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Even though 2023 presented us with some quite high-grossing movies—the so-called “Barbenheimer” and The Super Mario Bros. Movie, for instance—not everything people watched over the past year was equally attention-worthy. Ask anyone who has sat down in front of a screen at least a few times and they will line them up for you, from the one they liked the most to the one they did the least, or maybe even found quite disappointing.

Members of the ‘Movies’ subreddit recently discussed disappointing works of cinema after the user ‘Starless Princess’ started a discussion about it. The OP shared that they tried giving The Portable Door a go (ended up regretting the decision) and decided to ask what was the worst thing fellow redditors watched in 2023. Scroll down to find their answers on the list below and see if they coincide with your list of “I’m never watching that ever again”.

#1

29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 Probably Wish. It’s like someone fed a bunch of Disney movies into an AI program.

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Tara Noe
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS. Absolutely dead on

Tee Pussi
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These days I wouldn't be surprised if someone did.

TotallyNOTAFox
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An insider said that the original concept was changed by some writers to make it appeal to the "Modern Audience" in an interview - Quirky, strong independent heroine, some talking animals as comedic relief and a male villain who's evil for the sake of being evil. In the end it's nothing special

glowworm2
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The original concepts sounded far more interesting before executive meddling kicked in. The star would have been a cute shapeshifter and possible romantic interest and the king and queen would have been an evil power couple.

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xolitaire
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh man, yeah. Totally forgot about this one. For some reason this movie made me unreasonably irritable while watching it. Now I know why.

CryingChildKinnie
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I refer to this as the "Chat GPT movie"

Blondie23
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I work for a pop culture manufacturer and we did product for this movie because we were told it would be as big as Encanto... now we are stuck with a bunch of product that no one wants. Disney needs to get back to basics!!!

Mysteria
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Disney after seeing people get annoyed from being force fed references instead of being told an actual fûcking story; “AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?!”

Riley Quinn
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks for the heads up. Not a fan of musicals anyway.

glowworm2
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too many Disney cliches meshed into one to try to make a film and relying too hard on past film references for this one. For example, the main heroine has 7 friends--whose names all begin with the same letters as the Seven Dwarves names from Snow White and have the same personality traits as them and wear similar clothing colors to them.

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WhiteClawOfDeath
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They should stick to visualising existing stories

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    #2

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 Jonah Hill’s *You People*. Couldn’t even finish it.

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    BabaBizzle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of “jokes” at white peoples expense. Clearly not the other way around. Utter pile of steaming garbage excuse for a movie. Hateful for one race. Not clever. Jonah Hills annoying. The wife of Eddie Murphy’s character is unbearable as well.

    Al!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was awful and I watched the entire thing.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had no desire to watch that one.

    R F.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was funny.

    Allen Lavine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it was a good time waster it had funny moments like the dude with the coke in the club

    Amy Joubert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, I watched for 15 minutes and switched it off. What a load of rubbish.

    Shawn Flowers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for saving my a watching

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    #3

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 Black Adam. Had to turn it off. The acting and writing was awful.

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    Zedrapazia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As most superhero movies. Honestly, they're all CGI battles and nothing else, the scripts are 95% of the time garbage and the actors have horrible dialogue and their talent is wasted, no matter if they are newcomers or known faces.

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I beg to disagree. Several of the MCU movies from before "the snap" were good. They ALL have brilliant special effects; the standouts are usually the ones that have more than just FX. Sometimes it's social commentary (Black Panther, Iron Man), but usually, it's good dialogue and story-telling.

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    DrBronxx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dwayne Johnson's real talent is his salesmanship. He's got me excited for quite a few of his films, only for them to turn out to be terrible.

    Red Reilly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My issue is with the stuff the Rock puts into his contracts, like he can never been shown 'losing a fight' like, dude come on...

    SPARKIZE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Rock is cool, not for black Adam.. I lost interest quick. the husband loved it. maybe because he draws comics n anime

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah I thought it was more interesting than the usual ones.

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Case in point proving I'm not an elitist prig with ridiculously high standards are superhero movies (#2). I love superhero movies, even the bad ones, which serve as distractions from reality and nothing more.

    Coco
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was actually quite good for not intending to be its own movie

    Allen Packard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so bummed. The whole thing was just bad.

    DragonofMordor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just don't have any desire to watch most of the DCU movies. The MCU movies for the most part aren't particularly deep or great. But they are usually just plain fun to watch.

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    #4

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, just disaster

    u/skuzzy87x:

    Here's the thing though. I'm a sucker for bad flicks. Especially horror flicks. And I always finish what I started no matter how much of a pain it can be to get through.

    I didn't make it 25 minutes. Absolutely trash.

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    GlassHalfWay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I couldn't even make it through the movie trailer

    MR
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't make it past the title. I don't mind a trashy horror flick, but this was clearly nonsense.

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    DrBronxx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To paraphrase Dr. Malcom, they were were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

    Scotty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i personally loved it. but i'm a sucker for s****y b-rate gore fest movies

    CryingChildKinnie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was no reason for this to exist other than that it could.

    PeachPossum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A teacher got into hot water showing this flick to her fourth-grade students. Kids needed counselors afterwards. As if the word "blood" wasn't clue enough... smh

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kids decided they wanted to watch it, then the teacher wouldn't turn it off afterwards when they asked her to stop the film.

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    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only reason this film became famous was because Winnie the Pooh became public domain and they decided to do something totally random with it. The same goes for Steamboat Willie Mickey Mouse now becoming an equally low budget horror movie.

    Amy Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt the same about Krampus... I love B movies and bad horror and have happily sat through stuff that other people have hated, turned off or snoozed through, but it was actually "krappus" and I couldn't sit through it. One of the only films I have turned off

    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even think it has a plot. I saw a review on Youtube as my curiousity always leads me down the rabbit hole: Christopher Robin has grown up and has a girlfriend. However, his beloved imaginary friends are not truly imaginary and are angry at being left alone. Pooh and Piglet go on a murderous rampage and kill all the other animals in the 100 Acre Wood and now they are out to kill Christopher Robin and everyone he loves! Be ready for blood, guts, and vengeance. *cue dramatic music*

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    Local Idiot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched the trailer thinking it would be a cutesy movie with one of my fave kiddy show characters. Never again

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    #5

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 *Expendables 4* a film that exists to make *Expendables 3* feel better about itself.

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    Rocket Surgeon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched Expendables 1. It was okay, but not good enough to bother seeing 2 or any other sequels. Reading this, I feel like I got it right.

    HTakeover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... they're not supposed to be *good* movies. They're supposed to be boom/smash/pow action movies that put the big names together. A couple of hours to watch these guys blow stuff up & shoot people.

    Sans Serif
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, take them for what they are, raw entertainment without shame...

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    Jig Jive
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expendables 3 is a fav movie of mine (yes I know it is terrible), but Chuck Norris telling a Chuck Norris joke cracks me up every time.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never understood how the first was good enough to make a sequel, let alone several.

    FloralDangerNoodle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear God, these movies are AWFUL. Hubby and I TRIED watching, but there was so much mumbling, we couldn't understand what they were saying. OR, maybe we're both just going deaf? F**k if I know, but we both agree that they suck.

    Allen Lavine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No 50cent was in that movie so it was great my opinion

    Tammy Capraun Moorhous
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That movie was soo bad. The scene where Stallone and Jason are there normal, have skin texture self and the there is the girl who could not have been more airbrushed. That wad ridiculous

    BabaBizzle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These movies are designed to be ridiculousness overloads not cinematic masterpieces. It’s just 80s action movies on Sly Stallone steroids. It’s to give all those aging action stars a chance to be seen one last time and then add the younger ones in to appeal to more viewers. Dialogue isn’t Shakespeare and that’s why it’s mindless viewing.

    Dre Mosley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first two are the best ones.

    A Nelson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL expendables made 3 sequels. I never could get through the first one.

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    #6

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 Napoleon. Badly directed, badly edited, badly written, bad sex scenes, bad battles and bad history. It did have nice costumes, I will give it that.

    u/hundredhorses:

    Napoleon, not just the worst movie I've seen this year, quite possibly the worst movie I've seen in my whole life. Certainly the most disappointing.

    Disregarding the litany of historical inaccuracies, the movie is just bad. It's boring and there is no context for anything that happens.

    Joaquin Phoenix is too old to play Napoleon, and his acting was bad.

    We got a trailer for a grand Napoleon action movie in the style of Gladiator. What we got was a boring, weird and a-historical 3 hour mess of autism Napoleon.

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't seen the movie but for heaven's sake, why does a film about Napoleon, a conqueror, have śex scenes?

    Simon Chen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To keep the 14 year old basement nerd interested

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    L.V
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard it being compared to Braveheart: same disregard for historical accuracy, but at least Braveheart was entertaining!

    Shoe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, I liked it? And I perceived the sex scenes to show what a selfish person he was, just got off and moved on with no respect for the women. I also thought the battle scenes were excellent. As a history teacher I understand it wasn't always historically accurate but few historical films are.

    Clown fish
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh don't you go having an opinion that isn't the same s/ Here's an upvote. Because everyone is untitled to have different opinions lol yeah ok you downvote peoples opinions and we will all walk about like sheep

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    Malak
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I find funny is that I saw a lot of articles (on social media tbh) from British/American newspapers (right wing tabloids or left wing) stating 'FREnCH ArE OFfEnDED AbOUT NaPOLEON Movie". While in reality there was no major offense, we just expected, as any other cinema goer, a nice cool epic movie (and nothing else) and were served with that gloomy half boring movie. The BBC series featuring an episode on Napoleon was way more interesting. If I should recommend a few movies of Q4 2023: 1) Past lives (South Korea), 2) Les Chambres rouges (Canada), 3) Anatomy of a fall (France).

    pelemele
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And above all, we expected a historically accurate film and not a ridiculous romance between Napoleon and Joséphine between two cannonballs on the pyramids...!!!

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    BC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From an historian’s perspective, it was appalling. No water slide… ✌️❤️😎

    Trond Øien
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree 100% Edit: The cinematic release was allegedly to qualify for an Oscar. The original 4 hour + cut is being released soon on Apple TV+ They need to change the rules on that imho. A movie should be based on it's own merits alone and not be dependant on a cinematic release to be in the running. That's how we get movies like this and nobody needs that. Nobody.

    Brenda Coe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow...one of the best "bad" reviews I've read.

    Anna Harding
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We tried to watch it last night. Got halfway through. We decided it just wasn’t worth the time.

    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What we got was a boring, weird and a-historical 3 hour mess of autism Napoleon." - This is how Joaquin plays ALL of his characters. I honestly have no idea on why people keep praising him.

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    #7

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 Quantumania. Just stripped the heart and soul out of the Ant-Man franchise while ruining one of the best relationships in the MCU. But we get a script cobbled from the scraps of the Rick and Morty writers room.

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    Ruivo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me Marvel's biggest mistake of many is to treat each movie as a link in a chain of ever escalating events. It is difficult to care for movie #23 of 547 on another "we must save REALITY" saga.

    The Darkest Timeline
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is, in the comic book world, it does all have to fit together because the characters cross over so frequently. Its great for super fans that know the cannon but, to almost everyone else it’s pure tedium.

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    Dr.Caffeine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole current storyline of marvel involving multiversal saga is disappointing. Some exceptions are obviously there. Like Loki season 2 was awesome.

    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thoroughly enjoyed Loki season 2 and though that the ending was actually really moving and bittersweet. The rest of the Marvel properties that came out this year--not so much.

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    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After Infinity War ended, that was pretty much the end of Marvel movies for me. Anything since has been a joyless cashgrab.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk I kinda liked this movie :/

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt let down by this movie. I looked forward to it based on the earlier movie. Love Paul Rudd, so I endured it.

    Appalachian Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, the “street level” vibe of the first two is what made them so much fun. This one was a mess.

    FaceTime Audio
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have yet to watch truly good phase 4 Marvel. The plots have just gotten so repetitive and dull.

    Errrm..wot?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It tied so many plots together. Did you even watch LOKI?

    Dr.Caffeine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loki season 2 was awesome but this was absolute trash. Marvel obviously has soke good movies and shows but that doesnt justify a bad movie connected to it through a rough link.

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    DrBronxx
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The current (and I hope last) low bar for anything in the MCU. The worst thing that they have made, bar none, in my opinion.

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    #8

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3.

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a third..?

    Ruivo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't even know that there's a 2!

    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still want to see it - I enjoyed the first two.

    Patricia Steward
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I lasted 15 minutes on this one.

    Miss Tinker
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a TV series based on the movie with most of the original cast that was cancelled after 7 episodes ... somehow they thought not having John Corbett in it was a good idea 🤦‍♀️

    JuJu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the first and my big fat greek summer

    DrBronxx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, does this mean that there's a second one?

    Dianellian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first was c**p. Can't believe they made 2 more!

    Omima mimi miki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trailer looked sooooo boring how could you watch the movie.

    Dre Mosley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They keep trying to capture the magic of the first, which was a surprise sleeper hit. They can't do it.

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    #9

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 Heart of Stone on Netflix is quite literally one of the most boring movies ever. From the get go it just feels generic and by the end it feels like I’ve been waterboarded with boring juice

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Felt hyped, started watched it, but could not finish it. Tried two-three times but could not!

    Sue User
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its so forgettable that one every three weeks i see the movie, think" that sounds cool", start watching it only to realise what it is.

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    Oana Bojneag
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Full of clichés. I had the feeling that I'm watching a 007 movie with a woman hero who wants to desperately prove that can fit all the cliches from all 007 movies in just one...

    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Waterboarded with boring juice"!!! I love it.

    Dr.Caffeine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did Alia bad. Her acting is good in some movies but here it looked like she was just for the sake of being there.

    Dre Mosley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generic, Great Value Mission: Impossible knockoff.

    Jeff White
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was certainly not great and probably not good, but it was not THAT bad. Compared to the other movies on list (mostly XXX2, XXX3, etc), this one was solid 6.

    Demosthenes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Wonder Woman? Yeah, she’s a pretty face, not much of an actor.

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    #10

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 Meg 2 - I like Statham, and don't mind simpleton movies - but this one was just too dumb 65 - I don't remember much - but I gave it a 5 on IMDB. So it can't be great

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    Josephine Blogs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner and I are a sucker for really bad shark movies, so we laughed all the way through this. Thoroughly enjoyable. 😂

    Becky Samuel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing can ever compare to the majesty of Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

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    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love watching bad movies. My friends and I used to have crappy movie nights where we would watch dumb C and D list movies and laugh like maniacs. Come on, I even made it through (most of) the Star Wars holiday special and the Room. However, I just couldn't make it through the Meg 2. I felt like I was losing brain cells.

    DrBronxx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like films that I think are *ok*, then forget about them. It means that I can rewatch them - "I can't remember much about it, but I remember kind of liking it".

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The books were so good. They tried with the movies, but just couldn't get them to where they needed to be.

    Shoe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. I kept thinking they were shooting for camp but it didn't feel like it.

    der sebbl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoyed that movie, kind of, but I also set my expectations to 0.5

    William Teach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made it through, but, barely. Won't watch Meg 2 again even as "something to have on." I liked 65.

    Omima mimi miki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one was awful - the second one stayed true to being awful so you got to give it credit for being consistent

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    #11

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 Out of morbid curiosity I watched the Flash. Absolute garbage.

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have used Grant Gustin from the TV series

    Clown fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's was ok and very much agree with you they should have used Grant

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    BTDubs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't BELIEVE they kept Ezra Miller in the cast. Like, #metoo taught you nothing?

    GlassHalfWay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not a fan. I like the show tho

    Dr.Caffeine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched it with no expectation considering the state of dceu but this was indeed enjoyable to an extent. Yeah, the storyline was weak but it is always a problem with 'multiverse' superhero movies.

    DrBronxx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I quite liked the film, but it definitely has a lot of problems. I hope they recast the Flash in the future, but I certainly hope that it is *not* Grant Gustin. I just do not understand the love for him. He's terrible.

    Dre Mosley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michael Keaton reprising his Batman role is the only reason I bothered.

    MsPlants
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came here to say this, the whole reason I watched it and enjoyed it was Michael Keaton. his whole screen time and character was freaking amazing, all the little call backs to the first movie they slipped into the new one for him. it was amazing. I was hoping for more of that realities Superman but she was good too. Flash not so much.

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    Jewelrygirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked it? Think most DCEU to be horrible except for first Wonder Woman, I was pleasantly suprised to quite enjoy this.

    SleepSycho
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really enjoyed it, funny, and Michael Keaton saying “I’m Batman” was just awesome

    jmdirks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't make it five minutes in.

    Lara Verne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It started out as pretty decent movie, but turned out too long and boring.

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    #12

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 Wonka, it felt all over the place and I thought the singing was awful.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody's ever gonna do better than Gene Wilder. Hollywood should just give up on this one.

    The Other Guest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gene made a better Wonka, no doubt about it. That being said, I prefer the storyline of the Tim Burton version as it was truer to the book. Deep Roy as every Oompa Loompa was 1000x better than the orange monstrosities of the first. The "daddy issues" storyline could have been left out, except then we'd not have had Christopher Lee saying "CHOC-o-late" like it had personally insulted him.

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    Stary_cat
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently watched it and it was pretty good, the singing wasn’t the best but it had a good storyline and the acting was pretty good. I overall liked it but thats my opinion

    3 pandas in a trench coat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! I really liked the movie bc it made the character waaay less like a psyco.

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    dan martyr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved it, thought Hugh Grant was fabulous as the oompah loompah. Lovely film

    Amy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to avoid it because I love the original so much but Hugh Grant as an oompa loompa. I may need to check out some clips at least.

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    MagicFrog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually really liked it.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a movie that did not ever need a remake.

    Whitefox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats the beauty of it! It was not a remake, its a prequal. It takes us back to when W***y was literally fresh off the boat full of young ambition and hope. If you look you can see how much Timothee became Gene Wilders character before he burnt out.

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    Himory TheDreamer
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who isn't a fan of either one of the previous movies, I really liked this one. No annoying kids, protagonist still a bit loony but not in a cringe, uncomfortable way. Also liked the way he lookes and characterization better, and I even find this version relatable at some points.

    DragonofMordor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like any of the adaptations of these books. Wonka is usually too nice, except for Depp. And he was creepy, but in the wrong ways. Why can't we just get a faithful adaptation?

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    #13

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 The worst movie I saw that was released in 2023 was Spy Kids: Armageddon. I also don't know why I watched that movie either I guess I like to torture myself.

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    E.V.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, my 4 yo loved this movie lol

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean a movie about spy kids was bad? You don't say!

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i loved the third and fourth movies as a kid

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    Lara Verne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spy kids? It that still a thing?

    Bored Lady On The Run
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's the thing, I've watched the original movies of Spy Kids up to 1, 2 and 3. However by the third one, the plot line was a little out of context. As for the newer spinoffs, those didn't even last an hour with me, I simply dropped it and didn't bother watching the rest of it.

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    #14

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 The new exorcist. Lazy writing, jump scares were half-assed and didn't work, editing was choppy and jarring, callbacks were forced and unnecessary. Worst of all, it was so freaking boring. Hated everything about it.

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    BarkingSquirell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After 43 years, it remains the scariest movie I've ever seen.

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    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They put zero effort into this, which is a shame.

    Wysteria_Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only parts worth seeing were the actresses who played the original mother and daughter from the first. If they hadn't been in it (and Linda Blair only had literally a five-second scene) it would not have gotten any attention whatsoever.

    SleepSycho
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone fell asleep watching it and woke up to an empty locked theater, saw a news story on it. Couldn’t have been that good (or scary)

    Dre Mosley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The studio spent hundreds of millions to acquire the Exorcist rights, and this is what they do with it. Their first attempt was a dud, wonder if they'll do the other two films(this is supposed to be a trilogy)

    Valek Fermiga
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trailer was such click - bait as well, the trailer made it look like that " Chris MacNeil " ( the mum ) from the original movie was going to play a more prominent role in the film than she did. Her total screen time was probably what, no more than maybe 15 minutes....

    Shoe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool trailer though! Lol.

    Kate Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd add the Pope's Exorcist to this. The kid's acting in the movie was just so bad I've yet to finish it. I keep starting to watch it because I think Russell Crowe is a great actor and there must be a reason he chose to do this. Money has to be the only reason because it was such trash. I really miss honest to goodness scary movies. I'm so tired of getting excited to see one based on a great trailer and then it's completely horrible. I also am so tired of horror movies being misclassified. I was going through Netflix's 'horror' category and Zombieland and Ghostbusters were in it. Those are not horror movies. Have these movies gotten so bad that we don't even have enough to call 'horror' anymore so we just add any movie with some blood in it to the horror category? I just want to watch a legit scary movie again. It's pretty bad that the movie most people say is the scariest is 50 years old. We haven't made a movie scary enough to beat The Exorcist in 50 freaking years. That's sad.

    HTakeover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually really enjoyed Pope's Exorcist. It wasn't over the top, it wasn't heavy on jump scares, it played into some legitimate fears out there (losing control of oneself). And Crowe played the character the way the real guy actually was.

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    Hippopotamuses
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still can't believe how bad the second one - The Heretic - was.

    Dre Mosley
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second film was pure Hollywood. They had no second book to adapt to a screenplay since the writer hadn't written one yet, but since the first one was such a hit, they didn't let that stop them, so they got some hack writers to throw a script together. The true sequel to the first film is actually The Excorcist III, which was actually pretty good.

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    Nikole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only good one was Exorcist 3 anyway

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoyed movie three. The book it's based on is Legion, by the same author. The book is beyond amazing. It really gets into some interesting theories about creation and the dark side thereof.

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    #15

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 That Ana de Armas/Chris Evans spy movie. Don't even remember the name. My wife was excited to watch it and even she was blown away at how bad it was Edit: Ghosted. Thank you reddit for reminding me haha

    u/DanGabriel:

    As soon as they said that the goal was to recover a list of passcodes, the IT guy in me couldn’t watch anymore. Apparently, my checking account is more secure than our most vital national secrets.

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    Dr.Caffeine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when that hacking in five seconds thing happens in movies. It hurts my brain to see that kinda lazy writing. Mr. Robot was the only series where I found an exception to this Hollywood hacking style.

    BabaBizzle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have as much chemistry as Trump and Hilary. It was bad. And the premise was a try hard.

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    #16

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 God damnit I love you Charlie Day, but Fool's Paradise was the worst movie I've seen this year. Man it hurts to say.

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    Mistiekim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I love Charlie Day too, but just seeing the trailer I knew I should keep away from it. Glad he got some of the sweet Mario money to offset this….

    Serial pacifist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not related to Fool’s Paradise (painful), but let us not forget Rebel Moon. Zero character development, mashed-up line of events without any substantial depth or complexity, just soulless and flat.

    Dirk Daring
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't hate it, but it definitely cribbed heavily from Being There.

    TomCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched the trailer and it was all over the place, you could tell it was a mess.

    #17

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 The Creator. So much special effects wasted on such bad writing. And it COULD have been great. The premise was good, quite interesting. Theexecution of the story was laughable.

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    MrPractical
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, my favorite movie of the year. There are dozens of us fans! Dozens!

    Aim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked it althoguh it didnt flow that much

    Amy Joubert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found the twist in the story interesting though. The fact that A.I. doesn't want to destroy the human race and doom and gloom and all that. Different to what I excpected.

    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some movies are best when you don't think about them too much, and this is one of them. Take your mind off things and watch it, then it's a great film.

    Donald
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Consider the mediocre dribble that Disney puts out won't have a budget south of 200 million and they're spending that on already established franchises without having to actually come up with a unique story. This movie had a budget of 80 million, I thought The Creator was decent, definitely did a lot with a little.

    Becky Samuel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a bog standard "escort the saviour" movie with some half-decent pretty pictures.

    Dr.Caffeine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dystopian movies are usually like this.

    jmdirks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although not a "great" movie. I did like it.

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    #18

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 Leave the world behind- stopped watching it 20 minutes into the film. Knock at the cabin- I watched about 30 minutes into it I thought yea Oo has potential may get better nope accidentally left it running on in the background

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    Dash Junior
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved Leave the World Behind. The movie was filled with mysteries that kept me very interested. The Julia Roberts character was very annoying, because she was so bleak in her outlook. Still, I liked the movie a lot.

    Lame Llama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched it, i liked it. However, nothing really happened in the movie itself.

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    AmusedPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad ending. So lazy of the directors to make us fill in the blanks ourselves. The daughter of the house owner irritated the heck out of me. They all behaved oddly. Only the father that rented the house was believable to me.

    Ban-One
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoilers: Wasn't too happy about the ending either. If I would have had a go at an ending I might have ended it like this: Bacon, Hawke and Mahershala Ali all die in a shootout fighting over the meds. Myha'la, Charlie Evans and Roberts are hit by another sonic wave (radioactivity??) and it effects all of them, all dying over the next few days. Only the character Rose (Farrah Mackenzie) is making it. I would keep her getting into the house, eating the snacks and finding her way into the bunker, turning on "Friends". But instead of ending here, a shape/person is getting in the house, into the basement and finally the bunker where Rose is watching Friends. In a flashback it is shown that it's the person coming all the way from the shed (where he/she was sleeping in the leafs) into this building. That person closes the bunker and locks it from inside. Rose is still unaware of the visitor. Fade to black...

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    Jessica Meyer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loved the movie. Hated the ending.

    Mitchell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it had so much potential. I enjoyed it but didn’t like the ending. I think the ending was supposed to be cerebral, but I thought this could actually have been a mini series and gone further.

    Omima mimi miki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude I really liked this movie - because it was very symbolic and demonic . Anything that the Obamas produce is prob going to have some gas lighting, brain washing with subliminal messaging - so that's weird in itself. Plus anything with Ethan Hawk - is a win!

    Libstak
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, it was OTT with the exaggerated character anxieties. If I had to spend time in a room with any one of them on a good day, I would be so confused about where the heck their head is at. Julia Roberts character especially took all of 5 minutes to get on my last nerve. As to the breakdown of society? Major bombs going off all over a big city within 2 days? Yeh, we are bad but that is some over exaggeration. Finally, how does someone come across a crashed plane and not desperately hunt for survivors and then go hunting down the nearest fire department or police dept? But, no, he walks away and back at the house mentions it much later like some freaking after thought that gets hardly any reaction and no "omg, we have to tell someone". Just rubbish.

    TPWK 🩵
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that the movie had potential, however, I did not like the ending at all, and I also feel like there were a ton of build-ups just for nothing to happen. Like my entire family was on the edge of their seat watching it, but like I said, nothing ever happened!!!

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    #19

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 Lion-Girl (2023), that whole movie was like if Power Rangers had a even lower budget. I'm pretty sure that creating that movie was just an excuse to get Tori Griffith naked as much as they could (which barely helped the movie). The action scenes were bad, the special effects were bad and the story was very predictable and felt like someone took the worst manga they could find and made a script out of it.

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    Rocket Surgeon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on the picture and description here, I MUST SEE THIS MOVIE

    Scotty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never even heard of this, but now i gotta watch it.

    #20

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 Transformer: Rise of the beasts. The action wasn’t even that cool

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    DrBronxx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've lost track of these films. I think I checked out after the third one. I may have watched the Bumblebee one as well, but I'm not sure.

    Dre Mosley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The very first live action Transformers from 2007 is the only one that I've truly enjoyed.

    James Marciniak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was like that in the cartoons back in the day. An excuse to sell new toys.

    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one was good. the more there are sequels the dumber it gets

    Jessica Bertram
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The still used above shows some real sĥîț green-screen skills. Look at the feet. If the whole movie was like this....

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually enjoyed the Transformer movies, but this last one should've been baked a little longer before serving.

    Harry Wright
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a transformers. It’s going to be bad. The action was no worse than any other transformers movie.

    JayWantsACat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bumblebee film brought this franchise two steps forward and this trash brought it three steps back. The story is completely moronic (not saying much for this franchise, granted) and instead of just doing something new or for itself, it just ended being an ersatz Michael Bay film. The thing that made me shutoff was one Transformer showing up to a "secret" meeting blasting music and getting loud, getting yelled at for it, only for a loudass plane Transformer flying super low over New York City to showup to the meeting the very next scene. Screw this dumbass film.

    Jack and Coke
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, it was just OK. Once again, too many squishy moments. They need to make one with only giant alien robots fighting. That's what I want to see.

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    #21

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 I thought Expend4bles was utterly shite from start to finish, but there was a small saving grace with the choreographed fight / gun battle on the ship deck. I mean none of them are particularly noteworthy but at least the first couple were *fun*. You can sit back and watch your old action heroes hip firing a mini-gun. This was *dead*. However, a couple of weeks later I saw Sumotherhood, which is a sequel to Anuvahood. I doubt these mean anything to any non-Brits on here but they're p**s-takes of British crime dramas. What an absolute disgrace of a film, an appalling pile of wank. It followed the guise of "If I am being loud, I must be hilarious". A painful watch.

    BigBeanMarketing , Paramount Pictures UK Report

    Kian Ponda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    btw doesnt the dude on the right look like drake?

    Rob Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was being paid to watch it and I walked out after half an hour!

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    #22

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 Beau is Afraid. It's billed as an absurdist black comedy, and it is none of those things.

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    Errrm..wot?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to watch it and get back to you....

    Kate Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't seen it but a friend gave me a review because I like Joaquin Phoenix and... ugh. I'm so tired of these hipster 'too cool to make any sense' movies. I wish I had a better wording for it but there are just some movies that try too hard to be 'quirky' and 'insightful' but end up just being dumb. Thy treat the film like it's some intellectual study and it's just so forced. The Royal Tenenbaums was the high point of quirky smart movies and it's been downhill from there. I'm not even sure if this movie was supposed to be scary or funny or a drama or comedy..

    MrLoufoque
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Longest 2 and a half hours of my life.

    Linda R
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, tried to watch recently and only made it about 20 minutes before I turned it off. It was just too weird.

    Omima mimi miki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmm it had it's moments - like when he goes into the part of looking for his sons and turning old etc... that was actually very sweet - but other then that I didn't understand what the hell I was watching and why i couldn't stop watching it even though I REALLY wanted to stap watching it.

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After 20-30 minutes of this utter foolishness, I switched to another movie.

    Miki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst movie ever!

    #23

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 ‘**Good Burger 2**, hands down the worst movie I’ve watched in the last *FIVE* years.

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    Amy Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have too much love for the first one to watch this. Don't want my happy memories of Kenan and Kel sullied

    Tracy Butler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt the same and avoided it for a while. Bored and high, I turned it on and really enjoyed it. Connie Muldoon even makes an appearance! 😂

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    Dre Mosley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even know this came out.

    PeepPeep the duck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo I don’t want to hear this, I like the first one and none really does, so I guess I like the second

    BabaBizzle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kel looked like an animatronic doll. It was weird. His plastic surgery is off putting. Love kenan though.

    Jack Wheeler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ok for mindless entertainment, but the first one was better.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's nostalgic for a lot of people, but I didn't like the first one either.

    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've have missed there was an movie named 'Good Burger' at all!

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    #24

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 The Equaliser 3. Denzel Washington spends 80% of the movie sitting in a chair drinking coffee, 15% walking around an Italian village like he’s on vacation and only 5% of action scenes that made his heart rate exceed 60 BPM.

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    R F.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good flick. Why does old Denzel have to hop around to meet your expectations. Plenty of action in this flick and some real emotion. The Dakota Fanning reunion was really heartwarming and well acted.

    Pittsburgh rare
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My expectations were below zero, so no disappointment. I have to admit that the Equaliser and John Wick movies are what I use to fall asleep on the couch, so the worse, the better XD

    Kate Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. I find myself watching both series regularly and are my go-to when I'm not sure what to watch before bed. I feel like even a bad Denzel movie is leaps and bounds better than so much of the c**p that's out there. Same with Keanu. Even if it's bad you just know it's at least going to be fun to watch. Certain actors just always deliver. I think Equalizer 3 was the weakest in the series for sure, but Denzel is still such a great actor that I still enjoyed it.

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    Muhammad Fauzi Rizal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what!? r u insane? Danzel bedazzled, dude!

    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT?! This movie was excellent!! I love the whole series, but this was possibly the best of the 3! Or at least tied with the 1st.

    Robert Miller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but you're wrong . This was the best Equalizer of the three .

    Kelly Scott
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don't know why they couldn't bring back the original Equalizer. I know most of the cast are dead, but William Zabka and Keith Szarabajka are still alive and could give the show at least a little authenticity.

    Patricia Steward
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't finish Equalizer 2, so this was a nonstarter for me.

    birdhouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me sad. I haven't seen it yet but wanted too.

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    #25

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 The killer Either I didn't get it, either it was just an action movie without any action. I admit I had some expectation, David Fincher / Michael Fassbender / Tilda Swinton... Great cast and realisator. But I was bored during the movie.

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    Serial pacifist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is so flat, bland and pointless. I don’t mean to insult anyone, but this is genuinely how I saw it.

    Zaphod
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really liked this. You had to watch it like you were in the theater. No lights, big tv screen, no distractions. To say it is not an action movie is a compliment, imo.

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this movie was brilliant. After years of watching action movies, to get inside the assassin's mental and physical routine like this was practically an education. For those who haven't seen this, it's slow. More philosophical than action.

    Eastendbird
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expected to love it. Bored and underwhelmed. And I could have done without all the bloody tracks from The Smiths.

    DrBronxx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was such a let down. The very definition of something being (much) less than the sum of its parts.

    Johnnynatfan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THis movie was pretty boring and uninspired.

    Sir Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a good film. Just don’t go into it expecting John Wick.

    Donald
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched this last night, not great, not terrible but it has more potential then it showed. Shame because I like Fassbender quite a bit.

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    #26

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 Five Nights at Freddy's

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    Nikole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch “W***y’s Wonderland” with Nic Cage instead. Sure, it’s not Oscar-caliber and is an obvious ripoff of FNAF, but it’s crazy. And Cage’s character doesn’t speak a word.

    Zedrapazia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The movie was made for the fans of the game and succeeded in that. However, I strongly assume that it's quite much of a meh for most people that didn't already know the franchise

    Nano Iders
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to see it with my son (10). The theater was packed with kids around his age. All of them knew who was who in the movie. The collective gasps and awe when Springtrap finally appeared on screen was epic. What I think of the movie (passable) is irrelevant. The movie is for them, not me.

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    Blondie23
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was definately a film for the fans of the game. The merch sold like crazy but several people I work with saw it and didn't get it but I also have coworkers that played the game that said it was great. There are two more movies planned and I promise you.... the fans will love it!

    Dr.Caffeine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we all were expecting too much. I think it was okay. Definitely not what FNAF movie should've been like but it was okay.

    Mickie Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like a dumb film about silliness.

    kkathleen517
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, it wasn't that bad! I'm surprised that that stupid a*s Barbie movie isn't on here lol I think "Barbie" wins the award for movie to avoid. Wild horses couldn't drag me to that movie! Imagine wasting all that money to see that pile of poop at the theater!

    SCP 049
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screw you, the movie was awesome

    Bored Lady On The Run
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a fnaf fan, goes in long ways to enjoy every piece of scene. Fan art already made way after the movie and it's fun to have alternative interpretations.

    Whitefox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this with my niece and it was exactly what I thought it would be. Didn't love it, didn't hate it. Betting the unlimited pass to Regal has been a real boon this past year. lol

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    #27

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 Recently I happened to watch The Portable Door attracted by the interesting cast and the promise of a light, adventurous fantasy story, but I didn't enjoy it at all and regretted giving it a try. It felt like a total waste of time.

    StarlessPrincess , The Jim Henson Company Report

    Juririn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I read "adulterous" instead of "adventurous"? 🙃

    Pillowhead
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually enjoyed this one. Something simple and not over the top

    Michelle Carlson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started this but it didn't peak my interest enough to stay with it. I think I got 20 minutes in

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    #28

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 The Ritual Killer…Hulu movies like The Boston Killer and To Catch a Killer were fun Hulu surprises… the Ritual Killer was another story….

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    Cursed Starscream
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst movie i watched this year would have to be the marvels...i say this even though i enjoyed it, just compared to eveything else i watched it was pretty bad. On the other hand though, the BEST one i saw was godzilla minus one.

    Beans
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only good thing about the Marvel's is MS Marvel, they should have just given her another session of her show, which was fun

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    HTakeover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was alright. Not a good movie by any stretch but was still entertaining in a one-off way. Not worth paying for but on something like Netflix is fine.

    MrsFettesVette
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This movie was utter shite and so disappointing. Morgan Freeman just phoning it in.

    #29

    29 People Share The Worst Movies They've Watched In 2023 I didn't see many bad movies this year, and actually, I would say I only saw one. I know Its definitly not the worst movie of the year, but as far as the worst movie I saw this year go, I'd give it to Insidious: The Red Door. I was excited to see what they'd bring to the table to end that storyline, and it was so boring, unoriginal, dull, lame, poorly written and poorly paced. No hate to Patrick Wilson, I hope his next movie he directs will be great and I love him as an actor, but this was just outright bad and honestly really dissapointing. Other than Insidious, no movie I saw a movie that was "bad", and the movies I'd rank just above it get an "it's watchable" from me Thing of note: I didn't see Blood and Honey, Thanksgiving, The Nun 2, Expendables 4, Beau Is Afraid and other movies most people are commonly mentioning.

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    ThatFinnyWolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure you need to list the movies you didn't see lol

    Isaac Lynn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barbie sucked. I'm in the minority but there was no likable protagonist, the story was all over the place, the message was muddled, and why even have the Will Ferrel nonsensical part. Fast forward through most of it to get to interesting scenes that were just eh.

    Kate Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh I totally agree. Most disappointing for me for sure. I couldn't believe how they tore the characters apart and they all became so unlikable. I was thinking how much I wanted the mask face demon to just go ahead and kill them all. Can we please stop taking all the best parts of characters and destroying them for the sake of trying to make it interesting? You made me like these people over the course of 2 other films and I was rooting for them. I saw how they fought together and stayed together because they loved each other. Now you destroy that by making them all unlikable and annoying. Can we not keep some things nice? They do it in so many tv shows and movies now. If you can't write characters without eventually destroying who they are or what they're built and worked toward in order to not get boring, then you aren't a good writer.

    Amy Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was OK, unsatisfying though. Lots left unexplained and a lot of the jump scares were very predictable

    Any
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked the art. The rest was ... there.

    Wysteria_Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like they quit trying to make the films scary! They're so focused on the family angle, there's barely any jump scares or creepy tension like the first one is famous for!

    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked the red door movie. Each to their own.

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