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Just like any other social media site, you can find anything on Twitter. Recipes, safety tips, comedy, personal stories, and of course, ignorant and facepalm-worthy tweets. That’s right, for every politician and social justice warrior on Twitter, there’s someone else divulging information that they probably should have kept to themselves or that might make you lose a bit of faith in humanity. (Sometimes, politicians even fall into that category too!)

And the perfect place to find the very worst of Twitter is Braindead Bird App. This Twitter account gathers the most chaotic, cringey and confusing tweets, that we can only hope were shared facetiously, and gives them an even larger platform. Keep reading to find a conversation we were lucky enough to have with the creator of Braindead Bird App himself, and be sure to upvote all of the posts that make you want to abandon social media forever.

Let us know in the comments if you’ve ever seen anything equally unhinged on Twitter, and then, if you’re looking for yet another Bored Panda article highlighting just how wild Twitter users can be, you can find more chaotic tweets right here!

#1

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Ansi
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fetus, not babies.

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Next thing, they'll be punishing women for ovulating and not getting pregnant.

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Casey McAlister
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Admittedly, I'm not religious it all, but I think if you really believe in your deity, you can talk with them/pray to them anywhere, you don't really need to go to a special building for that.

DennyS (denzoren)
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Churches are not essential and yes, abortion clinics are...I'm not a baby and I agree. So much effort into denying women their right of choice, geez.

Dawn Harris
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

DennyS you were a "clump of cells" ... Would you rather your mom had aborted you??🤷‍♀️

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Dan Bexell
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Christians go to church because they have the choice. 10 year old victims of incest have to have the baby because the Christians (and the state) force them to.

PeridotPlatypus377
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s more complicated I think. Many pro lifers would deem abortions justified in an instance like this. Pro choice also has disputes amongst themselves. Even within a side there are disagreements on exactly how to do this. I think grouping each side and making assumptions meant to describe everyone in that group won’t be an accurate reflection of each of the unique individuals that make the group.

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Alicia M
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the state of Tennessee just showed its hypocrisy. It's not about the embryos. It's all about controlling women. Their AG recently stated that fertilized embryos, in the lab setting, can be discarded. There's no penalty for disposing of a fertilized egg, as long as it's not in a uterus.

Lola Poophola
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If TN (and AL) lawmakers believe life begins at conception and in the "personhood" of embryos, aren't they kidnapping frozen babies?

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Gina Babe
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can you imagine if we increased our population by ANOTHER 600,000 people per year? Jesus

Autumn Artemis
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why separation of church and state is a good thing...

Kristen T
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not everyone who is pro-life is religious or goes to church.

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AliJanx
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So tell me, Liz, who all is adopting US children in the adoption / foster care system, today?

Gina Babe
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny, I work next to a clinic and can't stand the protesters. They bring their small children, it's awful. Anyway, one told me, "there is a shortage of adoptable children". And I think they believe it.

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AbsintheMinded
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whether you believe it’s a fetus/baby, the fact is, they are living beings. But so are those who carry them. If you are pro-life, imagine if a stranger started making decisions for your children & your body without consent? You’d most likely be pretty pissed. Some of those who are religious, pro-life are the same folks who are anti-vaccs/refuse to wear a mask, because they say it’s their body, their choice. So it’s rather hypocritical of these folks to tell women they are going to hell for making a decision for their body/future.

Fede A
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's not "their body" nor "their future", you admitted yourself there is a separate living being.

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Gay-Trash-Panda
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

not everyone goes to church, so it's not necessary but everyone needs healthcare, so that should be neccasary

AbsintheMinded
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right? I mean, how horrible of a person do you have to be, that if you don’t attend church once week you’ll fall apart? You don’t need to go to church to talk or praise your supposed supernatural deity.

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    #2

    Worst-Of-Twitter-Tragicbirdapp

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    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trouble with Twitter and a lot of social media is that Americans think everyone is American. I've had bother myself when talking about something and someone said they have 'literally never seen it so you must be lying,' not able to accept not everyone lives in the US.

    Casey Burns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never met you before so you must not be real.

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    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That first guy seems to want to see racism, so he can get excited and point it out to others. Ironically, he ended up doing something racist, so mission accomplished, I guess.

    Jacqueline Quackenbush
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His Concern Is About Something Called "Yte Supremacist Dog Whistles" aka Cloaked Or Camouflaged Antisemitic Communication

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    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Det hadde vært ønskelig dersom folk tenkte seg ørlite om. Øystein skulle gitt dem så ørene flagret; så de fikk helt øresus. De går på økseggen og diskuterer med en viking, som en ømtålig tulling. Ørken i hodet. Et øye for et øye. Jeg blir helt ør. Hadde de tatt seg noen øl for mye? Noen må ikke ha det med teskje, men med øsekar! Her ligger jeg med ørebetennelse og øreverk; skriver alt for lange ønskedrømmer, langt ute i ødeland. Ønsk meg god bedring! Google-Translate that. ;)

    Natalie Bohrteller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to translate that. Norwegians are obviously all white supremacists! 🙄 /s

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    Dan Bexell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A big reason that things have gotten so crazy, is because now every idiot out there has a keyboard and an audience. Before the internet, most of them were confined to their parent's basements, and reduced to writing their opinions on butcher paper with crayons, with limited if any dispersal.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've often compared what you're describing to Plato's Cave Allegory. Everyone believes they are a philosopher who should shout their experience far and wide when in reality, they have no idea that they are still shackled inside the cave, with no perspective from which to speak.

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    LK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was the number zero. Some people write, and some fonts use, a character that's really similar to the capital letter O. Other people put a slash through to differentiate between the letter and the number. ... Wonder how Norwegians write the number zero.

    SheHulk
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The struggle is real! Drives me bananas when I get delivery codes with letters and numbers mixed! No, I can not always copy!

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    Duane Ringlein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I first joined the Air Force, and in my first tech school (communications) we were taught to write zeros that way to differentiate between the letter O

    Colin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When writing computer code and CNC programs by hand you are taught the same thing.

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    N G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when your brain is less than Ø50mm

    PandaRave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God I hate this one. Poor Norwegian people. Dumbass Twitter users let the Nazis slander every bit of classic Norse. To make the Nazis seem like they’ve been around forever, they stole a lot of Norwegian stuff from their letters to their mythology. And this Twitter users just eating it up.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the famous "White Knights" of Twitter - being offended on behalf of people that don't care

    Lazy PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to say that there are a lot of kind, good, and smart Americans out there; it’s just that the dumber Americans tend to be louder so they’re more heard and cause people to assume that all Americans are like that.

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    #3

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    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The crocodile eats the bigger number

    Stephen Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm waiting for the 1/8 burger to be made, it's going to be massive.

    James Luu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one will buy that on a regular basis; that's like EIGHT POUNDS OF MEAT ON ONE BURGER.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What are those signs"....face palm.

    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This proves that the US education system has failed miserably

    Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't basic education compulsory in US? Why is there so much ignorance?

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have the lowest paid as teachers. Not many talented people compete for these jobs. The few who do so are more of a calling, than a rational career choice.

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    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of stupidity hurts my brain.

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American school is less about education, and more about the perception that it is being attempted, in too many cases.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What are those signs?" They're signs you flunked math.

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    To learn more about Braindead Bird App, Bored Panda reached out to the page’s creator on Twitter, and he was kind enough to have a chat with us. We wanted to know what inspired the account in the first place, and apparently, it has humble beginnings. “Pretty much, I was just really bored on a family holiday and was scrolling through Twitter,” he told Bored Panda. “Thought it would be funny to just compile the worst of the app into one place.”

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    And he’s been quite successful at that ever since, as the page was launched in July 2021 and has amassed over 560k followers since then. The page has tweeted over 3,400 times and has been beautifully chronicling the worst corners of Twitter for over a year and a half now. 

    #4

    Worst-Of-Twitter-Tragicbirdapp

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    Elita One
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She won't be working there after that.

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She did indeed lose the internship. Careful what you post online

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    Mabelbabel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She lost her internship. Her friends then started tweeting and DMs at Hickam so he blocked them, but the woman herself emailed him and apologised. He doesn't work for NASA but because they were tagged in the tweet, he was worried that her use of language could be seen as unprofessional and he knew NASA had a public speaking/social media policy so he said "language" in an attempt to warn her she was contravening that policy. I don't think she got her internship back.

    JoJoB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But instead of thinking about why he said that, Naomi doubled down.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We regret to inform you that after careful consideration...."

    CaptainDinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't tell Homer Hickam to suck anything.

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know when you've f***ed up when...

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. Methinks Naomi may not have an internship now.

    Detroit Citizen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And thats how I *almost* worked for NASA"

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has to be one of the stupidest people in history. I'm so glad she lost the internship. NASA needs to maintain standards, not have someone like this in their organization.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a certain TV judge says: "Say it forget it, write it regret it". Once it's out there in cyberspace, it's out there forever. Naomi was unprofessional and learned a lesson the hard way. It's a shame; a once in a lifetime opportunity gone.

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    #5

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    Friday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The yogurt from the bulls didn’t score well in the blind taste test.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't want the milk from the other half of the species.

    Nefarious McFarious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is as useless as t!ts on a bull

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I’m kinda suffering from sleep deprivation. I didn’t realize what was wrong with that sentence for WAY too damn long 🤣

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at a water feature video while I sing you a lullaby 😴

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    JLS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

    fs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's try milkin male cows for a change. Isn't there a market for everything? 😎

    Florence O'Grady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milking males cows will actually give you something. An early trip to The Pearly Gates!

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    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea ..... If there was a name from a bull in that list, i probably would not like that yogurt, also, Im gonna leave some Bulls names here, lets see if ppl know what Im talking about. Bulls names: Miura, Countach, Diabolo, Murcielago, Aventador...

    JD Cass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diablo works very well for a Bull. Little devils.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing this packaging in store and laughing. I grew up on a dairy farm in a heavily dairy area. Farmers of commercial size do not name their cows. They are not pets. At some point they age out and get sent to become hamburger. (I did name one cow that liked me to scratch its head after being milked and our champion bull had a name. The rest were numbers) TLDR: It's a BS marketing ploy.

    Ganja4Eva
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can take the bull's yogurt yourself, I really don't want it! 😂

    Paul Pienkowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want the cow names on my hamburger. So I can put a name to who I'm eating.

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    #6

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair enough. I didn't invent the internet just for it to be used for silly memes!!

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck yeah. I didn't create the entire known universe just so people could argue on little boxes of light all day.

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    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WW2 ended 77 years ago, so he probably didn't fight that either, assuming this tweet is quite fresh. He didn't lie, his granddad didn't fight in two world wars for this silliness, or any other silliness at all.

    RajunCajun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well with that way of thinking, I did not fight two world wars ether.

    GingerPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't fight two world wars for Bored Panda to repost these silly tweets.

    Ben
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He couldn't have fought in either World War. Math is hard.

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you forget how words in the English language are used.

    James Luu
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proposal to change the phrase to "Xperson fought in Ywar not for Zreason!" Does anyone second this? ...Whaddya mean there's no legally-binding English standards council??

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    We also wanted to know what the creator of Braindead Bird App actually thinks of Twitter. “I used to hate it with a passion, but I’d be a hypocrite saying that now because I’m on it so much,” he admitted with a laugh. “It can definitely have some nice moments, but the fact that anyone can use it means there are always going to be some nutcases.”

    When it comes to the "nutcases" he features on his page, however, I was curious if many of them are joking when they tweet, or if they really believe what they’re saying. “Most of the tweets are people being serious, but I like to post satire I find funny sometimes,” the creator told Bored Panda. “Just as a more light-hearted thing for people to laugh at, rather than the usual doom and gloom.”

    #7

    Worst-Of-Twitter-Tragicbirdapp

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a female who is adopted, I really do not understand the apparent obsession that some women have with having a “biological child”. Especially the ones that will state they love children and “want children”. So adopt or foster! But it seems like many of them don’t even try, and just act outraged and angry that they can’t physically have kids, whenever any other woman dares to bring up abortion, etc. I know it’s a mindset I don’t understand, as I was adopted and I don’t see why a woman wouldn’t adopt if she couldn’t have kids but WANTED them so badly.

    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't adopted and was raised by my bio parents, but I don't understand it either. If I wanted a child, i would totally adopt. I don't see a point of bringing a new person into this world when there are already thousands of kids who need family and home.

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    Auntie Bear
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't have children of my own but I'm still pro choice. I will never stand behind anything that punishes women for being raped, or puts their health/life in jeopardy. I think it is horrific that a 10 year old girl is raped, becomes pregnant from it and then would be forced to give birth to her rapist's offspring while being a small child herself. This is what makes me sick! Edit for typo

    Himiko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or pregnancies that would kill the mother?

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    Nameless_User
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pro-choice but that's real tacky...

    Chronically Online Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does one have to get a hoop that says abortion on it?

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK why does one have to wear a name plate? Or a crucifix? Or their birthstone? Why do people have to wear BLM shirts? Or campaign merch? Why do people advertise their sports team affiliation on their clothing? To...maybe show support for something that's important to them?

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    N G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "i can't have children on my own"............. that's true for most creatures

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snails can. Some of the most disturbing sexual practices. The have boy and girl parts and can get themselves pregnant but prefer to get another snail pregnant without getting caught themselves. The sex fight to accomplish this includes trying to spear each other with little calcium sticks, and trying to bite of the other snails penis.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how custom jewelry works. Maybe i should start walking around with a T-shirt advertising the fact I want a Vasectomy. They're kind of expensive.

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're walking around with a shirt that says "vasectomy" on it, you probably won't need one anymore...

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    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black as my future on this One the humor is.....

    Lady of the Mountains
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont care what side of the argument you are on, these earrings are not stylish

    Janet Ryan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand, the USA thinks a bunch of sexist white males who don’t know s**t about the female anatomy get to choose what we do, therefore killing people who physically will die giving birth.

    ObsidianAce_
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adoption exists (for the one saying they can’t have children of their own)

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    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should NOT be laughing at this.

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely true story: one niece and a nephew took Kung Fu. Second niece started but wasn't into it so she quit. Still had to go and watch classes though as they were all fairly little. One day, between classes the sifu is giving her a piggyback ride between classes, she "spurs" him to go faster right in the groin. Sends sifu to his knees in front of a roomful of students and parents. She may be little, but she is fierce!!

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How old was she to have legs that would reach around to his groin? I've been getting accidental kicks to sooo many places, but if she was under 6 (my understanding of "fairly little") and riding on his back, I just can't imagine what happened...?

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    Xray0976
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO MERCY! STRIKE FIRST, STRIKE HARD! Kobra Kai!

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time I was playing Mario Kart and one of the players' name was 'Adam_Age5'. I was guessing his mom did that so people would know to take it easy on him. First chance I got, I red turtled him and yelled, "Take that, Adam_Age5!" My husband just looked at me and said, "You're 40. What's wrong with you?"

    OnAFreakingRollercoaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Putin showing off his bravado again 🧐 He is so manly 💪 /S

    Paulo Freitas
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a better One, deppending on the size and weight of your oponent, give it your all running away lol, there is a reason why fights are ranked by weight lol ( stupid example but funny and kind of realístic, in the movie "F&F Hobs and Shaw ", the fight between Vanessa Kirby's character and Dwaine Jonhson's character lol )

    Elina Wachtmeister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    holy... I was not expecting that. Also, upvote for the perfect timing on this photo!

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    LK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not from the USA, so I may well be wrong, but this isn't something the President can do by themselves. It would require the Legislative branch of government to act on it as well. Without those two arms of government working together the gun problem will remain. Therefore, it is a very reasonable question to ask.

    Charlie Taube
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American here, yes you’re correct, the president doesn’t really have the power to just make rules. The president can sign executive orders that are basically presidential decrees but those have limited power.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Biden is always tweeting sh*t like..." Show me that tweet. Sorry MAGA dude, but Biden is well aware he IS the president.

    Dan davis
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    2 years ago

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    Are you sure Biden is aware?

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    Tamra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The saddest and most frustrating part of this exchange: "When will we stand up to the gun lobby ". Just short of an outright admission that lobbyists own our politicians.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus, anyone with common sense knows the answer to this. Outlaw lobbying. The NRA has bottomless pockets and has bought all the political support it needs. Want universal healthcare, too? Once lobbying is gone, make lawmakers pay for their own healthcare. We'd have strict gun laws and free healthcare within a year. It really is that simple.

    Danish Susanne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might also save the government a lot of money for military, if those who produce weapons for warfare was unable to lobby. Because if there are no wars, where would they sell their "goods".

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    ibyishimo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gun lobby - there was a time it truly represented the second amendment. As someone who grew up learning to hunt, and in a household with many guns, as well as mandatory gun safety courses in school - I'm not anti-second amendment. But for the love of God, I'm not the norm. If we're going to keep our second amendment rights, we need to do better. And not let idiots get arms they should never have so they can kill little children. Come on. That should be common sense.

    Lauren Caswell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lobbying seems to me to be legalised bribery. I don't get it

    Danish Susanne
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you do get it. It is exactly what you say.

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    Bi-Polar Express
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a diagram to explain to this guy what each branch is able to do. Maybe that would help. Will it help if I explain that the Legislative Branch is actually congress?

    The Shark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, here in America we prefer to take a life once it's old enough to fire a weapon and maybe contribute to society. Abortion is wrong though. We need those babies for game hunting.

    Wednesday
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When in the name of thousands of murdered children will we stand up? When in the name of thousands of murdered children will we do something? There. Fixed. Because all the gun people are doing this in their God's name.

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    Finally, we asked the account’s creator what he thinks Twitter should be used for. “Twitter should be used to open people’s minds, rather than shut down people's beliefs,” he shared. “At least my posts give a reason to debate in the replies, so people are learning more about their own beliefs and others.”

    If you haven’t already, be sure to give Braindead Bird App a follow on Twitter right here!

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    October
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone want an orange?

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blackberries? Redcurrants?

    Jana Jankova
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And dragonfruit is the only fruit named after a dragon

    Jrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As demonstrated by the answers here, an amazing example of Cunningham's Law at work! "The best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer". She posted a dumb statement and got hundreds of likes, retweets, interactions etc. If she posted a true one, she would have had few to none.

    Колю Майката
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to inform you, the colo(u)r ORANGE is named after the fruit.

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the fruit orange named after the colour or was the colour named after the fruit?

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    XenoMurph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny. It's a joke right?

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this hás to be a joke, and its a frikking funny One lol.

    Bonnie Buttons
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free W i lly! 🐋 (pretend It's an orca)

    DBear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free the Indianapolis 500!

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    sturmwesen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I have to give back my russian name and go by Brunhilde?

    Sleepflower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just know that the person accusing her of appropriation is white themselves.

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents appropriated an Angel's name for me... Hopefully, the owner of the name won't come down and scold my parents (or me). 😶

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooooo… my Chinese name isn’t real? :/

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO ITS NOT. GOSH. XD (for reals though, my ex is Chinese and his name is Jim. He has a traditional middle name, though. His dad is from Taiwan and he goes by Steve here, though he actually has a proper Chinese name too.)

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    Reinaldo Fuentes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but... also... this does point to a very real phenomenon on the Internet where everyone posting in English assumes everyone else posting in English must, of course, be "Amanda, or some basic white name". Couple this with the related phenomenon where citizens of the USA and the UK each assume they are the only two cultures allowed to have and constantly voice an opinion, and yeah, you get people like poor Mei who are left to wonder what fresh hell is this.

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good point Reinaldo. Portuguese is my first language, but here I am speaking, or well writing, in English. Mostly because there are 250 million Portuguese speakers, but billions of English speakers. Thank you British Empire.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must make me a Gall. Alright then, time to start looting and pillaging the Roman Empire I guess.

    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some basic white name? sounds racist.

    Ralph Watkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on a bus with a bunch of Scandinavians thought that we Americans ate foods only associated with our ethnic background. They turned to the one African-American girl & asked if that wasn't true. Her reaction was priceless. Eeeeewww. My family came from Ethiopia, that food is disgusting. I eat Italian food. My people came from Great Britain. Such boring food. Me & the girl could go out & get pizza together then.

    MimSorensson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    … Scandinavians, really? I’m Scandinavian and I’ve yet to meet anyone quite that stupid. It’s scary to know there might be blockheads like that hiding somewhere in my very vicinity.

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    If you’re not super familiar with Twitter, let me inform you that the website is famous for chaos. Donald Trump used to use his account to attack “haters”, until he was eventually banned, and there’s a long list of people who have been de-platformed for spreading misinformation, inciting violence and committing other offenses the site. In recent months, however, the bird site has been even more controversial than usual, as it has recently been acquired by Elon Musk, who aims to implement many changes. For example, previously, having a blue “verified” check on your Twitter account meant that you were a celebrity or public figure who had been vetted by the service to prove you weren’t an imposter. The significance of a blue check has recently gone flying out the window, though, as users can now purchase a verified badge for $7.99 a month.   

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    Mad Dragon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ignorance of the law is no excuse in any country." -Thomas Jefferson

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    Leekun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That sign can't stop me because I can't read"

    Jenn C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doxxing is a form of online harassment that means publicly exposing someone's real name, address, job, or other identifying data.

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    Ansi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adam Savage : I reject your reality, and substitute my own.

    Cara G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I love most about this is that the guy actually admits to the internet that he is choosing willful ignorance over knowledge and the possibility of being wrong but also learning something. As if it's a badge of honor to be that lazy.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of curiosity I looked it up. Doxxing is only a crime in certain circumstances. Limited both by who and intent. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/119

    Alexandria Z
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I don't read the law, It's not a law right ?

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else remember a couple decades ago when people's addresses were in the phonebooks? Simpler times!

    Basko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has stool on his face...

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If I don't read it, it doesn't exist!"

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    Someone Orother
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She went with Nicki not Beyonce? Gurl bye

    Jacqueline Quackenbush
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being From Quebec Must Be Why I Don't Get This

    OwenHasADHD
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You Should Probably Stop Hitting Shift On Every First Letter Of A Word

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    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb, dumb, dumb.

    Fresh Big
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Elizabeth is Queen Latifas first name? Who knew....

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    Ches Yamada
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...? Leftovers are a thing, they're not bad in a week.

    XenoMurph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends what it is and how you store it. You leave that seafood paella out in the sun for a week, then eat it, have fun.

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    Molly Whuppie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cheeseburgers can probably quite safely be frozen to make them last longer too.

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food get bad, when bacterias eats it. Are you claiming that those burgers don't have anything in them, that bacteria want to eat.

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    Lyuben Petkov
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not believe that a cheeseburger made in North America can spoil in one week... probably can be fine for eating for at least few months...

    Daniel Wagner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McDonald's cheeseburgers are antibacterial, I think.

    Auntie Bear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody remember 29 cent hamburger and 39 cent cheeseburger Wednesday? I literally used to do this when I had just moved out on my own, was totally broke and barely making it

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this person doesn't understand how refrigerators work. They keep food edible for about a week. it's a really neat invention.

    Arn Edwards
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McDonald's burgers will last for months. Just replace the buns when they get stale.

    Natalie Kelsey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol do they not know about refrigerators?

    Ronnie Cutshall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok how hard is it to buy a box of burgers, cook on stove and make a sandwich? Just seem cheaper, better and cost less

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    Many celebrities have also decided to jump ship and delete their Twitter accounts, bidding adieu to their followers due to recent developments on the platform. Indy100 reported that Stephen Fry, Whoopi Goldberg, Gigi Hadid, Jameela Jamil, Toni Braxton, Shonda Rhimes, Sara Bareilles, Tea Leoni, Brian Koppelman, Erk Larsen, Mick Foley and Alex Winter have already announced their departures from the site, but the list is expected to grow in the coming months. Elon Musk also quickly lost control of his platform after initially tweeting that “comedy is now legal”, and soon following that up by introducing new rules about parody accounts, when he realized that he was being impersonated ruthlessly.    

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    thatlesbiantacocat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was gonna say no s**t sherlock, but that works too. 😂

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just tells me the list expresses what it was intended to express..is she praising the maker of the list? Then sure...they did a good job.

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Directions are useless, no one reads

    Peter Deveau
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you hate it when a post explicitly states that their list is about females, and then all you see are females?

    Hawk4scythe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No men on this list huh I wonder why maybe if I used my f**king eyes

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    Casey McAlister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if the second person is the one who made the first upset? Then it all makes sense.

    Aria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Like actually literally bestie. I'm not even joking girlies actually. Anyway, want to go to Starbies and get some fraps?"

    PandaRave
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah you tell em hat dude!

    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm upset I read thisl

    Hugo Santos
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    2 years ago

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    DON'T YOU DARE SAYING GOOD MORNING TO ME, YOU TOXIC MALE BIGGOT!!!

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    ¡ Rachel ¡
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took a bit of searching but I found the original post, the young lady is called Neghar.

    Ivana Bašić
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until they hear about D**k Van Dyke.

    Dan Bexell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone who sits around just waiting to be offended. Actually, nowhere in the Constitution are you guaranteed the right to not be offended.

    DC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a classmate whose name was "Negar". From Iran. Didn't really know her that well, but she got accused of being a racist a few times I got to know about, and ... well ... well ... dumb, that.

    Paulo Freitas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some Americans really really need to shut the f**k up, let the inteligent Americans speak and learn from them lol.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you assuming that the person is American?

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    Bleep Bloop
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what hole did these people crawl out of. A conversation that starts with a literal order from a stranger ("change your name", "delete this") never ever ever ends in the other person actually complying. Who the f**k do they think they are and how have they not learned how to converse with others.

    Aamna Shah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Negar is not that uncommon a name in South Asia. Maybe not every word and name should be viewed from the narrow lens of your limited understanding.

    Frank H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's spelled Raymond Luxury Yacht, but pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'. Obviously.

    Jordi Sharpe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I needed this. Thanks Frank. RIP Graham Chapman.

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    Paul Orsulic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God... someone better not tell this person what the color Black is called in Spanish.

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    Many also wonder if Twitter will become even more unhinged, and perhaps even dangerous, as Elon Musk has threatened to restore accounts from users who had previously been banned. “New Twitter policy is freedom of speech, not freedom of reach,” Musk said in a tweet in November 2022. “Negative/hate tweets will be max deboosted & demonetized, so no ads or other revenue to Twitter.” While that might sound all well and good in theory, the power to ban accounts exists for a reason. The last thing we need is a platform where people can freely spew racist, homophobic, sexist, xenophobic, or transphobic rhetoric. 

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    JoMeBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am offended that the commenter cannot appreciate this work of art!?! Look at the flawless execution of the cut! Look at the perfect ratio of pb to j!! This is a MASTERPIECE!!!

    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously!! I ate PBJs every day at lunch all throughout grade school, and NEVER have I seen a PBJ so perfected. This is the god of PBJs. The Penultimate Perfect Pinnacle of PBJs. I am in awe.

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    Paulo Freitas
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im offended, actually Im oultraged ( probably misspelled that ), are you telling me that i can not enjoy a sandwich because i have no alergies nor am i glúten intolerant??? How dare you.

    Cara G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this one time when I was about 9 years old so...1988ish... my Girl Scout troop was selling cookies outside of the local grocery store. I will never forget this. A woman came out of the store and began ranting at us and our troop leader that she was diabetic and how she didn't appreciate seeing cookies because she couldn't eat them. She had just exited a grocery store. Was she offended by the thousands of items she couldn't eat on the other side of the door? FFS we were little girls!

    thatlesbiantacocat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro, these are childhood. And also there are no nut kinds of butter, like sunflower butter that my nut-free friends ate.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe not universal, as PB&J sandwiches aren’t as common in some countries. As for the medical conditions, I didn’t develop a gluten sensitivity until after menopause, so yeah, I grew up eat PB&J sandwiches on Wonder Bread. I can still eat them, I just need to use gluten-free bread. Also, for those who may be semantically confused about the “jelly” part, it’s not Jell-O, it’s basically jam or preserves. Jell-O would be gross.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person must have a nuclear level meltdown just entering a supermarket. "You have food here that some people can't eat! HOW DARE YOU!!!??!?"

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I look American to you?

    Reviewer UK01
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't get to eat these because my mum was extremely cheap and always on a diet. Wholegrain chickpea sandwiches one day and "mystery unlabelled tin from the bargain bin" the next.

    der sebbl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect not Emma of being sarcastic

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    Ansi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Snopes the picture is staged with prop tools and a boy that young couldn't afford an expensive pipe. But he could be a breaker boy. "For 10 hours a day, six days a week, breaker boys would sit on wooden seats, perched over the chutes and conveyor belts, picking slate and other impurities out of the coal. Breaker boys working on top of chutes or conveyor belts would stop the coal by pushing their boots into the stream of fuel flowing beneath them, briefly pick out the impurities, and then let the coal pass on to the next breaker boy for further processing. Others would divert coal into a horizontal chute at which they sat, then pick the coal clean before allowing the fuel to flow into "clean" coal bins."

    Eastendbird
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother on my father's side was a breaker girl at a coal mine in Fife, in Scotland.

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    Greenmantle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor dude probably lived to 45... with coal miner's lung and emphysema, or a shot liver. Dreadful.

    Aboredpanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little children this size were also sent into chimneys to clean them. It was a precarious job, some could get stuck or otherwise hurt. If you got too big but still were sent in it was especially dangerous, but parens could be desperate to feed a large family and be left without a choice.

    Hydro Keychain
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smoking stunted his growth. He is 37.

    Ralph Watkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most folks where I live had their great grandfather who worked in the coal mines when they were kids. If this kid worked closely with a miner who smoked a pipe he could have inherited the pipe when the older miner died in an accident, from consumption, or in a massacre carried out by the Pinkerton Security men, hired by the mine owners.

    Belle Miles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like grandma dressed him up like Grandpa for Halloween. The background is decorative. I'm sure they didn't send him down a dark hole right after they took a picture.

    Dana Ondráčková
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure its staged like those cringy baby photos today

    Jordi Sharpe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the picture that's the problem.

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little dude has sweet threads, and that pipe is empty. Probably a great deal for him at the time.

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was very sad, you Moron!

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also charing it online?? And also, wouldn't her parents get it?

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    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pray you never get relatives like this...

    Illicit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it was only a phase after she died lol. before that, it was being a terrible granddaughter.

    No Way
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe you are proud enough to brag about it. I hope she outlives you.

    OwenHasADHD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she said she can't believe she had that phase. Also didn't she mention she was a child? We do stupid things as children.

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    Tyler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some crimes are unforgivable

    Mykidsartrocks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a person who marries someone 50 years their senior with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. Then she gives them a nudge. For the life insurance.

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    Over the past couple of months, there has actually been talk about Twitter potentially shutting down, due to losing so many employees and possibly being unable to keep its most important services running. And while the end of the bird app does not actually appear to be coming any time soon, the panic in November 2022 inspired some users to become even more chaotic than usual and begin confessing their secrets and “shooting their last shots” on the site. “I feel bad about doing this, but Twitter is probably going down soon and this is the last chance to get this circulated,” tweeted Amber Brown, a  28-year-old streaming producer from Los Angeles. “Help fix my liver!” She added with a link to her GoFundMe page, where she is asking for help to pay her medical bills.  

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    Anny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're soulless without telling me you're soulless... No sympathy whatsoever on her part.

    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The photo is truly terrifying though.

    Greenmantle
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    2 years ago

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    You find an old lady with apparent dementia terrifying?

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    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reply is beyond rude, but this is a really unflattering photo of somebody's late grandma.

    Pepper Pots
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is terrible, but on bored panda its funny

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, it is indeed funny. In life, it's rude. Here, it's comedy.

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    R F
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean be real, it’s a terrifying photo. If I were their grandma, I’d haunt them for posting such an unflattering picture.

    Hawk4scythe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That hurt my soul and I don't even have one anymore

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    Mani Lacao
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil' Fruity is a cool rap name

    Detroit Citizen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Fruity has to release a mix of remixed songs and call them Fruit loops

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    werewolf394
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FELLAS! IS IT GAY TO EXIST?? YOU'RE LITERALLY CHOOSING TO BE IN A WORLD WITH SO MUCH D**K IN IT!!

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, then killing yourself over that would be gay, too. You'd literally be dying over those d**ks!

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    Christy Kindness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!! This is some "after school special" material here!

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much toxic ignorance out there.

    Reginald the spider crab
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fellas,is it gay to breathe? you are literally breathing d**k particles

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sense racism in the second comment thingy in the image.

    Jack Kapusta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk holding a stick like that in ur mouth just sucking and blowing is kinda... 🤔 /j

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, some of us are evolved enough to take no for an answer.

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    Pieter LeGrande
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people do take "No" for an answer.

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, speaking for myself here, you danm sure thats it, i invite you once, you either want to go out with me, or you don't. No hard fealings we're still friends, but sure as f**k Im not gonna ask again.

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As you should! People playing hard to get games, I hate it

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    Falcon on Dizzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so...you're pissed that men are respectful when you reject them?

    MimSorensson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m trying to figure that out too but I’m no closer than when I started.

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    Jenn C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called respecting your answer.

    Nadia D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and it's just perfect this way😌

    Dan Bexell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ones who don't are called "Stalkers"

    Sarah Turney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus make up ur mind. U want stalker don't like being stalked no stalker upset from lack of stalking

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    “If Twitter implodes this is your last chance to tell me you’re in love with me so shoot your shot,” Phoebe Kimball tweeted, alongside photos of herself, in November. And Jennifer Crawford, a 49-year-old architect in Sydney, Australia, shared that before Twitter “implodes” entirely, she wanted to confess something she did when she was a university student. “I once took a cask of peach cooler to a uni party and left it under the table,” she wrote, referring to the nonalcoholic fruit cocktail. “I was 18. Give me a break.” The fear of losing Twitter seems to have brought users together, but it also may have encouraged them to become even more chaotic.

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    Lyoness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than lefting it?

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should probably re-center their creative mindset.

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    Louise Clarke
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With their spelling, it will be more like wronging a book

    Ches Yamada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *carefully sets book on edge*

    Aaron W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What exactly is wrong with the book?

    Kitty Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the book tipped over on the shelf? Just right that poor fallen book.

    Jo Cooper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I wrote the wrong book but left it outright.

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can right a book but would anyone by it! :D

    Mark Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe as a proof reader?

    Damitria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After taking an english class

    Printerman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if the book has capsized, it's the right thing to do.

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    Xray0976
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be legalized nationally

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely should. It's no worse than alcohol.

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    ami
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lady gaga be asking the important questions (also ik what it is don't come for me)

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way she spelled it, it means a period of two weeks, but Fortnite is a video game

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    Gay-Trash-Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my grandma takes marijuana for her pains

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owen, cannabinoids ARE medicine. They are “in the anti-emetics and anti-epileptic class of medications per the Food and Drug Administration” (citation link: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK556062/#:~:text=Cannabinoids%20are%20biologically%20active%20compounds%20used%20in%20the,medications%20per%20the%20Food%20and%20Drug%20Administration%20%28FDA%29 ).

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    Waddling Land Fish (She/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want legal marijuana, come to Colorado. If you don’t want to do that, don’t.

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop selling guns to IDIOTS! But never take away our power to protect our own families, but … take guns away from … ExCons, the mentally ill and gang members!!

    That guy Nic B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think lady Gaga just wanted to know what FORTNITE the video game was the post were at completely different times

    Tess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lady Gaga will always ask the important questions, no matter what." Would be a perfect campaign slogan. Honestly, she would probably be one of only a few people with enough of a following over the US that she could be president, and get laws passed at a state level, because the governor's, and senators, Congressmen, would be voted in based on mutual support between them and President Lady Gaga.

    Belle Miles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two weeks... and I think it is a video game with tall walking animals with guns.

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    Miocha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was sarcasm, no?

    SheHulk
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ITS A JOKE!

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Messi winning the world cup was such a great moment to end 2022.

    thatlesbiantacocat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was great, for him 🇨🇵 (I'm just stating an opinion, don't downvote)

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    Mavis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad I don't know who that woman is.

    Shiwaanee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's obviously being sarcastic.

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    We hope you’re enjoying this list of some of the reasons you might want to deactivate your Twitter account right now, or why you may feel inspired to sign up for the site (depending on how you view these wild tweets). Keep upvoting the pics you find most hilarious or cringey, and let us know in the comments what your thoughts are on this Braindead Bird App. Then, if you’re looking for even more crazy tweets, we recommend checking out this article next! 

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    OwenHasADHD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did it, fellas. We are at the point where one two-letter word can offend someone to the point of posting an entire paragraph.

    mentaLilly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I searched for that comment... 😄 -thank you 🙃

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    Frits Driessen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stranger Things has one of the worst fandoms.

    XxInstantKarmaxX
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both the answers "not yet" and "still didn't" imply an intention to watch/view the show. He probably doesn't want to watch it thus the answer "no".

    Peter Deveau
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And obviously, there's nothing wrong with that.

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Some people have to get offended over the smallest thing.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have all the simplicities, including that of brusqueness." - Nero Wolfe

    Littlemiss
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No is a full sentence.

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was clearly a yes/no question.

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    Sleepflower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What on earth does "irl mutuals" mean?? I'm far too old.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s when two people “follow” or “friend” each other on social media. (Since you and the other people are now “mutually” following each other on said social media.)

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    Paul Pienkowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? Do...do kids these days really not know what friends are!?

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all friends are "IRL" as you can be very good friends with somebody across a distance. So in my opinion, "IRL mutuals" or "IRL friends" is not an indication they don't know what a friend is.

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    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And did you know that irl there are books that have Wikipedia pages in them?! Wild, huh?!

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mutuals? Is this a real word? Is it new? Is it weird that I like it?

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    Sleepflower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are so desperate to be edgy and different, it's nauseating.

    Hyde and Seek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People do keep leeches as pets ,the same way one would keep fish or clawed frogs

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    Jacqueline Quackenbush
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Virtually Blind In Québec : Im Reluctant To Have What I Am Seeing Here Confirmed. Is That A Leech?!

    Kristin Dycus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is actually a bow in a leech. I have officially seen it all.

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's enough internet for today

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    Lyoness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grooming. That's what's going on.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not always grooming, but in the part of America where I live, it IS statutory rape.

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    Aboredpanda
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, any adult dating anyone under 18 creeps me out. And it did when I was a teenager and my friends started dating adult men too. The fact of the matter is, if those guys have any social skills at all, they can manage to get a girlfriend their own age. But they can't, girls their own age think they're loosers, so they prey on little girls to get sex and attention. It makes me sick, I saw that so many times growing up. Often results in pregnant teenagers of course.

    Amy Taylor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 16, my boyfriend was 21. It didn't seem weird at the time and I look back now and just CRINGE. He was a nice guy and all, but what the hell was he thinking??

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you were a really mature 16 year old? Some have a lot of nous about them. You say he was a nice guy - if he respected the age of consent where you lived and your own boundaries, I don't see why you should cringe.

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes that's weird, but i'd like to remind the comments section that not everyone lives in america and the AOC is varied across the globe. Thanks for listening to my Ted talk.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Age gap between myself and my boyfriend is the same, I was as old as this girl when I got him, but i started the whole thing and I never regretted it. However, age of consent is also 16 here.

    Aaron W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rule of thumb is half your age and add seven. So a 21 YO shouldn't be dating anyone under 17 and a half.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This means no one under the age of 114 should date me, if I'm doing the math right.

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    Gin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 16 and my boyfriend 19 when we met. We've been married a while now! Age of consent is 16 in my country - but I didn't rush into it just because legally I could.

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    Lama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe how quick everyone is to judge. YES, it's a big gap, sometimes that indicates a problem. I appreciate people wanting to make sure it's a healthy relationship. But you can worry or wonder, without judging a situation you don't know. A 16 year old is not an adult, but they CAN be mature enough to make good decisions. At that age, love can be real and healthy.

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the sticky part of the question. Forget the age, that is for legal consideration only. Are THEY mature emotionally, or still a child? An immature 25 year old needs more protection than a mature 15 year old, when considering who can be more easily taken advantage of.

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    Henry Russell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be fair when their older its going to be 43 and 49 that doesnt sound as bad

    gas station cola
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    2 years ago (edited)

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    that's completely irrelevant. an adult should not be romantically or sexually involved with a minor, even if the age gap is "minimal," because it's still enough time for the adult to be more mentally developed than the minor. the minor is not ready to make that kind of decision, especially not with someone at a different stage of life. do NOT justify grooming.

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    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Challenge for you: how long can you keep a Fruit Pastille in your mouth without chewing it

    Isla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you heard of chewing gum? If you chew hard enough it’s great stress relief

    Ches Yamada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do make them, look up "chewlery".

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And for the record, they do make adult chew toys...mainly intended for people with autism.

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not as good imo. It's too "easy" to chew. More like a stress ball ig

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    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone needs a squeaky toy, I have plenty..

    Heather W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My teen has a fidget necklace designed to chew on to relieve anxiety...

    Kathy Joy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do make chew toys for adults. They're generally used for special needs kids and adults with sensory needs, but nothing is stopping a grown adult from buying them.

    Craig Higgs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do. It's called chewllery. Popular for autistics

    Isla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you heard of chewing gum? If you bite hard enough it’s great stress relief

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having seen that part of America first hand, Breaking Bad isn't the problem. Meth IS the problem. It's not the most accurate depiction, but it covers the bases. IMO Breaking bad kind of sof balled it. You have no idea how many Neo-Nazis are involved in that scene here. They could have been way more brutal and it still wouldn't reach reality.

    The shoebill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No . “Jesse we need to cook , I have terminal cancer”

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To really, *really* appreciate "Breaking Bad" one should first watch a couple seasons of "Malcolm in the Middle."

    Charlie Doodles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have actually never watched it, any good?

    Emiel Zwaneveld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cancel everything! That will solve all our problems

    Isa Reyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in the best way possibly....your pfp looks like you are in the desert where Jesse and Walt cooked meth and you are a Walmart brand Walt

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    Scott Rackley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    suspension of disbelief is strong with this one

    Hawk4scythe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Point of breaking bad) exists some f**ker "let's cancel it"

    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still, though... no, we are not cancelling it

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    JoyfulZebra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cooka da meatball (btw, there's more to that exchange and it's hilarious)

    Falcon on Dizzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "WE cooka da pizza" -communist italians

    Amy Taylor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 1/2 Italian and 1/2 Polish... I've heard them allllll lol

    Allison B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do find it funny that the OP says mafia is not an aesthetic and yet has what appears to be an Baekhyun from EXO profile pic.

    KBT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why exactly is that funny? Is Baekhyun a member of the mafia?

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, a Shakespeare character, Ho Ratio.

    Ur local cancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What else would it be????

    brodie
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when a reply gets more likes than the original post. i’ll try my best to demonstrate here…

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    Scott Rackley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone stop the planet, I want to get off

    ---
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is understandably a surprise for whoever studied Maths in a language other than English, then went on the internet and discovered the slang term "ratio"

    Frank H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just learned something new. However insignificant it may be.

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    Slay and Slayer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no no no they have it all wrong! it's rati-O-s, cereal made of rats, turns your milk pink. pretty good homemade if I do say so myself

    The Shark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... what exactly did you think it was?

    Niki A
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cries and begs people to make their children come to school.

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    Sleepflower
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English person here, what's an amber alert?

    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a child is abducted, we have a nationwide emergency broadcast system for it. The broadcast will usually include a description of the child, where they were last seen, and a description of the abductor and/or the car they were driving, etc. On many smartphones, you can get Amber Alerts sent as push notifications, so they will pop up like an emergency warning. That’s probably what happened to OP’s mobile game - the alert popped up and they lost their game. We also have a similar alert system for elderly people who are kidnapped or who wander off and get lost, called Silver Alert.

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    Elladine DesIsles
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time there is an Amber Alert around here, we see news reports a day or two later about police and even 911 getting calls to complain about it. Including a notable case or two where the child was found deceased, and people kept complaining. Disgusting. I actually wish I'd get a second alert when the child (or children) is found safe and the alert cancelled; I like to know the situation is going to be okay!

    Amy Taylor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me count the ways in which you suck.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m Chinese and what the rainbow luminous satanic husky did I just read

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to ask my ex about this. He’s Chinese. We dated for 20 years and once he said he had to fly to Taiwan for his aunt’s funeral. Now because of OP’s tweet I KNOW he was lying. He went back and totally noshed on Auntie with all his cousins. I JUST KNOW IT. (joke obv)

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    Uncanny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad that the most annoying thing about this tweet for me is the capitals at the start of every word? Just makes me want to go to slap town.

    der sebbl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I've never seen an American funeral.....

    Roy Zobel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hob oana im fuim gseha. Is grad wia bei uns do, nur sans mit de Karren am Kerchhof. ;)

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    Lazy PANda (she/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never Trust Someone Who Capitalizes Every Word

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I can answer that. Most actually do cremations rather than funerals (probably because plots of land are expensive where I am). So hopefully I cleared it up for you, you cultural ignoramus...

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because this person has never seen a funeral for a Chinese person, they conclude that the Chinese EAT their dead and don’t bury them at all. Very logical.

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    Abnus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a comic that said: “Paper beats Rock, but Rock thinks she can change him. “