This Twitter Account Showcases “The Very Worst” Activity On The Site, Here Are 35 Of Their Most Facepalm-Worthy Posts
InterviewJust like any other social media site, you can find anything on Twitter. Recipes, safety tips, comedy, personal stories, and of course, ignorant and facepalm-worthy tweets. That’s right, for every politician and social justice warrior on Twitter, there’s someone else divulging information that they probably should have kept to themselves or that might make you lose a bit of faith in humanity. (Sometimes, politicians even fall into that category too!)
And the perfect place to find the very worst of Twitter is Braindead Bird App. This Twitter account gathers the most chaotic, cringey and confusing tweets, that we can only hope were shared facetiously, and gives them an even larger platform. Keep reading to find a conversation we were lucky enough to have with the creator of Braindead Bird App himself, and be sure to upvote all of the posts that make you want to abandon social media forever.
Let us know in the comments if you’ve ever seen anything equally unhinged on Twitter, and then, if you’re looking for yet another Bored Panda article highlighting just how wild Twitter users can be, you can find more chaotic tweets right here!
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Next thing, they'll be punishing women for ovulating and not getting pregnant.
Load More Replies...Admittedly, I'm not religious it all, but I think if you really believe in your deity, you can talk with them/pray to them anywhere, you don't really need to go to a special building for that.
Churches are not essential and yes, abortion clinics are...I'm not a baby and I agree. So much effort into denying women their right of choice, geez.
DennyS you were a "clump of cells" ... Would you rather your mom had aborted you??🤷♀️
Load More Replies...Christians go to church because they have the choice. 10 year old victims of incest have to have the baby because the Christians (and the state) force them to.
It’s more complicated I think. Many pro lifers would deem abortions justified in an instance like this. Pro choice also has disputes amongst themselves. Even within a side there are disagreements on exactly how to do this. I think grouping each side and making assumptions meant to describe everyone in that group won’t be an accurate reflection of each of the unique individuals that make the group.
Load More Replies...And the state of Tennessee just showed its hypocrisy. It's not about the embryos. It's all about controlling women. Their AG recently stated that fertilized embryos, in the lab setting, can be discarded. There's no penalty for disposing of a fertilized egg, as long as it's not in a uterus.
If TN (and AL) lawmakers believe life begins at conception and in the "personhood" of embryos, aren't they kidnapping frozen babies?
Load More Replies...Not everyone who is pro-life is religious or goes to church.
Load More Replies...So tell me, Liz, who all is adopting US children in the adoption / foster care system, today?
Funny, I work next to a clinic and can't stand the protesters. They bring their small children, it's awful. Anyway, one told me, "there is a shortage of adoptable children". And I think they believe it.
Load More Replies...Whether you believe it’s a fetus/baby, the fact is, they are living beings. But so are those who carry them. If you are pro-life, imagine if a stranger started making decisions for your children & your body without consent? You’d most likely be pretty pissed. Some of those who are religious, pro-life are the same folks who are anti-vaccs/refuse to wear a mask, because they say it’s their body, their choice. So it’s rather hypocritical of these folks to tell women they are going to hell for making a decision for their body/future.
it's not "their body" nor "their future", you admitted yourself there is a separate living being.
Load More Replies...not everyone goes to church, so it's not necessary but everyone needs healthcare, so that should be neccasary
Right? I mean, how horrible of a person do you have to be, that if you don’t attend church once week you’ll fall apart? You don’t need to go to church to talk or praise your supposed supernatural deity.
Load More Replies...The trouble with Twitter and a lot of social media is that Americans think everyone is American. I've had bother myself when talking about something and someone said they have 'literally never seen it so you must be lying,' not able to accept not everyone lives in the US.
I've never met you before so you must not be real.
Load More Replies...That first guy seems to want to see racism, so he can get excited and point it out to others. Ironically, he ended up doing something racist, so mission accomplished, I guess.
His Concern Is About Something Called "Yte Supremacist Dog Whistles" aka Cloaked Or Camouflaged Antisemitic Communication
Load More Replies...Det hadde vært ønskelig dersom folk tenkte seg ørlite om. Øystein skulle gitt dem så ørene flagret; så de fikk helt øresus. De går på økseggen og diskuterer med en viking, som en ømtålig tulling. Ørken i hodet. Et øye for et øye. Jeg blir helt ør. Hadde de tatt seg noen øl for mye? Noen må ikke ha det med teskje, men med øsekar! Her ligger jeg med ørebetennelse og øreverk; skriver alt for lange ønskedrømmer, langt ute i ødeland. Ønsk meg god bedring! Google-Translate that. ;)
No need to translate that. Norwegians are obviously all white supremacists! 🙄 /s
Load More Replies...A big reason that things have gotten so crazy, is because now every idiot out there has a keyboard and an audience. Before the internet, most of them were confined to their parent's basements, and reduced to writing their opinions on butcher paper with crayons, with limited if any dispersal.
I've often compared what you're describing to Plato's Cave Allegory. Everyone believes they are a philosopher who should shout their experience far and wide when in reality, they have no idea that they are still shackled inside the cave, with no perspective from which to speak.
Load More Replies...I thought it was the number zero. Some people write, and some fonts use, a character that's really similar to the capital letter O. Other people put a slash through to differentiate between the letter and the number. ... Wonder how Norwegians write the number zero.
The struggle is real! Drives me bananas when I get delivery codes with letters and numbers mixed! No, I can not always copy!
Load More Replies...When I first joined the Air Force, and in my first tech school (communications) we were taught to write zeros that way to differentiate between the letter O
When writing computer code and CNC programs by hand you are taught the same thing.
Load More Replies...God I hate this one. Poor Norwegian people. Dumbass Twitter users let the Nazis slander every bit of classic Norse. To make the Nazis seem like they’ve been around forever, they stole a lot of Norwegian stuff from their letters to their mythology. And this Twitter users just eating it up.
Ah, the famous "White Knights" of Twitter - being offended on behalf of people that don't care
I would like to say that there are a lot of kind, good, and smart Americans out there; it’s just that the dumber Americans tend to be louder so they’re more heard and cause people to assume that all Americans are like that.
I'm waiting for the 1/8 burger to be made, it's going to be massive.
No one will buy that on a regular basis; that's like EIGHT POUNDS OF MEAT ON ONE BURGER.
Load More Replies...We have the lowest paid as teachers. Not many talented people compete for these jobs. The few who do so are more of a calling, than a rational career choice.
Load More Replies...American school is less about education, and more about the perception that it is being attempted, in too many cases.
Load More Replies...To learn more about Braindead Bird App, Bored Panda reached out to the page’s creator on Twitter, and he was kind enough to have a chat with us. We wanted to know what inspired the account in the first place, and apparently, it has humble beginnings. “Pretty much, I was just really bored on a family holiday and was scrolling through Twitter,” he told Bored Panda. “Thought it would be funny to just compile the worst of the app into one place.”
And he’s been quite successful at that ever since, as the page was launched in July 2021 and has amassed over 560k followers since then. The page has tweeted over 3,400 times and has been beautifully chronicling the worst corners of Twitter for over a year and a half now.
She did indeed lose the internship. Careful what you post online
Load More Replies...She lost her internship. Her friends then started tweeting and DMs at Hickam so he blocked them, but the woman herself emailed him and apologised. He doesn't work for NASA but because they were tagged in the tweet, he was worried that her use of language could be seen as unprofessional and he knew NASA had a public speaking/social media policy so he said "language" in an attempt to warn her she was contravening that policy. I don't think she got her internship back.
But instead of thinking about why he said that, Naomi doubled down.
Load More Replies...As a certain TV judge says: "Say it forget it, write it regret it". Once it's out there in cyberspace, it's out there forever. Naomi was unprofessional and learned a lesson the hard way. It's a shame; a once in a lifetime opportunity gone.
I think I’m kinda suffering from sleep deprivation. I didn’t realize what was wrong with that sentence for WAY too damn long 🤣
Look at a water feature video while I sing you a lullaby 😴
Load More Replies...Let's try milkin male cows for a change. Isn't there a market for everything? 😎
Milking males cows will actually give you something. An early trip to The Pearly Gates!
Load More Replies...Yea ..... If there was a name from a bull in that list, i probably would not like that yogurt, also, Im gonna leave some Bulls names here, lets see if ppl know what Im talking about. Bulls names: Miura, Countach, Diabolo, Murcielago, Aventador...
I remember seeing this packaging in store and laughing. I grew up on a dairy farm in a heavily dairy area. Farmers of commercial size do not name their cows. They are not pets. At some point they age out and get sent to become hamburger. (I did name one cow that liked me to scratch its head after being milked and our champion bull had a name. The rest were numbers) TLDR: It's a BS marketing ploy.
I want the cow names on my hamburger. So I can put a name to who I'm eating.
Fair enough. I didn't invent the internet just for it to be used for silly memes!!
Heck yeah. I didn't create the entire known universe just so people could argue on little boxes of light all day.
Load More Replies...WW2 ended 77 years ago, so he probably didn't fight that either, assuming this tweet is quite fresh. He didn't lie, his granddad didn't fight in two world wars for this silliness, or any other silliness at all.
I didn't fight two world wars for Bored Panda to repost these silly tweets.
We also wanted to know what the creator of Braindead Bird App actually thinks of Twitter. “I used to hate it with a passion, but I’d be a hypocrite saying that now because I’m on it so much,” he admitted with a laugh. “It can definitely have some nice moments, but the fact that anyone can use it means there are always going to be some nutcases.”
When it comes to the "nutcases" he features on his page, however, I was curious if many of them are joking when they tweet, or if they really believe what they’re saying. “Most of the tweets are people being serious, but I like to post satire I find funny sometimes,” the creator told Bored Panda. “Just as a more light-hearted thing for people to laugh at, rather than the usual doom and gloom.”
As a female who is adopted, I really do not understand the apparent obsession that some women have with having a “biological child”. Especially the ones that will state they love children and “want children”. So adopt or foster! But it seems like many of them don’t even try, and just act outraged and angry that they can’t physically have kids, whenever any other woman dares to bring up abortion, etc. I know it’s a mindset I don’t understand, as I was adopted and I don’t see why a woman wouldn’t adopt if she couldn’t have kids but WANTED them so badly.
I wasn't adopted and was raised by my bio parents, but I don't understand it either. If I wanted a child, i would totally adopt. I don't see a point of bringing a new person into this world when there are already thousands of kids who need family and home.
Load More Replies...I can't have children of my own but I'm still pro choice. I will never stand behind anything that punishes women for being raped, or puts their health/life in jeopardy. I think it is horrific that a 10 year old girl is raped, becomes pregnant from it and then would be forced to give birth to her rapist's offspring while being a small child herself. This is what makes me sick! Edit for typo
Why does one have to get a hoop that says abortion on it?
IDK why does one have to wear a name plate? Or a crucifix? Or their birthstone? Why do people have to wear BLM shirts? Or campaign merch? Why do people advertise their sports team affiliation on their clothing? To...maybe show support for something that's important to them?
Load More Replies...Snails can. Some of the most disturbing sexual practices. The have boy and girl parts and can get themselves pregnant but prefer to get another snail pregnant without getting caught themselves. The sex fight to accomplish this includes trying to spear each other with little calcium sticks, and trying to bite of the other snails penis.
Load More Replies...That's how custom jewelry works. Maybe i should start walking around with a T-shirt advertising the fact I want a Vasectomy. They're kind of expensive.
If you're walking around with a shirt that says "vasectomy" on it, you probably won't need one anymore...
Load More Replies...I dont care what side of the argument you are on, these earrings are not stylish
I don’t understand, the USA thinks a bunch of sexist white males who don’t know s**t about the female anatomy get to choose what we do, therefore killing people who physically will die giving birth.
Adoption exists (for the one saying they can’t have children of their own)
Absolutely true story: one niece and a nephew took Kung Fu. Second niece started but wasn't into it so she quit. Still had to go and watch classes though as they were all fairly little. One day, between classes the sifu is giving her a piggyback ride between classes, she "spurs" him to go faster right in the groin. Sends sifu to his knees in front of a roomful of students and parents. She may be little, but she is fierce!!
How old was she to have legs that would reach around to his groin? I've been getting accidental kicks to sooo many places, but if she was under 6 (my understanding of "fairly little") and riding on his back, I just can't imagine what happened...?
Load More Replies...Reminds me of the time I was playing Mario Kart and one of the players' name was 'Adam_Age5'. I was guessing his mom did that so people would know to take it easy on him. First chance I got, I red turtled him and yelled, "Take that, Adam_Age5!" My husband just looked at me and said, "You're 40. What's wrong with you?"
Is that Putin showing off his bravado again 🧐 He is so manly 💪 /S
I have a better One, deppending on the size and weight of your oponent, give it your all running away lol, there is a reason why fights are ranked by weight lol ( stupid example but funny and kind of realístic, in the movie "F&F Hobs and Shaw ", the fight between Vanessa Kirby's character and Dwaine Jonhson's character lol )
holy... I was not expecting that. Also, upvote for the perfect timing on this photo!
I'm not from the USA, so I may well be wrong, but this isn't something the President can do by themselves. It would require the Legislative branch of government to act on it as well. Without those two arms of government working together the gun problem will remain. Therefore, it is a very reasonable question to ask.
American here, yes you’re correct, the president doesn’t really have the power to just make rules. The president can sign executive orders that are basically presidential decrees but those have limited power.
Load More Replies..."Biden is always tweeting sh*t like..." Show me that tweet. Sorry MAGA dude, but Biden is well aware he IS the president.
Jesus, anyone with common sense knows the answer to this. Outlaw lobbying. The NRA has bottomless pockets and has bought all the political support it needs. Want universal healthcare, too? Once lobbying is gone, make lawmakers pay for their own healthcare. We'd have strict gun laws and free healthcare within a year. It really is that simple.
It might also save the government a lot of money for military, if those who produce weapons for warfare was unable to lobby. Because if there are no wars, where would they sell their "goods".
Load More Replies...The gun lobby - there was a time it truly represented the second amendment. As someone who grew up learning to hunt, and in a household with many guns, as well as mandatory gun safety courses in school - I'm not anti-second amendment. But for the love of God, I'm not the norm. If we're going to keep our second amendment rights, we need to do better. And not let idiots get arms they should never have so they can kill little children. Come on. That should be common sense.
But you do get it. It is exactly what you say.
Load More Replies...I have a diagram to explain to this guy what each branch is able to do. Maybe that would help. Will it help if I explain that the Legislative Branch is actually congress?
Finally, we asked the account’s creator what he thinks Twitter should be used for. “Twitter should be used to open people’s minds, rather than shut down people's beliefs,” he shared. “At least my posts give a reason to debate in the replies, so people are learning more about their own beliefs and others.”
If you haven’t already, be sure to give Braindead Bird App a follow on Twitter right here!
As demonstrated by the answers here, an amazing example of Cunningham's Law at work! "The best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer". She posted a dumb statement and got hundreds of likes, retweets, interactions etc. If she posted a true one, she would have had few to none.
Was the fruit orange named after the colour or was the colour named after the fruit?
You just know that the person accusing her of appropriation is white themselves.
My parents appropriated an Angel's name for me... Hopefully, the owner of the name won't come down and scold my parents (or me). 😶
NO ITS NOT. GOSH. XD (for reals though, my ex is Chinese and his name is Jim. He has a traditional middle name, though. His dad is from Taiwan and he goes by Steve here, though he actually has a proper Chinese name too.)
Load More Replies...Okay, but... also... this does point to a very real phenomenon on the Internet where everyone posting in English assumes everyone else posting in English must, of course, be "Amanda, or some basic white name". Couple this with the related phenomenon where citizens of the USA and the UK each assume they are the only two cultures allowed to have and constantly voice an opinion, and yeah, you get people like poor Mei who are left to wonder what fresh hell is this.
Good point Reinaldo. Portuguese is my first language, but here I am speaking, or well writing, in English. Mostly because there are 250 million Portuguese speakers, but billions of English speakers. Thank you British Empire.
Load More Replies...Must make me a Gall. Alright then, time to start looting and pillaging the Roman Empire I guess.
I was on a bus with a bunch of Scandinavians thought that we Americans ate foods only associated with our ethnic background. They turned to the one African-American girl & asked if that wasn't true. Her reaction was priceless. Eeeeewww. My family came from Ethiopia, that food is disgusting. I eat Italian food. My people came from Great Britain. Such boring food. Me & the girl could go out & get pizza together then.
… Scandinavians, really? I’m Scandinavian and I’ve yet to meet anyone quite that stupid. It’s scary to know there might be blockheads like that hiding somewhere in my very vicinity.
Load More Replies...If you’re not super familiar with Twitter, let me inform you that the website is famous for chaos. Donald Trump used to use his account to attack “haters”, until he was eventually banned, and there’s a long list of people who have been de-platformed for spreading misinformation, inciting violence and committing other offenses the site. In recent months, however, the bird site has been even more controversial than usual, as it has recently been acquired by Elon Musk, who aims to implement many changes. For example, previously, having a blue “verified” check on your Twitter account meant that you were a celebrity or public figure who had been vetted by the service to prove you weren’t an imposter. The significance of a blue check has recently gone flying out the window, though, as users can now purchase a verified badge for $7.99 a month.
"Ignorance of the law is no excuse in any country." -Thomas Jefferson
Load More Replies...Doxxing is a form of online harassment that means publicly exposing someone's real name, address, job, or other identifying data.
Load More Replies...Does anyone else remember a couple decades ago when people's addresses were in the phonebooks? Simpler times!
Cue Sarah Elizabeth the bot in three, two, one…
Load More Replies...You Should Probably Stop Hitting Shift On Every First Letter Of A Word
Load More Replies...Depends what it is and how you store it. You leave that seafood paella out in the sun for a week, then eat it, have fun.
Load More Replies...cheeseburgers can probably quite safely be frozen to make them last longer too.
Food get bad, when bacterias eats it. Are you claiming that those burgers don't have anything in them, that bacteria want to eat.
Load More Replies...I do not believe that a cheeseburger made in North America can spoil in one week... probably can be fine for eating for at least few months...
Anybody remember 29 cent hamburger and 39 cent cheeseburger Wednesday? I literally used to do this when I had just moved out on my own, was totally broke and barely making it
McDonald's burgers will last for months. Just replace the buns when they get stale.
Ok how hard is it to buy a box of burgers, cook on stove and make a sandwich? Just seem cheaper, better and cost less
Many celebrities have also decided to jump ship and delete their Twitter accounts, bidding adieu to their followers due to recent developments on the platform. Indy100 reported that Stephen Fry, Whoopi Goldberg, Gigi Hadid, Jameela Jamil, Toni Braxton, Shonda Rhimes, Sara Bareilles, Tea Leoni, Brian Koppelman, Erk Larsen, Mick Foley and Alex Winter have already announced their departures from the site, but the list is expected to grow in the coming months. Elon Musk also quickly lost control of his platform after initially tweeting that “comedy is now legal”, and soon following that up by introducing new rules about parody accounts, when he realized that he was being impersonated ruthlessly.
I was gonna say no s**t sherlock, but that works too. 😂
Load More Replies...That just tells me the list expresses what it was intended to express..is she praising the maker of the list? Then sure...they did a good job.
Don't you hate it when a post explicitly states that their list is about females, and then all you see are females?
But what if the second person is the one who made the first upset? Then it all makes sense.
It took a bit of searching but I found the original post, the young lady is called Neghar.
Someone who sits around just waiting to be offended. Actually, nowhere in the Constitution are you guaranteed the right to not be offended.
Some Americans really really need to shut the f**k up, let the inteligent Americans speak and learn from them lol.
Why are you assuming that the person is American?
Load More Replies...what hole did these people crawl out of. A conversation that starts with a literal order from a stranger ("change your name", "delete this") never ever ever ends in the other person actually complying. Who the f**k do they think they are and how have they not learned how to converse with others.
Negar is not that uncommon a name in South Asia. Maybe not every word and name should be viewed from the narrow lens of your limited understanding.
It's spelled Raymond Luxury Yacht, but pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'. Obviously.
I needed this. Thanks Frank. RIP Graham Chapman.
Load More Replies...God... someone better not tell this person what the color Black is called in Spanish.
Many also wonder if Twitter will become even more unhinged, and perhaps even dangerous, as Elon Musk has threatened to restore accounts from users who had previously been banned. “New Twitter policy is freedom of speech, not freedom of reach,” Musk said in a tweet in November 2022. “Negative/hate tweets will be max deboosted & demonetized, so no ads or other revenue to Twitter.” While that might sound all well and good in theory, the power to ban accounts exists for a reason. The last thing we need is a platform where people can freely spew racist, homophobic, sexist, xenophobic, or transphobic rhetoric.
I am offended that the commenter cannot appreciate this work of art!?! Look at the flawless execution of the cut! Look at the perfect ratio of pb to j!! This is a MASTERPIECE!!!
Seriously!! I ate PBJs every day at lunch all throughout grade school, and NEVER have I seen a PBJ so perfected. This is the god of PBJs. The Penultimate Perfect Pinnacle of PBJs. I am in awe.
Load More Replies...Im offended, actually Im oultraged ( probably misspelled that ), are you telling me that i can not enjoy a sandwich because i have no alergies nor am i glúten intolerant??? How dare you.
So this one time when I was about 9 years old so...1988ish... my Girl Scout troop was selling cookies outside of the local grocery store. I will never forget this. A woman came out of the store and began ranting at us and our troop leader that she was diabetic and how she didn't appreciate seeing cookies because she couldn't eat them. She had just exited a grocery store. Was she offended by the thousands of items she couldn't eat on the other side of the door? FFS we were little girls!
Bro, these are childhood. And also there are no nut kinds of butter, like sunflower butter that my nut-free friends ate.
Maybe not universal, as PB&J sandwiches aren’t as common in some countries. As for the medical conditions, I didn’t develop a gluten sensitivity until after menopause, so yeah, I grew up eat PB&J sandwiches on Wonder Bread. I can still eat them, I just need to use gluten-free bread. Also, for those who may be semantically confused about the “jelly” part, it’s not Jell-O, it’s basically jam or preserves. Jell-O would be gross.
This person must have a nuclear level meltdown just entering a supermarket. "You have food here that some people can't eat! HOW DARE YOU!!!??!?"
I didn't get to eat these because my mum was extremely cheap and always on a diet. Wholegrain chickpea sandwiches one day and "mystery unlabelled tin from the bargain bin" the next.
According to Snopes the picture is staged with prop tools and a boy that young couldn't afford an expensive pipe. But he could be a breaker boy. "For 10 hours a day, six days a week, breaker boys would sit on wooden seats, perched over the chutes and conveyor belts, picking slate and other impurities out of the coal. Breaker boys working on top of chutes or conveyor belts would stop the coal by pushing their boots into the stream of fuel flowing beneath them, briefly pick out the impurities, and then let the coal pass on to the next breaker boy for further processing. Others would divert coal into a horizontal chute at which they sat, then pick the coal clean before allowing the fuel to flow into "clean" coal bins."
My grandmother on my father's side was a breaker girl at a coal mine in Fife, in Scotland.
Load More Replies...Poor dude probably lived to 45... with coal miner's lung and emphysema, or a shot liver. Dreadful.
Little children this size were also sent into chimneys to clean them. It was a precarious job, some could get stuck or otherwise hurt. If you got too big but still were sent in it was especially dangerous, but parens could be desperate to feed a large family and be left without a choice.
Most folks where I live had their great grandfather who worked in the coal mines when they were kids. If this kid worked closely with a miner who smoked a pipe he could have inherited the pipe when the older miner died in an accident, from consumption, or in a massacre carried out by the Pinkerton Security men, hired by the mine owners.
Yeah From Quebec. Those PSM Were Murdering Thugs
Load More Replies...He looks like grandma dressed him up like Grandpa for Halloween. The background is decorative. I'm sure they didn't send him down a dark hole right after they took a picture.
And also charing it online?? And also, wouldn't her parents get it?
Load More Replies...I can't believe you are proud enough to brag about it. I hope she outlives you.
she said she can't believe she had that phase. Also didn't she mention she was a child? We do stupid things as children.
Load More Replies...This is a person who marries someone 50 years their senior with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. Then she gives them a nudge. For the life insurance.
Over the past couple of months, there has actually been talk about Twitter potentially shutting down, due to losing so many employees and possibly being unable to keep its most important services running. And while the end of the bird app does not actually appear to be coming any time soon, the panic in November 2022 inspired some users to become even more chaotic than usual and begin confessing their secrets and “shooting their last shots” on the site. “I feel bad about doing this, but Twitter is probably going down soon and this is the last chance to get this circulated,” tweeted Amber Brown, a 28-year-old streaming producer from Los Angeles. “Help fix my liver!” She added with a link to her GoFundMe page, where she is asking for help to pay her medical bills.
Tell me you're soulless without telling me you're soulless... No sympathy whatsoever on her part.
The reply is beyond rude, but this is a really unflattering photo of somebody's late grandma.
Same. As much as I know how f****d up that is I couldn't help it.
Load More Replies...Nope, it is indeed funny. In life, it's rude. Here, it's comedy.
Load More Replies...Lil Fruity has to release a mix of remixed songs and call them Fruit loops
Load More Replies...FELLAS! IS IT GAY TO EXIST?? YOU'RE LITERALLY CHOOSING TO BE IN A WORLD WITH SO MUCH D**K IN IT!!
Well, then killing yourself over that would be gay, too. You'd literally be dying over those d**ks!
Load More Replies...fellas,is it gay to breathe? you are literally breathing d**k particles
idk holding a stick like that in ur mouth just sucking and blowing is kinda... 🤔 /j
Yes, some of us are evolved enough to take no for an answer.
Load More Replies...Well, speaking for myself here, you danm sure thats it, i invite you once, you either want to go out with me, or you don't. No hard fealings we're still friends, but sure as f**k Im not gonna ask again.
As you should! People playing hard to get games, I hate it
Load More Replies...I’m trying to figure that out too but I’m no closer than when I started.
Load More Replies...Jesus make up ur mind. U want stalker don't like being stalked no stalker upset from lack of stalking
“If Twitter implodes this is your last chance to tell me you’re in love with me so shoot your shot,” Phoebe Kimball tweeted, alongside photos of herself, in November. And Jennifer Crawford, a 49-year-old architect in Sydney, Australia, shared that before Twitter “implodes” entirely, she wanted to confess something she did when she was a university student. “I once took a cask of peach cooler to a uni party and left it under the table,” she wrote, referring to the nonalcoholic fruit cocktail. “I was 18. Give me a break.” The fear of losing Twitter seems to have brought users together, but it also may have encouraged them to become even more chaotic.
They should probably re-center their creative mindset.
Load More Replies...Lady gaga be asking the important questions (also ik what it is don't come for me)
The way she spelled it, it means a period of two weeks, but Fortnite is a video game
Load More Replies...Owen, cannabinoids ARE medicine. They are “in the anti-emetics and anti-epileptic class of medications per the Food and Drug Administration” (citation link: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK556062/#:~:text=Cannabinoids%20are%20biologically%20active%20compounds%20used%20in%20the,medications%20per%20the%20Food%20and%20Drug%20Administration%20%28FDA%29 ).
Load More Replies...If you want legal marijuana, come to Colorado. If you don’t want to do that, don’t.
I think lady Gaga just wanted to know what FORTNITE the video game was the post were at completely different times
"Lady Gaga will always ask the important questions, no matter what." Would be a perfect campaign slogan. Honestly, she would probably be one of only a few people with enough of a following over the US that she could be president, and get laws passed at a state level, because the governor's, and senators, Congressmen, would be voted in based on mutual support between them and President Lady Gaga.
Two weeks... and I think it is a video game with tall walking animals with guns.
Messi winning the world cup was such a great moment to end 2022.
It was great, for him 🇨🇵 (I'm just stating an opinion, don't downvote)
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We did it, fellas. We are at the point where one two-letter word can offend someone to the point of posting an entire paragraph.
Both the answers "not yet" and "still didn't" imply an intention to watch/view the show. He probably doesn't want to watch it thus the answer "no".
Wow. Some people have to get offended over the smallest thing.
"I have all the simplicities, including that of brusqueness." - Nero Wolfe
It’s when two people “follow” or “friend” each other on social media. (Since you and the other people are now “mutually” following each other on said social media.)
Load More Replies...Not all friends are "IRL" as you can be very good friends with somebody across a distance. So in my opinion, "IRL mutuals" or "IRL friends" is not an indication they don't know what a friend is.
Load More Replies...And did you know that irl there are books that have Wikipedia pages in them?! Wild, huh?!
Some people are so desperate to be edgy and different, it's nauseating.
People do keep leeches as pets ,the same way one would keep fish or clawed frogs
Load More Replies...Virtually Blind In Québec : Im Reluctant To Have What I Am Seeing Here Confirmed. Is That A Leech?!
It’s not always grooming, but in the part of America where I live, it IS statutory rape.
Load More Replies...Honestly, any adult dating anyone under 18 creeps me out. And it did when I was a teenager and my friends started dating adult men too. The fact of the matter is, if those guys have any social skills at all, they can manage to get a girlfriend their own age. But they can't, girls their own age think they're loosers, so they prey on little girls to get sex and attention. It makes me sick, I saw that so many times growing up. Often results in pregnant teenagers of course.
When I was 16, my boyfriend was 21. It didn't seem weird at the time and I look back now and just CRINGE. He was a nice guy and all, but what the hell was he thinking??
Maybe you were a really mature 16 year old? Some have a lot of nous about them. You say he was a nice guy - if he respected the age of consent where you lived and your own boundaries, I don't see why you should cringe.
Load More Replies...Yes that's weird, but i'd like to remind the comments section that not everyone lives in america and the AOC is varied across the globe. Thanks for listening to my Ted talk.
Age gap between myself and my boyfriend is the same, I was as old as this girl when I got him, but i started the whole thing and I never regretted it. However, age of consent is also 16 here.
The rule of thumb is half your age and add seven. So a 21 YO shouldn't be dating anyone under 17 and a half.
This means no one under the age of 114 should date me, if I'm doing the math right.
Load More Replies...I was 16 and my boyfriend 19 when we met. We've been married a while now! Age of consent is 16 in my country - but I didn't rush into it just because legally I could.
Load More Replies...I can't believe how quick everyone is to judge. YES, it's a big gap, sometimes that indicates a problem. I appreciate people wanting to make sure it's a healthy relationship. But you can worry or wonder, without judging a situation you don't know. A 16 year old is not an adult, but they CAN be mature enough to make good decisions. At that age, love can be real and healthy.
That is the sticky part of the question. Forget the age, that is for legal consideration only. Are THEY mature emotionally, or still a child? An immature 25 year old needs more protection than a mature 15 year old, when considering who can be more easily taken advantage of.
Load More Replies...to be fair when their older its going to be 43 and 49 that doesnt sound as bad
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Load More Replies...Challenge for you: how long can you keep a Fruit Pastille in your mouth without chewing it
And for the record, they do make adult chew toys...mainly intended for people with autism.
Not as good imo. It's too "easy" to chew. More like a stress ball ig
Load More Replies...Having seen that part of America first hand, Breaking Bad isn't the problem. Meth IS the problem. It's not the most accurate depiction, but it covers the bases. IMO Breaking bad kind of sof balled it. You have no idea how many Neo-Nazis are involved in that scene here. They could have been way more brutal and it still wouldn't reach reality.
To really, *really* appreciate "Breaking Bad" one should first watch a couple seasons of "Malcolm in the Middle."
in the best way possibly....your pfp looks like you are in the desert where Jesse and Walt cooked meth and you are a Walmart brand Walt
Load More Replies...I cooka da meatball (btw, there's more to that exchange and it's hilarious)
I do find it funny that the OP says mafia is not an aesthetic and yet has what appears to be an Baekhyun from EXO profile pic.
Why exactly is that funny? Is Baekhyun a member of the mafia?
Load More Replies...I thought that was the guy from CSI: Miami lol
Load More Replies...when a reply gets more likes than the original post. i’ll try my best to demonstrate here…
Load More Replies...This is understandably a surprise for whoever studied Maths in a language other than English, then went on the internet and discovered the slang term "ratio"
I just learned something new. However insignificant it may be.
Load More Replies...no no no they have it all wrong! it's rati-O-s, cereal made of rats, turns your milk pink. pretty good homemade if I do say so myself
When a child is abducted, we have a nationwide emergency broadcast system for it. The broadcast will usually include a description of the child, where they were last seen, and a description of the abductor and/or the car they were driving, etc. On many smartphones, you can get Amber Alerts sent as push notifications, so they will pop up like an emergency warning. That’s probably what happened to OP’s mobile game - the alert popped up and they lost their game. We also have a similar alert system for elderly people who are kidnapped or who wander off and get lost, called Silver Alert.
Load More Replies...Every time there is an Amber Alert around here, we see news reports a day or two later about police and even 911 getting calls to complain about it. Including a notable case or two where the child was found deceased, and people kept complaining. Disgusting. I actually wish I'd get a second alert when the child (or children) is found safe and the alert cancelled; I like to know the situation is going to be okay!
I’m Chinese and what the rainbow luminous satanic husky did I just read
I’m going to ask my ex about this. He’s Chinese. We dated for 20 years and once he said he had to fly to Taiwan for his aunt’s funeral. Now because of OP’s tweet I KNOW he was lying. He went back and totally noshed on Auntie with all his cousins. I JUST KNOW IT. (joke obv)
Load More Replies...I hob oana im fuim gseha. Is grad wia bei uns do, nur sans mit de Karren am Kerchhof. ;)
Load More Replies...Yeah, I can answer that. Most actually do cremations rather than funerals (probably because plots of land are expensive where I am). So hopefully I cleared it up for you, you cultural ignoramus...
Because this person has never seen a funeral for a Chinese person, they conclude that the Chinese EAT their dead and don’t bury them at all. Very logical.
Load More Replies...Remember when village idiots stayed in their village and noone paid attention to their inane ramblings? Then the internet came along and gave them an audience of millions.
Why haven't aliens contacted us?..... We transmit this out into the cosmos so they know there's no intelligent life here.....
Hello. Yes, I am aware of that now…
Load More Replies...These people's Brain.exe haven't stopped working, it wasn't installed in the first place
Someone waved a magnet over their hard drive right after it was put into the chassis.
Load More Replies...Pretty cool how this article literally used only one account from Twitter, and basically just grabbed/appropriated tweets from that account (oh and! Added the bored panda watermark at the bottom like they created it). And the account they took everything from literally just took screencaps of other people's stuff, many times not even naming them.
Remember when village idiots stayed in their village and noone paid attention to their inane ramblings? Then the internet came along and gave them an audience of millions.
Why haven't aliens contacted us?..... We transmit this out into the cosmos so they know there's no intelligent life here.....
Hello. Yes, I am aware of that now…
Load More Replies...These people's Brain.exe haven't stopped working, it wasn't installed in the first place
Someone waved a magnet over their hard drive right after it was put into the chassis.
Load More Replies...Pretty cool how this article literally used only one account from Twitter, and basically just grabbed/appropriated tweets from that account (oh and! Added the bored panda watermark at the bottom like they created it). And the account they took everything from literally just took screencaps of other people's stuff, many times not even naming them.
