Netizens Enumerate 30 Things That Are Way Worse Than Stepping On A Lego

They understand :)

I kind of think they do get it but I feel exactly the same way

When I've stopped shaking

I have a cat named Belle too, and I feel VERY bad when I accidentally step on her tail and even act dramatic about it!

You know the scene from 'the shining' with the lift and the blood?

Often times when a menstruating woman sneezes, the pressure can cause large amounts of material to rapidly exit her body in such a way that her hygiene products cannot possibly contain causing a mess. For some reason women also seem about 99% more likely to sneeze during this time than any other. Thank you for asking.

May I just point out that you actually asked for an explanation instead of just going on your way. We need more people without uterus like you

So it feels like you just dropped a bomb and you gotta sit in that s**t till you can go to the restroom and you gotta hope it didn’t get on your pants

and it releases a flood down there :(

Oh man. So there's just sneezing and the mess of blood and tissue shoots out and it looks like someone was murdered in your underwear. But worse is when you're wearing a tampon. So tampons have to be inserted a certain way and a certain depth in order to not feel them and to not be uncomfortable. If you sneeze, the pressure pushes it down and sometimes out in a very painful -and often messy- way. If you're sitting there's nowhere for it to go, so just sits at your vagina opening. Sometimes it bends a bit. Imagine something violently turning sideways in your a*s and how painful that would be. And you're stuck on a bus or somewhere you can't go to a bathroom and just pull it out. Plus the clean up can be ridiculous.

Uterus-haver here: Imagine sneezing, right, and then it feels like you just pissed yourself with no warning except it's red and other people can see it.

Yeah

Sneezing = pressure. Since we're already bloated (also equaling pressure) the sneeze does one of two things (or both). Either expels more blood in a "gushing" kind of way orrr if you're older and have had kids, it makes you tinkle a little. Either way it sucks horribly.

Tampon slides down/out from all the pressure at once.

Best analogy I can think of is having a really bad bout of diarrhoea and suddenly coughing/sneezing. It’s gonna be messy.

Like sneezing when you really need a poo and you **** yourself

It feels like blood is flying out of me at 2000mph 😁🙂😢😭

Atchiu *feels like a legit flood warning might happen*

Oh God, the gush is real.

The blood shoots out of you and you can feel it like the worst thing in the world

*splurt* from the nether regions

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Pick one - menstruating + sneezing = 1. ingrown toenail; 2. insomnia; 3. halitosis; 4. painful hair, or 5. a gush. What does your common sense tell you?

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Don't have one either but it was obvious what they ment.

And sometimes the simple act of standing after sitting for a minute or two. Good times.

I just had a bronchitis and was on my period. Fun days...

or sneezing after giving birth - don't even have to be on my period to hate sneezing. Tip is to sneeze to the side and contract all the muscle before sneezing.

Done this before,on both lip and cheek. Twice within minutes...bonus points if you're eating something spicy when it happens.

Biting my finger while eating 🤌 How stupid am I🙄

Can Confirm!

Yes it like because you took a bite outta of your cheek. It wants another piece and your like wtf is wrong with me!

This is why I dont chew gum anymore.

Yeah, this never happens only once in a sitting. **sigh**

Well, there was that time when our refrigerator died and the floor was covered with refrigerator pee...

Not if you're a woman and you live alone. :-)

Or just any hard floor when you have a puppy or a senior animal with poor bladder control

Oi. This. Two, no three brothers now (seeing as the newest bro was just adopted <3), two dogs and two cats, I'm wary of any wet on my socks. Straight to the laundry for them and I'll just get new socks out😅

The temperature of the vomit doesn't really make a difference, does it?

I have done this six times (to date). It doesn't hurt as much after the 4th time. Maybe the nerves are too damaged? But my bones break easily...

😱

I went into my bedroom fast one day, late for something, and my foot caught the corner of my bed. My little toe went left, the rest went right. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! Emergency room told me it was broken, nothing to do but tape it to the next one until it was healed.

I managed to crack two of the three bones in my pinky toe. Because of the lovely Dr who cut out the head of the bone adjoining the three bones of the toe in a surgery years before for no reason, my toe bones were just kinda free floating in there. With no support it took a year and a half to finally stop hurting.