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30 Worst Classic Album Art According To Vintage Everyday That Will Leave You Asking Why?””
They will tell you that it's all about the music. If your tunes are strong, people will come! But first impressions count too, especially back in the day when these albums where released and people often made their purchases based on what looked cool in the record shop.
None of these albums covers look cool. Surely they didn't even in the darkest days of the 70's and 80's, when fashions in clothing and facial hair were at their most questionable. These are, according to Vintage Everyday, some of the worst and creepiest examples of album cover art ever dreamed up. They are so horribly bad, they're actually good. Hilariously good! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your faves!
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#1
The Miracle At My House
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#2
Fos
#3
Dan Lenson - Barenaked Banjos
#4
Pauline And Randy - Help Me
#5
Dorothy - "Everybody's Mother" Goes Country
#6
The Sounds Of Hjs Coming
#7
De Germa's - Bananenlied
Wil Vanderheijden 7 years ago
Yes, we have no bananas today. ( That's the title of the song. Clearly that's a lie.)
#8
Ilona Staller - Ska Skatenati
#9
Olaf Sveen - Dance Party
Wil Vanderheijden 7 years ago
4 senior citizens and a wailing squeeze box. All you need for a wild dance party.
#10
Fleming Antony - Frk. Brun
#11
Jimmy Scott - Fallinf In Love Is Wonderful
Little letitia 7 years ago
Her face doesn't look like it's screaming anything. ...anymore.
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Marko Žilić 7 years ago
The OP is either high or stupid as all hell. That is an amazing cover art!
Little letitia 7 years ago
He's trying to push the other half in the fire I think! Haha
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Rich Auntie Skeleton 7 years ago
So he's listening Ray Charles' greatest hits on his own album cover?
Aaron Kara 7 years ago
Take you wine glass off Ray Charles's face! Or by the beard of Zeus at least use a coaster
Elwood Blues 7 years ago
''A Roofie? I don't know what that is, but I will try one if you say they are OK..."
Elwood Blues 7 years ago
That is the problem with women. You can't live with them, and you can't get the blood out of the carpet.
Hapee Pupee 7 years ago
You'll notice they ain't listening to Jimmy Scott; they're groovin to Ray Charles.
KT Trondsen 7 years ago
wtf....It looks like she was slipped GHB, I was shocked to see the wine glass not spilled lol
Kirsteen McDonald 7 years ago
Curious as to why he’s sitting over the corpse of the Kardashian’s Mum.
Connie Martin 7 years ago
If she tries to pick up that glass of ink like that she's gonna pour it all over herself.
Agnes Jekyll 7 years ago
with a dead woman? Or like all those Victorian paintings of dead, dying, unconscious or sleeping women.
#12
Romark - Relax... You're Going To Lose Weight
Abbey Impson 7 years ago
because he is gonna scare the sh*t out of you when he comes to life and night and creeps in to your room
#13
Vicki Jamison - He's More Than Enough
#14
Danny Boy - Twist
Aaron Kara 7 years ago
Ah yes, that was the time the KKK got a red sock mixed in with their hoods when doing a load of washing
#15
Ronald Coyne - When God Smiled On
Wil Vanderheijden 7 years ago
And thought: Where the f*ck did my carefully designed system of evolution go wrong?
#16
Craig Douglas - Cuddle Up With Craig
#17
Aaron - Miten Ois?
#18
Holland Trio - Now Let Us Thank Him
#19
Catui - Irmao De Cor
#20
Nancy Harmon's - Double Portion
#21
Simple Man - Cuby+blizzards
Wil Vanderheijden 7 years ago
Dutch Blues band from the sixties and seventies. Great music, lousy covers.
#22
Teenager-Party
#23
Bell - Do You Ever Get Lonely
#24
Housewives' Playtime
#25
Paul Pincus And His Orchestra
#26
Strech Forth Thy Hand
#27
Frank Crumit - Song Of The Prune
#28
The Happy Three - Answering Your Request
stellermatt 7 years ago
dude on the right looks like he just remembered he's left a fire unattended...
#29
Mallet Mischief
#30
Worst Classic Vinyl Album Cover Art
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What do you think ?
João Ferreira 7 years ago
Yes, but would you celebrate hitting gold by releasing an album with this cover? CID-5b7d53...d172bb.jpg 
Wiggity 7 years ago
Zip Zap Rap...........a timeless classic from Devastatin' Dave. dave-5b7d4...299c40.jpg 
TheDivineMs.M 7 years ago
I want to hear what a lot of these sound like.... I'm sure the music is as awful as the cover art
r3dd3v1lL 7 years ago
Manowar's Into Glory Ride was pretty bad as well. manowar-in...212212.jpg 
Jon Parker 7 years ago
"Music today sucks!" Yeah, let's go back to the days of "Barenaked Banjos" and "Song of a Prune," you know, the good old days of music.
Zenozenobee 7 years ago
Thanks Bored Panda, I really need a laught and thanks to that trend and all the "nasty" comment, I'm just sheding tears. You're just perfect!
Alexandra Sedan 7 years ago
FIRST , don't judge a book by it's cover SECOND , maybe it's just me but you presented alot of christian bands (they don't really care that much about looks , so waste of time for this article) and left out some preety funny other album covers that are by faaaar more funny .... just my humble opinion
Miss Cris 7 years ago
If it's SECOND, christian bands!!! Oh, god, then FIRST is true: don't listen to them, they'll be even worst!
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Rob Chapman 7 years ago
Not that life was so ugly, it's just that musical acts didn't need to look like models or porn stars to sell an album
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MN Free Spirit 7 years ago
This is one of my favorite posts.Not only are the album cover funny, the comments are even funnier. Nice job fellow pandas😊
João Ferreira 7 years ago
Yes, but would you celebrate hitting gold by releasing an album with this cover? CID-5b7d53...d172bb.jpg
Wiggity 7 years ago
Zip Zap Rap...........a timeless classic from Devastatin' Dave. dave-5b7d4...299c40.jpg
TheDivineMs.M 7 years ago
I want to hear what a lot of these sound like.... I'm sure the music is as awful as the cover art
r3dd3v1lL 7 years ago
Manowar's Into Glory Ride was pretty bad as well. manowar-in...212212.jpg
Jon Parker 7 years ago
"Music today sucks!" Yeah, let's go back to the days of "Barenaked Banjos" and "Song of a Prune," you know, the good old days of music.
Zenozenobee 7 years ago
Thanks Bored Panda, I really need a laught and thanks to that trend and all the "nasty" comment, I'm just sheding tears. You're just perfect!
Alexandra Sedan 7 years ago
FIRST , don't judge a book by it's cover SECOND , maybe it's just me but you presented alot of christian bands (they don't really care that much about looks , so waste of time for this article) and left out some preety funny other album covers that are by faaaar more funny .... just my humble opinion
Miss Cris 7 years ago
If it's SECOND, christian bands!!! Oh, god, then FIRST is true: don't listen to them, they'll be even worst!
Load More Replies... Rob Chapman 7 years ago
Not that life was so ugly, it's just that musical acts didn't need to look like models or porn stars to sell an album
Load More Replies... MN Free Spirit 7 years ago
This is one of my favorite posts.Not only are the album cover funny, the comments are even funnier. Nice job fellow pandas😊
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