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The chances are that everyone has heard about the “lifetime supply” shenanigan at least once in their existence – a promotion that invites clientele in by promising to shower the winner with company goods that’ll cover their whole course of life. Sounds like a dream, no?

Winning a lifetime supply of anything, be it chocolate, toilet paper, or even something unexciting like paper clips, would be incredibly thrilling. However, most of us have never experienced such a win and have nothing but our imagination, but worry no more – this online user has got you covered.

“Redditors who’ve won a ‘lifetime supply’ contest: how did you win? and how is it going?” – this netizen turned to one of Reddit’s most informative and thought-provoking communities to find out how winning a lifetime supply of something has worked out for the winners and whether it was just as magical as we all imagine it to be. The post has managed to receive nearly 26K upvotes and 17.6K worth of stories exposing the phenomenon.

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35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them This was in the 90s, my Granddad won a lifetime supply of Reader's Digest. He was the only doctor in a small village in India (population < 1000). He started stacking them up in his clinic, and the village kids would randomly browse through them. As long as there wasn't a rush or they weren't being loud, my Granddad would let them sit there for as long as they wanted. I spent my summer vacations in the village with my grandparents. (My parents had moved to a nearby city long before I was born) And so it happened that every summer I'd come to the village to find my rural friends speak better English than anyone else in the village - and in some cases better than my English-school educated city friends - and sharing jokes from the "Life's like that" and "Laughter is the best medicine" sections. Everytime I think back on it, I feel happy and proud of my granddad.

In_Plain_English , Mohd Fazlin Mohd Effendy Ooi Report

Vicky Verz
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your granddad is the hero we all need to be

Mozzarella
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, has anyone noticed how many good commenters on Bp who also happen to be named Vicky? I dunno it’s just something that has hit me over the time I’ve been on here

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Who Panda 420
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would always skip to the laughter is the best medicine section

Java Addict
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I loved those when I was a kid

glowworm2
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grandpa used his newfound “wealth” wisely.

I dont know you!
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Original little free library. Love it!

Put Sully
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He is literally a hero....just like me

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    #2

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them When I was a kid I won 2 free Blockbuster rentals a month for life. Was awsome for a while now it's not going so well....

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    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that prize didn't age so well

    Aubrie Allen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's still one in Bend, Oregon I believe.

    ArbysKnight
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. There's a a Netflix doc about that store titled "The Last Blockbuster." I wonder if they would honor that contest

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    #3

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them obligatory not me but a friend. a friend of mine won a lifetime supply of pizza from pizza hut. they calculated his age, the average pizzas a person consumes per year, did some mathemagical calculation and fed ex'd him a check for $37,000. In my book he won.

    xEvil_Tac0x , Javier Aroche Report

    Lazy Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's *way* better than having to eat Pizza Hut every week for your lifetime.

    DPNY 53
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad they didn't do that for the blockbuster guy (before they went belly up!).

    Nunya Bidnits
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet they didn't factor in the price if Pizza Hut in 2022!

    L hill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now he can buy a house!!

    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He Lost if it doesn't take inflation into account. A Large Pizza where I live costs between £22 and £25, That same pizza was a 'Medium' when I was a teenager and cost about £7-10.

    Lyyyy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he could invest the money, and make more money that way…

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    #4

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them When I was in college a guy in my fraternity was featured in a Nike running commercial. He was paid a fixed amount and they would randomly send him shoes throughout the 2 years I knew him. After he graduated shoes still showed up at the house every quarter until I graduated. The funny part of the story is that he was on the University cross country team (D1) and when he signed the paperwork it voided his scholarship. The coach calls him in his office and berates him for a half hour on how he "f****d up his scholarship." His response was priceless: "I have 4 more semesters and Nike paid me enough to cover in-State tuition for that time. Also, I hate running, but am good enough to have gotten a scholarship. Now I have school paid for and will never run again. Good luck to you all though."

    anon , Warren R.M. Stuart Report

    Hugendubel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and someone else can have that scholarship-why not

    Pandaroo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do American universities give scholarships to people who can run or throw balls well? Do they give scholarships for people who are good at other things?

    John Dilligaf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as in most things in the USA it comes back to money. Sports brings in an absurd amount of money to US universities and colleges. Winning at those sports brings in even more money. So giving a scholarship to someone who can run or throw a ball really well is a good investment on the part of the school, since that person may lead to the school having a winning sport season and the money rolling in. To bad the same philosophy doesn't extend to people learning to be doctors, engineers, teachers, artists, etc. But there's no money in that.

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    Bored puppy dog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pal works for Nike. We always got tons of free shoes, samples, one-offs.... it was great

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    #5

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them A friend of mine won lifetime Sonic on a radio contest. Every month he gets a Sonic gift card for $200 and he takes everyone up there for a free meal and spends the rest buying random peoples' meals.

    pgirl30 , Mike MozartFollow Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's nice, I'm glad the way he uses it, especially if he helps those in need.

    LH25
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $200 a month is a LOT! Cool that he uses it as he does.

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love this. Addicted to their breakfast burritos!

    Mozzarella
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who has never heard of sonic? I was reading this and just thought it was a game shop or something, but then I read “free meal” and I was very confused.

    Daycare Attendant Sun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen a Sonic like that before. I don't eat fast food, but do they also have an inside?

    ._.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family dosent go to Sonic; it's the perfect place for a drug deal. Two people just pull up next to each other, and pass the stuff through the window. :/

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    #6

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them I won a lifetime supply of coffee beans for having guessed how many beans were in the tall glass jar during a competition. They arrive faster than I can use them, but the beans are high quality and make fun gifts for friends who like to grind & brew.

    Back2Bach , olle svensson Report

    Steve BlackWolf B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone is full of Beans! Get the mask!

    Kathy Kitsune
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He bean very nice to everyone with these gifts

    Sean Sean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have too many, grind them up and use them in your garden or flowerbeds.

    #7

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them We had to write a one page essay on anything one year in class and my friend wrote about how he loved paprika as a F**k you to the teacher. She mailed it to some spice company and now they send him a jar a month and he hates it.

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    Vicky Verz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teacher had the last laugh.

    Sarah Gerber
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use paprika often, but that is a lot. I would donate to food banks. People will appreciate a jar every so often.

    Zack Podany
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time someone wants to maliciously praise paprika, feel free to slap my name on it.

    kjorn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i laugh too hard at this

    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, this one's hilarious!

    Night Owl
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I love the teacher. He should donate them to a food bank or something if he doesn't want them

    Daycare Attendant Sun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she donate it to a soup kitchen or anything? Food Bank? That's what I'd do.

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    #8

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them My wife won a "lifetime supply" of pet food for our cat. They didn't even bother sending product, they just tacked another few thousand dollars onto the $10k cash prize. That was a nice little windfall. The only weird thing was that it was paid as a stack of maxed out Visa gift cards. You can't really pay things like mortgages and credit card bills with what amounts to a credit card, so we ended up using the gift cards for things like groceries. It's pretty amazing how far your paycheck goes when your bill for food and incidentals is effectively zero.

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    BlackestDawn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fully understand giving a lump sum of money instead of products since pets (especially cats) can be picky about what food they eat. Now paying it out as Visa gift cards is just bonkers.

    oktopus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet there's some tax advantage for the company doing it that way,

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly why I like gift cards for certain shops that sell groceries as well as clothes and other gift items. Nothing you like for a gift, spend the voucher on groceries and then buy what you want elsewhere with the money you saved.

    gk sutto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They mean the max amount of money you can load onto those cards, rather than just one card (or check) for the total value. Many, many hundred dollar cards to keep track of.

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    #9

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them I won a lifetime supply of KY Jelly, so far it's going smoothly.

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    Tessb90
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they calculate the quantity needed based upon looks, personality, or both?

    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for the succinct and effective update.

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    #10

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them Not so much won, but my mother in law has free broadband for life. Company needed to run a line through her garden, MIL says sure, but I want free internet forever, hasn't paid a cent in two years and the disruption to the back garden was minimal and easily fixed.

    Wesley_Skypes , anna carol Report

    Night Owl
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I wish something like that would happen to me. Now I jealous. Smart woman. I hope she got that in writing too

    #11

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them I won a lifetime supply of Vegemite. It was only 2 jars

    IVTD4KDS , Mai Le Report

    Tessb90
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to account for when the jar needs replacing because some heathen in the house can't refrain from getting butter and toast crumbs in it every single time they use it.

    John Carr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I use two or even three knives when using Marmite (way better than Vegemite!)

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    kasa alex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And hasn't even cracked the second jar yet

    Nunya Bidnits
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's two more than I'd ever need...

    Natalie Hummel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the most jars the average person can stomach.

    Barbara Skolly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can say 1 jar would last me my whole life. I may have picked up a few things living in PNG but not a love for vegemite

    Joe Marsee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but how big were those jars?

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    #12

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them When I was little, I won a lifetime supply of apples by correctly guessing how many were in a barrel. There were 110 and I guessed 109. The prize was 110 apples at a time each month. It was insane. After the first delivery, my parents begged them to stop. It's impossible for a family of three to go through 110 apples before they rot and our neighbors stopped answering the door when they saw my parents standing there with bags of apples.

    Explain_To_The_Geeks , Neil Tackaberry Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not donate them to a homeless shelter or food bank etc.

    RMA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a lot of fruit trees - plums, pears, apples - and we can’t get rid of them. We have tried churches, charities, shelters, you name it.

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    Lonely Tentacle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starting a small business with apple-based products (e.g. jam, sauce, cider, apple-scented things, anything, really) would utilize those apples nicely and cut down on the business's expenses.

    LandAhoy (she/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Around one apple each per person every day of the month would use them all up. Perhaps this family don't really like apples after all...

    Jayne Kyra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP´s comment that should have been included: We managed to use almost all of the first delivery out of sheer desperation and likely Catholic guilt so nothing was wasted. The apple-pushers were apparently not very understanding that my parents didn't want over 1,300 apples a year, but in the end we were able to stop the madness. I feel safe in assuming my parents would have found a suitable donation situation in the event that our kitchen was forcibly turned into an orchard once a month.

    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP was not hungry for apples.

    Doug the Special one
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not make the devils brew (cider to the uneducated).

    Maruša Otolani
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo give them to my mom, she can finish them monthly all by herself 🤣 she is 24/7 walking aroung with apple in her mouth

    Rick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of Fruit of the Month club from Everybody Loves Raymond https://youtu.be/MNfV9FU9A-I

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    #13

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them Our elderly neighbours won a lifetime supply of Snickers. We have a very large family (parents plus 10 kids) and the summer I was 7 my father was injured at work. While waiting on workers comp to be paid, our electric, water, and gas was all shut off. Our neighbours ran a hose to our backyard for water, an extension cord for a microwave, and gave us dozens of cases of Snickers. We lived the entire summer on candy bars and ramen. I can't stand the stuff now.

    Zephyr1888 , Mike Mozart Report

    Pterodactyl in Disguise
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love snickers, one of my go to choices for candy, (if I can’t have any good chocolate)

    Lazy Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad story but generous neighbors.

    pat hayes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what wonderful neighbors!😀

    Wang Zhuang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also love Snickers, but I can imagine getting tired of it too if I ate them every day

    Trinity
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more of a dark chocolate and mint, Turkish Delight and Cherry Ripe kind of woman, so Snickers is more of a joke material than a delicious treat, to me.

    Natalie Hummel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was nice of his elderly neighbors to do that.

    Phil Tune
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, I would have loved that. Was my all time favorite candy bar until we found out my son's allergic to peanuts

    Jonathan Labelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXizLog2hms&ab_channel=SuperBowlXLIX

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    #14

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them I'm really into competitions, and although I've never won a lifetime supply of anything I've won a years worth of cheese. Twice. The first time was 12 vouchers but for the second one they actually send me two massive f**k-off cheese wheels, they were like 25lb each. I cut them up and filled my fridge and freezer (and the fridge and freezers of my friends) with cheese. It actually froze/defrosted really well, I'll be eating that cheese for ages.

    anon , Dennis Yang Report

    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am extremely jealous of your cheese wheels

    Gary Davidson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it came with a lifetime supply of Metamucil! LMAO!

    Rob Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a college lecturer, I got to my studio by walking past the back of the canteen. At the beginning of each term a block of cheese about the size of a tea chest would appear. As term progressed this would get smaller and smaller. It reminded me a bit of that 1960 film The Time Machine!

    ._.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think 'ages' was intentional? ('Cause aged cheese.)

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    #15

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them My aunt won a lifetime supply of rice-a-roni from 'The Price is Right'. She used to get them faster than she can use them, but now (understandably) she is sick of it so she just stockpiles them in her rice-a-roni closet and donates hundreds of boxes of them at a time. yes. she has a full closet of rice-a-roni. The neighborhood kids love her.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that episode from King of Queens when Arthur was contesting that they never gave him is rice-a-roni prize.

    Jamal Vasquez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same exact thing! At first I thought, they stoled it from the show. It sounded way too familiar. I'm a HUGE King of Queens fan btw!

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    Eliza May
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'The San Francisco treat!' 🎵

    #16

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them I won a lifetime supply of sadness at the ripe old age of birth.

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    Danielle Ocasio Fast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get the sadness, you get the sadness, you All get the sadness!!! (In Oprah's voice)

    Aubrie Allen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine came with lots of free stress as well!

    DC
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my ... me too. But I won a cat's lifetime supply of love, cuddling, scratches and biting just 1.5 years ago. I'm kinda satisfied...

    Bored puppy dog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winner for most accurate description of the booby prize we all got

    Inash
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hang in there .. things will get better dears ..

    Gigantor the Bog Monster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are choosing sadness then that is what you are going to get. Only YOU are responsible for you you feel.

    Darian Starfrog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol.. you used it wrong! Ya sposed to flip it! ..turning ya frowns upside down! A positive attitude wins everytime..and if it don't..ya still smilin'!

    Put Sully
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I won a lifetime supply of stupidity & I enjoy my stupidity in living life 😌🤩

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    #17

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them Won a lifetime supply of knives. I guessed correctly how many sheets of paper the knife could stab through. After I broke the first two, I was told my third was my last one. Apparently the knives were supposed to last a lifetime.

    Lord_Of_the_Strings , William Ross Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they are supposed to last a lifetime they should have a lifetime or at least a very long warranty. Could have possibly sent them off to be repaired or replaced.

    Tessb90
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be terrified of using one they repaired if the new ones are that poorly made...

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    Kita Me
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But 'lasting a lifetime' and being 'supplied for a lifetime' are two different things imo...

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    #18

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them Dominos Pizza at a raffle. It was a "lifetime supply" Basically was a book with 4 tear out coupons a month for like 20 years. Used it maybe a dozen times. After about 2 years I tried to use it and it becomes such a pain, nobody knows what to do, the computer won't take it, they have to call corporate support # on the ticket. Takes like 30 minutes on the phone to order shitty pizza for free. So basically it will never be used. Edit: good lord my box exploded. I'll answer a few of the common theme questions here so the fire crew can get a handle on the inbox. 1. Yes I still have it (I think... 95% sure) 2. No I won't give it to you. 3. Random Acts of pizza, I will look into doing this if I can. I like this Idea. 4. Not sure if they are transferable I'm pretty sure there is no designation to just me, 5. They are all dated, 52 coupons a year. They can only be used on that specific week for the year. If you don't use a coupon in that week it's expired. 6. Yes I know there are worse pizza's out there, and there probably is tasty pizzas at Domino. I had actually forgotten about it for almost a year till I saw this thread. 7. I got it when I was in college. So about 1999/2000, so we are coming to the end. 8. Thinking about it, I probably actually used more then I thought when I was younger and poor. Maybe 30-40 times total in the 16-17 years. But I don't think I've used it once in the last 5. Edit Edit: Today I discovered not cashing in on free pizza ranks up there with loving Nazi's. Update 8/25/2016: I did find it, and I gave it to a neighbor with a teenage boy that's having a rough time right now. She did use it and they did take it. Update 8/30/16: I still can't believe the continuing response to this and how many people want to know how this is turning out, so question answering time part duex. 1. The neighbor I gave this to has used this at least twice now. Domino's couldn't figure out how to use it when she called and order in but had no problems processing it when she did a pickup at the store. 2. There is no name on the coupon's so as of yet nobody has questioned her on it. I doubt they would at this point and risk offending all of Reddit. 3. Her son counted the missing coupons at around 120. I don't remember ever using that many however maybe I did, or more likaly probably gave them away. It has been a LOOONNGGG time. 4. The Last coupon is dated for the final week of December 2018, which means I actually got it in 1998 which would mean I was still in High school. Maybe I was. I do remember most of the time I used it was at LAN Parties (yes I was..am a major nerd) 5. I have actually been contacted by people "claiming" to be from Domnios. No I don't plan on giving anyone the information on who owns it now. 6. For all those who continue to want to buy it off me. It's gone, Stop asking. I wouldn't ever have sold it anyways just to avoid the possibility of any hidden problems. 7. For all those who continue to try and "gently" persuade me to use it on random act of pizza and why I did what I did. Here is why. A. I love the concept of random acts of pizza, but I'm sure a reasonable percentage of requests don't actually NEED the pizza. B. I didn't want to try and figure out how to utilize these coupons over the phone at random locations all over the US. C. The person I gave it too I know is in need and genuinely can/will use them. Granted it's only 1 free dinner a week for her and son, but that does add up, and can at least lesson a little bit of her burden.

    anon , TAKA@P.P.R.S Report

    funkybluegirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screw everyone. You did a good thing.

    Andie Day
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best outcome. I'm sure this kid and his mum will remember you with great fondness all their lives because of this.

    Mangelo Il Fumatori
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, Bored Panda won a lifetime supply of Reddit content, since they're just barely getting to stuff posted in 2016.

    Metallicd3ath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reddit has many lifetimes of supply of reddit content, so it has content to spare I guess

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. People are really interested in free pizza.

    ZeroCapacity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You my friend are the hero we need right now.

    Sean Sean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not liking pizza doesn't make you a Nazi. Liking pizza with pineapple on it does.

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    #19

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them I went to school with a kid who's mom won a lifetime supply of aluminum foil. They wrap EVERYTHING in foil. His whole lunch every day was wrapped in foil: sandwich, fruit, ect...and then they make one of those baking pouches, and that's his lunch bag. When we had like desert potluck his cookies came wrapped in in foil. I asked him about it once and he said they even wrap all their Christmas presents in it, and they still get too many boxes of it. They give it away to friends and family.

    nelsonmavrick , Luis Tamayo Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a while to register that the pic is of people covered in al foil.

    Draco's Dragonfly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaah that's what it is... I was wondering, wrapped up chicken? Terracotta army made of tin foil?

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    Molly Whuppie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its an art display, "Ghost"by Kader Attia, photo taken at the Saatchi Gallery London. If you google it you can learn more, but its essentially hollow figures of Muslim women in prayer.

    C W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foil is expensive so that’s great

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the government can't spy on them then...

    Yourname942
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrapping food in foil is safer than plastic at least

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    #20

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them I won a lifetime of great memories and the occasional nightmare, thank you US Army. EDIT: Thanks to everyone thanking me, no need though. I signed up on September 7th, 2001. I signed up to get my college paid for and if I had known what would happen four days later I can't guarantee that I would have signed up. It was a job that would allow me to get a college degree. It was a little more difficult than originally anticipated but I'm not a quitter and I trudged through multiple deployments like many others. My thanks goes out to anyone willing to sacrifice their time to serve their country whether foreign or domestic.

    fillhumpfree , Jevgenijs Slihto Report

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much respect to the troops fighting for us. They don't get to chose where they go, they just do what they're told and put their lives on the line.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We also shouldn't forget that soldiers not only fight, they also do Search and Rescue and disaster relief

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How convenient that university is so expensive that many people need to join the army to get a degree. Just make sure enough people are really poor and you'll have an everlasting supply of canon fodder.

    Trinity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just find it sad that people sacrifice their lives and healthy mental state because a bunch of arrogant, selfish, childish politicians threw a tantrum and declared war. Like, could you imagine if every soldier threw their guns down and said "Screw you" to their governments? The petty politicians would then have to resort to either peace or beat each other up. Because while soldiers are sacrificing everything, the Generals and politicians are sitting comfortably and safely, far away from any kind of danger. I may sound ignorant, but you have to admit I pose a solid point. I respect the defense forces, my great uncle has been in the Navy for 30 years, but I absolutely loathe the filthy politicians who treat their soldiers like disposable pawns in their sadistic game of chess.

    Gigantor the Bog Monster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the USA have such a fetish about worshipping those that serve in the military? I mean, just because you serve doesn't make you a hero.

    H M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You signed up. Did you think you'd be gardening?

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    #21

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them I have a friend that did an Arby's comercial years ago. They gave him an Arby's card that can be used for up to $20 or $25 a day. It's like a gift card that gets topped off daily. Only bad thing is he can't save the credit to make a big purchase. It has a cap of $25

    dj_spin , Mike Mozart Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could easily put down $25 worth of their fries and Jamocha shakes every day.

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stealing a comedian's joke here: Is Arby's really just the phonetic spelling of RB, which stands for roast beef?

    imontape
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It feels like an Arby's night - David puddy

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    #22

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them Grandpa negotiated free cell service for life for him and his wife when the cell company wanted to put up a tower on his farm. After a few years they started getting charged because the tower was bought by another company and they wouldn't respect the deal :/

    letmestandalone , Carl Lender Report

    Tangwulf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then he can tear it down? No deal no mast. ;)

    Whippet With A Cheeseburger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fetch the big red boxes from the shed. Pappy’s got some blastin’ to do.

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    Nilsen
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend's relatives got free electricity for eternity, while some neighbours sold their waterfalls for 5000 to 15000 kroner depending on how big the fall was. After some grumbling from the electric company's side a few years ago the deal is still standing about 120 years after it was signed. A year's wages for a skilled worker in industries were 10 000 kroner as late as 1950, when the deals were struck between 1900 and 1905 the sum was astronomical. And now a month's electricity for a farm is easily 3000 kroner

    Bobby
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To my understanding when a company buys another company they still have to honor the existing contracts so they could fight that

    Thomas Biorogue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got ripped off then. I know people around here who get like $5K a month to let that tower be on their land.

    ZeroCapacity
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would tear it down and tell them if they won't honor it then they broke the contract.

    Darla Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At that point I would’ve made the new company remove the tower off of the property

    Malwin Wellham
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grand pa obviously signed away the full ownership of this tower to that company. Even if he struck that free service deal with the former cell company on paper (which I doubt he did). The new company is not bound by it. But it is worth a shot to go over this with a lawyer. Damaging the tower is not a good idea at all. It is the new cell company's property now, they will take the whole farm in damages.

    Collin Bradford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have rented the land space. More money.

    I dont know you!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's lame. I had a neighbor who the cell company wanted to put a tower on their land and they essentially just lease their land to them. They get paid several hundred dollars a month for the cell tower to be on their land.

    Yagi-chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just got a mailer for a cell tower on my farm. They offered $179k USD. Not worth messing up the views.

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    #23

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them The SkyDome held a naming contest back in 1987, two years before it opened in downtown Toronto. The contest winner (picked at random from the many "SkyDome" entries - a play on the stadium's retractable roof) received a lifetime supply of tickets for any event at the Dome. The stadium has changed ownership multiple times and even the name has changed (it's now the Rogers Centre), but the prize is still being honoured.

    Zombie_John_Strachan , DGriebeling Report

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skydome - cool name. Rodgers Centre - boo.

    Anne McKinney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SkyDome is so much cooler than Rogers Centre.

    Barbara Skolly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard Rogers might change it to Rogers Skydome a few years ago then nothing more. Thats an awesome prize!

    #24

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them Last month I won a lifetime supply of pizza (one a day for the rest of my life) for being a restaurant's 5000th Twitter follower. Even better, my husband won too - we both followed to make sure one of us was the 5000th, and didn't realise the prize was for 5000th AND 5001st. So we both get free pizza for life! Plus, it's really, really good pizza - it's been called the best in the UK by a bunch of food critics and is crazy popular locally. So we're pretty happy at the moment! EDIT: For those asking which pizza place it is - here you go! [GB Pizza Co]

    quotefrommanstabbed , Stock Catalog Report

    Marybeth Long
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love pizza but no way I could I eat one a day regardless of how good the pizza. Let alone how unhealthy it would be eating it every day.

    Stace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As in green bay pizza company??

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    #25

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them Won a lifetime supply of Chuck Taylor converse. Basically they sent me 12 vouchers for a free pair of converse. You could pick high or low top and the color. I think I still have one of the pairs, and the rest I gave to friends and family.

    anon , Annie Mole Report

    Danielle Ocasio Fast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk how 12 pairs equal a lifetime supply... But I'd still Love to win this prize. Chucks are my Favorite 💕

    Flisey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine last three years of being worn everyday, so 3x12 would give me 36 years. That's a decent amount of time.

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    Barbara Skolly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they never go out of style

    Aubrie Allen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only shoes I've ever worn are chucks or chick knock offs.

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    #26

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them I won a year's worth of icecream. The deal is for one pint a month. Here's the kicker, I live on the other side of the country from the icecream shop. My parents love it though.

    goat_choak , Ankur Gulati Report

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And only once a month at that. 12 pints could easily be gone in 1 month here, dunno what kind of one year supply they're on about

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    Anne McKinney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pint a month??!!! I can do that in one night easy.

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    #27

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them I won a "Lifetime supply" of jelly beans in the 2nd grade. My teacher had a giant jar of them on the table and tons of students guessed how many beans were in there. I remember thinking, "I'm just gunna write down the biggest number I can, that way I'll stand the best odds of winning" (kid logic) So I wrote "999" because Zelda games taught me it's the biggest number ever There were 1,000 jelly beans. Students were amazed. Teacher thought I was a savant. Jelly beans lasted me about 6 months and I think my mom threw the rest away.

    FoxyGrampa , Tim Reckmann Report

    Nikki Hilton
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see 5 of the peach jelly beans. They're my favorite.

    Panda poster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was like 3/4 I thought 12 was the biggest number

    #28

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them I won a year supply of Whataburger. Won it in a raffle at the opening of a new restaurant. What it really was was 52 coupons for free Whataburgers. So basically one burger per week for a year. Edit : Because of the popularity, I guess I will expand upon this story, I was 14 I think when my family won this. I am now 17. Once a week my family would go to Whataburger and because of the terms of the coupon one person would get the free #1 combo and everyone else would get what they wanted but we would pay. Honestly they still made money off of us doing this even though they gave away 52 free burgers. I am still glad though cause it gave us an excuse to eat Whataburger every single week and who wouldn't want that?

    redrumsoxLoL , Terry Ross Report

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of very few things I miss about living in Texas. So good.

    Anne McKinney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Florida now and still miss Whataburger and Jack in the Box.

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    Paul Jordan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lisa B, I only upvoted you because I don’t want you to get banned for having negative votes. I Definitely don’t agree with your opinion(I Love Whataburger!), but I respect your right to have one.

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I upvoted her for the same reason. I think Whataburger is decent; not my favorite, but not bad. And I agree she has the right to her opinion. BP members need to chill out

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    Trinity
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Australian, so I've never heard of this franchise. I mean, our "Burger King" is called "Hungry Jack's" over here and we call "McDonald's" "Maccas". There's a lot of American stuff we don't have over here.

    lazyNinjaCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty sure we have a burger king as well as hungry jacks...

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    Emily
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won a years supply from an Italian ice shop and it was the same. Coupon book for 1 free ice per week. I only had to pay the difference if I wanted a bigger size or extras with it.

    Laurie Livingston
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know! I could definitely eat one per week!

    Lisa B
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    3 years ago

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    Anyone who has ever tasted Whataburger, that is who wouldn't want it.

    ._.
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. The wording is a little harsh, but it's still not good food.

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    #29

    It wasn't a lifetime supply, but it was a year's supply of flavoured milk. The company hosting the competition is based in Perth, Western Australia. The goal of the competition was to rename each flavour of milk to something uniquely Western Australian based on its colour. In my case, I renamed the spearmint flavoured milk, which is green, to Transperth, which is the public-transport service in WA. I came in second place for my submission, and won a years supply of flavoured milk. Unfortunately, they couldn't figure out the logistics of sending me the milk, so in the end they just transferred the equivalent amount of money into my bank account (I think it was about $1200 or so). The money is long gone and well spent, and the irony is that I don't think I spent any of that money on milk. Go figure.

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    Colin Bryant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you at least spend some on the transit company then?

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm, Public transportation flavored milk, my favorite.

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    #30

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them I won a lifetime's supply of rolling papers, 20 of those big boxes they have at the store. Quit smoking a month later to focus on my career. I gave the rest to my local convenience store to sell, they gave me £35.

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    Indy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to get those. Ever since Canada became legalized (Marijuana) the stores jacked the price way up on rolling papers.

    TTorrest Author
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the 90s, my father used to work for a company that managed E-Z Wider rolling papers and Trojan condoms. Our garage was filled with dozens of boxes of both. Friends who were unaware of my dad’s job probably just thought we were degenerates.

    #31

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them Didn't win but received a lifetime pass for a music festival. So far there have only been 2 years of festival but they just confirmed the 3rd. Two of the best weekends of my life. Would recommend. Edit: Received it by attending the festival announcement party. Everyone got an envelope upon entry which clearly had passes in them but said not to open. At the end of the night, if you still had a sealed envelope, they gave you a 'lifetime' pass. I think about 20 out of 200 ppl maybe?

    billrogerson , TLC Jonhson Report

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    #32

    I won a year supply of Chick-fil-A. They gave me 52 meal vouchers. It was pretty cool and I never had any trouble redeeming them.

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP is a lucky bastard, I would've redeemed the hell out of those

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmm, my favorite homophobic chicken!

    #33

    After coming in last with no money after appearing on College Jeopardy, one of my college buddies got a consolation prize of a lifetime supply of Juicy Fruit gum. He shared it with the whole dorm and it lasted about two months. More importantly, he also got a pound of Silly Putty that he would shape into a phallus and hang out the front of his pants.

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The taste, the taste, the taste is gonna moooooove ya! (from the commercial)

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    Sweetpotato314
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    3 years ago

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    I call BS on this story. Having been in a Jeopardy tournament, they don't work the same as regular games. Even on regular games, 2nd and 3rd place get something. Anyway, you got money just for making the tournament.

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    #34

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them My high school geometry teacher's son won a contest where he was featured on boxes of Kraft Mac 'n Cheese and also got a "lifetime" supply of it. He had a picture of it/a cut out of the box on his desk which was hysterical and all I remember was him complaining about how sick he was of mac n cheese.

    opentillmidnight , Mark Ordonez Report

    V Martinez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my kid's dream pic! He loves both!

    rw55066
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want some of that cream soda

    #35

    I've won a lifetime licence for Cerebus, a thieft protector for Android smartphones. They've stopped my "lifetime" licence after nearly two years because they needed money. What a group of f*****s.

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    #36

    Not myself, but my aunt won a lifetime supply of donuts from Krispy Kreme; in reality they just gave her a s**t ton of vouchers for free dozen of donut boxes (I don't remember how many, but I know she got a box a week for at least a couple years last I checked.) She won it by being first in line at a new store opening--why she went I don't know since she wasn't like the donut queen or something, haha.

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    Sweetpotato314
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My assistant principal won the same thing when a new location opened up near our school. She is very popular with us teachers now!

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or are Krispy Kreme doughnuts super overrated.

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are better when hot and fresh.

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    #37

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them Didin't win it, but once I was driving down this shitty a*s dirt road and found a pile of thousands and thousands of AA batteries. No idea how they got there, but they were pretty fresh, no corrosion. So I took a 5 gallon bucket, filled it up, and went on my way. 4 years later, I'm about 3 gallons in and they still power my Xbox controllers. EDIT: People seem interested. I'll look through my old phone when I get home to see if I have pictures of it. Sadly, I'm in California and the bucket is at my brother's house in Virginia. I guess I should add this interesting detail. Strangely, they were Kodak brand. Like they were supposed to be in disposable cameras or something. They didn't ever last very long, maybe half as long as Duracell/Energizer, but they were free!

    napleonblwnaprt , HS You Report

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife is a sleep tech. Some of their equipment is battery powered and they have to put fresh batteries in for each patient. She is allowed to keep the old ones. Can't remember the last time we bought AA batteries

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    #38

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them My friend won free chicken from Raising Cane's for life(chicken finger chain). In order to claim his chicken, he had to present the card given to him. After a few months of free chicken, his wallet was stolen, putting an end to his free chicken. Somebody was VERY happy when they saw that card in his wallet.

    Roberg13 , Shoshanah Report

    Hugendubel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually could have tracked the thief that way??

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the their knew what he got ! But I have a feeling it was the manager of the raising canes he visited most often ! “ I’ll never be 1st place regionally in sales if this guy keeps coming in for free food”

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    Thomas Biorogue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cane's is awesome. I love their sauce and those chicken strips.

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    #39

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them My mother won a "lifetime" supply of Pez on Let's Make a Deal. It was a few cases of dispensers and candy.

    raymondspogo , rochelle hartman Report

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once worked in candy factory. We could eat candy when we were at work. There was plenty of Pez candy. Too bad I never liked it.

    TKA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cola Pez?! Now I want to try that. I love Pez!

    #40

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them My friend and I were in a competition at an arena football game to win "Free pizza and beer for a year". The first person to kick a field goal from like 15-20 yards would win. Apparently their definition of a years worth of pizza and beer is 12 24 packs of beer and a large Rocky Rococos pizza per month for 12 months. We had to pick up all 12 cases of the beer from a distributor at one time so we had a party.

    ajamke , La Citta Vita Report

    Sylvia Schmitz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when the pics don't fit the story.

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they ever? P sure the editor just pulls stuff off of Google, they're definitely not all coming from the original story.

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    #41

    I bought a 1,000 count box of q-tips. Yeah, sure, I didn't WIN it, but given how many I still have left, I'm gonna say it'll last the rest of my life.

    anon Report

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    #42

    35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them Won a lifetime supply of mouthwash. F*****g rad, I butt chug that s**t on a daily basis.

    Iisterine , Bart Everson Report