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Everyone who has owned a car knows how reliable it is to break down. How stubborn it is in its own special way.
The good thing is that with time comes nostalgia, and nostalgia can fix memories that have been bugging us for a very long time, allowing us to laugh at wedding disasters, beach fails, and even all the annoying car issues we've been through.
For the newest "Hashtags" segment on The Tonight Show, its host Jimmy Fallon asked his viewers to share their worst car stories, and it was just like always: people responded to the prompt on Twitter, the showrunners picked the funniest entries and they got a feature on live television. And, just like every time, they were hilariously entertaining, too.
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According to experts, taking care of your car starts with three rudimentary things you should be doing every other fill-up to ensure it stays in tip-top shape.
First, clean the windshield. A dirty, bug-splattered windshield is a safety hazard (it obscures your view of the road), so give it a regular cleaning. Using the spongy part of the gas station squeegee, soak the whole windshield with the cleaning fluid. Then pull the squeegee tightly from the middle of the windshield to the sides, finishing off the remaining streaks by pulling it top to bottom. If your headlights are dirty, give them a squeegeeing too.
Next, check tire pressure. Maintaining this department will keep you safe and even save you a little money. Improperly inflated tires — and this means both over-inflated and under-inflated — don't handle or stop as well as tires with the correct pressure, and they are more likely to suffer a blowout. Plus, tires with the correct pressure last longer and increase your fuel efficiency, even if very slightly.
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Lastly, check the oil level and top off as needed. Motor oil is your car's blood and is essential to its performance. It lubricates all the moving parts in your engine so they don't grind and tear themselves into a disaster. It also transfers heat away from the combustion cycle and traps and holds all the nasty byproducts of combustion, sending it to the oil filter. If your engine doesn't have enough oil, your car is at great risk.
To ensure your car always has enough oil, you simply need to keep regularly checking it. Your owner's manual might recommend that you do this at every gas fill-up but every other is usually sufficient.
Checking your car's oil level is very easy. All you need is a clean paper towel, adequate light, and a few minutes. But before you start, make sure your car is on level ground so you get an accurate reading. Then, locate your engine's dipstick (it typically has an image of an oil can or just says "OIL"). Pull out the dipstick. No laughing. Wipe it clean with a paper towel (gas stations sometimes have them available near the pumps). Put the dipstick back, making sure it goes all the way in. Pull the dipstick out again, (don't turn it upside down to look at it—this makes the oil run upward and ruins your reading). It will have two marks at the bottom. The oil level can be read by looking where the oily part ends and the dry part begins: if the oil line is between the two marks, you’re good to go. If it’s below the bottom mark, you need to add some more oil. But never add more than a quart at once without driving and taking a new reading of the oil level. Too much oil isn't good for the engine too.
All you need to do now is follow the maintenance schedule suggested in your vehicle's owner's manual, keep the car clean and it won't break down. Much.
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Linus Nilsson 4 years ago
And here I live in Sweden were cars would be illegal to drive long before reaching this state
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Dan Buczynski 4 years ago
You're a boss. I got driven to a party once in a hearse and I felt like a super badass the whole night.
Hugh Cookson 4 years ago
That is BRILLIANT !! I had a friend who converted a Volvo hearse into a camper wagon many years ago and painted it in rainbow colours (actually invited us over to his place, got us all drunk and issued us with spray paint, enamel paint and brushes ... bloody good party even though many of us took weeks to remove ingrained paint from places that paint shouldn't have been..... ). As an aside, apart from that, the only other time I had dealings with a hearse was in Worthing (UK), when my Bond Bug 3 wheeler (I'll post a pic, but best you Google it) wouldn't start and I got a jump start from a nice man with a coffin in the back of his car ..... Once got a jump start on the side of the M20 on New Years Day from a nice man in a Model T Ford as well - happy days ! bug-60181c...ae7b13.jpg 
InfectedVoice 4 years ago
Love this and would happily do up the outside a bit and drive around in it.
Laura Waddell 4 years ago
I wanted to buy a used '66 Caddie Hearse when I was 20 & still living at home with my mom. When I told her about it, she said absolutely no way would she allow me to park it in our driveway and/or on the street in front of our house. I was told if I bought it to move out. I was working full time & a full time college student at the time. I did not want to take on the responsibility of renting a place on my own, so I passed on the Hearse. Still one of my life's greatest regrets over 30 years later 😭
Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago
It's truly terrible when classics like this fall into the hands of people who don't want to learn how to restore/maintain them. All new drivers should be issued a Yugo.
Joshua Topash 4 years ago (edited)
And here we find the one person taking this post seriously XD.
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PikachuTwoKing 4 years ago
At least it looks good. That one looks like it is only good as a decoration lol.
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No you didn't 4 years ago (edited)
Apparently you should have held the beams midway between high and regular 🤷♀️
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 4 years ago
Those are the inconspicuous cars that drug mules like... Did you check all the hidden panels?
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Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Not that strange really. I've had a car drive (at say 5MPH) over my foot and it doesn't hurt; the suspension and tires spread the weight. The flatter the object the lesser the impact.
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Rose the Cook 4 years ago
Who installed it without sealing it? I would have gone back and told them to do it properly or else you could have just bought a tube of sealant and done it yourself, it isn't hard.
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okpkpkp 4 years ago
I had a 1962 Ford Galaxie 500 convertible top with no reverse. The car weighed 3 tons or so it felt when I had to push it. (I just looked it up. Almost 2 tons, lol) Fortunately for me, gasoline was only $0.32 cents a gallon so I could drive around to look for that perfect parking spot.
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Not that hard. The cassette recorder got more or less power depending on the speed. So it either was the battery or the alternator at fault.
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MRSS 4 years ago
Well Ford can't make a door latch to save it's life. Started from day one and still can't perfect it. There are so many recalls for door latches on such a wide range in years, makes, and model's. It will absolutely blow your freaking mind how many door latch recall parts I have in my parts room. And supplements recalls (revised parts or updated inspections) for latches and rods and plates. Mind blowing!!!!
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 4 years ago
You just described my first BRAND NEW car off the lot. The $4995 Hyundai Excel. The big selling feature was that the rear window defroster was included in the base package. Ran mine through 170K miles then sold it to my mechanic.
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Tiger Pearl 4 years ago
And someone’s dad from another post put an engine in it for her... and the cycle repeated itself!
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 4 years ago
Ahhhh.... The Vega.... Aluminum block... That way there wasn't too much weight to move the thing. If it had been a stainless steel block, she'd have been lucky to pass 30MPH.
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 4 years ago
Push starting a manual transmission when the battery is dead.... So many experiences that the new generations will never have.
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Crescent Dragonwagon 4 years ago
My first car was a 4 door green Peugeot 204 that had been in some kind of horrible accident which left just an open space below the trunk. No big problem... I just hung a "Space for Rent" sign in it and received lots of smiles. I loved that little car.
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Melissa Powell 4 years ago
I can drive a car with a manual transmission. Many many family members cannot. I wanted a manual transmission when I wanted a RAV4. Got the RAV4 but automatic. Almost impossible to find a manual transmission anymore. Cannot pay big bucks.
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Aileen Grist 4 years ago
Mine was the opposite way around. Full key for the door and half key for the ignition - no-one could use a spare key to start it.
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Christina B 4 years ago
why not just roll down the driver side window instead of taking the top down?
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Aileen Grist 4 years ago
I used to carry a hammer - when I switched my mini on sometimes it would just click and it meant that the starter motor was jammed, so I would hit it with the hammer. If the weather was really bad it would sometimes start if you slammed both doors at the same time.
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Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago
I had the same car... engine the size of a loaf of bread, go about 65 miles to the gallon, leaked like a sieve, the glow plugs never worked and you could never cold start it. Some days I'd have a neighbor push me down the street so I could pop start it. It was a mud brown with tan interior, no A/C. I put 268K on it before the floors rusted out on it.
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2WheelTravlr 4 years ago
Wait...you couldn't see so you...kept driving? The accident was deemed your fault because it was your fault. You're very lucky you didn't hit oncoming traffic.
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Gin. No tonic 4 years ago
I think you were using your phone while driving. That's even worse than what the car might have done.
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Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
My first car after my divorce was a 78 Toyota Corolla. I had almost no money, so had to pick the cheapest car on the lot - which was stickshift. After all the papers were signed, the salesman took me out on the residential streets behind the dealership and taught me how to drive it. After about 30 minutes, I headed home across downtown Little Rock during rush hour. Only stalled it once - in a left turn lane at THE busiest intersection in the city - through two light changes - on a slight rise. Had that car for 17+ years, 56K miles.
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Caffeine72 4 years ago
I had an '81 Toyota Corolla fastback in high school. It had a really sticky choke and would randomly stall out at red lights. I kept a screwdriver and can of choke cleaner in the passenger seat and could jump out, pop the hood, open the carburetor, spray and pop the choke, close everything up, and get back moving in a minute or less. Also, if you turned the radio on it would make a horrible buzzing sound and then kill the electrics.
Tamera Gardner 4 years ago
My sister used to have to crawl into her mint green Gremlin from the back hatch.
Kimzi ZiCeta 4 years ago
When I moved to South Florida where it liked to rain at some point almost daily, I had a 1980-something brown Corolla that had a leaky sunroof inly when I made a left turn. I had to cover my car seat with a garbage bag and change out beach towels every couple of days and every time I turned left, I had to lean up on the steering wheel as far as I could to try to avoid getting a stream of water down my back. Always wondered how my position appeared to fellow drivers.
Ann Abdelzaher 4 years ago
I think my worst car was just cursed. When my Taraus Sedan seemed to be on it's last legs I traded it in on a Green Taurus wagon. the wagon was about 4 years newer but not new by any means. When I bought it the dealer said there was a power steering leak but to bring it back the next week and they would fix it. well the leak was AWFUL. During the week I had it before they fixed it I went through 3 bottles of power steering fluid. But that is not why it was cursed... 3 months after I got it I am sitting waiting to turn into work.. not a very busy area but the traffic wass faairly steady when work let out. Sitting waiting to turn left with turn signal on when I get slammed from behind... Mind you this is a huge dark green station wagon (called Hulk) and this little 87 VW Jetta slams into the back of me. Just dented my bumper... 6 months later car is hit parked in a hotel parking lot... 6 months after that I was rear-ended while waiting at a traffic light...that time they totalled it.
Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago
Not my story, but my 8th grade history teacher's: His old car was an ugly shade of yellow, the radio would occasionally switch to Spanish, sometimes the front seat randomly went down, three of the doors would freeze shut in winter, and it always smelled terrible. I don't think this is a complete list.
Caffeine72 4 years ago
I had an '81 Toyota Corolla fastback in high school. It had a really sticky choke and would randomly stall out at red lights. I kept a screwdriver and can of choke cleaner in the passenger seat and could jump out, pop the hood, open the carburetor, spray and pop the choke, close everything up, and get back moving in a minute or less. Also, if you turned the radio on it would make a horrible buzzing sound and then kill the electrics.
Tamera Gardner 4 years ago
My sister used to have to crawl into her mint green Gremlin from the back hatch.
Kimzi ZiCeta 4 years ago
When I moved to South Florida where it liked to rain at some point almost daily, I had a 1980-something brown Corolla that had a leaky sunroof inly when I made a left turn. I had to cover my car seat with a garbage bag and change out beach towels every couple of days and every time I turned left, I had to lean up on the steering wheel as far as I could to try to avoid getting a stream of water down my back. Always wondered how my position appeared to fellow drivers.
Ann Abdelzaher 4 years ago
I think my worst car was just cursed. When my Taraus Sedan seemed to be on it's last legs I traded it in on a Green Taurus wagon. the wagon was about 4 years newer but not new by any means. When I bought it the dealer said there was a power steering leak but to bring it back the next week and they would fix it. well the leak was AWFUL. During the week I had it before they fixed it I went through 3 bottles of power steering fluid. But that is not why it was cursed... 3 months after I got it I am sitting waiting to turn into work.. not a very busy area but the traffic wass faairly steady when work let out. Sitting waiting to turn left with turn signal on when I get slammed from behind... Mind you this is a huge dark green station wagon (called Hulk) and this little 87 VW Jetta slams into the back of me. Just dented my bumper... 6 months later car is hit parked in a hotel parking lot... 6 months after that I was rear-ended while waiting at a traffic light...that time they totalled it.
Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago
Not my story, but my 8th grade history teacher's: His old car was an ugly shade of yellow, the radio would occasionally switch to Spanish, sometimes the front seat randomly went down, three of the doors would freeze shut in winter, and it always smelled terrible. I don't think this is a complete list.
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