people.

    Eb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or indoctrinated by conservative parents or church.

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    Praecordia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once a month sounds sad. Like your negotiation how many times you have to do it cause you don’t like doing it.

    Lisa Intally
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To paraphrase a 70s movie: She: We have sex all the time--two or three times a week. He: We hardly have sex at all--two or three times a week.

    NightFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he feels strongly about this, I can only imagine how he would feel about other personal things.

    Demosthenes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read some research recently that guys should ejaculate 21 x/month to avoid prostate problems. You are welcome.

    Nonesuch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I worked for a doctor who sent home written prescriptions saying: More sex. He wrote these for guys with prostatitis

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    Leigh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told my best friend I was asexual and he said I was lying because I can't get some. Total bull. It really hurt my feelings. I pointed out Jughead from the comics is asexual.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was with my soon to be ex-wife, we had sex every night, when we woke up, and extra during the weekends. Thousands of times. And she still found time to cheat on me!

    b
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its an aspiration of people not into sex hope to find someone who think love is enough. For some or a lot of people, a sexual relationship is important. Otherwise its just more friendship.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, if, you know, you’re not with this guy any more, and, um, you’re lonely, um…..!

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    #19

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe Her phone rang. She answered it. I expected it was a friend calling to see if she wanted to be saved. She got concerned and hung up and said “that was my ex. He got arrested. Can you bring me to the police station?” So I did. I even helped them fill out some paperwork so he could get released. I took them to his car and she looked at me. I laughed and said “The date was over hours ago. Go” and she got out and they drove away.

    BackItUpWithLinks , Kindel Media Report

    Debbie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would this be terrible? My ex is the father of my children, he doesn't have family living close. (Not that I'd expect him to ever be arrested). Also, is it wrong to be on friendly terms with your ex? I'm a bit confused why her helping out her ex would be bad?

    Vanessa Richardson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think OP thinks it’s a bad thing! He went along with it, after all. I think the point is that she ended up leaving with the ex, so it’s safe to assume there wasn’t a second date. Lol

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    NightFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP stayed longer than I would have. It's one thing to receive an emergency call. But to assist the date in this circumstance? Something tells me that he wasn't really feeling it for her anyways, which is why he did what he did at the end.

    Laura Bennett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get karma points for being an awesome human

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a nicer guy than I would have been.

    daking
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    say your signature was faked and you did not actually fill out that paperwork. Put him back in there

    SlightlyTarnished
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After explaining the call, which she really didn't have to go into detail, she should have excused herself and got an UBER.

    TK 421
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “So it’s was just about the sex then?!” I’d have shouted where the boyfriend could hear.

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do Americans say "bring" when they mean "take"?

    Ches Yamada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can bring someone as much as you can take, such as "bring a coat" or person.

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    #20

    Your job is to sit there and look pretty. (After I shared an opinion about something)

    Dogmum77 Report

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How fast did you leave?

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's when I would quit that unpaid, volunteer position.

    PinkPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think dude needs a blow up doll, doesn’t deserve a human being with actual feelings and thoughts

    Liz Downing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I'm not qualified for that job.

    RyanRyanRyan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice when they tell you up front what kind of a person they truly are.

    KimTx ‍️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to work that hard! I'd rather continue to talk to people...other...people.

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    #21

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe "I can tell you are an only child because you have major personality flaws".

    OliveVizsla , Tirachard Kumtanom Report

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And I can tell your parents never taught you good manners."

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I see your only child and raise you an eldest daughter. Psh.

    Jovmen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, so you must be an only child as well?"

    NightFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, on that note. This isn't going to work out. I pass. Bye". Then you proceed to block them on whatever app you met them on.

    Liz Orreo trex ago go
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to think of my personality flaws as matching the personality flaws of only the right person.

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can tell your parents didn't have any children because you are one big personality flaw."

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait...I'm an only child. Lol. I always laugh in Bob's Burgers when Gene says "I didn't want to be an only child, they're always weird". lol

    Eric Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should introduce them to my middle step-brother (of 3)!

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of my 19 year old self rambling on to my now husband about spoiled only children. He is an only child.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess being out with you shows it

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    #22

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe On a date with my wife, 12 years in. "I don't think I love you anymore". Out of the blue.

    uniquestar2000 , Christian Erfurt Report

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People can fall out of love, sadly. It happens more often than we think.

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. That's why I say love is a commitment, not a feeling. The feelings wax and wane, but if you have a partner with whom you share mutual respect and you're both committed to putting in the work it can be mostly good. Psychologists study this stuff. There is a "honeymoon period" in a new relationship that lasts between 12 and 24 months (IIRC). After that, the relationship has to be based on something other than the "warm fuzzy feelings". And this isn't exactly new knowledge either. This is why traditional marriage vows talk about commitment so much 'in sickness and in health until death do us part', rather than talking about the feelings. I don't know where this idea came from in western culture that love is a feeling, only a feeling, and that if you're in love, it will all magically work, and if you don't always feel those feelings, then it isn't meant to be, blah, blah blah. That's not realistic; it's a fairy tale.

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    Sofia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love is a fire, easy to start but you've to put wood into to keep it alive

    afoben
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting in the wood is important lol

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    Whitefox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was with my ex for 13 years. During which time he had cheated in me numerous times, stole money, emotionally abused me and despite my warning him that one day, It'd be like a light switch turning off and I'd be gone. He didn't believe me. The second time he got my car repo'd in 3 months after buying Iphones and big screen computer monitors, It happened. I walked into the living room and told him, " The rent is paid till the end of the month, but I will be out by that Friday." There was just a cold spot in my heart where I had once loved him. Never looked back. Best choice I ever made!

    Lizz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's possible to fall out of love.... Even after 25 years of marriage

    Peppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been that person who’s fallen out of love, after 17 years of marriage . It’s not easy to be the person that ends things, sometimes being in a public place means you have a least a fighting chance of being able to actually have a real conversation. And it still hurts, nobody really wants to break someone’s heart.

    shawna Reich
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but on a date?! take that home!

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you made her split the bill !

    eame
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for her for being honest. Most people just cheat.

    Jovita A
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too often people get wrapped in "life" and routine and forget to maintain relationships...

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    #23

    “You know, you’d be really pretty if you didn’t have that whole jew nose thing going on. Have you thought about getting it fixed?” This was after the movie and make-out. I’m ashamed to say that 17 yr old me didn’t tell him to f**k off like I should’ve. It just gave me an insecurity about my nose.

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    RezFidel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Urgh.. antisemitic nazi stereotype.

    Fenchurch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why you got downvoted. Are there pro-nazi people hanging out on bored panda today?

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Break his nose, and let him get it fixed.

    Lisa Intally
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With people like that, even if you did one cosmetic procedure, there would then be a constant list coming of things they don't like. Find someone who loves you for you.

    Liz Downing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 17 a date called me 'Chief" because of my nose. I'm proud to have the nose of my father and grandfather.

    Jay TheSaltLord
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jew Nose Thing"? What? Do they have powers, like Samantha from Bewitched, that're nose activated?

    PinkPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, you might be sort of attractive if you didn’t have such a tiny brain and such ridiculously offensive, stupid and outright anti-semitic notions…

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was adopted, gotta go check my nose...

    Leigh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I constantly get asked if I'm Jewish because my family and I have large noses. I'm not Jewish not that it matters but I find such racist stereotypes offensive.

    Argie Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You, my dear, dodged a bullet with that manipulative gaslighter!

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    #24

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe "A lot of people think my brother is gay. But he's not. I know. I've seen his penis a few times. And he's not gay. His penis doesn't look gay. I mean, he got hard." 1. I paraphrased. 2. The girl saying it was 18 and her brother was 25ish. 3. Mega-religious family.

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    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may not be gay, but there’s a whole other issue here if he gets hard around you! And exactly what does a gay penis look like ?

    Sonia M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess since she is a girl and he got hard, therefore he can't be gay? The real questions is why he was naked around her, why he is turned on by his sister and why she is so comfortable talking about it...

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    Paul Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the hell did this subject come up on a date?

    Androgyny Lunacy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tip: Don't date people from mega religious families. They always have some messed up secret that eventually comes out...

    MusicalNerd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope there was no molestation involved...

    shan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 5 brothers and can’t imagine how this situation happened. Why did she see a hard penis??? 😳

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f**k did I just read???!

    sally
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I feel so bad for that poor girl. There is so much wrong here and she is oblivious to it.

    Mari Murphy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds more like a cry for help. It sounds like her brother was molesting her and people noticed his lack of interest in dating, not realizing the real reason why. A bit of a leap I know, but it's not unheard of.

    Jovmen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would go on a second date just to ask more questions.

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    #25

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe He got angry when I said I did not want to go further than kissing and denied him putting his hand under my shirt. His argument: "I have a relationship with your whole body! Not just your head!"

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    MissMePhoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your face can have a relationship with my fist!"

    Deborah B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And my whole body only consents to kissing (lips/face only) and nothing else."

    Olivia The Cloud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so disgusting and disrespectful

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dam you can have a relationship with my knee and your crouch

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A relationship with her whole body? Yeah, a toxic one.

    b
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So creepy. i don't understand how men don't understand this is not ok.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anger/dejectedness in response to boundaries is a HUGE red flag. Reacting in that manner is only decreasing your chances.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonads? Meet the toe of my shoe.

    Ches Yamada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they'd change their tune if you also said the same thing and whipped out several toys or something. I have a relationship with ALL of you, and that includes your butt!

    Hoodoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please B***h..not even good at mansplaining...

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    #26

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe First date from a dating app. I could tell he was maybe a touch too desperate based on the texts we exchanged. However, he was also whip smart and almost finished with grad school, so I still agreed to go out. We didn’t have a spark, which I noticed immediately. On the other hand, he was oblivious to it. No big deal. Then, he suggests a walk after dinner. I agree like an idiot. On that walk he proceeds to tell me that his ex girlfriend cheated on him, that he thinks he’ll always love her, even though she cheated on him with his best friend, and she gave him an STD. And the worst thing I ever heard on a date was, “But don’t worry- it’s one of the ones that clears up on its own." NOPE

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    Kiss Army
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only STD I know of that "clears up on it's own" is pregnancy and only women get that! (Just joking... please don't downvote me!)

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so wrong! It usually takes at least 18 more years till people get rid of the consequences from unprotected sex

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I always let the girl go after me. If it wasn't for aggressive girls, I'd probably still be a virgin, instead of having three great grandkids

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember folks, there's a big difference between intelligence and emotional intelligence!

    Keisha Washington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's smart and dumb as a box of rocks.

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    #27

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe I told him I would like to just pay for myself and he pay for himself so I don't feel uncomfortable ordering what I want. Fine. He dislikes every option we had to eat out except the one place I don't like. Whatever, I'll deal with it. We go, he orders seafood and several cups of wine. The check comes eventually and he stares at it and says "so you're paying? I didn't bring my wallet." I was instantly pissed off. On the way back to his house (I parked my car there and then we carpooled together to the restaurant) he stops at a Arby's and asks if I want anything and I said no then proceeds to bust out his fkn wallet and pay for his meal. Heated. Then he blew up my phone when I didn't want to go on another date and didn't respond back with "well, it's your loss" EDIT:I'd like to change my answer. It was 10 years ago, I was extremely drunk and me and this date I had a were playing a drinking game in a group of my friends and roommate. He said "never have I ever molested my sister" then took a drink. My roommate physically threw him out of our apartment and I passed out on my couch.

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    Kali Chaos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that bullet you dodged lands right between his eyes.

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he the brother of sister above a few that seen his hard d#ck

    Robin Roper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gesturing to the waitstaff, "Excuse me, I need the ticket for my meal. I'm paying for what I ordered and ate. My date will be paying for his." Pays check, tips well, walks to desk and ask for a cab to be called.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the second entry Josh Duggar by any chance?

    NightFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's absolutely nothing about this guy that made him worth going on a date with.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honk he’s well rid of you.

    Gøøse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only is he a disgrace for doing that, he is a total sicko for practically bragging about it.

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    #28

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe After what I thought was a good date, we went for a couple of drinks, at the end of the night she told me "wow you really are a great guy, I just wish u were good looking"

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, I kind of get the idea. I have dated guys briefly that seemed nice and sweet and everything but I just wasn't physically attracted. And yes, that is important too and nothing I can switch on at random. "Good-looking" always means good-looking to the person's tastes. And that I think is okay. But to say something like that out loud is beyond cruel and mean.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wow, you're good looking! I just wish you were a nice person"

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow you really are a nice girl. Too bad you're as shallow as a dried up lake

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a guy tell me, you seem to be everything I would want in a girlfriend but you're too short. It was a long time ago, I can't remember my comeback, but I remember his friend laughed so it must have been good :D

    Lisa Intally
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beauty is 100% in the eye of the beholder.

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    #29

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe "Wow, my boyfriend would love this place!" Edit: This was about 25 years ago. I'm very happily married (obviously to a different woman) and things are awesome. But to all you folks getting stuck with bad dates, I see you and I wish you the best.

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    Yvonne Blau
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a rather immature way of telling you that she wasn't into you.

    Alex King
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t think she thought it was a date or was making sure you knew it wasn’t a date.

    eame
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be fair, I've had a fair few people I thought were just being friendly invite me out and I didn't realize it was meant as a date.

    shawna Reich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or she has an "open" relationship or she slipped up

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lacking any context, it sounds like intentions were unclear at the planning stage

    #30

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe "you're ugly and your art sucks" Got me both from the outside and inside..

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    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Consider the source - what an a$$hole

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their attitude is ugly and as long as you enjoy making your art then it is awesome!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you born an a**hole or did you work at it your whole life?

    Brazen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to know the context of when this was said. Were they fighting? Was it a random insult? What happened that it came down to this? So many questions.

    meerkatz007
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one of the ugliest things somebody can say! (artist here)

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    #31

    “are you calling the cops on me bc i drugged you?”

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    Lady Miss Pie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was roofied before—thankfully my friend was able to get to me before he did. But it was frightening; I barely remember anything except suddenly not being able to stay awake or stand up or even move my arms. People at the bar thought I was “drunk” but my friend happened to arrive shortly before the drug kicked in and said “You were literally coherent and not drunk fifteen minutes before you passed out.” She got me home and I was sick for days. We don’t know who it was, since it was at a party. Scary stuff.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so sorry this happened to you. And that's a very good friend you have there. Hope you're doing well now ❤

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously!?! Hope he was arrested and rotted in jail while being someone's special friend

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an unecessary rhethorical question to ask....

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    #32

    What’s the point of women if they don’t give me a BJ whenever I ask for one? In case your wondering, he asked 40 minutes into the date, I said no and left.

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    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG just get yourself a Fleshlight. Women are not a collection of holes surrounded by human.

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya, but comments like his are about power and subjugation, not sexual gratification. It’s more likely he has a sexual dysfunction than not & has a so-so sausage.

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You did blow him off in a way he wasn't expecting

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    #33

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe Do you hate black people? (she was black) "no I wouldn't be here if I did". Well I hate white people, and I'm here "why are you here?" Well white dudes turn me on, I still hate them though. "Where do you see this going?" I don't know? We did not talk much after this exchange, we split the bill.

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    PandaPops
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disgusting how someone can be so openly racist but because it was aimed at a white person it doesn't matter

    sylvantic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti-white racism doesn’t have that systemic aspect, so it’s not as big a deal on a societal level as anti-Black racism, but on an individual level it is just as bad, because it will harm relationships and just generally makes one an unpleasant person.

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    Praecordia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird thought process here.

    Nandros M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    white dudes turn me on, I still hate them ????????????

    David H
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    #34

    My husband is in Iraq. Noped right out on thar one

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    Liz Downing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this one.

    Mari Murphy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a cheating b***h that screws around while her husband is serving his country.

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    Demosthenes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t Promiscuous army wives like the oldest trope?

    Elio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, same with promiscuous men and women enlisted in the army. I heard sometimes it's like high school drama times 10 with a lot of them being married.

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    Grammarly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we please consider the fact that she could be poly?

    Yeah, okay.
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    You divorced your enlisted hubby because he was sent overseas. Because dating a soldier would never see that happening. Glad he was rid of you.

    Eastendbird
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it as, he was on a date with a girl who told him she had a husband but he was in Iraq, so he left.

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    #35

    On a first date, a guy told me all about his past struggles with alcoholism and how he got sober. As he was on his 2nd beer. That’s gonna be a no from me

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When all he that he wanted was the beer essentials

    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Decades ago, I had a date take me out for dinner, he had a few beers and then suggested we go to an AA meeting. I asked him why he drank beers if he was going to an AA meeting later and he said that the beers didn't count. Needless to say, I made up something I needed to do that night and asked him to take me home (but I had him drop me off a couple blocks from my actual address).

    #36

    She said to me..” people say I have bad breath..” I was way ahead of that statement as those people dead right. I was already asking for the bill so I could go home and burn a tire to get the smell out of my nose.

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    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go home and burn a tire 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    N.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She might have a medical issue like sinus problems and she should see a doctor for sure.

    Jane Cortez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, or gum disease, deep crevices on the tongue, cavities, or tonsil stones, ( a surprisingly large percent of the population has them), diabetes- ketones smell pretty awful, kidney, liver disease….

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tonsils stones smell like skunk spray and many people don't even know they got it!

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    Gwyn
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brush your teeth, people! (I only say this after reading so many stores in BP about people who don't brush their teeth regularly. But if you do brush, believe your friends about how bad your breath is and get help from your doctor.)

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are other potential reasons her breath could be bad, possibly a medical issue, that brushing wouldn't fix.

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    KimTx ‍️
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First: "had breath so bad I am surprised it didn't melt the fork." Now: "go home and burn a tire to get the smell out of my nose" 😆😅🤣😂🙂🙃🙂

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smells just right if you were a dog

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    #37

    After a mediocre date in every way - “On the next date, I would like you to not wear heels so I’m taller than you”. There was no second date

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fact high heels will be the only thing I'll have on. Sorry you won't be there

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're absolutely right, there will be no high heels. Or me."

    #38

    I was in recovery from my eating disorder. The dude came over to watch a movie and eat pizza (this was our second or third date). We were talking about fitness and he grabbed my bare thigh and jiggled it while asking how I could say I worked out. Other highlights include him drinking too much to drive home after assuming this was a hook up and then calling me a puritan for making him sleep on my floor. He also wanted me to pay for the $300 parking ticket he received. We didn’t have another date.

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    Greymom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have dumped his a** in an Uber! Wouldn’t be sleeping on my floor 😟

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uber is fairly new. this may have happened long before uber.

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    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At $300 for parking, you’re lucky he wasn’t speeding!

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    #39

    I hope you know my kid will be more important than yours if this goes anywhere If we start to get serious you're going to have to get rid of your dog

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    panther
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep the dog, dump the idiot.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So then I told her the only dog I'm getting rid of is you

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog and my kid stays, you and your kid go!!!

    #40

    "I'm not even picky anymore, I'm just looking for somebody to knock me up." First and LAST date.

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    crowspectre (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just go to a prostitute or something. Stop bothering innocent people

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    #41

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe That his mother was here, she was looking forward to chatting with me and would be drinking mango juice. The jerk forgot his wallet but remembered to bring along his mother. Apparently the latter is still his blind date MO.

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    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he forget his wallet he shoukd ask his mommy for some money.

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    #42

    "Sometime I feel like I think like a serial killer" This was after we just watched a horror movie and it was our first date.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nah, the math is all wrong. What's the odds of finding TWO serial killers on the same date?"

    Isabela Cincu
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    2 years ago

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    #43

    This girl askked me out, I wasn't even too interested in her, but since it's so rare for a girl to ask a guy out, I figured I'll give her a chance and go on a date with her. We made plans to eat at a specific restaurant at 7pm. I get there on time and I text her to let her know I'm there. Around 20 minutes later, she texts me back apologizing and saying that she fell asleep but that she is on her way and she'll be there in 20 minutes. I waited around 20 minutes, go to a random petco nearby to look at the animals and kill time. She hasn't texted me so I wait around 20 more minutes. At that point I decide to text her to see how she's doing but the message doesn't go through and I found out she blocked me.

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    Captain Awesome
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a majority of my exes by them asking me out (I'm a guy). I was super shy and never had the confidence to ask. Heck my wife asked me out on our first date, so sometimes they do work out.

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    #44

    Went on a date with a guy who bragged about hiding in the closet to watch his roommates have sex whenever they brought a girl home.

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet that's the closest he's been to having real sex himself

    Kerry Watson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a frat boy. They do that c**p all the time. Usually film it.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, he's definitely in the closet.

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    #45

    “I can’t commit to you because you’re not a Christian, but we can have sex.”

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    Praecordia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christians are culty like that. Had a similar experience.

    Cayla Taylor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don’t stereotype- not all Christians are like that, it sounds like you had a bad experience or two but that doesn’t mean that’s how we all are

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    Nandros M
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christian ready to copulate before marriage. What a joke.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was supposed to be the other way around

    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Catholic girl said that to me, which was a bit confusing.

    V33333P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, a boy I had a crush on in high school

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs to reread the instruction manual.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought was supposed to be the other way around

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    #46

    Me: (having a nice time over artisinal margaritas) Excuse me. Going to run to the ladies' room. Him: And I'll slip something in your drink heh heh.

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    Gwyn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't even joke about that. Time to end the date

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before leaving for the ladies' room, toss the drink in his face, will ya?

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rape jokes at a date, that's the way to go! ... Home without company

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    #47

    “You’re pretty cute for a black guy.”

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    Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't even rhyme

    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You’re really x for a y” is an instant red flag

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What!?! How does color have anything to do with cuteness?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I like your teeth. Because they're the only things in your head that aren't rotten."

    #48

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe After hanging out for about 16 hours at her place, talking and later making out, she tells me: "Hey did you know I have a boyfriend?" Took me 10 seconds to realize what she said and ask WTF.

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm real sorry for her boyfriend. Hoped he dumped her faster than a case of diarrhea

    Aww but Eww
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why this picture? I am confused

    RezFidel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time leave a note under the toilet seat for the bf to discover.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just leave it up. He'll know a man's been there."

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    #49

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe *"I don't think I can get it up but would you mind coming home with me anyway?"* Decades ago, a guy showed up for our date with a black eye and some bruises. He was usually pretty hot but for obvious reasons he was very much not hot that night. Turned out he'd taken a bad tackle in rugby that afternoon. I offered to rain check our date but he said no. Anyway, by mid-meal he was slurring and seemed like he was going to fall asleep. The entire restaurant was looking at him. I asked repeatedly if he'd like to leave and he kept shaking it off and trying to rally for a little bit longer. He kept starting random new conversational threads with me, like he couldn't follow the conversation we already had on the go. His laughs were delayed, even if he made the joke. Anyway, he asked me to take his wallet and pay the bill, which I did, and when I gave his wallet back he hit me with that stellar line. I took him home with me because I thought he'd been pregaming and was too drunk to drive himself. Fortunately my roommate was home, she said he probably had a concussion and I had to wake him every 20 minutes for water and to check his speech.

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    Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have taken him to the ER

    CV Vir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. A concussion can be an emergency.

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    Cathy Lemay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but you were the bad date. Concussion is incredibly dangerous and mimics signs of inebriation. It can also kill a person if it's not properly taken care of you can actually die of subdural hematoma.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like he tried to soldier on but had already taken one-too-many hits, and not just the rugby tackle... Yipes...

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    #50

    Worst date - showed up for a blind date. Meeting at a bar. Walk in and 12 people are sitting at the table with him. Wtf?

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think maybe you walked into the Last Supper

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta meet the entire family before the wedding, don’t you? Sounds like the troupe of her saying yes to date means he decided she was his girl for life.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peppy, I’m not sure, but I don’t think so.

    Con O Cuinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awful when they bring friends without telling you. Like I get why. But give us a heads-up. Nothing worse than turning up for a date and getting an interrogation panel

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    #51

    "My doctor said my new antibiotics affect my birth control. Or that the birth control affects my antibiotics. Not really sure, either way. It doesn't matter."

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    Daffydillz~
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly how I got pregnant with my son, fortunately I was married and my husband was more than ready to have our third child. It was just a little closer to the 2nd one than we planned as they were 15 months apart. It would be incredibly horrible to throw that out on a date that you and act so careless about it, that's nuts.

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh but I'm sure it mattered to him

    Karmen vrt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how my friend got pregnant, except she was not informed about it by her doctor, but the doctor later said "ups forgot to mention that"...

    Elio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't get straight people who act like not being on top of birth control/protection is no big deal. I don't mean people who actively want a kid, but people who say they "weren't trying" but then kept having unprotected s*x. In this case, the only way the birth control not working wouldn't be a big deal is if she previously had her tubes tied/removed.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd look for the next opportunity to buy condomes

    #52

    Tried to get me to join a MLM scheme. Turns out, he was targeting single moms through match dot com. When I ghosted, he acted surprised! On my voicemail, of course, because I ghosted him.

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have put out a broadcast message to all the other ladies informing the world!

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, you were in for a 'lifechanging experience'

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the revolution comes…something about a wall and all the MLM scammers.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you speak normal English?

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    #53

    Out of no where she asked me “Is it weird that I want to have a threesome with you and (my sister’s name)?” Um, yeah kinda.

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    #54

    People Are Sharing Their Bad Date Stories, Here Are 30 That Might Make You Cringe "can we wrap this up i have another date at 8" i f*****g hate tinder

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    Gwyn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you aren't in a committed relationship you're allowed to date as many people as you want even on the same day. Though it does seem rude and counterproductive to tell this to the people you are dating.

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally acceptable, but kinder ways of phrasing. “So, hey. I’m not feeling the connection. I assume you’re not either. We may be enjoying each others company a little, but how about we not waste any more of each others time and effort and call it a night?”

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So do I and it's a real one. So let's get out of here

    #55

    Spent 90 min with one woman. She talked the entire time. Anytime I would try to say something she would interrupt me then had the nerve to say you don’t talk much. When I tried to respond to that, she interrupted me again. Said on her profile she smoked on occasion, had 6 maybe more cigarettes in the 90 min and basically told me her entire life story including why she can’t have sex or have children. Finally someone messaged her and she had to leave, dropping her off and she says “ You’re not calling me again are you?” I didn’t want to lie but I said “ no no I will “ deleted her number and blocked her

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe anxiety idk I'm trying to think the best here

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just tell her the truth, since she already knew. "No, I won't."

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be anxiety, but honestly, it also sounds like someone on stimulants.

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was my thought. She thought the nose beer would give her courage and turned her into the prime example of someone having had a few too many lines or bumps.

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    Isabela Cincu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she was stressed out..maybe it was an occasion for her

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anxiety & stress I get. Totally. But the “ you don’t talk much” criticism is a level of arrogance and lack of self-awareness that’s not congruent with anxiety or stress. The entire description of her is textbook Cocaine.

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    Sofia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I dont want to say "no" I say "let's see"

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    #56

    "BTW, we should probably hurry, I'm lactose intolerant" after eating grilled salmon for dinner, followed by a massive slice of cheesecake for desert washed down with a glass of chocolate milk. The drive back to her place from the restaurant was NOT pleasant. There was no second date.

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    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once overheard it said " it's more of an inconvience than intolerance."

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes Nat, should have waited till at least the 3rd or 4th date.

    The Chronic Insomniac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lactose intolerance farts are the worst. My late husband was lactose intolerant. However he was smart enough to never consume milk products around me until long after we were married, and it was once in a blue moon. What was this woman thinking?

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    #57

    While laying in bed after the date and after we had hooked up she informed me of an std.

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    Genericist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, hey, it's trashy, but it takes two to decide on consensual unprotected sex.

    Kori
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, f*cking a stranger without a condom… play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t this criminal in some places?

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it was better than picking one up from a toilet seat

    #58

    “I want you try to get me pregnant tonight.” And no this isn’t some cute way to come on to me or tell me she was down to clown later. This was followed by about 10 minutes of her telling me I’d have no parental obligations, how she felt she was running out of time, persuading me why she was in a good position to take care of a kid on her own, why she wanted to randomly do it via one night stand instead of other means…”You paying for dinner is way cheaper than IVF!” We had been having a great date up to that point too. I thought she was kidding, but she insisted she was serious. It bummed me out. She was smart, had a good job, very attractive. I could not understand why she was going about having a kid this way when she would make someone so happy. Oh! Btw, if I WANTED to be around she was okay with that too, I just didn’t have to be if I didn’t want to.

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    Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont whether im messed up or normal but that's actually a good plan to me IVF is expensive and more complications

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My good friend did something similar in 1993. She leans toward ace, but can enjoy sex. She’s more of the mama bear to her friend groups, not very romantic but a nurturer. She was 27 at the time & very financially stable due to inheritance. She taught art part-time at a day school. Came to visit my collage town for the summer, met an Adonis of an athlete, had a fling with him for two+ months. Learned as much as she could about him/his family. Stopped birth control and purposefully got pregnant. Never told him. She’s an awesome mom. She became friends with fathers sisters, let them know, slowly let his family know then him. Knows family medical history/genetics. The son, almost 30, & father are now good friends. Involved. She & father worked out his resentment for what she did. All is good.

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    M Vee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a woman who's also running out of time, no, you don't get it. IVF is too expensive and there aren't very many decent people to marry anymore. Honestly if I had a great career I wouldn't want to be married at all, since marriage for women usually turns into being a f*ckmaid.

    Nicola Koh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is this comment downvoted? my partners cousin did this when she was running out of time (probably patience too) to find a man. she met a guy and was upfront about her intentions and has been a happy mother for 12 years now

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me a few times over the years, but I'd had a vasectomy that I kept quiet about until after the first date (I wanted first impressions to be about something other than my daddy potential) so the joke was on them.

    boone williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when I was a much younger lad, a friend who wasn't ever exactly a girlfriend asked me to give her a baby for her next birthday. I mighta, but I never thought she really wanted me as part of the package, so I noped. In retrospect, I still don't know if it was a good idea or a bad idea.

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    #59

    That my body looked good, but my face was plain

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    Liz Downing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a shame that people put so much influence on how a person looks. The beauty inside a person is the only beauty that will last. #raisedbyablindmom

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, the butterface defence. Everything looks great "but her face".

    Deeelite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had domeone tell me the same in jr high - f**k you joe brown

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do prefer a nice body over a pretty face. Others prefer the opposite. But if there's no personality, none of it matters

    #60

    We were smoking a doob, and she said, "the doctor thinks I have Hep C."

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    Shellita
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doob. Haven't heard that in ages. Love it.

    Sofia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can somebody explain for non english natives?

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but I have to leave right now. My phone is ringing at home and I have to answer it

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    #61

    Talked about how much money her family had. I guess she thought it mattered or was trying to impress but it didn’t.

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    #62

    Listed all the reasons he was getting divorced, and how toxic the relationship was

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds a lot like Coming Attractions if you are foolish enough to stay

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